#However. I think I'm funny

[technofinch]

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[lynaferns]

There are two types of DCA artists evolution:

-Nose got bigger over time.

-Nose got smaller over time (almost disappearing sometimes)

-(third option) there was never a nose.

[deoidesign]

Worry free, guarantee!

loved painting this one, I love illustrated advertisements

[joyfulhottubfuntik]

While I don't mind it when Caryn is portrayed as a very affectionate and caring mother or when Shermie (if he's older) is portrayed as present in the twins' lives and trying to help them, I don't really like either of these interpretations.

Cause to me a huge part of the Stan twins' conflict, the thing that separates them a lot from Dipper and Mabel, is that they only had each other. It was just them against the world, defending each other and leaning on each other.

Like, not only were they not raised to be two separate people, they didn't even have an opportunity to escape that. And a part of why their fall out hurt both of the brothers so terribly is that it left them both completely alone, stripped of the only support system they had known

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[pinksilvace]

Where's that post that's like, "first time drawing blorbo vs. 100th time drawing blorbo"

[adobe-outdesign]

Shoutout to the #11 PPL winner of this week on Neopets, FrOg_fuCl{eR

[ysaefinn]

I can't take this anymore, lamb!reader and their subservient overprotective boyfriend wolf!suguru, except reader isn't the innocent, pure naive pathetic, presenting person typically associated with lambs. They're scheming, sly, guarded, and even a little morally questionable.

[nightmare-foundation]

Thinking abt Michael when he was a kid vs how he is now, and what has (or hasn't) changed since then tbh

Like. I imagine Michael has always been pretty gangly and tall as hell. Its the Marfans, yknow? But as a teenager, he had just a bit more muscle. He was never muscular—he's just not built like that—but he HAS always been deceptively strong. Like, STUPID strong. Even after healing from the scooping (because, let's be real, he's not unscathed), he's pretty scary thanks to the combination of his height and strength. Dude came out of puberty 6 foot freaking 6.

Something that, surprisingly, hasn't changed a ton is his attitude. He was definitely way more energetic and meaner as a teenager prior to the Bite, and afterwards he closed off massively. But he's always been pretty grumpy and sarcastic with a dry and pretty morbid sense of humor (which very much got worse after some of the more traumatizing events in his life). And especially after the Bite, he was very snippy and extremely closed off, pushing everyone away (with the exception of one Sammy Emily- but he didn't stay for long, once his mother came to get him).

These days, Michael is... a bit calmer, even if he's still grumpy. He definitely still struggles with his anger—anger management never worked out—but he's less likely to physically lash out unless you give him a real good reason to. He's still a huge loner, but its moreso out of an actual liking to stay alone than self punishment. He's kinda just known as the weird guy on the block, and then the grumpy old man that the kids love visiting on Halloween (Michael goes all out, its his favorite holiday), and when he moves back to Hurricane, he's that Afton guy whose dad was probably a serial killer and accidentally killed his little brother. And then he's also Mr. Afton (eugh, he hates that), the grumpy old guy who runs the nearby Freddy's and has a shady background and is also probably some kind of cryptid (some people swear they saw him die when they were a kid, like full on rotting corpse die, and then get back up. No one believes it, obviously, but Michael jokes about it).

Michael, as a kid, definitely didn't have as many scars as he does now. He had a few from rough housing, or from little accidents when he was really small, but nothing big.

That is, until William had the genius idea to use a springlock suit to scare Michael as a punishment for talking back too many times, confident the springlocks wouldn't actually go off. Unfortunately, Michael barely survived it, and the springlock suits were officially retired afterwards. (He freaks the fuck out on night 4 in Sister Location because of this. He never wanted to be in a springlock suit again, let alone in the very suit that nearly killed him. He let's himself have a panic attack when he gets home)

After he heals from the scooping and Ennard wearing him like a meatsuit, he has even more scars. Tears in his skin from the wires, the massive gouge that runs from his throat to his lower stomach, and scars on the sides of his face from when Ennard ripped itself out of him and tore his jaw open.

