#I HATE smc
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(from left to right) their names are Rice Pudding, Milkshake and Mascarpone
Rice Pudding and Milkshake carry out elaborate heists including a lot of costume changes and theft in Parfaedia because they can. And Mascarpone is a sphinx because you know smc beast of knowledge or whatever and her other dad is a black panther polymorph and I do what I want
And Rice Pudding is an aspiring rockstar/metal band player bc I wanted him to be on stage... differently. There's lots of things you can do on a stage. And metal is one of them.
torturing smc with the joys of parenthood /silly

#I HATE smc#but#I will create him a bunch of kids with a made-up-on-a-whim beast cookie oc or whatever#my mind works too much sometimes I have to get the ideas out of my system as a one-time non-canon just silly oneshot thing#sits in the corner of shame#uhm plz ignore the fact Rice Pudding... doesn't look like rice pudding I just needed lactose related names for at least one or two of them#and the beast oc's name being Risotto uhm well uhm#HEY I DO WHAT I WANT ACTUALLY /silly#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk oc#cookie run ocs#shadow milk cookie#<- only tagging him bc its supposed to be his kids or whatever#Mascarpone is supposed to be closer to Risotto. Milkshake to Shadow Milk. And Rice Pudding an even mix despite the emo transition#crk beasts#crk beast oc#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#oc art#ocs#crk ocs#SMTH Idk if I'll do something with them or anything or whatever I JUST NEED THEM OUT OF MY HEAD ATM#smc crk#shadow milk#crk shadow milk cookie
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didn't expect that small comic to get so much notes... 1k of them, even... shadouw milk isn't even my most favoritest but uhm... thank u guys orz
have a doodle that i did a weekb ago
i hope u know that jester hasn't let go of that damn hand in the first drawing
#what having friends does to a mf#my artstyle morphs everytime i use a diff brush i apologize#anyway i think smilk doesn't like hugs. none of the beasts do anyway#tight spaces bad :( that damn tree..#pv hugs very loosely so he's like. tethering close to the edge ig#he still hates it but its like. miles warmer than whats it like in the tree#never let holly give smc one of her tight hugs he WILL fling her to the sun#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#shadownilla#shadowvanilla#puremilk#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#cookie run kingdom#crk#my doodles
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Smth smth Eternal Sugar and Shadow Milk are foils smth smth Eternal Sugar doesn't deny she needs HB, while Shadow Milk denies he needs PV
#i hate these gay freaks so much#like u dont understand#I love how ESC dont even try to hide she's pathetic#like yeah girl do your thing!#while smc is dying in the corner of his own mistakes#cookie run kingdom#talking🪞#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#eternalberry#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#hollysugar
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Shmilk doodles from memory then using a ref lol I'd threatened to draw his ass pregnant if bro kept refusing to show up in my gacha pulls
as you can see he took too long (He showed up eventually afterward but I'm just gonna hit him with the pregnancy beam again lolollolololol)
#if anyone throws a fit over the implied ShadowVanilla/PureShadow ship I'm gonna block you#this fandom has been terrible with the ship hate I've noticed#and I won't deal with it lol I'm too old for the bullshit#so be nice#or scroll and move on#thank youuu#anyway#GET PREGNANT BITCH#my art#digital art#art#fanart#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk fanart#smc crk#mpreg
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me after making art for the 5 other eldershadow fans!!
I WAS GONNA COLOUR IT FULLY BUT I GOT LAZY 😭😭 (band handwriting goes crazy)
#crk#crk fanart#doodle#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#smc#smc crk#elder faerie cookie#elder faerie crk#elder faerie x shadow milk#eldershadow#shadowfaerie#gay men#old men yaoi#doomed yaoi#pre corrupted shadow milk#i hate gay people#i love them sm
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How do you draw smc in a non-zesty way. well THERE'S NO WAY!!HES ALWAYS ZESTY!! I hate him so muc I hope he gets thrown into a snake pit custard cookie iii IS SUPERIOR, be grateful i even drew you stupid BLUE jester
#art#doodles#fyp#art style#cookie#crk#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#smc crk#shadow milk#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk cookie crk#i hate him#jester#blue#hard to draw:(#no custard cookie for today i feel to lazy.#HES SO BLUE STOP.#tagstagstags#fypppppppppppppppppppppppppp#bbbblalaoaoalaoaopapaal#blah blah blah#i talk alot#are you even reading these tags#well i thought so#i hope he BURNS#stupid little face#need to reach max tags#maxtags
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smilk,,,,,,,
more concepts and rambles under cut
No weird swirly overlay version :]
I’m trying to draw more fanart now that I’m in my self indulge Art and I’m actually really proud of how I rendered this! I think I really stepped up my rendering! What a month of art block does to a guy lmao
anyways, I’m gonna try and get my head cannons for his beast form out soon, I’m really excited for how his beast form is coming out so here’s a very early concept!!
I got most inspo for the wolf in sheep’s clothing comments he makes and such! I know most people draw him as a wolf but I really like the idea too lol I tried to also add in some details of his original dragon version into the design as well so I’m hoping to add more as I go through my concepting process
original concept:

