#I just keep forgetting

[sadagios]

they call me icarus, because i would burn my wings for you.

[foryoupeko]

Note to self of things I wanna draw but I gotta post it to keep myself accountable

Toko: You read that? You read porn?

Taka: I read your book that just so happens to be porn!

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Tenko: yum! You can taste the estrogen in this whopper!

Tsumugi: They killed a trans cow???

(impossible whoppers has trace amount of estrogen in it, real tiny amount)

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Post canon sdr2 where Kazuichi makes a little BB gun out of trash. Kazuichi, Sonia, and Akane are shooting cans when Fuyuhiko calls them in for dinner. Kaz says they’ll come in when they shoot all the cans. They’re all doing badly so Fuyuhiko grabs the gun and shoots all the cans in one try. Kazuichi and Sonia finally realized that day that Fuyuhiko might be hot.

[effietrinket1619]

So for ur Lanternfam TikTok’s thing! Jess is about to film like a meme or a challenge or whatever. And Hal actually knows it. Like before she can finish it he’s like oh I know what this is! And the other lanterns and the internet EXPLODES BC WAIT HE KNOWS ONE??? Probably learned about it from one of his nieces or nephews or smth

Also! Jess vlogs a nature hike and everything goes wrong!!! Bc it’s them!

Jess and Kyle talk in Spanish once! ONCE!! And the comment section is filled with omg that’s hot- but then in another video Kyle mentions smth about being Irish and the viewers are like? Wait-

Jess Vlogs a trip to a plane museum or car show and it’s a compilation basically of Hal or Simon just getting really excited or explaining things and the others looking at them like lol. Or exasperated as the trip goes on

Jess doing a like, planting and answering ur questions! Or smth and answering your questions idk. And then proceeds to not answer any questions. At all

There’s another video being filmed but someone walks by shirtless in the background and suddenly there’s so. So many edits. THEY WERE THERE FOR TWO SECONDS WHAT-

One of the older lanterns is helping Kelli with her hw and all u can see is Jess and Kyle laughing, but u can hear confused voices bc “this is not what I learned when I was in school. This is not how I did it when I was in school”

Anyways just some silly fun! Ty for feeding us with lantern content!!

-Gis

oh FUCK yeah

that challenge? the one that hal knows?? it's a hear me out cake. for those who don't know, it's literally a cake you stick pictures of people/things/whatever you would fuck. hal got it from helen who really wanted to see him do one and jess bluescreens for five seconds when he brings it up before jumping on the idea. and you know what? chaos. hal is unhinged at the best of times but he's putting shit on this cake that barely makes sense. a jet engine, godzilla, the colour green, ton-618 which is immediately followed up by a planet. simon's literally howling behind the camera, jess is barely keeping it together and hal is totally unrepentant. they keep coming: a picture of just a mustache and nothing else (which sends simon into further hysterics and now kyle's joining him) and then himself but in green lantern uniform. finally, there's one picture left. hal looks down at it and visibly pales. jess tells him he needs to put in in the cake. he's come this far. he cannot stop now. hal asks how many people are likely to see this video. jess omits that literally millions of people are following this channel. beet fucking red and sweating, hal puts down his final hear me out: the flash symbol. just the symbol. the video ends with jess staring at him, open mouthed, simon actively dying on the floor and kyle's cut-off shriek of "I KNEW I--"

jess is the only one thriving on this nature hike. john is close behind but he has to listen to the others complain and make sure they don't get themselves inadvertently killed. jo's here for the views and the pictures and trips kyle at irregular intervals for fun. kyle is barely awake and stumbling over everything in sight. keli has been shamelessly piggybacking off of guy for the last hour. guy himself is probably sunburnt as hell and refuses to admit defeat and slather himself up (he didn't slip slop slap seek and slide beforehand). hal's being totally insufferable about everything and simon is realising quickly that he did not pack enough water for this at all and jess might make them drink from a stream. it's a miracle they even make it back alive.

