#I DONT HAVE THE STORAGE FOR THESE MFS

[gingerbreadmonsters]

you lot have GOT to stop making lads look like smth i should download

[nativegirltapes]

im literally fighting for my life on deciding what edits to save on tiktok because i dont have much storage😞

GET A MF FLASHDRIVE AND SAVE THEM ALL !!!!!! lowkey happy though bc now i’m hoping the instagram editing community will become a thriving thing again ⭐️

[lokissweater]

kind of weird question, but have you ever considered writing a novel/original fic? I LOVVEEE your fics, and while I like the jjk men, I would also be really intrigued by an oc made by you !!! ofc I know original work isn't usually as popular, but if you ever want to give it a try, even as just a short thing, I'm sure tons of us would be interested !!

as an example/confession.....i'm not actually that into megumi or gojo LOL they're hot and i totally 100% get why they're so popular, they're just not really my type. but !!!!!! I read every fic you make regardless of the pairing bc it's your WRITING that i love. again no pressure, I'm eating and thriving regardless, but i wanted to let you know that there is at least one person interested in anything you write, even if it isn't jjk or fanfiction :)

OH MY GOODNESS NOT A WEIRD QUESTION AT ALL MY HONEYYY !!! I LOOOVEEE THIS QUESTION !!!

BRRROOOOOOO YOU ARE ACTUALLY SUCH A FUCKING ANGEL THANK YOU SO MUUUCCCHHHH 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 i’m so GRATEFUL and truly embedded to you that you read my little works no matter the pairing or circumstance MANNNNN !!! 😭😭😭 I DONT MF DESERVE YOUUUUU !! THANK YOU THANK YOU !!

AND OH MY GODDDD i’ve never thought about dropping oc’s here actually !!! before i came back to writing on tumblr i would just write in my notes app a bunch of random stories, and i DOOOO have one specific story that’s all oc’s !!! it’s my most written out one HAHAHAHA AND SHES JUST SITTING IN MY PHONE TAKING UP STORAGE 😻😻🫶🫶

but i would ABSOLUTELY POST ORIGINAL STORIES THAT SOUNDS SO MFFF FUUUNNNNN !! i’ll definitely keep this in mind !!! 🥹🥹

thank you SOOOO MUCH for stopping by and being so sweet my love !!! please please take care of yourself !!! 🥹🥹💕💕💕 MWAAAHHHH <333

[camuyshounen287]

troll horns hc derived from other hcs hear me out

aight imma need yall to hear me out on this one. troll horns are societally pressured emergency nutrition/energy storage a la camels with their fat storing humps but different

as we know they live on a shitty hell danger planet where the sun kills you and also there are zombies that were mentioned in passing once not to mention the other dangerous ass creatures we already know about and if trolls are eating bugs so commonly its pretty likely they dont have much better food livestock or agriculture than that

obviously theyd be built to survive such a harsh place but where would the horns come in

i think the evidence lies in the fact that lowbloods have bigger horns than the other mfs (or More horns in the case of goldbloods)

they needa survive brah!!!! perhaps contributed by the fact that they are treated like shit in society they had evolved to grow more horn mass because they need that shit for surviving poverty or grievous wounds even though theyd probably be culled anyway

i think it would be cool to consider that troll horns are just super fucking dense nutrition storage that a troll would either just like reabsorb slowly and naturally when necessary or maybe even break off and fucking eat when tough times come would make sense how adult troll horns are much larger and trolls dont seem to care to keep them from growing too large the same way other animals will fucking break their horns on trees n shit to keep em trimmed up and practical. trolls got all that shit saved up! they gonn need it in the interstellar conquering bullshit!! thats all you may resume scrolling

[ambrosialdesire]

Dont worry for rantingg ambro, i get that.

Idk if u want my opinion on ur friends but ive been in ur shoes but most of my friends are in relationships and they still talk to me and even for small stuff like with tiktoks and stuff. They never like leave me hanging with their partners and if they do i know which ones. Trust me Ive been there with the your always single but it is different because its more in an uplifting way because my friends fall hard like horrifically hard over people. Im sorry your friends aren’t treating you very good right now. Especially with the aroace thing because thats a little shitty ngl… especially if they know that u struggle with it. But then again i dont know ur dynamics soo :3

ARCANE IS SOO FUCKING GOOD. I could never play influenced to play League it looks not appealing to me personally.

-🌷

that's good you have amazing friends like that, i think it's just my own perception of the whole thing with that particular group of friends or that i miss what the group was before all the dating but idk i've been hopeful it'll return back to what it was even with the dating, but all those mfs are still in honeymoon phases or something 😒 /hj

NO IT IS SHITTY I WON'T LIE, i'm so sick of hearing "you'll join us soon" or "you just need to be more confident" or "you need to put yourself out there" LIKE NO BRUH, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY STUDYING GRIND AND THE MEN SHOULD BE COMING TO ME ANYWAYS 😒😒 /hj nah but i'm really tired of hearing shit like that and i know sometimes it's jokes, but can any of the conversations be anything but about dating or relationships, like can we talk about stupid silly shit like before ☹️ ik their partners are important to them to maintain contact with and keep up, but what about our friendship too? it's frustrating AND I CAN'T BE EVEN BE ON A CALL WITH ONE OF THEM WHEN WE GAME EVERY FEW MONTHS OR SO WITHOUT HAVING THE PARTNER BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONE, LIKE CMON YOU CAN'T STAND EVEN JUST A FEW HOURS OF NOT BEING ON THE PHONE WITH THEM??? and i can really tell when they don't want to keep hanging out with me even when we plan out how long we'll play, so either i cut the hangout short or they do sometimes.

