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[personallysunny]

Cross should bite Shattered's ear 😁

You r trying to do me dirty YOU ARE—

[darlingpwease]

a) omg really?! :OO Wait that's so cool?! Omg it's like we're twins lmao /t /pos

b) I'm in shock. Smooth mountain really caught me off guard...

?! HUH??!! I'm biting, and SUING!! /vvv srs >:(( /hj

c)... :// I was gonna apologize but that would just be going against not apologizing, but then not apologizing feels rude... ARHHJ WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL CONFLICTED!! ( ｀Д´)/ and!!! You call me a bully, yet you say a corruption arc is needed?? So many conflictions going around!! >:□ /t /hj /the same goes to you as well!! Whether it be with asks or works, take as much time as needed <33

Yes!! I agree, or when you step outside and the air is thick and muggy from the humidity... ugh, I hate even just thinking about it... I like summer, but only when the heat is, 1) dry, and 2) Not actively getting roasted alive. Definitely not my favorite season tho 😒

I honestly had to reread my ask for a second, I was so confused lol I mayhaps feel that way as well /t

Ahndksk tytysmsm, ur too kind, bubba <33 But don't get me wrong, there are definitely some things where my patience is thin lol.

¹hmm idk about "ours," but definitely yours!! :DD /pos /neu

?? We will??? /neu We ARE close!! We get closer day by day!!

-panna cotta

a) 🙄😒🫤 simp /t /j /nsrs but in general, yes, he then said that he would be happy to read what else you would write or send or something like that. I even remembered it when I saw you have the same mentoring-ish tone hwhwhw /pos /hj

b) I saw smooth-ish mountains and took some photos especially for you😘😘😘 /ht /affectionate

well well well baby don't cry it's all right it's all right💔 it's okay that you're a little wet poor puppy with crying eyes when people look at you💔💔 we have long been above blaming introverts, even your type💔💔💔 /t /j /nsrs mwah poor babypup poor pup<///3 /ht /affectionate

c) because you don't have to apologize, silly. you didn't make any mistake. I'm just telling you that I don't like it when you apologize for taking a long time, because it puts the question as if I'm blaming you, but I'm not blaming you, I've been waiting, waiting and will wait, I don't have a problem with it. the fact that you demand from yourself to be on time while "just an answer" is enough for you from me creates an imbalance in my opinion, so I tell you to stop doing silly things and apologize for when you answered. of course??? look at this wet pup, he APOLOGIZES when he does not answer immediately!!! it's not like the arc of corruption, here this topic should be the central theme of the PLOT right away!!! /ht /pos

😘 ... I can't do that, I have to be active instantly, otherwise I will become lazy and excess energy will make me even lazier<////3 but I get you, lovely~

yes!!! it feels like summer hates me for something and is taking revenge, because no one has ever arranged for me such a roasting as it is >:((( ... darling you're describing the middle towards the end of spring🤨

AHAHHAHAHAHA BOO;;; hagshsghs you're hopeless, there's even a font that's obviously different<////3 babyboo sjhshshsshsh (´,,•ω•,,),,,,♡ i mean— terrible, panna cotta, terrible!!! I can proudly say how I feel about you in this form!!! my little panna cotta!!! my precious little panna cotta!!! I still want to take you in my arms and bite and kiss you!!! my babyboo!!! <33333 /ht /hj /affectionate /gen

... don't scare me with such words, I believe that you are the most patient being in the world<////3 /t /hj /probably because you are so forgetful that you forget the reason for anger or irritation after 0.5 seconds sjshdhdhs /t /j /nsrs

¹ ours. we are a family, you and I have writebabies, stop standing like a wall!!! you're part of the house!!! he's our meow meow!!! /t /hj /neu

??? what does it mean??? you don't want to celebrate our anniversary??? I got it I got it. good, good. I'll remember. I'll remember that. I pack my little backpack and walk away on my short legs. panna cotta complained that we "don't know each other very well" but doesn't even want to celebrate the year, and then says that we are close!!! shameless!!! /t /j /affectionate

[circuitfever]

hi it’s the angel dust anon again :,) one more for the road! thank you for your reply, I love the peek behind the scenes!! gerard’s drive and believe without much pragminitsm is such a clear way to say so much about his character. it’s probably easy to lose sight of who he is by putting him into such a different universe than the “real” one but it never felt like it was anyone but him

I didn’t mention last time that I love the way you incorporated the other killjoys. obviously they’re not at the centre of this story but they’re still so vital to poison -- <em>He feels dry and bitter. Hollowed out. The others are quiet, but he thinks they know. He would know, if it was one of them.</em> says so much without really saying it. also ghoul saying <em>If ever there was anybody egotistical enough to fuck a guy with the same fuckin’ face as him, it’d be you.</em> genuinely made me gasp. poison and gerard looking alike is so peculiar and fascinating about this ship, and I like that you didn’t go into it too much but if you have any more thoughts about that I’d also looove to hear those

I also love literally all of the scenes where poison is drunk/tripping. it’s difficult to pick specific parts for that because it feels more like a continuous blur, which is exactly right for that situation. at the risk of copy pasting the whole fic here’s some lines that stood out to me rn:

– <em>The stars spin above him, sticky and muzzy and his eyes are burning, Poison turns in a circle looking up, up, up, until his eyes hurt, and he stumbles. He wraps his arms around himself, unsteady. Never coming back, he thinks. Never coming back.</em> (never coming home never coming home!!)

– <em>A woman’s voice, from the softest, darkest recesses of Poison’s memory. He screams, but he can’t hear his own voice</em> + <em>It’s all too much; he’s fifteen again, junkie-shivers and sweating in an alley and all alone, the desert heat a distant promise far out of reach.</em> (the brief glimpses into poison’s past KILL me; on the one hand I want to know more so badly and on the other it’s likely not even an extraordinary story for the zones)

– <em>Poison ends up curled up with his head in his lap, the older killjoy stroking through his hair all gentle and sweet</em> (poison getting some gentleness from someone else was so sweet and sad)

and lastly I can’t not mention <em>“Will it make it go away?” Poison asks dumbly. / “Yes,” someone says softly. “It’ll make it all go away.”</em> one of my favorite lines probably; such an unexpected bit of vulnerability and in between of all poison’s posturing it hits so so hard.

afraid this got stupidly long again but I’ll blame that on the quotes haha. bullying you to write a sequel wasn’t my intention but if you ever do I’ll be dropping whatever I’m doing to read it <33

aaaah sorry im late responding and also ive had probably too much wine so this might be a bit incoherent </3

i figure with a relationship like the killjoys', less is more. i think writing that kind of familiarity and intimacy requires a light touch, because communication comes so easily with people who know you like that. so. not necessarily kind or affectionate but deeply intimate

the impossibility of poison and gerard looking so alike (the same person?) is another thing where (at least for me) the prose and structure itself was absolutely essential. i wanted to create a world where that felt possible, where something that would be so strange and impossible happening in real life takes a back seat to the emotions it evokes. i took a lot of inspiration from literary fiction in that regard

as for the literal, canon explanation for them looking basically identical..... *shrugs.* it might seem surprising, but i'm just not that interested in knowing. are they the same person? are they two parts of the same whole? i don't know! maybe shits just fucked up in the desert. that's my personal theory. (side note: the kosher salt in the creative soup this fic rose up out of the was phantom: stage one by neil krug. if you're a real danger days head you might recognize him as the guy who took the promo photos)

on the one hand I want to know more so badly and on the other it’s likely not even an extraordinary story for the zones)

yesssss exactly. poison does everything he can to destroy, erase, and bury his past because it isn't particularly extraordinary. he wants to be a self sustaining organism, completely created from the clay of whoever he used to be (gerard? another name entirely? how wonderfully ambiguous). how successful he is at this is. open to interpretation. as meeting gerard has shown

thanks again for reaching out, and giving such wonderful detailed feedback!! sorry again this took a while, i felt like i needed to wait until i could muster up some level of coherence and insight for you <3

[guavagyu]

at work - k.mg

prompt: reader: Can you stop sending me nudes, I’m at work. mingyu: That excuse never stopped you when I was working. reader: Can you blame me? I bought lace undies, what was I supposed to do?

