#I FCKING LOVE ONE PIECE

[robbie-verse]

i started watching one piece !!!

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Besties I am so very not normal about this

I cannot

CANNOT

XyolzgxyldyiyUUUU7suUhhei8w!!!!😭🤣❤️

[hellfire-fist]

Guys I bet one of Zoro's kinks most favorite thing to do, is taking care of Luffy; being the one Luffy gets comfort from. I'm telling you he loves that shit, I can feel it!

I bet he loves it whenever Luffy chooses to be vulnerable with him. He likes being able to protect Luffy. He likes that Luffy depends on him wholeheartedly. And although he knows the man can very well protect himself from strong adversaries, if he gets the chance to, he'll always volunteer to take on whoever, just so Luffy wouldn't be so burdened.

[phant0ma]

tell me why I died laughing from this

[nanabanonana]

me: can i actually get away with not writing this part of the chapter…

me already thinking of adding it in as a sequel story and reasoning that it's not so important to the current plot: well…

[comatosebunny09]

hurts so good | astarion a

summary: he’d gotten this devastating bright idea to ruin your life halfway through. stave off your pleasure for as long as he could, even if it meant you’d hate him in the morning. genre(s): erotica, romance warning(s): female anatomy, explicit language, bodily fluids, blood drinking, orgasm denial, brief anal play, cervix fcking, dirty talk, terms of endearment (love, darling), praise kink, drabble notes: heavily influence by this beautiful artwork by @looneylolita. screenshot credit

No time for pleasantries.

Just Astarion notching his hips to yours. Holding you so tight, the fat of your ass craters beneath his fingers as he fucks into you from below.

“Take your pleasure,” he rasps. “Take what you want from me, my love. Use me.”

The depth of his voice is enough to make you clench.

Like you haven’t been doing plenty of that already.

Each roll of his hips is languid. Deep. Purposeful. As if he’s on a mission to unravel every tangle of nerves in you with the slippery scrape of his cock. The head of it intermittently batters against your cervix, punching the air from your lungs.

You tremble so good for him, making his cock twitch and his body shudder.

You’re both saturated with sweat—or perhaps it’s slick? You gave up distinguishing the two after hours of this. This excruciatingly slow dance where you’re fucked within an inch of your life. He stops when your stomach pulls, and your mind floods with endorphins, and fuck.

It’s always with that wicked smile and the mischievous glint in his eyes that he tells you, “Not yet, darling. Gods, not yet. I need you to hold out for me a little longer. You can do that for me, can’t you, my love?”

As if it’s that easy a feat with his thumb running meticulous circles ‘round your clit, and his tongue flittering across your nipples.

The sultry gravel of his voice doesn’t help matters, mingling with the perfect amount of desperation. And the way he looks at you. Strips you down and exalts you like an idol to be worshipped despite the maddening thrust of his hips—

Gods.  

You’re too drunk from the pleasure to argue—maybe it’s blood loss? It’s all so very frustrating. Confusing because hours ago, he was telling you to fuck him like he were your toy. And at first, you did, with hands pressed to his sternum for leverage as you bore down on him.

But he’d gotten this devastating bright idea to ruin your life halfway through. Stave off your pleasure for as long as he could, even if it meant you’d hate him in the morning.

Judging by the ethereal, orange glow seeping through your curtains, morning has already begun its sluggish creep across the horizon.

Astarion bucks his hips, bringing you back to the present.

You careen forward, catching yourself on your hands. You’re a panting mess, pupils blown wide, lips parting with the effort to breathe. You sift through the haze of your lust to glare at him.

His eyes crease with mirth in response.

“Astarion, what…what the fuck, man?”

He chuckles, something hoarse and abrasive that gnarls in your stomach. One of his hands smooths up your back to clasp around the nape of your neck. He brings you down to tempt you into a kiss, and he licks into your mouth, evoking a keening sound from your throat as his thumb tenderly skates along your cheek, betraying the devilish snap of his pelvis.

“Focus, darling,” he croaks into the space between your mouths. “Wouldn’t want you giving up on me after coming so far.”

It takes every bit of you not to smack him for being such an insufferable piece of shit.

You settle for growling something half-hearted, coming down onto your elbows, your hands bracing themselves on the crown of his head. You bury your face into the crook of his shoulder, pelvis rolling like waves dragging along the shoreline.

His hand pinches and pulls at your rear as you ride him, occasionally dipping between your ass cheeks to tease your puckering anus and fuck it all if he doesn’t know what it takes to push you to the outskirts of chaos.

He affectionately roots his nose against your neck, a groan rolling like thunder in his rib cage as he traps you in the circle of his arms.

“That’s it, love. Fuck me. Mmm, just like that.”     

Behind shuttered lids, you feel the cold prickle of his fangs in your neck. You relinquish a sigh to the balmy air, your nipples sore and pebbled as they rub raw against the rigid pane of his chest whilst your hips rut against him at their own discretion.

Your senses are crowded with only him. The slow pull of your blood into his mouth makes your pussy quake, and you share dual moans from the feel of it. His hands glide down to your rear to steady you. To temper the pace as that sparkling feeling builds between your legs. You whimper with exasperation, tears gathering in the corners of your eyes.

“Astarion,” you gasp, fighting against his grip around your body.

You wince when he retracts his fangs, and he breathes something sweltering and erratic as he drags his flattened tongue up your throat, fingers reaching through the riot of your hair and pulling.

“I know, darling. I know. But you’re performing so wonderfully for me. Stay with me. Just a bit longer.”     