my friends are great, they're very near and dear to me and i will always want what's best for them, but very much recently, i've been feeling real bitter about being left behind; it's kinda making me feel incomplete in a way, something i haven't felt in a while prior to my aromantic identification and i don't wanna like rush to find someone cause i don't want to regret my first relationship and i don't want to hurt that person's feelings once i realize that i rushed a relationship yk? BLAH i hate it LMAO

anyways arcane has such a nice art style ngl, riot fucking EATS with the animation cause the valorant animations are one of my favorites since i used to play that before my laptop's storage couldn't keep up with the updates, ESP when they involve omen. my mains were killjoy (MY ABSOLUTE GOAT), viper, omen, kay/o, fade, skye, and sage. i sucked at the duelists cause i never was good at doing the main confrontations, i enjoyed doing all the background support stuff instead hehe AND i actually tried out league before cause of an old friend, but i never was into the whole gameplay cause i could barely see the character and the whole thing was insanely confusing even with tutorials, so i quit after a day LMAO

ty but i'd rather stick to my open world games, otome games, and fps games with blinding ults and skills 😋

[loud-sturniolos]

So I need to ramble about my ex “friend” bc this mf did some horrible shit recently and I have no one to talk to abt it‼️‼️ This is rlly long, and may not make sense, but yk drama is drama, read if u wanna🤷‍♂️ Also, ngl, I’m also toxic in this argument but idc😞‼️

Also I’ve said like a bajillion times but nobody does it; my asks are open for literally anything, like pls talk to me I’m lonely af😞 U can literally ask for drama and I will tell y’all some random ass drama from my life if u want js pls talk to me LMFAO🙏

SOOOOO This kid that I was “friends” with (more like acquaintances, I dont rlly do friends) is such a fucking bitch like if I see him im gonna fucking beat the shit out of him. He messages me like every few weeks out of nowhere about random shit as if we’re friends, so the other day I kinda snapped when he asked “how are you” and i was like “idk why you care, you literally never talk to me at all, you left me on delivered for 3 months when I had nobody then randomly showed up again and tried to act as if nothing happened” and that kinda started an argument but he was to much of a pussy to argue w me😞 (Haven’t had a proper argument in a good while icl). Anyways next day this snapchat accoumt messages me that I’ve had added since december but like idk who it is, they message me w a snap using a random ass filter and the caption “Damien you gave me an eating disorder” so OBVIOUSLY I’m fucking confused asf, bc what?? Who randomly claims someone gave them an eating disorder??? Like especially claiming I gave them one whilst I’m recovering from my own?? back tf up. but anyways im like “wtf, who r u? idk u” and they listed like a few basic things that anybody on my snap knows, and i said anyone would know that, and then this mf bitch goes “Well ik your real parents are druggies” (Long story short, im adopted bc my real mum was addicted to her dads meds, idk abt my real dad) and obviously im like SHOVKED bc i’d only ever told like 4 ppl abt this that I trusted (idrc now tho, ill tell the world tbh😞‼️) so im instantly like “wtf who r u??” and he tries to make a guessing game out of it?? Like what the actual fuck?? Making a game out of my personal life is like a straight up no? Anyways I start yk, stalking n shit bc bro wont tell me who they are and I see their user name has “bl00dy” in, what do I see on my quick add? Ex friends full name, on a different account BUT the username has “bl00dy” in (btw im not like censoring that, thats literally how they spell it in the user💀), so I’m instantly like Who does this ugly mf think they are adding me on a fake account to talk abt my real parents n shit like that, so I head on over to whatsapp bc thats where we message and i send a ss of the fake acc and i say “is this you”, he deny it, I tell him all the proof I have that it’s him (Same hair colour/length from the snap, identical usernames, same humour, same typing style) and he denies it.

Guess who messages me 20 minutes later confessing? he does. If u gonna lie at least keep up the lie like tf? Anyways, he confessed and I was obviously pissed off bc I trusted him with personal info abt my real parents yk?? And I basically tell him he’s a stupid fuck that needs to get a life and he goes “Maybe I went a bit too far.” A BIT?! A BIT TOO FAR?! No mf you went WAYYY too far. Anyways idk what happened adter that part bc whatsapp wont let me back on it bc my storage is HORRIBLE. But I have some screenshots and can remember a bit of it sooo..

Next thing I have is him telling me “Human error is a think yn, you might not be autistic” so obviously I go off at him for that umh.. I wrote a lot so I’ll js put in the screenshot

so yhh.. that part happened😽

Next thing I have screenshotted pissed me off so much y’all dont understand omg. So first, he called me a high school drop out and called me special n told me i got sent to a “special school”, basically mocking my mental health and autism?? When I tell you I know so much about his trauma, and his mental health that I could have brought up in that argument i swear. anyways, i told him how the school i go to now isnt a special school, and that I didnt get “sent” i literally chose to go there, and also I haven’t dropped out of high school bc im still enrolled in a school??? then he suddenly starts asking me abt what job I wanted to do when I’m older, so I tell him (Child protection officer or a detective) and he starts telling me how 1. I’d probably brag about making a child cry and thats a whole other fucking thing if i went on abt that this would be way too long. and 2. How I can never get the jobs bc I need science. Keep that shit in mind, SCIENCE. He starts telling me abt how to get the job i want, the job i’ve been researching into for 3 years, he js starts telling me abt how ill mever get it. Then he brings up how I need psychology for it. And he says how psychology is a science. When I tell u this mf stupid istg😞 So I have to go explaining to this dumbfuck that i do not, in fact, need a science degree i meed a psychology degree. Then he tries to tell me how detectives use chemicals and stuff and I’m like… you mean the forensics team need chemicals? Bc detectives and forensics teams are two different jobs bae😨.

anywaysss, next thing I have screenshotted is me mocking his dumbass but idk the messages b4 it. but the SS is just this:

so thats cute. Anyways, the next thing that happened is when I got my older sister involved bc mf should not have brought it up!!

