#I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING RN LMFAO

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any updates on the bumper stickers? i'm desperate for the rainbow trout one 😅

All my shop updates are currently on pause due to the tariffs unfortunately!! I was hoping to have them by now, but I literally can’t order or ship in any merch atm without it costing my entire inheritance

[bluewxrld07]

MISS POSSESSIVE - INSTA AU (Luke Hughes) Pt. 2

Warning(s) : none :)

Summary: in which Y/N’s new relationship blows up as well as her new album

Lhughes_06 just made a post!

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lhughes_06 Still waiting at the green light

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colecaufield awww this guy is such a simp

Edwards.73 Ice king right there

fan7 He is so fine omfg Y/n is a lucky girl

fan79 Upgrade for sure

jackhughes get cold like Minnesota

y/n.l/n trying to make a beeline

Bff_ig just made a post!

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Bff_ig : Yes I’m miss possessive, sorry to who is seeing this 😙 (sooo proud of this bestie boo tho😭😭🥰)

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Trevorzegras CAN I JOIN

y/n.l/n No

Bff_ig Nope

Edwards.73 No

Lhughes_06 Absolutely not

Trevorzegras fancy seeing YOU TWO HERE Edwards.73 Lhughes_06

Jackhughes THATS CRAZY ON THE ACTUAL IG BFF/N

Fan3 I just know being in their friendgroup there is never a dull moment

Lhughes_06 just made a post!

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Lhughes_06 : No lie, girl you're lookin' sexy in the magazine, but what're you doin' after the photos?

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fan3 OMG HE POSTED HERRRRR

fan6 I need me a guy like Luke wtf

bff_ig I don't even think she has ever smiled this big for me wut

y/n.l/n take that back rn

jackhughes WHIPPEDDDD

y/n.l/n I know love ❤️

fan8 You can so tell he brings out the absolute best in her

quinnhughes little bro all grown up

Lhughes_06 Hush

Edwards.73 AW SHUCKS YALL

y/n.l/n just made a post!

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fan56 oh so I'm gonna ugly cry for this? ok

fan90 So strong, have so much love for you <3

lhughes_06 speechless everytime

lhughes_06 I'm so proud of you

bff_ig The way you had me ugly sobbing during this

Edwards.73 bro why you gotta do me like that, now I'm crying

fan78 She is so real for this

lhughes_06 made a post!

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lhughes_06 She said I could, so I absolutely did. Yeah I know what this is 🏎️

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fan6 oh she needs to have a blonde moment for sure

fan89 she is BLONDE??? HELLO!!!!?

bff_ig hottest fit change ever to this day

lhughes_06 top three

bff_ig oh??? and what is number 1??? lhughes_06

lhughes_06 did her purple lace bra get your attention??? bff_ig

y/n.l/n I so knew it lhughes_06

y/n.l/n maybe shouldn't have brought the wig home

lhughes_06 oh no you definitely should've

Edwards.73 NOT IN THE COMMENTS WHERE I CAN SEE IT

Y/N.L/N just made a post!

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Y/N.L/N AHHHHHH SOOO excited to announce my latest album, Miss Possessive, will be out 2/21! I can't wait for you all to hear it, I hope you love it as much as I doooo 😘

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fan45 AGH IM FERAL

fan1 oh this album is gonna EAATTTT

Bff_ig I'm soooo proud of you agh I'm crying, this album is the newest and best era yet

Edwards.73 Why not now I need this album now

rutgermcgroarty Ethan is actually secretly Y/n's biggest fan

Edwards.73 SECRETLY??? rutgermcgroarty

bff_ig Do I need to have you come meet your idol? Edwards.73

Edwards.73 OMFG REALLY bff_ig

y/n.l/n You're literally across the room Edwards.73

fan9 Ethan really acts like us all and I'm here for it

Lhughes_06 Can't wait to scream this out in the open with the windows down

y/n.l/n You already scream it in the studio what do you mean lmfao Lhughes_06

Lhughes_06 exactly, but NOW I will be able to in the car with the windows down 😎 y/n.l/n

Jackhughes I feel like a proud mom

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bff_ig So proud of you, so happy to see you finally heal and grow into the best version of yourself <3

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fan6 Stop imma cry wtf

fan78 I need me a bestie like her

fan2 Literal iconic duo right here they're my faves awww

y/n.l/n Making me tear up stop it rn

y/n.l/n I love you my sweet 🥰

Edwards.73 Okay but y'all are some cutie patooties

Lhughes_06 Our cutie patooties Edwards.73

bff_ig mwah Edwards.73

y/n.l/n 😘😘 Lhughes_06

Y/n.l/n just made a post!

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y/n.l/n : Surpriiiiise, It's ok I'm ok and Two Hands music videos out now 🤭 enjoy my loves ❤️

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fan6 AHHHHH Y/N L/N AT MIDNIGHTTTTT

fan2 WAIT WAIT I WASN'T READY, BUT I'M GOING ANYWAYSSS

fan9 YES Y/N THIS NEW ERA IS POPPING AWFFFFFF

Lhughes_06 Idk how it's possible but I feel like I'm falling for you all over again

y/n.l/n Making my heart swell love Lhughes_06

bff_ig MY FAAAAAAAVES YES GET INTO ITTTT

Edwards.73 I'm getting so much shit rn at the Hockey house...

y/n.l/n why 🤣 Edwards.73

Rutgermcgroarty He is blaring the music videos from the living room y/n.l/n

Lucafantilli And is making us all scream the lyrics with him y/n.l/n

Edwards.73 I'M A BIG FAN OF Y/N OK

bff_ig If y'all weren't related I would be concerned Edwards.73

y/n.l/n you and me both bff_ig

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Lhughes_06 : Proud boyfriend moment. I can't say it enough how proud I am of you. Watching you grow from friends to the light of my life, I cannot wait to see what else you do ❤️

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[formulafics]

★ THE JPG CHRONICLES | PART 2

Scenario: the long awaited jpg account from everyone’s favorite mclaren reserve driver is here. with her second and third post, yn accidentally strikes some confusion in the fandom.

Pairing: f1 grid x fem!reader

A/N: and the drama begins 🤭 who do you think the bf is? who do you want the bf to be? 👀 hope you guys enjoy!

PART 1 | PART 3 | PART 4

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yn.jpg user @/oscarpiastri is eepy and hungry

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oscarpiastri idk how to feel about this one

⤷ yn.jpg you should feel honored to be featured on my account :)

formulanorris yn it’s a little past 9 pm…

⤷ yn.jpg sorry my bf was harassing me at that time.

⤷ formulanorris BOYFRIEND?

⤷ gretavanf1 …ain’t no way bro 💔 my wife has a boyfriend

piastrispastry yn said “be there at 9” then showed up at 2 am

⤷ rizzciardo she just like me fr

papayabull does this mean oscar is this weeks favorite boy?

⤷ yn.jpg yes but he doesn’t get full credit. we were going strong and then he hurt my feelings (he said he wouldn’t go out to eat with me)

⤷ oscarpiastri because zak brown, my boss, told me i had to be at work. key words: boss, work.

⤷ yn.jpg you hate me. it’s fine.

logansargeant every day i fear that i’ll be on this account

⤷ yn.jpg your time will come don’t worry

⤷ logansargeant i’m scared

norrisnation ARE WE IGNORING THAT YN SAID “bf”

⤷ sainzchili yes bc she’s silly and probably was joking

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yn.jpg two posts in one week? 😱 crazy, ik. anyways, here’s a lil appreciation post for the boy who’s taught me all i know about photography. <3

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norrisnation THESE ARE SO CUTE

landonorris i didn’t know you were capable of taking good pictures

⤷ yn.jpg i didn’t know you were capable of being funny - oh. you aren’t.