You sigh, the sound wet and painful as if forced from your lungs. Maybe if you’re good and continue to play at Astarion’s game, he’ll grant you the luxury of your release.

Until then, you settle for rocking against him, praying to the Gods above for a most handsome reward.

masterlist

[urautismdiagnosis-wistie]

Yall ever think like, considering above and beyond, like its been years for them and they're so experienced.

the octo agents met them with all this cool tech and experience and protocol and ability

but like none of them know that barnacles kwazii and peso once wore a fake walrus costume in order to pretend to be a walrus

none of them know that dashi barnacles and kwazii tried to escape THE INSIDE OF A WHALES MOUTH by just :') RUNNING FULL SPEED AT THE BALEEN PLATES (weird whale teeth)

none of them know about the time professor inkling tentacle wrestled a giant squid TRYING TO FIGHT/EAT THE ENTIRE OCTOPOD?

none of them know about THE CONE SNAIL INCIDENT

LIKE??? couldu imagine being like an agent of what's essentially water based rescue NASA and then u find out the guy in charge absolutely tried to rescue his coworker by "waving through kwaziis spaghetti distraction" or whatever the fck (kawaii was going to "distract the whale by weaving around like a piece of spaghetti or something similar LMSO)

like I just haven't seen anyone talking to how they must look to outsiders

like. They eat kelp in EVERYTHING. and its not like they're just like all in a vegan world, paani canonically enjoys dried bugs. I'm sure there's some animals that are like, more irl animal behaviours or whatever lol

butseriously, kelp cakes, kelp biscuits, kelp marshmallows, kelp kebabs, kelp stew- Yeah these btches autistic-

but seriously imagine going to your friends house and their ENTIRE FAMILY just offers you "lentil cake!" or "lentil Mac and cheese!" or "lentil chicken nuggets!" wouldnt they look fcking crazy?

i just think its funny cuz like "oh yeah shout-out to the one time a bunch of sea creatures literally stole the octopod hahaha or lol, the time we flooded the ship so slippy the sea cucumber would be able to breathe under water haha, man we must have purposefully flooded the octopod what? three times at least? "

LIKE WHAT ARE THE UNDER SEA SHENANIGANS-

like I just want ONE octo-agent (and it cant be paani this guy would just be like "oh yeah makes sense :)" to look at them and go??? yo what the FCK? oh God... maybe the ocean pressure effected their brains?!"

LIKE-

like yeah they're all SO FCKING serious about ping pong too, and they all absolutely have the weirdest behaviours because these guys have spent literal years in the middle of the ocean with eachother 😭

i just love them so much-

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

HELP ME

I'm WHEEZING

I am CRYING

I may literally DIE

HALP

Steven John Ward (LA!Mihawk) has Cameo now so I requested that he do "I'll make a man out of you" a la Mihawk to Zoro...

MAN DID HE DELIVER

I legit squealed and laughed out loud when he said "Zoro" (even though I should have been expecting it, but still it hit just right) I can't stop giggling

Link to Cameo

[pocket-deer-boy]

Hey love your blog,

Totally random but I just thought I'd ask you because you grew up in the Netherlands, but I had a friend mention to me a while back a Dutch kids' song about the dinosaurs dying from a meteor and it was about how their time has come and gone and it's time to say goodbye and it was really sad and morbid for a little kids song. It's driving me nuts that I can't remember it but if you know what I'm talking about you'd be my hero YouTube has no idea what I'm on about

I have no idea what this is? my closest guess would be schnappi das kleine krokodil, which is german, but i'm guessing it's not that. I have a bunch of dutch followers, maybe they can help you.

i do have a similar experience with a piece of dutch childhood media i genuinely can not fcking find proof of existence of. It's basic concept is similair to power rangers: a low budget kids show with color coded heroes fighting off a bad guy and thwarting silly evil schemes. This one is dutch language (it might've been flemish i don't know), and instead of helmets all of the characters wear these big foam wigs. there was a yellow one, a blue one, a green one, probably purple/pink, i don't know. the one dressed in black was the villain. the only episode i remember is one where the evil guy put super glue in the holes of bowling balls to threaten the fun of children.

the yellow girl is the only character i remember somewhat clearly, her wig sort of looked like this

i have not been able to track down this TV series despite multiple attempts to track it down. it must've aired somewhere around 2007-2010, it was probably shortlived. i don't remember what network it was on. i have very little proof that it exists besides the fact that i've told some of my dutch friends about it and they were also suddenly haunted by memories of this tv show, but couldn't remember what it was called or when it aired.

[koiiiji]

author's note ; i literally feeling like this crying bulldog. you eating healthy because you wanna lose weight, i eat fcking plain food because my stomach takes any fried, junk food, anything that is not boiled as personal offence... we are not the same😔😔 (i'm jealous one)

it's just self inserted, this stuff been my personal pain for past 2 months, so yeah... cheers to everyone suffering from same shit or just dieting ✌🏻😔

Hwangyeon Choi (as worst supporter ever, but best gremlin)

it was saturday evening, and you found yourself seated across from Hwangyeon, watching in half-amusement, half-despair as he polished off his second order of extra-crispy, extra-spicy fried chicken. the smell alone was enough to make you feel a deep, primal longing. you sat with your rice bowl, glancing over at him with big, round eyes as he tore into a piece, all smiles and bliss.

he noticed your stare and grinned, holding up a crispy wing in front of you. “hey, you sure you don’t want to try it? just one little piece?”

you sighed dramatically. “Hwangyeon, my stomach thinks fried food is a personal attack. one bite and i’ll be dying on the couch, moaning about my life choices, and then you’ll feel guilty and be like, ‘i’m so sorry for making you try it.’”

