#Hehehehehehehe.

[klanced]

keith, opening his chemistry textbook: i should call him.

pidge: what?

keith:

[milleroptimism]

Man at the restaurant harasses Sarah for A, B, C reasons. When she gets home that day there's a bouquet on the front porch BEGGING for her forgiveness. Any guesses why?

[benbraeden]

❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards .

he feels the harsh shove of lily's hands against his shoulders, the jerk of her strength smashing his back against the cool, concrete wall. the barely lit overhead light casts shadows on his sharp features, earthly hues opening to level a gaze with his sister, gritting his teeth together, jawline clenched. lily wasn't supposed to be here, and with the anger that he can feel burning within her gaze, she knows that much too. she knows that he tried to keep this tucked between his teeth, and he has to fight the urge against the way that it cuts something deep inside of him when she looks at him like this. like she's scared of him, and what he's going to do if it means that people he cares about are safe. he wants to mirror her expression, the horror of his decisions that laden in the path he has carved out for himself, but he doesn't. his mother isn't supposed to be alive, so the damning question rings between them without needing to be asked: what did he do?

instead, something else curls forth, brows pulling together in the middle before furrowing upwards. ben's otherwise tough exterior is cracking beneath the surface, the truth suffocating. "i didn't sell my soul," he says aloud, timbre low and dangerous, but there's a barely there crack that he hopes she ignores. "i almost did," he admits, albeit with quiet shame, "but i didn't have to." he moves towards her, bracing himself for the possibility of her shoving him back again, hitting his chest, hitting his face, slapping him; he'd deserve it. "i made a deal, but not the kind that you think."

[hekxate]

I am SO excited for more evil exes u have no idea. every little sneak peek u give has me shaking. We are SEATED!!

OMG… the thing is that the 14 pager i am doing rn could in theory be attached the the evil exes continuity (would make everything hurt a lot more actually) but it is primarily a post-canon reunion piece… the next evil exes is way later and is probably going to be several pages of akira’s boyfriend going “he is so great he is so out of my league what could possibly be wrong with him” before his biggest most glaring flaw enters the picture. goro akechi

[arcanegifs]

[stargirlygirl]

caleb loveessss it when you're on your period. not only does he get to cling to you and cuddle you like you're a teddy bear. he gets to rile you up.

he knows just how moody you are when it's that time of the month. all happy and sweet one moment before yelling at him the next. and then you're crying.

the colonel takes advantage of your fragile state to start little fights with you, watching with his puppy eyes as you get mad at him. that cute little furrow in your brow, your pouty lips, and sudden flush. he'll backtrack, claiming it was an accident when the start of your 'fight' was anything but.

and i say 'fight' because you're not really fighting. you're just going off at him as he sits there and takes it, gazing at you lovingly with that smirk. and when you're done huffing and puffing, he'll stretch out his arms and wait for you to give in.

predictable as always, you trudge over to him and collapse in his warm embrace, pouting and grumbling into his chest that he's a meanie.

"i know, honey. i'm sorry. you're having it tough right now, aren't you," he'll coo while stroking your back up and down.

and god forbid, if you start sobbing, then caleb will plop you down in his lap and pepper your face with kisses until your sobs turn into sniffles.

"do you wanna take a shower, pips?" he'll ask so sweetly, how can you say no? especially when it's exactly what you need.

he knows you better than you do on your period. he tracks your cycle rigorously, and he's more than willing to try anything with you to help ease your symptoms.

just not your moodiness.

cramps, headaches, trouble sleeping, sure thing. but the way you lash out at him so goddamn easily? nah, he won't give that up without a fight.

[amoena55]

I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

[lovemesomeagnst]

MORE CARMEN SANDIEGO X GRAVITY FALLS SCREENCAP REDRAW

Part one here

i love his face

[spoiledmilks]

my artur i love him

commissions open

[young-telemachus]

ODY, after @anniflamma's lovely comics: Damn- the gods just love fucking me-

EURY: hahahahahaha they love fucking with you-

ODY: 0.0

EURY, getting worried: fucking with you-

ODY: .. 0.0

EURY, starting to look scared: I mean- there's also fucking you over-

ODY: ..0.0

EURY, looking desperate: YOU MEANT FUCKING YOU OVER RIGHT- RIGHT??

[junebalaya]

progression frames

[aidakhar]

[psalidodont]

'' The world as we know it, The deadlands. From cold, frozen and unforgiving oceans, thick, humid and overgrown marshlands, and a scorching field of death in the down under... the deadlands are foul, wretched and teeming with dangers amongst the woods, lurking for their merciless prey. A tough place that only breeds tougher nightmares. Home to a plethora of horrifying, monstrous dragons, of all kinds that rule the skies and oceans... towering amongst other beasts, casting their shadow as they fly and burning whatever comes across their path to let their presence be known. The further one travels across the unruly waves will only meet its fate at the world's end. A veil of thick ocean fog, followed by the sound of rushing water and a drop off, down to a insignificant petty death.... nobody truly lives to see what's beyond the gates of hell.''