if you have an suggestions lmk!! I’d be happy to add them!!
Also also! Anyone is free to take inspo from my fanart, if you see me do something you like feel free to add it! You don’t have to credit but I’d love to see what you do! So please do!!
until next time folks!!
#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart#shadow milk cookie fanart#smk crk#smc crk#shmilk#sm cookie#shadowmilk#why are there so many shadowmilk tags wtf please#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#anyways smilk#I hate him <3 he so annoying godbless#Cybers-art-train
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shadow milk from memory doodle (i dont draw him nearly enough to make it look accurate...)
#i hate this freak but like affectionately#from memory#lazy art#ugly art#doodles#art#fanart#cookie run art#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart#smc crk
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what if.. jax from circus was... shadow milk.. cookie..
#jax#tadc#tadc jax#jax tadc#i hate jax#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#smc crk#sm crk#sm cookie#i hate shadow milk cookie also#based off a headmate
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Ignore the terrible awful quality


bought a 500 dollar iPad so I could learn to draw better and immediately started drawing this FREAK.
#crk#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#shadow milk crk#ibispaint my beloved#ibis paint x#I love having a stylus#I hate my bank account numbers#Shadow milk cookie#smc crk
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I hate shadow milk cookie so fucking much that I have his name blocked on tumblr and pinterest. I need more angry pure vanilla cookie content, I want to feel his anger radiate through my laptop screen like that man deserves a better crashout than what we were given.

I kid you not I hate his bitchass with a passion.
#.io#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk mention#crk pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla cookie#i love pure vanillq cookie#my pvc pipe#shadow milk cookie#smc crk#urgh#hate this guy#means we posting another edit#take a guess who it is
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I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow Milk the cookie is a bitch ass motherfucker, he psychologically tortured my fucking healer. That's right! He took his Milk Cookie fuckin' staff out and he manipulated my fucking Vanilla Cookie, and he said his Soul Jam was *thiiiis* powerful, and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a call out post on my Tumblr dot com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a powerless Soul Jam. It's like the power of this bear jelly except WAY less. And guess what? Here's what the TRUE light of truth looks like:
[💥BOOM💥] That's right, baby, All truth- no lies, no rumors - look at that, it looks like a sky blue clover. He psychologically tortured my healer cookie, so guess what? I'm gonna befriend all of THE EARTHBREAD! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER FRIENDSHIP!!
Except I'm not gonna befriend Earthbread, I'm gonna go higher- I'm gonna befriend the MOON!!! How do you like THAT, OBAMA COOKIE?! I befriended MOONLIGHT COOKIE YOU IDIOT!!
You have twenty three hours before the tears of joy DRRRROPLETS hit the fuckin earthbread, now get outta my sight before I befriend you too.
#this is so genuine i MEAN IT/jjj#i do hate him but i think this is funny so#shadow milk cookie#im an sm hater i love pv way more >:p#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#smc crk#crk#cookie run kingdom#a game of truth and deceit#snapcube reference
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SMC IN MY ART STYLE!!!! as soon as i saw his legendary costume i js HAD to draw him and my design for smc.
I rlly wanted to make them similar but not too similar so i made smc hair messy n uhh curly (???) kinda and i made pre corrupted smc have straight hair N I KEPT THE TIED HAIR KINDA THING idk how to explain it 😭😭
#crk fanart#crk art#crk#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#my artstyle#artwork#digital art#procreate#doodle#smc crk#smc#i love him#i love clowns#i hate him#ugly ahh#ewwww
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i would kill myself for golden cheese cookie if she asked btw
#ignore how i havent been on#had to delete tumblr for crk#just know i have a top 7 cookies#alchemist cookie is not one of them#i hate her#yes she's one of my strongest#thats why i hate her#she tried to beat my queens gcc and smc#i hope alchemist dies#crk#golden cheese cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom
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Hihihi!!! New person here!!! My question goes to all three of you !!!
What is your favorite show/play you've ever put on? And why?
(And a second question for all three, if you don't mind..
Are you okay with hugs? And could I have one if so? :>)
Ooooooo!!! New cookie I see!!! Weeelll.. Mine would have to be one I did with Candy Apple and Black Sapphire! It was.. actually one I had written a long time ago. Reused it so it wouldn’t go to waste!~ Anyway, it started off small, the main plot being about a character who could break the fourth wall and interact with the audience while the others couldn’t.. However, I did some.. adjustments. Lead them astray story wise, being the main character and all, to the point that when it got to the end they had no clue what the story was anymore!!! One of the more tame situations, as we only left them confused.. but the next time we came back for a part two of this show.. Well.. We had them all crumbled to bits~ Quite the fun show!!! -♧
Hmm.. mine was a radio show I put on in the spire. I sang, spread lies, and basically anything you can imagine!!! It was quite fun, and I had a little audience, too.. gotta admit, I do miss the spire quite a lot.. -♢
Any shows that I was in with shadow milk cookie are my favorites!!! <3<3<3 -♡
That’s basically every show. -♢
Okay, and??? -♡
As for your second question.. I’m not particularly fond of physical affection. Keep your paws off me. -♧
Oooo!!! I LOOOVE hugs!!! Just be careful.. my syrups so sticky and sweet you might never be able to let go!!! KEHAHAHAH!!! -♡
What is it with you cookies and hugs????- -♢
#light of truth here!!!#I didn’t know how to phrase it#but basically SMC is touch starved but hates physical affection#if that makes sense#makes him feel weak :]#blog of deceit#cookie run kingdom#cookie run au#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#black sapphire cookie#black sapphire crk#candy apple cookie#candy apple crk
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sage of truth this sage of truth that wheres mi fountain of knowledgee
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