#I HATE SCHOOL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[starstickerzzz]

Ight bet hold on,

1: complicated but mostly no

2: my dying grandma I’m currently leaving the hospital for the night

3: y e s

4: y e s s s

5: TAKEN !!

6: dramatically

7: edible cookie dough from da hopital cafe

8: I’m really good at skateboarding hatchet throwing (won a contest actually) and shooting hoops surprisingly

9: yessss bruh I straight up tear my fingers apart

10: bout a month ago I believe

11: my gf of five years 😏💝

12: I have severe insomnia I’ve stayed up longer

13: oh fuck yes I do!! 😋✨‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥

14: yeah all my loved ones who keep dying lol

15: Yee!!! Quite a few in my house but the one that’s officially mine is my leopard gecko and technically the fatass weirdly smart hamster named adolf hamster is mine now too since I’m the only one who takes care of him and plays and holds him so mi hermano said he’s mine now 💀

16: frustrated and exausted as fuvk also OW OW OW OW CHRONIC PAIN WHAT THE FUCK

17: …mayyyybbeee…

18: nope! :3

19: YESSSS AAAGHHH unless the universe exploded idk

20: gfs house also I had to use Alexa to figure out wtf that meant lol it said “to kiss and cuddle” so I hope that what u meant by that :b

21: try to keep my gammy , great gammy and aunt from killing eachother or themselves and try not to lose my shit despite the horrrors

22: my n da waif have considered adopting children when we get married and comfortable together n shit (asa foster victim who is great with kids it would be good I think) also I have a lot of emotionally adopted kids lolz

23: I’ve got a vertical libret and have been stabbed if that counts LMAOOO

24: art, creative writing,phycology, and general science and English I’d say (when I was in school)

25: absolutely quiet a few people fs

26: Wendy’s borger 😔💔

27: romantically? Yes I’ve had to reject a lot of people (mostly men) cuz for sum reason people crush on me a lot and it sucks cuz I’m a very taken lesbian and hate having to make people sad but I’m pretty good at being nice about it. In general? Never on purpose but probably ig??? Idk I’ve been through a lot so idk maybe

28: nope! Been with the best wife in the whole universe since like middle school so :D

29: I sure hope not but you’d have to ask @skelebab ig ? (Mi Bonita Estrella 😼✨)

30: so fucking much but mostly having to be my family’s constant therapist and dealing with my ggma in the hospital and everyone have insane angst with eachother and it being my problem all the time cuz im the only one who can help :”)

31: yuh

32: sunset colors !!

33: maybe a lil yeah but not as bad as you’d think considering my past so that’s cool

34: fucked up distorted trauma nightmare don’t wanna talk to much abt it tbh 💀

35: my grandma Anne yesterday

36: sometimes if but not a whole lot idk

37: for me probably forget if I can but I usually can’t do either very well

38: welllll…maybe second best? First getting out of residential hell was the best Fs but now shit sucks again but it’s not as bad as before as every other year was literally just violent amounts of constant trauma 😭😭😭

39: idk i think it was elementary school though if that even counts if not then middle school with da waif

40: hell naw

41: ur mom- I MEAN UHHHH…sushi, ramen, or Wendy’s tbh but I have arfid so foods hard to eat or like most of the time either way 😔💔

42: it can feel like that sometimes ig but im very atheist so ehhh

43: I can’t even remember I just passed the fuck out at some point on the couch after not sleeping at all for like 3 days 💀

44: ???no tf???

45: nahhh I go pretty out of my way to be kind asf unless you really really really hurt me or a loved one first in which case veryyyy

46: lost count tbh but I don’t start fights I’ve just learned how to finish them after so much violent bs

47: not in a spiritual way but I would call my gf that fs

48: fall weather in general or aesthetic ass grey days

49: no not reallly but it’s good for photography

50: helllllllll yeah that’s the plan!

