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Imagine
โ Loki exposing you two: โ
Loki is watching t.v with you when suddenly you cover his eyes.
"Y/N, what are you doing?"
"I'm preventing you from watching an adult scene. I know you're still 17", you answer.
The God chuckles. "I can lay with you but I can't see it on t.v?"
"Who's doing what now?!", Tony and Steve burst into the room panicking, rest of the team at their heels.
"I, Loki, am doing Y/N."
"Loki!", you hiss at your secret boyfriend who just smirks.
#Loki#Loki imagine#Funny#I think i am funny but I'm not.#Assume loki is 17 bc uhhh calculations said loki is possibly 17-ish in A1#I didn't calculate#Enjoy!!#loki x reader imagine#Loki x reader#loki x reader imagines#loki x you#Loki x y/n
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Okay but do you know what really gets me?
There's no one left in-universe who can or will talk about Jaybin as he really was.
Bruce is the founder of the Jaybin Slander Department;
Alfred is no better.
Dick wasn't around much, didn't know him that well.
If Barbara ever interacted with him in his original run, I haven't found it yet.
I mean, he had some interactions with the Teen Titans, but was he really close with any of them?
I suppose Gordon could, assuming he isn't in on the Jason-bashing. I haven't seen it but I could be missing something.
And, well, Jason... somehow, I don't think anyone's asking Jason what he was like as a kid, nor is he really a reliable source. Autobiographical memory is weird.
No one in-universe will ever really talk about this bright, friendly, eager kid, and it's a tragedy.
He was smart and clever and had so much compassion.
He wanted so badly to help people, and he found joy in his work as Robin.
He had a dramatic flair and he was kind of a nerd and he was really funny on occasion.
He was so deeply, fundamentally good, and the fact that somehow his legacy has been twisted into one of anger and recklessness is honestly a crime.
It makes me so desperately sad that there's not a single character who can even start to undo the lasting damage of a four-decade smear campaign against a kid who did nothing to deserve it.
#warrior's thoughts#jason todd#bruce wayne#jaybin#jaybin readthrough#comics#it's all jim starlin's fault btw#the way he writes jason does not align with any of jason's other appearances in contemporary books#every time dc writes something about jason being angry or reckless as a child an angel loses their wings#he has his moments of anger but it's not like he's not justified in those#also he's 12-15; i feel like some anger is normal at that age#and a lot of his seemingly reckless moments were actually calculated; he just didn't lay out the plan for bruce before doing it#jim starlin is the only writer who writes jason the way he does. everyone else seemed to understand that this was a good kid#it's really jarring to go from batman 413 to batman 415 (jay doesn't appear in 414) because of the stark difference in how jay is written#genuine question for mr starlin if you didn't like the character of robin why did you agree to write batman?#i can't be too upset; i really like red hood and it's only because jim starlin hated jason that we got utrh in the first place#but the character assassination of jaybin is just depressing#(btw if you want me to figure out image sources lmk i did not keep track lol)#also i should note that it is implied that dick and jason were actually pretty close#we just don't get to see much of it#so all we have are those implications. same with babs actually - she never appears in the jaybin era#but later comics (and her presence at his funeral) suggest they knew each other
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The way I see people say that Silco was just blatantly manipulating Jinx the whole time, but actually he genuinely believed a majority of the things he told her (he was heavily projecting as he saw himself in her as he went through something similar with Vander) when he tells Jinx everyone leaves or betrays us, its just us (or smth like that), he genuinely believes it, he's not just trying to keep Jinx close, he feels it's true after what happened with Vander & Vi and is projecting that onto Jinx, when he tells Jinx to let Powder die its because he also left his old self die, hes definitely not like the young Silco we see in flashbacks, after Vander tried to kill him he clearly changed and put who he was behind him for something new, for something stronger, he's far from perfect (obviously) and wasn't the healthiest option for Jinx but he really wasn't this master manipulator some make him out to be (when it came to Jinx)
#im not saying this man did no wrongs#because he did#but i will always be a silco sympathizer#yea he lost his way#yes he tried to kill vander and a bunch of kids#yes he is calculated and a plotter#but he cared and had a soft spot for jinx#he was more worried about building her up and keeping her close#he wanted her to do what he did#he just didn't see the harm it was causing#arcane silco#young silco#silco#jinx arcane#jinx#jinx and silco#found family angst#arcane vander#vi arcane#arcane#character study#stort of#i had to rant
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Han Yoojin is "normal."
