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GOING TO THE 5PM NYC MEETUP TODAY!!! just finished this poster to get signed but i will sell it later!!! YAAAAY
#inanimate insanity#bfdixiimeetup2025#im not tagging all these characters#IF YOU SEE MEEE SAY HI!!#lightbulb ii#paper ii#fan ii#paintbrush ii#yinyang ii#test tube ii#oj ii#taco ii#cabby ii#suitcase ii#candle ii#box ii#knife ii#microphone ii#bow ii#bot ii#pickle ii#trophy ii#soap ii#bomb ii#tissues ii#balloon ii#silver spoon ii#nickel ii
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I found this scene in particular so odd and out of place in the new episode. Apart from the fact that Stolas has no right to be angry at Blitz for "not saving him" when Striker kidnapped him nor to be upset that he didn't tell him about Striker's attempt at shooting him. In Loo Loo Land he's perfectly capable of defending himself (even when he hired Blitz for protection!), why is he complaining that an imp, the lowest class on the hierarchy isn't protecting one of the highest?
In that scene Stolas accuses Blitz of not understanding "how much he cared about him", but has he forgotten that he was the one who couldn't stand up not to Asmodeous nor to the accusations of him "sleeping with an imp"?
This reaction shows the actual opposite of what he's telling Blitz he did.
I read that Stolas is supposedly also not aware of ~things~ but why is the narrative conveniently forgetting about his faults as well?
Onto the "apology tour" subject: I fail to understand why Blitz owes Stolas an apology. The only time he was shitty to him was actually in Ozzie's when he asked him on a (fake) date without telling him all the story. But they didn't talk about that not during that episode neither during Apology Tour. Is it because doing this would have forced the narrative to acknowledge that also Stolas was at fault during that episode?
All the other times they interacted (on and off screen, their chats don't really mean anything since it seems that's the way Blitz writes in general), Blitz was being good to him (not that he had any other choice, due to their society ranks and their deal).
To me, this looks like bad writing. But if someone has a different take, I'm happy to hear their interpretation.
#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#anti stolitz#stolitz critical#vivziepop critical#my first post on this critical tag...... wow..... i guess i can't escape my destiny#but since i liked the series during s1 i hope to get proved wrong actually????#i read a post about apology tour on my feed from a person i know saying omg stolas is so meee#and im like omg i do not want to interact with this person never again stolas was kind of toxic and manipulative in that ep#his words reminded me of what my ex used to tell me#can't you see how much i show you that i love you????#then proceded not to even send a small message of congratulations when i majored in my study course#he said that congratulating me would have made him “deeply uncomfortable” because he didn't major yet#when stolas said “youre making me uncomfortable” i was like wow i am triggered lmao
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IF IT (the fabricated nature of the reality you’ve been sucked into/the creeping realization you should be somewhere and someone much worse) SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS!!
#nene trying to run from fantasy until they reach her reality together#vs mitsuba suggesting they run from the reality he knows they should be in…. even if he doesn’t think it’ll work in the end#and hanako pretending not to remember. to have been fictional from the start. in an effort to keep nene alive#vs kou looking away from what he knows is probably the truth#bc mitsuba’s alive! his mom’s alive! his life as an exorcist is a little dangerous sometimes but he’s ok. he has free time after school to#help with the school festival and see his friends and make new ones#ok the differences in how these realities are treated in the narrative and the character’s reactions to them are so interesting <3#shijima’s painting is just that - a preserved piece of artwork#a kind existence but a shallow one - especially for nene who would be imprisoned there#but the clock keeper’s world! that’s reality babey!#the sun isn’t just yellow paint. you could fall right through the clouds#mitsuba gets to live and kou gets to be there with him and nene gets to grow up!! like amane did!! until those hopes fall through#it’s enough to say maybe there’s a world out there where we could be sort of happy and sort of safe and where we could grow old.