51: if my gf did id probably die a bright red melty mess

52: the few people I truly give a shit about anymore and my hyperfixations

53: I’ve done that to many times to do it again unless I ran away or some shit but I’d probably go back to jade if I did

54: no

55: tell they ass hell naw

56: yes actually I have 2

57: a really zesty gay nurse guy from da hopital he was really cool

58: gammy

59: naw

60: yes yea yea yes yes yes yes ye s yesusysysyys

(U messed up the numbers btw but it’s chill)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[achromatophoric]

Achromatophore (n.)

[ak-ruh-mat-uh-fawr]

from Greek prefix a- “not” + Latinized form of Greek khrōma “color” + Greek phoros “bearing, bearer”

literal : bearing no color

: pigment cell expressing no hue : bearing only black, gray, or white

: derived from chromatophore, “pigment cell in an animal”

: the owner of this blog who was born in the 80’s and writes short, (hopefully) humorous Wenclair drabbles

also : achromatophoric (adj.), “of or relating to achromatophore”

🔽 Inconsequentional Information 🔽

[Warnings: Contains mention of racism, harassment, non-graphic detail of injuries, and some mature themes related to lifestyle. It’s also L O N G.]

Hi. 👋 I’m aware that my handle is a mouthful, so feel free to use “Achro” [ak-ruh]. The name stems from my love of cephalopods 🐙 (and their astounding color-changing abilities) and the fact that, despite efforts to introduce colors, I am most comfortable wearing (and drawing in) black and white.

This blog is where I post Wenclair short fics (in the format of Incorrect Quotes) almost daily since 6/14/24. I like to imagine that they’re funny, and I hope you think so too.

‼️Warning‼️ The rest of this is long and exceedingly personal, so please feel free to find better ways to enjoy your time. Like reading a fanfic and leaving the author a comment.

What the heck are you?

I’m AMAB, born in the 80’s. I’ve come to identify as demimale, but that’s me settling until I have the mental energy and capacity to focus on myself again. I still experience periodic bouts of gender dysphoria and in general feel like my masculinity is something I wish I could shed.

My exact age is not explicitly stated because I am afraid of age discrimination. Growing up as a minority (Asian) with androgynous/effeminate features in a conservative town meant I’ve already experienced discrimination.

For an entire year of high school, I was “harmlessly” terrorized every day when walking home from the bus stop. Just a car full of boys from my suburb making a game of not hitting the minority kid with their car door as they sped by.

The rev of an engine. Boy laughter closing in at speed. Adrenaline. Fear. And the slam of the car door shutting moments before impact. Sometimes with a few beats to spare. Sometimes with nearly none.

Cue resigned relief.

I have been called by slurs. I’ve had gum in my hair, my shoes pissed on, my family mailbox filled with shaving foam and my front door both stink and smoke bombed. In middle school, I was even stoned after getting off the bus to walk home, but I’m not sure if that was racism at the time. The perpetrator did grow up to be a raging bigot, so maybe?

It wasn’t too bad. Just a small scar on the back of my head. I tried to crawl home immediately after and made it down the sidewalk and halfway across the road into a cul-de-sac before a friend returned with an adult. I like to imagine the reactions of the kids waiting for the bus the next morning. Head wounds bleed, so I had inadvertently left a red trail the entire way.

The stain lasted a week. California sun baked it in.

It improved after high school, except for a brief period in college in the South. The worst of that wasn’t directed specifically at me. A Chinese exchange student was shot in the back of the head at around 11pm, in a safe part of town, while on a pay phone calling his parents. It was a hate crime, but the news glossed over that.

So, yeah. Discrimination sucks. I’ve been called slurs for race and people’s assumptions about both my sexuality and gender. I’ve been terrorized, injured, degraded, touched, and made to feel very afraid. And you know what? I’m a lucky one! I wasn’t AFAB, even if I feel I should’ve been.

There. That’s why I fear age discrimination. It’s not hard to figure out my age, but I wasn’t about to welcome discrimination. Before starting this blog, I already saw unfair treatment of 30+ year old authors and fans. I was the target of two online predators in my teens, so I can certainly relate to why people are protective.

