#I think everything else is p self explanatory…

[goodnightsasuke]

What I Think the Naruto Characters Would Listen To

Ino - Megan Thee Stallion, Naomi Elizabeth, Ayesha Erotica, Slayyyter, Baby Tate, Chapel Roan, Charli XCX

Shino - 80s Yugoslav synthpop (like Videosex), King Crimson, New Order, Echo and the Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, Machine Girl

Naruto - Blink-182, Offspring, Sum 41, Drake, Chief Keef, Limp Bizkit, 21 Savage, Playboi Carti

Sakura - Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Lady Gaga, PinkPanthress, Doechii, Biggie, Taylor Swift, TLC

Tenten - 80s city-pop (like Mariya Takeuchi and Tomoko Aran), Fiona Apple, Chapel Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Hozier, Paramore

Kakashi - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, Run DMC, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Korn, Kanye, Weezer, Depeche Mode

Sasuke - Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, Tool, BUCK-TICK, Bauhaus, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against the Machine, Boy Harsher, Depeche Mode

Hinata - Clairo, One Direction, Harry Styles, TWICE, Taylor Swift, BIGBANG, Lorde, Magic!, Carly Rae Jepsen

Shikamaru - Tame Impala, Kendrick Lamar, The Neighborhood, Frank Ocean, Father John Misty, Nirvana, Mareux, Tupac

Karin - Tinashe, Paramore, Doechii, Tate McCrae, Sabrina Carpenter, Evanescence, Missy Elliot, Kesha, Flo Milli

Kankuro - The Cure, Skinny Puppy, Bauhaus, Aurat, KMFDM, Velvet Acid Christ, Nine Inch Nails, Soft Cell, Wumpscut

Temari - Kali Uchis, Bree Runway, Lady Gaga, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Rico Nasty, Fergie, Destroy Boys, Poppy

[critai]

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[poppytuft]

ref wip but my son is coming along nicely……… the blogs namesake is becoming real once more

[cosmicmunsonwrites]

LOVE mean!rafe and desperate!reader i need more where they finally become official if they ever do

but i’ll do anything for you

mean!rafe cameron x desperate!fem!reader

cw — mdni, p in v, cockwarming, rafe gets softer

summary — after rafe finally starts developing feelings, he decides to take whatever they have to the next level.

authors note — this can be read as a standalone but is essentially a part 2 to “i just wanna be one of your girls.” please request more!! they motivate me so much more than just free writing. should i keep adding to this series too??

do not copy or post my work anywhere else.

“tell me you’re mine,” rafe demanded as his big rough hands kneaded the soft fat of your ass. his blue eyes glared into yours while he waited expectantly for your reply.

you moaned quietly when your hips rolled into his and his tip pressed up against your cervix in the most delicious way. “i’m yours, rafe,” you replied excitedly and eagerly. “i’ve always been yours.”

he nodded with a satisfied grin on his face. “good,” he mumbled before leaning forward to kiss you. your hands moved from his shoulders to his jaw as you pressed further into him. he thought the passion you poured into his lips was cute.

when you pulled away breathlessly with kiss-bitten lips, you frowned slightly with tears brimming in your waterline. “but are you mine?” you asked hesitantly. your face was quiet and scared, entirely expecting his answer to disappoint you like it always did.

he thought for a quick second. you were fucking gorgeous, you listened to everything he said, you did everything he asked, and you were completely obsessed with him. what else could he want? “I’m yours,” he whispered against your lips before kissing you again.

his hands moved underneath your ass to slowly lift you up and quickly slam you back down on his length. you whimpered into his mouth, leaving enough room for him to slip his tongue inside and get you feeling all dizzy.

he began to roll your hips into his own, your clit dragging against his pubic bone and the movement allowing you to feel every vein of his cock. tears began to slip down your cheeks. he fucking loved how sensitive you were.

“can’t take it, rafe,” you muttered against his pink lips. you panted as your walls spasmed around him and tried to push him out. “you’re too big.”

he could’ve swore he’d just fallen in love with you again. “move in with me,” he blurted out. he didn’t even have time to think about the words leaving his mouth. he just knew he needed to keep you safe and locked away where no one could snap you out of your little dream.

you nodded almost instantly. even with glossy eyes and tears staining your cheeks, you smiled bigger than ever. “i want that,” you said happily. he grinned and leaned back against the sofa, allowing you to move at your own pace and do whatever you needed for yourself. “rafe?”

“what?” he asked. there was almost a hint of irritation in his voice knowing that there was more than likely another question coming his way.

you wiped your tears and replaced your hands on his shoulders, trying to ignore the way his cock was impaling you. “does this mean we’re, like, exclusive?” you asked hopefully.

he internally rolled his eyes at that. was that really a question? he though it was pretty self-explanatory. he began to think he’d fucked you stupid already without even doing much. “sure,” he said.

you squealed giddily and hugged him tight. he almost began to question what he’d just gotten himself into.

[glamourscat]

heyy, would you possibly do dick and / or jason nsfw alphabets??👀

JASON TODD NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare with Jason is perhaps even more intense than sex. It’s quiet at the start, his hand is reaching for you. Gently caressing your hip, then your belly and your stomach. Soaking in the quietness of the moment as you calm down from the adrenaline of the moment. His caresses would turn into soft kisses and mutual praises, perhaps a warm bubble bath too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I would say for his thighs. Despite having a complicated relationship with and what his body has turned into, I think, he would truly enjoy his thighs. Especially seeing you riding them.

On his partner, everything. No, I am not exaggerating. He is the type to lose absolutely all. I do believe he has an aesthetic attraction more prone towards muscular and plus size individuals. Belly, thighs, boobs you name it. He is on it lol

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I truly believe he has a breeding kink and i have nothing else to add

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

…. Hear me out… pegging. LISTEN, I feel when he truly has found his partner all barriers come down. There's nothing more he wants than to be in love and to share his love equally back. He wants to feel safe and once he is secure enough rest assured he won't be shy with his needs and wants. PLS his pretty noises while his eyes roll back? Praising him? Damn it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced but is an eager and fast learner 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Good old missionary but especially a fan of cowgirl and doggy

G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Not at first. The first few times, and a while after that, he will be pretty serious. Maybe even intense for how emotional the moment is. But as time goes by he would soften up, not to crack jokes, but a few giggles and laughs would for sure come through

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I would say he has some hair. I hc that after the pit his hair grows faster than normal ish, or at least, faster than they used to. He has a happy trail and moderate hair down there that he keeps cut but not completely shaved off

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Struggles with intense emotions but when he manages to work with them, rather than against them, his hopeless romantic side comes out. Expect deep yet soft thrusts, moans that make your shine tingle, kisses that leave you breathless and at least 4 mind blowing orgasms

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t see him as the type to need it constantly. I feel it would be more or so a “hmm i haven't done it in a while and now thinking about it made me horny lets do it”