he raised an eyebrow, giving you an exaggerated skeptical look. “me? feel guilty? nah, I’d be fine. i’d be over here with my crispy wing, whispering sweet nothings to it. ‘shh, don’t listen to her, baby. you’re perfect just as you are.’”

you burst out laughing, swatting his arm. “you would be whispering to fried chicken! who’s your real girlfriend here, Hwangyeon?”

he gave the wing an exaggerated kiss before taking another bite, groaning in pure bliss. “this is the love of my life,” he mumbled around a mouthful of chicken. “seriously, it’s a miracle food. crispy, spicy, juicy — how do you not eat this?”

you gave him an amused, knowing look. “i did try it. once. remember? and then i spent the entire next day clutching my stomach in agony, and you looked at me like i’d broken your heart.”

Hwangyeon paused, looking sheepish. “okay, maybe i do remember that. but come on! you’re missing out!”

you leaned back, crossing your arms. “oh, i’m missing out? on what, babe? six hours of burning stomach and that lovely bloated feeling where i can’t button my pants?”

he winced, then grinned. “look, that’s just part of the experience.”

you groaned, burying your face in your hands with a dramatic sigh. “evil. pure evil. how do i even tolerate you?”

“easy.” he took another smug bite. “i’m adorable and you’re totally in love with me.”

“bitch” you mumbled, pretending to sulk. “one day, i’ll join you, and you’ll be the one who has to keep up with me.”

he took another bite, savoring it with his eyes closed. “and i am up for the challenge, no problem.”

you picked at your rice, giving him a mock suspicious look. “you know, if you ever do feel guilty, you could totally try some of my healthy, boiled food for a change.”

he stopped mid-bite, looking at you like you’d just suggested he jump off a cliff. “boiled… food? like, with no seasoning?”

you gave him a smirk. “like lightly seasoned. very healthy, good for your stomach, and won’t make you feel like a rock is sitting inside you. you should try it!”

Hwangyeon scrunched up his face, feigning horror. “lightly seasoned? oh no, next you’ll tell me you eat plain rice and drink unsweetened tea.” (no seriously, adding sugar to tea should be legally punished)

you raised your tea glass. “cheers to unsweetened tea.”

he looked scandalized. “i can’t even imagine… what does your stomach have against happiness?”

he picked up another wing, waving it in front of your face with a wicked grin.

and despite the fact that you still craved this chicken, you couldn’t help but laugh along with him.

Ma Teasoo (as steak king and grumpy old man 'it was better back in my days')

another cozy night in with Taesoo, and as usual, he was happily devouring a mountain of grilled steak and ribs. the savory aroma filled the air, and you couldn’t help but watch him with a mix of longing and amusement. he expertly handled his chopsticks, tearing into a juicy piece of meat, while you poked at your bowl of plain rice and boiled chicken.

Taesoo glanced over, his brow furrowing as he took in your meal. “are you really just having that?” he grumbled, shaking his head. “come on, babe, you should eat more. this isn’t enough to keep you going!”

you crossed your arms defensively. “it’s plenty for me! my stomach can’t handle heavy stuff, and i’m doing just fine with this.”

he let out an exaggerated sigh, his expression a mix of disbelief and concern. “boiled chicken and rice? that’s not real food! how do you expect to be strong? you need some good meat in your life!”

you raised an eyebrow, giving him a playful glare. “and end up feeling awful? no thanks! too much seasoning or salt or oil makes me feel like i’m dying.”

he huffed, rolling his eyes dramatically. “i just don’t get it! if i had to live on that, i’d be miserable. you’d be happier with a good steak!”

you chuckled, your lips curving into a smirk. “strong enough to be doubled over in pain? i’ll stick with my plain food, thank you very much!”

he leaned back in his chair, arms crossed, looking like a grumpy old man. “you’re too stubborn for your own good. one bite wouldn’t hurt! just imagine the flavor —”

“flavor i can’t handle, Taesoo!” you interrupted, raising your hands as if to ward him off. “i appreciate your concern, but i know what works for my stomach.”

he shook his head, still looking unconvinced. “you know, back in my day, we didn’t eat this rabbit food nonsense. we had real meals! if you were tired, you ate a good meat, and that fixed everything.”

you couldn’t help but laugh at his grumbling. “first, babe, what do you mean 'back in my days' you literally just two years older! second, if i ate a steak, i’d be on the couch moaning about my stomach for hours. not exactly my idea of a good time.”

he let out a reluctant chuckle, but his expression softened. “fine, but you’ve gotta promise me you’ll eat something more substantial than plain rice every now and then. just don’t make this a habit!”

you smiled, giving his hand a reassuring squeeze. “deal. i’ll throw in some boiled chicken and veggies. but i get to choose my meals, okay?”

“alright, alright,” he said, still looking a bit grumpy but unable to hide the affection in his eyes. “but i’ll always be ready to sneak some real food into your life when you’re not looking.”

you laughed, knowing full well he meant every word. and despite his gruff demeanor, his caring nature was always there, hidden behind the grumbles and playful complaints.

no but seriously, speaking about this eating topic, i found some good points! i can do separate post if you interested🤓🤔

[pokoinsides]

And then I've disappeared for nearly a week.Again.

Actually,the reason why I hadn't posted anything there for this period of time was nothing more,but me trying to work at something more serious than headcanons on all the morons living in the mansion.After this one I'm going to start uploading longer posts about the construction of the universe of Traumatic pasta,+ I'm going to tell you more information about Slenderman in person and Slender brothers.

