#Genma/Gai

[deechristian]

[ruslanan]

1/2 shinobi

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Team choza time

Day 5: Exhaustion/Team

[frog-thief]

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[toxaquepex]

Probably one of the few moments where Kakashi allows himself to be a complete clown is when he is with Gai.

Entry for @kkgiweek

Bonus entry, day #2

Prompt: "Laugther"

Estimated points to be obtained 50

(5 chars rendered 🥷🥷, in background 🖼️ x bonus daily 🔥!!!!)

[radioactive-yuri]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

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naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

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naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

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naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

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naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.

[jvnart]

Gai Week ✨️ Team

Gai: alright Team! Meet-

Gai: gemna, choza-sensei & ebisu

Choza: hello!

Genma: hey

Ebisu: pleasure to meet the three of you!

Gai: this is rock oee, tenten, and neji!

Choza: we are so proud of you, gai!

Tenten: whata with the headbands? Are you balding?

Lee: TENTEN!!

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

*Kakashi just passing by* Ebisu: I'm not gay but damn. Genma: It's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay. Gai: To be honest, I'd fuck him. Genma: See now? That's gay.

[nightofhappylight]

According to the Wiki, Gai is two years younger than Ebisu and three years younger than Genma

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

[cool-thymus]

Rin and Obito: if neither of us can have him, nobody can

[oh-no-its-bird]

Rin and Obito survives au but Kakashi ends up killing Rin anyways because he catches her writing omegaverse smut about him and Obito. Send tweet.

[kankuroplease]

[frog-thief]

Unfortunately I don’t know English very well so I used a translator. I apologize in advance for any mistakes🙏

Plus notes:

• the real cause of Dai's death was hidden because eighth gate is a forbidden technique and "trump card" of Konoha

• Gai's always smiles consciously. Therefore, after drinking alcohol, he ceases to control his facial expressions and always ends up with a gloomy face

[v1rtualv4mp]

Imagine how cool would it be if every naruto character was developed to their fullest potential instead of just focusing on Naruto and Sasuke

[toxaquepex]

Happy Birthday Maito Gai