#ITS JUST ME AND HIM
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whos brilliant idea was it to schedule ONE opener on a goddamn Saturday.
#it was me and one manager and one guy she called in early#when it should have been me and two scheduled people and two managers#one manager was sick so i dont blame her#but we had about thirty people come through the drive thru and the poor manager had to take a few minutes to calm down#which left me with the other guy who was meant to be doing kitchen#so it was just the two of us taking orders taking payments making food and serving orders#and im getting complaints left right and centre because im taking too long when its 'not busy' BUT IT IS BUSY#ITS JUST ME AND HIM#and i cried just a little bit but i couldn't leave. and then we had like five people start between seven and half seven#why cant they start just that little bit earlier#keep fucking up the schedule like that and im quitting because its too fucking early to be going through that
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Me when I’m next
#aj art#deltarune#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune spoilers#ralsei deltarune#tenna deltarune#deltarune fanart#comic#the prophecy really gives the vibe that it’s predicting Ralsei and/or all Darkeners dying like dude is laying out death flags left and rite#if the size difference is inconsistent thats um. THAT IS ON PURPOSE! HAHA. YEAH. BC TENNA CAN CHANGE SIZE.#ITS INTENTIONAL TOTALLY INTENTIONAL SO LETS NOT TALK ABOUT IT OK#Ouugh. Anyway. Ralsei is so fucked up to me#U know he feels crazy guilty about just letting Tenna die and not warning him#Or Susie or Kris or anyone#He’s like 15 and has the secrets of the universe on his shoulders and the secrets of the universe are telling him to boil himself in oil#cw eyestrain
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The fall of MCM and the rise of Fazbear entertainment..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#henry emily#edwin murray#tiger rock#the mimic#fiona murray#foxy the pirate#sotm#secret of the mimic#sotm spoilers#the story of SOTM drives me crazy/pos#it makes sense to me William would do a sneaky deal#and take everything away from Edwin when he was vulnerable#William just wanted the land the resources and the employees MCM had#and Henry helped him get that#Henry’s role is so peak to me#it makes sense Henry would be good friends with Edwin#but that he puts his relationship with William and their projects above that friendship#Henry convincing employees to leave and backstabbing Edwin is just mwah#Henry has always turned a blind eye to William’s actions#it’s cool to get to see that and them being a real duo#Edwin lost everything merged with another company and now nobody knows his name#its peak I fear SOTM story is peak
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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I had a funny thought
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#cookie run fanart#shadow milk fanart#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#candy apple cookie#black sapphire cookie#my take on Smilks “redemption”#Its just me going insane tbh#if he DOES get a redemption i dont want him to be a goody two-shoes#make him WORK for it#make him SUFFER#Posted before ep8 of beast-yeast#I speedran this
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uhh, dazai loses his ability for a day so he can pet the big cat <3
#sometimes you just need a cat to ram its face into you affectionately#the bigger the better#bungou stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#dazai osamu#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd atsushi#bsd fanart#this wouldn't fix him but it'd make ME feel better#my art#completely self indulgent
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf nevermind all that#is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too#reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough#i will continue trying to do better#anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect#its just about the intent#every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please#in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit#gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great
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tell them kris!!
#had to fight the urge to make rhis abt spamtenna so hard LMAOOO#not everything needs to be about the yaoi.....#legit tho the lore with him and kris makes me so sad :((#like its just so damn depressing how he embodies kris' fears with family matters#UGRGEGEGE#deltarune#deltarune fanart#tenna#mr tenna#tenna fanart#mr tenna fanart#mr ant tenna#asgore dreemurr#toriel dreemurr#elnina#lanino#my art#fypage#fyp#rickrackpaddywack
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abogagos……..
#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers#i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out#for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish#and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse#fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde#slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet#bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL#my art#myart#doodles#ace attorney#aa#aa trilogy#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#matt engarde#will powers#wrightworth#narumitsu#justice for all#(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)
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tfa humanformers
#tfa#transformers animated#prowl#tfa prowl#tfa bumblebee#bumblebee#this idea stemmed from me thinking about how their weapons would translate to a human AU#and i thought it would be the funniest thing ever if bumblebee just straight up had a tazer#he does NAWT use that thing for good bro#running away from blitzwing and his tazer is out of charge because he used it all on prowl IJBOOG:JKJMLGKM#btw not ship very sorry...#prowlbee is cute but i like the idea of them being brothers and think its 100 times funnier#im a sucker for family dynamics#grown man beefing with a teenager will never not be funny to me#i dont even blame him#prowl tazed. gif#😭😭#i love drawing bumblebee like a little kitty#no... im evil kitties...
