#HGHHHHHH I NEED THEM...

[brchyura]

some idol hell sketches :]

[hamstermastersamster]

So we finished Control. On the positive side, I will say - telekinesis and levitating is super fun, the destructible environments are technically impressive, and there were some really great ideas in here.

But I never warmed up to the narrative style, and found all the documents and videos and conversations explaining what was going on just . . . dry, utterly boring exposition. I also think Remedy sabotaged their own game by adding so many completely unnecessary looter-shooter random-drop mechanics, timed random quests interrupting the plot, endlessly respawning enemies, etc. . . .

Like the combat had moments of excitement where I glimpsed real innovation, particularly once you can just fly around throwing furniture at dudes, but the tough fights were basically frantic bullet hell and some enemies were reallyfucking annoying to kill. So I'm not even bothering to go and explore places I know I probably missed some stuff in the post-game, because my reward will be more random fights and some random shit mods and some boring documents maybe. Hard pass.

I mean, you couldn't even sort the mods in the menu by type so I could easily identify all the pointless duplicates for scrapping, Remedy? 9_9 REALLY? The fact that this is a chore I have to keep stopping and doing every half hour AT ALL is already a stupid game design decision that didn't need to be. Bigger inventory limits, automatically replacing mods with better versions when found, getting rid of the need to check for that 1% increase in effectiveness altogether - any of this would have been better.

And you punish players for dying so they can afford less stuff that might help them win the fight next time? And you can't let us reload right at a boss fight so we have to keep running around and doing shit again before another try?

Hghhhhhh. The tedium.

In my mind's eye I'm picturing a trimmer, finite version of this game with fixed upgrades along the plot route as meaningful rewards, and areas you can actually 100% clear so you feel like you're making progress instead of just fighting an endless army of enemies over and over.

I think that could have been real nice. I think I would have enjoyed that version of the game. It's a great example of an experience with a clearly defined start and end being better than infinitely replayable dullness.

Ultimately, as it is, I just didn't enjoy it enough to warrant playing the DLCs or being interested in the sequel, so I'm gonna park it there and say it's not for me I guess!

[sebsxphia]

Sebbb my love <3 how are you doing?? 💕

https://www.tumblr.com/babyrooster/714385631815647232

I saw these pics and I currently cannot stop thinking about Bradley letting his hair grow out a bit longer, maybe when he’s on leave from work for a few months!!! He absolutely loves how much you seem to enjoy his longer hair, the way you absentmindedly play with the little curls and twirl them around your fingers when the two of you lie in bed together at night talking until you fall asleep, how you run your fingers through his hair when he lays his head in your lap while you’re watching tv, the way you tug on his curls when he’s eating you out drives him absolutely wild and has him doubling his efforts to make you cum, grunting and growling against you as you pull him closer 🫠 hhhhnggjejcjrn I need him so bad !

I hope you’re feeling better, Seb 🥺 and I hope you have a wonderful day, ilysm!!! 🥰😘💕🌼💜✨💕🌼💜💕💜 - @sugarcoated-lame 💜

hello kricket my love! i’m doing all okay thank you! i’m feeling a lot better now. how are you doing my love? 🥹🥰💗

omggggggg i’ve never thought of bradley with longer hair! i think i’ve fallen more in love with him. big, strong, broad man with longer hair make me go brrrrrrrrr 😵‍💫

you absolutely love the fact that he’s able to take some time off and just relax, and that includes not keeping his neat appearance that he has to maintain. he adores the way you play with his hair and it sends him to sleep so easily.

bonus points if he lets his beard grow out a bit so you have the feeling of his stubble and his tache pressing against your thighs, alongside the longer hair to tug on 🤤 the grunting and growling too hghhhhhh kricket i’m melting!

i love this thot so much! thank you so much for this my love and i hope you have a wonderful day yourself! ilysm, mwah! 🥰💗🫶🏼💞💓💐

[headsemptysys]

So Pat's staying home again. Hghhhhhh I get it his head hurts I don't blame him. But also. This is like actual fucking torture. I stayed up all night, broke my attempt at a week of sobriety, drank an extra Monster, made plans with my friends-- based on. Him not Doing This.

I'm gonna fucking kill the people outside rn actually I need them to shut the fuck up and stop. Using like-- Idfk what tool but it's loud and irritating and it's 8 in the fucking morning. Shut up. Fuck.

Anyway this sucks. I already feel stuck and him being out of the house is something I rely on. Because it means there isn't another person in the room that I'm *constantly* hypervigilant about. I need that break so so so bad. My only options are be in my room with just my phone and hide forever or be in the living room having a permanent anxiety attack and trying to minimize the space I take up constantly.

[vanivanvanilla]

i think i might be a bit abnormal about princezam

[roostertuftart]

kyle for the ask thingy

sexuality headcanon- Demi bisexual (male preference) or demi gay. he's demi no matter what though. Or ace. just ace spectrum rly imo

otp- Is this even a question. STYLEEEEE style style style. I love style sm. Literally look at them they mean so much to me. Stan and Kyle are such a fun dynamic and there's so much that can be done with them. they're best friends and they love each other more than anything but they're also codependent and could be the other's downfall. They hate each other. They need each other. I want to shake them.

brotp- not to get literal but I love his dynamic with his brother so much. Kyle just being an annoying older brother with eldest-sister-aka-the-third-parent-complex who is desperate to be a positive figure in Ike's life and Ike wanting Kyle to fuck off so he can watch Pewdiepie (but he loves Kyle dearly). Iconic.