For now,you have to get satisfaction with headcanons on grumpy-adults-of-the-mansion,since we've already talked about all the pimply-teens-of-the-mansion.

Enjoyyy :D

(‼️WARNING:‼️I headcanon Tim and Brian having DID/OSDD,so I'm going to refer to their alters (Tim - Masky; Brian - Hoodie) as to whole different individuals with their own approach to particular situations.That's all I've wanted to notice - now enjoy the post itself).

(🚬💊,🎭🔪,🎨🩸,🏚️📼)

⋆•.☆.⋆•.☆.•⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆•.☆.⋆•.☆.⋆

(🚬💊)

1.Tim doesn't love children and any kind of their presence in his surrounding: for him any child,even the calmest one,is too annoying and loud for his nervous system to bear.Wright also doesn't have any understanding how to treat kids,so he can be rude or too strict to them.He has the same attitude towards Sally,just because of Korsakoff's Syndrome the man doesn't remember,that:

• Firstly,she's a fcking ghost;

• Secondly,the girl is a special case,so any harsh treatment can disappoint her.

2.Tim hates sweets.Really.He can't even look at them without vomiting,so,before his life was ruined,he had asked his friends or family members to prepare any other dish instead of a birthday cake (once Alex,during their period of friendship in college,made a birthday tequila,getting a thick candle inside of the bottle and then breaking it into two pieces while it was still there and taking away any opportunity to get it out and drink the liquid,so Brian,who had bought it with the last few dollars he had in the pocket,was close to sticking the whole construction into his butt).

3.Wright is extremely afraid of Slenderman,LJ or any other entities,which "visit" their mansion sometimes.If in Slendy's case he has a serious trauma tied up with this bastard,the other ones just confuse his brain with their existence.It often leads to panic attacks or Tim getting stuck in the places,where he has tried to hide and then forgot,how to get out of there (like the cellar,the loft and even someone's wardrobe).

4.Since Korsakoff's Syndrome has the tendency to keep the patient stuck inside of one period of time without remembering anything other,that happened after or before it,Tim mostly thinks,that he is in the mental hospital during one of his stays after he has got lost from all the radars and before getting out of there to be found again by Jay,so he confuses other pastas with roommates and patients and LJ as something between his another hallucination and a nurse.There are only two things his sliced brain can't explain: why he's allowed to drink in the hospital big amounts of alcohol and why the fuck the refit looks so poorly made.

5.Sometimes Tim feels minutes of admiration towards Slenderman,which are built on the corpse of his previous blurry memories about him.The man feels gratitude because of the fact of him not hurting Wright during his lifetime physically and only abusing him psychologically.He has even shared with Helen one time,that he had a little of affection towards the entity's presence in his life and would be disappointed,if Slenderman stopped tormenting him in his hallucinations.

(🎭🔪)

1.Masky is the most arrogant piece of shit you can meet in the whole mansion.For some unknown reasons he counts himself as a higher vessel and the one Slenderman trusts the most,so he often behaves the way he knows everything better than anyone else after the faceless fucker: when you dare to make the smallest mistake,this guy will definitely correct you and add his opinion about the intelligence of your gene pool,if you've grown up with such a smooth brain.

2.He likes sweets.All the kinds of it,but actually he doesn't understand,why everybody counts cheesecake as his favourite dessert.It's not like Masky will refuse to try one,but the man also doesn't build any kind of cult around it.

3.Masky perfectly gets along with children: he knows,how to distract and entertain them,so it's never a problem for him to babysit Sally sometimes (even in spite of being too serious about her actions and acting like a grumpy old buffer).

4.Masky doesn't have any addictions unlike his host.Sometimes he can only smoke,if he's too nervous,but the alter always gets really irritated,when,during fronting,finds out,that Tim has smoked or drunk alcohol,because Masky thinks,that he's not the only one,who has to take care of the body's psychical state.

5.Actually,Masky's a pretty old fucker in Wright's system: he has started fronting from his early childhood.If we're getting deeper into the details,he was the first,who appeared,when Wright's trauma tied up with Slenderman's constant watching over him started progressing as the way to cope with his great fear of the entity.During all this years he has been always with his host,just slowly transforming into Masky,who serves Slendy,because he decided,that it was the safest way for them both.

(🎨🩸)

1.The reason,why Helen is hanging out with such a degraded layer of society,is the rake he has stepped on for a few times during his first done murders of his "killer career",which made him understand,that he should have been more careful with his killing plans and preferably get a patronage somewhere (as you understand,he found it under Slenderman's wing).

The main reason to stay in the mansion for Otis is to have the place to lie low in the case of danger,+ the cellar of his new home has already become his new stage to create the art because of having all the conditions for it.

2.Helen is very intelligent,and not only in the way of creating great plans and perfectly manipulating the living subjects of his interest,but the man's also deep in many topics.It's a paradise on the Earth to talk with him about just anything: music,literature,the problems of society or mythology of different nations.The way he thinks is fascinating,even in spite of the fact,that sometimes,due to his lack of understanding,how the feelings work,the painter's thoughts can seem robotic and empty.

3.Bullying,which happened to Helen at school,also shows the trauma effects of it in his behaviour,even despite being not that easy to notice.

He never tries to build bridges with other pastas,refuses to go to the missions with anyone as a partner and prefers to work alone.To say more,Helen eats not at the dinner table,but only at his work place.The man just feels... uncomfortable in any kind of company.The only way to get him is to talk only eye-to-eye.

