#German Humor
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Please don't season the pigeons!!
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#inspirational#life quotes#motivating quotes#emotional#tumblr memes#shitpost#funny because its true#ProvinzMeme#german language#german humor#the germans do have a word for everything#Scrabble Nation Germany#ProvinzPoster
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In Germany, we don’t say “let’s go” we klatschen mit den Händen auf die Oberschenkel and say “Jetzt geht jeder noch mal aufs Klo und dann reiten wir los” and I think that’s rad.
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The thing is, this is an actual German joke.
#germany#german memes#funny#meme#german language#learning german#4chan#joke#antijoke#joke meta#german humor#if you're learning the language or sth. and are curious: it's 'treffen sich zwei jäger. beide tot.'#understanding why it's funny is your assigned task now#truly peak german comedy
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Upsi 🥲
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I'm happy to see that actual Germans appreciate Jäger's certified German sense of humor. Huge win for me honestly.
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My Face When Lydia Met Hans in This Moment😲
And just like that, an iconic moment unfolded!🙈
Pure joy and chaos!✨
Pass It On!❤️✨
#lydia violet#relatable#explore#funny#in this moment#viral#german humor#fandom#this moment#heartwarming#lol#comedygold#laughoutloudclub#funny but true#tumblr humor#authenticity#girly pop#feelgoodvibes#behind the scenes
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The final Battle (impression of a political caricature float by a true Mastermind of Dusseldorf's Karneval: Jacques Tilly). "Predicting the future isn't magic. It's artificial intelligence." - Dave Waters
#art#political art#caricature#political caricature#karneval#dusseldorf#dusseldorf karneval#jacques tilly#humor#black humor#german humor#quote of the day#quote of today#dave waters#the future#predicting the future#the future now#magic#reality#ai#artifical intelligence#intelligence#intellect#human brain#man vs. machine#bon appetit#hunger#sci fi#utopia#dystopia
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The German comedy Central will show "American dad" for 24 hours in honor of the American voting day.
Im laughing and crying and a little scared
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Okay, maybe I don't have the guts but at least I have the balls
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Bavaria is very tolerant
I saw an ad for a LGBTQ+ club in Bavaria (a big German state, known for thinking that they are better than everyone).
It said "Equality and tolerance for everyone in Bavaria".
Well... f*ck the rest of the world, i guess. And jup, Bavaria was printed in bold.
#lgbtq#lgbtqia#bavaria#humor#it is true though#germany#german humor#bayern#freistaat bayern#deutschland
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People be thinking Harry Potter is oh so cool, when I know for a fact he wouldn't have made it past the Deutsche Bahn.
#shitpost#german humor#lorelei's mind#overrated#mediocre at best#there are better books#there are better movies
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"Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen" - taken literally
“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“
I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.
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Tomatoes happened
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"Dude she said SIT"
(Source)
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