#HEAD IN HANDS...

[seasononesam]

Dean, I told you, I've gotta get back by Monday- Monday. Right. The interview.

[most-certainly-not-lennard]

i am the best at internet. using the internet, posting on it, posting the right things on the internet and not confusing anyone, these are my talents.

[werewolfdog]

Locking in and loading over for Sq.uid Ga.me season finale tomorrow...

[durgewyll]

i need a really compelling reason to not romance blackwall with the single mother lavellan i just made

[clannfearrunt]

I wish my brain did not run on the modded Skyrim model of creation but here we are. Sure I may have made enough original assets to make a whole new game. But I can’t just separate my mods and expect it to work on its own; no matter how much of the base game it changes, the fact of the matter is that it was made to run within Skyrim’s engine. Extricating it from Skyrim to make it its own standalone game would take a lot more time, effort, and skill than I have access to. I also just don’t have the time effort skill to make my own game from scratch in the first place you feel

[caninerat]

Let's be delusional and think about an alternate timeline where Yaguruma is happy and not put through hell and torment of being all alone in the world with no one to reach out their hand to her & take her seriously..

[intertexts]

OK. OK OK OK. HI. IM AT WORK NOW SO THIS IS GONNA BE DISJOINTED AND NOT MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE BUT IM COOKING SO THIS REQUIRES AN ASK AND NOT A REPLY BC THOSE HAVE CHARACTER LIMITS (cooking both metaphorically and literally because it's 95 degrees outside at 9am and it is so so so so fucking humid) oh god get me out of the kitchen before i start burning things!!!

this could be Nothing. bc again I desperately need 2 learn more about cauldron and their motivations and such. BUT. going back to the tide/leviathan comparisons because they're making me kind of insane and i want to give him a Complex about it. because if we're not going to lobotomize him I need 2 hurt him in other ways (sorry dad)

so. this doesn't EXACTLY work 1:1 because there are only 3 endbringers and only 2 of them seem to be element-focused as far as i know. but if we have tide as a comparison to leviathan, we also have MAGMA who could be a comparison to behemoth if my thoughts are correct and behemoth is . big fire guy (he sleeps in a volcano so. I'm assuming.) . granted we also have like. whirlwind and shockwave and seismic who are the other elementals and they don't actually have an endbringer counterpart BUT IM !!!! going a little crazy thinking about like. if tide + his siblings are artificial capes, what if they (or at least he and magma because I'm kind of thinking abt them as the older ones. havent listened to the oneshot in a while so this may not be accurate) were given their powers SPECIFICALLY to be counters to the endbringers. or at least in an attempt to make a cape equivalent of the endbringers to better like... study their powerset or something. (I keep saying cauldron studies things bc I said that with david too and this really just comes from my inherent need for a big evil science team. in worm it seems like they're more capitalism focused but let a guy dream here)

this also brings up an interesting point with Elle who i know u don't know yet but she could be an interesting counterpoint to simurgh? Who as far as I know now isn't necessarily elemental but . neither is Elle really!! and that creates the big disaster in the oneshot bc she can't control her powers and goes kind of nuts about it.

anyway anyway anyway. tldr; tide and magma were specifically created as parallels to leviathan and behemoth, this wouldn't really be common knowledge to the rest of the capes bc of cauldrons secrecy BUT i think ppl would definitely notice the similarities in their powersets and that makes a subconscious fear response in people who have seen an endbringer attack firsthand (I believe in scary intimidating tide supremacy but then you talk to him and he's the sweetest human being in the whole world) . tide and magma both know this and have complicated emotions about it. I think tide has a very bad reaction to the leviathan attack if we are keeping that as an event that happens.

OR IT COULD ALL BE COINCIDENCE AND THIS IS NOTHING. but until i learn more about cauldron I am choosing to view them as my favorite trope of big evil science corporation <3333

OHH U R FUCKING COOKING DUDE YEAH <333

it is. so hard whenever u r talking about cauldron.... mallard conway ass levels of "oh okay i literally Cannot talk about this or else im accidentally gonna say spoilers." but. i DO think this goes so hard & conceivably makes sense for cauldron to do...... man one day in the far future we're gonna have to sit down and talk about if cauldron even would exist in this au. but. for now. hehehe :33 & i will say!!! i will say!!! research is. involved, in what they do. you are not off the mark.

ANYWAY. love this for him so much..... the way he moves and acts in a fight echoes leviathan.... does he have that water afterimage too??? when he's fighting?? because that shits cool as hell he should have it. i'm always just really ill over someone made to be a weapon who never wanted to be one.... tide you have to be at the leviathan fight but you shouldn't be :(((

i gotta listen to the elementals oneshot i have it downloaded rn.. i wanna know elle's deal because you have just said something unwittingly extremely funny & i need to know What happens to her before i comment on it!!!! anyway!!!! thinking abt tide lambert forever & always...

[hakusins]

so i was looking for a cream someone recommended for my skin condition and for like a solid 10 minutes i was wondering why would someone recommend me urethra cream

urea... they recommended me urea cream.

[firebugging]

I HATEHATEHATEEEE COMING UP WITH TAGS HOW DO I MAKE THEM FIT MUU

[oblako]

it's just. i keep thinking about how rand and yujing went through all this trouble to cover their tracks and hide nol from yui, even to the point of not taking the company car, giving jayce false information, paying off security, and not letting kousuke bring his phone (in case it's being tracked). and then alyssa leads her right to nol's hospital room like it's nothing. "you guys are family!" girl she wants him dead. my god.

[zehecatl]

you know you're in deep shit when you start making a Beyblade au for your ocs

[le-velo-pour-dru]

I'm what they call the insecurerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[werewolfdog]

Oh, Sol and I just found a few poems that we did wrote early last year and...

[jadeofblades]

gotta love being in such a weird ass state with creating things 😍😥😜🤨🤣🥹💕 (im in hell)

[durgewyll]

thinking abt all the hotfixes they need to do ASAP bc they stupidly released a buggy patch on a FRIDAY and now they have to prioritize which bugs to fix and have those fixes tested thoroughly in a span of a week or less which means they're most definitely crunching

[prismatic-starstuff]

Real Talk: I've had 2010 sitting in my room just waiting to be read for A While now but I've been stalling on reading it, because I'm excited to see HAL again but I know I'm gonna break when it gets to the part where he dies again