4.The only person in the whole mansion Helen can stand is Tim,but it's more a scientifical interest than any type of normal relationship: the painter likes to pretend to be the man's mental hospital roommate,sometimes even his therapist,and test his mind,asking questions and answering the ones Wright gives him.It brings him a lot of pleasure and satisfies his interest.Helen also likes to talk to Masky himself,if he fronts in the mansion,but the alter is too bitchy,so their conversations are less interesting than with the host because of Masky's lack of interest towards them.

5.Helen has many other interests except fine art: for example,he can play a few musical instruments like the piano,the flute and the violin.He also has a great passion for theatre and enjoys watching the plays,the painter sometimes lets himself have in the towns or even states far away from the ones he's wanted in.

(🏚️📼(Brian))

1.The idea of communicating with each other through the little notebook was Brian's:he wanted to keep the thread between him and his alter,so he could create a slight kind of illusion of his control over the situations happening.

He always insists on Hoodie making the notes during his fronting and tries to be an example for him with his own ones about the day going,but the yellow shit uses the notebook only to mock Brian with his notes,like:"Shit","Goin to eat smn's ass",etc.

2.Brian can't bear any kind of pain: he's really sensitive in the way of every small wound and shouts at LJ,when he gets him "patched",because of the clown's medical treatment being too harsh.

When Brian gets the body prepared for the missions,he literally puts on an armour out of pads and masks.Not like he has any control over the body during the tasks,but he's the one,who's going to deal with all the traumas after he gets to the safe spot.

3.By the character,Brian is chill.Sometimes he can get a little bit shy,when new people appear in his life,but at all he's really cool to hang out with.

4.Brian is the only one,who shows interest in helping LJ with the mansion.In spite of his fear towards the soulless monster,he still tries to complete all the given by him orders in the household,understanding,that it will obviously help other pastas,including the ones,who can't take care of themselves.

5.Brian absolutely doesn't have any kind of survival instinct.It's like you can punch him into face,and he won't be able to,at least, prevent it by closing his face with hands,which shows how slow his reactions are.

(🏚️📼(Hoodie))

1.Since Hoodie can't show his concern through the words,he shows it with actions,as he does with Masky,who's the only one he tolerates.

If Masky is injured,Hoodie's the first to help him or to protect from the danger.It's not like there is any strong bond between the partners,but Brian's alter still cares enough about this stupid ass shit to do everything not to lose the only one he feels comfortable with.

2.The methods Hoodie uses to murder his victims are extremely violent and remind more of prolonged torment than a quick killing.He tries to keep his victims alive as long as it possible and even makes his partners terrified with his handling.

3.Hoodie hates the fact,that Brian keeps getting their limbs into knee or elbow pads, preventing the body from any harm during the missions.He gets turned on by the fact of hurting himself: he likes making his skin covered with wounds and getting fingers into the deep ones,sometimes he even jumps from high ledges,hoping to break one of his bones.Because of this type of handling the body,it has two fingers and five teeth missing and literally no nails on the right arm.

4.Seldom,Hoodie fronts in the mansion,and the first factor of it happening right in the moment is Brian's strange observations,which the man starts making out of sudden,standing in the doorway and listening to someone's conversation or even looking out of the least noticeable place, watching other pastas' activities.

Hoodie can't explain his interest to this type of behaviour: he just likes to observe,but he never takes any part in the whole scene of human emotions working.

5.The nickname "Hoodie" hasn't been given to the alter by his host personally or by Hoodie himself,but by other pastas (the tradition started by Clockwork).Just because of this fucker fronting only when Brian's on the mission wearing the only clothes he has and the mask (not something prepared to assign the switch between personalities: as a proxy committing crimes he has to cover his face anyway).

It's also important to notice,that Hoodie doesn't respond to his nickname,like a stupid cat,or,at least,prefers to ignore anyone,who calls him like this,so it has no sense in giving him any name 😭

That's all!:D

[sweetdispatch]

https://www.tumblr.com/lucedilunax/768841993471361024/hi-matt-rempe-x-sarcastic-and-savage-reader

I love it but I was thinking more of it becoming a frenemies with benefits kinda thing? Like, they pretend they can’t stand each other but there’s a lot of pining. Rumors go around the team that they’re fcking or have some history of it. Then one night they get too drunk at the bar celebrating a win and go home together. But it’s not dirty and rough like you’d think. It’s super sweet and slow and kinda sloppy but you can tell there’s a lot more there than just annoyance and denied attraction. Sweet whispers and gentle touches. Stuff like that

prompt list

You and Matt had a complicated relationship. You weren’t his biggest fan and vice versa. It all started when you were still in college and hooked up with him once. You thought there’s something between you two but he stopped talking to you. You tried to forget about him and it was working, until you started work in Hartford. You had lots of fun with guys until you saw the forward who came back from New York. It was none other than the guy who made you believe that you two can be together.

Everyone around you could feel the tension between you two but no one asked about it. They thought both of you need to spend more time together to get along. Until one of the guys found out the truth and spread it to the rest of the team. At first Matt hadn’t put the pieces together that you’re the college girl but when he heard guys questions about it, everything made perfect sense to him why you hate him so much. 

“Why didn't you tell me that we share a past?” He asked you.

“Are you serious? Why would I tell you that? Why would I embarrass myself again in front of you?” You laughed. 

“Well, it would be nice to know this from you and not the guys” He found back.

“First of all, call down…” 

“Don’t tell me to calm down” He interrupted you in the middle of the sentence.

“Second of all, that’s not my problem you don’t remember me” You shrugged and left him.

