#Incapabilities of the Devil
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#devil’s minion#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#daniel molly#daniel x armand#ah yes the sleep of an infant! tabula rasa! totally normal not at all ominous thing to say to these two men you've severely mindfucked#insane#also as a 90s vampire kid i am constitutionally incapable of hearing the words 'tabula rasa' without immediately jumping to buffy#in the btvs s6 episode 'tabula rasa' willow uses her supercharged psychic witchy powers to make her girlfriend forget they're fighting#she's terrified tara will leave her so she makes her blissfully unaware of their recent relationship turmoil#hmm doesn't sound relevant at all#definitely doesn't sound like anyone we know who preserves any semblance of domestic happiness at the cost of their partners' agency#siri play under your spell/standing reprise#anyway obviously tabula rasa is much broader concept than mind controlling your queer lover in vampire media lmao#but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a nod. i think it's a fun little connection to a work clearly inspired by the vampire chronicles#and it wouldn't be the only show detail referencing works directly inspired by/referencing tvc#see the copy of a book called 'the savage garden' in daniel's ny apartment in episode one#my edits
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Spock you’re gonna give the Horta a complex
#‘I am incapable of loving you’ followed by ‘I am more a father figure’ is WILD SPOCK WHAT THE FUCK#spock what the heck you can’t tell your children that#star trek tos#star trek novels#spock#star trek devil’s bargain#tony daniel
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sketch dump part 2!!!?! (august-october)
#check out that angel devil comparison i started and then never finished.#i bet if i had finished it it wouldve had some pretty badass lighting#just imagine its got cool lighting#also i am physically incapable of drawing vent art because i just forget how to draw jfjfjghfjjfj#so those snails are the closest thing to vent art i have#vent snails!!
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"Friends in High Places" - My contribution to "The Devil You Know", the Murderdock zine some very cool kids put together last year.
This was a story I've wanted to tell for AGES, although I was never sure if a comic or fic was the right way to go about it, but the zine presented me with the chance to do something special and I had a lot of fun doing it. Every piece of art is a learning experience and this was no different.
If you want to see this in print (along with all of the amazing work by the talented artists and writers who worked so hard to put the zine together) you can learn more about the zine >>HERE<<
#murderdock#DA nelson#earth-65#my art#matt murdock#foggy nelson#the devil you know zine#marvel zines#charity zines#id in alt text#i am incapable of posting at normal human hours sorry
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haha i haven't used this account in so long. doodle dump time. mostly Dante Devilmaycry cause he's been on my mind. hugs and kisses.
#dante dmc#dante devil may cry#devil may cry#leon s kennedy#he shows up like once.#and it's only to put him right next to dante#sorry leon fans seeing this#vergil dmc#vergil devil may cry#mullet vergil is actually. the only way i can tolerate him.#hate that guy!!#alfred hunter of vilebloods#bloodborne alfred#he's literally my muse#there are postits w alfred on them all over my work you cannot escape him.#art#doodle dump.#fanart#my art#pls normalize posting unfinished or unpolished work because i'm incapable of finishing a god damn thing
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I love showtime! (makes the most platonic portrayal of the ship ever)
#the amazing digital circus#amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#caine#tadc showtime#showtime ship#I mean. it's probably Caine x Pomni???#I like the platonic version of the ship but if you guys wanna tag it as romantic go ahead I'm physically incapable of stopping you#I just think the dynamic is fun and funny and interesting#proper proportions are for the weak and are a symbol of the devil /j#hyper drew this
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so we all agree that kishibe gave birth to yoshida right? assuming yoshida’s around denji’s age that would place kishibe in his thirties when he was born, which is completely feasible. the only thing that really hurts this theory for me is that i can’t really fathom Kishibe managing to go nine months without drinking, nor can i imagine him spending nine months pregnant at all. he’d be basically out of commission by the end and i don’t see public safety offering parental leave to someone so integral to the operation