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Like i have said pegging, also praise– heavy on this one– biting, breeding kink, edging and not sure if there's a name for it, but i think he would be into being obnoxiously loud with the intent of being heard especially if he is feeling extra spicy

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bed or shower/bath

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. just you. But i feel he would also get off when you two are having friendly back and forth banter/challenges

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that can hurt the both of you and restrain on him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is a giver, he will literally eat you out like a starved man. But, there’s also something he can’t deny, about you, on your knees giving the most sloppy bj he has ever received it keeps him going

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

A mix. Mostly slow and deep, with a few hard thrusts. Extremely sensual on other occasions. Mostly, he will keep a pace stable enough to make you moan his name so many times your throat will be sore after

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not a fan

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Nope, i can’t see him being a big risk taker. Sure, he likes to keep things interesting as he runs on adrenaline– but that's in his vigilante life. In his private life he wants nothing but comfort

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Yeah, a few lol. There would be breaks in between, a snack or two. You two talking, and in a way it almost feels like an aftercare in itself

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He wouldn’t necessarily own some but if you do, then once you move in together they become of the both of you. Especially vibrators or dildos, I feel he would be a fan of watching you taking care of yourself before he starts… or, hear me out, gifting you a dildo that resembles his dick in shape, size and girth.. Custom made? Maybe… 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A TEASE. It’s funny yeah, until you do it back and all of the sudden he is turned into the most whiny, moaning mess you have ever seen

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not very loud, at start. A few grunts, maybe some moans will escape here and there. As the relationship progresses though, he will grow bolder. Unashamed of his moans as he keeps thrusts in you. Praising you mixed with some filthy words in between

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

After the first time you two had sex he cried, in fact, he cried while he came. It just happened. Maybe it was the wave of emotions, maybe it was how intense everything felt. But he did. He hid his face in your neck, pampering it with kisses as he tried to hide his teary eyes. But when you eventually noticed, he couldn't help but cry a bit more. Now, you two laugh about it, even though it’s something that still embarasses him to this day 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

When erected it can reach 7 inches solid. Veiny, thick. Have I mentioned the happy trail already? 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not astronomical. He will feel the need every so often, but he won’t be on you 24/7. In fact I can see him going for weeks without it. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not fast. After aftercare and making sure you’re fine, talking, a snack and waiting for you to fall asleep; he will stay awake a while longer. Allowing himself to soak in this feeling of contentment, safety and peace. His eyes linger on your naked, sleepy form beside him and with a last kiss to your head he will fall asleep hugging you tightly against his body. 

[k1mbe3rly]

If you didnt yet can you do wlw sae byeok alphabet please?

yess and also for @cassidyysblog requested as well but i deleted forgetting to take a ss of it💔

Sae byeok NSFW alphabet

⚠️strap on for girls but mainly for girls since she looks wuh luh wuh typeee⚠️

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

So angelic with you, getting you food and water and even washing you up and cleaning everything else

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favorite body part about you are your hands, she likes to hold the. and even play with your fingers when she’s bored, she also loves the hold your hand when she’s fucking you

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She likes to swallow your cum a lot, sometimes she doesn’t fuck you for a week just to make you cum a lot more

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Her dirty secret is wanting to record yall and maybe even start an OF (only fans)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

she’s a little experienced she doesn’t have sex much but over all she does know what she’s doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

she likes missionary because she likes staring down at you as she fucks you seeing every little expression

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

NEVER goofing off, you will never catch her laughing or making a joke, the only time she laughs is when she’s teasing and edging you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

she really don’t give a fuck about shaving, but she obviously shaves every now and than for you

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very into the moment, very focused

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

no comment but she barely masturbates, when i mean barely i mean almost never

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

not much just praising and degrading yk the basics

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere in the house

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

dirty talk

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything hardcore like wax play or fire play or anything to hurt you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

she likes to give a lot and mainly focus on you but doesn’t mind if you want to focus on her for that session

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

oo hunni.. bed shaking, bed breaking, headboard breaking, toes curling. i’m saying she’ll go ROUGH ROUGH but obviously goes gentle when you need it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

she’s down for a quick eat out or a finger fucking quickie

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not that really risky but if in public she’ll go for it if she really wants too

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

she can last MANY rounds and cums in about 30? minutes maybe longer

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

vibrator and strap on

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

she likes to tease every now and than

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

low moans, groans and pants

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

probably makes you finger yourself infront of her

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

the strap is 7 inches she has a longer one but thinks you aren’t ready for it

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

low, she’s not the type to have sex a lot unless you want it which you mainly do often but she doesn’t mind

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

maybe when she’s done taking care of you a quick nap or just waits till the night

[l0sercat]

NSFW alphabet with King Baldwin IV

Please note that this is not the historical figure but the movie version. Also MDNI for my sake and yours.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's a god at aftercare. Literally will get you whatever you need or want. He puts his needs last. When you take care of him he is shy, but very thankful.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn't like his body that much due to his leprosy. He has to admit he was good looking before and during which he loved his hands, but now they're covered in sores. So maybe his eyes. He loves everything about you but more specially your hair. He loves how soft it is and he likes playing with it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves cumming inside you. He wants to get you pregnant so bad, he wants an heir to the throne when he eventually succumbs to his illness. Even if you can't get pregnant he still loves to cum inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He gets hard every time he sees you naked. Even if it's not in a sexual context. Taking a bath. Boner. Get dressed boner. Hell if you give him a kiss and shower him in praise he gets hard. He can't help it just loves you so much.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is a total virgin. No experience. I mean he's a strict Christian so obviously no sex before marriage. He is super happy that your taking his first and he gets to experience these pleasures with you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He really likes doggy. You can't see his scarred body which is a plus. He also likes how he can hit every angle in this position. He wants to make sure you feel good.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Serious 100% He views this act as sacred and something that your taken care of. Making a joke would just ruin the atmosphere.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Does leprosy affect pubic hair? I personally believe that he would try to keep it tame down there. It's not perfect but he put in the effort and that's all that matters.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He is sweet and a little clumsy but it's his first time so. Your pleasure is always number one. You'll have at least three orgasms before he has one.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He does not masturbate. He views it as an unholy act. The only way he will cum is by your "hands". Even thinking about masturbating grosses him out.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise. Oh my gosh does he love when you praise him. He feeds off of your praise. He performs better if you praise him. Especially when he cums and you praise him he will go wild.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom. He'll only do it there because it's the safest. Why would he fuck you anywhere else?