Matt was shocked. He didn’t know how to cope with that information. Now, all the time he was seeing you, all he could see was the situation. It was embarrassing for him because he regretted not talking to you after you two hooked up. You looked like you moved on and now, you’re just sarcastic towards him to make him feel bad about the situation. 

You went with the whole team to celebrate a very important win. The next day you all had free time so you got drunk. Matt got drunk too and found the bravery to approach you. 

“What problem do you have with me?” He asked you.

“You fucked me and later treated like one of the whores. I felt used by the way you left me without a fucking word. I thought you liked me but I guess you only wanted to get laid” You answered him honestly. You were too drunk to control yourself.

“I did it because I liked you. I didn’t want to ruin it and that’s why I kept my mouth shut after it. I know it was wrong and I’m sorry” 

“I don’t believe you” You sipped your drink. He took the drink from your hand and kissed you. Immediately you kissed him back. “Let’s go back to my place so you can show me how sorry you are” You knew you’re gonna regret this but at that moment you didn’t care. 

When you arrived in your apartment, Matt was kissing you while you were laying impatiently on the bed. You were tired of waiting. 

“Just put your dick in me” You stated.

“Who knew that you’re hiding such a dirty mind” He laughed.

The sex was sloppy. You two were way too drunk to know what to do. Matt was gentle with you and tried to show you as much affection as he could in his state. He was touching you like you’re a trophy. He couldn’t get enough of you. You enjoyed this side of him. He was whispering cute words into your ear. He worshipped your body. 

This was new to you. You never expected him to be that guy, especially after your first hookup. Matt paid attention to every inch of your body. Your orgasm hit you hard and Matt followed your lead. Two of you laid in bed way too drunk to talk but you were aware that awkward conversation was waiting for you and him.

[oakthefrog]

More EPIC staging ideas except I have no full song/verse ideas so have miscellaneous ones

>I love how each character has their own motif and instrument and how it shows their personality. To add to that in a stage production, each character has their own light colours/motifs or staging quirks (eg. Athena = blue flashing lights to the beat of the quick thought piano, Zeus = lightning like in the Ithaca Saga livestream, Telemachus having blue lighting to contrast with the suitors' red lights).

>Screen on the floor. As the stage floor even. Big ass screen (exclusively for Charybdis idc /silly). Screen on the back wall too, (think Ride The Cyclone) for things like the winions or changing scenery fast, without having to move too many props.

>Inspired by this. Floating. Island. For. Aeolus. one that floats around so they can sit on their little cloud and float around the clouds like in Gigi's KYFC animatic. Poseidon can use it in Ruthlessness and Ody can use it in 600 Strike. FLOATING. ISLAND.

>Actual boat. Inspired by this and this. ACTUAL BOAT PLEASE- (even if it's Ody having a little raft for the vengeance saga)

>Dancers can mimic waves ig? (the fact I'm decent at dance and choreography irl and CANNOT think of anything dance related other than "Hermes and Aeolus could have roller skates so the fast ppl go vroom vroom" (a take i've heard maybe 3-4 time before because it IS AWESOME) kills me-)

>Please. References to Odysseus's dead crewmates in The Underworld. Please. 2 ensemble members with matching armour that weren't in the crew for my boys Patroclus and Achilles, etc. LITTERALLY ANYTHING. A CRUMB.

>If the theory/HC that Ares helps Ody in 600 Strike and Odysseus are true or want to be implied further, then we can have Ares lurking in the bg of those scenes. (Hermes, Aeolus, any other gods/higher beings that could watch the show go down could be watching too, hell for "Odysseus" they could have them all watching on the little cloud and that can be in view for eagle-eyed viewers or in limited theatres.)

>Before the show starts/intermission/after it ends if there ever is a cut song saga they can play those songs while people move around, or if they rerecord the soundtrack for the stage release they can play the OG versions/demos of them for the og-fans (I stand by the fact that while they should try to get as many of the current actors on board with a stage production as possible, I assume not everyone can or will want to do that, so other castings could have to happen or songs could be changed (eg, There Are Other Ways: "12 long years", or other songs' lines could be changed for extra easter eggs/to fit in better with stage adaptations))

>Penelope's shroud could be seen in "The Challenge" and could have a few possible designs. So one night in one place it could be one referencing the Illiad, another time it could be the Olypians fighting Titans, or it could be a reference to how Odysseus's mother passed and she's weaving a funeral shroud for her. (Or slightly darker, could be implied it's for Penelope as that's how much she misses her husband)

>REUSE PROPS. During the cyclops saga the cave can be represented by an arch of stone that goes over the whole stage, think like the moving stairs in Hamilton, it's split into two halfs to hide it backstage easier and later in the "haha don't [off urself] i'd miss you" part of Love In Paradise, Ody could stand on one of those arches, as like a "all my regrets started with this set piece so i'll fcking throw myself off of it, just you watch-" /silly

...it's almost 11pm on a school night imma go now bye bye chat. (i'll draw up ideas for these at some point, if i have time between school and events :D)

[superineffable]

let me yap for a bit. i'm tired but have thoughts so i'm gonna let it out here.