⤷ formulanorris LMFAO I AM SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUNNY i love yn 😭

norrisnation …is this a bf reveal?

⤷ yn.jpg nah lando is just my bestest friend in the world and i love him

⤷ rizzciardo yn and lando are my favorite friendship :( they’re my kids, i feel like a proud mom

landaurnorris this is a lil TOO appreciative for yn and lando 🤨 i think this is the announcement team

⤷ norrisnation she said no 💔 i thought they’d be cute together

⤷ formulapapaya if you ask me, she and oscar are dating. i’m 100% convinced

⤷ rizzciardo i need a full twitter thread abt this rn or else

⤷ formulapapaya BET. i will literally start working on it now because i’ve believed in oscyn for so long now 🤭

🏷️ | @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @renarots @minkyungseokie @raizelchrysanderoctavius

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode five :: 99 PROBLEMS.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔comeback: download has started.

fc – wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕none.

☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

y/n: not to freak you guys out but i knew all along

my baby lando: FYM YOU KNEW ???

babygirl alex: y/n 😁 i swear to god

honey badger: wait

honey badger: what do you mean you knew

chili!: ????

chal eclair: ^^^^

girlfriend kika: babe

girlfriend kika: i need u to explain before pierre loses his shit bc he’s bubbling rn 🙏🏻🤍

y/n: okay hold on y’all listen

wifey lily: 👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻

y/n: i always had this sneaking suspicion that some bullshit was going but every time i’d ask him about nothing would come of it

y/n: so i was like maybe i’m the problem 😀

y/n: then i found lipstick in our bathroom and i was like yo ??? tf is this and max said it was his sister’s

y/n: so i was like oh calm

y/n: bc victoria would come over sometimes

y/n: then i found out he cheated the first time

princess george: fIRST TIME????

angel carmen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRST TIME

chili!: HE CHEATED MORE THAN ONCE???

chal eclair: hOLD ON YALL IM TRYNA UNDERSTAND

y/n: yes 😭

y/n: caught him on a call with her being all lovey and shit and we got in a fight bc of it

y/n: and i let it slide bc i thought he would learn + he cried his eyes out

alabono: how is HE gonna cry for cheating 😟

honey badger: WAIT

my baby lando: fuck was he crying for ???

chal eclair: he cried ??

babygirl alex: literally what

honey badger: WAIT YALL

honey badger: Y/N YOU LET THAT SLIDE ???

y/n: I USED TO LOVE HIM OKAY.

chili!: i just sighed so hard man

y/n: hold on there’s more

PIERRE GASLYYYY: MORE ??

PIERRE GASLYYYY: y/n…

my baby lando: bae what is this…

chal eclair: what else did he do then damn

y/n: the bitch was in my bed

babygirl alex: WOAHHHHHHHH

angel carmen: now hold on, hOLD ON NOW.

girlfriend kika: i screamed

honey badger: ouuuuu it’s gonna get violent rq

y/n: i found them cuddled up, clearly post fuck, in my bed, listening to my music and guess what

chili!: BRO 😭

chal eclair: WHAT OH MY GOD

my baby lando: ��¿¿

y/n: HER KID WALKS IN BEHIND ME EATING MYYYYYYY ICE CREAM

y/n: IN MYYYYY HOUSE

princess george: see this is where i personally would’ve swung at everyone

PIERRE GASLYYYY: LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC???????

wifey lily: NAHHHHHH MAN

angel carmen: i’m not even kidding

angel carmen: i’m deadass speechless

y/n: i need all of u to come to my house immediately

y/n: there’s so much more i need to tell y’all

chili!: Y/N.

chili!: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE.

y/n: ….

chal eclair: answer the question bae 🤍

y/n: well

my baby lando: oh my god

y/n

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y/n i could see right through it

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madisonbeer mommy?

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champagnepapi 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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➜ username sir this ur second time here, and i am very delusional. i will assume shit.

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username i want you, sOOOOOO BAD???

username mhm. mhm. now that’s what i’m talking about.

charles_leclerc ICON 🗣

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username me wait for K to copy her

username whew miss y/l/n

username someone on twitter said thank god for ur parents, I too, say thank god for them.

bellahadid thank god you stuck to music

➜ username SOOO REAL

➜ username no bc y/n stays eating the gworls up

➜ username speak ur truth bella

carlossainz55 niña bonita ❤️

alexandrasaintmleux 😍😍😍😍

landonorris my mother everyone.

➜ username OUR mother

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carmenmmundt sexy.

➜ georgerussell63 oh swear?

lilymhe oh.

➜ alexalbon babe ??

➜ lilymhe no babe look away

francisca.cgomes i moaned ngl

➜ pierregasly HELLO ¿¿

➜ username kika is honestly the realest

➜ username no bc you and me kika 🤞🏽

➜ pierregasly you’re MY gf ???

➜ francisca.cgomes nahhh….

➜ y/n can confirm 😁

➜ pierregasly ????????????????

y/n added to their story!

[h8aaz]

⌗ INSTA POSTS .ᐟ.ᐟ 🐚🥥.

beachbaby!reader && beachboy!matt ft. chris & nick. // use of (name) ,, and lowk cringe n ‘ooc’ comments 🤍 .

beach.baby

♫ flashed junk mind - milky chance

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beach.baby sunny shell day ☀️💛

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matthew.sturniolo my pretty baby 🧡

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beach.baby i adore you 🧡🧡

nicolassturniolo i hate that i had a meeting 💔💔

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beach.baby we’re going again tmrw without chris if u wanna join 😛😛

christophersturniolo what the fuck

christophersturniolo bro i look fireeee send me that 🙏🙏

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beach.baby chris get out my damn comment section 👎

chrissg1rl_ omg yesss you looked SO fine 😍

chrisstvrnfan right?? like he looked so good omgg 🙏❤️

sunsbaby no invite?? ☹️💔

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beach.baby next time my pook I PROMISE!!! 💛

starzify GORGEOUS GIRL 💞

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beach.baby I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY SWEET 🤍🤍

matt.girl44 omg do yall think matt positioned the shells for her 🤭😍

mattys.b. omg yessss he totally matched them up to her perfectly!! 🧡

sturniolofan1 you think he put them on her then into the sand 😉🤭

beachsturns lmao mad irrelevant and weird bro wtf 😹🫵

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matthew.sturniolo

♫ and she was - talking heads

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matthew.sturniolo isn’t she precious? 🧡

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beach.baby sobbing i love you so much 😽🧡

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matthew.sturniolo i love you so much more 🧡🧡

christophersturniolo tf did i do to deserve no pic creds 🤨

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beach.baby its bc i’m cooler n more important 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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nicolassturniolo getting fomo so bad rn omg

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beach.baby guys dw nick is gonna come with us tmrw!!