#but it’s not this one. and even if it was it’s not where we belong#but no wonder that nene wanted to stay! and that kou didn’t want to remember! and that mitsuba was ready to run from what he knew was an#inevitable truth!!#idk the way jshk discusses reality is so interesting to meee like functionally shijima’s painting is reality when you’re in there#the difference between that and the reality the clock keepers make by changing the timeline is that you know one is ‘fake’#once you know the painting is fake you can’t stay. but once you know don’t belong in the clock keeper’s reality you can’t stay there either#all you have is your own. good and bad it’s yours nonetheless and you have to live there#sorry for all the tags I just caught up and love to yap <3#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk manga spoilers#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#yashiro nene#mitsuba sousuke#kou minamoto#tbhk hanako
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work crush been texting me and confessed he’s a bisexual femboy (YESSSS‼️💪 🎉)and we been texting paragraphs nonstop, I thought I was about to have me a sexy fwb thang but he keeps talking about how much he wants a dude to cuddle up and have sex with like he doesn’t seem to have plans for women at all rn NOOOOOOO💔💔💔💔
#my foolishness… I thought he was flirting too LOLLLL#FMLLLL#hate my lifeee#also I was gonna do his makeup but I think he thinks he can come over and he can’t bc I live with exes parents like I can’t even have girls#over lol. so idk if I can come to his place I’m waiting on him to text back this morning about it I just told him😩 ughhhhhh#we been talking about so much inappropriate stuff toooo I thought it had this shit in the bag bro 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵#it’s nice to finally have a friend here though! and it’s super sweet he trusts me with it bc he’s never told ANYONE he told me bc I talked#about being bi at work#but he’s soooo fine this is gonna torture me I already knowwww#UGHHHHHHH#and he was saying at first it’s equal but now he’s saying he likes dudes more noooo fmllll I hate my lifeeeee WHYYY I was so close lol. fml#or maybe he just don’t wanna do makeup at his place for if ppl see hopefully we can still go there sometime and hang or smth 🧐 swear he’s#talked about bringing dudes over lol idk I just assumed I could come overrr like he knows my situation#like I love bi guys I was sooo shocked and down like I thought the angels finally answered my prayers#can’t have shittt bro. my hopes we soooo fucking up. thought we were flirty shy blushy at work bc of attraction but I think he was just#nervous and shy bc he told me his secret so recently 😩I am so foolish guys#I can change for you …… where’s the testosterone 🧐#and he’s saying like he loves giving head to guys way more 😔😔😔😔I can’t do dis ….💔😔😭😭#the way he’s been looking at me I thought he wanted meee fr wtf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oghhhh
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#bilmuri#a hot mess that burned out in the end!#lay my head on that snowed out windowww while ur way too drunk to drive meee hoooome#bilmuri tomorrow!! im so excited!!! muri naysh if you see me come say hi!!!#but also if you wanna remain mysterious that is also okay with me! lmao 😜
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Tbh I am a fan of how they made Lloyd a shy, socially awkward and insecure teenager in the movie 🤞🤞🤞🤞
#totally NOT because of how relatable he is hahah totally......looks away#ok on an actual note tho it's really just fun to see lloyd and garmadon's relationship together from a new point of view ljke???#i dont exactly know how to word it but you could see how somewhat different the scenes where Lloyd confronts garmadon in sog and tlnm are#DO YOUYY GET MEEE ARHHGG sorry its hard to put this into words!!!😭😭#also idc what yalls say but yeah#it was really better to make movie lloyd the way he is now than in the series since well they go to highschool in tlnm and allat#oh yeah plus ro add on to the new point of view thing#we've technically alr see Lloyd do this in the series a few times sorta so yeahyeahyeha#tlnm#the lego ninjago movie#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#jibber jabber#also idk abt u guys but if his movie counterpart was just a direct copy from his series' i probably wouldnt have enjoyed it as much as i did#so uh yeah😭😭
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HOW DO YA LIKE THAT DARK DOG??
BEEN REAL ENAMORED BY THE 'SORRY' BOYS AND THEIR ODD ESCAPADES LATELY. I THINK THEY COULD DO A LOT OF GOOD THINGS WITH THREE GALLONS OF 'FAKE' BLOOD.
