#I do know how to prepare all of them...
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Invented drinks from Tim's coffee shop:
This is part of an AU I'm writing about Tim never joining the Batfam, so, yeah, read that first. Im too lazy to put all the parts, so, go to that link, there will be the first parts
• Coffee I'm The Night – $4.50 (A dark and robust coffee, with a hint of mint, ideal for those looking for something strong and comforting)
• Purple Spoiler Tea – $4.00 (Lavender or blueberry tea, with a touch of honey, something soft and relaxing)
• Espresso Depresso – $3.50 (A strong and bitter espresso, for those who need an extra push)
• Frappuccwing – $5.00 (A frappé with whipped cream, garnished with a hint of strawberry or caramel)
• Latte Matte – $4.75 (A latte with oat milk and a touch of spice)
• Orphan Coffee – $4.25 (A traditional coffee with a hint of cinnamon, evoking something warm and cozy)
• Robin Mokkaccino – $5.25 (A delicious mocha with a hint of dark cocoa and a touch of vanilla)
• Ice Hood – $5.50 (An iced coffee with vanilla syrup and cold cream, perfect for cooling off)
• A Decaffeinated Signal – $4.00 (Decaffeinated coffee with a hint of almond or hazelnut)
• Chai-dentity Crisis – (Chai with almond milk and a touch of honey)
• Two-Shots Latte – (Double espresso latte, because someone always needs two chances)
• Villain Vanilla Shake – (Wickedly creamy, vanilla shake with chocolate chips)
• Gotham Fog – (Dark version of London Fog, Earl Grey tea with steamed milk and a touch of lavender)
• Cold as Freeze – (Coffee slush with whipped cream and mint chips)
• Nightwing Nitro – (Coffee Nitro, elegant but with a strong punch)
• Bane's Protein Shake – (Banana and almond butter protein shake to break your fast in style)
• Caffeinestein – (Coffee infused with an extra boost of caffeine, for those who need to go crazy in the morning)
• Espress-Oh No! – (Espresso with a touch of cinnamon and hazelnut liqueur, ideal for making bad decisions)
• Riddle Me This... – (Mysterious infusion of hibiscus, red fruits and a touch of pink pepper)
• Ginger Crowffee – (Ginger and honey spiced latte, as chaotic as a certain scattered bird)
• Shaken, Not Stirred Espresso – (Non-alcoholic espresso martini, because class needs caffeine too)
• Pump Bat-kin Latte – (Pumpkin latte with a hint of dark chocolate and cinnamon)
• Choco-Freeze – (Chocolate and mint shake, so cold it leaves you frozen)
• Deadshot of Espresso – (Double espresso without sugar, because one shot, one hit… or a tachycardia)
• Venti-llante – (A venti latte, because nothing screams “night watchman” like too much caffeine)
• ChocoBane Shake – (Chocolate protein shake with a hint of chili, because it will make you stronger… but it will hurt first)
Desserts:
• Bat-nana split – $6.00 (A banana split with a touch of dark chocolate and whipped cream)
• Stealed Cat-Cake – $5.75 (A dark chocolate cupcake with creamy filling and a hint of mint)
• Moccha Riddle – $4.50 (A soft and fluffy mocha cake with chocolate frosting)
• Joker Cake (Because it explodes) – $7.00 (A chocolate cake with a surprise filling that 'explodes' with a splash of liquor, decorated with brightly colored cream)
• Black Cookie(s) – $2.75 (Dark chocolate cookies, perfect to accompany coffee)
• ScatteredCrow – $5.25 (Walnut brownie with a hint of sea salt and caramel, a robust dessert)
• Harley's Chaos – (Red velvet cupcake with raspberry filling and decorated with red and black colors)
• Raspberry Ghoul-ette – (Raspberry cupcake with dark frosting, for ghosts who love sweets)
• Puddin' Proof – (Chocolate caramel pudding, because if you have to prove it, it's not real pudding)
• Crime Brûlée – (Crème brûlée with a hint of rum, so good it should be illegal)
• Sin-amon Roll – (Sinfully Delicious Cinnamon Roll)
• Death by Chocolatewing – (Dark chocolate cake with layers of ganache and a pinch of sea salt)
• Sweet Tooth's Revenge – (Ice cream with caramel, brownie pieces and lots of chocolate chips)
• Hood Velvet Cake – (Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese and Raspberry Filling)
• Jelly Dent – (Strawberry jam filled donut, perfect until someone takes a bite)
• Snicker-Crow – (Chocolate, caramel and nut bar, with a touch of coffee for those who need a plan)
• Sweet, Sweet Vengeance Pie – (Salted Caramel Apple Pie, because revenge is better when it’s sweet)
• Broken Wing Brownie – (Brownie with a melted dark chocolate center, perfect for melancholic nights)
• Joker's Wildberry Tart – (Wildberry tart with colorful whipped cream, because there's always a surprise in every bite)
• The Double-Face Cookie – (Half chocolate chip, half oatmeal cookie, for the indecisive or the morally ambiguous)
• Not-So-Fortunate Fortune Cookie – (Fortune cookie that only says "Tough luck, kid.")
