#I GENUINELY SCREAMED
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milocholy · 7 months ago
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Images from the steam listing for The Long Dark 2 (Blackfrost)
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thou-shall-fucketh-off · 1 year ago
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the way I thought this was a hannigram manga
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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 8 months ago
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ari this is your sign to start playing on the jp server
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. HOW COULD YOU DO TJIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK BIBI 😭😭😭😭😭 FOX MAMA? ARE THEY INSANE??????????????
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hotheadedhero · 1 year ago
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Just did a bit of a morning shop before work today and I saw these puppies
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They were the last two and practically staring me in the face. I just had to, my gut was telling me I'd get lucky
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Okay, Shredder. That's pretty neato. Onto the next one~
AHH AHHAH AHH OMG OMG SCREAMING FSBFSUGBJGBVDGJGJ I HAVE NO WORDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I GOT MY BOOOOYYYYYYYY HAPPY DAYS!!!!! MY GUT WAS RIGHT HOLY CHEESE!! I CANT BELIEVE MY LUCK THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
Moral of the story? Give in to your impulse buys
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pessimisticrunawaygalaxy · 2 years ago
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THE SCREAM I SCRUJMPT???????????
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pyrus-salicifolia · 4 months ago
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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.
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warden-commander-shepard · 7 months ago
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! ISABELAS HERE!!! OH MY GODDDDDD
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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mike-wachowski · 3 months ago
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im sorry but when the first snowflakes started falling the fucking dread i felt. the pit in my stomach. they have to survive another winter and they have none of the unity they started with. i am gouingh to pass ouut
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xpurplepiex · 5 months ago
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found out about the existence of this pairing like a month ago and im already in love with these two <33
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zorangezest · 2 months ago
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mother. mother the children yearn for more humanformers soundwave.
it’s a game night!
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soundwave has a realllyyyy good setup so the kids come over for game nights!
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uncanny-tranny · 8 months ago
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I guess what gets me about fatphobia is seeing someone literally recovering from addiction and gaining weight being framed as a bad thing because a substance use problem that is eating you from the inside out is preferable so long as you are twenty pounds lighter.
It has never been about people's health.
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charl0ttan · 3 months ago
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i bet making music is really fun if you already know how to make music
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lockandkeyblade · 5 months ago
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Not so Fun Anymore
Gotham is good for a lot of reasons. Excessive amounts of death leading to a lot of ambient ectoplasm, a (mostly) quiet ghost population, and enough problems that Danny could have his slice of the Obsession with protection cake and eat it, too.
There's also Red Hood.
He's not exactly sure what the man is yet. Excessively Liminal or Revenant or some kind of halfa, but that is, admittedly, part of the attraction. Red Hood finds him when he's flying close to the roof tops of Crime Alley-- one moment Phantom is flying through the air, the next there's a hand around his wrist that slams him down into the concrete. Pinning him beneath a body that's got more bulk than his little undead body will ever have.
And... he's a halfa. In that moment, he is strictly more ghost than human, and what Red Hood just did? It's an invitation. An open house opportunity to have some tussles, communicate with the undead like he's used to. So he phases out from underneath the man, chuckling quietly to himself, and pins him right back.
This escalates. This escalates drastically.
Because Red Hood seems to have it out for him now. It takes Phantom far too long to realize that they aren't playing the same game, and by the time he does the Not A Game has culminated into being shot at and grabbed and pinned down the second Red Hood registers him in the vicinity.
He doesn't mind that part. He doesn't mind being held down with another man panting heavily into his ear, and he doesn't think Red Hood is protesting that, either.
But Red Hood seems to find him no matter where he is, these days. And it's still escalating. They're starting to fall off rooftops, several storeys at a time. And though the bullets are honestly useless, there's something... not good, when Red Hood solely aims for places that would likely down a human and stop them from getting back up.
It starts to become worrying. Then, it stops being fun. It stops being fun the day Red Hood comes across him in his human form.
At least he genuinely seems freaked out about the blood staining Danny's shirt, thanks to the bullet he just put in his shoulder.
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fishcake05 · 3 months ago
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I’m SO COOKED🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀also btw ppl need to invest more into Kai falling for laurie first then laurie falling WAYYY HARDER for Kai i sound crazy CRAZY I WAS CRAZY ONCE
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prettysureimlost · 7 months ago
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two angles of the most important moment of all time
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