So I told him at some point to sort his memory out bc he was telling me things that didnt happen, then this mf tells me to basically stop being a hypocrite and tells me that the pills im on fucks up my memory. So, then im confused bc.. I’m not on meds? So I’m like “where tf did you get that from? i dont take pills” and this little fucker i swear i will kill him if he comes near me again, he fucking says “You failed an overdose, hence why I thought you took pills”. Who the fuck does this fucker think he is to bring up MY mental health? To bring up MY suicide attempts?!?! Like actually, he can shut right up bc he’s attempted too, so????? Anyways I was like fully gobsmacked rhat this stupid little fuck thought he could bring up my mental health like that, so I gave the phone to my sister bc shes a toxic bitch and she will gladly argue w anyone🤗

Heres a lil list of things I remember happening but don’t remember the whole thing(that dont make sense but oh well):

He brought up (to my sister) that she hangs out with “druggies” (People in her friend group smoke, vape, do ket, and weed etc. but she only smokes and vapes)

He sent a very quickly deleted message that I managed to read that was basically him 1. calling me a she (transphobic little shit) and 2. telling someone else about MY overdose. Honestly💀. Me and my sister know who he was most likely telling anyways bc he only has one friend😽

Anyways rhats all I rlly rememberrrr.. I can probably remember skme other things, or drama that happened before this argument so if you want more of my drama filled life js ask‼️😽

[soconfusedwithmylife]

nahh my guy not the sickness. ive also had fever Twice in just the last week like how in the fuck. the weather is flip flopping here so much even during the day so my body's pretty much like

omg i love subnautica!! ive been playing that shit since early access its one of my favorite games! but!! you foole! you baffone! i just build my base in the safe shallows and farm pretty plants and collect eggs to hatch and live out my best aquatic farmer life. my life philosophy is that any game can be a domestic simulator if you try hard enough. also im even scared of the fucking gasopods and everytime i have to retrieve something from the aurora (its stupid decorative shit and they take multiple runs cause they take so much space even with two storage upgrades on my seamoth and i have to have All Of Them) i am SHITTING myself and trying stay on the surface which makes me seamoth look like a dolphin the way it keeps jumping in and out of water. like mfs out there speedrunning this shit meanwhile it takes me 10 hours just to leave grassy plateaus like please T-T one time i was on the laser island and saw a time capsule near shore and as i was trying to get to it a fucking warper stARTED TO WALK ON SAND TO GET TO ME. so anyways i deleted that save and downloaded a mod to make them extinct. anytime the game tries to spawn a warper the mod nopes it out of existence it feels me with a sick joy. omg i talked too much again hnnng sorry i hope these are not boring oh well you can always delete them

also that tomura and dabi bit is so out of the place did i send the ant message?? i remember writing it but i dont remember if i sent it or not, although if you just wanted to randomly declare tomura god mid sentence thats valid too and i also have an unhealthy habit of randomly declaring tomura god like old ladies with their religions

Dang 💀 we both got it rough rn. I hope you're feeling better though! And the weather where I am has been so cold, it's so nice after the heat of the summer. I wish it was winter all the time.

And SAME. I remember watching Markiplier play it during early release and getting it day 1 on my PS4. It's also one of my faves but God, does it give me bad anxiety 💀 anytime I'm not in the safe shallows, grassy plains, or the kelp forest, I'm jumping at every noise. I like to act like I'm a total beast going to the inactive lava zone and standing on top of the lava castle in my prawn suit but the moment I see a warper, I'm out of there. No thanks, nope, not for me 🪦 I also prefer the aquatic farming simulator. It brings me joy to build the alien containment and fill it with eggs. Especially cuddle fish. I also, prefer to have my base totally decked out to the 9's but I DESPISE reapers. If I had enough courage to kill them all, I would but I'm on console so no commands and I'm too scared to shank them to death. WARPERS. no cause explain why I had the EXACT same thing happen to me?!? I almost had a heart attack when I turned around and saw it eye to eye staring at me 💀 then one of those jumping crab things bit me and I turned off my PS4 in a panic and lost an hour worth of gameplay.

You are NEVER boring. I apologize for taking so long to reply. I've been very busy and bey sick but I really do love hearing from you. I could literally talk about Subnautica and below zero for hours. I love those games so much. And I'm so glad you love Subnautica too cause 😫😫 (I wonder if theres a text limit? Cause you said yours was long but mine is longEST)

Yeah that was about the ant message 💀 I didn't want to blow you up so I tried to answer in one. But yes, I have a small alter for both. I am but a pious follower of shigadabi-ism. Praise them 😩 (I'm not crazy, I swear 💀 I just like them an unhealthy amount)

[transhoverfish]

its always all "this planet planet grows in distinct biomes" until a mf builds a scanner room

[willlmesh]

but what if i was enstarlovebots

[f1nalboys]

T, R, I, and O for any member of the trio that ur feeling particularly inspired for baefie ❤️🥰

MWAHHHHH TATI I LOVE U and bc i love u so much im doing it for the entire trio >:)

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory...) 

RANDY is a switch but more sub leaning bc i said so. IAN is a dom. JD is a switch whos dom leaning but also a brat. i am right and ive never been wrong ever

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 

RANDY is the type who would love to have scheduled sex but everytime it comes up he feels pressured so he tends to let you kind of lead that (unless were talking evil randy and in that case his schedule is everyday all day babey). he also doesnt do one night stands until college and even then i dont think he does them super often, probably just if whoever it is takes the lead and is like 'we're gonna have sex' he'd follow them like :D ok!!!