Breakfast and Brunch:
• Eggs-tra Vigilante – (Scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon and toast, because night heroes also eat breakfast)
• Robin's Toast – (French toast with powdered sugar and red berry syrup, as sweet as it is deadly)
• Bat-cakes – (Chocolate pancakes with bat ears and whipped cream)
• The Darkoats Rises – (Homemade granola with Greek yogurt and honey, because sometimes simple is best)
• The Last Bite of Krypton – (Spinach and feta omelette, packed with solar energy in every bite)
Sandwiches and Salads:
• Gotham Club Sandwich – (Triple sandwich with turkey, bacon, lettuce and tomato, as big as the city itself)
• The Knightwich – (Roast beef sandwich with melted cheese on rustic bread, for those dark and stormy days)
• Harvey's Half – (Sandwich with two different halves: one with ham and cheese, the other with turkey and cranberries)
• The Poison Green – (Spinach, arugula, avocado, walnut and basil dressing salad, as fresh as it is lethal)
• The Anti-Meat – (Vegan Sandwich)
• Scarecroissant – (Croissant filled with ham, Swiss cheese and mustard, so addictive it’s scary)
• Hall of Just-ice – (Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad, so classic it deserves its own monument)
• Bane's Big Bite – (Chili with meat and melted cheese, because surviving in Gotham requires a main course)
• Shiva's Hair – (Noodle soup with spicy broth, pork and egg, as lethal as its creator)
• Freeze Fries – (French fries with cheese and ranch dressing, always served cold, but with a warm heart)
Honestly I was too lazy to put prices on the rest of them, but I had fun naming them.
Well, my brother told me "You should put copyright on it" and I really don't want to, but, if you ever make any of my desserts and/or use any of the names I'd like you to send me a picture of it, and be tagged, other than that you're free to use any, and since I see you want ALL O_o the recipes, I'll post them on my personal account and tag them here, because I refuse to have so many recipes here, I have to scroll down too far to find my past posts
#this was actually really fun#dc comics#batman#batfam#superman#lady shiva#dessert#fictional cafeteria#lol#tim drake#dc robin#nightwing#tim drake centric#batfamily#dc#justice league#names#i actually created more names and prices for coffee products just for fun#I do know how to prepare all of them...#so#If anyone wants the recipe for any of them#tell me.#robin hood au
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I've recently seen again a post talking about the Sableye and Dusknoir's relationship so i'd like to put my two cents in the discussion, for I love screaming into the void about PMD. (this isnt meant to discourage any other interpretations btw this is just my take on theirs and Dusknoir's relationship, bc I think they're very fun characters and I am very glad the game actually gives these minions a bit of relevance in se5).
Tbh I don't buy that Dusknoir treats the Sableye nicely, at least not out of kindness. I don't think he's a tyrant or inexplicably mean, of course, and I think his minions ADORE him, but i also believe that doesn't mean he's nice to them, sth that i consider meaningful for their character arcs.
Throughout the entire game he's exclusively giving them orders, in se5 he concocts a plan that involves thrashing them MULTIPLE times (he's lucky Grovyle isn't one to try and kill enemies in battle ig), and the cherry on top is that the first time we see him being fully genuine he does this:
(yes, he is in turmoil in here, but there's not a single thing implying that 1. this is an unusual response towards the sablye, 2. dusknoir feels bad for it at some point or is surprised at himself, 3. this has any impact in the sableye at all. You can argue these reactions happen off screen and we don't see them, they don't happen bc they have pressing matters to attend to or they happen after they return to life, and that's perfectly valid, but i'm sticking with what the game shows us, here.)
I must say, though, the fact that the Sableye, despite having been almost mindless pokémon up to now, STAND UP TO AND ATTACK Primal Dialga for their boss and even try to look after him despite him ordering them to check on Grovyle and Celebi first is SO important to me. they are goons to the bone and they love that scheming ghost so much.
My own view is that Dusknoir is generally polite to them (you wouldn't randomly break your own revolver or weapon without any reason, would you?), but is quicker to get mean with them than with people he doesn't know or he is seeking to manipulate. He doesn't care about their behaviour as long as they get the job done, which is why I think the anime thing of the Sableye climbing onto his shoulder isn't that remarkable, rather it's a very cute moment, one that is showing how they've been working together for long and how their size difference affects their interactions, but it is not necessarily conveying an affectionate bond (this is a bit random, but it reminds me of Disney's Jafar with Iago lmao. throw your pet sableye at your enemies so they mock them and then return to your shoulder). Additionally, Dusknoir letting the Sableye onto his shoulder is probably as close as we are gonna get to a villain turning around in his chair while petting a cat in PMD lol.
[this isn't meant to be a one-to-one comparison, it's just a detail i find cute and shows that this gesture can have multiple interpretations, with none being the only right one]
Leaving that aside, I hesitate to claim Dusknoir trusts his Sableye as allies, as Grovyle makes a point in the main story of how the Sableye (your Sableye, he says, as if objectifying them; not friends, but tools, weapons at Dusknoir's disposal) are lacking compared to the way hero/partner/grovyle support one another (power of friendship and hidden information babyyyy). The Sableye are used to Dusknoir's way of doing things, though, I'm sure. They know what happens when he's displeased, after all.
I think, most of all, the Sableye are meant to look disposable: they are 6 identical pokémon that almost act like a hivemind, and we are not supposed to think at all about how we may hurt them in battle any more than we do with the angry Manectric pack or random dungeon pokémon. This, I believe, is why the game has them stand up against Dialga and gives them unique dialogue at the end of se5. They're meant to show their inner shine, just as Dusknoir managed to do. They suddenly gain an individuality they had never shown while they were working to maintain the dark future.
Where they abandoned Dusknoir in the Old Ruins, now Grovyle has motivated them to look for their dignity and fight for a better world, and that starts with protecting their leader from Primal Dialga's rampage, and supporting his new objective and allies in their quest to save the future. In their own small way, they've also grown as characters throughout SE5.
I believe that, overall, Dusknoir saw the Sableye as tools, but thanks to their growth and clear care for him, there's a possibility he might start to see them (and by extension other pokémon) in a more genuine, less pragmatic / objectifying way in the future. Now that Dusknoir has the chance to live a fulfilling life, he may learn to care for others without surrounding himself by so many walls. If anything, I think their future is quite bright. Not that the Sableye would mind if he still thrashed them around, though lol, they're clearly not bothered much by it (special episode 0 had a great depiction of the sableye imo, you can check that romhack if you haven't yet).