KSJFLA the audience find out about mixed people lmao. jess just can't believe they're that dumb and kyle can't believe she had to even try to explain it.

i think simon and hal at respective museums would be too powerful. neither would be capable of shutting up which, like, good for them honestly. they all come out of these ones knowing way more about exhaust pipes or whatever. forgive me, i was a dinosaur kid.

jess doesn't do get ready with me videos. she does planting videos and i like to think she's planting/pruning/caring for her weird alien plants during this and casually thwarting every single attempt they're making at murdering her. and yeah, she literally answers fuck all because all of her answers are cryptic as hell so she doesn't technically have to lie, even if jess is not above lying on the internet. but it's fun to say the most incomprehensible bullshit like, 'yeah, hal's ex was insane, he killed a bunch of people' and then never mention it again.

about ninety percent of the edits that are made of the lanterns are from two second clips of jess accidentally capturing them shirtless. she's seen enough of them to give her a goddamn migraine and the fact that dick grayson will occasionally send some to her doesn't help.

keli's learning quick that getting an education major to help with homework is actually a bad idea because apparently, it's been years since guy was a teacher and they goddamn changed everything. hal's equally useless. he stares at it, bent at the waist, like he's strategising on how to defuse a bomb but it's just english homework that's gotten keli frustrated and he has literally no clue how to help because he definitely didn't do this. eventually, keli buckles and goes to simon who's reliable and actually useful while hal and guy start their daily bickering session over how to best write an essay.

[whumper-cars]

Whumpril Day 3: Sore

TW: injury

(Sorry, nothing fancy or exciting for this one, just a little lighthearted banter)

Hero hissed in pain as they limped over to the couch, just barely managing to get there before flopping onto it. They had twisted their ankle during that last mission and they only managed to hide how sore it was until they got back home. And to literally add insult to injury, it didn't even come from the fight with Villain. Rather, they decided the best way to avoid the presses was to sprint through the woods. They never really were one to pay attention to where they were walking.

Medic rounded the corner to the living room and paused. They only had to take one look at Hero to know they did something stupid. "So, what did you do this time?" they asked. Hero let out a long sigh before grumbling something under their breath.

"Pardon?" Medic was smirking now. Hero glared at them silently.

"...I twisted my ankle trying to avoid the news." they mumbled irritably.

"Now was that really that hard to tell me?" Medic asked patronizingly.

"You know, you don't always have to treat me like a child. Just food for thought."

"Yeah well you don't always have to act like one."

That last comment got a couch pillow chucked at their head as they jogged off to get an ice pack, snickering the whole way.

[continuousmeowing]

mybitchass computer (expensive) (less than a year old) just randomly crashed (i had three firefox windows and vlc media player open) i hate her soooo bad……

[candyheartedchy]

I’m gonna try to add those ATHF charms and the Todd and strawberry soda acrylic pins in my kofi shop later today.

[brokendarkfairyempressforever]

when people ask me what car I want

me: the one that goes vroom vroom beep beep and doesn’t need to get fixed a million times

them: what type of car do you want?

me: I just said the one that goes vroom vroom beep beep

them: you didn’t get your permit yet did you ?

me: yeah

[longappendage]

I also need to get a soft collar tbh

[ceruleanterrapin]

I should really reply to my asks

[that-one-enby-ranger]

I would like to talk about something for a while.

Everyone in the ra fandom keeps on saying that Halt is actually pretty young because he is in his thirties and Flanny keeps on calling him a old man who is basically in the ground already, (he will never die though.) And yeah thats true, the fucked up timeline has evidence of that.

But I think we're forgetting that even though thirty today is considered young, back when Rangers Apprentice was set, it was probably more what we think of as fifties. People back then barely made it to sixty. So when Flanny says Halt is old for just being in his thirties, he's not wrong.

Just felt like mentioning that.

[vikvampir3]

I’m a very simple guy, I see a cowboy with a slutty waist and I get a little dumb

[sleaze4sleaze]

I wear my pants high not in a feminine way but an old man way

[banrionceallach]

godsake trying to rest your hand is incredibly annoying. I keep reaching for stuff without thinking and then whoops shooting pain.

[therewillbenoromance]

i love talking about and reblogging about writing stuff while also having not posted anything that proves im actually writing anything

like. oh yeah writing that one thing is so hard!! but not having any reference for people to relate it to my own works. its so funny to me

[themintman]

ok so I am debating bringing up ADHD with my therapist next time I see her so I'm like looking at the symptoms and I go to this website and it's long and there's text between each symptoms and their organized by age gener etc and im like "ew no wtf i cant read that thats so boring" and i go to pictures and see a pretty purple infograohic thats colour coded and am like yes thats bettee and the first thing i see on it is "gets bored easily" "struggles to stay on task" "short attention span" so like.. mega oops there

[angelbvn]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the way i’m so off track of what i was doing