#I should clarify

[tartppola]

silbert + yuuwis dump again........ackkkk

[solid-white]

Both Sniper and Scout can date each other like how they can date Spy and Medic. "B-But the age difference!" And the mf's in question are in their late 20s.

[paperleef]

I giggled. Oooooh the girls are fighting

[aroace-ryland-grace]

guys do you think they knew when Martin went to Jon asking about a dog in the archives and they made eye contact for the first time that they'd be the last ones left

[madlyn5ever]

Dan and Phil will dress in suits, Dan with a pink and black beanie and pink makeup and Phil just lookin nice, and call themselves hernia headgehog and Susanclub7 or some shit

Edit from, awake me: yeah I think I was actually dying last night cause I kept referring to wrist watches (with blue wrist straps) as “blue ouches” and my brain was being weird but anyway,

The dream felt like, 10 seconds long , and it took place in the apartment gaming room, but Phil had his frosted tips and Dan looked like he does now too.

[cakesnake04]

Ppg fans try not to be homophobic challenge (SUPER DIFFICULT EXTREME EDITION) acting like some people having a head-canon that blossom is a lesbian is gonna kill them when a majority of the fandom makes her straight. you’ll live i promise u

[winn-wynn]

Foodcourt Au !!! (Magic Modern Times)

w/ Percy, Oliver, Marcus, Penelope, and Audrey

to start it off it’s the summer before college. They all need jobs to tie them over before school officially starts

Percy works at Smoothie Paradise. He’d be really good at memorizing the recipes. Usually the only one on shift because it doesn’t get that busy. Has fought with a Karen at least once per shift. Has tons of overtime. He needs the money. Manager has talked to him at least for it but at this point lets him have his overtime. Percy is his only regular full time employee.

Penelope works at Cinnabon. She’s really extroverted and friendly with customers. Is very fast and efficient. Always on cashier. Is also the caller to shout out customers names because she has the loudest voice.

Oliver works at Auntie Anne’s. BELIEVES HIS PRETZELS ARE SUPERIOR!!! Runs his little store like a quidditch team. Fast and efficient. Will win. Believes in teamwork but will kick your ass if you’re slacking. Works very fast. Has the pretzel shapes engrained in his mind and hands. Can do it in sleep.

Marcus works at Wetzel’s Pretzels. HIS PRETZELS ARE SUPERIOR OLIVER!!! Works in the back, mostly is the one shaping and baking pretzels. Do not put him on cashier he has no patience. Probably has threatened to kick out customers out at least once per shift.

Audrey works at Panda Express. She loves cooking the back. She does not want to talk to customers. Will do it begrudgingly though. Half -Chinese, so she makes jokes at least once that she’s working for her people even though Panda Express is not authentic. (It’s really Chinese American.) She always cleans as she goes. Refuses to do overtime because of dishes or cleaning the floor. Will get out on time. She will make sure of it.

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF

They all met on accident because they were closing shifts. They all had a similar break time and sat at the food court tables to eat.

Percy knew Oliver from school so they were eating together. Penelope just plopped herself down and declared she was going to be friends with them because she’s seen them around school. Percy and Oliver just let it happened. They were to shocked. Percy didn’t mind. Oliver was like bombastic side eyes. Penny won Oliver over by her knowledge of quidditch.

Penelope brought Audrey over. They were friends before. Funnily enough Audrey brought Marcus over because she likes drama. She just thought Oliver and Marcus has a lot in common.

Oliver and Marcus were Not Happy TM. They fought like cats and dogs. They growled at each other once. Percy was not amused. He locked them in a janitors closet and said to sort it out.

They did it eventually. They’re still rivals and agreed to a truce. They still fight though.

Obviously, Oliver and Marcus are rivals. They work at different pretzels shops. They go over and fight each other at their place at least twice per shift. Percy is unfortunately stationed next to them and has to stop their fights. Penelope is across from them and watches while eating her cinnamon rolls. Audrey watches exasperated but she can’t say shit because her and Penny bet on when Percy will snap or who will win the fight.

That’s all I have for now. Tell me if you want more !!!

Also in case you don’t read tags, which fair I write goddamn essays, im Chinese. So please don’t take the Panda Express joke too seriously. I make that joke everytime I eat there.

[housetohalf]

It’s been four years but we are so back.

[i-didnt-do-1t]

Does anyone have any scenarios they want me to write involving the delanceys and Sarah Jacobs

[pokingcactus]

TikTok has got ads on Tumblr now that autoplay sound?? One of the worst internet sins.

Jail for Tumblr jail for one thousand years

[flutt3rb4tz]

Your second pronoun is very tasty. Ate it for breakfast today.

i've been trying to figure out wtf i should say to this ask its so fucking menacing. i WOKE UP to this and it immediately made me laugh so hard i CRIED. are you talking about buns (bread) or buns (bunny) sir??? sir???

[hyperfocusthusly]

Put some extra weight into my workouts and now my knees hurt

[topbanana-art]

Vin trying to get to know Dhalas went great last session

Dhalas - Me!

Vin - @Zombie_octopus

[aroace-ryland-grace]

downloaded tiktok for 1 night for the first time since like 2022 and my consensus is tiktok outsiders musical fans are fucking scary. are they okay. can they get away from me

[manicali]

The constant urge to attempt to recreate the Kamakura Project.

[luckynebulae]

person online disagrees with you opinion?

ignore it!

person online says something hateful?

ignore it!

are we really going to let some stranger miles away who we only witness via some flashing lights and numbers tell us what to do or how to think? nah i don’t think so