#rangers apprentice shitpost

[cconfusionh]

I read the first book of rangers apprentice and I’m hooked so I had to meme while I’m waiting for the next books to arrive✨✨

[ghost-gathering]

[that-one-enby-ranger]

I was saying to my friend "I will throw this cat at you just like in Coraline" but I ended up accidentally saying "I will throw this cat at you just like in Morgarath."

I think I need to take a break from the series.

[yunatunaa]

Is there an age swap!au for Rangers Apprentice where Halt is the apprentice to Will in this fandom yet? I need to know for science

If not, feel free to give me some headcanons you might have,,,,,,,,

[ragingadhd]

the ending of the burning bridge like

[rangertessadarling]

Guys, guysss, the beginning of Book 8 is so underrated, seriously Flanagan FEDD us in the span of 15 chapters.

we've got Halt being a badass on the west coast kicking outsider ass, we've got cute gathering moments, we've got Will training apprentices and subconsciously acting exactly like Halt in the meantime.

not to mention cute Uncle Crowley moments with Will and the Special Task Group reveal, and the fact that a large part of the reason Will was so excited to move back to Redmont was because Alyss lived there and he'd get to see her more. And Crowley literally calls him outtt for this because Will was smiling so big at the thought of seeing his girlfriend more often.

NOT TO MENTION the small moment where the 5th year apprentices have their graduation ceremony and Will has that moment of regret for missing out on having a "happy proud family" to wish him well at his own graduation, and as quickly as that thought enters his mind, he's casting it aside because "he had Halt. and Halt was enough family for anyone." AHHHHHH

and then Will sings with Berrigan at the gathering, Will plays a bit, and then very respectfully says, "You've also taught me not to overstay my welcome." PLEASE he's so babygirl. So respectful of Berrigan's time.

THEN we get the Will and Alyss reunion and they're so cute he's holding her hand the entire time they're together ahjgksjdb

THEN we get the SQUADDD AT DINNER TOGETHER???

PAULINE, CROWLEY, ALYSS, WILL, ANDDDD HALT??

and you best believe Halt, diva that he is, showed up late, and Will proceeds to knock over his chair in excitement because he's so excited to see his dad he's like a little puppy dear god.

then of course we get them bear-hugging and we get Halt's annual "I love this kid sm" moment

then they sit down to eat lamb and talk shit, and you best believe they talked shit the entire dinner before they discussed business because that actually happened. Halt said no business till I know whats happening with Rodney and Margaret.

THEN WE GET THE BROTHER REVEAL UGH

and this is only like the first 9 chapters yall this book is underrated, i'm telling you

[findingcrow]

Quick confession to RA tumblr

Ever since I read the Ruins of Gorlan for the first time I can only imagine George as that one guy from Sofia the First (a show I have never watched)

this dude

[spawnpeeker-scheisse]

Please give me your most unhinged suggestions for RA characters' theme songs

and I will create a spotify playlist for them. And I'll post it.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

i totally subscribe to the headcanon (au?) that halt's not his real name btw. in my mind it goes like, he only spoke hibernian when he first came to araluen and met a guard patrol or something. they tried to stop him and he dipped, but that left such an impression on him that next time someone asked for his name he went "halt" out of sheer instinct. and the person who asked was crowley so he didn't think twice about it and just went "you wanna join my revolution" and halt said "ya" and then they stayed best friends for 50 years

[an1d10t]

Why do almost all the Skandian names end with ak

Lorak, Ulfak, Olgak, Ragnak, Erak

Just why

[peapodsinspace]

Trained in the stiletto?

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Indeed.

Here’s this doodle I whipped up after seeing a post by @anarchist-aquarius

Also tagging @ask-lord-morgarath because fanart!

I accidentally turned the wargal into puppy-bears instead of ape-bears but they’re cuties

Also if you’re wondering why the wargles are sorta short, it’s cus they’re babies!!! He’s *training* them!

Original post under the cut!

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[cconfusionh]

halt doodle

[whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers]

I like to bring a little chaos and fuck up my own life by re organising my bookshelves every once in a while to the worst order.

At the moment I'm just pulling a Good Omens Jim and organising them by the first letter of the first sentence.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

It seems to me that the difference between the Rangers Apprentice fandom on Pinterest and on Tumblr is that on Pinterest a lot of the people there don't ship Cralt and seem very passionate about keeping it that they're just friends and on Tumblr most the people I have seen ship Cralt so fucking hard.

[peithopathos]

Hrjekwjkeke

I’m too drunk to be here

[ragingadhd]

something something order of the oak pancake