THIS PROMPT MADE ME GIGGLE LMAO

stuff in this: smut (minors dni!), fem!reader, humor, fluff, established!relationship, reader is 6ft-ish (cuz slay), non!idol au, unprotected sex (wrap the hot dog before u put it in the bun), humping, creampie, brief fingering, lowercase intended, reader isn't that vocal, vocal!gyu, aftercare

(lemme know if more needs to be added!)

synopsis: mingyu is at home- bored and horny, and reader is trying to get her work done. after reader gets out of work and rushes home, they..uh...do stuff.

kinda proofread, pls lemme know if there r any errors <3

wc: words. (it's 1263 teehee)

stuff under the cut lol

puppy gyu <;3:

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seen at 9:47 am

puppy gyu <;3:

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seen at 9:51 am

reader:

can you stop sending me nudes, i'm at work.

seen at 9:52 am

puppy gyu <;3:

that excuse never stopped you when i was working.

seen at 9:52 am

reader:

can you blame me? i bought lace undies, what was i supposed to do?

seen at 9:53 am

puppy gyu <;3:

uh, yes i can blame you. i had to run to the bathroom for like 3 years and had to make an excuse to my boss about why i took so long.

seen at 9:53 am

reader:

you could've just not looked at them? i mean, that's all im saying.

seen at 9:55 am

puppy gyu <;3:

dont even. that logic also applies to u rn. 💀

seen at 9:55 am

reader:

🧍🧍

seen at 9:56 am

reader:

shut up ur just hot.

seen at 9:56 am

puppy gyu <;3:

ur hot too???? 🤨

seen at 9:57 am

reader:

jashsaaadskjgfhajdkahshdaskoqwdjqod

seen at 9:58 am

puppy gyu <;3:

im not wrong. dont even try to deny it.

seen at 9:59 am

reader:

🖕

seen at 10:01 am

puppy gyu <;3:

🥰🥰🥰🥰

seen at 10:02 am

reader:

ill be home at 3 pm <3

seen at 10:02 am

puppy gyu <;3:

i love u, be home soon <33

seen at 10:02 am

reader:

i love u too <33

seen at 10:03 am

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it seemed like ages before your shift ended. you almost broke your heels running the marathon back to your car in the parking lot. you also mindlessly hit your face into multiple tree branches on the way. being mingyu-tall has both its benefits and its consequences. you got to (affectionately) make fun of everyone being shorter than you. once for woozi's birthday you and mingyu took shifts on carrying woozi on your shoulders throughout the day to let him see the world from your perspectives. aside from that, you narrowly evaded breaking multiple traffic laws in an attempt to rush home, your now-drenched panties and aching cunt practically seeping onto your carseat.

the moment you opened the door to your shared home, you kicked off your shoes that went flying somewhere, threw your purse onto the ground (albeit vintage and extremely expensive), and usain bolt-ed your way to your shared bedroom, where mingyu was currently laying on your bed staring at his phone, grey sweatpants hung dangerously low, the invisible tshirt displaying his toned upper body, and messy, wet hair from a recent shower. you could've came right then and there from the marvelous sight. you made your way to your closet to change out of your horrendously uncomfortable however stylish and honestly really awesome suit, into something more comfortable.

although, that was cut short. mingyu soundlessly heaved himself up from the bed and walked over to where you were, enveloping you with his ginormous arms, resting his chin onto your shoulder,

"just leave it on. im gonna take it off soon anyway," gyu mumbled into your shoulder, his hand creeping to hold your almost-equally large hands, and of course, his bricked up breeder-pisser hybrid 3000 pressing into your ass, currently making conversation with it. after a second or two of aimless chatter, you nod and you make way to your bed again, hands still intertwined. he gently (since you'd [lovingly] murder him if he damaged your suit in any shape or form) stripped you of your clothes, leaving you almost bare in front of him,

"seriously? you're wearing the lace shit you tormented me with less than a week ago?" he sighed in fake-dissapointment, mingyu was obviously turned on by the black lace complimenting your features, made even more evident soon after when he groaned, "i hate how fucking good you always look, especially in places when i can't take you somewhere and really love you," he buried his face in the crook of your neck, slowly beginning to grind into you. your breathing got heavier and you swore could feel your slick seeping onto gyu's sweatpants. unfortunately, gyu noticed too,

"fuck, did i really make you that wet? and at work? damn," he laughed,

"at least i didn't have to flee the scene and give myself a quickie," you raised your eyebrow, and gyu, sighing, shook his head and hastily kissed you with blatant need. your lust growing by the passing second, you hungrily returned the kiss. as gyu switched from grinding to dog-in-heat-like humping, it made his nickname way way more sinister,

"fuck, you really are like a puppy aren't you?" you groaned, your high slowly inching closer and closer to you. mingyu moaned at the name, and continued with his string of moans, increasing in volume and frequency, your re-connected lips muffling most of it. as gyu also was approaching his orgasm, he increased his humping speed and kissed you with more need. soon, he came, you following suit shortly after,

"you're so hot, you know that?" gyu panted,

"you're not so bad yourself," you smiled, catching your breath. after a minute or so of panting and all of that, you both removed the remainder of your clothing. by the time you were both completely naked in front of each other, mingyu was already hard again, and you looked at his dick and chuckled,

"sorry, you're just too irresistible," gyu smiled, showing off his pretty canines, and you quickly kissed him to shut him up. he groaned into the kiss, before seperating it only to look at you for consent to continue. the moment you gave him the green light with a small "yeah go ahead" and a quick nod, he lined himself up with your sopping cunt and slowly entered, your previous release plus your juices in general aiding him enter you,

"shit, and after all of this time, you're still so fucking tight. you're gonna kill me one day," he whined, making you giggle. mingyu began moving soon, setting a slow pace that quickly eased into him beginning to shamelessly pound into you. gyu continuously let out strangled and choked moans from simply how good you felt, and you groaned at how he was slamming into your g-spot so deliciously with every single thrust. you were both quickly approaching your releases, and with gyu moving one hand to intertwine his fingers with yours, he moved the other to trace small, but firm and deliberate circles around your clit. the sudden spark of pleasure made you choke out a low moan.

after gyu's thrusts got more and more sloppy and his circles around your clit became more disfigured ovals, you finally reached your orgasm, letting out a loud groan, your walls clamping onto mingyu's dick, bringing him to his release as well. as your cunt milked his dick, he slowing began to pull out, you both hissing from the sensitivity. you collapsed onto the bed, panting, and staring at the bland ceiling. mingyu shuffled his way to the bathroom to clean himself up before getting a towel to gently clean you up as well. when he got to your cunt, he was stuck in thought for a few seconds, before sticking two of his perfect digits into your hole, shoving his cum and yours further into it. you winced from the sensitivity before he murmured a small apology, later tenderly kissing your forehead and cleaning the rest of you up. then, he climbed into bed with you again, later ordering takeout, watching a ton of movies with you, and then cuddling (plus sleeping) the rest of the day away.

