#I cannot even begin to fathom this

[lightstarz]

The fact that in six months from today exactly, Byler will most likely be canon is insane.

[laurrelise]

sometimes i have a really really long hard day and i’m like “i hate my life this is the worst that it can get” and then i remember that five hargreeves had nearly 17,000 of those in a row and i feel ok again

[aphelionatseven]

it is just, somehow continually, astounding how royally mclaren fucks up easily achievable 1-2s

[callmegaith]

Sorry to your younger self

[a-host-of-dancing-daffodils]

ALSO. Also. THIS MONOPOLY SCENE. Did NOT have any business being as intense as it was.

GOOD LORD the unresolved, barely restrained SEXUAL TENSION

The INTENSE STARING.

The UNBROKEN EYE CONTACT as Hastings blows on the dice.

TWICE.

Poirot looking away like Goddamn it he is so WEIRD and EMBARRASSING and yet for some unfathomable reason I yearn to explore his body so badly good lord help me I should be more DIGNIFIED THAN THIS

GIRL ME TOO

[3416]

do we think austons a trump supporter

yeah probably lololol... most likely he doesn't care or bother to vote but ema has commented on a trumpie christina marleau post with "proud of you 🇺🇸" before so. it's a yikes

[ashton-slashton]

By the way! I have ONE single gripe about The Terror, and that is the fact that when you look at the Tuunbaq in the show, it genuinely feels like they... underestimated the sheer size of a polar bear, especially when they say "It's about three times the size of a polar bear."

My mom, as a child, saw a living polar bear once. In the circus. She was able to essentially stand right in front of it, and she says that they are just so frighteningly large that it's hard to even imagine unless you see one up close. The way she described it to me was, "If that polar bear stood upright in our livingroom, with our eight foot ceilings, he'd still be able to peek his head up into the second story."

The average male polar bear stands at about 9ft tall, 5ft at the shoulder, and can weigh between 700-1,000 lbs.

Here's a picture of one in the circus, and one that had been stuffed, and then the Tuunbaq as we see it in the show.

There are other scenes in which you can see the size compared to that of a human better, but they're a bit... gory. But the Tuunbaq as depicted in the show is kind of just... the size of a decently sized average polar bear, with a slightly bulkier build.

What I'm saying is that realistically... imagine the largest living land carnivore... and triple it. Put two more polar bears on the shoulders on the Tuunbaq, and THEN you can maybe imagine the sheer size. That's what I call "fuckoff huge".

[fruitless-vain]

Why yes I am sleeping on the floor in the basement so that my MIL can get absolutely everything she wants including: not having to follow house rules, not having to follow our house routines, not having to respect her daughter’s wife, all of my wife’s time and attention

But at least I get to corral the animals down here with me so she isn’t able to try to kill them again!

Because that’s the sane and logical choice to have been made!

[boxheadpaint]

4 am: Who am I? Am I me? Does it have to be me? Is this how it's always going to be, is this the limit of who I can be? What about when it's grown tired of? What's the patience for the things I have to be? I don't want to eat this. Does it have to be me? Things move too slowly to know they move at all, this thing I am feels stagnant. It's been put in wrong and I can't hear myself think in a quiet room. I have no control over this, the thing that is supposed to be me, that I only am in theory, that I don't know personally, tha

5 am:

[cozylittleartblog]

"woah i can't believe you've read blue sky!"

hoho. my dear followers. i have done more than read it. do you have any idea what you are dealing with.

[elkian]

Like there is fun with subverting and playing around with tropes and expectations but if you don't like a genre and you're trying to make something New and Different in it it's worth asking: Who is this for? Are you going to have fun making it? Is anyone who likes that genre going to enjoy it?

[blackbirdffxiv]

Ellie is a woman of many talents

But jumping puzzles aren't one of them.

[blastzachilles]

my mother makes me laugh i have no idea how she came to think this or what prompted it

i have context now. my sister thought that was jonathan bailey.

[reedeemable]

Sometimes getting into a fandom years later is better than being there right from the start.

[gingerpeachtea]

GOOD MORNING AMERICA

[lycankeyy]

I keep watching Mouthwashing playthroughs because it's such a masterpiece of nonlinear storytelling. It's so fun watching people play the opening segment and being like "lol why's this guy doing this XD crazy guy crashing a spaceship!!!" before devolving into this like an hour in