IAN is spontaneous. if youre in a long term established relationship i think the two of you would eventually fall into a routine but by accident??? its not like he sat you down one day and was like "bare minimum we will have sex every monday wednesday and friday, twice on holidays or birthdays." u know???? he does lvoe a good one night stadn though, but his routine really consists on finding the hottest piece of ass wherever he is at and then asking if they wanna go home with him lol

JD is also spontaneous but he doesnt do one night stands. at all. if he does have one its because he could see himself either dating or sleeping with that person long term. he has days where his libido is really high and the two of you have sex for a week straight and then the next week he doesn't touch you or himself at all.

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) 

ALL OF THEM ARE INTO IMPACT PLAY SEND TWEET!!! RANDY would be the one whos most interested in you using stuff on him like paddles/floggers; he looooves seeing the bruises and marks after everything is all said and done. IAN is the biggest fan of using them on you and while he'll let you spank him sometimes he's more into watching the way it hurts to sit down after you two fuck lol. JD my beloved doesnt enjoy using toys but he loves using his hand. Spanking you over and over again until he finally soothes your angry red skin and i wont lie, he def gets hard over how sore and sensitive you are after. he's also the type to spank your pussy if you have one send tweet.

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

well we all know JD is all for public sex LMFAO that mf will do it anywhere and everywhere!!!! in order from most likely to least likely is jd ian and then randy but again, all three are into it. JD will fuck you legit anywhere he can, whether that be in the car, on a hiking trail, in a storage closet, in an alleyway; doesnt matter to him. IAN also loves it but hes more of a car sex kind of guy instead of like,,,, fucking in the open? RANDY likes the sneaky type of shit where he has you in his lap while you cockwarm him in the movie theater, not super into the full on fucking though. they're all horndogs though, they'll do it anywhere and everywhere if they're desperate enough

[gumilac]

i saw this tiktok where his wife crawled inside the duvet cover bc she was looking for a lost pillow case, and the husband zipped her up inside 😭 and i immediately thought which haikyuu characters would do this to you, also there are not mentioned pronouns and this is a gender neutral reader

- kuroo. he would fucking do this. a freaking menace. cue hyena laugh. HE'S A LITTLE SHIT SOMETIMES MDMDJKSSHSH. he'd prolly join you inside bc it looks fun, and he'll put a fan to make the duvet like a little tent (yk what i mean right?) and yeah you may have just found your new favorite place to cuddle

- miya the mf atsumu. LMAO PLEASE HE'S SO CHAOTIC. will lay down on you and say, "damn, this comforter has a built in massage?" yeah kick his ass

- osamu, pls he just would. osamu isn't so innocent, he has the same amount of crack atsumu has, just toned down. fixes the rest of the bed, lays down and hugs you from under the covers and he'll say, "be a good pillow and don't move," before kissing your head. is smiling the whole time

- bokuto. i mean, need i say more? he'll get scared tho when you press the cover on your face and you can see the outline of your features. pls dont scare him

- suna 😭 and he'll be videotaping the whole thing. loves rewatching it over and over again. so much pics of you inside the duvet. rip that storage aye

- oikawa, and he'll not help u out and just leaves your ass. you'd prolly be stuck there for a good 5 mins MDLDJALSH MEAN, sucks for you if he forgets

i love my chaotic boys, also you can also tell me who else in haikyuu would do this. id love to hear your suggestions MDJLSFJKSA

[jangofctts]

Could you please do something about your ocs eating out habits or kinks?👀

iMMA JUST DO THEIR KINKS BC I HAVE ANOTHER ASK FOR THE EATING OUT SO KEJKRJEH here yA aRE below the cut

Sunburst Squadron kinks

Blanche: size kink aLL THE WAY--he either likes a really smoL bb to swing around and just hug to his chest (or see that tummy bulge when he fuckin you kejrkjrh) or a veRY TOL bb he can bury his face into them tiddies or if they look like they can step on him. blanche is a big guy so with a tall s/o sometimes it’s cool to be able to look at your s/o in the eye kwjekjh. ALSo he do be bustin a phat nUT very quickly if you either bite him when he’s balls deep in you OR you let him fuck your tits.  Hair pulling--he wants his haIR YANKED, he’ll pull yours too if you want. mild handcuffs/ropes kink--he loves it when you man handle (as much as you can lmfaoo) and tie him up, maybe edge/overstimulate him. he likes a little pain like bite marks or scratches0--not toO much tho. oR ride his face, he ADORES that. it just shows how much he trust you when you tie him up so :)) (and well uh....he’s let you peg him if you asked teehee) idk if it’s a kink but kjhkj he gets hOT and bothered when youre being a badass or youre sparring with him. a Slight breeding kink--he likes seeing his cum drip out of you just so he can finger it back in.   

Blue: he likes grinding, ik it aint a kiNK BUT, he likes it a lot. he’s a bit of a crier too, he likes praising/worshiping you and doesn't mind if you return the favor. blue likes mutual masterbation--loves watching you fuck yourself and then when he's close he likes to cum over your thighs/tummy. he really likes your lips--they always make such pretty words and his name sounds so nice when you say it so, he reALLY likes it when you suck him off. he likes comm sex, likes to call you and whisper dirty things to you when he’s off planet. dont wanna say somnophillia but like he likes the idea of either you waking him up with a bj or him walking you up with oral, ya feel?   