#sorry boys#sorry fanart#cw gore#cw body horror#DEAR GGODODDD I HOPE I TAGGED SORRY THE RIGHT WAY#PLEASE SORRY FANS IM HHEERE IM HERE AND IM CRAAZYYY GODDD PLEASE FIND MEEE FIND MEEEEEEEEE#GONNA BE HONEST IVE BEEN FLOPPIN BACK N FORTH ON THIS REAAAALL HARD LIKE. IM NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT#BUT EVERYONE WHO SEES IT SAYS ITS COOL! SO IMM GONNA TRUST IN THE WORD OF MY FRIENDS!!!!! THANK YOU FRIENDS!!!!#i tried to fit in as many things in the video as i could into his vile chest cavity. im rly proud of how jumbled n messy n fun it looks!#SOME THINGS TO NOTE! i painted over the bg of a specific shot from the video. painted over a portion of that LIGHT FIXTURE#BUT I Had to improvise the rest and im PRROUD LOOK AT THAT!!! WITH A MOUSE TOO BTW#DREW THIS WHOLE THING WITH A MOUSE. took some time but i think im gettin the hang of it#ANOTHER DETAIL: ranboos lil wires behind his mask. teeehehhehee i rly liked gen loss#i like this weird combo i do of cartoony and photo realistic. not sure where my balance is yet with that but im havin fun!!#ughghgh what else can i say abt this piece... other than it kicked my aASSSSSSS!!!#adding highlights in blood is always SSUCH A FIGHT for me guhhh it takes so much wrestling to make it look right....#ggbbhhbbgbh thats all thats in my brain for now. enjoy my art and enjoy my notes about my own art. enjoy ur day aswell if u can
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Can I be so fucking honest for a second
#UGGHGHHHHHHHH imsorry I’m about to be so awful#I. don’t want to share sans ooooooooooh I knowwwww oooooooh#like. HES SO POPULAR he is so popular I know I will never escape but like#I JUST DONR WANNA#especially fell…. my honey bunch…. my angel muffin#HES MINE. BACK! BACK I SAY!#i dont reaaaaaaallllly care. I think being like#a proper sans fangirl in like 2016 has really drilled it into my head that he is the WORLDS boyfriend okay we’re all passing him around#like a blunt#but there is a part of me that goes grrrrrrrrrrrrr anytime I see someone shipping themselves with og sans fell or swap#depending on what kind of day you catch me on there’s a 50/50 chance I block you if you’re a double#sometimes you come up to me and say OMG I also love this character and I’m like YAYYYY peace and love#sometimes I see you have one of my guys listed waayyyyy at the bottom of your list and I immediately gun you down#idk it depends#I think if we’re friends/close moots I care about sharing. a lot less#but also I’m so protective of these characters in my head. they belong to me back off#I think it is just an autism thing idk#lol#I’ve been really wanting to chill out recently when it comes to sharing like#I feel so weird and deranged for being so. pissy about fictional characters I don’t want people thinking that like. I’m BANANAS#I have a desire to be seen as. the most normal person ever#so I try to just be like haha yea I’m shipping for fun. but in reality I’m shipping for much more evil and nefarious reasons#grrrrrrr idk#like I said I think sans is one of those characters where I just have to swallow my feelings and just be chill and cool#whatever. fuck my girlfriend I don’t even care#if you made it this far erm. hi thanks for reading my tags lolz I’m going to bed now#I’m also like. fine with doubles interacting with ME. but the chances of me interacting back are SLIM#and if you try and tag my stuff with YOUR ship tags n what not or rb my posts like ‘so meee’ B B B B B BLOCKED#I don’t care tho I don’t care And I’m completely chill about it#🍓🪽.txt
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#has it been enough time for me to say i’m newvous about lando’s contract extension#i just feel at the very least he should have waited to see the car this year before resigning#i love faith i love belief i love building up a team to support you i am NOT saying jump ship to a team built around someone else 🙄#i am Saying.#the little fucker needs to look out for his own interests talents and goals. too#and i’m glad he believes in mcl*ren but i also need that belief to be me validated#you can’t understand how villainous EYE will become if he lets a team that isn’t worth it waste his talent#mcl prove me wrong 🙏 make it eat my words please kill the doubt that lives in meee#anyways i just had to say it somewhere but twitter is NOT the space for that rn#didn’t know everybody was a sports psychologist now btw 🙄 what do you know about a champions MINDSET#blossom.txt#rants n rambles#f1
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Oh yeah Gardiner definitely rejected Cavendish in the past and became the first victim of a Renaissance diss track.
#he praises him in his bio and then says 'you know tho he is ugly and is dark skinned angry and has a big nose'#whew chile#i'm also answering an ask about gardiner so yay#which is why im looking at the bio - i have a lot of thoughts about his origins which i will share in the ask maybe today or tomorrow#they also tended to use dark/swarthy as a BAD thing back then#so can you imagine how they described actual black/indigenous and arab people LMAOOO#but this also goes toward my theory that he was french from a family of darker/olive complexion#because back then it wasn't out of the ordinary for some europeans to be olive/tan skinned#and there was definitely negative sentiment toward french and english#but he also could've had arab lineage#which is something else i'm leaning toward because that would've been very likely#as a lot of arab nations were in fact intermingling with europe at the time#especially near the mediterranean sea#that or....cavendish was just being a dick#and was preparing his diss track#But I like the idea of him having some arab waaay down the line#but as you will see in my ask tomorrow#he is part french to MEEE with some celt
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doing the “think fast im another girl!” trend on bllk boys
ft sae rin kaiser nagi reo shidou
sae
“think fast im another girl!” you lean in to hug him and he immediately shoves you away. its only natural that a footballer has quick reflexes right? you ended up on the floor, bewildered as he looks at you with the nastiest side eye. “its common sense to not overstep with celebrities. are you dense?” he knows its one of your silly pranks, but he’ll entertain you anyways
“babe-” you burst out laughing and he crosses his arms and looks at you with a glare. “its sae to you. babe is for my girlfriend.” and at this point, you can’t stop cackling while he rolls his eyes and goes back to washing the dishes
rin
“rin, think fast im another girl!” he’s surprised, eyes widening every so slightly as your hand trails to his jaw and starts caressing it, “oh wow your jawline is soo shar-” he immediately backs off from you and put his hands in front of his body like a security guard. “..don’t touch me?..” he says with a confused tone, because he didn’t even have a single second to process it before you went on with your act.