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He really wants to get you pregnant, but at the same time he doesn't because he doesn't want his kid to have leprosy. So it's more so that he just really wants to be close to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation. To him or you. If you say something degrading he will not stand for it and make you apologize immediately. And he could never degrade you because he thinks your near perfect. It would literally kill him to degrade you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He wants to give but is afraid he'll be bad at it and it probably might hurt his scarred skin. He doesn't mind receiving but is awkward the whole time. He doesn't know what to do with his hands.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He is slow until he is on the edge and picks up the pace a bit. His leprosy effects him a bit in this department. He can't go to fast or all his stamina will deplete.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

No, he prefers to take you properly. Also quickies just wouldn't be good because y'know he's king and all. He has no time to quickly fuck you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

No he is comfortable with what y'all have now and that's all he wants.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He has bad stamina because of leprosy, so he can't last long. But he makes sure you'll have many orgasms and feel overwhelmed with pleasure. He always prioritize your pleasure over his.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys weren't even invented back then lmfao

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease, much. He'll never deny your orgasm but he'll gently poke fun at the way your face is all red and teary eyed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He isn't very loud but he doesn't hold back his voice. You'll hear everything that comes out of his mouth.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He likes when your on top and gently rake your fingers through his hair and whisper praises. And maybe call him your king or majesty.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's about 5-6 1/2-inches long and kinda thick. It has a little scaring due to his leprosy but it looks normal. It is not cut but he does clean it well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's not high but not low. He wants to do it more frequently than he does but his body can't handle it. He feels repulsed by himself but seeing you moaning his name makes him feel better.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After your both cleaned up and taken care of he falls asleep pretty quickly. Your in his arms sleeping and then he falls asleep.

[josiebobozie]

✦𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍✦

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. true form!sukuna x fem reader

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. smut, implied unprotected sex, implied anal sex, impact play, exhibitionism, panty sniffing, oral sex (m and f receiving), sukuna likes to make you beg

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭. 1k

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If it was especially intense, I think Sukuna would hold you in his arms and give you kisses while both of your bodies calm down from a very intense love making session. I don’t think he would know how to do anything else as he’s not a very gentle man.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he’s a little bit of a narcissist and probably loves every part of himself.

I think he would love your stomach. He would love to see the way it bulges when he fucks you deep.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

As much as Sukuna loves to cum inside you, he loves painting you with it. He loves seeing hot ropes of his cum all over your back or on your tummy. But he ESPECIALLY loves to see it on your face.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I think he’s a panty sniffer and I will NOT apologize for it. I think he loves your scent in like a really primal way.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Sukuna has had many many partners in all his years. So he knows his way around the block, so to say.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves doggy style. He loves the way you arch your back and stick your ass up in the air. It’s also the perfect position for him to stuff you with both of his cocks.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is very serious. I think there could be moments of levity after intense sessions, but he is very serious when he fucks you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

THIS MAN HAS A BUSH. You could not convince me otherwise. It’s thick and trails up to his second mouth on his stomach.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I think he gets lost in the moment sometimes when he’s chasing his own pleasure, but he can dial it back to make sure you’re getting the most out of the experience, too.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Now why would he do that when he has you?

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think he would like impact play a LOT. Of course, it would be consensual and he would check in with you to make sure that he’s not going to far. He’s the king of curses, not a monster!

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He can and will fuck you anywhere.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you say the word, “please.” It could be in the most innocent of contexts. It just gets him going for whatever reason.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He is not going to be submissive. Don’t even try. You will not like the result!

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He looovvesss giving you head. He loved the way you taste and the way you writhe against his mouth.

His cocks are so big that it’s almost impossible for you to give him head, but he loves to see you try!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He doesn’t know anything else besides fast and rough. Once he trained your holes to take him, he shows you no mercy.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

I reckon it’s a pretty common thing with him. But he would do it mostly to tease you and make you want more. He’d pull you to the side for a quickie, but he loves to tease and will often stop right before you climax and just walk away.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He is down for nearly everything. If there is ever a new position or kink you want to experiment with, he is more than willing to try it for you. He is also a big fan of taking risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can and will fuck you all night long.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He would probably use them on you because he loves overstimulating you. He wants to have you shaking and squirming underneath him. He’d probably have a vibrator right on your clit while he fills both your holes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will make you BEG. And he won’t give you want you want until he’s got you on your knees, crying and begging to be fucked by him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mans is loud. He’s growling and moaning in your ear while he fucks you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Exhibitionism. He would probably love to fuck you in front of a large group of people. He would want to show off how much of a good girl you are for him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I subscribe to the belief that true form Sukuna has two cocks. Very long and VERY thick. Honestly probably like 9 inches long and the heads are bulbous. They are stacked one on top of the other.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Incredibly high. All you really have to do is be there and he will have you bent over the nearest surface to fuck you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He would probably be snoozing right after. He’s satisfied and your in his arms all fucked out. What more could he need?

𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴. 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦.

[wisteriaiswriting]

Two Time NSFW Alphabet

Words: 835

I just got back on holiday and wrote this in a few hours, wanted to see how this went with my favourite survivor!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

All their attention is on you, they’re making sure you’re all set, clean and ready for bed before they do anything for themself.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They love everything about you, but if they had to choose it would be your legs, thighs specifically. (I just feel like they’re into thighs)

On themself it would be their teeth (Are they a body part? Idc at this point), they love seeing the marks they leave on you. This happens during sex and even just during the day, but they always look at the bit marks.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

While they do like cumming inside they do also love seeing it on you, anywhere will do but they prefer it on your face.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I’m not sure they have any, they seem like such a freak that they’ll say anything they think og without waiting.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

They have no experience, turns out the Spawn isn’t the biggest fan of sex. But Two Time tries and they are pretty good for someone who has no clue what they’re doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any that lets them see your face but one that lets them be in control most of the time but lets you switch, so cowgirl is probably their favourite.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Most of the time they’re pretty serious, even too serious sometimes. But they can be convinced to laugh a little.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I’m sorry but their hair isn’t that good so they aren't that well groomed, it’s trimmed occasionally. But yes, the carpets do match the drapes.

They don’t care how you’re down there, as long as you’re happy then they’re happy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Turns out they can be weirdly romantical at some points, other times they’re just a freak. Okay they’re mainly a freak, but you wouldn’t be with them if you weren’t down for that.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They never did it before being Forsaken, but even now they don’t do it much. Since you’re here they’ll ask before finding somewhere to jerk off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise - They are a sucker for praise, whether it’s you praising them or the other way around. Whenever they speak to you it’s all praise, they love seeing your reaction every. Single. Time.

Foodplay - This developed from them just wanting to be as close as possible to you, but they will always lick food off you, even if it’s an accident they’ll stop you from cleaning it so they can. Normally has something nearby, prefers some type of sauce over whipped cream.

Threesome - They would prefer it to be with Azure, both before and current but if you want to do it with someone else they’ll just want most of your attention.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

They’re happy to do it anywhere as long as you are. Although their absolutely favourite place would be either of your cabins, it’s more private and the others are less likely to walk in.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Practically anything gets them going, anything and everything about you does it.