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[blissfullyapillow]

Kiss me through the phone

Kiss me through the phone

Genshin Impact

Alhaitham, Tartaglia, & Wanderer x gn reader

Wc: 1,534

Notes: Fluff, Wanderer came home <33, I reference a character from Obey Me in Wanderer’s part but I won’t say who (even though it’s obvious), and yes this was inspired by the song <(￣︶￣)>

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*   ♡　*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

My phone buzzes in my pocket, accompanied by a familiar ringtone.

I take my phone out of my pocket and look at the caller ID lighting up the screen.

Oh, he’s calling. But why?

I told him five minutes ago that I’m almost done with work for the day. Why is he calling now? Despite my confusion I can’t contain the small smile that lights up my features as I stare at his name lighting up my phone screen. I answer my phone and press it against my ear.

“Hello?”

Alhaitham

“I thought you said you were almost done for the day?” Alhaitham never fails to sound condescending. Even so, I can hear an undertone of concern in his words.

“I just finished up. I’m leaving now.” I tell him. I pack up my things as I stay on the line, and he remains silent. As I’m walking, he speaks up again.

“I miss you.” That stops me dead in my tracks.

I blink once. Twice.

“Did I hear that correctly?” I splutter. I’m flabbergasted that Alhaitham would admit something like that without making it sound like I'M the one who missed HIM.

“I thought you would be competent enough to understand the meaning of my words without a demonstration, but it seems that’s not the case. Come outside.” Is all he says before I hear the line go dead. 

Come outside?

I can’t help but feel giddy as I practically run outside to see what awaits me. I’m pleasantly surprised to see Alhaitham waiting for me outside my workplace.

“Come here. Clearly you require a demonstration.” It’s almost as if he’s chastising me for making him demonstrate the meaning behind his words, but the soft blush dusting his cheeks reveals that he’s only putting on a front for his sake.

I waste no time running into his open arms. His strong arms wrap around me and a feeling of safety and security overwhelms my senses. I release a blissful sigh as Alhaitham rubs a comforting hand up and down my back.

“I miss you.” This time I know I heard him correctly, and I giggle at how cute he’s being. “Even though you texted me five minutes ago? And you had me send you a voice message? AND you asked to video chat only to act all pouty when I said-“ Alhaitham doesn’t let me finish teasing him.

He’s quick to raise my head and initiate a savory kiss between the two of us, regardless of potential onlookers or passersby. “Don’t get sassy with me. You’re the one who occupies my every thought. If anyone’s to blame it’s you.” I chuckle at the serious look on his face, and I kiss his nose in a tender display of affection.

“Mhm. Of course. Shall we go home now? I wanna cuddle with you as you read your nerd books.” Alhaitham scolds me for calling his books ‘nerd books’ but he reluctantly releases me from his hold nonetheless.

Without a moment of hesitation he interlocks our fingers and we begin walking home. I cherish the soft look in his eyes as he complains about the idiotic higher ups at the Akademiya, and their utter incompetence to understand the simplest things. 

I adore the way he affectionately squeezes my hand when I laugh at his ruthless jabs.

✧༝┉˚*❋ ❋*˚┉༝✧

Tartaglia

“Hey girlie. Where are you? I miss you y’know.” I blush when I hear the silly way he says “girlie” and I start giggling when he starts whining for me to come home on the other side of the phone.

Gosh. I love this silly man.

“I just got off. I’m on my way home; I’ll be there in a few minutes.” I abate Ajax’s whining.

“Alright. I’ll be waiting!” Ajax abruptly hangs up. I look down at my phone in confusion. Wasn’t he the one who called me, pleading with me to return home?

Whatever. I’ll see him soon enough.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*   ♡　*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

I make it to our front door and take out my keys to insert it into the lock. Before I can even get the key into the hole the door springs open.

I jump back in surprise and place a frightened hand against my chest.

Standing on the other side is Ajax’s beaming smile and starry puppy eyes as he takes in the sight of me before me. “Honey, you’re home!” Ajax is quick to envelope me in his strong arms.

He nuzzles his fluffy hair against the side of my face, and my heart swells with happiness. “I couldn’t wait for you to get home, so I distracted myself by making your favorite food. Come, eat! I also bought some of your favorite snacks. We can eat them after dinner if you’d like while we watch a movie.” Ajax pulls me inside and shuts the door behind me.

He follows me as I enter our shared bedroom and  change clothes. I have to fight him off as he gets a bit handsy, but it isn’t long before we’re sitting across each other and eating my favorite meal.

“Ajax! This tastes amazing. I’m impressed.” I compliment his cooking as I savor the meal in front of me.

“Only the best for you Y/N.” I look up at this sincere tone and admire his flushed cheeks as he leans on his propped hand. He fixes me with a soul searching stare, and I take the opportunity to stare deep into his eyes.

I can see his contained excitement as well as the underlying affection in his eyes. “Finish your meal. I can’t cuddle you while you're eating.” He scolds me.

I try not to choke and quickly drink something. “Shouldn’t you be raving about your cooking skills and encouraging me to savor this delicacy?” I ask. “Normally I would but right now I just want you in my arms. So, I hate to say this but hurry up.”

I blink owlishly at Ajax. He can’t be serious, can he? But his impatient finger tapping against the table next to his already finished meal says otherwise.

I waste no time in finishing the food and thanking him again. He quickly wisks away the dishes as I make my way over to the couch.

It only takes a moment before he plops down next to me on the couch and his scent envelopes me. I find myself in his arms as he puts a movie on the TV. He begins telling me about his day with the harbingers before he asks me how mine went.

As we converse over the wonderful little joys in life, I finally feel like I’m home in his arms.

✧༝┉˚*❋ ❋*˚┉༝✧

Wanderer

“You’re late.” Is his form of greeting.

I end the call.

I call him again and he answers on the first ring. “Excuse me, worm? You bet-“ I hang up again. I chuckle to myself since this time I don’t have the chance to call him back. His caller ID lights up my screen and I let it ring for a second before I pick up. 

I stay silent and wait for him to say something. A beat passes before he speaks. “I’m sorry. I miss you. Come home.” He whispers.

His soft tone catches me by surprise and I unintentionally swoon at his cute demeanor. “Aww. You sound so cute.” I hear him mumble incoherent words to himself, but he doesn’t reprimand me for calling him cute. “Where are you?” He asks me.

I open our front door as my answer. I see him swivel around a few feet in front of me. I watch in amusement as he ends the call and swiftly makes his way over to me. His arms find their way around me, and I’m finally where I belong.

“Home.” Is my sweet answer to his previous question.