In conclusion, look at these little guys who adore their can-get-mean-but-is-mostly-polite boss and probably have a body count but now are good, they're so cute:
#tldr: i think dusknoir not being nice and them being cowards is what makes their se5 actions more significant. they both have an arc#this is all surface level analysis i know but thats how i read them#i didnt bother to talk about grov saying the sableye do 'all the dirty work' around the future bc i didnt know where to put it but. uh.#add that to the prepared execution room and i think these guys have killed people lmao#i must reiterate this isnt throwing shade to any headcanons this is just what i got from the game. people are free to have fun.#also. dusknoir in the middle of his se5 panic attack and existential crisis: get the fuck out of my way this is my moment#HE GETS OUT OF HIS CRISIS ANIMATION SO FAST TOO. HE REALLY SAYS 'not now sweaty. daddy's having some him time' and slaps them#so he can go back to his drama queen pose#hes so awesome. gay toxic uncle behavior#his nemesis is in agony the entire time while this happens. se5 is truly peak fiction#the height difference is so funny too#like no wonder dusknoir didnt have any issue trying to kill the mcs. the sableye are tinier than some starter options ewionfwojfewo#highly throwable imps they are#him beign a bit jerk and him letting the sableye climb him up to give him rocks like in the anime special are not mutually exclusive. to me#this is pokemon. these magic creatures constantly beat up each other#the sableye get climbing privileges if they are good boys and it is useful to give him what he's looking for. and also it's very cute#this was gonna be just a textpost but then it got long and i strted looking for game moments that seemed relevant to the sableye oops#i like to babble about this game and dusknoir especially#sableye#dusknoir#pmd2#'scribz isnt it cringe to write 500 words retelling the events of a children's game' look if 90% of eos video essays can do it then so can#this is the closest thing my lacking understanding can manage to a meta/analysis post ig
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Reasons to love Sung Jinwoo No. 2: His Tenderness






#solo leveling#missing my romantic boy 😔#sung jin woo#the actual k-drama protagonist LMAO#the way 90% of this is how he behaves around cha hae-in#girl how does it feel winning the lottery#the way he tells his shadow soldiers to close their eyes as he walks toward hae-in cause he’s about to kiss her under the christmas tree#and all the soldiers fanboying about them#PEAK romance to ME#I know the author was rushing the final arc cause he was suffering from his illness#but i hope the anime will include more scenes of them together 🥺#strong feral jinwoo is hot and all but soft romantic boy jinwoo wins my heart 😭#and gotta love a family man bro#the way he prepared dinner for his family cause he knew it could probably be his last time doing so since the war is coming 😭😭😭😭#the way his mom kinda knew about it but jinwoo lied to her to comfort her 😭#the way he stroked his sister’s hair…#I LOVE MY SOFT BOY 😭😭😭😭
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I hope PJ and Sophie go to one of the Brighton shows this weekend and get to witness their creations in all their true doll fucking glory
#obviously i think they know conceptually what happens with them#but do you think they know just how intense it is#because i knew all about it and still wasn't prepared seeing it in person lol#also hope we get another edition of the pj/sophie/dnp beach pic weve been starved for cute insta pics lately#actually idk if it's always a beach bc i cant find any but one example but yall know what i mean probably#titspoilers#dan and phil#phan
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Just yeeted two of my wisdom teeth out and ohhhhb my god I get why people hate going to the dentist now
#HORRIBLE. 0/10 EXPERIENCE#ok maybe like 3/10 actually. bc I didn't feel any pain obvs#but the pressure on my mouth?? the feeling of someone wringing and pulling your tooth out??? CHRIST.#mouth full of blood now. bitter as fuck 😔#when the dentist said it was all done and I was about to get up I looked down at my sleeve#and I'm pretty sure I saw a little piece of my gums there. there was blood so I'm like 90% sure that's what it was#must've accidentally been yanked out bc one of my wisdom teeth had grown in a tricky position#but anyway that was freaky. 🫠#the noise of my teeth being pulled out was terrifying too. christ why do my bones have to make that noise#I kept them both tho 😌 I'm gonna clean them up later and maybe put them in a cute glass bottle or something idk#but let me tell you. I was not prepared for how HUGE those things are#teeth are truly big in there aren't they. all tucked in. hiding more than half their size#crazy. but they're gonna look so cute once I get them cleaned up I just know it#will post tooth pics later 🤨#sleep.txt
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induced to me by my contemporary art exam AND a rewatch of rebels after years that. got me into sabezra unexpectedly AND i updated krita and there were many new brushes i wanted to try
refs (IF U CAN PLS HELP ME FIND THE ORIGINAL COSPLAYERS i can't find anything EDIT: found them!! they're starwars_irl on insta and @rebelartistwren / lionesscosplay on insta. thank you guys <3) and ✨colored version✨ under the cut
i can't find themmmmm I've been looking for 2 days but all i found were uncredited reposts

anyway they look amazing
i really wanted to try greyscaling but I'm not sure it looks good. idk. + while i was making it i was listening to i love you by fontaines d.c. (GREAT SONG FROM A GREAT UNDERRATED BAND) and. the grey fit into that mood much better
also two versions without the sketch lines. where ezra looks happier even if they're uglier