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matt.girl44 (name) is so pretty!! both her and matt are so lucky 🫶

matt(name).beach literally!! idk whos luckier 😍🧡

beachsturns THE MOST PRECIOUS EVER!! 🧡🧡🧡

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beachbby.sturns THISSSS

beach.babys_baby literally ever omg

(name)b34ch I LOVE HER SM!!! 🧡

stvrnfan omg matt liked!!

christophersturniolo

♫ tree on the hill - lyrical lemonade, nino paid

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christophersturniolo beach days 1&2

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beach.baby there’s no FUCKING WAY you used that picture of me bro ☹️🥀

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christophersturniolo you didn’t send me the one you posted so 🤷👎

matthew.sturniolo still can’t believe you got a whole ass coconut out of that tree for (name)

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beach.baby its so poetic i love the rare occasions when he’s nice to me

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christophersturniolo you threw it at my head afterwards that shit aint poetic

beach.baby just wanted to hear how hollow your skull is 😋

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nicolassturniolo the thonk was crazy lmfao

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matthew.sturniolo bro really has no brain

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lover444stvrns please tell me one of you recorded that oh my god 🙏🙏

nicolassturniolo i was in the sand for a good 30 minutes btw

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christophersturniolo shouldve let us put tits on you

beach.baby LITERALLY

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nicolassturniolo

♫ i <3 you - marina

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nicolassturniolo 🌊☀️😙

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beach.baby huge reminder to NEVER swim race a man

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matthew.sturniolo you did your best baby and that’s what matters

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beach.baby i nearly drowned. ☹️

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christophersturniolo and it was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🫵🫵

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nicolassturniolo the way you fully believed he wasn’t a fast swimmer after seeing him get that kid’s toy??? 😭

nicksfan omg WHO IS THAT MAN

sturnni.ck RIGHT LIKE WHO IS THAT

matt.girl44 could it be matt or chris?

chrissg1rl slide 4 might be one of them but slide 5 is somebody completely different

lover444stvrns NICK WHO IS HE

tarayummyy omg a beach day with you guys sounds SO FUN

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nicolassturniolo (name) screamed when i showed her this so you’re immediately invited to the next trip

beach.baby i go literally everyday so just lmk!! ☀️

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tarayummyy gotta check my schedule, texting u rn!

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(name)s.yummy_beach omg my worlds are FINALLY COLLIDING MY DREAM COLLAB PLEASE 🙏🙏

christophersturniolo lookin good big sexy 😍

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nicolassturniolo dont fucking call me that EVER

beach.baby LMFAOO

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matthew.sturniolo 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️

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beach.baby

♫ how was your day? - mellow fellow, clairo

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beach.baby new tattttt ⛅️

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matthew.sturniolo love matching with you 🧡🐚

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beach.baby shell twins 4ever!!! 🧡🐚

beachsturns NO WAY OMG

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beach.babys_baby CHECK THE GC ITS FREAKING OUT OVER HER TAT AND THE LIKES ON UR COMMENTS

beachys.bby TATTOO TOUR WHEN???

beachbby.sturns I NEED ITTTT OMG ALL THE ONES WE’VE SEEN HAVE BEEN SO GORG

beachys.bby LITERALLY

sunsbaby I WASNT INFORMED OF THIS??? CALL ME RN.

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starzify FACETIME US. NOW. CALL IMMEDIATELY.

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beach.baby CALLING!!!!

nicolassturniolo best time to say beach vlog out soon!! and yes (name)’s tattoo will be included 🙂‍↕️

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beach.baby me hitting chris in the head after his adventurous tree climb is also in it hehehe 🥥

matt.girl44 SO EXCITED TO SEE!!

chrissg1rl OMG YESSSS

sturnpr1nc3ss RELEASE IT NOWWW

stvrnfan NEW VLOG YES

lover444stvrns omg yesss been a while since we got a beach vlog

(name)b34ch the return of the sturniolo beach era!! omg i’m so ready for the edits 🙏🙏

christophersturniolo wonder whos shorts those are 😐

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beach.baby whose* and they’re YOURS. chris dropped his popsicle while sitting on the couch like a dumbass

christophersturniolo BRO.

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matthew.sturniolo yeah and i had to clean it all up

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nicolassturniolo this is also in the vlog unfortunately

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beach.baby the utter disappointment on matt’s face is so funny i can’t wait for yall to see it

tarayummyy can’t wait to see it in person 💋

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beach.baby love uuuu 💋💋

gabs yaps ; FIRST POST FOR THE BEACH BABIES!!! should i make a fic for the vlog?? lmk :3. anywaysss send asks n reqs for them please i beg gimmie gimmie gimmie 🙏🙏

tags ; @starzify @sunsbaby @ange1-xoxo @y2kstarr @slut4christopherr @passionfruitchris @angelxsturns @courta13

[luvrrgirl444]

chapter 27: models off guard

INSTAGRAM, TWT!

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bigcheese4000 NEW VIDEO FT THE BRIT GANGGGGGGG GO WATCH NOW 💂💂🇬🇧🇬🇧

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username THEYRE SO ANNOYING LMFAO

goj0sgf sad day for british bc4000 fans 😔

mikasackerman rip sasha

⤷ username that betrayal was so insane

⤷ sashluvsfood I KNOW RIGHT????

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planety/n true religion fein

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username STOP FLEXING UR MAN PLS SOME OF US ARE SINGLE

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⤷ historiareiss ALWAYS

⤷ planety/n MY GIRLS 💗💗

jaegerbomb my pretty baby

⤷ planety/n come home the kids miss u

⤷ jaegerbomb i’m literally beside u rn

⤷ username IM GONNA SCREAM PLS

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- HELLO HELLO

- the way im neither american nor british LMFAOOOOO

taglist <3 : @greeniegreengreen @bakuhoes-bxtch @itzgabz22 @princess-jaeger @marsandsaturn @violenthots @roses-arerosies @conniesbbymama @llovergirlll @iheartamajiki @clipperlighter @liliorsstuff-blog @hoohoohope @akvrae @rinslutz @miniaturelunar @sheluvzeren @shigamiryuk @chamomilespetal @booistoleyou @asp7n @heartz444skz @thatartistshar0n @vintagexparker @tsukkisukkii @venusinx @seeingivy @cyberkitty1 @anitatvd @blamemef0rit @crvzy-fujoshi @dazaisfavgf @bubbabobabubbles @erenspersonalwh0re @imaniitheoneee @dndjxkskcn

[angelicdanvers]

BREATHE DEEPER | one.

a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.

y/n

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y/n — life lately 🎬🎞️

leahsavajeffries AINT NO WAY THE FILMING'S STARTED?? ↳ y/n 😏

walker.scobell can i be a part of your film 🫢 ↳ y/n sure kidlet

dior.n.goodjohn IM SCREAMING RN WHY TF IS EVERYONE SILENT ↳ walker.scobell pretty sure that's why everyone's silent di ↳ y/n ITS OKAY I LOVE THE SILENCE WHEN IT'S CAUSED BY YOU

dior.n.goodjohn but can we pls address the photoshoot omg 😮‍💨

iamcharliebushnell you're pretty ↳ dior.n.goodjohn SQUIRRELS. IN. MY. PANTS. ↳ iamcharliebushnell yo you're the bigger simp here ↳ aryansimhadri both of y'all just confessed to being simps

y/n

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y/n — mgmt’s 'oracular spectacular' should be the official soundtrack for this film just sayin

walker.scobell CAN I CAMEO ↳ y/n yes ↳ walker.scobell can i do the floss to time to pretend ↳ y/n YES

user walker and y/n's antics are the best fr

user2 the last shot is gorgeous ↳ user3 lowk looks like charlie but isnt ↳ user2 charlie could be inspo??

iamcharliebushnell hey i need pic creds >:( ↳ y/n guys charlie took the first two pics

dior.n.goodjohn good golly you're a fine woman ↳ y/n babes you need to get your prescription checked i'm literally a mirror wdym

iamcharliebushnell when can i come backkk ↳ y/n when you don't try to peek at the script ↳ iamcharliebushnell hey that's mean! ↳ y/n oliviarodrigo make a song called "hey that's mean!" ↳ oliviarodrigo YOU BET BBG

aryansimhadri i feel funny ↳ y/n WHAT 😭 ↳ aryansimhadri liv's "hey that's mean!" is gonna be the next i feel funny and i'm LIVING for it ↳ y/n LMFAO YOURE RIGHT

iamcharliebushnell i'm back wanna go get acai bowls ↳ y/n bro i'm in canada . . . ↳ iamcharliebushnell im coming back

leahsavajeffries THIS COMMENT SECTION IS THE FINEST FORM OF CHAOS ↳ dior.n.goodjohn what can i say she's a fine woman ↳ leahsavajeffries dior your love's boiling up 🤭

user4 i love this girl sm ↳ iamcharliebushnell i wish i could relate :( ↳ y/n i love you user4

user5 LOL CHARLIE 😭

— taglist.

