#I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS

[nortsauce]

Hey best friend, lets see those molars

[empresskaze]

The people within my hearing range are discussing being sick and oh my god kill me now.

"The coughing was so bad. Once I started I couldn't sleep" NO

"Did you have mucus?" STOP

"I thought it was allergies because I love lilacs and I took a big sniff of mine" KILL ME

[presdestigatto]

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING A REMIX OF THE MAX VERSTAPPEN SONG IN STUTTGART

[king-of-tragedy]

I GOT FUCKING "RICKROLLING"

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[marigoldendragon]

The lifetime ban from Savanaclaw was worth it

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[p3stie]

its so real to me

[pastelaeqy]

time to rest

[midoristeashop]

Hello deltarune nation!!

this acc is about to get very disorganized LMAO

[nougat-rockrozma]

ouch

alts:

[relmint-draws]

I drew this because of Sabrina Carpenter

SHout out to that one tumblr post that opened my eyes.

[biskiko]

them

[shadowsegregious]

he's haunting me 👍

[cherushiina]

swan song

[ryebread-aurt]

Nothing about Dallas Winston’s hair is natural

[that-sweet-jester]

the silly <3