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post-graduation trip airport looks
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them#im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me#when in doubt play dress up. life hack#i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards#argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen#megumi designated Drink Runner also#alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea#anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head#no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed#nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit#its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip
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looking for my biggest fan
#aj art#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#tenna deltarune#dess holiday#asriel dreemurr#spamton g spamton#ramb deltarune#spamtenna#< implied. Vaguely.#deltarune fanart#I like many people also have thoughts about Tenna having to broadcast Dess’ disappearance#It makes me go crazy insane#Esp cause like its a small town and everyone knows everyone#He was probably super unprepared#Plus in hindsight Dess disappearing being sort of the catalyst for a lot of the later trauma#Jjsjjs anyways#I FEEL. I FEEL. Like I have done so much torturing of this poor TV. I lowkey just want to give him a fun beach day.#I worked on the fucking Dess page for so long I started to think I Was Dess
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so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#mrs leech and her... manlet husband..#its so funny im accepting the hc#until they show what papa leech looks like#he is hangyodon to me now#the joke is hangyodon is half fish so he has legs#but once you convert him to mer form and give him a tail#hes literally just 100% fish#just a regular fish 😭😭#mayu buying merch in twisted wonderland bc it reminded her of home#until floyd leech opens his mouth
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EYES ON ME.
nsfw (18+). i really did not mean for this to be a whole fic but i just kept typing. and typing. and typing... anyway, here are the usual cws: blowjob, cunnilingulus, corruption kink, praise kink, unprotected sex, marathon sex (sylus is starved), more yearning than you'd expect from a sugar daddy fic, and side note that sylus is older than you here (you decide how much lol). likes and reblogs will be very appreciated!
pov: you're a barista at the cafe sylus usually orders at and he overhears you saying you want to try being a sugar baby to make more money.
sylus generally avoids interacting with ordinary citizens. for one, they live in a separate world from him, and two, he'd rather not drag other people into unnecessary trouble.
you are no exception to this rule he placed upon himself. or at least, you should be.
but he can't help being drawn to your sunny smile, undeterred despite his intimidating appearance. he can't help but relax his shoulders when you greet him “welcome!” in a warm, gentle voice. he can't help but ask you how your day went, listen to your complaints, and chuckle fondly when you say something particularly funny.
and he can't help but notice how your sunny smile has diminished the past few weeks, weighed down by late nights and endless work juggling several part-time jobs to get by and pay the debt your father left behind.
so when he overhears you saying you want to try having a sugar daddy, he moves against his better judgment.
it's not hard to track you down in a shady site. even easier to lure you with an enticing price, better than any old, rich fool can offer.
and really, sylus doesn't plan on doing anything to you. this is somewhat like a donation, he convinces himself. that's all there is to it. he's not being possessive.
he pays you for your time. feels amused seeing you sit beside him with an almost visible question mark on your face, not knowing what to do. sure, you have a general idea what sugar babies do, but it was probably not simply watching an old romance movie while snacking on finger foods.
you think it must be some sort of foreplay, but he drives you home. the next time he calls you over, you eat together in a who-knows-how-many-stars restaurant in a tall skyscraper overlooking the city, which ends in a similar fashion. in the next, he takes you shopping and fills your closet with luxury brands, yet again ending the day with a drive to your shabby apartment.
and it's nice. it's really nice. to the point it's too good to be true. from the very beginning when you learned your client wasn't going to be an old geezer, you already thought you lucked out. but with sylus practically treating you as his girlfriend, leaving nothing to be desired, things couldn't be better. you can't even consider the possibility of being sylus's side chick that he's cheating with because there's nothing for him to gain from this arrangement. if you really think about it, sylus is basically throwing you all his money.
you think you can leave things like this. after all, you have nothing to complain about.
but on one of your gigs taking up a friend's waitress shift at a fancy restaurant, you see sylus with a woman.
they're both well-dressed. sylus always is, but now even more so with his styled hair and clean, crisp suit. the woman looks gorgeous in her champagne dress, all smooth silk and beautiful curves. the men around her can't help but stare.
he leads her to a table. pulls out her chair for her. smirks at her as they exchange friendly banter, looking like the picture-perfect couple.
a cold settles deep in your chest, even if you have no right to feel bad. you don't have the right to feel upset because it isn't like you're bound by any serious relationship.
but for the rest of the night, you try to avoid their table. you hope he hasn't taken notice of you, but that's probably wishful thinking considering you've felt an intense gaze on your back all this while.
eventually, they leave, and so do you. as you walk home, you try to dissect why you felt so awful. is it because he might cut you off now that he's interested in another woman? it must be. once he breaks off whatever you have, you're going to have a hard time finding someone else to mooch off of. you'll be back to the same old dreary lifestyle; the magic has worn off, and cinderella has to be miserable again.
but it isn't just that, even if it should be. you shouldn't feel so shitty seeing him with another girl if you only saw him as a client. somewhere along the line, you've started appreciating his quiet smiles, his teasing smirk, his kind gaze. there's something soft about his innocent touches, tucking your hair behind your ear or his thumb wiping away cake frosting on your cheek.
and you hate the idea of him doing all of that to that woman he was with.