#i didn't expect to like them as a ship ngl. but there are some moments that recall kanera (AND I LOVE THEM) especially if you've read#a new dawn. and IDK COOL!! probably i didn't ship them from the start because. in s1-s2 they're just kids and everytime i reach s3 i keep#brainrotting on thrawn <3 and kallus <3 and zeb <3 idk i kinda forgot about them and all the scenes they were in LMAO#ALSO. i love you is truly a wonderful song wtf?? it's not something I'd associate to sabezra BUT probably after having listened to it for a#month. and having drawn this in the meantime. i found some connections. the fact that the songs alternated between that melodic part#that talks about love to the other verses about (very generally) society. just felt like how their relationship would go. rapidly switching#between the fast paced fights for the rebellion to the calm of the preparation they require that can allow them for some tenderness. ALSO#ezra is so much “if there was sunshine it was never on me / so close the rain; so pronounced is the pain”#and sabine is pretty much “you only open the window; never open up the door” sometimes. especially before her darksaber arc#btw i know this song is about ireland and their relationship with theid country BUT it just prompted me to their grey figures#and colorful background. also. there's something about klimt making some of the most tender representations of love ever imo BUT keep#choosing to represent rather dark iconographies whenever he's asked to do something (I'm thinking about the medicine panels for the uni)#like. there is a similar contrast in there as well. also i like that. ursa had a portrait of herself in her home that referenced klimt#like. it's ursa in her prime; in a literal golden age. i can imagine sabine associating a good moment - one of her bests - to such an#expressive decoration. and maybe stripping colors away when that moment is gone and all that remains is the memory and feeling#OKAY WHY DID I TALK SO MUCH i must've put more thought on this that i previously thought. crazy#it started as a fun experiment to try krita's oil brushes. *in david byrne's voice* how did i get here?#star wars#sw#star wars rebels#star wars fanart#star wars rebels fanart#ezra bridger#sabine wren#ezrabine#sabezra#sabine wren fanart#ezra bridger fanart#sw fanart#g posting
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you are umasou
#I watched it today it was so good#im not big on dinosaur stuff but i like how it was used to approach the predator/prey conversation especially when both sides are sentient#instead of just defaulting to well since predators are meat eaters their actions are automatically immoral so their role in the story#has to match. and then when your characters /are/ meat eaters you just step around that whole topic#heart knows he has to kill and eat so there’s no avoiding it but even he knows he has agency over that#hell he even decided to hunt by himself so umasou doesn’t have to see him kill and eat another dinosaur a day after meeting him#and maybe its because it’s a kids movie but it also doesn’t make a big show over the act of hunting and eating. it doesn’t dwell on it#like yes you can clearly see them ripping into guts minus the graphic details but it doesnt go out of its way to censor it either#its played straight just like hearts mom having more kids like nobody asks who the father is or when that happened cuz it doesn’t matter#what matters is she still loves heart and encourages her kids to greet their big brother and they do!!! it’s sweet#Beckon was also an interesting touch bc they make it clear the only reason he doesnt eat umasou is bc he cant and not that he wouldn’t#but he’s still a funny and interesting character and that doesn’t get in the way of how we see him too much#same for baku he was pretty polite with heart esp from the start when he asks him if hes abandoned implying he would be prepared to#look out for him from the start. and at the end when he decides to spare him. I dont hate him at all hes just intimidating#you are umasou#doodles#I wanted to draw smth more detailed but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to go with the cartoony art style#or smth closer to realistic?? so this is like. some sort of compromise I guess
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they all get called pullingo and are kicked out of the city
Pavitr and Bhim Rajeshkumar and Karna Prabhakar.. the spider bros...
#they came to me in a dream. and i drew them#when i was supposed to be preparing for my exam#eugh. anyway. you are obligated to look at the boys. they are my everything#really happy with how bhim's hair came out. like. i didn't know i could do that#obligatory mention that the prabhakar bros all have really good hair. like at this point it's not even a gift. it's something more divine#karna's luscious locks bro.... i made myself jealous#will these two make an official appearance in the mythic mumbattan au? no idea#but i'll tell you this: miles warren is alive and well#also in case you couldn't tell: bheem is wearing the new spidey india suit (i updated it). he would wear it better than pavitr. just saying#like tbh that new suit is waayyy too similar to the ben reilly suit. not the hoodie the other one#so obviously everyone but pavitr will pull off that look#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#atsv#across the spiderverse#spider man fanart#mythic mumbattan au#bhim rajeshkumar#karna prabhakar#artoftheagni
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Oh also I BETTER see Hyun-ju in that fucking suit cause first of all I need her to survive and second of all she's gonna look so gorgeous and hot in it!!!!!!!
#squid game#manifesting hyunju final dinner suit because i really can't do season 3 if that doesn't happen#like with every other character i am at least kind of emotionally prepared for every other character dying#it will be so sad but i'm gonna a little bit expect it to happen because if i hope for all of them to survive i just know i'll very likely#get absolutely disappointed and devastated#but i just don't see how hyunju could die#she has the strength and confidence to do it#but she's still also kind and smart and doesn't think that she stands above others#so really she should be winning this!!!!!!#if there's only one winner then it's gotta be her!!!#so if she Dies#i don't know what to do then#Especially if she dies before the finale#it would be soso cruel and if she dies i will cry my eyes out for days#anyways#hyunju final dinner suit and getting out of the games alive please and thank you <3#lea's random thoughts#cho hyun ju#cho hyunju
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#17!! theyre at a CONVENTION theyre COSPLAYING#theyve got their itabags and idia totally didnt buy a body pillow whaaaat thatd be craaayzeee#i wanna see it i think itd be silly fun. so curious how silver would do in a con environment i think hed have a mildly good time#gave them sneakers for all the walking. theyre smart they prepared#also just got. another 500 dollar medical bill. and i KNOW another one for a few hundred is on the way. im gonna fuckign die#im being so brave im so miserable but i got another job starting next week so SOBS. the income is needed#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#idia shroud#suntails
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"Odysseus and his crew could've just fished!"
"lmao Athena is yelling at Odysseus for not fishing instead"
"why didn't they just fish? they're on the ocean!"
