#Dick Grayson

[batbabydamian]

an attempt at brotherly bonding

[allineedisonedream]

Birdflash & Protective Damian Commission

[sreppub]

and so it begins…. welcome to the family, dickie! (sequel to my other drawing where battinson and tim hang out at galas…)

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Penguin: Do you hear something?

The glass ceiling above them gives way and Jason Todd falls to the ground. Okay, but incredibly sore and pissed off.

Jason: Why do so many Gotham buildings have glass ceilings?! Why haven't they taken care of this? Bat family members take up half the residents!

Nightwing: I'm going to drop down now.

Jason: Not on me-

Nightwing drops down, landing on Jason.

Jason: I said not me!

Nightwing: You've been through worse.

[rootbeerrex]

dick being a normal brother who expresses concern in normal ways, a compilation:

"cmon robin, you've gotta be more careful or batman's gonna be mad at me 🙄🙄🙄" vs "lay a fucking finger on my brother and you are going to WISH I didn't have a rule against killing"

[spicy-apple-pie]

For a solid month after Dick was adopted, he had Bruce wrapped around his little finger.

It was like constantly having a babysitter who was just there to make sure you don’t die or starve but not a lot of authority. Your mom lets you have cookies for breakfast? Yeah sure if thats what she let you do.

Dick was pretty sad with Bruce finally realized that he was the one who made the rules and Dick was playing him like a fiddle. He knew it had to come to an end eventually, but he was still a little bummed.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Dick, to Tim: See how I wouldn't hide the fact I'm missing an organ? Very demure. Very mindful. Very cutesy.

[justa-smalltown-gargoyle]

This is not meant to be a dig more just an observation at why opinions differ, but I feel like the people who view Dick as being a fatherly figure to Damian/them having a Parent-Child dynamic vs a Older Sibling-Little Sibling dynamic don’t know what it’s like to have siblings that are waaaaaaaay older than you in a big family! They may take on a more guardian role but it’s still a different dynamic idk

[frappegoddess]

Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.

They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)

Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.

Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.

The Batman™ slinked off a building.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: *gets down on one knee*

Barbara: It’s finally happening!

Dick: *ties his shoes*

Barbara, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking Velcro sneakers.

[bruciemilf]

This is why Damian isn’t allowed on Twitter

[nightingale-prompts]

Batboy Social Media Part 2

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(A break from the heavy stuff)

Dick's online diary

[ditzybat]

What I think each batfam member would dress up as for Halloween - specifically in the context of a Halloween themed Wayne Gala - because I’m bored:

Bruce & Selina: they dress up as Batman and Catwoman, with Bruce (Brucie in this context) being Catwoman and Selina being Batman. The kids have the image of Bruce squeezed into latex burned in their corneas and they make an effort to not be in the same vicinity as him, lest they die from cringe or second hand embarrassment.

Dick: He’s shamelessly one of those really colorful South American blue parrots, he spends the night doing tricks and soaring through the air (think the Carnival costumes from Rio) and ends up breaking a punch table when he falls straight on his ass from seeing the horror that is Bruce in leather - he immediately gets covered in a shock blanket courtesy of Alfred.

Barbara: Decides to dress up as the kid from E.T with Haley dressed up as E.T in a basket modification she made to her chair. She runs over peoples toes by ‘accident’ throughout the night in aid (aka annoying them until they donate at least 1K) to push people into donating for whatever the charity of the night is.

Jason: doesn’t like celebrating Halloween, but somehow gets roped into dressing up as Jason Vorhees - the irony is not lost on him and finds it hilarious. He lurks in the corners of the ballroom to scare the rich snobs into paying into whatever charity is being funded that night by showing off a suspiciously red, very real, machete.

Tim: Couples costume with Bernard. Tim is Spock and Bernard is Kirk. Tim tries his hardest to stay in character the whole night, ends up freaking people out from the lack of expression and uncanny valley statue like demeanor on his face compared to his energetic boyfriend.

Damian: He and Nika dress up as Gomez and Morticia Adams. They’re very touchy the whole night like the teenagers they are. They salsa dance and become just as eccentric as the characters they’re playing that somehow at the end of the night they end up making headlines for nearly spending the night in jail for suspected ‘murder’ (they Carrie’d Bruce with real blood from questionable sources)

Steph & Cass: Matching costumes. Steph is Emily from the Corpse Bride and Cass is Victor. The special effects makeup is so realistic that it makes Tim break his Spock character and shriek/jump 3 feet into the air when they sneak behind him.

Duke: Dresses up in a Riddler costume and makes up bad riddles just to rub it into the Riddler’s face that he’s a lame old guy telling shitty googled riddles (Revenge for something that happened earlier in the week, not that anyone knows he’s signal, but a burn from a child of a celebrity hurts just as bad from one of a hero) - The Riddler ends up crashing the party seconds before Commissioner Gordon tries to take Damian and Nika in for questioning of where exactly all that very real blood they used came from.

[hello-eden]

Danny is Dick Grayson

He is not reincarnated nor is it an undercover case they are the same person due to timeline shenanigans. A villain messes with the timeline ending with the timeline changing drastically like Flashpoint.

Dick is a very pivotal character for the universe he changed from the first child hero to the first hero. 

Eventually the timeline is fixed to go back to normal but dick still has his memories from the other timeline due to his interactions with Clockwork. he doesn't tell anyone and mostly keeps his halfa powers on lockdown. This makes it harder for certain people to be able to find him like Dani.

due to her not technically existing in that timeline she becomes destabilized very quickly. Dani does have a lot of her medicine but it is being used up very quickly so she starts looking for Danny. she does end up being able to find him by accident. 

It can go two ways: de-aging and incubation or she heals and dick becomes very suspicious because he's looking into the Lazarus pit.

[caffeinatedvigilantewriter]

So the GIW captured Phantom and deaged him. To 2.

Dan, who was the only one around at the time, grabbed him and ran to Bludhaven. (Jazz was attending Oxford)

He contacted Dani, who was around 14, and had her come to Blud too.

The plan was Dan would become a police officer, Dani would start HS and Danny would spend half the day at the daycare right next to Dani’s school before she picked him up.

They would lay low until someone caught wind of the acts and dismantle them. Simple plan. But unfortunately, Dans patrol partner, Dick Grayson, was nosy.

Dicks new patrol partner was an interesting figure. 24, a single dad taking care of his son and his sister- whom he got custody of when their parents died in an explosion.

Besides the fact that he was deathly attractive, his background, medical history and other official papers were spotty at best

But whatever, he’s got bigger things to worry about. One of the Leaguers- Phantom- has been missing for two months, and it’s causing a stir in the hero community.

Not to mention Red Huntress was declared an ‘enemy to the country’ after helping a ghost and vanished off the grid

So since Amity Park is no longer under protection of their heroes, other JLA members take turns patrolling the city.

And boy, does the GIW look really suspicious.

And how come nobody besides his best friends are looking for the missing Danny Fenton?

[repliiku]

idk how long this will last but i will go back to homestuck eventually