@shokocoded @istillremberthefirstfallofsnow @surftrips @svtsimp22 @gcidrvsh @idontevencare1223 @thames-fig @captainshischier @reggieslifeboat @multifandom-loser @wheelerslover @mermaid-mqtel @randomnpc456 @kaithoughs @isab3lita @mariposa555 @sunshinessky @myr-cheri @thedeadlynights @ella33 @c1nn4mng1rl @poppysrin @breadbrobin @lucy-the-ant @jules-loves-lukecastellan @taloulalila @tom-pls-fuck-me @mia-luvs @iknowyoureabigfan

i tagged everyone i could find thus far! i love you so much, thank you for all the support <33 i will update the taglist if more people wish to join :)

i hope you enjoyed chapter one, stay safe and drink water!

i love you and i’m proud of you <333

[diorsluv]

casual , part 3

“ i’ve heard so many rumors ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

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yourusername post workout glow 🙈

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vivianliu mommy

→ yourusername whaaaaaat ⁉️⁉️⁉️

→ _quinnhughes …

→ rutgermcgroarty 📸📸

→ edwards.73 wtf

→ jackhughes no absolutely not

→ luca.fantilli HUH

→ dylanduke25 WHAT

→ vivianliu stop acting like i’ve never said ts before 🙄

edwards.73 you’re really fucking hot

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→ lhughes_06 FUCK NO

→ jackhughes STEP THE FUCK BACK

→ _quinnhughes hey man what the FUCK

→ vivianliu GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRL

username14 ETHANS COMMENT?????!?!?!?!?!?!

markestapa pretty girl 🫣

→ yourusername that’s so unnatural stop

→ markestapa just doing what the homies do

→ lhughes_06 did the lack of my presence fuck with your heads because i explicitly told everyone to NOT mess w my sister.

→ markestapa suck it up lil bro

mackie.samo GODDAMN

→ yourusername LMFAOOOO

→ jackhughes back the hell up dude

→ _quinnhughes this is a literal fever dream

username54 rumors aint rumors anymore

username38 ethan’s practically screaming their relationship status to the world rn

colecaufield i’m not a part of this in any way but you genuinely look really good rosie

→ yourusername awwww thank you ☺️

→ jackhughes if you ever fucked around with my sister i would punch you in the face

→ colecaufield I HAVENT AND I WONT I SWEAR

→ jackhughes YEAH U BETTER NOT CUZ IM READY 🤺

sidneycrosby_87_ looking great kiddo!

→ yourusername oh my god sidney crosby.

→ lhughes_06 OH MY GOD SIDNEY CROSBY???

→ jackhughes this isn’t fair

→ vivianliu HI SIDNEY

rutgermcgroarty 🥴

→ yourusername 🤭

→ lhughes_06 i can’t tell if you’re flirting because you’re best friends or if you’re flirting to fuck

→ rutgermcgroarty whaaaaa i would never do such a thing and you know that luke (my door is open yourusername)

→ yourusername we’re flirting AS A JOKE because you’re gone now and you can’t dictate shit anymore 🙄 lhughes_06

username45 LMFAO did ethan ask everyone to say shit to cover his comment

mackie.samo i see you’re working out without me now 🤨

→ yourusername YOU LEFT ME. what was i supposed to do 😔😔

→ mackie.samo YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON

→ yourusername IM HAPPIER NOW 🤬

→ markestapa what is this 😟

adamfantilli woha

→ adamfantilli owah

→ adamfantilli woah

→ yourusername are you malfunctioning

→ adamfantilli yes (i was told to)

jackhughes did you redecorate your room??

→ yourusername yes my man helped me redecorate 🥰

→ jackhughes YOUR MAN????

→ lhughes_06 WHO THE HELL

→ yourusername guys it was a joke..

→ lhughes_06 your life is a joke

→ yourusername ?!???!????!

_quinnhughes i know who it is.

→ yourusername no u dont

→ lhughes_06 TELL ME

→ jackhughes WHO IS IT

→ trevorzegras congrats to the only hughes brother with a brain 🥳

→ jackhughes HEY

→ lhughes_06 NOT COOL TREVOR

→ rutgermcgroarty the fact that it took you this long is concerning

→ markestapa okay she ACTUALLY told you rutgermcgroarty

→ dylanduke25 fr the rest of us had to find out DIFFERENTLY

→ edwards.73 you guys are kinda slow

username55 i know someones gonna come back for this post tn…

→ username97 LMFAOOO

→ username21 STOP DONT EXPOSE HIM LIKE THAT

username38 UR SO PRETTY

username30 GIRLLLL give us the workout routine please 😞🙏

username88 body goals hello????

trevorzegras ur bed was not in that corner last time i was there

→ yourusername i redecorated we already said so 🙄

→ jackhughes since when were you in my sister’s apartment??

→ trevorzegras i was in town for a game

→ jackhughes but detroit is 45 mins away????

→ trevorzegras WE WERE THERE FOR THREE DAYS

→ yourusername jack he was helping me set up my ikea dresser 😭😭

→ vivianliu i know someone’s absolutely LIVID

dylanduke25 WOW SO PRETTY

→ yourusername THANK U DUKER

→ dylanduke25 YOU’RE WELCOME

username96 help i audibly screamed when i saw this post

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yourusername some of the guys invaded girls night at 12 in the morning and then literally kicked us out of my own room ⁉️⁉️

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edwards.73 why was i not invited

→ yourusername u didn’t come idk i thought u were busy like always

→ edwards.73 but you know i would never be too busy for you

→ yourusername lmao doesnt really seem like it tho

vivianliu and they burnt our fucking cookies

→ yourusername FR almost burnt the apartment down 🙄

→ dylanduke25 THAT WASN’T EVEN US

→ vivianliu U KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WAS U AND RUT

→ rutgermcgroarty WHY ARE U BLAMING ME???

g.brindley4 oh my god i’m on the main

→ yourusername YOU’RE ON THE MAIN ‼️

username38 mark wearing sunglasses in a dark ass room 😭

dylanduke25 rut’s ass was in my face and i swear he fucking ripped ass like three times

→ yourusername HELLO WHAT??? I DONT REMEMBER THIS

→ rutgermcgroarty I LITERALLY DIDNT THO??

→ luca.fantilli i could smell that shit from the other room

→ g.brindley4 the absolute STENCH

username32 luca could not have been comfortable sleeping in that position 😭

→ username80 men are weird

username67 AHHH PINK COOKIES

luca.fantilli cuddling with the homies 🥴🥴

→ yourusername oh my god

→ markestapa 😘

→ dylanduke25 im blushing ☺️☺️

→ g.brindley4 best couple!

→ rutgermcgroarty 😝

→ vivianliu you’re all so weird

trevorzegras marky lookin kinda cute tn 🫣

→ yourusername STOP

→ markestapa yes i’ll go out with you!

mackie.samo um. i facetimed him and hes kicking, screaming and crying?!?!?

→ yourusername oops

→ mackie.samo yeah what a big fucking oops 🙄

→ vivianliu HES THE TOXIC ONE

username77 getting kicked out of your own room is crazy

username48 ethan’s definitely punching the air rn

_alexturcotte what happened to the boyfriend

→ yourusername technically he’s not my boyfriend cuz he doesn’t like labels!

→ colecaufield 😭😭

→ yourusername HIS WORDS NOT MINE

→ trevorzegras imagine what’ll happen when your brothers find out 😂

→ yourusername 1. for the love of god stop using that emoji and 2. they wont find out!