notp- Mghhhh I'm not gonna go on about how I hate ky///man here as I've done so plenty before but I don't like it as a bothsided thing except in rare cases, typically only if it's used as a plot device that isn't intended to be endgame. It makes me genuinely uncomfortable- On the other hand, a lot of my closest friends ship it so I can tolerate it. But yah, not my thing and not something that makes much sense to me except in very specific cases.

first headcanon that pops into my head- Freckles bc someone commented that he doesn't have them on an animation I made the other day and it pissed me off lol

Also he's autistic

favorite line from this character- "Because you're my little brother, Goddammit! And even when I'm fifty and you're forty-five, you're still gonna be my little brother!" Bless him

one way in which I relate to this character- Hghhhhhh hahahahah oh boy. Ummm Repression and anger as a defense mechanism. Can't keep my mouth shut. Too judgmental (trying not to be,,), and plenty more. he's so fucking relatable I hate him

something that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character- His tiktoks (though I also adore them) and how badly he'll try to fit in in the most awkward ways possible. It's more loveable than embarrassing though.

cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Cinnamon roll. He has some issues and can be shitty but I think he's overall a good person who tries his best and I think that shines way above any missteps he's made, especially considering he's rarely malicious and usually his worst actions were taken out of hurt and in an attempt to make things better for everyone.

Here's the prompt for anyone who wants it!

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

God my hours have really sucked this month so far I’ve had like half of what I normally get and of I want to catch them up I’d need to go an extra 15 per week for two weeks which first of all no second if all I wouldn’t be able to do anyway because my manager can’t fucking schedule a rota for fuck nor shit ugh I’m going to be broke for a while hghhhhhh

[sebsxphia]

Just imagine you're humping an oversize stuffy Bob won you at the fair trying to get yourself off before he gets home. Then he walks in and finds you desperate, tears ready to fall because you can't make yourself cum. He'd be so sweet, wrapping you in his arms and hushing you with kisses. "It's okay, baby. What do you need daddy's mouth or fingers, hm?" You know better than to expect his cock though, he'd already told you not to play with yourself while he was away. "Want your mouth, daddy. I feel sore," you managed to tell him.

Dropping down to the bed to examine your cunt, he'd demand, "Show me" as you pull your underwear to the side like a good girl. "Awww, baby you made your lips all puffy and red on that teddy bear. Let me make my baby girl feel better." Then he'd lick and lap at you softly, edging you for kicks, until you finally came all over his face with a whimper. Soft dom Bob for the win!!

HGHHHHHH THIS IS SO HOT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

soft dom bob!!! soft dom bob!!!!! soft dom bob!!!!!!!

for some reason bob demanding to examine my cunt makes me all 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

because of course, as much as the rules are to not touch yourself when he’s not there, he just hates to see his baby nearly in tears because you can’t come. he wants to make you feel good, but on his terms, of course. he’s rubbing his saliva and your arousal over your lips to soothe them. “there we go baby, doesn’t that feel much better?”

after you’ve come all over his face, he would still give you spanks as a soft punishment for touching yourself when he’s not there.

thank you so so much for this dear anon omllll!!!! 💌💖

[sebsxphia]

Photo booth pictures w Jake and someone on the team sees he has them pinned to his plane/ hanger and tries to clown him for having a “secret girlfriend” but he’s like why would i want yall looking at my pretty little piece

NEW THING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED JAKE CALLING YOU A PRETTY LITTLE PIECE

but no omg please, i’m such a sucker for that trope, like just always being able to look over at you while he’s flying!!!!! hghhhhhh

he’d be so protective of the photos if anyone saw and tried to clown him too. “stop looking at my girl, she’s there for me dumbass.”

thank you so so much for this dear anon!!! 💌 this made me kick my legs and shit 🥹

[sebsxphia]

Seb my beloved !!! <3 how have you been, my love?? I’m back with another Joel x babysitter thot for you (: 🧡🧡

Joel seeing you in lingerie for the first time. You surprise him, splurging on a new set in his favorite color (idk why but I feel like his favorite would be green) and after the initial shock wears off (he definitely just stares at you wide eyed and open-mouthed for a long moment), his hands are all over your body. Rough, calloused palms roaming your soft skin, admiring and worshiping how your beautiful curves look in the sheer, lacy fabric. Relishing in how you shiver under his intense, dark gaze and how responsive you are to his touch. And Joel definitely has a hard time keeping you quiet that night with how relentlessly he fucks you, one of his large hands coming up to cover your mouth, his warm breath and his beard tickling your skin as he whispers into your ear,

“Look at you, darlin’. So pretty, all wrapped up like a present just for me.”

aaahfjejgjt I need him so bad ! 🫠🫠🫠

Hope you’re doing well and having a great day, Seb!! ilysm 🥰❤️❤️❤️ - @sugarcoated-lame 🧡

kricket my beloved! 🥹 i’ve been ok, just getting by! how have you been my love? 💗

oh and this joel and babysitter thot is so delicious! how have we never discussed this before?! sure, wearing joel’s clothes gets him so riled up, but wearing a perfectly fitted, lingerie set, that holds your body perfectly? oh he’s a goner.

he’s practically salivating before he has his hands on you. he’s adamant that your set stays on. he either removes the panties or pushes them to the side. he’s fucking you so hard and so deep, you’re wailing. and the covering your mouth though and whispering in your ear! hghhhhhh 😵‍💫

“shh, shh, darlin’. i know, baby, i know. it feels s’ good, don’t it? makin’ this old man crazy that i have to fuck you this hard.”

i wanna be wrapped up like a present for him! ugh! thank you so much for this incredible thot my beloved kricket and i hope you’re having a wonderful day yourself! ilysm! 🥹💗🫶🏼