Me, tiredly: no.... no they could not have 'just fished', you don't know what you're talking about. please... please just sit down. Athena would've "my goodbye"'d his ass on the spot for suggesting to fish instead
#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic the cyclops saga#none of you have gone fishing a day in your lives and it shows. sit down.#please try and comprehend how much fishing they would've needed to do to feed 600 men all doing hard labor#and then also comprehend how much energy those men burn in a day by doing said hard labor. these are 200lb soldiers not your average twink#who sits on their computer all day and doesn't weight lift#like god do you know how *inefficient* fishing on such large scale that would be AND on a WARSHIP?#also please try and remember that this is back BEFORE modern mass fishing equipment were readily available.#no they could not have used the nets. fish dont swim that close to the surface. no they could not have dragged the net in the water#trawling didnt exist until the 14th century. and also they're ROWING THAT SHIP. no they could not have gone to islands there#still wouldn't be enough fish to catch for 600 men. not all fish are edible. not all fish are safe for consumption. fish don't have the sam#amount of nutrients as warm-blood mammals do. fish spoils faster than meat.#you can't use the organs or guts or fat of most fish because of the contaminants in them and fish bones are small and brittle and useless#the energy it takes to catch and prepare a fish isn't worth the energy you get from eating it. not by a long shot.#if odysseus told his crew to fish i guarantee you that they'd have mutiny'd SO much faster just because of how stupid it is#i guarantee that their nets are not that heavy or big enough to sink far enough down the ocean to reach the fish either.#they caught the sirens because the sirens were close to the surface because they were trying to DROWN them.#catching a fish in an infinite ocean vs catching a sheep on a finite island
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It's a good thing he's in a bathtub, because that guy is a MESS.
#kenji kon#jurassic world: chaos theory#jwct#brooklynn#chaos theory#darius bowman#chaos indeed#Darius was just a little butterfly flapping his wings#it's interesting to have this from the reflection perspective#and the live one#because we still don't know exactly what everything is#was it just Darius being overwhelmed with his First Crush because the coolest girl in the world crashed by his place?#was it actually him realizing long-buried feelings that he'd always brushed aside because Brooklynn was never an option to him?#would he have been over it in a week but never got the chance?#how long had Kenji been preparing to break up?#is Kenji still fully in love with her or just upset because the last time he saw his teenage flame they fought and then she died?#it's all about closure#and what they never had#but MAN do I love that Kenji isn't judging Darius#there's no jealousy#or resentment#he Understands#because both of them weren't there#Kenji pushed her away#and Darius didn't catch her#which is also unbeknownst to them THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE ALIVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
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Morro design + a ton of notes.
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#morro wu#lloyd garmadon#featured !#2024#the colors are soooo not going to stay consistent. just because i dont really work with green... ever... not the most happy with these#i need to do a ton of redraws its actually really fun... might open rqs#i know he was 15-20 when he died and its said he was a little younger than the ninja when it happened . and during s5 i see them as#18-20 so i will put him at 19 just because he gives 19 year old vibes (???)#i think i talked about the wings before. they can flap!! he does have ears !!! dont ask how it works. ninjago doesnt make sense#i say this when im the one overthinking how all their powers work and robot schematics. oops#i finished s5 .. i think we'll watch s6 tonight (queueing this on the 14th for reference) so prepare for stuff from that#art was kicking my ass and then i drew morro and all was fixed. morro my new muse ? i cant wait for day of the departed special#FUN FACT ive never seen it. and i like morro so im like itching for it dude. hes so mal core isk
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Guys if I disappear in like... May, this fucking thing will be why
That monstrosity is a list of all the tests I have to pass to get the baccalaureate, and I need that to ... basically to get pretty much any job I'd like to do
I had to create that thing myself, using multiple government website pages about the bac(calaureat, we're lazy) because comprehensible information is apparently not a thing
close-ups/explanations under the cut
blue= explanation of an abbreviation
green= explanation of an abbreviation but it's a list that you don't need to read to understand this
italics= word(s) in french
note: i haven't reread this super carefully, so if I say oral on its own, i do mean oral exam, in french we just say un oral so my brain may forget the word exam lol
BFI: Baccalauréat Français International, basically I have 8 hours of English a week instead of the normal 3 (although with LLCE and/or AMC you get 9 or 15 hours but i'll get to that in a minute) and I have a bilingual level of English [technically I already had that but most of my friends didn't]
Coef(ficient) [x]: ...ok so i have no idea how this works really but it's basically how much is this grade worth. If you get 19/20 coefficient 1 then you got 19/20. If you get it coef 2, I think that means you got 38/40 etc. So coef 20 is huge.
DBQ: Document Based Question
Durée: length of time, how long does this test take
ACL: Anglais C? Litérature, literature basically (shakespeare and gothic make sense, O'Brien is the name of my teacher and hopefully it's a common enough name that it doesn't matter that I just realized his name's still on here oops; he's my poetry and drama?? teacher but since we don't really know what to call his class, we just call it by his name. He teaches about poetry yes but also we're also studying Beckett's Happy Days which is a play, not poetry)
CDM: Connaissances du "Monde", lit. Knowledge of the (British) World, we have to do some research projects which we will present in an oral at the end of the year
There's about 50 kids in my school who will have to do all that this year, about 50 who will have to do that next year, etc.
There's about 1500 students in my school, there's 3 years so only about 500 students passing the bac at my school this year, and only 10% of us have to do this many exams.
The international section doesn't really exist in other schools however, so there's a really small percentage of french kids total who have to do all this.
All that stuff is admittedly my "fault" for choosing to do the international section.