→ _quinnhughes i found out

→ yourusername besides you 😒😒

username79 ethan’s definitely regretting not putting a label on them

username92 do luke and jack never check the comments 😭😭

→ vivianliu they did but rosie gaslighted them into believing it’s not ethan and they barely pay attention to what the others say anyways

→ username60 LMAOOO

lhughes_06 WE NEVER HAD SLEEPOVERS WHEN I WAS THERE WHAT??

→ yourusername i’m the better sibling

→ vivianliu correct

→ rutgermcgroarty correct

→ edwards.73 correct

→ colecaufield correct

→ adamfantilli correct

→ trevorzegras correct

→ _alexturcotte correct

→ markestapa correct

→ luca.fantilli correct

→ mackie.samo correct

→ dylanduke25 correct

→ _quinnhughes not correct????

→ jackhughes INCORRECT TF

edwards.73 I CAN’T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN’T INVITE ME

→ yourusername IM SORRY I GEN THOUGHT U WERE JUST BUSY AGAIN

→ markestapa there’s no way you’re still on this

→ edwards.73 inv me next time 😔

next chapter notes ) happy april fools dayyy!! hope yall got some good pranks in 😈😈 and guys HE DOESN’T DO LABELS 😓

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood

[lsd-astronaut]

Idk if multiple requests are chill but I’m a hugeeee concert and live music fan (usually rock/metal but I’ll attend anything), I’d love to hear your thoughts on concert dates with the hobbits !! Or alternatively which of them would be most likely to sing/play instruments for the reader

Okay I'm gonna work on old requests because I'm looking like a jackass lmao also I don't know if I'm shadowbanned or if the people are just not on Tumblr rn, but I'm getting way less interaction overall. God knows why. Anyways, hope you enjoy this and thank you for your support. Also, I'm combining both of your requests here, hope you don't mind hehe

Like and reblog!

Concert dates with the hobbits & kinds of modern music they would like (Headcanons)

Frodo

He is of the belief he doesn't like concerts because his ears are quite sensitive and he gets overstimulated very easily, but truly he has never gone to one.

So, you tried to ease him in the culture bit by bit, by taking him to a pub where a local indie band was playing. He found he actually kinda liked it, as the ambient wasn't too hectic, and he could actually talk to you without screaming his vocal cords off.

In the case he starts stanning a big band, he wants to go to their concerts sooo badly, but he is very intimidated by the sheer amount of people and noise in the venue, but you buy him nose-cancelling headphones, and he is the happiest hobbit to have ever lived.

Discovered power metal by pure chance, and as the big fantasy nerd he is, he immediately falls in love with it. Yes, it's loud, but he can actually understand and relate to the lyrics, and it makes him feel so powerful in his daydreams.

Not much merch in his hobbit hole, just a poster or two in his room.

Sam

It's pop for this hobbit.

Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter... he doesn't discriminate.

Also, he is like the sweetest and hates being mean to people, so he's like a super chill fan until he suddenly says something to someone rude so scathing that it makes them rethink of their life choices (he could definitely bully someone off of Twitter).

Keeps a little journal with his memories aka photos of you, concert tickets, doodles, pressed flowers. Just a little piece of his world.

Anyways, back to the concert whole thing. He definitely becomes an icon in the community, and even appears on the news as he is quite literally the first person on the queue.

Buys merch, and has a personalized Eras Tour shirt with pics of you (if only I liked Taylor Swift so I could buy the Aragorn Eras Tour one)

A sweetheart to be with during a concert date; he brings a bag full of snacks and water, so you don't get dehydrated or hungry.

Merry

Hatsune Miku LMFAO

I'm not sorry; he listened to it like once because of a younger cousin (not Pippin, we'll get to him later) and his entire psyche changed to live around and for that hyperfixation.

Buys so much fucking merch, his room is filled with Hatsune Miku figurines, he doesn't care, he's filthy rich. You wonder aloud one day if he loves her more than you, and Merry gasps in horror and rushes to hug and kiss you. Is very apologetic and glued to your hip for the following weeks, which you can't complain about.

Because he is such a good boyfriend, you start saving up and one day, you surprise him with plane tickets to Japan to see Hatsune Miku live. You don't think you've ever heard Merry scream so loudly (fangirl). Needless to say, he loved the trip, the concert, and he started bawling as he soon as Miku appears on stage. (me as soon as the Freddie Mercury hologram appeared on stage two years ago)

Ends up taking his blue glowsticks back home and has them put on the wall like they're a fucking ceremonial sword lmfao

Pippin

ABSOLUTE MENACE DO NOT BRING HIM TO A CONCERT

He somehow likes heavy metal and rock, so off you went to see a concert live. Pippin insisted on you two being in the fucking mosh pit. You're not exactly sure you like the idea (as he is too short) but he gives you his strongest puppy eyes.

As soon as the music starts playing, he vanishes from your sight. You see him being tossed in the air by very excited fans (passed around like a blunt), and at one point he is even on stage singing along and directing the crowd??.?

Somehow he knows everyone so more often than not you find yourself in the backstage as he talks some rando's ear off. When you ask him about it, he says he doesn't really know who the guy is!

His room is plastered with posters and he even has a custom-made electric guitar he loves to play. (Billy Boyd I see you)

[marieisontuxblr]

9-1-1 S8E09 reactions

Spoilers for the episode "Sob Stories"

Ok kinda obsessed with the opening emergency

JLH can ACT. I love her 

Ugh maddie’s growth is everything 

Wait where is this dude??

...creepy 😐

Buddie?!?!!! I’m already crashing out

Talking through a glass wall!!!!! 

“I don’t know what I’m gonna do without you” what do you meeeeeaaaaan

yeah, I’m not gonna survive

Puppy!! 🥺😭

lol @ the ford product placement

PUPPY!

Buck going after the dog?? 

Buck EMERGING with the dog???

me atp: 💀💀💀💀

Oh the police lady is creepy (and hot) 

She’s the villain yeah?

wdym he’s helping ready the house for a showing

just shoot me, it’d be kinder

lol @ buck’s smile when the doorbell rings. Trying so hard to be supportive I love him

Buck in the pink is 👌👌

Obsessed with Buck. Why are you like this?? (I know why)

I know what you are 

“Everything that matters is in Texas” oh Eddie you have 30 min

“This is my new best friend” !!!

Ok buck calm down. Don’t get into a sass-off with Eddie Diaz, you will lose!

Oh Buck you crossed a line. Not cool. Also Eddie not cool to not tell to begin with. But. Not cool Buck

Hen and Chim I love you 😭😭

Bobby!! 😭😭😭

get your shit together, buck

“lol @ buck’s smile when the doorbell rings. Trying so hard to be supportive I love him” never mind lmfao

“I don’t talk to pigs” correct

Oh police lady is CREEPY creepy

Oh that’s an insane plot choice 

That’s so fucked 

Whaaat

Oh thank god jayna

Ok what’s up with placing the wallet

I wonder if maddie will have to quit eventually

JLH eats every single time

Not sure I’m convinced Maddie’s gonna recover and go back to dispatch after this

“You got something you wanna say to me Buck? 🤨”

Oh it’s a diva-off

I’m sat 

“You were spying on me” is an insane response 

‘Eddie-Diaz-be-normal-for-one-second’ challenge. level: impossible 

I need you to be so fr rn Eddie 

“I don’t need you either” I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 

Not BINGO 😭😭😭

Omg not equipped to handle this

“I know we didn’t have much time together” kill me

I KNOW WE DIDN’T HAVE MUCH TIME TOGETHER ?!??! i'm gonna need 5-10 business days to unpack my feelings about that one

