#IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING

[yoursleepdemon]

Yesterday I was explaining to my friend why DC was the superior brand of comic books and I said it was better because it had Batman and how I liked Batman (in general) but she decided to take this as me liking Batman and yelled down the halls how I had a crush on Batman before I tackled her to the ground and frantically explained that I just like the media.

[scyrler]

As a person that listens almost explicitly to "broadway" genre, sometimes it's really hard to meet new people

Cause we're hanging out and all of a sudden, someone asks "what music do you listen to when your sad?" And others say Lana del ray or some shit, while I'm nervously mumbling "Micheal in the bathroom"

[feyhunter78]

Y’ALL I WAS SO EMBARRASSED TODAY I was showing the new girl what color palettes we use for the social posts at my job and I opened my Pinterest up and right in front of her, was a bunch of FUCKING MIGUEL O’HARA FANART LIKE NOT NORMAL BUT SPICY BC I’VE BEEN USING IT TO FIND ART FOR THE COLLEGE AU

And then😭😭 I go into my search bar and it’s like “Miguel O’Hara Fanart” “Miguel O’Hara spicy” “Miguel O’Hara +18” and I’m like “PLZ IGNORE THAT I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING FOR A FRIEND”

When I tell y’all I wanted to die😭😭😭

She was so nice she was like “I’m the last person to judge, no worries” as I frantically tried to clear my history💀💀

[sl33p1ng-catzz]

i was writing my cf hc on a google doc next to my dad he decided to look at my screen and read OUT LOUD what i wrote. i have never in my 14 years of being alive closed a laptop so fast

[snoopysilk]

i got hit on for the first time today by a butch serving me, my sister and my mama while we were out for lunch. i was so nervous i genuinely just stuttered for a good 30 seconds. i eventually just said thank you and immediately hid my face when they left. i should’ve got their number 💔

[isopodonanescalator]

failed my first ap test of the year you can imagine how happy i am rn

[youplush-moved]

how much aura did I lose when I wore a band shirt to physical therapy and my therapist googled the band

and then proceeded to read the beginning of their Wikipedia page put loud

And then went to YouTube and started playing a song from them

And then started reading the YouTube comments out loud while the song was playing

[iveeaten3humanorganz]

Made someone slightly uncomfortable today gonna kms

[ronanlynchian]

short list of things keeping me up until 4 am:

being one of two english majors in a six person class where the other four are art majors

i am also the only graduate student

i have not taken an art class in ten years

i can teach visual analysis to my freshman comp students but cannot do it myself

i wax a bohemian yapsody in this class when we talk about stylization in theatre & theatre history

everything i know about art comes from my unhealthy admiration for the pre raphaelites (the literary section, although it is intrinsically tied to visual art)

i got asked to speak first regarding an in-class visual analysis

i am autistic and my brain and mouth don’t work together very well because of it

i am one of two english majors in a six person class where the other four are art majors, i am the only grad student in there, i haven’t taken an art class in ten years, i can teach visual analysis but possess an extraordinary inability to put my money where my mouth is, i talk a lot and in depth when we discuss theatre history & stylization in the class, everything i know about art comes from studying poetry, i was asked to speak first in class when we practiced visual analysis, i am autistic and my brain and mouth are not drift compatible

[detentiontrack]

The episode “Olivia & Yunan” from amphibia s3 is SO triggering for me for some reason (like I can’t watch it if I’m anything less than extremely happy and content or I will have a panic attack) but in 2021 I watched it on repeat because I wanted to analyze it for tumblr and one time Cameron had enough so he literally messaged Matt Braly on instagram AND twitter and TOLD HIM TO UNRELEASE THE EPISODE. I was mortified when I came back and deleted the messages immediately.

[head-of-oncology]

Just got whiplash last night bc I was at a family reunion and mentioned I'm getting back into dan and phil to my 19 y/o queer Very Online cousin, and they DIDNT KNOW WHO DAN AND PHIL WERE

[rainewheelerlovesbyler]

Help I was at camp complaining to one of the counselors that my friend was having an intervention to stop my byler and tumblr addiction 🙄 And the counselor thought tumblr was a dating website 😭

[unamused-kookaburra]

I saw the last dinner party live today and I don't think I've ever screamed like that before. I didn't know I could. It was like that scene in the Elvis movie where he performs for the first time and the women go insane. The power Abigail has...

[trashbaby1996]

At the funeral today, my dad starting talking to my second cousins wife about how vaccines don’t work and I was like “LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE! LINDA, I HEAR YOU QUILT!”

[a-lilypad]

HELP I FELL DOWN THREE OF THE STAIRS IN MY LECTURE HALL EARLIER MY MONSTER LITERALLY WENT EVERYWHERE

[sylviluna]

Sorry to hear you ended up sneezing during your presentation. Hopefully it went well beside that point in time

Any idea what was making you annex if it was allergies or something else?

Ahh it's alright, I drew the unlucky straw this time I suppose- It did in fact go very well aside from my sneezes!

As for what made me sneeze? I'm honestly not sure. I can usually hold or at least stifle my sneezes, but I just had to let these go and I could not hold them back to save my life. I'm betting it was a combination of a dusty lecture room and someone's perfume, it did smell very fragrant in there, now that I think of it.