Everyone sees him as "normal."
The story makes sure we know he's "normal."
And we get to see that being so undeniably human is miraculous when you're surrounded by these people who don't show their human mundanity.
This is a guy who takes spam calls for fun, and the god-like Sung Hyunjae makes him breakfast and knits for him.
This is a guy who is excited to meet a celebrity and the best water-based Hunter in the world goes to school because he tells her to.
This is a guy whose ability is just to love and be loved, and he is so, so loved by a being who is more monster and more fire than human.
He doesn't just bring out existing humanity. He sparks humanity.
#msch#tsctir#sctir#han yoojin#Endings MSCH#I keep coming back to how normal HYJ is#Obviously he isn't that normal of a guy as anyone who has read even two sentences in the novel can attest#But he's normal in all the important ways#He cares I mean#Which isn't exactly normal when you consider that the human defense response against the bombardment of the attention economy#Which seems to be calculated apathy#But he cares in a way that is beautifully human#He cares about things that matter and things that are mundane#And things that are required to live happily#It's probably my favorite thing about him#So many of the characters in MSCH would be so much less loveable if we didn't get to see him through the lens of his love#I'm sure we would still like them#But there would be a whole lot fewer people gushing over Hyunjae if we didn't see Yoojin's exceptionally human treatment of him#Okay I'm done#All stories have Endings
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i was thinking about how many distinct pairs there would be in a reintegrated mark/hellyna/gemma ship so i calculated it. there would be 112. 115 if you count their reintegrated selves as distinct people as well. this is SO far beyond a love triangle
#markhellyna: 4. markgemma: 54. gemhellyna: 54.#oh god and i didn't even consider selfcest.....#i need to lie down#is there even a shape that has 115 sides?????????#markhellygemma#markgemmahelly#markgemhellyna#idk if that's a real ship name but i think we should use it from now on#severance#grayposting#calculated this so i could make my markgemhellyna fic into a series and add on an epilogue of sorts. if anyone is interested
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I love X-Men Evo but this Charles Xavier was the worst Charles Xavier ever.
#x-men evolution#the way he had NO interest in Toad but he let Avalanche come around a couple times...#the way he either didn't know of the Morlocks or just straight-up didn't care about them...#like. this guy was literally picking and choosing only the most photogenic mutants he could collect for his teen army#kurt gets an image inducer immediately (bc kurt has useful powers!) but todd doesn't.#they don't try very hard to collect Avalanche when they meet him either. they don't try very hard to help Blob when they meet him#I KNOW they're introducing X-Men to kids so they had to truncate the story. I KNOW!!!#but they sure made Xavier look like a very calculating asshole. he apparently goes to see Wanda every now and then but he helps#keep her locked up in the mental hospital/prison? so much for ''come to my school and learn to deal with your powers'' :\
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honestly foolish's character walking the slightly meta line of "oo this'll be fun content" makes him feel like that marvel immortal character who is only immortal as long as he doesn't get bored (and was played by jeff goldblum in the movies). like idk why but the more i see of foolish's rp the more solidified the comparison gets in my mind.
like it's kinda cool for a headcanon ngl and also it means i'm not really surprised pikachu-ing when, say, he flips a coin to decide whether to rat out his son-in-law, or climbs into an incubator of corruption crystals, or doesn't ENTIRELY kick owen out of the kingdom. it's not that he doesn't CARE, but..... well, wouldn't it be interesting? don't you want to know what would happen?
#the realm smp#tr!foolish#q!foolish#foolish gamers#at this point it's kinda my baseline interpretation for !foolish#not that his immortality depends on it necessarily but that. his MO is to See What Happens#his ass needs new stimuli#idk i could be off base but ngl the interpretation has held up weirdly well so far#like him being eternal nemesis with bbh definitely plays into it for me bc. well. he's definitely not bored with bad around.#o woe befall me why can't tumblr tags work like ao3........ there's 80 billion ways to tag this guy........#this is why i don't do character analysis idk wtf to tag it lmfaooo#and also i'm dumb stupid but that's secondary#please don't bully me for my bad takes i am just a silly guy :3#block game brainrot#shut up vic#to elaborate: i think he does genuinely care about ros and her well being#i'm thinking he's def weighing that into his 'this could be interesting' bc he DID kick owen out#but i'm also thinking in his calculations he didn't see enough immediate danger to stop him from inviting pili2 to yellow team#i definitely think he CARES but he's doing math in his brain and plugging the variables into formulas that mortals don't use#so when they look at him they try to reverse the calculation using the wrong formula and come up with 'He Does Not Care' but yes he does#he's just doing the math a little differently#FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE IT'S 1:30 AM HERE I'M SO SORRY#i've been rolling this around in my brain since the last server okkkkkkkk if we're talking abt !foolish then i'm just gonna say it#(by mortals i'm referring to the characters on the server btw not. tumblr think posts lmao)#(that would be unhinged)#IDK UGH TOO MANY TAGS HEAD EMPTY I SLEEP#long tags
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[Zac] was just trying to tell me to be happy with the win, and I appreciate that about him. Because I can get lost in, just like everybody can, you get lost in the adversity of the season. You can't take winning for granted and I've tried to get better at that.