Eddie Diaz if you raise that eyebrow at him again I will hunt you down

To OUT you?!?!!?!! tim i need you stop fucking around so expeditiously 

Not Eddie feeling like Buck is putting him in an unfair position 😭😭 like don’t make it out that I don’t care about you just bc I have to choose Chris. I’m dying

Ok Eddie I see you. I also wouldn’t want to choose between my husband and my kid

s2g if Freddy assumes they’re a couple I will scream

Omg Buck arranged a surprise!?!! 😭

lol @ eddie’s frustrated face. He’s so done with buck’s shit

Buck: “I hate to make this all about me,  but it’s me”

Eddie:

Buck:

"you did really bond with that dog in about 10 secs" "that’s what I do" JUST SHOOT ME I CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF THIS

He’s going back to where he belongs???? I AM UNWELL [literal actual scream and tears atp]

“…with christopher” I’m ready for it to Stop™️

Oh I don’t like this cut to maddie AT ALL

Not the pov shot from behind

Leave maddie alone

What did I say?? Never trust a cop (sorry Athena, I love you babe, please quit your job)

If they take jee-yun I will find you @ tim

no don’t stop 

Ok it’s been a good run. I won’t make it till next week so so long I guess 

I have never been more in touch with myself as a millennial than in this moment

[romana-after-dark]

Tell Me (Repost)

Dark!Miguel O'hara x fem!reader

Masterlist : Taglist

I posted this months ago and by the morning it only had like 6 likes by the morning lmfao and this was during the peak of Miguel days and I thought "wow this must be terrible" so I deleted it. However, it did well on AO3 so i decided to just report it.

Miguel tries to extract information from you via any means necessary DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

OH MY GOD DO NOT EAT IF YOU DONT LIKE DEAD DOVES

This is not like The Wrong Way where Joel alternates between horrific and soft. THIS IS JUST PLAIN DDDNE.

WARNINGS!!!!: DDDNE!!! Rape, non con, torture, verbal humiliation, degradation, forced anal, biting (fang baby), literally idk what got into me here, it's literally porn with no plot. I almost always have so much plot. Victim blaming, psychological torture, I want to reiterate its literally rape. I wanted to write for Miguel bc he's a hottie and spiderverse was amazing but lets be honest, its pretty popular on tumblr rn. However, I refuse to write without inspiration, so I won't just write something just bc it's popular. Besides, this may have gotten so far on the dark side it's not even gonna be liked XD anyway, i had genuine inspiration and I went with it. All apoligies.

700 words

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“Tell me.” Miguel O’hera grabbed your throat as you hung from the ceiling. He had been trying for hours to extract the information he wanted, using multiple forms of torture and you were exhausted, but refused to tell him what he wanted. When his hands began trailing your body, you knew the next method would be psycho-sexual.

“I’m not…” You gasp as a finger grazes over your tit. “I’m not telling you anything…”

“Hm.” was his non committal answer before cutting your ropes, watching you tumble onto the concrete. “I guess we’ll see.”

Only taking a moment to breath, you try to scramble away, but to where you aren’t sure. There’s nowhere to go, and a large man climbs on top of you hold your wrists together in on fist as his other undid his pants. You writhe underneath him, but screaming is useless.

“Get off me!” You kick and twist and scrape up your whole body that's exposed in the bra and underwear you were left hanging in, the cold floor ice against your skin. “GET OFF!”

“Oh, I’ll get off alright…” Miguel mumbles as he rips your bra off. “Tell me what I want to know, and I’ll stop.”

You weren’t sure you believed him, but you didn’t want to give up the information. Even as he strips off his pants, his insanely large frame keeps you pinned to the floor. There is no escape.

Miguel mumbles and scoffed ‘fine’ and two hands rip off your underwear, tossing the scraps aside. You scream as he pushes his fat tip into you, ripping you open slowly, slowly… allowing you to feel every inch, every vain, every hard and warm and pulsing part of him. “You can still stop this, carino.”

“No!” You whimper, deadset and determined to stay strong. You wouldn’t let him break you.

“Have it your way.” Dragging his hips back, Miguel pauses before he thrusted into you band fucks you mercilessly, you can feel the raw pain of him sliding in and out of you as you cry out, initially dry. The most humiliating part, however, came after several minutes of hm trying to coax the information out of you, slapping your face until your mouth bled, when he began laughing. “Oh my god, are you getting wet from this? So fucking pathetic.” 

Miguel looked down on you, your body wracked with pain and jolting with each thrust, he could practically feel your will breaking. “You probably enjoy this, do you play out scenarios like this with some pathetic little dicked man? Does it turn you on, knowing you have no choice? Little whore been fucked so many times she needs to feel like she’s being forced just to get wet?” His chuckle was dark and cruel as he continued to taunt you, your tears falling down your bloodied and bruised face. 

“You’re lucky I’m even touching this used up cunt.” Miguel leans over, licking at the tears and blood and spit on your face. “Tell me, and I’ll stop fucking your pussy. TELL ME!” He screams, painfully loud in your ear.

You break, telling him what he wanted. There wasn’t a part of you that really believed he’d stop, so you were surprised when he pulled out.

When he rolled you over, you began to ask. “What are you-” but are cut off by him ramming his cock up your ass. “FUCK!!!” You scream. He wasn’t lying, he did stop abusing your pussy, only to rip our asshole open.

“God, look at you…” Miquel sat back to admire his work, smirking at the way your ass contracted and spread around his thick cock. “I’d say you were made for me, but…” Chuckling, he slaps your ass. “But I can see how much you’re struggling to make room for me. No ones ever fucked you like this, have they? You should be thanking me.” Fangs dug sharply into your shoulder, drawing out more blood. “SAY THANK YOU!” Your ears rang with his screamed words, before another bite. “SAY IT!” He bit and screamed and bit and screamed until you finally cave.

“Thank you!” You sob, and he cums inside your ass with a loud, strangled groan.

Only when you shudder from the cold do you realize he’s gotten off you, his impossibly wide frame no longer covering you. Miguel tosses you a blanket, muttering something about how he may just have to keep you now.

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[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

I took notes on my thoughts while watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die because I did the same for Black Friday

DAMN Jon said “I am a TENOR”

I literally can’t get over how good he sounds

AHHHHHH LAUREN!!!!!

Bro these songs SLAP

Damn Mariahs hair is so long

Pete is such a mood

I’m literally terrified of being pantsed so bad

BRUH NOT MICRO-PETER

Omg hey Kim

When Cory enthusiastically agrees I’m dying

Omg Max likes Grace???????

Wait that’s so cute

Wait why’s he kinda fine

“His name is Jesus Christ” HELP 💀💀💀💀💀

It’s giving Apex Predator (from Mean Girls)

Damn these HARMONIES THO

My jaw is on the floor the way Cory is talking to her

“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?” ME LMFAO

I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST MAKE AN ISSAC NEWTON JOKE

The way hes like “this is about thermodynamics” me me me. I hate when people make jokes about the things we’re not even talking about.

“NANI” NO WAY HE SAID THAT HELP💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Study date????????

Joey Richter my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

When Max enters and the crowd cheers

“Rondevuch”

Max literally has a God complex

Why is Kim everyones mom?

“Walen place”?????

“Mom will you pass the butt stuff????” HELP SHES BEEN CORRUPTED

NO WAY SHES FANTASIZING ABOUT MAX JAGERMAN

LITERALLY WHAT

Awwww Grace is experiencing Catholic Guilt™ ❤️❤️❤️

Girl wdym “he’s gotta go”???

Laurens character is bisexual???????