i've been a member of dropout for only 5 months so far (been a fan longer but decided to buy a membership as a birthday gift to myself 💙 best gift ever) and i knew i wanted to get into d20 because i keep seeing out of context clips for it and i find them so funny even though i've never had any interest in dnd or any ttrpg content. so i started watching fantasy high because it was the first released season for d20 and because junior year was being posted/teased at the time. my thoughts were that by the time i finish the two seasons of fantasy high i could get to junior high in time for the finale. unfortunately, i did not expect to have my attention span challenged 💀

i loveee the characters (gorgug is so beloved to me) and i love the stories and the quests but sometimes the lore takes a serious turn for way too long than i can pay attention for and i zone out, so i'll be honest, there are parts of the story that i only piece together by context clues. but i enjoyed s1! and i'm still at s2. it's a bit harder to get through because there aren't any of the props or editing they had back then and it's a full livestream so i'm taking longer than i expected to get through the episodes. but i'm liking the story (though there are still some moments where i don't pay attention haha)

anyway! that really ruined my plan to watch junior high around the same time everyone else was watching it. prior to realizing junior year was ongoing, my plan was to watch the d20 shows in order of release, but, evidently, that isn't possible! i cannot pay attention despite wanting to 😭

i decided i'll finish fantasy high on my own time, put all the other d20 shows on hold because i cannot handle them together (i promise you, i don't think i fully understand the mechanics of the game yet). then watch one of the following once im done with junior year: dungeons and drag queen (cause i saw that clip of twyla and her thinking she's invisible), mentopolis (first d20 ep i watched when it was one free ep + i liked that clip of alex's character selling newspaper to a pretty aggressive man), starstruck odyssey (cause it sounds so cool), or a crown of candy (probably my first choice of the list, genuinely what i think would be my favorite based from clips i've seen of d20)

so tell me why d20 decided to do an action based story during a time in my life when i'm binging through action movies for no reason other than i felt like watching actions movies?! i had gone through the realization i didn't enjoy action movies as much if there's no comedy in it, so they really made sure to make an action comedy themed d20 show for me to enjoy (though i know brennan made it for izzy which makes this 100000x better). when i saw the trailer i kinda lost my mind, which was so weird because i genuinely haven't kept up with d20 shows except when i figured out which one was best to watch. then i made the decision to watch the first ep when it came out and i laughed so much 😭 it was the first d20 ep where i was genuinely devastated i finished an episode because it hit me that there isn't a next one until the next week. and then i was again devastated because it was only going to run for a couple of episodes 😭😭

but i am soooo obsessed with nsbu! paula is my everything and izzy plays her so wonderfully i am laughing as much as all the players when i'm listening to the show which is not good since i listen at work 😃 there's still very tiny moments where i get lost but i get swept up in the action again and it's soooo fcking cool and funny and i love all the characters so much oh my god im so happy there's another episode soon sjfhwknskks this really ruined my plans to watch everything in order, but i cannot hate it. i love this show so much.

i'm still watching sophomore year in between! almost donee !!! because i'm watching ally playing on nsbu & sophomore year at the same time, i really get the comments that are amused about the irony of ally being the one to keep the table on track. (actually wanted to watch d20 shows in order of release because i liked seeing someone's growth in learning a skill and wanted to see ally slowly get better at playing, but this is real good too.)

ok this went on too long i am Exhausted now. i really just wanted to say how much i love nsbu and that it's given me a whole new appreciation for d20 & other ttrpg (even though i think they mentioned they've done something different mechanics-wise)! if there's anyone who also wants to enjoy this veryyy long shows but get lost in the deep lore or the serious moments sometimes pls give nsbu a try because this is one of the most fun things i've watched in a while 💛

edit: also very cute i'm watching d20 live and they keep saying "when you're here, you're family" and i keep hearing nsbu saying "la familia" in my head

[dalsrealities]

⌞𝓓ALILA𝓗⌝

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎.

about ⸝⸝ my realities ⸝⸝ pinterest ⸝⸝ instagram

𝓐BOUT ⟢ 𝓜YSELF

Hheelloooo!!!! i'm Dal (actually Elena but in my dr im Dalilah so we'll keep it that way...) i'm fifteen, soon i'll be sixteen so don't worry! i'm Argentinian but i'll speak in English since i can't find spanish people in here, sadly.

im just a teenager, a girl, woman, uh, and human!! i listen to different genres of music because i cant decide which one i like, and since i am chronically in the internet i hear anything and everything. i'm a weirdo but not because i'm pretty normal (???.

i can be everything, literally. it's a CURSE, but anyways. part of me screams nerd, weirdo (if i didn't mention that before), stupid, BUT, another part screams icon, it girl, the most chic and bohemian bitch you'll ever see. it's up to yall what you think of me, so.

𝓓alilah's favorites & 𝓜ore

────୨ৎ──── 𝓢eries

yall, let me introduce you to the best fcking series yall are gonna witness in your disastrous lifes: 𓇼 Dexter: do i even have to explain myself? it's giving assassin x sunshine (only between him and Rita ofc cs Lila is buried deep in hell for me). 𓇼 Prison break: i swear to god, michael scofield is to DIE for. even if the actor's gay in real life, we don't judge. 𓇼D.P: i finished this thing in like, a day or two. I am THE binge-watcher queen. i'm not playing.

────୨ৎ──── 𝓕ilms

Then movies, the pianist; shattered my heart in MILLION pieces, the pursuit of happiness; i cried myself to sleep the night i watched it because i felt bad for the lil kid, pulp fiction; idk i watched i with my dad, it's a classic in my family, and lastly, the assassin; im a HUGE fan of the smiths, so you can tell i really enjoyed it.