[mosaickiwi]

Hey hey !!! Just wanted to say I really appreciate your writing, reading a fic of yours always brings me comfort :D

I was wondering if you’d be okay doing a body swap! AU between Angel and Ren/Redacted. You’re welcome to take whatever approach you deem fit, I’m curious as to what you come up with

thank you !!!

Thank you very much <33 Taking this as a warm up so I can remember wtf i'm doing!! So it's a HC list with a little blurb :3c most of my writing the past four months has been for my own projects/personal use lmao

Also happy day 5 yayyy yippee 🎉

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Body Swap!!

[REDACTED] in your body?? Thriving

Fascinated and loving it. Since they've been studying you for years he knows all the little physical quirks you have, but now he gets to experience them himself and it's weirdly exciting.

Additionally, NO ONE would realize anything was wrong. Acting like you would be even easier than getting into character for Haruko. Except he might not be able to help himself and do a little friendship sabotaging.

He's being extremely weird in private if you give him permission lmao

A little unsure of physical affection at first because of the self loathing. Of course he still wants it, but being on the other side of things has his thoughts all "that's how my scars feel to you? my hands are really this cold?" Notes for himself to keep plenty of hand warmers in his pockets.

Puts the collar of their shirt over his mouth like he's cold… but it's really just a quick excuse to sniff your clothes outright in public I'm so sorry.

You in his body?? Suffering

You bump your head on door frames, constantly hit your hip on counters, trip in your platform shoes if you're not used to them.

You're tired all the time??? You knew they hardly slept but it was THIS bad? The constant coffee and energy drinks are the only reason you don't fall asleep in the middle of conversations.

Piercings feel weird too if your angel doesn't have them. Constantly touching your tongue to the roof of your mouth, fiddling with your ears, etc. 

Unaware of your new strength. Picking up furniture is surprisingly easy. You probably broke a door lock when turning the key with a little too much force. 

Your friends are dismissive and standoffish with you. Can you blame them? At best he ignores them, and at worst you have to be physically between them (but closer to [REDACTED]) to keep both parties happy.

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"Watch your head," you heard from in front of you. 

You carefully ducked into the doorway to your apartment. It was hard to get used to your new height — and almost as hard to get used to hearing someone else use your voice.

The same couldn't be said of your partner. Not even thirty minutes had passed since the unfortunate incident, but [REDACTED] already seemed at home in your body. As if it was natural to him. 

While you panicked about suddenly swapping bodies in the middle of a hangout with your friends, he calmly made a plan. All you could do was follow along.

You'd observed them, dumbfounded as they perfectly mimicked your personality and mannerisms. He'd excused you both from the carnival early, and gotten you home without a hint of suspicion from anyone. It was unexpected and illogical, but his obsession with you clearly paid off.

No one seemed to notice — or care, since they weren't friends with him — that the pissed off emo their friend dragged around looked crazier than usual as you both left.

The door shut as you stumbled into the living room like a newborn fawn, your now shorter partner hovering at your side. How did he manage to wear three-inch platform boots while this tall? You tripped your way over to the couch with a sigh.

"I'm calling in sick tomorrow," you groaned into the armrest. The couch felt even more uncomfortable in his body. Inviting him over just to let him sleep on the couch one too many times probably warranted an apology. 

"We should be back t'normal in a few hours."

"Is that what WebDR said?" There was no response, but you threw out another question. "I guess we could kill time and watch a movie, what do you think?"

Again, he didn't answer. You heard the faintest sound of your phone vibrating and searched every inch of your outfit. When you found his phone instead, you sat up to look for him. 

The temporary owner of your body was standing just beside the couch, your phone still ringing in their hand, but his thumb hovering dangerously close to the screen. There was an annoyed frown on his face… your face? 

"Leon's calling," he finally said.

"Oh my god." You jumped up to snatch the phone away and hurriedly declined the call. 

Your partner's frown quickly turned to amusement at the situation. "Y'don't trust me t'play nice with him?"

"When you're using my voice? Fuck no." You texted an apology to Leon for leaving early, lied about your throat hurting so he wouldn't call back, then hid the device in one of your many pockets. "Oh wow." 

"What's wrong?"

"... Nothing, I guess."

Staring down at your own face this closely was… off. You reached forward and grabbed their chin, turning it every which way as if something about it would change. 

"You really get to look at me from all the worst angles when you're this tall, huh?" you hummed to yourself. 

"And y'look perfect at every single one, love."

God, he was awful. "Ignoring you."

[overcastkid]

zolu sketches

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

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