#I blame the ginger
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It genuinely makes me appalled to realize that wylan canonically managed to rage bait kaz and succeed doing so
#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#wylan van eck#like i was scrolling through ao3 for soc fanfics#and i JUST remembered that this ginger twink canonically rage baited the biggest loser ever in the series#ok to be fair kaz was straight up being a brooding loser at that time#can u blame wylan trying to point out his feeligns fowards inej 😭😭#like I'd be sick of his ass too bro 💔#everyone in thar room was lowkey si k of him be fr now 😭😭#like even after being slammed against the wall#this fuckass ginger STILLS doubles down 💔💔💔#like he's not even a tad big scared of that fucking loser(/pos) and i respect him for that#sassy wylan van eck wins again ‼️
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FIXED IT SOMEHOW!!!

I tried to post something and for some reason it disappeared into the void and now I can't post for some reason on mobile
I'm so confused?!?
WHAT DID I DO TUMBLR GODS?!?!
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I could be sleeping but this is what I choose to do instead
#Jttw#journey to the west#monkey king#sun wukong#It's not the best thing I've ever done but it is 5am so it's actually fine#The fire is ugly tho#And I refuse to fix it#At least until tmr#i think i'm funny sometimes#My favourite part was drawing all the freaking out gods#My fave is probs the guy in fetal position by the red house or maybe the one on the floor#Sun Wukong is ginger again cause I looked up ginger monkies and they are cute#It is not hard to guess what meme I'm referencing but at the same time I probs wouldn't be able to guess if I didn't make it#That just cause I'm stupid tho#My mum always told me I have no common sense and she is sadly right#If the lighting is wack...I don't care#I lost my digital art pen for my phone and its really stressing me out#Like I want my £12 back#And it meant I had to use my fingers to draw and it looks so janky#If you are wondering why I using slang from like 50 years ago. Blame my best friend#there is something wrong with her
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Was a bit depressed today but then my friend came up to me and said: "Fine, you can talk to me about Nevermoor" and i have never ever felt so loved.
#its amazing that after being my friend for seven years the only thing she remembers about my nevermoor infodump is#theres a ginger guy and a Morrigan North (THATS NOT HER NAME)#but like i cant blame her that much since when i talk about nevrrmoor i sound like#“AHWNIQLOVEITSOMUCHQVYJUPITERVUHMORRIGANHQHAHAHQUQHWJSSGWHWY”#nevermoor series
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he lived, he served cunt, he got put in a psych ward and probably some other shit but I've been too busy looking at all the domestic fluff to figure out the lore
#agshsghd these are still very much early sketches just trying to figure out how I wanna draw the guy ywy#I am struggling so badly to not fall into my old phobs imitation strickes that never really worked anyways.....#tricks*#AHSGSJGSJSHS#AGAJFSJSHSJSHSHJSKHDJD#to my mutual who very muchs knows who they are I am sorry for how annoying i'm going to become#i work like a sleeper agent for both phobs art and murder gingers and well....#fun fact old asher designs circa 2018/19 were heavily phobs coded so you partially have this mfer to blame for asher's rizz#unfortunately this resurgence means I once again have to face my worst enemy....drawing straight hair#agsjsgshdhhd i have way to many things to say but I need to stop bc I need to be awake in....less than two hours fucc#sergey razumovsky#....i don't actually know what I should tag this as whoops://#major grom#major grom plague doctor#bubble comics#ig#idk#aight i'm out#my art#mgpd
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starting this geta and caracalla x reader fic and realizing with horror that im 2.2k words into the first chapter and not even a quarter of the way done with what i want to happen in it AND THERE ISNT EVEN GOING TO BE GETA AND CARACALLA IN THE FIRST CHAPTER 😭😭😭😭😭
anyway heres a sneak preview

#emperor geta x reader#emperor caracalla x reader#dnbts#do not blame the sea is the title of this thang btw shout out to the greek idiom if you cannot catch any fish do not blame the sea#anyway the guy who gets resuscitated wound up an Actual Character while i was plotting#sorry chat#yn needs friends who arent evil and mean and demented and evil and ginger#i do have so much planned for this AND I ACTUAL HAVE A PLANNING SHEET FOR ONCE#FOR ONCE LMFAO#anyway everyone say fuck my stupid baka job ill see what i can get done tho#wish i could just write fanfic all day everyday and chill#chilling in a village outside of a city when a guy drowns and ur like fuck ok cpr i sure hope this doesnt bite me in the ass#and then it bites you in the ass
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i like ginger a normal amount (lie)
gingerbread girl oh how i adore you
here’s the template as well!