#tbh im not sure how much i buy the theory at all and im too early in to care about yoshida much its more just an observation#like that’s kishibe’s face card 100% it’s like the other person didn’t try lol#also on a more serious note i think pregnancy would freak him the fuck out to the point he doesn’t even joke about it in bed#(which knowing him means its pretty serious cause i imagine him being down for most things as long as his partner’s doing the heavy lifting#(and by heavy lifting i mostly mean dragging his freakish limbs around while he grumbles drunkenly)#but yeah i think it’s like a parasite complex to him almost like. jesus christ there is a thing inside of me feeding off of my life force#it is EATING me get it out NOW. like he can’t remove it from his own worldview and experience regarding devils and especially fiends#also i think that he’d think he’d make an awful dad. probably generational (he has the vibe of someone who was beaten as a child lol)#but i think he sees himself as fundamentally dangerous and unlovable and incapable of love#which we know is straight up not true. i think if you have him a baby just to hold he would be kind of uncomfortable but mostly just conten#wrestling with latent paternal instincts. give it a finger to play with. i think it’d make him happy and that would terrify him#csm
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It is so strange that in an average situation if someone said "I'm queer and in a relationship with this person" we would be assholes for not believing them, but due to the wrestling-like, kafabe, performance of self that comes with being a bl actor there's always going to be a little bit of doubt in the corner of our minds
#i mean#it is not unheard of for mutually beneficial arrangements to be made between public figures#(i did mention that once . in a purlet theoretical devils advocate type way to a group of zonzons though and ive never had to block so many#people at once.#they literally told me i was cold and bitter and incapable of love
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Big apologies to anyone that followed me for Witcher/Amazing Devil content. Unfortunately Good Omens is the only thing I’m capable of thinking about at the moment. Give me like a week and I’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming lmao
#mine#the witcher#the amazing devil#good omens#Neil Gaiman personally punched me in the face#and now I’m incapable of talking about anything else
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Hey so a while ago I mentioned I had a new fursona called Samael; well here he is!
This sounds crazy but he actually came to me in a dream (feel free to skip the dream summary lmao) (no really, it was one of those really vivid lucid ones, and there was a secret dragon society in a pseudo medieval world, and dragons could shapeshift into humans (through some kind of convoluted ritual) and there were dragon hunters (just reskinned witch hunts to be honest), and though they were called dragons, most of them were wyverns (basically rathalos and rathian), but I was a super special cool one that I remember thinking of as like destruction wyvern rathalos (mainly colour scheme) and malzeno (4 legs and the vampire beak thing), i was in the dream and was a chosen one type thing called a Vampyre (look i might just be edgy and cringe), (and no one had noticed up until then? Even though my parents were raths and I was a 4 legged elder dragon thing?). It wasn’t fully medieval because later on in the dream I got my hands on a boltgun (based on faint memories of the yellow one in dr who (42?, look up dr who boltgun and you’ll see what I mean)) . When I woke up it wrote out a full summary of what I dreamed and it’s really long, I might have to try and make a coherent setting/lore out of it, and I drew out my first design for Samael. (Might post that sometime too)
I really want to make fursuit parts but I’m trying to save money at the moment, I keep telling myself I can do stuff like that after my exams lol.
#feel free to roast my terrible sword designs#the first times I tried drawing weapons was when I really loved drawing tzaangor#and now I am incapable of drawing swords without weird flame shapes lol#also that terrible hand anatomy - eek!#can you tell I had watched the music video for Stand And Deliver shortly before I did the original sketch#he hasn’t really got a personality yet except ‘cool’#he’s a bit of an action hero#my notion of cool seems to be stuck in the 90s#(well late 90s early 2000s)#Dante from the original devil may cry and Neo from the matrix are big inspirations I think#I don’t dream too often but when you get assigned to be a cool dragon dude in your sleep you gotta listen#fursona#scaly art#scaly#dragon#dragon furry#tw: blood#tw: mild gore#(just to be safe)
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this isnt rgg related in the slightest i just need to share the fact im utterly baffled someone posted the entirety of Postman Blues onto youtube. seven hours ago.