“WAIFU MATERIAL”?????? I literally can’t get over Jons character

Wait Grace is a little fucked up actually

Wait since the Waylons built hatchetfield high and the starlight theater, could they have cursed the town somehow? Like I know about the evil brothers or whatever, but I’m not super familiar with the lore

Wait I kind of love Grace now

Mariah slays

“Am I reading as Ghost, or Lin Manuel Miranda?” AWWWWWW❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“Your fucking useless Pete.” Tgwdlm???? In MY npmd???? It’s more likely than you think

I’m very suspicious about how fast they seemed to put the plan together…

I know the plan wont work and Im so nervous I’m getting secondhand embarrassment so bad rn

“Skele-ens”

I need Max Jagerman actually

Awwww Max is a Theater Kid ❤️❤️❤️

AW FUCK HE DIED

HOLY FUCK HE DIED

GIRL WTF IS WRONG WITH GRACE

I love how upbeat this song is

WHYD SHE CUT HIS NIPPLES OFF WTF

Omg Dan and Donna!

Slay Mayor Lauter

His reaction to being asked to the game is giving- “she asked me for the time” “no way” “way :D”

THE NIGHTHAWKS MASCOT 💀💀💀💀

FUCK CLIVESDALE

DAMN THEYRE IN THE SPLITS GOOD FOR THEM

I like that the football team has only 2 players

I love when actors walk through the audience, but ESPECIALLY here when hes stalking Richie bro looks so good

Listen I know he’s about to kill Richie but HES SO FINE HELP

Im literally so Gay bro

THE SMOKE CLUB!!!!!!

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME

When she says hes not hot anymore girl speak for yoursef

Please let Grace swear

Oh fuck they’re giving themselves away

Grace Chastity said “acab”

Cory needs more songs

MAN IN A HURRY RETURNS!!!!!

Damn who is this girl in a trenchcoat 😍😍😍

GERALD OH MY GOD

Random side note but what happened to Robert? I was just thinking about how I wish we could see Hidgens again but is Robert still a part of Starkid anymore? Is he on to Bigger and Better things? Does anyone know what those are? I’d love to continue to support him.

Edit: NVM NVM I TAKE IT BACK I DO NOT WANT TO SUPPORT ROBERT MANION NO NO NO SIR

The invisible bird. Literally high school theater

“Heahs the thang about ah bahbecue”

“Ah wawna remember who ah ayum”

Ruth is so real for not know when to do the lights bc the cue lines were wrong

Ugh Laurens voice is so good and I know ive said that about pretty much everyone but it’s true

I know shes about to die rn

The red lighting gave it away

THE WAY HE LOOKS INTO CAMERA AFTER HE KILLS HER I NEED HIM SO BAD

Why did Kim scream like that

Awww Grace has religious trauma now ❤️❤️❤️

THE COPS THEME

OH MY GOD PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!!!!!

He gave her his number❤️❤️❤️

Hot chocolate boy!!!!!!!! I knew Peter was the hot chocolate boy but still

This duet is EVERYTHING

Obsessed with the fact he called MARIAH ROSE FAITH a MEAN GIRL

“Axe wielding maniacs?”

The Waylons did not dig that shit very deep…

OH FUCK THEY HAVE TO SUMMIN THE LORDS IN BLACK

I KNEW THE WAYLONS BUILT LAKESIDE MALL

im so sorry Zombie Max is So Fine

WIGGLY

THEY HAVE HUMAN FORMS??????

“Let me check my Christmas list”

“What do you want steph?” MORE tgwdlm? In MY npmd?

I feel bad for not knowing all their names

Max says bitch a lot

Damn this show is long

Omg this is so sad im tearing up a lil

Max is so fucking funny

Damn Grace is seducing Max this is hilarious

Fuck Grace Chastity or kill some nerds? One of the many difficult decisions in life

He decides to fuck Grace Chastity

OH MY GOD THATS SO SMART

Thats some fuckin Macbeth level shit

Kims teacher character is so cute awwwww

Paul and Bill dance Chaperones??????

Oh nvm that’s Jason

I don’t think I ever mentioned it but the dancing is really good

It’s very clean and crisp

In the last 2 hours I very quickly developed a massive crush on Will Branner

OH FUCK

WHATS GOING ON

WHAT

[mariahcarreyyy]

pls forgive me for ranting on your tl but i’m wondering if anyone on here could help me place a few f1 dots together bc i truly am so new to the community that im not sure if i have some missing pieces or something:

i’m actually so devastated for carlos?? idk it feels like a lot of ppl don’t like him (there could be very valid reasons but im absolutely clueless as of rn bc i haven’t seen anything) but like? he gave so much to ferrari and they don’t give a fuck? but at the same time i’m not mad at lewis either bc i feel like something truly truly soul-crushing had to happen for him to want to leave merc.

i also always felt like that moment where charles & lewis posted that pic where they both got disqualified was a pre-curser to something bigger. although it’ll be a weird fight for 1st driver between LH44 & CL16, i think there’s so much mutual respect between the both of them that they will find a way to work. lewis seems like a driver who could POSSIBLY acknowledge that it’s time for new drivers to get more spotlight, and maybe make some more way for charles to shine (and i think fred also wouldn’t have signed LH w/o keeping this in mind

i hope carlos still has a seat in 2025, i think he has a lot to offer still, and i can’t bare to not see/think ab carlando on the grid every race

crying screaming at the fact that i got some very rare ferrari cs55 merch it literally feels like a vintage item now jesus christ

i have more thoughts but let me shut the fuck up for now 😭

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hmmm i mean me personally i dont hate or love carlos, he's just there most of the time LMFAO but i feel SO FUCKING BAD like esp his story on insta while ferrari didnt even talk about him?????? sobbing.

okay now THATS where i disagree HAHAHAHA🙈 lewis wants nothing more than his eighth, and rightfully so. charles wants nothing more than to a be a world champion at ferrari, and again, rightfully so. But at the end of the day, only ONE of them will be able to win races. its a selfish sport yk, and you cant really blame them for that. Just look at nico and lewis, both extremely talented drivers who had a lot of respect & love between them and still, the pressure of racing got to them.

im not saying that charles and lewis will end up like brocedes, but i also dont think that they can manage both being no.1 drivers. And, i also dont think that either one of them would settle for being no.2.

i dont think they'll bring in someone new to the sport so im pretty sure carlos will stay on the grid. Honestly, the best case scenerio: lewis to ferrari, the open merc seat goes to fernando, the open aston seat goes to yuki, and then the open alpha tauri (i am choosing not to believe its rebrand is real) seat can go to liam lawson, cus tbh he deserves it way more than 1/2 the drivers on the grid. ALSO i think the best decision redbull could make, now, is kicking checo tf out and replacing him with sainz. I js think sainz would be a PERFECT teammate to max and a good no.2 driver, and then he'll probably go to audi in 2026

THE MERCH😭😭😭 dont ever call that vintage again i will cry. i keep seeing sad charlos edits on my fyp and it makes me wanna puke

[nattyontherun]

I just read all ur naruto fics and I feel insane.

Me about fictional characters: they get me.

I absolutely refuse to be emo in someone ask box but screams at you so much.

“How much do you lose to mourning, when what you lose is everything you’ve ever had? How can you acknowledge yourself, when all you have left to acknowledge is the you who never grew past your hurt? // Existence was ruination, to Sasuke. Existence was the slow descent into insanity.” I’m literally rolling around on the floor thrashing around. Hearth fire (and the rest of the series) WRECKED ME by the way if you even CARE. Me when the parallels in a fic to my life literally grab my by the throat and stab me but also wrap me in a warm fuzzy blanket and pat my head. Literally sent me deep into a very contemplative mood after reading it.

“… would have to live on because if not him, who?” “…because mourning, in its own way, is a form of safekeeping.” Hello I have died.

Also I don’t mean this in a derogatory sense but when I went to ur ao3 profile and read u have a psych degree I was like. That makes so much sense lmFAO.