#dandys world#dandys world ginger#she’s too pretty not to draw can you blame me#anyways i need sleep goodnight#handle ginger with care#:3
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"Increase the stimulation"
(Eyefucks Mel)
#When your an evil mad science lesbian trying to steal a guys brain and some little perky ginger weirdo shows up and your like “HMMMMMM”#Mel/The Rani is my new crackship and I will not be stopped#The rules of canon are mine AND THEY WILL OBEY ME#Doctor Who#“They will not fix each other they will definitely make each other worse”#In my Toxic Yuri Era and Russell T Davies is to blame#Sfw#Youtube
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hey I hope you’re doing ok!! For the ask game, 🌈? Also perhaps ☔️?💧, even?
Hello hello, thank you for participating ☆ Once again, I can't comment on whether or not this extract is particularly fluffy but I do think it's rather sweet and it's definitely romantic so I think it's good for filling out both 🌈 and 💧!! It's an extract from what I've tentatively dubbed my 'Women and Apollo' doc which is essentially just a big running document I have dedicated to exploring themes and dynamics between Apollo and the women he's been entangled with! This extract in particular is from my Melia section 🥰
The night is a cold sheet spread across her shoulders. She wakes in pieces; first, her flesh, bracketed between the raw heat of Phoebus' bare chest and the sharp sting of the night air's fangs, then her mind, pleasure's fleeting haze quickly swept aside by panic then worry then guilt. What would Kaanthos say if he could see her now, bare breasted and stained in a male-god's desire? What would Father? No doubt she would have to cede the seat of the temple to Kaanthos. How could a carnal woman serve the people after all? And her river - oh, her sweet river! Would his waters even deign to soothe her scales when she was so completely drenched in the scent of a sky-god?
How foolish she's been, throwing everything away just because of some sweet words and a pretty face. Maybe Kaanthos truly did deserve the temple after all. Maybe Melia didn't deserve such a treasure if she was so easily seduced.
She sniffles softly, slipping gently from Phoebus' loose grip. His heat wafts off his skin like the warmth of a well-tended hearth, it lingers in her bones as she kneels in the grass of this unfamiliar field. It makes the sear of shame dig that much deeper into her heart. Phoebus had listened well to her warnings. He'd carried her someplace far away from flowing water, somewhere distant where her brother's scrying eyes could not reach. The tears welling in her eyes finally fall as she turns this way and that, utterly and completely lost without a source of water to follow. How could she return now? Even she was not bold enough to have the man she planned to reject take her back to her father's house.
Stupid girl. Foolish. How could she have been so short sighted?
"Melia?"
His voice is laden with sleep's husk, his arm makes little grabs at the grass searching for her shape. She swallows her tears and bids her voice to not betray her, "Here I am, my lord. You may go back to sleep."
The mildest furrow of his brow. When he turns his head, his hair flows like rich golden oil over the dark grass, "Come here," his hand keeps searching for hers, patting the ground, dragging long fingers over the dirt and frowning when he does not find her. "It is not yet morning, why have you fled so far from my side?"
Melia cannot help but laugh at his visage, clumsy and squinty-eyed, less the graceful gentleman who promised her a taste of change and more a bumbling kitten desperate for its mother's teat. She wipes her tears as quickly as she can muster, "If you but open your eyes, I'm certain you would find me."
He makes a grumbling noise, some cross between a boar's grunt and the crow's deep bellow, "Is this another of your games? I'm much too tired for games Melia." Finally, his finger grazes the edge of her ankle and like a child, he lights up, eyes still stubbornly closed but smile positively radiant, "Ah, there you are!" Diligently, he traces the shape of her leg with his open palm, measuring the smoothness of her calf, the swell of her knee, the broadness of her thigh, then he lays his head upon her, cheek pressed close to her stomach, heated back like warm coals against her skin. "So cool," he murmurs and kisses her stomach, throws his arm around her waist and nuzzles further into her skin, "Tell me when you've need of the water -" a dreadfully wide yawn interrupts him. "- I'll fetch it for you."