#important characterization notes#i do agree that they asked wayyyyyyyy too many questions about the outburst (if you can call it that)#and like....one question about the browns lol#but! i did think this was very interesting#because like. all zac was trying to do was be like 'chill out. we won. be happy!' and joe responding#FUCK THAT IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!! ๐ก๐ก๐ก#is precious to me#this lil perfectionist. never happy with just winning.#even in a season where those have been exceedingly rare#just like the raiders game! (and i do think it was interesting that he said he can let himself have these outbursts#when they have the game in hand. but they should be blowing out their opponents#like the raiders like the titans. but they aren't. but he feels comfortable anyway.)#verrrrrrry interesting#so calculated even when he seems to be 'losing it'#and then to tie it back to joe'marr. because of course. it's me.#thinking back to that ravens post-game insta live that ja'marr had#of joe apologizing for playing like shit (and not focusing on the fact that they. you know. won the division for 2 years in a row)#and ja'marr assures him he's good and all but doesn't tell him to just be happy#he tells him yeah. you did fuck up on some stuff. but you're good. you're good.#i dunno. ja'marr noted joe handler! versus how zac handled it lol#(also joe emphasizing that he didn't want the yelling all the time in your face coach.)#(let's not forget he dealt with that already with urban lol)#and even in this response saying that he appreciated what zac was doing#ANYWAY just rambling at this point#joe burrow#zac taylor#cincinnati bengals
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My villain origin story
#ugh. it was probably the bait#i was a fool for thinking an heirloom vegetable would lure in anyone but the chef#if i wanted those bottoms to bite#nothing short of an actual throbbing dick would have sufficed#even if edmond got so absolutely flabbergasted at the sight of it and skewered it#would i not then be able to pull him in via his sword? stuck in the dick bait that traps swords like quicksand?#looks like i didn't do enough research. the bottoms eluded me#but not for long... *adjusts my spectacles*#i don't make the same bait mistakes... *mumbles while calculating* more than three times . probably#to be fair when i first started playing i didn't know that the characters i was aiming for were all bottoms#but. that's just how it ended up. and apparently nuca had other plans for me#where the FRINCK is that meme with the clothing store where it says 'buy a bottom Get a top'#anyway! this is a nice precursor to the massive lecture i'm about to drop#nu carnival garu#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival edmond#nu carnival yakumo
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i am sadly one of those people who are super insicure of themselves after any social interaction, I go over and over again in my head and feel irrationally bad bc my brain tells me I was awkward, and probably came off as weird and so on. But you know what brain? I had the social interaction. I did it. I spoke out loud to people and had a conversation instead of freezing and feeling unable to talk. So fuck it if I came off as weird and awkward, I am weird and awkward and it's okay, because I did something that just a few years ago would have been even more of a struggle, and even earlier than that it would have been close to impossible.