So after a year of posting with no complaints outside of a handful of trolls, I thought that maybe, just maybe, people didn’t care about my age. That the fandom focused on the non-canon ship of a young queer couple—from a show with themes of learned acceptance and fighting bigotry, based on a character originally played by an actress very close to my age—appreciated my brain rot for what I intended it to be:

Short snippets to help people laugh because omgwtf, things are SO not funny in the world right now.

To my delighted relief (and which kind people have been reminding me of), I am largely successful. The discrimination still does hurt for more reasons than I’ve explained here, but that’s okay. I’ve gotten through it before, and this time, there’s people out there who are nice enough to offer support. 👋😌

Uh. That’s it? What about—

Oh. Shoot. The stuff I haven’t covered. Um. I’m demisexual, lately bordering on asexual. I’ve been happily married for 12 years now to a historically RAGING LESBIAN who made an exception for androgynous little me (and possibly toxic werewolf biker dudes, judging from her reading list 🫢).

Our friends remark that we’re an odd match. Before age sank its teeth, she was aggressively sexual, while I wasn’t. At kink parties she’s the enthusiastic participant, while I’m the chatty pretty ace-ish person in the corner, cracking silly comments and killing boners. At a party themed 70’s Porn Industry Awards, my wife won “Causes Most Fear Boners” while I ended up with “2nd Best Asian”. 😑

We shouldn’t work, but we do, and that’s largely because our humor and silliness mesh. Yay me!

My household includes at least 1 Achromatophore, 1 awesome wife, 2 roommates (married), 2 dogs, 1 turtle, several frogs, 1 large constrictor, numerous assorted fish, sea anemones, and assorted marine and land arthropods. There were also 2 cats, but they’ve passed on.

Cool. So… Wenclair?

I love the fanon! I enjoyed Wednesday the show, but outside of Ortega’s performance and the aesthetic styling, I wasn’t too impressed. What doomed me to my fate was when, after finishing the final episode at the end of 2022, I asked my wife the fateful question.

Me: Do you think anyone else felt the chemistry between Wednesday and Enid?

Her: Prolly.

So I checked AO3 the same night, sorted by kudos, and have been reading Wenclair fanfics ever since. And to be honest, I’m more of a fan of the Wenclair fanon than I am the show. The hundreds upon hundreds of fics have helped me to process so many different things that I had been ignoring.

It gave me the opportunity to experience what life could have been like were I born differently, through characters I found familiar and comforting, and set largely in the same timeframe as when I was at my most miserable. It’s been a safe place for me, and I’m thankful for it.

Fast forward a year. I started leaving comments. An author befriended me. They encouraged me to write. And… so I did. Every day. Twice a day. Sometimes more. I had never written for others to read, so it was all scary at first, but now? Now it’s amazing.

I’ve been writing because it makes me happy. It reminds me that I can still be creative even after the pain in my hands made me largely give up sculpting and drawing. It helps me to cope when things get difficult. It helps me to share my joy when things are better.

This absurd blog has allowed me, an exhausted dork and often reclusive hermit (fuck you Pandemic), to slowly begin making connections again, and to share my brand of inanity with others who enjoy the same fandom.

There! That’s it for now. Maybe I’ll add more later, but I am so behind on work and omg omg I have a work call in like 15 mi—

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[soup-scope]

i feel you cause bro i might as well just be god’s strongest sorcerer for how these last two weeks are going

i am gods special little bumble bee i was not built for the sheer amount of stress that is excreted from my body

[piccololiker]

love seeing single slug dads in stem ❤️

[mouwriter]

making an originals version to this bc I like the concept <3

Star Wars originals main characters reacting to reader with a new haircut!!

characters: Luke, Leia, Han

Luke Skywalker

This sweet boy... I'm so sorry but he does NAWT notice at first

Dw, he gets it in a few moments though

He's like... something's different...

And then he's like !!! OH!!!