Jaws: suCker for finger sucking--yours or his, he doesn't care. he’s big sappy romantic so..may I suggest...an oral kink where he’ll happily go down on you for hours with those puppy dog eyes. he likes when you ride his face or you offer to take him down your throat. he likes to do very light role-play like the “oH nO, there’s a big bad trooper who caught me stealing, whatever shall I do?”. he does have a kink for making sex tapes, they're kinda like shitty pornos buT he adores watching them when youre not there. he’ll make you watch them with him ifyou ARE there but--he just wants to document all of it wkejrhejh. he’s a bit of a joker so, he tends to run his mouth bUT when he goes quiet save for those breathy grunts yOU KNoW he’s close to cumming   

Sweets: sWeeTS BABY--listen, he is VERY vanilla at first bc he has no clue what he’s doing so ya gotta explore with him. tho he do be a big snacker so foodplay is something he’d like. put whipped cream on yours/his nipples anD YES he goes wild. tiddie fuckin is a yES, he goes feral for it, makes the most noises when you let him do it and cums verY fast wkjrhje. he doesn't like his hair YANKED but if you softly pull it and guide his mouth to wear you want him he likes that. ngl he does like fucking outside. he’s a nature boy, so his dream is just to fuck you on a bed of moss or some shit kwjerh--usually it ends up just being the floor. listen....yall forget that he’s an A Class sniper--boy sorta has a predator/prey kink. 

Kamikaze: kami is the nastiest mf ngl and like one of the only true tops in the squad kfhfh. his favorite place to fuck is the cockpit of his ship, or in very semi-public places. he’d rather have someone watch rather than watch you get fucked by another person, but he’d be fine with either. he likes teasing/overstimulation a littLE TOO much, so when you start to cry that’s when he relents. he likes handcuffs obvi, begging, likes watching you deepthroat and alSO likes breath play. kami is a Mean top so if you’re being too much of a brat he’ll spank you. he also has a kink for....vibrating panties ejjhejrh like if you’re in a meeting he’ll turn the vibrator on at the worst moments, yknow? little bastard man. he has a degradation kink to his s/o if a partner is into that   

Fuse: listen--this boy thinks he’s a top but he is Not krjkrjh. he’s a very bratty bottom and only presents as a top bc he’s so much of a brat that he’s always assumed he’s just a top wkrjkwh. this is controversial and I hate writing this but he might have like a mommy/mistress kink. he has a massive praise kink so do with that as you will. he likes wax play and also has a mild pain kink--heart eyEs mf when you give him a light slap on the thigh or cheek. likes biting and to be bitten or scratched. he do be liking quickies--he doesn't last very long but he can go a couple rounds sO quickies are his jam. he’s kinda a pig and will swipe your underwear (just a couple pairs ejrjeh) but dont tell him you know or he’ll just lie out his ass. HOWEVER. if yall are fighting or bickering he's a very big fan of hate sex while youre pinned against the wall yknow?     

Bruiser: tbh this boy is pretty vanilla when you first meet him (besides the size kink but rjekhkw), he fucks hard with a hand around your throat bUT once you introduce him to more things he'd be down. he’s an....ass man OOp. he doesn't wanna be pegged but he’ll buy you a nice butt plug or see how much of his cock he can fit in your ass yknow? he likes choking too but what reALLy gets him going is fucking in full armor. he thinks role playing is sorta dumb buT he adores when you’re already laid out on the bed and ask for your big strong trooper to come fill you up with all the armor on. he gets a thrill seeing where your nails chipped the paint when he’s on the battlefield. imma say it--he has a weapon kink. he gets so hard so fast if you kiss his blaster or grind on the hilt of his knife. he also likes fucking on furniture or walls--rarely a bed for some reason so ekjrhejh

Void: switch kjfhkwjhr--once he’s off the battlefield on leave and after you get him all relaxed he’s pretty mellow. he’s easy with anything you wanna try, what position you want him in yknow? you want him to kneel? sure thing. you want him to spank you? why not. he do be liking shower sex, something about the cramped refresher where there’s hardly any room for the both of you just gets hiM GoiN. he has a kink for dirty talk, so he’ll just be next to your ear the whole time chatting away. he has a kink for like, public places too I guess? mostly just storage closets but kjehrejh that’s p much it. ngl he’s gonna ask you if he can try to make you squirt, and if you say youve never tried/couldnt, well--he IS a medic after all kjhkjhr. he also has a kink for oral, so bonus points if he makes you squirt in his mouth. he hates anything that’ll leave a mark besides hickies/bite marks, sO that’s one of the only things he wont do  

[scara-meow-che]

mewmewmewmewmewmemwmeBAIZHU THIRST

mm im not sure if u accept thrists for this half dead hot pile of green ash w a snake on top buuuttt

hehe pegging him so hard u break his back!(u might actually if u areny careful) makimg him feel sooo good that the next day at work, he cant help but have horrribllee backpain that constantly makes him remember how amaaziingg u made him feel last night!

yes, yes, he would be a passionate, playful (as playful as one can get given his "im a mummy" state but yk what i mean) lover

visit him at work to give him a kiss on the cheek from the other side of the counter onty to drag him into the storage room for another round, why dont you!

also hes a bottom cuz(but not only) of the fact that this man simply cannot top u for the (allmost ove) life of him! he is sumply too fragile.(and old) he just gets exhausted too early and oh how thankful he is for you who gives him a soft kiss and offers to take lead(or take a break/stop. whatever you two feel like cuz consent is sexc!)

- 🍙 nonnie with love~♡

PLS HWJDHSJDHSJRJDBMDND i want him to break my back but we can break each other's back hhnnnnggg.

expect to have tons of fun with him!! he's really willing but often reminds you to be careful. he really thought you need some help when he's the one who almost had himself reaching his limits from being bend down to have your cock fucking his hole.

he's tight, aahh, and his voice is so pleasing to hear. he enjoys it though and would sometimes forget to think of his well being at how good you make him feel 😭😭

AND HE LOVES AFTERCARE!!! HE NEEDS TONS OF IT. prepare him a warm towel to clean him up, or if you're up to it, lick him clean and suck him dry before really cleaning him all up ;)

this old man, you never knew he'd be a kinky mf 😭🙏🏻 wanna break his back so badly but i love him.