He drags pulls me along with him until we’re in our shared bedroom.

I gasp when I see the beautifully decorated makeshift pillow fort in our bedroom. The fairy lights he set up around the room sparkle and give the room an amorous glow.

I notice an array of snacks and books lying in the fort. My heart skips a beat when I realize they’re the snacks I said I was craving before I left for work. I run inside the pillow fort and embrace the fluffy pillows. “Wanderer, I love this!!” I squeal.

I look back at him and watch as he makes his way inside, his face a beautiful shade of pink that contradicts the smirk on his smug face. “I thought you could use some relaxation after a long day of work. You called me to complain earlier didn’t you? This is a great way to destress and kick off the weekend.” He hums thoughtfully to himself and embraces me in his arms.

He presses a sweet kiss against my lips before he takes his place by my side. He wraps an arm around me as I lean against him, and I decide to play otome games on my phone as he comments on my romantic tastes.

“This is who you’re going for?” Wanderer clicks his tongue in an obvious display of judgment. “Leave me alone, okay? Look how gorgeous they are like-“ I go to the cards I have for the game and show off my favs.

Wanderer continues to watch my gameplay, and he expresses his obvious distaste for the character he dislikes. “He literally killed you, why do you like him so much??” “Like? Darling, I love him.” “You can do so much better.” “Oh yeah? With who?” “Me, clearly.”

And that’s the end of the conversation as his warm lips envelope mine, and my otome game is soon forgotten as our lips entangle in a loving embrace.

[ahsxual]

Perfect Day

Pairing: Arthur Fleck x Reader

Summary: You and Arthur are excited for your first date, since it's an essencial key for your relationship.

Genre: Fluff

Warning: sexual harassment (literally one sentence, nothing too serious)

Word count: 2,7k

A/N: I don't know how to feel about this one... I wanted it to be romantic and cute, yet I feel this isn't enough to express my feelings for him... anyways, I really hope your opinion is different! :)

Gif Credits: @arthurflecc <33

Today is the day I will finally find true happiness, Arthur thought. Last day, you invited him to have dinner at your place, since none of you could afford an actual date, and that way you could spend some time alone. You work with him as female clown for a couple weeks now and that's where you met him: he, besides Gary, was the only one who's truly kind and respectful, not some jerk like Randall who would always make some unwanted comments on how pretty you are. With that, Arthur got the courage to defend you, a gesture you noticed and really appreciated. That's when you decided to invite him as a thank you gift for what he has done (and maybe because you thought he was really cute and a real gentleman).

To Arthur, that morning seemed brighter than any other he had lived: he could swear that the birds were singing to him, like it was a sign from nature and destiny telling everything was going to finally be ok... as long as he was by your side. This time, the sky wasn't covered by depressive and heavy gray clouds like every other day: instead, it was replaced by the sweet scalding yellow sun and the gorgeous shade of baby-blue. Even the stairs weren't painful to walk anymore and the runs to the bus weren't as stressed and tiring as they used to be. He came down the stairs bouncing with joy, like he was a kid who just got his favorite ice-cream flavor for free. People even looked at him awkwardly, but he couldn't care less. Nothing could ruin this day to him.

Once he entered Haha's, his heart started to beat way too fast once he realized he would see you in a matter of seconds. He couldn't wait any longer, so he quickly ran to the room of clowns, hoping for you to be the first thing he would lay his eyes on once he got there.

"Hi, Arthur!" you happily said as soon as you saw him, realizing that he had been standing there for a while, staring sweetly at you. However you didn't mind: you knew his intentions were utterly good.

"H-hi Y/n! You... you are very... b-beautiful today." he finally got the courage to praise you, to speak his mind out loud, even if he stuttered meanwhile. He was with his red waistcoat and pants, and a white social shirt, an outfit that suits him just perfectly.

"Oh, thank you, you look really good too! And I'm glad you liked it, I want to look good for our tonight's date." you teased him, just to see his cheeks turn redder than they already were. You were with your date's outfit on, because you were planning to go home right after you left Haha's. You wanted to surprise him, however he arrived sooner than you expected, so you didn't have the time to change into your clown's work outfit.

"A date??" he seemed surprised for you considering your meeting an actually date.

"Yeah, sure. Don't you want to call it that way?"

"Yes!! I mean, i-if you want to..." he correct himself, after realizing he sounded too excited than he should.

"Ok, great! Can't wait for tonight." you said gladly, earning a sweet tooth wide smile from him.

"Me too Y/n, me too..." after sharing an intense and intimate exchange of glances, you decided to break the reconforting silence between you. That silence told and shared way more emotions than any possible spoken word, but you couldn't risk any other coworker complain about you two to Hoyt.

"Well, I'm going to get ready now. Talk to you later, ok?"

"Uh... sure." he understood, giving you once again a thin, shy smile.

You both did your work for the rest of the day, not wanting your secret love to interfere and prejudice your professional life. Both of you knew how demanding your boss could be, so you better not test his limits.

The day was finally near to its end, so you went to your locker to collect your belongings and then change into your clothes, before joining Arthur who was already waiting for you outside.

"Are you ready?" you asked once you got near him.

"Absolutely." he calmly, yet enthusiastic answered. You wanted to overcome your shyness, so you slowly interlocked your arms with his. You could tell that he was a little hesitant by the sudden affectionate gesture and seemed to paralyzed, looking intensely at the spot where your arms found each other.

"Arthur? Are you ok?" you were scared that you crossed the line without meaning it.

"Y-yeah! I'm sorry, I'm just... not used to being touched..." he got upset, remembering how miserable and lonely his life was... but not anymore. That's the past, and now you are more then willing to change radically his and your future as well, putting all that suffering and intense pain far far away behind him.

"It's ok Art, you are safe with me, I promise you that. But if I do something that makes you uncomfortable, please let me know." before your lovely night started, you needed to make sure that he would be comfortable: you wouldn't forgive yourself if anything bad happened to the man who supported you and made you feel like the only beautiful woman alive, and you being the responsible for it.

"Thank you, Y/n. That's really nice of you... I really appreciate that." he made that sweet stare towards you, one that makes you melt right away every time.

"Come on Art, my stomach is already complaining." he happily laughed, and you acknowledged his smile.

When you arrived home, it was impossible for you not to notice: he was quiet, yet so observant with everything: sometimes he would even touch so softly your belongings, and you would just smile, feeling nothing but comfort and acceptance. How can anyone consider me as someone so essential and special in their lives?, you deeply thought. But that's just how Arthur was: he always manages to feel like it's only you and him against the world, the rest being irrelevant.

"What do you want to eat? I can make your favorite plate... or at least I can try." you softly laughed, feeling a little nervous by your kitchen skills. You really wanted to impress Arthur... especially on your first of many dates. He then looked at you with wide eyes, swallowing his dry throat from growing anxiety. "What's the matter? Did I do anything wrong?" you started to get even more nervous than you already were, now being you having your mouth and throat dry.

"No, no, you didn't do anything wrong! I-I just..." he paused for a moment, not being able to look at you since he felt very ashamed. "I'm not hungry... I'm sorry..." he said slowly with a low voice, derived from his embarrassment.