They are a freak and I mean it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

They’re open to try nearly everything once but nothing that majorly hurts you, no drawing of blood. Anything small is fine though. (Choking etc)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They much prefer giving and pushes you if you want to give, they can and will go down on you for hours if you let them. They were made for servicing.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Most of the time they are fast but also decently sensual, they aren’t trying to hurt you but will become rough if you ask.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They love having quickies, when you let them they want to have them multiple times a day. Always pulling you away to have one whenever either of you feel like it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hell yeah, as long as you’re down then they are. All you need to do is ask.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Has plenty of stamina, not sure if it’s the whole being in a cult thing or their endurance and stamina increased due to these rounds. But most nights it’s you tapping out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Hell yeah they do, when Azure was around they both had some but rarely used them. Now that it’s just you two they want to use them much more. If you ask then they are always down.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Most nights they aren’t the biggest fan of teasing as they just want to please you but some nights they are the worst with it. Maybe you’ve been mouthing off, being a brat, then they’re down right cruel.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

They aren’t too loud but not that quiet either, as they tend to say a sentence here and there. Otherwise they breathe heavily and quickly, very rarely do they actually moan. You can get them to whimper more. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Going back to that threesome kink, they really want to watch you and Azure fuck.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They’re about average, definitely thinner with one prominent vein with a few smaller ones.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Insatiable. They are always willing to fuck but can hide it well, no one questions their actions now but you can tell. Whenever you want to they will pull you away.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

They barely sleep normally so much later than you, if anything they’ll wait until you’re asleep before getting up and doing their own thing or just watch you sleep.

[awfulalignmentcharts]

what the f%#$ does ____ mean on that stupid ass ship chart

saw a few questions, so ask (the air) and ye shall receive.

top section

"describe their vibe" — you can interpret this at will. it's just a space to put whatever you think encapsulates the vibes of their dynamic/them as a relationship. it can be like a list of tropes, a dumb tweet screenshot, some other type of image, anything really.

everything else should be straightforward lmao.

rest of the shit below the cut so i don't take up your dash space.

continuums section

"repressed vs (sexually) open" — as it sounds. repressed as in like they're a prude or open as in they're down to bang on the regular.

"no libido vs terminally horny" — not horny to very horny lmao

"aggressively romantic vs allergic to PDA" — kinda like how private the character is/how embarrassed are they by the notion of displays of romance. do they prefer lowkey displays of romance or are they dramatic about it?

"(severely) mentally ill vs mentally stable" — fairly self-explanatory. are they full of mental problems or are they actually mentally sound?

"kms'ing over being in love vs blushing giggling twirling hair" — pretty much their reaction to being in love, specifically with the other person. do they hate the fact they love the other person, or are they super giddy that they're in love?

"doomed by the narrative vs blessed by the narrative" — it's a little open to interpretation but my usage of it for individual use is like how fucked over by the canon events are they individually? (if the relationship's doomed, they're probably both on the doomed end; if the relationship ISN'T doomed but one was severely fucked over by the story's events, then they could be in the doomed section while the other one could be hovering elsewhere)

"big spoon vs little spoon" — self-explanatory. it's cuddle time. who's the big spoon, who's the little spoon.

"the weapon vs the wielder" — ngl, this continuum may not actually work too well for some healthier ships, but the general vibe of it is like the weapon is the one who tends to do things at the wielder's behest. the weapon is commonly more of a warrior type, more of the "protector" (and may also have self-worth issues), while the wielder is the one that typically gets protected, may have a great deal of importance for some reason, and is sort of the "user" of the weapon. you're more than welcome to make your own interpretations of it lmao

the pyjamas — based on this image: (who's the sleepy old man with the candle that goes snork mimimimi vs the beautiful wife who's likely also a damsel in distress)

"jealous vs chill" — should be fairly self-explanatory, but like is the person chill with their partner, or do they easily get jealous when the attention isn't on them?

"has zero game vs insane game" — are they bitchless or can they pull bitches? regardless of charisma (or lack thereof), can they actually get laid or not

"functional vs soggy loser" — are they a functional member of society with their shit together or are they born-in-a-wet-cardboard-box, perpetually soggy, capital P Pathetic?

the other shit

"what brings them together?" — what are some reasons that this ship actually has grounds? what do they have going for their relationship?

"what is keeping them/kept them apart?" — were/are there any reasons why they haven't just kissed yet? what are those reasons?

"poorly describe their meetcute" — describe how they met but be funny about it.

"list their reductive fandom tropes/fandom appeal" — reasons why people might ship them or like the ship. (e.g. enemies to lovers, angel and demon dichotomy, etc.)

"who's the armrest?" — two guys. one likes to turn the other into an armrest by sticking their arm on the other's shoulder (or something; done possibly with the intent to annoy). who's the one that's being used as the armrest more often?

"who's the headrest?" — two guys. one puts their head on the other more frequently. who's the one that's more often turned into a head rest?

"who fell first?" — who fell in love first?

"who fell harder?" — who fell in love harder?

"who cooks" — should be obvious lmao

"who cleans up more messes?" — can be literal messes, or who more often deals with the fallout of the bullshit one of them gets up to.

"who's the bigger yearner?" — who yearns more?

"who confessed first?" — should be literal.

touch

should be fairly self-explanatory, but it's kinda like what is or isn't off limits to contact of any form from the other person. say character A is entirely red while character B is entirely purple. A is allergic to any form of contact anywhere from B, while B fucking loves anything from A.

[hyukalyptus]

nsfw alphabet - yeonjun :) - can't stop thinking about yeonjun today so let's do an nsfw alphabet for him~ tried to make as gn! as possible.

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex) - omg y'all know i'm a softie all day long, but especially with yeonjun and smut. so obviously i think he's the softest, clingiest lil fucker after sex. but like slow and sensual, asks u to take a shower with him, won't take his hands off you, washes ur body for you, gentle kisses on ur shoulders. slow dances with no music playing.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - favorite body part on himself is obviously his arms, literally never not trying to not-so-subtly show them off when he's "just stretching." ofc his favorite body part on you is ur ass. no matter the size or shape. never stops grabbing, smacking, or biting it.

c = cum (anything to do with cum) - similarly to the last one, loves cumming on ur ass more than anywhere else (other than inside you ofc).

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - desperately wants to be pegged.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) - may be an unpopular opinion, but i'd say he's not super duper experienced. not like he doesn't know what he's doing, but he definitely gives me weirdo loser vibes and just awkward asking anyone out, or like fr being hit on, not just being flirty. he can be flirty all day long, but as soon as it gets real, he panics. still knows what he's doing though. very aware of how to move his body to make you feel incredible.

f = favorite position - doggy :D

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - he's typically serious and romantic, but definitely not afraid to be silly goofy in the moment, giggling with you about lil bumps in the road, like if u hit ur head a lil too hard on the headboard.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - lord i hope he's hairy, but if i were to guess fr, i'd say pretty trimme. i think he thinks his happy trail is sexy so he keeps it, but trims his bush so it doesnt get too sweaty ig?