[mysmedrabbles]

RFA+Minor Trio Reacting to an MC in the Mafia

requested: y e s 

a/n: listen,,,,, im a huge sucker for mafia au’s ,, and perhaps i’ll upload a full story with all of them on Patreon! So stay tuned for that one! Definitely more mafia AU type things coming soon though  if you want to see more mysme mafia and want to support my work, feel free to buy me a coffee!

warnings: vanderwoods is really good

-Prohibition-Era Italian Mafia mod Alex 

Jumin

- corporate heir of a multi-million won company married to the runaway child- now mafia member? my god what a cliche

-it’d originally been a few weeks before he’d planned to propose when he suddenly realized that he had... never actually met your family? He’d always figured that you’d tell him when you felt comfortable enough, or when you felt like it, but he genuinely wanted to propose, to marry you and make you his, however he felt he needed your fathers approval, something.

-he’s surprisingly calm when you tell him the truth, that you’d run away from home at a young age and upon asking for a job at the local bar, as anything, someone who works in the back and does inventory, trash person, anything, you’d found out that this bar was a front for a mafia organization, who’d promptly adopted you and taken care of you ever since 

-you’re not sure what kind of reaction you expected from him, but you receive none, only an understanding nod and a question, same as before, “Can I meet them?”

-the next day you take him down to where you work, a lovely little rustic bar downtown. 

-he notices as you visibly relax when you take him into the back, smile spreading on your face as you greet various members cheerfully, a reluctant grin, changing to a threatening frown when they noticed Jumin holding your hand and following you to the back

-you’re not expecting the meeting to go well, pacing around the door, where your boss, is privately speaking to Jumin, hand placed firmly on your grip of your gun, finger threateningly over the safety lock, ready to fire if something bad went down

-so you’re exceedingly surprised when the two come back out on an embrace, chuckling as they greet you. waving the two of you off with a genuinely kind smile, you turn to Jumin, demanding an explanation as you get back into the car.

- “Jumin?????” you gesture wildly, inviting the explanation.

- “Yes dear? - Home, Driver Kim please” he nods in Driver Kims direction.

-He gives no explanation, knowing it’s going to drive you insane, only says, “We’re having dinner with your family next week by the way.”

-corporate mafia family

Jaehee

-her dream, to own her own cafe, with you! her love, her joy, her future wife!

-so she can’t understand you when you’re extremely hesitant to leave your job, what looked like a? boring bartending job?

-she knew there was something you weren't telling her, and she ends up figuring it out herself, putting two and two together, using various news reports about the bar, mixed with information (or lack thereof) of the manager of the place

-she stomps up to you in a cold but angry manner, and thrusts a piece of paper in your hands, a list of collected evidence. “Tell me you’re not part of a gang MC.”

-her voice is scarily cold, but hints of tears that threaten to swallow her whole still manage to reflect through her voice.

-you explain your story, the whole ordeal since you ran away until you found the job, to how they all took care of you, and hey its not like you were the most powerful one, you were moreso like the little sibling of the group, still having skills but never in any direct danger.

-she doesnt speak to you for two days, “contemplating the information” (aka making you feel guilty for hiding this)

-when she sees just how broken down and sad you are as you get into bed, movements sluggish as you flop into the comfort of your shared bed, it finally makes her realize that,, this was something you had chosen as a child and even if she wasn’t okay with it, it wasn’t her choice to make. This was your family and she had to respect that. 

-biting on the inside of her lip, she slips next to you, pulling you towards her silently. resting your head on her chest, you look up at her hopefully, “does this mean I’m forgiven?”

-the ghost of a smile graces her face as she closes her eyes, “We’ll see tomorrow. Lets sleep for now y/n.”

-when jaehee meets the crew its a lovely spring night and,, well,,,, basically they end up scared of her and you’ve never been more in love with the woman sitting across from you at the dinner table

Yoosung

-nonononononono his sweet baby angel cant be in the mafia

-the fact that you’re you know,, a part of the mafia doesn’t even register in yoosungs brain, his main concern is that you’ll get hurt, that something will happen to you in the line of duty and you won't come home

-you assure him that you’re mainly the person who talks to the targets beforehand, gathering intel and helping prepare for the missions

-you dont necessarily tell him much about anything or anyone, preferring to keep him in the dark, for his own safety

-of course you’d mentioned Yoosung to Byung-Hee, the mafia boss and your paternal figure, but he’d never thought much of Yoosung; that is until Yoosung bursts into the storage rom of the bar, and with around 15 different guns pointed at him, he threatens Byung-Hee, that if he ever dare let anything happen to you, he’d come in and kill him himself, using his medical knowledge to make his death look like an accident

-Byung-Hee is,, amused. Yoosung is not threatening in the least, but the dedication it took to march into mafia headquarters uninvited and threaten the leader while thirteen different people had their guns trained directly at him,,, shit takes guts

-All he does is nod, extending his hand to shake Yoosungs, who is,, extremely confused. When Yoosung’s hand reached Byung-Hees however,, the boss yanks Yoosung close, whispering in a threatening manner that if h e ever hurt you, he’d kill him in the most painful way possible and no one would ever know

-needless to say as soon as he gets back home, the adrenaline rush fades and runs directly into your confused embrace as he cries, mumbling something about how you’ll always be safe and his promises

Seven

-sjdhfskjdfh bitch you think you’re dangerous? i’m part of the mf mafia

-he never found much about you when he looked you up, only records that existed were report card grades in elementary and middle school, but past that it was as if you’d fallen off the face of the earth; no credit cards, social media accounts, guilty 2 am internet purchases, not even so much as a water and power bill or an address, until you suddenly reappeared three years ago, but it’s still not much

-the two of you drive the rest of the messenger to insanity, and even your FBI agents are sick of see your texts to each other, questions masked in playfulness, both trying to get the truth out of each other. Nothing making sense except to the two of you

-often he’ll poke you awake in the middle of the night, glasses slipping down his nose rapidly as he pesters you with incoherent questions about your past; but all you do is shift, intertwining your legs with his and pushing him back down to the bed, placing your head on his chest as you go back to sleep

-its around six months later post having moved in together when the two of you when you decide enough is enough. the truth had to come out sometime no? the two of you gather all the fast food and snacks you can, and facing each other sitting cross legged on the couch, no interruptions, you take turns firing questions at each other, answering them no matter how hard it might have been

-his reaction to you being in the mafia is at first, concerned. because he knows how mafias operate, and the last thing he would want is for a client to come into his job and for your gang to be the target that needs to be eliminated. 

