#Get ROASTED

[ts-random-pictures]

Virgil: I ran out of eyeshadow, anyone got extra?

Remus: Sure.

Virgil: No thanks, yours literally come from the ashes of Thomas' relationships. That's gonna give me pinkeye.

[m0thxy]

party poison? more like gay

[call-me-casual]

2:00 LMAO SHE CALLED HIM A PEACOCK

PEACOCK JEFF TRACY

[mydream-synopsis]

chronically online narumi vs stan twitter

[therighthandofvengeance]

Marcus: How was I supposed to know? Can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch.

Franklin: No? Then why do you dress like one?

[twilektrekkie]

Get chestnut roasted, idiot

With jack frost nipping at your nose, fucking loser

[n1ghtwxlk3r]

"The truth lies buried beneath your feet and the only god you're praying to is hate"

-Me, in a character.ai chat a few minutes ago, it consisting of me and Valeria Garza (COD MWII I think) roasting the hell out of a mysoginist who said that women above thirty years old aren't valuable and are worth- and useless, after the guy said that we didn't see the truth

[biggestdev]

The Bored Ape Eye searing event is even funner than you think it is

You may have seen some news recently, if you keep up with the nft space crashing and burning. The Bored Ape nft guys held a big concert in China where germicidial UV lights were put up instead of normal blacklights, causing eye injuries and skin damage.

That in it's own is goddamn hilarious, but what's even funnier is WHERE the harmful lights were! One of my fave youtubers, Big Clive, has an opinion. He's techie dude, I don't know his actual job, but some of his "on the road" videos suggest he's some kind of backstage electrician/lighting guy for big events like this. Anyway, he released a video where he breaks down each type of stage light used at the event:

He's fairly confident all the stage lighting/dj table is all proper blacklights or LED lights. As funny as it is to imagine, it's not likely that everyone stared awestruck at the stage as their eyeballs slowly started to smoke.

Instead, he suspect they were installed here:

The pictures he shows are of a photo-op booth off in the corner of the event space somewhere, with a weird "swamp-beach" asthetic, and toilets gussied up to look like they're covered in slime (is that a theme for bored ape stuff? Gross). He's pretty confident the light tubes used to ring the booth are the eye-searing UVC lights in question. Skip to about 6:20 in the video to hear his justifications, but i suggest watching the whole thing, it's pretty apparent he knows his stuff about lights, and imo has a captivating presentation.

I just think this makes the whole thing 100x funnier. Get punished for taking your shitty photo booth pic at the shitty monkey jpeg party, by being roasted online AND in real life! Funniest shit imaginable.

[readingtoinfinity]

Sometimes I forget Seanan McGuire has a Tumblr account.

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

[sharkinatimeloop]

[themosthatedbeingg]

“I’m not taking shit from a man that fucks Mannequins..”

@originemesis

[late-night-chai-latte]

Skyfire and Mint COULD get along, with some help

[Bluesky]

[eurosleaz]

❛ how's the wine? ❜

sadie doesn't make an effort to hide the distant evident on her face. she knows stories-- well, mostly what percy's told her. still, she's able to put context clues together. her fingers grasp harder around the stem of the wine glass, prepared to throw it if the situation calls for it.

" it's not good. you spent too much money on something that tastes like swill. i'm pretty sure i've had things not made legally that taste better than this. i've always heard money can't buy taste, so it's actually great to get confirmation on that. "

@feliicis

[rookanisstuff]

Rook and Lucanis discovering the true depths of depravity us fans are putting them through in their ‘Romance Novel’…….

Part 2 of this!

[unstablequeerbitch]

Damn meggy

[alexturntable]

ScuderiaFerrari Have Fred’s photography skills improved this year? 😂