#German Humor
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thatswhywelovegermany · 8 months ago
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Please don't season the pigeons!!
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provinzpoet · 4 months ago
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the-oddest-inkling · 2 years ago
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In Germany, we don’t say “let’s go” we klatschen mit den Händen auf die Oberschenkel and say “Jetzt geht jeder noch mal aufs Klo und dann reiten wir los” and I think that’s rad.
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clouds-of-wings · 7 months ago
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The thing is, this is an actual German joke.
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julielithoe · 3 months ago
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Upsi 🥲
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escapedaudios · 1 year ago
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I'm happy to see that actual Germans appreciate Jäger's certified German sense of humor. Huge win for me honestly.
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golden0moments · 1 month ago
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My Face When Lydia Met Hans in This Moment😲
And just like that, an iconic moment unfolded!🙈
Pure joy and chaos!✨
Pass It On!❤️✨
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palatinewolfsblog · 4 months ago
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The final Battle (impression of a political caricature float by a true Mastermind of Dusseldorf's Karneval: Jacques Tilly). "Predicting the future isn't magic. It's artificial intelligence." - Dave Waters
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y-avann-a · 8 months ago
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The German comedy Central will show "American dad" for 24 hours in honor of the American voting day.
Im laughing and crying and a little scared
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queen-of-wisdom · 11 months ago
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Okay, maybe I don't have the guts but at least I have the balls
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thatswhywelovegermany · 4 months ago
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overlord-of-fantasy · 1 year ago
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Bavaria is very tolerant
I saw an ad for a LGBTQ+ club in Bavaria (a big German state, known for thinking that they are better than everyone).
It said "Equality and tolerance for everyone in Bavaria".
Well... f*ck the rest of the world, i guess. And jup, Bavaria was printed in bold.
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crazycatsiren · 2 years ago
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People be thinking Harry Potter is oh so cool, when I know for a fact he wouldn't have made it past the Deutsche Bahn.
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mama-arma · 5 months ago
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"Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen" - taken literally
“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“
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I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.
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thatswhywelovegermany · 11 months ago
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Tomatoes happened
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babyanimalgifs · 1 year ago
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"Dude she said SIT"
(Source)
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