-his next question is what level of illegality do you operate at?

-with your response being an even 5, he presses for more. you explain how you take funds from the rich, expose the businessmen who steal from the company’s funds, bribe and threaten powerful congresspeople to pass better laws to help the poor, the basic steal from the rich, give to the poor type deal

-he listens intently, the story of how you got to this point completely capturing him. he never thinks badly about you; in a way you guys were helping out the world. if he spins it the right way, its almost like the two of you are doing the same job, just different methods

-work buddies! while he hacks and does his work for the agency, you’re right there sitting next to him trying to learn all you can about your next target and making a detailed plan, on constant call with Hyun Ki and Hyun Shik, dubbed the “intelligence twins.” When you’re getting visibly stressed he reaches over, gently squeezing your hand reassuringly as he breaks out the HBC for the both of you to take a short break, and when he gets stressed you do the same. 

-finally having a place to rant about work, of course neither of you can ever disclose the targets names, but its still good to get things off of your chest

-honestly the only thing he has trouble believing is that you’re an actual bartender. “yes seven, i actually went to school to get my certificate for this” “why u always lyyyiiinn”

-when he sees something on the news, another politician knocked down from the public eye, a mysterious amount of money donated to the local orphanage, he makes sure to congratulate you, genuinely grinning as he picks you up to kiss you, proud of his s/o 

-if you’re chosen to do some first hand intel, go down and charm someone into signing x y or z paper or get them to a secondary location, he uses his own skills to keep an eye on you and make sure nothing bad happens 

-when its time to meet the family, he goes in jokes ablaze, making what was supposed to be a refined mafia dinner at an upscale restaurant a comedy center,, and the lack of fear on his behalf frankly amuses the boss. sevens a mess the whole dinner. he observes the similarities between the gang and the RFA, both having the same familial dynamic between each other, a kind of comfort and complete happiness. 

-of course as soon as you get married he instantly becomes a part of the family as well

-they hate him. like,,, they love him but also hate him.

-terrible jokes from his part; “hey y/n can you take care of this client for me? here kind of a dick but i’m not allowed to say anything. it'd be great if,,,, something happened to their money”

-he knows you’d never do it to anyone that doesn’t deserve it but its a funny bit that keeps the two of you sane

Zen

- “absolutley not mc”

-he hates your job already, working at a bar in downtown, but the fact that its just a Front for a Mafia gang? that you’re a Part of?

-absolutely not.

-he springs into protective mode instantly, launching himself into a long rant on how he’s going to get you out of there, you dont need to worry because you dont have to be there, no matter what dirt they have on you, what you did in the past, he still loves you and he’s going to help you no matter what it takes

-meanwhile youre sitting there watching him pace around, trying not to burst out laughing

-when you explain to him that they’re quite fair, a robin hood type deal made of people who grew up poor, people who were cheated by the government and were forced into poverty, broke their way through the ranks and were trying to help others that were currently in their situation, taking from the rich, bribing businessmen in high power to put forward better laws for consideration, dropping money on random peoples doorstep, all under the cover of anonymity.

-he sits on this for a while, trying to digest what you’d just said. as much as he hates it, he empathizes with the situations that brought you there, and his opinion of this gang has,, drastically changed

-he’s still wary of your safety, hence you suggest he meet the members himself

-bringing out all the toughness he can muster, he strides in with you at his side, cooly talking to the intelligence twins, Hyun Ki and Hyun Shik. He meets others, Jae-Sang and Byung-Hee, and they accept him into the family surprisingly quickly

-he gets along with everyone,, r e a l l y well

Saeran

-nervous boye 

-he doesn’t want you to get hurt, but he understand your reasoning as to why you started in the business of money laundering, understands better than most

-he listens to your story, about the way you ran away and straight into the arms of Byung-Hee, who offered you a job. With no other choice you joined, but eventually warmed up to the idea, and now you love them like family

-of course, he cant help but call you during your lunch break, needing to hear your voice and make sure you’re okay, that you haven't been killed or turned into a murderous member

-a part of him does think its somewhat cool, especially the fact that you willingly got in and can belong to a group like this and not be you know,, abused traumatized and poisoned repeatedly.

-when he finally meets them, he barely musters a word or two, but as time goes on, he gets increasingly comfortable with them. if you trust them, he trusts them.

V

-he cant go through this cult mafia shit again bro

-it takes a lot of reassurance that the boss is actually fair, and even proving to him that you guys dont do others harm, nor do you forcibly recruit people

-you tell him about how they took you in as a scared and alone high schooler, essentially adopted and raised you, gave you a job, a roof over your head and urged you to do what you want in life

-of course theres the thing that you cant officially leave them, so technically you are trapped there, but they took pity on you, looking at you as a little sibling, and at most they only make you gather intel or have you as the driver

-he’s not the most calm about it, but he understands that they’re your true family, and he tries his best to get along with them, trying to view the members as multiple brothers sisters and or parents instead of,,, dangerous mafia members

-he seems extremely calm and chill whenever you guys all go for dinner, very professional and sleek, but in reality he’s trying not to run into the restroom and escape through the window

Vanderwood

-you started off as his client, the one he were supposed to gather intel on and report back to the boss, find his way to your own boss and kill him

-so when Vanderwood found out that you were also the rfa he felt like the luckiest man in the world

-he pretty much always hangs out in the bar during your shift, trying to overhear any useful information; but damn he never expected you to look,, like that.