Melia finds herself laughing again, just a tiny thing as she runs her fingers through the thick waves of his hair. What is she to do now?
As for a fic idea I'd like to talk about since I don't know if I'll ever write it: Among the many, many, many things I'd like to write but probably never will, I really wish I could just sit down and write a story about Tenes and Hemithea. There's a lot of reasons why I have no plans to ever properly tackle anything regarding the Iliad - chief of which being that there's just too much information and the amount of research would be insane - but a lot of what I would potentially focus on have to deal with people and places Apollo loves and his inability to protect those things throughout the conflict starting with Tenes. I absolutely adore exploring Apollo's paternity in my writing and considering how fiersome Tenes was and how both he and Troilus would die protecting their sisters, I've just always wanted to dig into an exploration of their lives and connection with their father and how Tenes' death specifically would've affected Apollo. Like yeah, I know Troilus is usually the point of focus for such works especially because of the manner in which he was killed, but Tenes was also beloved! Also considering he was originally punished for being falsely accused of sexually assaulting his stepmother, I can't help but want to write his wrath when he realises what it is Achilles intends to do to Hemithea. Alas though, I don't think I'l ever get to do more than think longingly about it, at least right now lmao.
#ginger answers asks#ginger writes#thank you so much for the ask!#fun fact about priestesses - most of them weren't actually expected to be celibate and were often married but#specifically oracles of Apollo in early times were expected to be virginal as they were supposed to be dedicated to Apollo#since Melia was definitely an oracle based on what I've read about the Ismenian temple I ended up working a lot of purity anxiety into#her interpersonal conflict#by the by oracles of Apollo stopped being required to be virginal at some point since that role ended up being taken up by older women#Melia's whole Thing is a lot of fun tbh both from the perspective of like#a goddess who clearly had a lot of power in her own right considering how magnified her temple and worship was but who was still very much#looked after by her brother and father. I don't personally think Kaanthos was overprotective of Melia but I do think he took his job#of being her bodyguard very seriously#and considering most accounts of their affair say that Apollo just kinda yoinked Melia without telling her brother and father I don't blame#Kaanthos for resorting to extreme measures to get his sister back#Anyway it's another suuuper underrated relationship of Apollo's that I'm kinda obsessed with negl it's up there with Psamathe#which like my god why does no one ever talk about Apollo and Psamathe#I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE ALL OF THESE AMAZING STORIES Y'ALL PLEASE#PLEASE#Marsyas this and Achilles that#When are we gonna talk about the time Apollo sent a revenge demon to torment an entire town for the negligent death of his son#and murder of his girlfriend?#smh smh#apollo#melia#greek myth writing
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yeah sorry to do fan art discourse (i am counting multiple dead great masters under this umbrella) but blonde blue eyed Virgil is my nemesis and i need people to stop taking my Etruscan/Gaulish/whatever country boy and turning him into some sort of pale Anglo-Saxon cherub because you think he’s an Allegory of Pure Reason and for some reason Reason looks like a bloodless Victorian child.
#i am too old for discourse draw whatever the fuck you want and have fun#i’ve got probably one more day left of being able to blame my bad takes on flu delirium and goddamnit i’m gonna use it#consider how much better it is if the exquisitely elegant melancholy poetic raptures come from a dark country lad you can climb like a tree#who said that#i’m gonna die and go to limbo and he’s gonna turn out to be both celtic and a ginger isn’t he
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This is and was super random but i had a dream about you today lol. I opened tumblr and you posted something about having a bad day.
So I replied 'me too, its okay queen we're still cute".
Ans you said "and we have great tits also"
Just thought this might make you laugh
oh 😳 i never normally appear in ppl's dreams, thanks for letting me know!
omg i've had THE worst dreams (nightmares) lately. like consecutively. so i've been having a bad time in the dream world at least :'))
awh sucha cute response :'') thank you ahahah and then me just ruining the pure moment AHSJKHJKDSJ no but my post about my boobs might have brought this on 😭 (i'm sorry)
^ me hyping you up back ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა
#it did make me laugh :DD (esp with the gif) tysm!!#idk wtf is going on in dream world lately fr i appeared in my co workers nightmare the same night i had awful nightmares#and it was both around similar topics... (attempted murder and assault)#at least yours is so much lighter so tysm for sharing!! <33#i'm gonna blame mercury retrograde for this bc wtf is happening#asks#koschei-the-ginger#flashing //
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the urge to scream "don't make me tap the sign" to so many people on twt and the sign is the whole conversation denali had at roscoe's about how very talented queens can be also very good at rupaul's drag race like c'mon guys can we not? for one time? be a shitty fandom?