────୨ৎ────𝓜usic

yall i swear to GOD i have over a thousand of different favorite artists and genres, i literally forget all of them when i have to mention them. but here i go! 𓇼 Aespa: i'm into kpop like im into fish -im allergic to fish-, but somehow, aespa managed to pull me into their world. man, i don't know what them song have, they just too good. 𓇼 Queen: roger taylor's number one fan since a child. do not argue with me right now. 𓇼 NewJeans: or whatever they're called now because something happened with Hybe i think. i don't know, same with aespa. genuinely love them. 𓇼 The Cardigans, The Smiths, The Clash, every band with "the" honestly. me and my family have always been into sad 80's music.

Yall im making this too long, im a certified yapper

𝓢hifting 𝓙ourney

i started "shifting" in 2020, question marks because i actually never shifted at that time, yall the mis-information was CRAZY back then.

i left it because i took like, a break, between 2021 and 2022, got back at it in 2023 but only did scripts. i was honestly just focused on renovating my information with the right one, 2024 i was lazy but i did try some methods. BUT, on 2025 i WILL shift, on God itself and his baby mama and his small cute baby.

OKAY I HOPE YALL LIKE ME BECAUSE I SPENT A LOT TRYNA WRITE THIS DOWN (i genuinely have zero creativity to write. im probably the most boring person in Tumblr)

⌞𝓓ALILAH'𝓢 ⟢ 𝓡EALITIE𝓢⌝

𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕, 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕.

────୨ৎ──── outer banks dr

just needed my teenage romance mixed with the beach life. honestly 10/10 (haven´t shifted yet but we're getting there!!) ⤷ s/o: JJ, duh.

────୨ৎ──── gossip girl dr

so, i just wanted drama at the moment i scripted this reality -i still want the drama guys-. wanted to be a diva and dress with chic/bohemian clothes. ⤷ s/o: Nate Archibald, i apologized to both Serena and Blair...

────୨ৎ──── true beauty dr

girl i became so obssessed with seojun after i watched this series -i still am-. i scripted this reality also because it seemed so cool (even tho it's kinda cringey...), i don't know, leave me alone⤷ s/o: seojun, of couuurseee

────୨ৎ──── fame dr

i just love being famous, the idea of being an icon. i just love being a cunty diva. i scripted that i can like, do whatever what i want so i don't get lots of scandals. i know i'd be a very controversial celebrity ⤷ s/o: none, sadly. i just wanted it to flow, so i could be with whoever i wanted 😈

𓇼 whats in my fame dr bag 𓇼 makeup routine

────୨ৎ──── ballerina dr

girls i just wanna achieve my childhood dream. i used to do ballet but i quit when i was 11. WORST DECISION SO FAR. when i tell you im stiff, i mean it. i lost so much elasticity omg.⤷s/o: an invented man because no boy could ever meet my awesome standards

𓇼 whats in my ballet bag

────୨ৎ──── soloist dr -kpop-

idk guys just wanted to. i really dont know what to say. i don't even listen that much kpop, i just think the dances are super fun. like, giselle in the middle in whiplash, girl that was so hard i went FERAL. ⤷ s/o: cha eunwoo/woo dohwan, i cannot decide

𓇼 stage makeup routine

okay so that's allllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!! im so excited to do this wtf??? i just wanna blog about my dr ant stuff. i wanna be cool like all the other bloggers on here

[themoonandtosaturn]

🍓 intro post 🍓

hi i'm bea, welcome my loves <3

(previously known as beataylorsversion)

"weren't we the stars in heaven, weren't we the salt in the sea?" - adrianne lenker

Pinterest Archive of Our Own

🍓 minor, she/her, gryffindor, i mainly post about marauders stuff they are my babies and take up way too much of my life, fav fic: ahb, lily evans and remus lupin kinnie, fav album is midnights, dancer (sometimes i'll post ballet stuff), heartstopper, fav flowers: tulips, sometimes i write rosekiller microfics i'm gunna try and write more, huge nerd i love dnd espically dimension 20 in particular fantasy high

🍓 music: taylor swift (ofc), maisie peters, gracie abrams, girl in red, boygenius, noah kahn, lana del ray, artic monkeys, beeadobee, inhaler, britney spears, david bowie, the beetles, amy winehouse, the smiths, stevie nicks, marinia, conan gray, laufey, billie ellish, fleetwood mac, lucy dacus, radiohead, the smashing pumpkins, noahfinnce, wet leg, julien baker, florence + the machine, adrianne lenker, the last dinner party, bastille, chappel roan, harry styles, tv girl, phoebe bridgers, lizzy mcalphine, ruel, olivia rodrigo, renee rapp, mckenna grace, cave town, beach bunny

🍓 films/tv shows/musicals: arcane, gilmore girls, heartbreak high, heartstopper, into/across the spiderverse, 10 things i hate about you, clueless, meangirls, but i'm a cheerleader, inventing anna, end of the fcking world, virgin suicide, i am not ok with this, everything sucks, agggtm, young sheldon, wild child, titanic, heathers, mean girls the musical, hamilton, dead poets society, little women, pride and prejudice

🍓books: the virgin suicides, the bell jar, they both die at the end, little women, girl in pieces, pride and prejudice, agggtm, acotar, the places i cried in public, hunger games, the picture of dorian gray, one last stop, nick and charlie, radio silence, solitare, jane eyre, legends and lattes, better than the movies, the women in me

(no NSFW, i am a M I N O R so creeps stay away)

🍓 just a few lovely people who's blogs you should totally check out: moony to my padfoot @thebrokentreehouse, long distance little sister @imsiriuslycool, marlene to my dorcas @irism00ny, james to my lily @fallintomidnight

currently reading: the handmaids tale - maragaret atwood

currently listening: funeral - phoebe bridges

(omg this took me way long ahh, but thank you for stopping by, i love you all)