Also also on a slightly more serious note, well it’s not that serious tbh, but I also do be dissociating and the way you described it was idk it felt weirdly good to read. I used to lose days at a time. I’m not as bad now but I’ll still lose hours here and there. I am not one to externalise things so I don’t have the capacity to describe things to people when asked but we’re I to try very hard it would probably be similar to how you wrote sasukes experience.

Oh my god tho. Oblivion. YOUR MIND IS SO POWERFUL. Your mind is literally so so so powerful. I’m shaking.

Anyway maligayang pasko at mag ingat ka 🫶🏻

This just made my holidays! First of all thanks??? I'm as surprised as you are that HF has been so monumental for me????

I've been told on a multitude of occasions that I have the unfortunate(?) habit of putting a lot of myself in fics. What I explore--thematically at the very least--is often just me chasing after the worms that haunt me in my dreams, yk? It's not like I'm a perpetually sad or moody person--quite the opposite really--but if I don't contemplate stuff I go through at least a little bit, where would that leave me? As uncomfy as it is, it's better to know yourself too much than not at all.

But YEAH! HF! Mindboggly amounts of woah topped by a surprising amount of hope? Sometimes I think I made it too melodramatic and "floaty" for lack of a better word and then I get comments like yours and I start rethinking my spirally thoughts. I just have so many OPINIONS about how canon treated everyone, but mainly Sasuke. If they weren't gonna let him die, by god give him the justice he so deserves?? He has like zero closure and an overwhelming brother complex and all canon does to fix that is say "revenge bad, here walk around some" FAWK no????

Anyways I have a psych degree! I don't use it for much rn but it's glossy and makes me feel good about myself sometimes! I like to think I'm not so obvious about it but I also feel like I always talk about it to anyone everytime so bvcedjsnj where was I going with my reply?

Right. Right! I meant to say that, as per the dissociation thing--far be it for me to claim I know anything about it beyond what I've read in a couple journals but I do tend to 'lose time" so to speak, myself? When I'm stressed or depressed or anxious or some horrid conglomeration of those three horrid things lmao. It's NOT fun, and I don't wish it on anyone, and I hope, if you can, you can speak to someone about it because suffering, in whatever way, however much, doesn't have to be a thing we just settle with yk? Idk. I wrote HF with this thought in mind that just because things can seem absolutely ass over tits at any moment doesn't mean it's always gonna be like that. I love the struggle story, I love ANGST--writing it, reading it--but there's something so devastating and inspirational about wanting to stand back up after stumbling. Human tenacity and resilience will always be infinitely more heartrending than sorrow itself or whatever philosophical way you can spin it...

I feel like I just lost the thread of my response all over again. I'm sorry! It's nearing 3am, I just got off shift, and I'm in one of those moods again... just... I care very deeply about people as a concept, and the way we mold ourselves around each other's lives until every one of our struggles is an extension of our community, which is an extension of our history and so on. I'm not super good about being in the /now/, the details of general existence aren't my best friends. But if characters get to act however the fuck they want to act, if they can build themselves back up from nothing, explore themselves in ways you or I never could, maybe never is just a qualifier we give ourselves to excuse our inflexibility and stagnation?

Something, something, the ultimate goal of the human experience will always be Self Actualization.

Anyways Anon, sorry about all the rambly philosophizing, I've probably scared you off now fbvehcskffbcrehd but you made my whole month!! Maligayang Pasko sa inyo po!!! Ingat ka lagi!!!!!!! And to whoever even bothers to read all this rambling,,,, in English: Merry Christmas and take care always, Mabuhay!

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

For the FROM asks: 🌸, 🖍and 🏕 for whoever is your fave rn!

jade hererra my love <3

🌸 (What is your favourite thing about [character]? Do you have any favourite moments/scenes with them that you love most?): favorite thing? his personality. he’s somehow willing to accept whatever tf happens in fromville and move on. he’s just so done with everything it’s such a mood lmfao. favorite scene? when the doll/puppet thing screamed at him and he just screamed back-

🖍 What would you like to see happen with [character] going forward? Is there any aspect of them that you are dying to see the show further explore?: jade, jim, and victor need to suck it up and be friends, especially now that their emotional support tabby has literally been yeeted out of fromville. i need their platonic OT3 aidhsjshjs, also just more of jade being a mood

🏕 If you met [character], would you get along right off the bat? What would be the first impression of each other that you get? Would it change after you've known each other for a while?: realize i’d probably be annoyed at him at first, and i’m a sarcastic little shit so he’d be done w me too but we’d eventually get to be friends

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absolutely love i got an ask for from please don’t be afraid to ask me anything abt my favorite fandomsss <3

[iamheretoyell]

what's this about a document of character dynamics now????

This was the first ask I got and I literally saved it for last because I feared this would take me the longest.

I'm screaming.

Crying.

Throwing up.

I gotta open the doc for this. (I have opened so many fucking docs to answer asks today and I am having so much fun????? Thank you??????????)

Okay, so I'm only going off of stuff that I haven't crossed out in this doc, though some of these I have actually done. I'm separating this into platonic and ships though because it's important, I fear.

Platonic Stuff:

-Craig and Butters as best friends. I think it's so fuckin' cute idk.

-More Stan & Craig. Idk. They're fun to write.

-Kyle and Tweek. Thank Morning Glory for this one. I love them.

-Tweek and Cartman. I have literally written EVERY idea I have had post this one note since and am now crossing it out. I love Tweek and Cartman as friends. Idc. I'm not gonna stop writing it.

-Christophe, Dovakien, and Kyle as a friend trio. I did it once as a way to take up space and I honestly really liked it. But also just Christophe with literally everyone bro.

-Christophe and Clyde is specifically mentioned.

Shippy Stuff:

-Clyde/Leo. Apparently, according to this doc I haven't opened in a hot minute tbh, 'I saw it once and I need to do it once and I will not be defending my actions.' I genuinely don't even know where I saw it. OH MY GOD WAIT I REMEMBERED ACTUALLY, yeah no I'm not defending my actions here fuck it we ball

-Clyde/Scott, because I have to do it like once, apparently.

-I never crossed off 'more Clyde/Kenny bc I'm obsessed with it rn'. Apparently it wasn't a phase, I guess. I'm not gonna cross it out.

-'I will eventually write Clyde with his main ships it's just difficult when Kenny's right there.' <- this is a fucking lie guys I am never writing him with his main ships I'm sorry.

-Kenny/Wendy

-Stan/Marj <- HA I DID THIS QUITE A BIT AT[ AND GET TO CROSS IT OUT HELL YEAH.

-I'm gonna quote myself again here because this actually genuinely makes me laugh. It's been literally a fucking year since I wrote this. This has sat with me HEAVILY since June of last year. 'Damien/Craig (I saw it one fucking time and now I’m curious) honestly, I’m so curious about the mechanics of this like how would I even make this work?????????'

-Red/Heidi (this is on here for one specific person, you know who you are)

-And then there's the love triangle to end all fucking love triangles. I'm pretty sure I drummed this up fighting my medication because I just wanted to read a love triangle that was like actually a fuckin' triangle. (This wound up not even being a legitimate triangle though but whatever fuck it we ball) I'm just copy and pasting this one in.

'Wendy is in love with Tammy

Tammy is in love with her childhood friend, Kenny

Kenny’s in love with Marj

Marj is weirdly obsessed with Mysterion. (Not into Kenny.)

Kenny knows all of this and knows everyone’s secret identities and is trying to get Marj withouuuuuut exploding his friendships/life 

Tammy is trying to convince Kenny that something is off about Marj bc she knows he’s into her. Also there is something off about Marj. 

And Marj has NO idea Kenny is Mysterion.' (I'm redacting the rest of this for my own peace of mind here, but when she finds out she actually crashes the fuck out because she was not expecting this and is now actually terrified LMFAO)