His initial reaction is just pointing it out, not really complimenting it

But he compliments it right after, trust 🙏

Honestly he doesn't really care for appearances, but he's happy that you felt confident enough to try something new

He's also down to hear the lore regarding why you cut it if it wasn't a mere stylistic choice

He's a little messy like that, he likes a little gossip every now and again

On that note, if he ever hears someone talking shit about your new haircut, he is SPRINTING at FULL SPEED (/hj) to find you and tell you what they said, but assures you he doesn't agree with what they said at all

Leia Skywalker

MY QUEEN RAAHHHH <33

Sorry I'll resume the hcs

Notices right away, but doesn't say anything

She'll make it very obvious that she's staring though

If you don't bring it up first, she'll try hinting at the subject

"You know, I've been thinking of trying something new with my hair."

Smirks when you finally catch on; she's ready to hear the story of why you cut it

After you give her what she was after, she tells you that you look fantastic :]

She'll always welcome a bold surprise, and what's more bold than a totally new haircut?

Tells you (not a question) that she's gonna try styling it herself sometime

You don't have a say in the matter, but you'll look AMAZING

Like, so good that you'll probably end up asking her to style it again

Han Solo

Oooh I hate him. He's gonna start talking to you then stop mid sentence when he notices your hair

"So what's the situation on—hey, what's with the hair?"

Does he look at you a little nasty? Yeah. Is he gonna apologize? No. Does he actually think it's that bad? ...No, but don't tell anyone

Will spend the rest of the day poking fun at you and giving you teasing nicknames

Honestly, not even the rest of the day—welcome to the next several weeks

Just pray that none of those nicknames become permanent

But, like I said, he doesn't actually think it's bad

He actually finds himself liking it more and more, but he's never gonna tell you

Maybe it slips through accidentally in one of his "clever" nicknames, though

Like he'll call you "pretty hair" or smth

But he's too proud to ever go back on being a hater

[pooptrongnee]

HELP😭😭😭

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[sky-100xx]

SOME ART DUMP OF MY OC'S ‼️🗣️

(Sorry for not posting😭)

Here a song I been listening to :p‼️

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I did welding too I have to say I was horrible here are some pictures though!

Your welding is much better Ansley smoother I had no clue what I was doing as the teacher wasn't too good at showing in details how to do it!

Those welds honestly aren't bad!!!

You say you were doing them in highschool? It's honestly super cool you got to start that early!! But if it's a high school class, I can definitely imagine how a teacher may not give enough demonstration before throwing you into the frey

I mean, I'm in a college class and even my teacher doesn't give me enough demonstration-- I got two seconds of him showing me brazing and then I was given the torch and flux 😭

Anyway, for all you were given, I'm actually impressed‼️‼️ Especially with pic #2, #6, and #7‼️ Most of those pics are better than I've seen from some of my more advanced classmates so even if your welds aren't the best, they're at least up there 🙏🙏

[mimiikw0]

Johncole for my matching custom pins I wasn't planning on posting here but I don't like being dead so

Tomorrow is my NCAE exam I really don't know what t do there but good luck to me

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[emvss]

someone save me from this fuckass school bro i dont wanna be here💔💔💔🙏🙏🙏 (im gonna end up skipping on my phone at like advisory or lunch or something expect a post around 1:10)

[freak1demon69]

I might have to go to school tomorrow (couldn’t get my graduation stuff bc the line was gratuitous and I had to turn in my Chromebook first)

[smth-burned]

Why is school a thing guys☹️☹️😔😔

[theprestigegirly]

controversial post from me but like,,,

when did people start bashing the romance genre again as if reading romance means you’re less intelligent and to be a proper respected reader you have to read classics like???? isn’t it just good that people are still reading at all???? read what you like?????

it’s like you wouldn’t watch a tv show that bored you because it was “technically good” (and if u do like what are you doing with your precious hours it’s a bloody tv show) so why would you bash someone for not reading some long ass sad deep thinking book they don’t wanna read???

like i promise a whole generation is not losing language skills because they want to read a cute romance and not like,,,,, depressing miserable stuff

[moe-broey]

I feel like it's worth saying there's multiple reasons Moe is Like That. Unfortunately, I can't elaborate too much there.

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[the-knife-consumer]

Getting to that point in allergies where it's not even snot anymore it's just cold water. Make it stop