“oh but babeee! don’t be like that!” you lean in again, and this time he really doesn’t know what to do. did the act end? “oh, okay.” he says, still unsure and you immediately have a dark aura radiating off you. “excuse me? okay? you’re gonna say okay when another girl calls you babe?” oh. this is when the act ended. “i mean. back off. fuck off, even. i have a girlfriend and she can maul your face off.” and its hard to keep up the angry act when his clueless face makes you want to giggle. “you’re insufferable!” you say as you squeeze his cheeks together and kiss him.
kaiser
“michael, think fast i’m another girl!” you lean in, your hands leaning against the arm rests on either side of his body while he stares at you at a disinterested look. he knows he’d never act like this in a real life scenario, but he just wants to get you riled up for the fun of it. “can you cook?” you narrow your eyes at him, and you continue your act anyways. “..yes??” “can you clean?” “yeeess??” “alright. can you shut the fuck up? ‘cuz my other woman doesn’t do that.” “EXCUSE ME??”
you tug on his ear and drag him to the ground, and well. long story short, now he has a big, red, swollen bruise on his head
nagi
“sei, think fast im another girl!” you wrap your arms around his chest from the back as he plays his switch, “ooh what’re you playing? you’re so handsome!” and all he does is ignore you at first, and when he beats the level and theres a short intermission, he gets up and walks to the other side of the couch, plopping down and immediately sinking into it like he’s some sort of liquid.
“..hey don’t be like that! you’re not even a liiitle interested in meee?” you jog over to the side of the couch he’s at and start to play with his hair, and now he finally talks. “lea’me alone.” “whyyy? we’d be such a good match!” “uhh..” he takes awhile to reply, focusing on his game. only after a few seconds of silence he finally responds. “cuz my girlfriend could kill you. and she’s pretty. you’re not, so.” and you end up on the floor beside him wheezing.
reo
“reoo, think fast im another girl!” you start twiddling with his hair “you’re so cutee!” and not even a second after, he’s swatted your hand away and gave you the most judgemental side eye ever. eyebrows furrowed, eyes narrowed and twitching, lips in a frown— “get your dirty hands off of me. who even are you?” and this is genuinely the first time you’ve seen this side of reo.
“jeeesus, okay babe i see you!” you giggle, immediately out of your act, but reo wasn’t. “not the peasant calling me babe.. get out of my way.” and theres a long pause. “reo.” another pause. “the acts over.” its like a switch flipped in him, and he’s acting like the other persona doesn’t even exist. “ooh who’s this pretty lady??” his hands trail to your waist and pulls you in closer, and you squint your eyes at him.
“not the peasant from 5 seconds ago??” “completely 2 different people, that was the peasant, not my glorious princess in front of me right now.” you giggle and playfully hit him, leaning into his touch anyway
shidou
“ryu, think fast im another girl!” you lean in to hug him, but he’s immediately slammed you onto the bed (would be the floor if you were actually another girl) “oh hell nah.” he runs to the bathroom to wash his hands after touching you, overdramatic as usual before running back, hand on his hip and the other fixing his hair.
“first of all, my wife is beautiful, and you’re an ugly whore, and i’m beautiful too, so if 1 plus 1 equals 2, why do you think you have a right to touch me? second of all-” he was about to go all off on you if you didn’t cut him off “okay, okay! jesus christ ryu, you really don’t know the concept of holding back??” you say as if you’re disappointed, yet the smile stretching on your face proving uou wrong.
