#I have all of helluvaboss and hazbin in high quality so I need to make stuffs

[mosaic-briar]

I will make a season 2 predictions chart later cause they are fun and I wanna make meme content for the people (I'mma put Alastor discovers furbies, and Cyrimni doxxs the gang and shit like that on it)

but I also wanna say as a multishipper with no investment in any particular ship (except things like Chaggie and Huskerdust but thats also the plot) that I will be watching S2 as an Alastor sporting event

there is nothing more fun than a sandbox that has already revealed the rules, Alastor isn't just canon ace, he's canon ace and "doesn't know what that is" and while I'm sure his dynamics and relationships with all the other characters is going to be challenged and grow we know he isn't going to get any on screen relationship scenes in any traditional sense.

which means watching season 2 will feel like reverse queer baiting for the fandom shippers. Maybe its an animator nod or just a reference to a fandom joke or maybe its just that Alastor and another character are meant to engage in the plot but every episode is a CHANCE for new sandbox content that isn't fully defined yet.

like, its just how the song Hells Greatest Dad ended up creating two of the mainstay motifs of radioapple which is putting them in restaurants and nun outfits. I cannot tell you how much fanfiction I've read in the last year about a sad divorced dad who works at a restaurant and fucks around with a busboy named Alastor, its actually incredible. It's more fun because the sakes can't hurt the ship directly even if one the characters fucking dies and they never talk cause the sandbox wasn't concerned with that anyway. This doesn't even touch on how every person or friend group slowly morphs there own interpretation of the character. Like, radioapple itself ranges from camp and fluff to literal dead dove and gore, which is like having a new sandbox inside of the first sandbox. holy fuck two sandboxes!

anyway, I am gonna run an Alastor ships score board for technical ship victories throughout S2 because to me this is the equivalent of the world cup. I do think that the Vox x Alastor lovers are gonna have the highest highs and the lowest lows, that's my early prediction! I also guess there will be some random ass crack ship that ends up with insane power like fucking Husk and Lucifer, cause yall keep fucking around. Every time I see someone crack ship them its the same "huh so random but I guess maybe if they ever looked at each other" but those two old men would fuck drunk and blind and not bother discussing it the following day there is always a chance is the Hazbin Hotel babyyyyy that a throw away bit can burn and build ships. okay my wildest call someone from Hazbin Hotel ends up in a canon ship with someone from Helluvaboss, Paimon and Sera obviously connect the dots.