Everything else is mandatory(-ish)
Tronc commun: Everyone has to do this
(notice how the coefficients are at like 8, not frickin 20)
Philosophy: we have to either write for 4 hours about a single sentence they'll give us as a subject (and it can be about practically anything) (that's a "dissertation", or 'dissert' because we have really long names for stuff but then we don't bother saying the full name) OR write a "explanation of the text" which i have no idea how that works bc my teacher's a bit incompetent
N/A: Not applicable, that's for the time the exam takes, we get tested in class so there's not really a set time for stuff
(I know that's ridiculously small sorry)
Ok so now we're getting to the fun little french thing that no one who's not french ever seems to know
In 11th grade (1ère) we have to choose 3 areas to specialize in out of the following (can vary slightly based on schools):
HGGSP: Histoire-géographie, géopolitique et sciences politiques, aka political science and social studies
HLP: Humanités, littérature et philosophie, aka humanities, literature and philosophy (oo it's almost the same words in both languages)
LLCE: Langues, littératures et cultures étrangères, aka English (lit. languages, literatures and foreign cultures but it's really just English class)
AMC: Anglais monde contemporain, aka English again (lit. English contemporary world and again it's just English class)
Mathématiques - transparent
Physique-chimie: Physics and chemistry. No those aren't the same, but yes I only figured that out bc someone explained that to me, bc those two are always taught in the same classroom and with the same teacher for some reason
SVT: Sciences de la vie et de la Terre, aka "Sciences of life and the earth" (you know, bc that's specific), aka Biology + Geology
SES: Sciences économiques et sociales, aka economics and social sciences
NSI: Numériques et sciences informatiques, aka computer science
Arts (arts plastiques, cinéma-audiovisuel, histoire des arts): The list I found with all the names of these spécialités (bc they're only ever referred to by their acronyms) has art be split up like that [technically there were more but i cut them lol] which is weird bc I've never seen art history be separated from actually-making-art (arts plastiques-- Why are they plastic I have no idea) and I didn't think cinema had art history
In 11th as I said you choose 3, and you have 4 hours of each per week.
In 12th grade (terminale), you drop one of the 3 subjects you chose so that you can concentrate more on the other two, with 6 hours of each per week.
The most common combination is math, physics, biology and then one of them gets dropped.
This is just a zoom on the two I kept, I had computer science as my third spé last year.
This combination is extremely uncommon, I only know 1 other person who did those 3 subjects lol.
SVT (biology/geology): Ecrit: I have to write stuff; I wrote either or but it turns out it's both, anyways I have to do a DBQ (see above) and answer a question based on knowledge. TP aka Travaux pratiques: uhhh idk how to explain this other than actually doing science instead of just talking about it.
Art: Ecrit: Analyse du corpus d'oeuvres: we have to analyze a collection of works of art based on a question we're given, and then we can do either a note d'intention pour un projet d'exposition, lit. a note of intentions for an exhibition project; basically we have to take one (or two) of the works of art we saw in the first part and say how we'd put it in a museum. or we do the analyse de corpus + a commentaire critique, where you have to answer a question, for example on a mock we had a question about whether or not AI counts as art; and we had a text and a new work of art An oral is the same word in both; a lot of subjects don't have orals (svt for example) and basically we have to talk about the project we worked on for the whole year. I think. Pratique: actually getting to work on creating something. I'm doing an animation, my friends are doing a frieze that's themed on marine life, something to do with leaves, a crochet project that's also marine life themed, something space themed?, and a mini forest in a suitcase. Some of our classmates are doing sculptures (there's a sculpture of a female bust with holes in it and handprints all over it), someone is - i think - making a musical instrument from scratch, someone else does a lot of paintings that are humongous with lots of bold colors... This is the best part about art as a subject because you get to choose what you do.
Next up, another thing that all french people know and no one outside of france knows; contrôle continu
That is basically classes where we don't have a big test at the end of the year, which is nice, but we still have tests and at the end of the year the average of all of the tests done in these subjects counts as a percentage of the grade you get for the bac.
Maths comp(lémentaires -- we love shortening words lol) aka complementary math?: you can choose to abandon math as a spécialité but still keep some math classes in 12th. There's also something called maths expertes, lit. expert math, which is the same thing but with harder classes; but given that i only know one person who does that, i completely forgot to include it here lol
Both math classes here are optional, everything else till LV3 is mandatory.
Coef 3 en 1ère, 3 en terminale: the averages of both 12th grade and 11th grade are counted
Histoire-géo(graphy): social studies (lit. history and geography)
Enseignement scientifique: so. this thing. Despite the fact that you can take biology and physics as spé, everyone has to do this "scientific education" where the kids who took biology are bored in biology classes, the kids who took physics are bored in physics classes, the kids who took both waste two hours per week listening to stuff they already know, and the people who took neither physics nor biology are also usually pretty bored because even if there's one or two students who are interested by science but were more tempted by other things, most of them didn't take science as spés because they don't like science.
It's a great system /s.
In fairness, we are doing more or less useful things; in biology we're talking about evolution and we mentioned how - especially in France - antibiotics are being used too much and so are becoming less effective. For the people who don't do science, I suppose that's important to know, for me at least the effect was ruined by the fact that I had done that in spés like a week earlier.
In physics, we've been working on energy consumption and kind of how it works, but there's too much math in physics for me to be super interested lol.
LV2 aka Langue vivante 2, aka "living language 2": As I'm writing this I just realized that I forgot to include the LV1 in this pdf lol.
In 7th grade (or 6th if you're an overambitious nerd like me), you have to choose a "second" language, that you'll keep till at least 12th grade, and then afterwards idk how it works. The first language is English by default, you *can* make english your 2nd language but that's complex and Idk enough about how that works. French is taught from 1rst to 11th but doesn't count as a living language for some reason.