“not when it comes to my pretty princess.” and you just giggle at that, getting up to kiss him but he backs off again, “woah woah woah, is this my princess or the whore?” “the princess, ryu.” “alright, just doublechecking.” he leans into to kiss you, smiling a little as he does so
#xuanshcs#blue lock x reader#blue lock#bllk#sae itoshi x reader#rin itoshi x reader#nagi seishiro x reader#reo mikage x reader#michael kaiser x reader#ryusei shidou x reader#blue lock drabbles#bllk drabbles#blue lock headcanons#sae itoshi fluff#rin itoshi fluff#michael kaiser fluff#nagi seishiro fluff#reo mikage fluff#ryusei shidou fluff#sae itoshi headcanons#rin itoshi headcanons#michael kaiser headcanons#nagi seishiro headcanons#reo mikage headcanons#ryusei shidou headcanons#rin itoshi x you#sae itoshi x you#michael kaiser x you#blue lock oneshots#blue lock hcs
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━━ ❝ ah-ah, barbie, you're so fine! ❞

special treatment : thighs edition
☾₊‧⁺...ft. : kamo choso + itadori yuuji + higuruma hiromi + ryomen sukuna
☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, facesitting, somnophilia, dirty talk, fingerfucking, overstimulation, praise kink, degradation, desperation, oral fixation, squirting, creampie, choso being whiny, yuuji being a little shit, yuuji is 21yrs & a college student, hiromi being pussydrunk, sukuna being whipped

✧ k. choso : poor choso, ever since the first time he's gotten a taste of what's between your thighs, he's begging you every day just to eat your cunt. but today? today must be a bad day, because choso is desperate. his already between your thighs, whimpering and whining as he mouths at you through your underwear, tears in his eyes as he begs you to give him a little taste. once you do, his eyes are rolling back just from the first lick.
"you taste so good, fuck, so good, thank you, thank you, mmph, so delicious, i can't get enough." "can you cum again? i know it's been 4 times already, but please? please, please, pleaase, pretty thing, i need itttt..." "oh my goddd, you're cumming? yes, yes, cum on my tongue, pretty please, i'll fuck you so good after, just keep cumming, don't hold back." "stop-stop running away, i know your pretty pussy is all sensitive b-but i just, i can't stop...but you know you can say the safeword and i'll stop, right? ...what? you-you like being overstimulated...? fuck, fuck, okay, let me make you squirt on my tongue then i'll fuck you good, okay?"
✧ i. yuuji : yuuji's always been a smug little shit whenever it came to teasing you. what starts off with him tickling you and blowing raspberries into your stomach turns nto hot kisses against your stomach that let down to the waistband of your underwear as he pushes your shirt up higher on your body. he can't help but grin up at you when he notices the wet spot on your panties from his little kisses.
"d'awww, bunny, y'so cute! look at how wet you are. is that 'cus of me? ehehe, i know, i know, teasing is mean, but i can't help it...you're just so adorable." "y'know i can practically feel your heartbeat whenever i kiss it? mhm, i can feel that, pretty girl. don't cover your face, baby, you're so cute!" "your thighs are so soft. i could stay between here forever, fuck goin' to classes or missions, i'd rather just eat you out until you pass out." "open up these legs a little more, let me get my fingers in there...thereeee we go, such a pretty lil' bun, aren't you?" "you're so messy! did i do this to you? yeah? aww, my pretty girl likes meee! i felt how you squeezed on my fingers! so cute!
✧ h. hiromi : ever since you made a comment about his nose, saying 'doja is right about big noses' in passing to him, hiromi has been curious. curious enough to the point where he looks it up, seeing the video of said woman. so, you wanted to sit on his face and grind on his nose, hm? you've never sat on his face before but he was sure to change that.
"i don't care if you think i'll die, i want you to sit on my face. i'm giving you the chance to either have control of your pace or let me do what i want with you. so, what's your decision?" "see? it's not that bad, angel, you forget your husband isn't some weakling...now c'mon on, get yourself right over my mouth, let me taste you." "god, you're so beautiful like this. i need you on my face more often, you're dripping all over my mouth...such a good girl for me." "heh...i knew you said my nose was perfect for sitting on but i didn't realize it would get you this riled up. go ahead, sweet thing, you can keep grinding that clit on it...just like that, just let me make you feel good." "good lord, i never wanna leave between your thighs. so fucking sweet, shit, angel, you've got me wrapped around that pretty finger. c'mon, let me devour you all night, i'll let you get up when i'm done."
✧ r. sukuna : getting sukuna to lay on his back without him instantly taking control of the situation was easier than you thought. hell, even crawling up higher so that you were hovering over his face was too. but little did you know, sukuna was intrigued, liking the side of you where you would just take control of him, knowing that only you had the right to do that...especially if it meant he got to eat you until you soaked his face.
