#GrapePop: IC

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“It’s hard being this good looking and talented.”

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Cue Ido coming in for her famous back hug surprise attacks. He's getting all the hugs

“Wha – !! Oh, hey babe, what’s up? You scared me for a second there.”

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“So if we’re passing out kisses, I could use a few!”

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“ … I’ll pass.”

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“I’m giving away free hugs so get in line ladies!”

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“What’d everyone get for Christmas?!”

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“Seven Days.”

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“Happy Birthday Eri!”

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Continued from HERE @imitationpersonne​ This was probably one of he and Kaminari’s riskier plans but the look on Monoma’s face if they could pull it off? Priceless. Bravery seldom came to Mineta when it came to most tests of strength but this was personal and therefore he had no choice but to volunteer as the sole spy to put this plan into action --- that and the fact that his smaller and slimmer body made it easier for him to go undetected. With a salute to his fellow comrad, he moved out. The preparation was child’s play but the technique and silent footsteps? All according to his genius. Resting the mug of water just inches away from the sleeping body and gently slipping his victim’s hand into the easiest path of destruction. Waiting, he barely had a chance to dig for his phone before the other stirred awake with a look that could only prove that he was successful.

Bubbling with pride Mineta blew his cover in an instant as he burst into laughter and fell flat on his bottom. He was careful to quickly calm himself down though lest he wanted to join Monoma in the soiled bottoms party. “The look on your face! You really pissed yourself didn’t you?! Oh dude, that moment could win millions!” Waving around his phone he wheezed, trying to collect himself again. “I can’t believe that actually worked.”

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Continued from here @hypocritehero​ While he knew his original goals of becoming a hero had become slightly skewed once his soulmate’s abysmal track record had started just recently. First under the impressiong that maybe his fair maiden was waiting for him on the other side of the finish line after marching his way through the hero course but right from the start of his journey something had gone terribly wrong. Words cannot even begin to describe the copious amounts of pain he felt just moments after securing his final points during the entrance exam only to collapse before he could even make it out of the area. Three broken limbs --- Three! That right there settled everything (other than his screaming and wailing)! There was a damsal in distress that needed his guaranteed success and he wasn’t to let her down with any false hope. Somewhere out there was a babe he was destined to meet and coddle and if that wasn’t every man’s dream to succeed let lightning strike him down now! Surely everything was leading up to those final moments, including this life-threatening fitness test that he had to endure as a mandatory grade of his competence. Even with his teacher’s cruel gaze that scared the filling out of his donut, he wouldn’t be deterred so ... easily! With his mind on the prize at the end of this gloomy tunnel he was determined to stick it through. That was until a particular looking plain guy smashed every glorified desire he had set for himself in a single throw. There was no way.

Had it not been for the searing pain left in his finger just after the ball had been sent soaring he would have denied it to hell and back but his teeth sinking into his lip in both pain and disappointment said otherwise. Was there some kind of mistake? He couldn’t be connected to another guy could he? Well evidently he was but what did that mean for his love life?! Was this some sort of forboding sign that he was ... dare he say ... destined to be single? To think that fate’s game of love also contained the single most insulting cockblock was in the form of another dude! Unbelievable! “Bastard ... !” It was hushed, shaking to contain his pain and heartbreak to keep any attention off of him. It was a set of frivolous activities that thankfully, kept all of his limbs in tact therefore providing him a much less painful way of having a proper conversation with his new classmate. Why was he cursred with such bad luck? Why did he have to get connected to the guy with the bone crushing Quirk? --- And how did he make it look so damn cool?! This was all some kind of cruel joke! Nonetheless he had no issues approaching his destined mate come lunch time. He could spot that unruly head of hair anywhere. The throbbing pain of his finger hadn’t forgiven Midoriya for his sacrifice and frankly neither had Mineta himself but he was willing to let the other boy explain himself first. So almost hesitantly he slapped his tray down on the table beside him, climbing onto the bench with a huff while he tried to conjure up something impactful to say. “Dude, less is more. You ever hear of that phrase before in your LIFE?!” He soon realized that his question might have been coming out of context, thus wrapping his fingers into a fist and waving it in Midoriya’s face to show off his bandaged finger.

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Santa Gum is here! Since your request for a gf is a bit out of his magical abilities, he hopes he can at least satisfy his wish with a Christmas Tree made up of grape candies and a custom varsity jacket with his hero name on it. Merry Christmas!

“I’ve never gotten anything this nice in my life. Santa really is the best!” He’s crying on his new custom jacket but at least the tears are tears of joy.

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“I’m the birthday king! Send in your wishes and maybe you’ll get some kisses!”

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Pocky Day!

“Oh thanks dude.” Mineta snatched a few sticks of pocky from the box and sat two of them between his lips. “Which one of the girls would you play the game with? Think they’d ever actually play with us?”

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“Water’s flavor is just its temperature.”

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Picks up smol grape. "Babe!"

“You’re back! You missed me, didn’t you?”

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Kaminari pours a bucket of grape candy and gummy packets over his best friend. "Happy birthday to my best friend!!! I literally bought every last grape thing they had at the store and you have like a 24 pack of grape soda in front of your door. I'm not sorry."

Grape Day!

“Oh, this is great and all but you didn’t really think about how I’d be able to finish all of this did you? I can eat a lot but I don’t know if I could eat this much before it gets to my stomach. So how am I supposed to eat all of this by myself?!”

He grinned, glancing up at his beloved blond buddy. “ … Unless?”