-week after week, he finds himself enraptured in your beauty, buying water after water, trying to be smooth as he talks to you

-he convinces himself that the little flutter he gets whenever you smile, when your fingers momentarily touch his as you give him yet Another glass of water no ice,, your focus when you experiment with different drinks, the way you get ridiculously excited when said experimental drink turns out good, immediately giving Vanderwood a glass,,, missions,, weren't supposed to be like this right?

-he pries, asking about your boss, but its the adoration of which you speak of Byung-Hee that breaks him, the gestures you make as you talk about him like family

-he skulks back to base, head running wildly. he knows he can’t let you go, he cant fall in love with a client, however he can't bring himself to bring you or your family harm. 

-trying desperately to regain his composure, he spins a story how the original intel he received must have been wrong, because there was no hidden agenda behind the bar. He makes up a lie how he went through the bank statements, hacked the system, did it all, but the bar was 100% clean

-he knows he can never go back, to you, but just protecting you will have to be enough

[nothingsolutions]

Ikesmissing / ike./

juss tryin 2 roll this L

nyc u lucky mf

By myselff type shit

It is what it is

Wait lemme grab my food out the microwave

Are potted plants conversational: wtf yoooo honestly Carter I dont kno what u mean ion hear ppl talking much about plants

idol: lemme think b4 I say sum stupid. Monte Booker or Chief Keef ppl I look up 2 for beat inspos

Usb C? Wtf is that I hate that shit y u have a usb c it look like an iPhone charger. then im mixed up so I hate it

I got this storage thing for my beats

Usb c dont even work

It a hoax 

It an iPhone charger 

Make it fit then it valid 4 now fuck usb c

Im rolling up as we speak

R u sweeden: no. idk wut that means  I got homies in Sweden

What kinda bird would u b? Blue jay (y) fly as fuck or a vulture them mfs dont have 2 worry bout shit

U r the king of the birds

Im tryin b the bird king

1st primary color that comes 2 mind: black (ion think that a primary color) u got me shit ugh ok hummm is white apart of the rainbow? Prob blue or red im kinda lost I like alot of colors

How many numbers do u kno: all the numbers there every since number. all I work wit numbers

Mysterious or famous: mysterious 

DAW: yessirrr u already kno the answer

Teleport rt now: New York (u hangin out wit me) errr1 u especially

Making ur own record label what’s the name: d1sholorable records, d1

Language u want 2 learn: betta at Spanish so I can talk 2 all the Spanish shawties

Live 3 months somewhere but can never go back: My dad juss yelled Croatia lol. I wanna say nyc but Alaska with all the homies wit all my peoples never going back

Google sheets? Wut does that mean fucking idk im pretty fried im tryin 2 figure out how 2 answer

I hear some mf s arguing bout google Maps

Real life super villain: Shawn Ferrari actually nah nah nah prob @plies

How much is enuf? Infinity

Did u kno ppl always pick 7 between 1-10? Shit no ion kno that (now yuh do) 

Wut does this key open huh

Did u ever own a drone? Nah ive never owned a drone always pretty federal where im from who kno wut u doing wit a drone dropping off packs tho shit that would b nice drive bys wit drones

Something ur secretly rlly invested in: skateboarding no1 rlly kno that (ima change that it needa b a suprise) 

What were u doing on July 14th, 2011: was modern warfare 2 out in 2011??hol up ima figure dis out. nah I was playin fuckin call of duty black ops 

Song that changed ur life: as they say by capo u kno like the old glory *starts singing*

Pick a number 1-10: lookin at a 9 rt now actually 8 1/2

2by4 piece of wood: building some shit

Big project ur workin on in 4 words: Something 4 the kids 

Dream home aesthetic: castle (where?) Transylvania 

We don't all have the luxury of deciding when and where: silence idk thats wut comes 2 mind

I gotta have the most fried interview dude

I been having these stuffed mushrooms 

Ive been tryin to mumble 

Im hungry bruh

Im bad at this shit

Idk im looking at this capo cover 

It making me type type

[pokefanbri]

To whomever I have close, whether even the next, ill give & give, nurture & care, we'd have alot of fun & we'd be there for eachother if ever we need comfort, share/experience our dreams & ambitions together...that is if I believe you're worth my heart. Just don't be a coward, take it all away & lie about me to others... rather than make the relationship better, be in it just as much... The more i go through the pain of a used & broken heart, the more it gets harder to trust again. You're either in it to have that love & care in your life too, or just testing the waters with no intention to stay 😒. If you treat me right, if I can trust you, do not toy on my heartstrings, & what I give is surely deserved, mf ill love you infinitely til you shit rainbows 😂 If I know that your heart is for me in return, well to put it simply...let the good times roll.

Don't have a place of my own except for a storage unit rn I could leave behind & still pay for, but my job holding me back idk. once I do get a place I hope to get a nice responsible smart guy 1 day, we'd travel on our times off.. i got a tiny taste of a travelers relationship & it left me wanting more but idc if it were once a yr vacation lol as long as we still went. We'd have a place at home to rest our heads...& we're off again 😊 always on the move with the world at our fingertips & never a dull moment. If not a sometimes travel buddy, then surely hard working & attentive to his favorite girl is all i could ever want

I want a loving & adventurous future that'll stick, no less. Time flies when you're having fun & all, til you run out of that short time...& damn it i dont wanna go out without someone by my side. Theres alot I haven't seen or experienced, idk when I'd get that chance to have a life of adventures, & i wanna witness them with the one I adore. I can't stand being alone, don't want to leave it being alone either 😔