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - again, y'all know how im gonna answer this. romantic as fuck! literally wants to shower ur body in kisses and love and wants to show u how much he loves u and ur body. never not whispering compliments. could worship your body for hours and hours.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon) - steals ur underwear from the hamper to sniff while he jerks off in the shower :3

k = kink (one or more of their kinks) - eating ass, body scents (smelling ur underwear), wax play.

l = location (favorite places to do the do) - the bed, couch when he's feelin lazy, car occasionally when he just can't wait until u get home.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - oh my god the little things. running ur fingers through ur hair, scrunching ur nose to push ur glasses up, calling him a nickname, the sounds u make when u stretch in the morning.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - i don't think he'd like being edged. not like, he doesn't last long, but like doesn't wanna edge for a while? ykwim?

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - loooooves giving. he's just incredible w his tongue. especially loves eating ass. definitely wouldn't say no to a bj tho.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - SOFT AND SLOW ALL DAY!! definitely willing to go a lil fast and rough if he gets carried away, but prefers soft n slow <3

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - likes a quickie every now and then when he's super busy. y'all esp love a good mutmast sesh.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - absolutely! feels so safe w u and does everything he can to make u feel safe with him, neither of u are afraid to call it quits when something gets uncomfy. but loves trying new things.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - i think he lasts a loong time tbh, but doesn't go for many rounds himself. probably makes u cum a couple times if ur up for it, but once he cums, he's ready to cuddle n be all romantic n touchy.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - toy aficionado. and i'd love to talk more about this if y'all are interested. probably uses some kind of toy every time y'all fuck, whether its a vibrator or dildo, or a plug he uses on ya. for himself, he loves a good prostate massager when he's fucking you or a good ole pocket pussy when he's by himself.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease) - would tease you for hours and hours. but, again, more in the romantic way. like kisses around ur nipples for EVER before actually licking them. drags his fingers across your body before actually touching you with his whole hand.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - whiny and grunty, normal volume. isn't afraid to tell you how good you feel over and over.

w = wild card (a random headcanon) - obsessed with marking you. loves giving you hickeys but ALSO, loves literally writing his name on ur ass with a sharpie so u don't forget ur his.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - i gotta say, i feel like he's pretty average. like 5 inches? probably not too girthy either.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - mmm...i'd say he probably cums once a day, whether its with u or jorkin it. i don't think its an unreasonable amount of horny, but could probably fuck u whenever you wanted.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - not too quick. like i said, he loves snuggling afterward and it might turn into a nap. but also as the king of aftercare, he's usually starting a shower for you two or making you tea, or getting a fresh pillowcase.

[backofhismomsmercury]

spencer reid nsfw alphabet

( @backofhismomsmercury edition :3 )

18+ mdni. or don’t, what u view online is up 2 u.

this is like mostly softdom!spencer (what else is new)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

tooth achingly sweet. like just so so so soo loving, he’d just lay with you and hold you and tell you how good you did/how proud he is, and how much he loves and appreciates you (im gnawing at the bars of my enclosure)

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

literally his brain lol, but also he likes his hair a lot, (even if he looks like he doesn’t brush it half the time lol) i think he likes having it played with/brushed/pulled (braided even..? he likes the feeling, finds it relaxing.)

he also likes his hands (he thinks they’re pretty?) i don’t think he knows why, but other people like them. which he doesn’t really understand because they’re always cold and not really soft because of how much he washes them. but he knows people like them, so he likes them. 

his fav on you is probs your legs/thighs. he likes having them wrapped around him, and he likes laying on them, he just thinks they’re pretty.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his own? he thinks it’s messy, gross, doesn’t like when it gets everywhere and probably hates even touching it. doesn’t like feeling sticky or sitting with it, he cleans it up right away. definitely doesn’t like the idea of you swallowing it. (he’d probs still let you if you REALLY wanted to.)

but yours..? ohhh he loves it. (still thinks its kindaaa gross, just cuz it is what it is.) but he’d like having it on him, he’d like watching you cum too, esp. on his hands or thigh.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

LOVEEESSSS HAVING HIS HAIR PULLEDDDD. idk why i just feel this in my gut. not too rough though.. he’s sensitive :( but just a little bit. like while he’s going down on you or even just making out. doesn’t matter, just pull it. (now if we’re talking about sub!spencer OHHHH he loves it even more, he’ll deadass start crying, lol fucking loser.)

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he’s not reeaallllyyy experienced, but he fucks from time to time, he knows what he’s doing. he’s smart, he’s read up on this shit. 

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

the basics, and anything where he can see your face. i think he likes being underneath you. even if he’s acting more dominant, i think he still likes being in a more submissive position.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s somewhere in between, but probs more serious. i think he gets in his own head and wants to make sure he’s doing everything right

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

verrrryyyyy well trimmed, he hates germs and feeling gross. i think he’d actually take a lot of time trimming it and making it feel and look clean, mostly for his own peace of mind.

also, i’d love to be like “he’s grown!!! he doesn’t care if his partner has hair!!!” but ngl that's just not possible because he actually thinks it's gross. just shave and he’ll be fine.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ohh this mf is sappy as FUCK. he’s such a romantic at heart, he’d take his time & go slow and it’d just be constant ‘i love you’s and praise.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i think in the early seasons, he doesn’t do it a lot. when he does he just feels kinda bad about it. he knows it's not wrong, it just makes him feel weird. maybe as time goes on he does it more, i don’t really know tbh.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

honestly i don’t think he’s really kinky. i think a lot of stuff would be hard for him to get into because he sees so much insane shit at work all the time (again, he’s sensitive) but like i said i think he lovvveeeess when you pull his stupid perfect hair. 

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

at home. his or yours, doesn’t matter. he wouldn’t do anything in public, i think he’s waaayyy too anxious for that. he’d be CONVINCED that someone would see you, and he’d be too nervous to even do a good job lol. i don't think he’d really care where at home, but he’d mostly like the bed or the couch, just somewhere where he can take his sweet time. i think he’d appreciate the shower from time to time though.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

literally anything you do. you. you. you!!! he just loves you!!!! he lovesss hearing your voice, especially when you’re talking about something you learned. i think spencer finds your intelligence so attractive because he was embarrassed about his own for a long time. (idk if that makes sense ??? but whatever)

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think the list of shit he’s not into is a lottttttt longer than the list of shit he likes lol. idk he’s just not really kinky, but he definitely wouldn’t be into feet, piss/scat, anal, anything age related, the list goes on.. i think he’s just very normal and he’s okay with that. 