Most schools offer Spanish and another language, my middle school had Spanish + German, a friend of mine does Chinese as a 2nd language and there's probably other options depending on the school. Oddly enough, despite the fact that Belgium is at the closest about 20 minutes away from my house by car and the Netherlands are at the closest 1h30 away, Dutch is not a commonly taught language I think. Spain is at the closest about 10 hours away by car, and yet it's far more taught.
(The reason I forgot the LV1 is that in the international section, we automatically get the highest grade possible, 20/20, bc they're grading us based on British standards so they're basically saying that we speak English)
EMC, Education Morale et Civique: I'm going to be honest and say that I have no idea what this class is for or how to translate it lol, desoite having had this since 6th grade. Literally the words mean civic and moral education and if that sounds like propaganda, well, it sort of is. We've had many classes on how to be a good citizen, and how democracy works I think, but we've also had classes on other completely unrelated stuff.
Most of the grades in EMC are group presentations, and so I could not tell you about a single thing I got graded on lol
Spé abandonnée en 1ère: lit. spé abandoned in 11th. Yes we use the word abandoned for this lol, other than that I think I covered it earlier
LV3: So following the logic from LV1/LV2, I think you can guess what this is. This is a third, optional language you can take, most people don't bother because we already have too many classes.
I however am not most people lol, but I'll be adding my friend as an example here because the language I chose could be confusing given what I said earlier about LV2s. Antony [not their real name] is in the international section so has English as the default LV1, they took German as an LV2 and they took Japanese as their LV3. Based off of this logic, I have the same thing except I have Spanish as my LV3 and not Japanese. (I'm not sure how clear this would be on it's own because as I said most schools offer Spanish as an LV2 and most people choose that as their LV2. Since I did German as my LV2, I only started taking Spanish classes in 10th grade)
My school, being an international school, offers an extremely large range of third language possibilities: As I've mentioned, there's Japanese and Spanish, but also Italian, Chinese, Portugese, Polish, maybe German, possibly Dutch and possibly/probably others but I don't know for sure. (I just checked and they don't actually offer German as a 3rd language, but they do offer Dutch, and that's it. "Only" 7 languages, I kinda thought there were more [i think most schools have like one or two. A quick google search for the other school I could have gone to tells me that that school offers Spanish and Arabic as 3rd languages and that's it])
Oh and there's often Latin or Ancient Greek offered at the same time as the LV3 I think, but as they're dead languages they don't count as langues vivantes lol
And we reach the end, with these two.
Français (1ère): As 12th graders, we've already done this part of the bac, last year. The French exam used to be the same year as all the rest but if you've read this far, I think you see the problem with that lol
The grade counts as a percentage of the total bac
And last and certainly worst; the Grand Oral: Lit. the big oral, we have absolutely no preparations for this at school and need to research stuff on our own, in our "free time", whatever that is /j. (... well actually /hj)
I've had 1 teacher talk to me about this, it was my biology teacher, and so depending on the teachers you have for spés, I wouldn't be surprised if some of my classmates hadn't been told the specifics of this sucker at all.
What we have to do is prepare not 1 but 2 possible questions, either 1 per spécialité or a mix between the two subjects (there may be other possibilities but as I said almost no one has told anything about this so this is based off of my recollections of what my biology teacher said and what i found on two government websites.). The reason you prepare two subjects is so that the examinators can choose which one they want you to talk about. Twice the work, twice the stress, for a 20 minute thing.
You have to present your topic for about 10-15 minutes iirc, and then answer some questions.
In biology, my teacher gave us a few vague topics we could use as starting points for our grand oraux (yes the plural of 'oral' is 'oraux', the french language is weird), and basically it's a whole ass reasearch project that we don't get any dedicated hours to in our schedule, that no one has told us about/reminded us of and we have to do that on top of everything else here.
In case my tone isn't clear, I find this ridiculously stupid. I don't like oral exams in the first place, but usually when we have to do some in subjects such as EMC, they don't give us any other work to do while we research our oral, at least in that subject. Another reason I really dislike this is because of CDM (see the first pic, about the international section exams).
CdM is 2 hours a week where we do some research for our research projects. Again, we have 2 hours every single week, with a teacher present, to do nothing but research (and send emails to potential research partners technically), for an exam at the end of the year. This is an international section thing, so the research is in English.
There was the option of adding 2 hours a week for a very small percentage of people to learn how to research in English, and despite the fact that most people would complain if they had more hours of school, the 2 hours a week of research are genuinely useful. I've gotten a lot done since September, and I'm pretty confident about the oral.