"Oh..." you felt a little sad if you were honest: you bought a bunch of food so he could choose freely what he wanted to eat and make this day special by making him a surprise... but you couldn't blame him: you knew about the secondary effects from the meds he takes, the lack of hunger being one of them. "It's fine, don't worry about it." you tried to relax him, which you did since he offered you a kind smile right after, just like his big, yet fragile heart. You tried to think of something else: you couldn't miss this opportunity to be with him, both of you being so busy with your lives that the time you spend together is absolutely rare and precious, being as valuable as gold, or diamonds, or even more. "I got an idea!" a cliche, yet romantic idea came to your mind. "What about... seeing a movie? Or a tv show that you really like? While eating popcorn, obviously." you winked at him.

"Sounds like fun." he smiled. "But... I-I never... ate popcorn. Never had the chance to try it..." he shyly said. You felt bad for him... in our childhood, it's the most delicious thing to eat, a sweet that brings us joy, happiness and even peace, for some. But now, him being in his middle 30's, how has he never eaten or at least tried it?

"Then seems like you're going to have this delicious experience with me instead!" you gently laughed, trying to make him more comfortable. This time he gave you a toothy grin, staring at you like he was in heaven and you were the only pure angel in it. You blushed at his staring, so you decided to look away and do the popcorns instead. "Make yourself at home! You can sit on the sofa if you want." you offered while pointing to the most comfortable furniture you had. He instantly obeyed you, sitting on it awkwardly since he was afraid of doing something wrong that could annoy you. Yup, that was definitely the last thing he wanted to do... mainly on this special day.

Once you finish the popcorn, you sat right next to him, being way closer than he expected. Not that he minded, no no, not at all, but he couldn't help but to shake unstoppably by the complex emotions he was feeling from the warm and soft human contact... from the most perfect human being in his eyes.

"Before we watch it, I want you to prove this delight first. But you have to close your eyes! It will taste better, I promise." you grabbed one popcorn kernel and signaled him to open his mouth. He instantly felt tenser and his frail heart started to beat furiously because of your gesture. If someone had told him when he first saw you, that he would come to your house and spend these moments with you, he would've laughed by the immense unlikelyhood. But here he is: in your house, with you. He shakingly opened his mouth, slowly closing his big ocean eyes right after. When he tasted it, it was like he was 7 again, living his lost happy childhood: it was sweet, crunchy and tasted like happiness, this feeling amplified with you by his side. "How is it?" you curiously asked while smiling by his reaction.

"This is so... wow." that's all he could say.

"You want more? This bowl can be just for you, I will do more for myself." the moment you got up, you felt your arm being gently, yet firmly grabbed.

"Wait!" he suddenly said, removing his hand from your arm right after, not wanting to scare you away. "I-I'd rather share them with you... i-if that's ok..." His shyness was something you could never be tired of: it's one of the words that describe him the best, making him look immensely cute to your eyes. You felt genuinely happy because he was making a move on you: as little or even insignificant that gesture was to everyone else, it meant the world to you.

"Sure, sharing is always better, right?" you shared a glare that spoke the untold love for each other, yet not unknown. "So... what do you want to see?" you finally asked.

"I don't know... maybe-" suddenly he noticed the tv, that was already on, presented the Murray Franklin show, catching immediately his attention. "Murray!!" once he saw it, it was like his shyness was never there: the carefree and excited Arthur who you never had the chance to meet, was now shown. You even felt jealous for a moment, seeing all his attention was now in the show.

"Oh, you like Murray? I watch him from time to time, the show is really funny." he turned his attention to you again, seeming surprised by your answer.

"You do...?" his grin shined even more once he discovered you had more things in common, one of them being something he admires and even considers as a dream, the main goal in his professional life.

"Of course! Who doesn't like to laugh and relax after a tiring day of work? Laughing is the best medicine for happiness." his smile broke, slowly decreasing into nothing. "I mean, when you really want to laugh, not when you have to." you remembered his condition, so you corrected yourself.

"I heard that my whole life, so I guess you're right..." he seemed mindful, looking and playing with his own worn hands. You gently grabbed his hand into yours.

"Don't worry Arthur, I'll make sure you really laugh, not just because you can't control it or because you forcely have to. I promise you... I will do my best to make you happy everyday." these moments and words were unforgettable to him. He couldn't see his life without you anymore: the only way he could be truly happy is by your side, the only way he could survive... is only by your side.

"Thank you, Y/n. I... I-I really enjoy these moments I spend with you. They're the only thing that make me feel happy and alive. You make me feel like... like I'm real and seen... and you have no idea how much that is important to me." you felt so proud of him for being able to speak from his mind and heart without hesitance, and utterly special for being the only one who entirely owned his trust.

"You don't need to thank me, Art. It's my pleasure to be with you, a man who's so kind and respectful like you. If others can't see it, it's not your fault. Like I use to say, it's their loss for not seeing someone so good in front of them. But I can see it... and we all only need the ones who really care about us in our lives, the rest is just the rest. They don't matter." now was your turn to speak the honest truth. He didn't have to say anything for you to understand how right and perfect he thought you were: it was like destiny was telling him to not let you escape... because you are his soulmate, his one and only person who came to this world with the purpose of filling him, to fill his heart with pure love, compassion and comprehension. "Oh, the show has already started!" both of you were so distracted or, should I say, so concentrated on each other, that you didn't even notice what was happening around you: the world always stops when you are together.

Once you decided to see the show, you shared the made popcorn and some laughs, Arthur always making sure you would laugh when he would. Every time Murray made a joke, Arthur looked at you, concentrated on your expressions while admiring your beauty. It was an incredible spent night: you laughed, ate popcorn together, supported each other... with time, you even hugged him softly, only for him to gladly return it, yet shyly, as predicted. If you two were honest, you would admit that you wanted so badly to share a sweet, passionate and meaningful first kiss... but that has to be preserved for your future dates, since the respect you have for one another it's incomparable to any other: you want things to happen naturally, without hurry, because what begins fast... ends quickly as well, and that's the last thing you want to happen, for sure.

This was the last piece of the puzzle that was needed to finally go forward your relationship: you belong to each other, like your hearts are attached and only function correctly when you are together, like the universe had and still has wonderful plans for you... and both of you are so glad to finally be able to be by your soulmate's side... forever.

[fearlyssa]

Something to consider

In honor of Karlie’s birthday today here’s something for those who don't believe Taylor could be with Karlie because they chose to only believe Taylor’s own words: a list of the lyrics on Reputation (Taylor’s own words) that reference Karlie vs those that reference Joe. I tried my best to be impartial and include everything on both sides but just a warning it’s SUPER long! So if you don’t feel like reading it or don’t have the time then keep scrolling. But for anyone who’s interested here’s what I came up with (including explanations of the references and links if I have them; feel free to disagree or add any I missed, I tried to think of everything so I realize some may be a bit of a stretch)

Lyrics that point to Karlie:

Ready for it:

1. Younger than my exes (she’s 26 today, younger than most people Taylor has supposedly dated, male or female)

2. No one has to know (they’re closeted)

End Game:

3. We got big reputations (they’re both famous; Joe was relatively unknown until recently)

4. You and me would be a big conversation (they’re both famous and both women who are supposedly dating men so if they were found out - at least right now - it would cause a scandal)

Don't blame me:

5. I would cross the line, I would waste my time, I'd lose my mind

6. For you I would fall from grace, just to touch your face (This applies to the line above as well; her reputation would be ruined if people found out she was lying about her dating life causing her to “fall from grace” but she loves her enough to risk it by continuing to date her secretly)

7. I once was poison ivy but now I’m your Daisy (at first listen this line might sound like nothing more than a Mavel and/or Great Gatsby reference but according to this person they both like Marvel comics and check out how the daisy she drew in the handwritten lyrics in one of the Reputation magazines looks just like the one Karlie posted from their Big Sur trip in 2014. 👀

Delicate:

8. Dark jeans and your Nikes (she models for Adidas now but was doing Nike ads when they met)

9. Never seen that color blue (maybe a stretch but Karlie's eyes are a shade of green that can sometimes look blue so that may be a shade of blue she's never seen before. And I won’t add this to the list because it’s not Karlie-specific but the girls back home line is also not necessarily straight as lesbians and bisexuals, just like guys, date women and ‘back home’ can reference anyone who’s not from exactly where you’re from. They’re from different parts of the country for instance)

So it goes:

10. All eyes on us (they're both famous, have been on stage together three times and used to often be seen together by paps in public - which I do believe was on purpose; this line reminds me of the chorus of This is what you came for too)

11. Lipstick on your face (there's candids of Karlie with lipstick smudged on her face in pictures with Taylor from July 14th 2014 - as well as pictures of Taylor from her 25th birthday - and I believe another day too -, where she’s with Karlie and has on one shade of lipstick but a while has Karlie’s shade of lipstick smudged over hers and vice versa. Note how their lipstick looks in the top two photos from her birthday party compared vs the bottom two)

Gorgous:

12. I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk (the weird way Karlie says important)

13. Your magnetic field being a little too strong (they’re very physically affectionate with each other and often bump shoulders when sitting next to each other as if they literally have magnets in them)

14. I got a boyfriend, he's older than us (she often dates guys older than her and Karlie is younger than them and her. Imo it refers to her bearding with Calvin specifically)

15. You’re so Gorgeous I can’t say anything to your face (At VSFS 2013 where they first met Taylor looks in awe of her like she doesn’t know what to say. She definitely looks like she thinks she’s gorgeous and while the term could refer to anyone, it's usually a female descriptor and she's literally a model for a living who is known for her beauty and has, seemingly on purpose, used the word on IG right around when the song came out. And on an unrelated note I also want to point out that the ‘If you got a girlfriend’ line is not strictly male-oriented so although it’s not specifically Karlie-related it could still apply to a bisexual or lesbian woman)

King of my heart:

16. like trying on clothes (another somewhat female reference and she's a model so she does that for a living so therefore even more often than most people)

17. Move to me like a Motown beat (As mentioned in the caption of their IG post about it she & Karlie listened to Motown while getting ready for the Met Gala in 2014 so it's safe to say they’re both fans of the genre and enjoy listening to it together)

18. American queen (I know they're both American but Karlie has referred to her as an American dream before which you'll notice was the original lyrics when Taylor was writing & recording the song)

19. Your love is a secret I'm hoping, praying, dying to keep (this is pretty obvious but if she’s closeted then her love life is obviously a secret she’d want to keep)

20. Drinking beer out of plastic cups (I know this line is pretty general and she seems to be referring to a different time when she was up on a roof but it should be noted that the only time she’s been seen drinking beer in a plastic cup prior to the album coming out she was with Karlie)

Dress:

21. Our secret moments in a crowded room, they got no idea about me and you (you can see them having private moments at events in candid photos and videos such at award shows, the VSFS and at the 1975 concert. All times when tons of people were around but didn’t seem to notice or care if they were affectionate with each other because everyone knows they’re close and just thinks they’re friends)

22. Golden tattoo (they wore them together at Drake's birthday party last October. And maybe this is reaching but some of them were stars and “gold star” lesbians are those who have never “been with” a man, Idk about Taylor, but Karlie is rumored to be one.)

23. I don't want you like a best friend (they’re known as best friends so that one’s obvious)

24. I’m spilling wine in the bathtub (in the photo of her and Karlie getting ready for the Met Gala in 2014 you can see that Taylor has drunk wine in the bathroom with Karlie before)

25. Everyone thinks that they know us but they know nothing (A common problem when you’re famous because a lot of people know OF you but don’t really KNOW you or your relationships like they might think they do. She also references this in the album prologue but when it comes to Joe, not many people knew of him before he dated her so he doesn’t have a big reputation or people who think they know him) Dancing with our hands tied:

26. I loved you in secret (again sounds like it references being closeted)

27. 25 years old (Karlie’s age up until today and *almost* Taylor’s age when Kissgate happened)

28. People started talking putting us through our paces (again sounds like it refers to Kissate; people didn't talk about her and Joe, only the media did months later when the album was already finished and she says never to believe them anyway. Plus you have to wonder how they already knew of her secret relationship with him even before pictures had come out of them together)

29. I had a bad feeling...but we were dancing, dancing with our hands tied (they were dancing closely/kind of kissing at a 1975 concert in 2014 and someone got a video and pictures that made it into many articles starting Kissgate. You can see in pictures how upset Karlie and their friends looked walking back from the concert that night carrying a very drunk Taylor. Maybe she knew there'd be a shit storm about it the next day but didn't care and did it anyway because she was so drunk. Their hands would then have been tied metaphorically speaking and they would’ve had to do what they had to do which was to keep dating guys publicly and to stop being seen alone together)

30. I loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would decide us (as the world sometimes tries to do with gay relationships, not so much straight ones)

31. So baby can we dance, oh through an avalanche (same points as above ^)

Call it what you want:

32. My baby's fit like a daydream (I know "fit" is English slang but still, Karlie is quite physically fit - she literally ran a marathon like the day after the song came out and in the Vouge Best friends video Taylor mentions her shiny abs)

33. Walking with his head down (I realize she's not a man but being as tall as she is she does do that a lot)

34. So call it what you want, yeah, call it what you want to (some people say they're friends, others say they're in a romantic relationship, a lot of people think they broke up or are no longer friends and don’t even talk anymore etc.)

New Year's Day:

35. This is maybe a slight stretch but the references to a girl's party and polaroids that she often takes with her friends make me think of women and not really men, and as someone whose been to her house I can vouch that she has a lot of polaroids of her female friends; many of Karlie specifically displayed in her sitting room as well as a photo of them at Big Sur that she keeps in one of her bathrooms but not as many photos of guys who it’s hard to imagine would fit in all that well at a party like that but maybe that’s just me)

lyrics that refer to Joe:

In general:

1. The words he, him & his (and anything else masculine-sounding like the word handsome and king in reference to a current relationship. I guess this is a bunch of references but I didn’t actually count how many times she said he on the album because that would be a lot. lol):

Ready for it:

2. Younger than my exes (some of them anyway; her two most recent ones)

Don't blame me:

3. Toying with them older guys (he's younger than Calvin and Tom as is she however note that she's admitting to using them which seems like more of a reference to a bearding contract unless we're to believe she's admitting to being horrible to her exes)

Delicate:

4. never seen that color blue (his eyes are blue)

5. girls back home (they live in different counties)

So it goes:

6. wear you like a necklace (she has one with his initial on it. I’ve been told it’s a lesbian term as well but I didn’t add it to Karlie’s list as it’s not specific to her)

Gorgeous:

7. I got a boyfriend he's older than us -Sunset & vine (where his movie premiere was last October although we now know the song was written in September and interestingly enough the area is also well-known for it's gay bars)

King of my heart:

8. king of my heart (king is a male term and they have royalty in England)

9. Say you fancy me not fancy stuff (fancy is British slang for liking someone)

10. salute to me I'm your American queen (she’s American and he’s from the UK where they still have royalty)

Dress:

11. flashback when you met me your buzz cut, my hair bleached (if it's in fact true that they met at the Met Gala in 2016 that they both attended then that's a reference to the hairstyles they both had at the time though tbh the timeline doesn't really make sense for that to be true)

Call it what you want:

12. My baby's fit like a daydream (Fit is British slang for attractive and he's also physically fit)

13. Call it what you want (in reference to weather or not the relationship is real)

14. I want to wear his initial on a chain around my neck (because she wears a necklace with a J on it)

So there you go. I'm not saying you have to believe the album is about Karlie or not about Joe but there do appear to be a LOT more references to her so I'll just leave it up to you to decide what you want to believe, I just thought I'd post this to prove that there is in fact evidence to support Kaylor, it's not just a baseless conspiracy theory.

[wolftheidioticfan]

Magnificus the wizard :)

Thanks gunk my friend gunk. :) Inscryp spoilers//

First impression: I went 'Huh cool wolf' > What the fuck I hate you > Oh. wait. you weren't actually bad I take it back.

Impression now: ??? Somehow I became very smitten by him.

Favorite moment: I want to say battling him act 2 just cause i love...love the song <33

Idea for a story: Uhh oh man. That's hard...I would like to see...maybe...his version of a take over. How he'd interact with the player, considering all 4 scrybes just wanted to make an enjoyable game.

Unpopular opinion: I'm not sure how unpopular this is but I honestly don't think he's as heartless or uncaring as I've seen others interpret him. I think he had been through so many loops, seen the future too many times that he felt exhausted and helpless. ACT 2 was the original script and well...

I don't imagine being literally scripted and programmed like that felt pleasant. Maybe if he felt more incontrol of his actions, he would have shown more care. Maybe he did in the past. Not to mention...He is NOT given much time to talk at all in general. ACT 2 literally erases him the second he tries to talk to you. He's not even given the CHANCE to show you respect by shaking your hand. It's...Hard for me to see him or any of the other 3 as evil, horrible people.

They were scripted and coded and then corrupted by a malicious code the second they became sentient in universe. He foresaw it always repeating, and then saw that he, along with all else would die in the final loop. If anything I feel...terrible for him. I fell for what act 2 wanted me to think at first by blaming and hating him but then i went 'wait he didn't just...do that he was programmed and scripted what if he tried and eventually grew too hopeless and tired! oh no!'

I do like the different interps of him of course, I just wish I saw more nice Mags, I think he would be nice, if he was given the will and break to be. If not nice, at least respectful.

...Maybe this is just my bias now that I've completely fallen inlove with him but. I still stood beside this take beforehand too.

Favorite relationship: I really think him and Grimora are friends. He seemed to trust her most.

Favorite headcanon: I don't exactly have anything to put here except that I keep coming up with doofy affectionate nicknames for him so I decided he probably either accepts affectionate nicknames or becomes exasperatedly quietly annoyed by them lolll. (My list currently includes Maggy, Fifi, and Pine Needle <333 hehehehehehe.)

[sstarkiid]

do all of the lovesick asks bitch. expose urself

wow, ok.

read more thing bc this is long and embarrassing

1: Do you have a current crush?

Two actually but who's counting

2: How long has your crush lasted?

Uhh a few months n then the other one is weird i can't answer that lmao

3: 5 songs that you have associated with your crush?

I'm……..not that sappy I can give u like one

Ice prince : Runaways by ATL

Space boy : Stars by Fun.

4: Do you think they've ever liked you back?

I mean. It's very likely.

5: Will you ever reveal your feelings to them?

Yea probably

6: What’s holding you back from making a move?

It's not that I haven't made a move but like. I am Fear.

7: Are you frightened by your feelings for them?

A lil

8: Do you think they could ever love you?

Maybe???? but i’m kind of an optimist

9: Do you love them?

Lol next question

10: Have you ever had a crush on someone you really shouldn't?

DEFINITELY. I CAN'T NAME ANYONE SPECIFICALLY BUT THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY YES.

11: Do you think anyone currently has a crush on you

...IT'S VERY LIKELY.

12: Ever had a crush on what you thought was a platonic friend?

Hi Jared

13: What would you do if your crush revealed they felt the same?

I'd probably need a second to process it but like probably hug ‘em idfk

14: Has your crush ever hurt you?

Nope!!!!

15: Have they made you cry by breaking your heart?

Nope!!!!!!!!!

16: Why do you like them?

Ice prince is fun to tease idk we go back n forth a lot but he's also a softie n listen he's dramatic enough to keep up w/ me

Space boy tells u like it is and he seems kinda scary or not,, nice at first maybe but he's actually also soft !!

They're also both hot as hell oh my god

17: Do you think you'll ever get over them?

I mean. If I had to I would but...  I don't WANT TO.

18: Do you have 1 specific song that is strongly associated with a certain memory or interaction with them?

Mmm not really?? Not yet?? It'll happen dw

19: The moment you knew you had feelings for them?

We both got scared of the firework finale on the 4th and I squeaked and he like held onto me n it was really funny n cute n I was just like “ok this is a thing now great”

Uhh I was doing the typical girl thing where I send screenshots of a conversation to a friend only the friend is his sister so………..i blame her it’s literally all her fault

20: What would they have to do for you to stop liking them?

Murder someone probably

Or y'know

Something equally as shitty n illegal

21: Have you ever fallen asleep with them?

Yea. Both. Napping is cool.

22: Held their hand?

Mmhm! Both but like that's not that weird

23: Kissed their cheek?

Yup. Both.

24: Kissed them on the lips?

Yeah. Both. Actually.

25: Gone down on them/ they've gone down on you?

N O P E

26: Had sex with them?

Nuh-uh.

27: Where on your body have they touched you?

This is…. A weird question I don't like it

28: Does their touch set your skin on fire?

Fire.

Ice prince.

Fire.

HM.

29: Do you get butterflies when they touch you?

Ok maybe

30: Do they make you smile like no one else can?

Y e a

31: Does their presence calm you?

Mmhmm.

32: Does it make you go crazy being around them and not 'being with' them?

Not… until recently but---

33: Are you friends with your crush?

Both of ‘em!

34: Have you always been friends?

Uhh I guess w/ Ice prince yes but not the other one

35: Last thing they messaged you about?

One was abt a dog, other one was abt coming over to hang out

36: Best phone call with them?

Hands down any call when I've been driving so I make my brother talk to them instead those are always fun

37: Last time you hung out with them?

I. I literally started answering this in one of their houses.

38: Ever been drunk together?

I DON'T DRINK

39: Fondest memory of them?

The fireworks show n then probs a few days ago when we just drove around n talked abt stuff

40: Ever made a mistake with them?

Mistake??????????? i don’t make those

41: Regretted not making a move?