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

not to be too controversial.. cause i do think he loves giving, but i think he LOVVVEEESS receiving. he’s a man after all, he would love some good head. he’ll always return the favor though.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s too not rough and he never would be, he wouldn’t want to hurt you. i think his general pace is somewhere in between, not too slow, not too fast, but he’ll go faster if you ask him to.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn’t like them. again, he likes to take his sweet time!!!

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

like i said, i don’t think he’s really kinky but i do think he’d be down to try some stuff. he just wouldn’t bring anything up, he’d wait for you to suggest whatever.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i deadass think he passes out after once round. i mean come on, he doesn’t work out, he’s a fucking pipe cleaner (with eyes.) he’s just not going for more than maybe 2 rounds max. i think he can maybe last a while during one round, but he gets sleepy fast. (aww :3)

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i don’t think he cares for them. would probably be open though?

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

spencer doesn’t ever like to see you in and kind of discomfort, but he does like to tease quite a bit, and he knows you like it too. it never lasts too long though. (mostly because you beg and ask him so nicely, but also because it makes him feel kinda mean.)

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh he’s LOUDDD. especially sub!spencer. that mf whimpers and whines like there's no tomorrow. i think softdom!spencer is loud too, but he tries to be quieter cause he wants to hear you.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

would let you peg him. wouldn’t ask though. (i will not be writing this, don’t ask lol)

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

LONG AND SKINNY!!!! just like the rest of his body. 

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it’s not too high, but it’s definitely not low. just thinking about you makes him dizzy, but he has pretty good self control.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

INSTANTLY. he’s a sleepy guy!!!!! spencer obviously doesn’t have a lot of physical energy to begin with so i think it’s quite exhausting for him. (but he loves it)

<3

thank you so much for reading!!! i had so much fun writing this!!!! :)

sorry i haven't been super active, i've been quite busy these last few weeks, but i'll be back with some new stuff soon i promise!! hope this can feed you guys until then.. lol :)))

[littlesunshine1223]

Soldier Boy (Ben) NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

🦅- no matter how tough he acts he’s a teddy bear when it comes to you

🦅- he loves to cuddle you and keep you close after he cleans both of you up and he also tells you how much he loves you for putting up with him when he has an attitude

B = Body Part (his favorite body part on you and himself)

🦅- he adores every part of you no question about it whatsoever, he makes it very known especially when his head is stuffed between your legs or in your chest

🦅- he takes pride in his arms and what he’s packing between his legs due to the fact he knows how you love when he pins you down and how you scream his name when he makes you see stars by thrusting his hips

C = Cum (anything to do with it)

🦅- he loves to stuff you full to the brim but if you prefer him to paint your body with his seed then he happily will

D = Dominance (how dominant is he)

🦅- he prefers to be on top and dominant of you during the moment only because he lets his pride take over whenever he hears you moan and beg him for more

E = Experience (how experienced is he)

🦅- he made Herogasm…I think that’s enough said and let’s not mention what he was saying in the Gen V series

F = Favorite Position (self-explanatory)

🦅- he loves any position where he can hit all your favorite spots just so he can hear you scream his name and melt at his touch

G = Goofy (is he more serious or goofy during the moment)

🦅- he prefers to be more serious during the moment but during aftercare he’ll make some jokes to lighten the mood

H = Hair Pulling (does he like having his hair pulled)

🦅- he loves if you gently run your hands through his hair but if you pull too hard then he’ll have a flashback of what the Russian doctors did to him when he was being experimented on

I = Intimacy (how romantic is he during the moment)

🦅- he can be loving and really romantic when he wants to

🦅- we’re talking candles, rose petals leading to the bed, and a night of lovemaking

J = Jealousy (how jealous does he get)

🦅- he does tend to get a bit jealous whenever too many people are trying to eye you up or if they keep making comments about how good you look

K = Kinks (one or more of his kinks)

🦅- oh boy where do we even start…

🦅- dirty talk: we all know why

🦅- marking: he loves covering you in hickeys and his scent

🦅- overstimulation: he loves how desperate you get when he’s balls deep inside you

L = Location (where he likes to do it with you)

🦅- mainly the bedroom but if the two of you are pent up then he’ll drag you off somewhere just to make you see stars as you both struggle to stay quiet

M = Motivation (what gets him going)

🦅- anything you do…bending over to pick something up, cooking food in the kitchen, cuddled up with him watching a movie on tv, wearing his clothes…everything you do

N = NO (something he will never do)

🦅- he refuses to have three-ways

🦅- he doesn’t like the thought of someone else breaking what’s his if something goes wrong

O = Oral (does he prefer giving or receiving)

🦅- he prefers both but he loves working his tongue on you a whole lot more just so he gets to taste you and make you ride his face while moaning his name

P = Pace (is he more rough and fast or slow and loving with you)

🦅- it all depends on his mood

🦅- if he’s really pent up and upset about something then you won’t be walking properly for a week or you’ll just be completely bed bound because he won’t let you up

🦅- if you’re the one who starts the intimacy then he’ll be slow and loving unless you tell him other wise

Q = Quickies (does he like quickies)

🦅- he likes them but he still prefers to take his time with you just so you can get the full experience with him

R = Risk (is he willing to risk getting caught)

🦅- he’s willing to risk being caught but if it puts you in danger then he won’t do it

S = Secret (one of his secret fantasies about you)

🦅- he secretly fantasies about pumping you full of his kids, not really caring if you can even get pregnant or not, he just wants you and him to start a family

T = Top, Switch, or Bottom (self-explanatory)

🦅- Top because he makes it his personal duty to take care of you during sex like how you take care of him during the day

U = Umm…idk what to put here (random headcanon)

🦅- one of the main ways to make him fall in love with you all over again is by being his house wife and caretaker

🦅- wear his clothes, have his scent all over you, make him meals, and just genially care about him by treating him like a human instead of a weapon

V = Volume (how loud is he during the moment)

🦅- you’ve both received a ton of noise complaints

🦅- between his groans and growls, you’re moans and sounds of pleasure that only fuel the fire, the headboard hitting the wall angrily, and the mattress squeaking and begging for mercy it’s safe to say no one around is going to be sleeping

W = Wildcard (random headcanon)

🦅- he loves when you praise him because it boosts his ego and soothes that part inside him who just wants to be loved

X = X-Ray (what’s he packing in his pants)

🦅- packing

🦅- thicker than average and a bit longer than normal only by a couple inches

Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive)

🦅- once this man has you he doesn’t want to let go of you

🦅- with that being said he’s ready to get busy whenever you are, all you have to do is give him the go ahead

Z = ZZZ (how quickly does he fall asleep after)

🦅- he made a rule for himself to always wait to fall asleep until he knows you’re safe and sound asleep in his arms before he lets himself fall asleep

[ma1dmer]

