#I WAS WASTING MONEY!!!!

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[sciderman]

well - webtoons is over, gang

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Write a card to the birthday bastard

[runtwithwolves]

ramen is serious business to kenny

[strobbylemonade]

threw them all into formalwear because i can before they're sent to hong lu's house

closeups for viewing comfort

[lmao-ooooooo]

wwx is the type of guy who always has 100000000+ yuan worth of items in his cart in online shopping stores but never buys ANYTHING like ever! so one day he leaves his computer open and his lovely husband lwj sees all the items on his cart, he decides to buy everything on it because if wwx has it in his cart he must really want it! and wwx needs to spoil himself more. wwx gets soooo freaked out when he sees his shopping cart (that hes been adding stuff onto for years btw) sitting infront of his door, acting as an extra wall when he tries to leave their house for something. he starts panicking bc he thinks he accidently pressed check out. he starts trying to return everything bc theres NO way he can justify spending that much money, no matter how much his husband makes. later lwj stops him ofc, telling him he should have everything he wants and if he wanted everything that was on his cart then he should have them. wwxs argument was there was not enough space in their house for all of this random shit (there definitely was) and lwj said with the straightest face ever

"fine. we'll get a larger house then"

"WHAT NO LAN ZHAN"

wwx somehow made everything worse wtf!

"anything for my wife."

[mcsiggy]

i was born today

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

[mamayan]

cw: NSFW • Cam-boy • Subby Yuuji • Edging/Orgasm Denial

You know who would make an amazing cam-boy?

Yuuji Itadori

He’d be so perfect for it, his happy go lucky attitude so cute and mesmerizing on camera. His face flushing red when given a huge tip to show his big leaky cock, bashfully scratching the back of his head while more money flows.

He’s so genuine and sweet too. “Everyone really likes me like this? Thank you for calling me pretty KittyMeowMeow42, that’s really sweet of you! Oh! Thank you for the tip XXXBeasty!”

He’d thank each individual, being so honest and adorable. Even when he’s pumping a toy in and out of his ass while crying and begging his audience to take pity and let him cum~♡

He’d be so good though, because even as the money rolls in, his top tipper tells him “You can’t cum tonight.” So he stops, edges himself so hard he’s a pathetic mess on his bed, muscles damp and chest heaving while the camera catches every second.

[nights-at-crystarium]

do you use patreon ios app? are you gonna sub to a creator? please STOB, pause, use the browser version instead. ios app not only takes MORE MONEY from you, yes, the extra goes to apple, not to the creator, but also this happens

[lalalalalalakakakak]

[pain-tool-sai]

family concert 🎺 🎻

[ghoul--doodle]

Struggling to be financially responsible, a moodboard

[leviachanbaka]

pss, look at their new clothes 👀

(bonus under the cut)

[fiskael]

Lizard plushies am I right?

[drdemonprince]

to the protestant self-denial, pro-treat yourself but anti-capitalist anon, something that makes me still really feel like i'm treating myself is getting stuff for free: i go to the library (totally scratches the itch of wandering around a store), steal from the grocery store, attend/organize clothing swaps, am in my town's free stuff signal chat, dumpster dive when college kids move out, and just watch the curbs for giveaways 🤷🏻‍♂️ it feels soooo nice to get good/weird/cute/random shit for free!!! sometimes i get shit for my friends and pass it on too!!

awww yeah!!!