Every day of my life but also I have literally kissed both of them so which is the truth

42: If you could go back in time to that moment, what would you do?

Nothing ‘cause I'm a big baby

43: Do you think that would change your current relationship with them?

Nope

44: If you could get a 100% honest answer from them, what 3 questions would you ask?

ok first FUCK THIS QUESTION

Ice prince

Do u. Actually wanna date or am I just the most gullible person ever

.......................so how do you feel about polyamory

Do u actually hate the puns or do u secretly enjoy them I need to know.

Space boy

Are you aware that you can literally text me for anything at any time?? Bc u should be

Were you ever afraid to talk to me?

Will you promise to talk to me before doing stupid shit so that at the very least i can tell u that ur an idiot,,, but like. affectionately.

45: Did they wish you Happy Birthday on your birthday?

My birthday is in like another month and I didn't know either of them really last year so they better

46: Have they ever tried to make a move?

?????????

Idk tbh

47: If so why did you miss it?

‘Cause I'm clueless as hell

48: Have they ever been infatuated with a friend of yours?

Don't think so

49: Are they single?

Lol yeah they're definitely single

50: Where were you when you felt the most for them?

IT'S ALWAYS WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING they both just look so cute n peaceful n I get all mushy n wanna protect them but I'm weak as hell so

51: Any specific place you associate with them?

Mmmm not really

52: Films that make you think about them?

Disney films in general

Marvel movies for Ice prince bc NERD

53: Have you picked up a habit because of them?

I don't think so but it's also not unlikely

54: What was your first impression of them?

Ice prince seemed antisocial and idk abt space boy we were like 5 yrs old technically so who knows man

55: Has it altered since then?

LMAO YES

56: Do you remember the first thing you talked about?

Probably musicals bc I can't shut up ever and he was confused

And uhhh no unless u mean like when we started hanging out bc it was candy

57: First time they touched you?

COLD

HE DID IT TO SPITE ME AND IT WAS FUNNY BUT IT WAS SO COLD HOW

And I'm 99% certain I made him high five me before we ever spoke bc I'm a nuisance

58: Have they ever lied to you?

Not that I know of

59: What are their eyes like?

Ohhhhh my GOD

really......clear?? that’s not like. a good way to describe em but u know when u look up at the sky and it’s like. wow there are no clouds!! n then u feel the breeze and it’s kinda cold but it’s not unpleasant it’s?? p nice??? like. that.

cool as FRICK like what the hell i’m actually jealous they’re a rly pretty nice shade n then suddenly it’s!!! different!!!! and it’s like!!!!!!!!!!!!! a surprise a v good surprise which is fitting u just gotta look a lil and he’s full of lil surprises

60: What are you most attracted to about them?

well,, for one they’re both hot as hell, so. that. in general.

if u know anything abt me i’m a sucker for pretty eyes

i also like the “soft but pretends to not be” because i think it’s cute they’re also really good to cuddle with

61: Can you see a future with them?

well i can’t see one without ‘em so something’s gotta give here right?

62: Have you sabotaged things between you two?

i freaking hope not

63: Why? What were you afraid of achieving? Love? Happiness? Content? Disappointment?

why does this thing assume you said yes to the above question that’s kinda rude

64: Could they make you happy?

already do

65: Do you dream about them?

if we’re friends and you haven’t appeared in one of my dreams and done smth weird or random are we actually friends??

side note does daydreaming count LOL

66: What's something that only you two do?

i don’t think i “gently bully” anyone nearly as much as i do ice prince also the only one who actually can cuddle w/ me properly in the summer i’m js

uuuummmm go on random drives in the middle of the night so tht zoe can make out w/ ppl instead of texting our sorry asses

67: Does liking them make you feel vulnerable?

you. have. no idea.

68: Have they ever given you anything?

food has definitely been exchanged and shared. i’ve stolen sweaters. uh.

69: Have they ever used you?

.........not that i’m aware of??

70: Have they abused and manipulated you due to your feelings for them?

nO WHAT TH E

71: Have you ever spent quite literally all day and night thinking about them?

that’s......a bit much i might be pathetic and somewhat desperate but like i do kinda have a life

72: Have you ever accidentally nearly walked into moving traffic cause you were thinking about them?

no but i’ve walked into walls because i was tired and thinking abt stuff so that’s a thing i probably have done

73: Ever worn anything knowing it would draw their attention to you?

YEAH LMAO I DO THAT ALL THE TIME IN GENERAL i like attention fight me

74: Have they ever made you feel so safe and content everything else slips away?

y e ah

75: Ever held you so close you could feel their heartbeat?

mmhmm

76: Truthfully do you think you belong together right now?

[taylor swift’s you belong with me playing in the distance]

77: Have they ever seen you completely vulnerable?

um. no.

78: Do you trust them?

i would trust all of my friends with my life

79: When you see them what feelings are strongest?

i just get?? really happy n i turn into a little kid i swear to god how does he put up with me

n he makes me feel really calm n content n just. good. u know.

80: Are they in love or interested in someone else?

d e a r l o r d i h o p e n o t

81: If they asked you to kiss them, would you?

in a heartbeat

82: Will they be in your life a year from now?

they BETTER BE

83: A moment where you so nearly gave into your feelings for them and did something about it?

i have literally kissed both of them and not because of dares what kind of,,

84: Do they know you have feelings for them?

i’m not exactly,,, subtle

85: Do you have a favourite picture with them?

no but i have favorite pictures of them

86: Your ideal date with them?

hey. concept. a double date. but like. instead of 2 couples it’s just me w/ both of them wow

87: What's their name?

it’s rly obvious that i’m talking about porter and connor fuck you

88: Have you ever been in their room?

i’ve been in connor’s but porter n i mostly chill other places

89: Shared a secret with them?

yeah but it’s not a secret if i tell the internet now is it?

90: Have they ever made you a promise and broken it?

don’t think so

91: Have they ever disappointed you?

nope!

92: Whats the most problematic thing about them, which you overlook due to your feelings for them?

uh. idk. porter’s kinda closed off to other people at first i guess that could be problematic. i’m patient w/ that shit so it doesn’t bug me as much idk

general relationships or lack thereof w/ other ppl tbh for both of them i think 

93: Have you ever had to compete for their affection?

no

94: For as long as they're in your life could you handle just being friends?

that’s what i do with p much everyone else but another way to approach this is if u couldn’t be together would u shut them out and the answer is no?? bc that’s kinda shitty

so yes

95: Ever looked for a sign to make a move?

every?? single second of every day but once again i have literally kissed both of them uh

96: What's standing in your way from being with them?

general anxiety

a single conversation

...lmao

97: Would you let them use you for sex?

this implies that,, they don’t care abt me and only themselves n they’re not really?? like that so?? it wouldn’t happen like that??

realistically knowing myself i wanna say no but i probably would which is Not Good i know

98: Ever had a bad feeling about them that's screaming for you to get out while you still can?

no. like. literally the opposite. wtf

99: If you could go back in time, would you avoid ever meeting them?

NEVER

100: You have 1 wish about them, what would you wish for?

that porter finds someone who makes him feel warm n fuzzy on the inside even if it’s not me

n for connor that one day everything is stable and everything is ok

anyway hey jared U SUCK