“you should pay more attention to your surroundings, sweetheart.”
sylus interrupts your thoughts. you turn to look at the street beside you where you find sylus leaning against his car. waiting.
you hesitate only for a moment. you get in, and he drives you home. the silence is unsettlingly tense, so different from the comfortable quiet you've grown used to in your past drives.
eventually, you bring yourself to speak. “let's go to your house.”
sylus says, “i haven't asked for your services tonight.” it's soft, teasing, and most importantly, it's not a no.
the familiar manor comes into view, grand and imposing as always. he opens the car door for you. asks to carry your bag. unlocks the front door.
he drops it when you push him down the plush sofa, catching him by surprise. you've never quite seen him as stunned as he is now, stock still as you press your mouth against his. clumsy. unsure. yet eager. his fingers tangle in your hair, unmoving for just a moment, but soon he manages to tear himself away.
“i didn't ask for you to do this.”
he hasn't. he probably never intended to do this sort of thing in the first place.
but it isn't like he doesn't want to. his voice is strained. he's still holding you, as if afraid you'll pull away once you realize this is a bad idea. he's staring at you like you're the only thing that matters.
and you realize that you enjoy this attention. you like having his hands around you. you like him doting on you. you like him looking at you.
you don't want him to look at anyone else.
and, you come to realize, you want this just as much as he does.
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there's a sense of clumsiness when you wrap your hands around his cock, hesitant and unpracticed. you seem as if you've never done this before. sylus should not be as thrilled as he feels at this discovery.
perhaps he should be a little turned off. but his dick feels the hardest it's ever been when you start giving kitten licks to his tip, innocently looking up at him through your lashes like you're asking for praise.
he murmurs filth under his breath when your lips close around his head, sucking at a spot that makes him shudder. he forces his hips to stay absolutely still even if he wants to destroy your throat. he can't afford to scare you away now. not when you're finally within his reach.
yet sylus can't help but run his hand through your hair, pulling you closer. making you take him in deeper. guiding your head as you bob up and down. you're gurgling around his cock, spit dripping from your mouth, tears in the corner of your eyes. so obviously struggling but still sucking more of him in, eager to please. you choke when his cock hits the back of your throat, and still, you hollow your cheeks, licking everywhere you could.
and that does it for him, making him finish much, much quicker than he means to. his cum fills your mouth, warm thick streams that overflow from your lips. he doesn't expect you to swallow, ready to catch with his palm, but you gulp it all down like a good girl.
sylus's chest fills with deep satisfaction. he tells you well-deserved praise as he showers your face with pecks, capturing your lips in a kiss that tastes bitter but oh so nauseatingly sweet.
he wants to reward you for being a good girl, you he pulls you to the edge of the mattress, pressing down on your thighs as he digs in. the first lick on your pretty pussy makes you yelp, legs kicking out in surprise. he gives your thighs a warning squeeze, and by the second, you're obediently staying as still as you can, whimpering to your palm.
you taste as sweet as you look, and sylus hums contently as he licks up all your slick and it never runs out. you moan so nicely for him when he laps at your clit, continuously flicking his tongue at the small bud, and you all but scream when he sucks it hard, tangling your fingers in his hair and jerking up your hips.
he doesn't complain when you ride his face, staring intently at your expression twisted in pleasure. your mouth is shaped around an ‘o’, eyes rolling back as he dares to slip his tongue inside your hole. he rubs your engorged clit with a rough thumb, fucking in and out your pussy with his tongue, groaning amidst the lewd symphony of squelches.
he hasn't planned on touching you, no. but he's thought of it countless times on nights he felt especially lonely after you left. imagined you on his lap, fondling your soft chest, playing with your cute pussy. he wondered what spots made you feel good, where you'd be sensitive. what faces you'd make when he touched them.
sylus doesn't have to wonder anymore, committing the sinful sight to memory. you've always been cute, but he thinks you're even more adorable now, squirming as he gently eases a finger inside you. you're wet enough to fit two, but it's still quite tight; it might take a while before you can take him in. he presses a reassuring kiss on your inner thigh when he finds your g-spot, telling you to stay still and be good.
