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Iβm back on Medic OC shenanigans (Iβm so normal about him)
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The fourth law of thermodynamics is that every blu medic character has to have experienced the horrors no matter what
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Some drawings of my Medic oc. Might make a character sheet for him one day (never). In game outfit under more (heβs supposed to be blu team but shhh I canβt figure out how to change it)






I have more art of this silly but these are my favorites
#ignore that drawing of him getting stabbed heβs fine (he is not)#my wonderful princess with brain damage#tf2 medic#medic oc#tf2 blu medic#cw blood#cw weapon
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No keep going he needs to be humbled
bullying RED Scout (I'm a BLU teamer)

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Guys do you think spycrab is a crab that just so happens to be a spy or is he like a spy trapped in a crabβs body?

This thought keeps me up at night sometimes.
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Some pictures of my son Jean-Pierre
Context for last photo under cut cause itβs too funny to me

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FISHπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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FELT
#OP this hurts even more cause it reminds me that 5 foot 8 is a normal height and not the height of literal Goliath beasts#that being said yes I would love to be a part of this gang
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How I would defeat all the tf2 mercs in combat:
Scout: Ask him about Tom Jones. While heβs talking, tie his shoelaces together. If he doesnβt have shoelaces, crowbar to the head
Soldier: Gain his trust, earn his respect, then tell him that Iβm actually Canadian. Instant death
Pyro: Show them one of those baby sensory videos. Then, while theyβre distracted, crowbar to the head
Demoman: Idk I think weβd be good friends
Heavy: Play dead, laying as flat on the ground as possible. When he leans forward to look down at me, crowbar to the head
Engineer: I am shorter than him. I would simply have to ask him what the weather was like up there and he would die immediately from the shock
Medic: Iβm not winning this fight bro I wonβt even try
Sniper: If he throws jarate at me Iβll just catch it, at that point Iβve basically won
Spy: Take a sword or other deadly melee weapon. Spin like the worlds deadliest beyblade. Try and backstab me now, dingus
#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 heavy#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#I feel like if I made enough Monty Python and the Holy Grail references spy would eventually just die
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Youβd hear him from a mile away too. Especially if he was walking up or down stairs it would just be
thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk

somebody help him
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That implies they trusted their medics in the first place which is a horrid lie
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Ok new angst idea hear me out.
The second opinion cosmetic but somehow the two medics managed to sew each other together and now red medic is bullying blu medic and blu medic is crying and itβs just a mess
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Iβve done this months ago, little pyro headcanon about the red and blu pyro visions
#kinda reminds me of the the left for dead 2 zombies canonically (if I remember correctly) are sentient and view the humans as monsters#maybe blue Pyro is the same way? thinks everyone else is a monster/demon of sorts and attacks out of fear?#idk just what I first thought of when I saw this. super cool art!#tf2#tf2 pyro#tf2 scout
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I WAS AT WORK AGH-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDIC!!!!!
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP TODAYβS IS ALSO MEDICβS BIRTHDAY
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This is technically only half a tf2 post but spyhead and the frankenturrets from portal 2 have the exact same flavor of βgod I wish you were real so I could kill youβ and people need to talk about that more.
#tf2#tf2 spy#spyhead#portal 2#frankenturret#both are little things that you can pick up in your hands and just look so so pathetic that itβs upsetting
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No frickinβ way.

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Art dump of mostly scout (and my medic loadout)


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