#I feel like if I made enough Monty Python and the Holy Grail references spy would eventually just die

[tf2-appreciator]

How I would defeat all the tf2 mercs in combat:

Scout: Ask him about Tom Jones. While he’s talking, tie his shoelaces together. If he doesn’t have shoelaces, crowbar to the head

Soldier: Gain his trust, earn his respect, then tell him that I’m actually Canadian. Instant death

Pyro: Show them one of those baby sensory videos. Then, while they’re distracted, crowbar to the head

Demoman: Idk I think we’d be good friends

Heavy: Play dead, laying as flat on the ground as possible. When he leans forward to look down at me, crowbar to the head

Engineer: I am shorter than him. I would simply have to ask him what the weather was like up there and he would die immediately from the shock

Medic: I’m not winning this fight bro I won’t even try

Sniper: If he throws jarate at me I’ll just catch it, at that point I’ve basically won

Spy: Take a sword or other deadly melee weapon. Spin like the worlds deadliest beyblade. Try and backstab me now, dingus