A combination of these events left Michael disabled (as you might imagine). He typically requires a crutch to get around, and on bad (or busy) days, he'll use a wheelchair. Plus he has body and leg braces. He also deals with POTS and pretty frequent dislocations. Essentially, he's kind of falling apart. He does pretty regular physical therapy to keep himself from getting worse.

One perk of the scooping is that he's chock fucking full of Remnant. It helped heal him (accelerated his natural healing abilities, plus did its own healing), so these days he's much faster at recovering and healing, and it... slowed down his aging. By FFPS, he appears like he's in his late 30s, early 40s, even though he's actually in his mid to late 50s. He just claims its good genes. Michael is a little annoyed his dad was kind of right about Remnant, even if it didn't like, give him immortality or anything, just slowed down his aging.

Something that hasn't changed at all is that Michael wants kids. Ever since he was a teenager, he really wanted his own. Unfortunately, a combination of factors lead to him never having his own. Despite that, he adores kids, and he's fantastic with them. (In a perfect world, he would adopt Vanessa and Gregory, and be with Sammy, who also has Cassie.)

A big thing that's changed is how much Michael cares about resembling his father. For a long time, he hated that he looked identical to his father, and shared quite a few of the same mannerisms. But after 30 years, Michael... really struggles to care. He's long since accepted who he looks like. He knows he's nothing like William in the ways that actually matter. (At least, during and prior to FFPS. Afterwards... its complicated.)

Just. Shakes Michael. He's so interesting

[fatedroses]

-An old-timer like me.

[jasontoddsno1simp]

Guys, if you're gonna tout that Bruce doesn't let his rogues kill people (debatable but we're gonna set that aside for argument's sake), then you have gotta stop saying he lets Jason get away with being a menace. It's not fanon, it's straight up false.

[hikarry]

There was this time I worked at a supermarket and this gal started coming over every day at 5pm to buy the most meaningless shite like one single bar of chocolate or a small water bottle and she would always come to my cashier (which was the 'priority' one aka the busiest one mainly cause of old people and me having to use the speaker a lot to call on people and whatnot, mind you) and I only caught up why when she happened to come with 2 of her friends and the women were giggling and asked for my instagram. Said gal did find me and we spoke for a while. Didn't go anywhere cause she wasn't really that nice one on one but

That was the most cliché fanfic moment of my existance

And I may write a Good Omens AU oneshot based on that silly experience

*throws idea into the pile*

[bayetea]

ok I have something mildly inappropriate to say. if hazel and sammy had been 17 instead of 13 they definitely would have made out at least once. sammy is smooth as fuck. the way he kissed her on the cheek on her birthday could have easily turned into a 16 candles-type kiss scene if they weren't literally middle schoolers. people in the 1940s were more reserved but premarital kissing on the mouth was not some unheard of thing back then

fast forward like 75 years and hazel is voluntarily bringing leo into her flashback in moa and instead of the rufus bullying scene they stumble onto her first time kissing sammy and hazel is Mortified. her past self is getting frenched by sammy and she's like "oh no--oh gods I didn't mean to show you this--leo don't look!" and leo and sammy are identical so it feels like he's watching himself make out with her. and he's like "this is weird. I don't understand what's happening. did I make out with hazel 70 years ago and forget. why is fake leo so much better at that than me" but in the darkest recesses of his mind there's something kind of 😳😳😳 about it. it's just so easily self-insertable and he can't control how his brain is superimposing himself into sammy's shoes. it's like hazel levesque x reader and the reader is leo

and this is absolutely hilarious to me but unfortunately the consequence of rewriting it like this is that after they find out that sammy was leo's great great grandfather all along leo is going to feel such revulsion over what he did that he just stays on calypso's island and never comes back /j

[swan2swan]

.....is Kenji colorblind?

Kind of a legitimate question.

Because he didn't seem to know Brooklynn's pink jacket from her green one.