For the grand oral, I need to come up with 2 subjects by the end of vacation (we have a 2 week break starting today because it's France and also my class at least already has terrible mental health, if we had to keep this schedule up every single week till May we'd be reduced to like 5 students per class because everyone would be having breakdowns or burnout [Antony is technically not slowing their schedule down over this break (or really any of the other breaks we had), but they're insane /aff /hj. more on that in the tags lol]) not because the school finally realized they should probably remind us of this, but because my biology teacher's a very competant and organized woman who wants to know our subjects so she can help us. (I've had teachers I've liked more or where I've been more interested in their class, but man do I love her for this, other than 2 of my international teachers, she feels like the only competant adult in this school)
#no tags leave me alone#in better news my aunt got me one of paul castle's pengrooms and it is ADORABLE I LOVE IT#french education system#international baccalaureate#baccalauréat#right so as I promised: Antony#Antony is doing and has been doing a “prépa médecine” which means that they're taking extra classes outside of school - I think only during#vacation but I wouldn't put it past them to work on that during the school period- to prepare them to med school. I already dunno how med#school works here so I can't compare to other systems but it sounds hard as fuck to even just GET IN to med school and- knowing them they'l#do amazingly-but the amount of extra work they have to put in just to be able to try to do the first year of med school is absolutely insan#Anyways they're doing that the first week of vacation and then the second week + the first week after they're in Japan on a school trip#That sounds fun but they'll come back having to deal with jetlag + catching up on an entire week's worth of classes#if you read all this for some reason then say good luck to antony lol#i am NOT rereading all that so if anything's incomprehensible feel free to ask for a clarification but i'll answer later bc it is 2am oops#i am going to bed now lol
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Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real
#snap chats#i forget thats not common knowledge fkPWSJAKA#the domino effect of this convo was so funny tho#i made a joke about if i had 3k i could buy two marvel statues#and so my friend kayla went to go look at magneto ones and then she stumbles upon shirtless pics of him#and amongst that collage theres pics of him and rogue which Of Course prompts the question ‘snap what the fuck is this’#and As Neutrally As I Could i explained what thats about and. The Cacophony Of Disdain LIKE I SWEAR I WAS A NEUTRAL PARTY EODSKSKSK#dont even get me started when i explained the Charles Jr. lore to them dkaPSSKSK def played a part in me beginnin to explain The Cherik Lore#BUT YEAH so after that funny bit i was talking about how 97 repopularized the pairing and my other friend was like#‘wait magneto lives at the x mansion now… him and rogue already seems ooc but…’#so THEN i got into the lore of cherik and he was like Oh Shit I Really Missed A Lot#LIKE GIRL IF I KNEW ID BE ASKED ABOUT THE DEPTH OF CHARLES AND ERIK’S ‘’’’FRIENDSHIP’’’’ TODAY I WOULDVE PREPARED A SLIDESHOW#i tried to be as In A Nutshell about it as i could but Man…. so fuckin funny 😭😭😭😭#bombshell after bombshell i was in stitches really but also getting to explain magneto/prof x lore to friends.. awesome…#he was like ‘damn i missed a lot i gotta catch up..’ understatement of the century girl i had never locked in for a convo so hard before#on that note we mentioned rivals and kayla was like ‘hey did you know hes a LORD MAGNETO now’#and her boyfriend be like ‘oh shit really- wair why am i surprised no duh’ LIKE ???? EXCUSE ME. ACCURATE BUT STILLEKDKSKS#and he was like ‘so do you play anyone else’ and when i said wanda and adam he was like ‘oh wanda makes sense- magneto’s daughter and all’#LIKE OK WE GET IT I LIKE MAGNETO !!!!! FUCK !!!!! I LIKE WANDA TOO DAMN#and then ofc he mentioned the rivals rumors about charles…. Loud Sigh… i hope he gets added one day…#ANYWAY!!! my laptop inexplicably shut down todya and wont turn back on !!! fucking uh oh !!!!#esp cause i wanted to launch my comms again today but my comm files are on my computer….#i hope it sorts itself out tomorrow luckily i dont need my laptop for the rest of the day but still…#this happened to me months ago so im praying and hoping i dont have to get it fixed or god forbid replaced#i fr have no clue why it couldve shut down… all them damn tabs open tbh…. anyways!!! heres to hoping 😭😭
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i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you
#im reading that post that says artists are directors of audience reaction and not its dictator:#'you cannot guarantee that everyone viewing your work will react as you are trying t make them react. a good artist knows that this is what#allows work to breath. by definition you cannot have art where the viewer brings nothing to the table ... this is why you have to let go of#the urge to plainly state in text exactly how you think the work should be interpreted ... its better to be misinterpreted sometimes than#to talk down to your audience. you wont even gain any control that way; people will still develop their opinions no matter what you do#im thinking abt this again cuz i was thinking maybe the thing that lets adventure time work so well the way it does is cuz it doesnt#take itself too seriously that it gives the audience enough room to fuck with subtext and then fuck with them back yknow. i think it was#mentioned somewhere that they werent even planning to run with the postapocalyptic elements that are hinted in the show but changed their#mind after the one off with the frozen businessmen and dominoed into marcy and simons backstory. on the other side there are stories that#explain too much to let the story speak for itself and i think it ends up having to do more with the crew trying to lead ppl in a certain#direction than expand on what they have and i see a lot of this with miraculous. like when interviews and tweets are used as word of god in#arguments and it becomes a little stifling to play around with it knowing the creator can just interject. u can say its the crews effort to#engage with its audience but it feels more like micromanaging. and none of this is to say there ISNT room for stories that spell things out#theyre just suited for different things. if sesame street tried abstract approaches to themes and nuance itd be counterproductive#a lot of things fly over my head so i need help picking things apart to get it- but it doesnt have to be from the story itself. ive picked#picked up or built on my own interpretations listening to other ppl share their thoughts which creates conversation around the same thing#sometimes stories will spell things out for you without being so obvious abt it that it feels like its woven into the text. my fav example#for this might be ATLA using younger characters as its main cast but instead of feeling like its dumbed down for kids to understand why war#is bad its framed from a childs point of view so younger audiences can pick up on it by relating to the characters. maybe an 8 year old#wont get how geopolitics works but at least they get 'hey the world is a little more complicated than everyone vs. fire nation'. same for#steven universe bc its like theyre trying to describe and put feelings into words that kids might not have so they have smth to start with#especially with the metaphors around relationships bc even if it looks unfamiliar as a kid now maybe the hope is for it to be smth you can#look back to. thats why it feels like these shows grew up with me.. instead of saving difficult topics for 'when im ready for it'#as if its preparing me for high school it gave me smth to turn in my hands and revisit again and again as i grow. stories that never#treated u as dumb all along. just someone who could learn and come back to it as many times as u need to. i loved SU for the longest time#but i felt guilty for enjoying it hearing the way ppl bash it. bc i was a kid and thought other ppl understood it better than me and made#feel bad for leaning into the message of paying forward kindness and not questioning why steven didnt punish the diamonds or hold them#accountable. but im rewatching it now and going oh. i still love this show and what it was trying to teach me#yapping#diary
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