so sylus spends a bit of time between your legs, adding more fingers as he laps away at your clit. at your first orgasm, he fucks you through it, not stopping his hand until the spray of cum has ceased. by the second, you've drenched his sheets and his arm, but by the way you're moaning his name almost incoherently, you don't want him to stop.
on the verge of a third, a fourth finger teasing at your entrance, you're begging him to fuck you. sylus has felt close to bursting for a while, so he doesn't complain. he rubs his cock between your wet folds, tapping at your clit with the head. slicking his cock with your juices as he marvels at how tiny you seem under him, the length of him intimidatingly massive laying on your stomach.
when he pops the tip of his cock inside, you clench around him immediately, warm and so goddamn tight. he can't slide it in one, smooth thrust; he fucks it inside bit by bit, observing your face for any signs of pain, but all he sees is a dazed, drooling slut, crying out his name and for him to put it all inside her. he shushes you, reasoning he has to be slow, but he's very well on the edge of his patience.
when his cock is halfway in, you turn into a shuddering, sobbing mess. his tip has poked somewhere sensitive, and when he grinds against it, you squirt hard, spraying cum on his abs. he laughs in disbelief, meanly rubbing tight circles on your clit to make your orgasm last longer.
once sylus has finally bottomed out, he whispers endless compliments to your ear, hands roaming around your skin. he can't stop his hips from thrusting, tirelessly fucking in and out of your soaked cunt with vigor he hasn't had in years. sylus doesn't consider himself the vocal type, but now he can't shut up about how pretty you are, how good and sweet you are for him. how nice and tight your cute pussy feels, how you're made to take in his huge cock.
he uses you the way he imagines in his dirty fantasies, like a whore he pays to bed. yet at the same time, you're his precious little princess, the one person he shouldn't hurt. the one person he should treat with utmost care. the one person that should stay untainted by the filthy world.
but you're moaning so loud, enjoying being his little slut. you want to be fucked hard and fast, fingerprints on your hips and waist. you want to be bred full of his cum and do it all over again. you want to be his.
so sylus takes you in all the ways he knows how. on your back. on your knees. on his lap. he lets you ride him, fucking up into your cunt when you get tired. he takes you against the wide, clear window panes, uncaring if someone might have seen. he fucks you while standing, holding up all of your weight, making you watch yourself on the mirror as he thrusts inside. he never once pulls out when he cums, your pussy crammed with his hot, milky loads.
you make a mess everywhere, but you don't have time to worry about it. you don't even worry about the chances of getting pregnant, being pumped full of sylus's cum. even if you did end up pregnant, sylus keeps going on and on about wanting you to be his pretty wife, that he won't let you want for nothing, that he'll provide for your every need if you'll just stay with him.
and in the face of his love, bordering on desperate obsession, you don't even know why you were ever worried about him falling for anyone else.
from the moment he laid eyes on you, he couldn't look away.
#sylus really fits the ideal older bf fantasy idk#i blacked out and when i came to this fic was born#i wrote this in one day its so. wow#for those who r curious about the girl he's with she's just a business partner#they're on an undercover mission spying on the other men dining at the restaurant#she notices sylus is distracted by a waitress and thinks it's amusing to see someone as old as him falling in love for the first time#so yeah sylus clears that up when you've both showered and tucked in bed together :) sylus gives the best aftercare me thinks#love and deepspace#lads#lads x reader#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace x reader smut#love and deepspace smut#sylus x you#sylus x reader#sylus smut#lads smut#lads x reader smut
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cost and benefit
#Fun fact 99% of my comics aren't planned out beforehand so i just go with the vibes#this was originally going to be something like him finding anyas file or seeing thorn princess but that felt a little cliched to me#with some sort of line like 'is the cost worth it?' or 'when did the cost start outweighing the benefit?'#but i dont think i explore repressed twilight as he is in canon a lot#his mind is seriously a maze#we see him gaslight himself so often#thats why softer fanon representation to me doesnt exactly feel in character unless its like post reveal#he's still deep in his own burrow#Anyways!!!!!! ive ranted enough. i did this in two days when i have a million other time intensive things to do instead. decisions!#also nobody look at bond too closely. i still cant draw animals#my art#spy x family#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#anya forger
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for @emotrainz
He has a smoothie, isn't that obvious?
#the owl house#toh#this one kind of got away from me tbh so it turned into a meme somehow#hunter toh#luz noceda#amity blight#also i just wanted to sketch a bunch of palismen with Hunter bc its probably one of my favorite things to draw#meme redraw#they all flock to him#comic#the owl house fanart#fanart#doodle#sketch#thanks for the suggestion! :)#NRart
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