#HOLLLLLY SHIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[allwormdiet]

Agitation 3.11

The problems involving this motherfucking bank are no longer limited to the exterior of said motherfucking bank

It has to be fucking alarming for your power to stop working for you when you're so used to it as a part of yourself. Can't even imagine.

God the tension here is good. Amy's not much of a fighter, sure, not even compared to Taylor, but Taylor's making her feel like she's dying rn

Do people really paint Amy as some kind of suffering angel? Like I get that she's suffered, sure, she's a parahuman and the least-favorite child of New Wave and yadda yadda, but she's fucking mean. And honestly between her and her sister I get the impression that New Wave is uhh, not too big on treating criminals like they have human rights? Which isn't at all concerning when one of them is a lawyer.

...Man how do I get worse vibes off of New Wave than the Protectorate, I'm basically never on the side of government superheroes

You can't fool me Victoria Dallon, I know you practiced that landing

Also Jesus that's a lot of damage, couldn't you have just gone through one of the windows that broke already? Kid Win made that hole for nothing.

I know Amy doesn't do this (yet) but the fact that this is the first thing she threatens to do to a villain with a knife to her throat is fucking insane

Are the Dallons actually trained in hostage negotiation and conflict de-escalation? I hope they're not because otherwise I'd have a lot of really pressing and mean questions for their trainers

Also fucked up that Amy's threats involve destroying Taylor's sense of taste, giving her fatal diseases, or *checks notes* making her really really fat, what the hell girl

Hey Tattletale, love you Tattletale, please for the love of god be careful Tattletale

So people have written Tattletale and Glory Girl punching each other with their lips, right? If I'm picking up on some kismesis vibes there's no way other people haven't picked up kismesis vibes

(Sit. Stay. Good girl. Oh my god.)

Interesting that Tattletale seems willing to call Amy's bluff here, though I'm not sure how safe that is

Tattletale: you should know better than to make me monologue about something that'll help you

Glory Girl: yeah I know

Tattletale: but I'm gonna answer your question anyhow

Glory Girl:

Victoria continues to be a huge fucking nerd

Tattletale continues to be outrageously smug and also, tbh, isn't entirely wrong about the expectations of superpowers. She's lying like a rug of course but how should they know that?

Clever! And fucked up. And remarkably powerful on Amy's part, like holy shit. As if the cancer threat wasn't bad enough.

And all the while Tattletale is fucking up Panacea's play with nothing but a laser pointer, with GG too distracted by proving her wrong to realize it

Victoria what the fuck

I'm gonna try to be generous and chalk this up to being written in 2011, but hollllly shit this doesn't reflect well on the character or author

Current Thoughts

Okay so I'm not gonna dwell on the slur, much as I'd love to, let's just leave that one on the side

I find it fascinating that GG considers New Wave immune to the threat of dirty secrets, especially the part about "full transparency." We just saw her nearly kill a suspect on accident and then guilt trip Panacea into healing her to prevent a black mark on the team's record. Like maybe she theoretically believes that stuff as long as she doesn't think too hard about it, but this is absolutely hypocrisy on her part

Victoria and Amy both are just. Really showing their best selves in this arc. I'm not going to act like they're both monsters, they're not. As previously mentioned, they're teenagers in an extremely high-stress situation. Amy's got a knife to her throat and Victoria is extremely protective of her sister and they're facing down two relatively unknown villains on their own

...which I think just points more to the fact that they shouldn't be in this situation to begin with. Amy obviously didn't have much say about whether she'd be a hostage but she definitely didn't have to pick a fight with the villains who had lethally venomous spiders on all the hostages. Victoria, on the other hand, absolutely did not think about what she was doing before doing it, and punched a hole in the roof of what's probably an expensive-ass building in the doing. Is she gonna pay for that? Her millionaire boyfriend?

Next time: Tattletale proves she's the most dangerous Undersider, and nobody regrets this at all

[milesworld96]

OH MY FUCK THIS IS SONMUCH BETTER THAN MY HOMELANDER IDEA HOLY SHIT

SICK AS FUCK MASK, BRANDI IS HERE TOOOO!!!!!

Hollllly SHIT DUDE HES WINNING, INNEED HIM TO WIN PLEASE

[carcinized]

PSPPSPSPSPS CONGRESS YOU WANNA BACK THOSE NEW GHOST GUN LAWS SOOOOO BAD PSPSPSPPSPSPPS

pspspspspspps biden you wanna pass those new ghost gun laws soooo bad pspspsspsps

[likeadog]

and i do think part of it arose from the idea that kinning is cringe and embarrassing but if you call it a delusion you cant be made fun of for it which. would be how it is in an ideal world truly and genuinely. but once again hollllly shit thats such an isolated online take youre putting yourself in danger the moment it leaves ur personal circle. or even if it doesnt there are so many horror stories of people manipulating someones delusions bc they like the character or whatever please be careful

[littlemisslol-fic]

there's a song called "Your Stupid Face" by Kaden MacKay and it has such varigo vibes I need you to listen to it please

HOLLLLLY SHIT YOURE SO RIGHT

The vibes..... impeccable..... perfect..... *chef's kiss*

Thanks for sharing dude!!! I'm gunna get addicted to this song I can already tell!

[Give it a listen!] It's peak varigo energy omg

[chronically-aliferous]

Oh god I’m SO gay

So fucking gay like hollllly shit

Please if my boyfriend kissed my forehead I would ascend on the spot

I wanna buy them roses but I don’t trust them not to eat them so like

Honeysuckles

[bunny-bab-blog]

Having a tough time like hollllly fuck is life just throwing shit at me this year, one thing after another.

Realtalk though, my grandparents raised me all my grandparents, both my parents worked full time so I spent most of my time with them and then.. I lose my grandad to cancer??? He was my no.1 encouragement for everything I did and he believed in me.

2 years later, my grandma commits suicide because she can’t go on without him, we buried her earlier this year and I’m already really struggling to recover.

Now my other grandma has terminal cancer and I feel like I’m at the end of my rope, I can’t go through it again I’m still recovering from my other grandma and this is SO STUPIDLY HARD.

I don’t know what I did to deserve this but please let me keep my last grandparent.

I just wanted them to meet my kids so I could show them why I’m the person I am and see me married????? 

Also my mum has known for 3 weeks and didn’t tell me until today.