Bloodborne - Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower NSFW

i am blushing just thinking of her

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): not the best at it, but she keeps close to you like a guard dog, she'll let you hold her hand as she sits next to you on the bed, she'll urge you to fall asleep softly, but that's as far as she is capable without you asking for something specifically

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): your skin, she trails her hands up and down your body as she slowly strips you, firstly with gloved hesitant fingers, and then quickly removes them before grabbing you fully, she enjoys the colour of it, the feel of it, the smell of it, the way it bruises so easily under her hold, she also loves marking you up

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): she loves making a mess of you, uses her fingers and then has you lick them clean obediently, gently dragging them across your tongue

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): your scent is like a drug to her, she'll hold onto your underwear to smell, such a lowly and depraved thing for a woman as imposing as herself, but she cannot help the feral and hungry urge that grabs ahold of her whenever she has anything that has your scent on it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): she has some experience, not a lot, with the hunt and everything going on, it was the furthest thing in her mind, but she is a quick study, observant to every detail, every shudder and gasp and clench of your body

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): you, sat on her lap, thighs invitingly spread over her own, preferably fully naked while she still dons her hunting gear, she'll make you work for it, hands behind your back rubbing yourself against her thighs, bonus points if you can get off like that

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): serious and intense, she gets scary sometimes with the way her gaze darkens ,as if she is ready to devour you whenever she sets her sight on you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): doesn't bother with it, its soft and fair like her hair but there's a lot of it

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): she makes you swoon, she gently takes hold of your hand and brings the back of it to her lips as she bows for you and she is such a poet with her words, her treatment is rough but she whispers such flowery prose in your ears that you almost forget how sore you are left after everything is said and done

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): doesn't care to do it by herself, especially if she has you by her side, she'll wait patiently for your next visit, she has nothing but patience and time in her hands after all

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): scent kink, bloodplay, boot worship, clothed sex etc

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): she has no shame, not any more especially, if she wants you amongst beasts and men she'll have you, you have to be the one to stop her before things get too far, her face buried in your neck her hands climbing up and inside your thighs

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): she doesn't like to play coy, you have to straight up tell her what you want, and if you can't, out of shame or embarrassment, she'll help you

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): she does not share, she will never accept bringing someone else into your love life

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): she wants you on your knees, working for it with just your mouth, hands behind your back, she'll barely even help you remove her pants, you'll have to figure it out by yourself, using your teeth to unlace her, mouthing against the fabric before she finally lets you remove them with a lift of her hips

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): slow and torturous, she is methodical and unrelenting, unmovable when she finds that spot that makes you squirm

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): she refuses to be rushed, if you fall into her clutches be prepared to lose a lot of time, try to rush her and she'll purposefully drag it out

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): depends what you mean by risk, some would say just having sex with her is a risk of its own, but not really she knows what she enjoys so she sticks to that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): she will have you crying and trembling from exhaustion, sweetly asking you to hold out for her a bit longer, just a bit

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): doesn't care for them, doesn't care what you do on your own time, but it's not something that appeals to her, she'll try a few times to use them for you, but immediately forget or purposefully abandon them in favour of touching you with her own hands

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): she is not a tease, quite the opposite actually, she is more likely to overstimulate you, holding you down as you beg for her, not sure if you want her to stop or keep going

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): she is silent, unnervingly so, silent and still like a predator observing her prey ready to pounce, taking in your sounds and your ravaged appearance

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): if she had a grave, she'd definitely be the kind to want to fuck you on it, taking you aside on top of the cold stone, feeling your warmth leave your body as she slowly strips you from your layers, watching you shiver trapped beneath her

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): she is a tad obsessive, maybe thats a byproduct of the beast blood inside her, she does a good enough job from hiding that part of herself from you, but its there in the way she gazes at you whenever you come visit her

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): doesn't quite rest, she needs to be sure you are safe before she is comfortable to lay back down with you, the dangers of beasts and the hunt calling to her a constant worry in her head, you need to pull her down to convince her to finally relax

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byler summer fic recs

for byler fics set in the best season of the year! ft beaches and swimming pools, popsicles and sunburns (rip mike), chaotic camps and (somewhat) relaxing vacations

trusting things beyond mistake by passerine_in_jade

It feels impossible that it could even be like this — that two hours back in Will’s life after the longest and most tense separation they’ve ever braved, he would be getting this domestic fantasy, him and Will and a kid they’re looking after, lounging on a beach like they don’t have a care in the world. It reminds him of being kids, of falling so in love with Will Byers he couldn't think, of kissing his best friend one summer under the Indiana cover of stars. It is lovely. It is all Mike could dare to want.

4.4k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: post-canon adult byler! they hang out and reflect and flirt. i love this author sm and this is probably one of my all-time favorite oneshots. great characterization and the song that inspires this fic (the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!) is AMAZING

Static Re-connection by IllogicalFallacy

AND - H E R E - I - T H O U G H T - U ‘ D - F O R G E T - M E N E V E R N E V E R - E V E R - ? N E V E R - E V E R He thought about the way Will had looked at him all those years ago, lying in the hospital bed, eyes not his own. Even through the fog of possession, something behind Will’s gaze had clicked and recognized Mike for who he was. Even without anything else left, Will had still remembered the connection he had to his mom - and... to Mike. His trembling fingers hesitated for an infinite moment, before typing faster than his brain could hope to process, P R M S E - ? Y E S - - - A miles-apart, oblivious mutual pining, emotional summer vacation disaster-fest starring Mike, Will, and one incredibly unreliable radio connection.

63k words, 6/6 chapters

Notes: I LOVE this fic! takes place post-s3ish, diverging from canon. their friendship feels super real and comfortable. if you like funny morse code conversations, mike going to the ends of the world for will, and miscommunication angst then you might want to check this one out

no end to this want by astrobi

Mike thinks back to the painting Will gave him, rolled up and placed carefully in his dresser drawer, because for some reason it felt too wrong to hang it up on the walls with everything else. Too intimate. Like Will had made it for his eyes only. Or, apparently as everyone else thought, some mystery lover in California. And then he thinks about Will dozing off on his bed, and saying I think I’m in love with you all soft and slowed down from the inertia of sleep, and that’s right about when Mike starts to feel seriously lightheaded. He leans back against his bed and focuses very hard on taking deep, even breaths.

Or: Mike contemplates his feelings for Will Byers, partakes in a concerning amount of swooning, and learns to drive. Sort of.

21k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: any work by astrobi is amazing, but this is probably one of my favorites! the summary is pretty self-explanatory but you guys definitely have to read this trust

a cruel summer with you by andiwriteordie, astrobi, wiseatom

Five years into a rivalry with bittersweet origins, the only thing Mike and Will want is to beat each other at this summer’s camp counselor competition. But being back at camp is dredging up old memories, and as Mike and Will lose momentum and gain something else entirely, it becomes increasingly clear that one summer can change everything.