"you know i should kill you for thinking you can just sit on my face like i'm some kind of personal chair. i am the king of curses, not a piece of furniture...what? ...hm. i guess you do look...good over me like this." "...huh? sorry, i wasn't listening. when are you going to sit on my face? you keep blabbering, but i can see the way that sticky cunt is dripping for me. are you gonna just let it go to waste?" "oh. shit. you've been holdin' out on me, haven't you, diamond? shit, i can see all of you from down here...nah, keep grinding on my face, little one, use me for your pleasure...let me see you cum on my mouth." "such a fucking slut. my mouth is coated in your cum, but you still wanna keep going? my tongue that good for you?" "no, no, i'm not letting you back down until you beg, diamond. tell me how badly you want me to fuck your pussy with my tongue...hm. good enough."

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suna rintaro who responds with "that's crazy, i was thriving." when you tell him you miss him.
suna rintaro who leans close whilst you're talking, enough to fluster you and have your breath hitch, pretending like his hand isn't resting high on your thigh. he blinks passively, "what? i'm listening. keep on going."
suna rintaro who stares with the coldest look in his eyes when somebody throws shade at you, his voice sounding bored but you know him, know the sharpness in his tone, the concealed annoyance at somebody insulting you. though, once he shames that person away, he turns to you and directs that look at you, "anyway, you still suck. don't think you're hot shit now."
he keeps you close to him the rest of the evening, hand curled against your waist.
suna rintaro who pretends to break up with you over every little thing. the amount of times he slowly stands up when you steal his food?
"it's been a good run. i'll always remember you. kind of," only to snicker when you tug him back from his sleeves, allowing you to whine in his ear about how he's so mean as his hands settle on your neck, thumbs pressing down on your mouth. when he pulls your lower lip down to inspect your teeth, the quick peek of your tongue has his dick stirring.
he thinks he might just make you swallow his spit like that.
suna rintaro who doesn't like to leave hickeys where people can see them. he likes to do them on places that you'll feel, that are meant just for him — low on your ribs, behind your knees, near your hip bones.
suna rintaro who has his hands underneath your waistband, fucking in and out of you slowly, thumb ever-present on your swollen nub only to murmur, "you're shaking already? that's cute, baby. i haven't even done anything yet," sounding so composed, loves having you open wide and dripping wet on his lap, playing with you for his sake, "you sound so sweet when you're desperate, can't even think straight."
suna rintaro who withholds his touch until you've satisfied his ego, who makes you ask, not just once but over and over until your voice is shaking and your pride is beside his feet on the floor, "say please. again. again. hmm, yeah, one more time. that's not how you beg, baby. try again. prettier this time."
suna rintaro who replays your voice audios, breathy, wrecked, stuttering and moaning his name, at the most random of times; who loves to watch you grow embarrassed, who imitates you because putting you on the spot like that has his pants grow tight.
who enjoys recreating it even more, pushing your face into the bed sheets, who has you choke on your spit, "you're so loud. you want the whole building to know how much of a slut you are? how good i fuck you? nuh-uh, don't hide your face, let me see it."
suna rintaro, everybody.
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*yuma's visiting the school when he suddenly stops in his tracks! he then reaches out to gently tug on shuichi's sleeve, his eyes wide as he sees a certain troublesome teddy bear in the distance!*
"Oh! I-I think I've seen that plush before! There was a ramen shop that was near the agency and one of the pictures on the wall looked almost identical to it. I didn't know that teddy bear was a mascot, let alone for such a prestigious school." *he then looks down at the ground as he starts shuffling his feet, a flustered look on his face as he avoids the slightly taller detective's gaze*
"I-if it's not too much trouble, can we... go and see it? I-I know it's just a robot since I can see it walking and moving its arms around, b-but... Ah, s-sorry, you probably see it every day so I guess you would be kind of sick of seeing it, haha... ah..." *he seems genuinely interested in seeing the little mascot, his gaze flicking over towards the plush bear even if the small detective ended up clamming up again. however, it seems as if he's wholly unaware of just how much of a menace monokuma is...*
Since Yuma was visiting the school, Shuichi decided to show him around. He instantly grimaces when seeing Monokuma up ahead, and was about to steer Yuma in another direction, until he came to a halt when he felt the other tug on his sleeve. "Hm? Ah-" He looks towards Monokuma again as Yuma explains. "I see....and that's...well...." ("How do I tell him...") That the mascot in question is nothing but a constant troublemaker!!! Looking back towards the shy boy, he blinks in surprise at his request. "You... want to see him?" He could already tell, but now Shuichi could confirm for sure, that Yuma is completely unaware of how Monokuma truly is. And as much as he wants to outright say no, that he'd rather them avoid him...