#i have to keep reminding myself this thing over and over#brain we are not focusing on the way people percieve us we are focusing on the progress we have made through the years#today my brain is bullying me quite a bit over this thing bc i am stressed and i was at work all morning so i had to deal with people#but you know what? i did it and i did my job and i was much more comfortable doing things a few years ago scared me like#casually talking to people and dealing with money#and you know what? when i didn't know what to do or i wasn't sure i asked for help and it was all okay#and people coming into the shop are never rude if they see i have to ask for support to my mom or my brother bc i very casually work there#so i know basic stuff but not everything and that is fine#and if sometimes i need to use a calculator to sum up the prices of things it's okay#and if sometimes a regular knows the prices of what they have to pay already and i have to check it once or even twice it's okay#wow this turned out to be a longer rand than expected but i might need to reread this in the future#note to self#cris speaks
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unsure if this has been a talking point before but the whole thing with hermann canonically having a family offscreen is so gut wrenching to me because of the implication that he knew that his child would never grow up or likely even be born. vanessa was supposed to be due in april '25, around the same time he calculated the triple event would take place </3
#im just so emo about him lately#all the time even#i dont buy that he'd have a wife and kid like#look at him.#that is a lavender marriage at best#but still#i believe he'd have respected vanessa and he would have loved his child and fought for a chance#at them having a future even if he didn't have the time or brain space to devote to them#like personally i dont think he'd have ever wanted kids just bc his work is so. exacting and demanding and alive. what he does is his baby#but i think he does love children or at least the concept of them#like hes just this character with so much hope and faith in humanity how can he not have the utmost respect for the way that curiosity#and passion for life comes unfiltered through children#he would have been a good father#a patient one#he'd have been committed to not treating that child like lars treated him#and even though he probably didnt want kids that reality being within reach only#to be ripped from him (and vanessa) is so heartbreaking. and like. yk he never told her#or at least he couldn't bc he doesn't calculate there being the chance of a multi event til after there were already double events#and that might have been months after vanessa was already along her pregnancy#but also b/c he would not want to tell her that๐ญ in my heart he kept her blissfully unaware and was prepared to face the end of the world#knowing his child would never be born and that his wife was kept as safe as she could have been from that information the entire time#he's far from a family man but he definitely cared about the potential of that child & the comfort of its mother as well#sorry that was so long i just really love herm and what would have been his family#hermann gottlieb#pacific rim#pacrim#i wish pacrim had been given a chance longer than it lasted. i'd have loved to see hermann & newt's families
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i keep seeing posts implicitly or explicitly arguing that "ai" [they mean chatgpt and et al.] is a fine technology to criticize as a technology because unlike other technologies it will cost people jobs and every time i want to tell them "you look so stupid right now" but i don't. because i'm braver than jesus. but it's verrryyyyy embarrassiiiiiing
#if you're not sure why it's embarrassing you can go ask your local travel agent :)#i saw someone be like#'it's not like the calculator because the calculator didn't put accountants out of a job it just let them do their jobs faster'#ok... let's think through this... and what happens when the same amount of work remains to be done#but now it can be done much faster#do you think it's gonna take the same number of people to do it? hm?
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i started the veilguard (again) and my rook is fenris/hawke's daughter. she has her eyes, her mother's purple aura of sarcasm and annoying all her companions and her father's beautiful (angry) face.
and she's in love with a crow who is addicted to coffee.
i love her so much your honor.
#dragon age the veilguard#the veilguard#datv#dragon age#marian hawke#fenris#hawke x fenris#I didn't do any calculations regarding the timeline i don't care if it makes sense she's in her 20's and that's all that matters to me#I MAKE THE CANON#dragon age 2#fenris x hawke#rook x lucanis#rook#i'll write fanfics any moment n ow
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Not only am I aspiring to create JA references for all ~383 canon WoF (dragon) characters, I am also hoping to make JA references for all (at least) 456 of the headcanoned OC characters I've created who exist from headcanoned family trees and other means that connect them to the canon.
#wings of fire#wof#I knew there were a lot of them but I didn't expect more than canon#that's not even all of them included in the calculation#and you better believe I have lgbtq headcanons for all of them
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Me while listening to TSV chapter 19:



#Big day for Brother Wharfing and murderous badass vengeful women enjoyers (me)#I love you Carpenter!!! I love listening you go full slasher movie murderer!!!!#The countdown!!!! Writing on the wall!! Hitting the purge button!!!! The cold calculated fury!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!#I understand given the last scene that this was bad for her mental health#But it gave me incredible amounts dopamine so#YAYYYYY!!!!!!!#I feel sorry for Eliza. Poor kid didn't deserve Thatโข. I know there's no healing or cure for her but I hope it atleast becomes easier#Love the episode!!!#The silt verses#the silt verses spoilers#tsv spoilers#tsv podcast#Tsv#tsv carpenter#Sister Carpenter#Carpenter tsv#mallory glass#empty thoughts#Brother wharfing
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not plotly not letting me add a trendline to my line graph and my math brained ass deciding I will simply learn how to calculate a trendline myself and write my own dang helper function ๐ค
#coding#math#I don't know what half the words mean in the posts I'm finding about how to calculate it#I'm reading about standard deviation on wikipedia#I already had to google a symbol I didn't know#I was on art section in high school we didn't get the hard math ToT
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