336k words, 12/17 chapters

Notes: you've probably heard of this fic but in case you haven't you definitely have to read this>>>> it's the st cast but in modern times and THE summer camp fic. Longest fic I've read (and still being updated) but definitely worth it

harness your hope by johnnyfucksup

Mike looks at Will, and he sees everything he is not supposed to want, and he doesn’t understand why he does.

7.7k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: the author has such a unique writing style that conveys the character's emotions so well (you should def check out the other work by them too)! just read the tags and you will understand why you should read

i think we're alone now by lumism

“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.” Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.

In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.

3.5k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: i say this with love, but mike is very lame. will still likes him though

the great big mystery of mike wheeler's no good, very bad, terrible feelings by smoosnoom (moonsooms)

It’s at that very moment that, for reasons completely and utterly unknown to anyone at all, every single possible word he has ever learned from any language ever has suddenly disappeared from his brain, and his throat feels relevant to the Sahara Desert. None of this, of course, has to do with the fact that Will is very, very, very – shirtless. Will blinks at him. “Are you okay?” “Shoulders,” Mike says, sounding vaguely chipmunk-like, and he hears Max barely choke down a snicker.

Will comes back for the summer, and Mike deals with it. Kind of. Not really.

13.6k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: their friendship is so comfortable and authentic! also mike is hella whipped

Mike Wheeler’s Foolproof Plan to Beat the Heat by kekw

Mike Wheeler’s air conditioning goes out during the hottest week of the year. He’s forced to find other ways to keep cool, and maybe address why being around Will Byers gets him so flustered.

4k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: fluffy oneshot, funny moments

a heart unknown by bcvcrly

Things aren't the same anymore in Hawkins, especially between Mike and Will. Something has changed, but neither of them have figured out quite what it is. A summer of secrets and self-discovery.

30k words, 20/20 chapters

Notes: both POVs, also features an intervention by byler #2 (jancy). idk what else to say but this is SO good please read

hold and hurt and kiss me by ultrasulk

In a universe where the only horrors that persist are strictly mortal, Will finds himself stuck at a standstill while everything that's been lurking finally comes to head for Mike. The world can be a lonely place, but as long as they have each other they'll never really be alone.

15k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: They know each other so well <3 this fic has amazing vibes and gorgeous prose. not completely during the summer but i love it so it's going on here anyways.

this must be the place by vipertooths

A year after Vecna's defeat, things have finally returned to normal. Well, aside from the lingering nightmares. And the fact that Mike is in love with his best friend and it's getting increasingly harder to keep that to himself. But it's all going to be fine. They're going to go to Steve's parent's heretofore undiscussed lakehouse, spend two weeks slow-roasting in the Indiana sun, and be normal teenagers for once. Really, the least they deserve at this point is a little summertime relaxation.

36.8k words, 20/20 chapters

Notes: I lowkey don't remember all of this fic but there are some cute kiss scenes and banter so check it out for a fun read

shape it up (get it straight) by fivecenturiesverse

Mike doesn't know when he started caring why Steve and Eddie are friends now, but Dustin has made him curious. Eddie and Steve were enemies before, sort of. So why are they now best friends? They've just got to do a bit of surveillance to work this puzzle out. If Mike accidentally finds out he has feelings for his best friend along the way then... well, shit.

“At least I’m not using binoculars.” Mike shoots a derisive look over at Dustin. “Like we’re not in the middle of the high street, if they spot us how are you going to explain away those, huh?” “Bird watching,” says Dustin. “My new hobby.” Lucas punches him on the arm. “God you’re so fucking stupid.” “You gave them to me!”

6k words, 1/1 chapters

Notes: Mike's POV! This fic heavily features steddie as well (which I don't really read) but it's hilarious and includes a ton of interactions between the entire party so I def recommend

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I want cegan, pleaseeee

Here, eat up

CEGAN NSFW ALPHABET :D (sorry I did not fucking capitalise nor properly spell shit here lmao)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I would definitely say carl needs it, especially after a really hard scene. He 100% needs negan to hold him in his arms and tell him he's a good boy and nothings his fault. Carl feels like the type of person that would have a heavier sub-drop afterwards.

The first time negan had NO fucking clue what was happing or how to react to it, then after the first few times he definitely got the hang of comforting his baby after

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Negan DEFINITELY has a thing for Carl's waist, and probably his hands (he's obsessed with how tiny and soft they feel as carl wraps his arms around his waist as he rams into him) and I would say that negan would probably be quite proud of his arms, specially near the shoulder (stfu I don't know the exact term) and how defined the muscle is.

Carl likes negans hands almost as much as negan likes carls. He likes how small they make him feel (cough cough size difference). He doesn't really like his own body (cause he's fucking anorexic) but he thinks his wrists are pretty, because of how small, pale, and breakable they look, almost like a porcelain doll.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Carl would easily be able to cum without being touched, and from anal alone. He doesn't cum that much in comparison to negan, but he still let's a decent amount out. Negan fucking hates bottoming, so he just gets off using Carl (like the pretty toy he was practically made to be)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Negan has a fear of scaring Carl too much and that Carl will look at him like the factory workers look at him. Carls just a silly lil guy and tells negan about everything

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Negan does, Wives, no explanation needed. Carl was a virgin till he met negan.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

DOGGY STYLE. Negan fucking loves putting a pretty little leash on his boy and getting him on his knees as he rails him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Negan is more of a jokster during sex, carl is usually too busy moaning to talk.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Carls clean shaved, not smooth, but we'll trimmed. Negan doesn't have the time or the patience.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Unless carls upset and it's more comfort sex, but usually it's just negan treating carl like a new York city street whore.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Negan 100% got off to how scared and Joe pretty he looked crying after he beat in glenns head.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like they would have a mutual interest in light bondage, specifically light so carl doesn't feel like it's a redo of the claimers all over again.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In the middle of the sanctuary, so anyone else can see carl getting claimed by negan, and so everyone will know carls his.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Carl has this habit of sucking his thumb when he's feeling vulnerable, and negan just ADORES when carl does it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

When one of them are asleep, or too tired to think straight.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Carl loves giving, but also quite likes receiving, especially sitting on negans face for negan to be able to eat his pretty ass out.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Umm not often, especially since negan is willing to do it anywhere, so it's not really necessary

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hell yeah. Negans made carl give blow jobs to husband loaded guns. Hell, he even once fucked carl with one once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Negan can easily last over 5, carl will usually pass out around 3, so that's how many they have usually

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Hell yes, negan loves putting a vibrator in carl and making him do his daily stuff while he's controlling it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Carl is HELLA loud. Like I'm talking a complete moaning mess. Negan just does a lot of dirty talk but other than that he's pretty quiet during sex.

I got lazy :p