"....." He would just feel too guilty, saying no to such a genuine request. Especially with how Yuma really looks like he wants to see him... ("Yeah, I'm sick of seeing him, alright. For more reasons than that...") But he decided not to say that part out loud, instead giving a reluctant sigh before he nods his head. "N...No, it's alright. We can...go see him. But just to give you a warning, our 'mascot' here likes to be very troublesome and drive you crazy with the unnecessary things he says and does. So just... prepare yourself for that when ee do see him. Of course, I'll make sure he doesn't try to mess with you too much..."
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i know we've talked about lando's freaky things a lot, but i want a T's Freaky Lando Agenda too! maybe you have new updates about it 😋



I love how dramatic y’all get the second it takes me a bit longer to come up with these (I know I am slow though, forgive meee), but it’s honestly so endearing to see. I hope this one lives up to expectations, because after all the waiting, you freaks deserve it 💋
With the mention that I might repeat myself here and there, I finally present you:
𝗧’𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝘆 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮



𝗜𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗱
✦ Lando’s very versatile, cocky, and driven by validation. He gets off on your reactions, praise, begging, and moans.
✦ Mouthy; he talks you through it a lot, whether it’s praise, filth, and especially teasing. As expected, he doesn’t stop at words. He kisses like he needs it to breathe, and he eats like he means it. Because your pleasure is something he devours, literally and verbally.
✦ A pleaser, sure, but also a menace. He’ll edge you on purpose, pulling away right as you’re about to finish. If he lets you gather your senses, it’s because he wants to do it all over again.
✦ Those damn hands. Everywhere. The man can’t and won’t stay still. He’s like a hyperactive kid on a sugar rush (must be the Kinder), and needs to touch, grip, and hold like it’s second nature.
✦ Eye contact ends him in the best way possible, but he’s even worse about your expressions. Will even pause mid-thrust just to tell you that “There it is. That’s the one.”
✦ He likes it messy. Saliva, sweat, the slick sounds of skin. Finishing on your chest or stomach is a must. If it’s your back, he’ll trace it with his finger after, because he has no shame when it comes to claiming.
𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻-𝗼𝗻𝘀
✦ As mentioned, the good ol’ eye contact. The wheels inside his head never stop spinning, and if you hold it for long enough, he’ll know. Loves it especially when you look UP at him (preferably from your knees).
✦ Moaning (his name). Say it sweet, say it sobbing, but most importantly, say it repeatedly when you’re clenching around him; he will rampage. Bonus points if you’re loud.
✦ Messy kisses.
✦ Neck kisses; while he’s a pro at devouring, he’s as obsessed when you kiss or suck on his neck while riding him.
✦ Since we’re on riding, power dynamics shift. Take control and TRY TO pin him down. Drives him insane if he doesn’t see it coming.
✦ Slight bratty behavior, because he lives for the challenge.
✦ Physical contrast; being shorter/smaller awakens something inside him. His hand is double the size and loves watching how his fingers slide in and stretch you out, because he knows exactly how to use them. One hand can cover nearly all of your lower back, and his palm wraps around your throat with ease. All these make him feel more in control (and he’ll absolutely tease you about it).
✦ Wearing his clothes, but in particular you in his hoodie (and nothing else). Walk into the room like that and he’s already pulling the hoodie up from behind to see your ass jiggle. This man has no peace in his soul. Also, sundresses, tennis skirts, crop tops and anything that ride up. You wore that knowing I’d see you, yeah? 🙏🏻🧎🏼♀️
✦ When you’re enjoying yourself (and he’s the reason why). Drives him insane when he realizes how close you are. Like, hand over your mouth, shit, that’s it, don’t stop now insane.
✦ Any accidental touches. I love this in particular, because it’s so innocent. Until it isn’t. Hand on his thigh, brushing fingers during gaming, laying on his chest and your lips graze his neck etc. He might act cool, but he gets hard so quickly, it’s embarrassing.
✦ Playful arguing, because it gives him a reason to put you in your place.
𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀
✦ Let’s pretend y’all didn’t see this coming: praise kink. Because your approval is a drug. Call him a good boy and he’ll do anything to prove you right.
✦ Size kink but both ways (ik, shocking). You straddling him and calling him too deep while he insists you can take it.