#all stars 10#all stars 10 spoilers#can you imagine#being ginger#devoting your whole life to an art form#being very fucking talented#waiting 10 years#TEN YEARS#for the recognition from the biggest stage in your field#and everyone online is discrediting you win your hard work and your talent#OF COURSE it was fucking rigged#everyone who has eyes can see that#but how does that invalidate ginger's talent#production is to blame#for not believing ginger could slay a completion that wasn't tailored specifically for her#cause she could have#but no#they did this#and now everyone instead of asking the production of rpdr to not treat their fans as idiots#are shitting on ginger?#also side note#i saw so many people using ginger's win to invalidate onya's#GUYS ARE YOU OKAY#saying that this year we had two shitty winners#she wasn't my number one fave but onya slayed the competition what are you guys talking about#CAN YOU TOUCH SOME GRASS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#again quoting denali#rpdr isn't a talent show#it's a reality tv show masked as talent show#greta is oversharing
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ so , you still ain't replaced boadicea ? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ nah . i miss her , she was quite a horse .
╰ ゜YOU'RE A GOOD MAN . / 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜 .
#( ;; listen i can see no other horse as bo. )#( ;; i've ridden this ginger girly for far too long to see her as any other. )#( ;; prettiest liver chestnut hungarian halfbred. she big. )#╰ ゜arthur. * may i stand unshaken amidst the crash of the world.#╰ ゜edits. * no one to blame this time ; i'm forsaken in this land.
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do you guys remember the mulberry alexa i wanted the brown one saur bed when i was 12 lmfao
#maybe its because i religiously followed few fashion bloggers but my holy trinity back in 2010 was the alexa + falabella + city bag.#for the first one i blame this ginger fashion girl that i dont rmr the name of but she had long ass curly red hair and i think she had a#bunny LMFAO and the last two thats zorannah babyyyyyyy#anyway. she made me want the wedge sneakers too and i see that people are wearing them again but it feels like everyone is putting on a#costume its a bit unsettling they are not the real lunatics like i am...#tt
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I keep forgetting to eat dinner and end up being too nauseous to eat breakfast (bc I keep forgetting to eat dinner) and again it's late and everything by me has closed and I have not eaten dinner.... the cycle continues u___u
#oooooh I am so hungry#and yet only I am to blame#guess I'll have a (checks house) ginger ale and jaeger beverage.
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Hmmm, some more Raff for you, Raff/Scott Laughton and „mountains“?
The sun was just starting to show up behind the mountain range when Michael reached the plateau. The air was crisp and fresh, not a single noise disrupting the early morning peace. Well, except for his boyfriend making his way up behind him, cussing Michael out while trying not to wheeze. "You absolute fucker. Who in their right mind would hike up an entire mountain before the sun even rises? I couldn't see shit for at least the first half of that hell trip! Not that I could've enjoyed it because everytime I wanted to take a break for a second you started to bitch at me!"
Michael laughed at Scott, setting down his backpack in the grass before letting himself drop down as well, leaning against a bigger rock. "I just want to remind you that you wanted to come up here with me. It's not like I forced you. And now shut up for a bit and get down here. The sun's about to rise for real now and I don't want you to miss it because you can't stop yapping." He pulled Scott closer by the strap of his own backpack until the other man let himself fall down onto the grass as well, grimacing when the morning dew immediately soaked through his pants. Michael just smiled innocently before leaning closer towards Scott, putting an arm around his shoulders.
And as the sun fully appeared behind the mountains, bathing everything in soft golden light, Michael felt Scott exhale deeply, relaxing beside him. "Okay", he whispered, to not disturb the tranquility that had settled over them, "you're right. This is pretty neat."
#at this point i don't wanna be blamed for grammatical errors because i'm that tired#but anyways#lets fucking go i love anything that has to do with my favorite austrian ginger#michael raffl#scott laughton#hrpf#My writing
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