✦ Jealousy kink (he’s a bit toxic, I ain’t gonna lie). Hates when someone else flirts with you, but finds ways to use that as ammo. He’ll give you that look, then make you sit on his face like it’s a punishment. To remind you exactly whose you are.
✦ That being said, face riding. His favorite meal, actually. He’ll grab your thighs and pull you down with no hesitation, eating you out like it’s his last time.
✦ Overstimulation. You beg him to stop and he coos, Just one more, baby. I promise. Be good for me.
✦ Recording you. Do I need to elaborate?
✦ Mirror sex, because he loves to watch and loves watching you watch.
𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
✦ Cowgirl & reverse cowgirl, because he’s the biggest fan of watching you take what you need from him. This comes with a warning though: he’ll let you take the lead unless you start teasing too much.
✦ Doggy when he’s feeling rough. One hand pressing your back down, the other fisting your hair or rubbing your clit.
✦ Against the wall, while keeping eye contact. This is unplanned sex, therefore his patience is nonexistent.
✦ Missionary but make it nasty. Legs over his shoulders, face buried in your neck etc.
✦ Side position. His dirty talk is extra sweet in this one, aw.
𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗲
(things people usually overlook)
✦ Loves when you tug his curls, especially when he’s eating you out. Grind on his face and moan his name while at it.
✦ He’s very vocal.
✦ Fan of mutual stripping.
𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲
✦ Cleans after himself, no debate.
✦ Big spoon mode, while he kisses your shoulders and whispers how good you were. Tangles you up in his limbs, one arm under your neck, one leg thrown over your thigh. Just so you know, you’re not going anywhere, and he makes sure you feel wrapped up and safe ♥︎
✦ Falls asleep so quickly.
✦ Check-ins the morning after.
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― FIRST SNOW
there is a superstition that if you witness the first snowfall with the person you like, true love will blossom between both and it will be long-lasting.
𝜗𝜚 THEME: fluff, cuddly and in love love gyu 𝜗𝜚 PAIRING: idol!mingyu x fem!reader 𝜗𝜚 WORD COUNT: 518
💌 natalia’s note: ik it may be a bit early for winter fics but recently we had first snow in poland and i just had this urge to write something about it [edit: and now korea also had its first snow so yippie]
“look!”
you hummed and nodded weakly, though instead of opening your eyes you snuggled further into mingyu's warm chest, basking in the softness of his sweater and the steady beat of his heart underneath your ear.
days off were the best.
“baby,” your boyfriend murmured excitedly against your temple and ran his cold finger along your cheek. “it’s snowing!”
with mingyu’s arm holding your waist in a tight grip; not that you complained, the afternoon teddy bear cuddles, especially in the colder weather were the best, it was a bit difficult for you to actually move to see the supposed snow.
“it’s so pretty,” he said in awe, as if it was his first time seeing it. “look, look!” he said and pointed at the window that was behind you.
“gyu?” you mumbled and propped yourself on his chest as much as you could. “i’d really love to see it, but you’re holding me hostage and my neck is too sore to turn it all the way around”.
mingyu’s eyes widened, and a small pout appeared on his face. “oh shit, right. sorry.”
you cupped his chin and placed a kiss at the tip of his nose. "'s okay," you said, before sitting all the way up and turning around towards the window.
and your boyfriend was right. even though your view of the city below was very blurry due to mingyu's apartment being on a high floor, you could still imagine how pretty the streets must look now, covered in the white fluff.
“i can’t wait to beat your ass in a snowball fight,” you said and turned back to your boyfriend.
you weren’t sure if it was due to the bad lightning, since mingyu insisted on turning all the lights off and lightning some candles, but you could’ve sworn he was blushing, but before you could ask him about that he took a hold of your hand and pulled you back to his chest.
“you know what the first snow means, right?” he asked after a beat of silence.
nodding, you couldn’t help the smile that bloomed on your face.
“we’ve been together for five years, gyu. i don’t think that superstition counts for us anymore.”
he hummed and nuzzled his cheek against the top of your head. “maybe,” he said. “but i like to believe that every first snowfall we witness in this life will allow us to meet our next ones,” you felt his hand brush the hair from your neck in a gentle manner, “and i hope to witness as many of them as we can.”
not really knowing what to say, because who the hell says things like that, you lifted your head from the crook of mingyu’s neck and looked at his ruffled dark hair and shiny brown eyes that were looking at you with more love than it should be legal.
“you’re impossible, kim mingyu,” you shook your head with a laugh.
all you got in response was an irresistibly devastating grin, before he leaned in and sealed your lips in a kiss that could melt any amount of snow.
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