#not rgg#it rgg related cause of ttm yadayada we get it#snap chats#SOORRRYYYYYY I WAS GETTING MY FAV TTM CAP TO SHARE WITH MY PRIVATE TWITTER#i usually reserve all of my ttm and nakai posting on there so im not annoying here... as much... lol ...#BUT YEAH NO I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD FIND THE MOVIE IN HIGHER RES AND I DID??#JUST. JUST CHILLI ON YT. SEVEN HOURS AGO#who the fuck is posting a movie from 1997 in 1080p in 2023 <- 'girl what were you doing at the devils sacrament' moment#ok bye i have to get ready for class ig#will prob just work o my fic/s the whole time since note taking takes like three seconds <3#im physically incapable of drawing outside of comms rn and even those ive been doin em all day#this is my qualification of a break. ttm posting LET ME LIVE
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Doing two volunteer shifts per week in the set shop at school is wonderful but unfortunately I now want to give up everything and succumb to the eternal draw of the theater :/
#one unfortunate thing about me is that I love theater so so much and I always have#and I have neither creative ability nor the stomach for unreliable work so it has never really been on the table as a profession#but there is always a devil on my shoulder telling me that maybe I could make it work#also the TD likes me and is incapable of remembering other careers exist and keeps giving me advice for my nonexistent future theater career
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I don’t understand the urge to play a really special guy in dnd I’m incapable of playing really special guys
Rarth is like some really special guy but I can’t do it I don’t know how. their greatest joy in life is like instant coffee and packaged biscuits they’re just some dude they’re unemployed
Like there’s a reason why I can’t play Aubergine in a real campaign with people anymore there’s too much going on with him
#mags babs#I love u Rarth#sorry to Rarth’s parents and weird devil great to the nth grandma they’re just some guy#incapable of ur evil destiny sorry they’re gonna go loiter in a cafe and read a scrappy second hand book and live off their husbands income#ensis is also some special dude but instead of making him special im like anyways im gonna make the city he’s from so special and he’s likw#some fucking dude I guess
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woohoo spiraling out of control right now (what else is new really I've been fucked up and spiraling for weeks now) and trying to figure out reasons not to delete my tumblr and discord and myself along the way
but you know. talking about myself on my blog automatically means I'm attention seeking and fishing for pity right? should just shut up and stick to the news eh, it's all I'm good for :D
anyway if you need me I'll be in the corner reliving the past, coming to terms with reality, and trying to convince myself I'm not the problem despite every indication to the contrary ✌︎︎
#sterechats :)#09:58 pm - this is a bad idea but scheduling it anyway#what's the worst that can happen really? everyone leaves again? nobody talks to me again?#probably gonna delete this in the morning so. meh. not like it matters not like I matter :D#10:29 pm - wow it feels like my head is on fire#like my brain is actually burning and I can't do a damn thing about it#I should be happy right now! the devils are winning! my favorite guys are scoring!#but no! I'm barely keeping it together around my family and praying I don't wake up tomorrow <3#11:00 pm - I need to get out of here#I need to get out of here out of here out of here I can't stay here any more this is killing me#everyone hates me and I need to chew my arms open maybe then everything will make sense#why am I even writing these tags what does it matter#I was so much more in control of myself when I was sh-ing#maybe I should get back to that maybe it'll help I don't know anymore#I just want my friends back but they hate me hahahaha#11:24 pm - wonder how many people are gonna block me after this one#how many people will finally be fed up and leave for good#everyone leaves and I should be used to this by now#here's a truck stop instead of saint peter's (yeah yeah yeah yeah)#11:41 pm - it's friday afternoon/there goes antigone to be buried alive#in the next world I want to be something useful/like a staple gun/or in love#I would fall off a cliff for you/a thousand times and call it a good day#maybe I'm just incapable of being human! maybe that's it!#maybe I'm not even human at all... but something worse instead...#1:22 am - moving the posting of this back from 3 to 6 am#not that that matters and not that I matter but I don't think I'll sleep#and I don't want this to post when I'm awake#I know I'm just going to get unfollowed and blocked and left behind as always#because happiness and good things and friendships just aren't things I get to have really#I just wish people would stop lying and telling me they're different and they'll stay when they're not different and won't stay
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You won’t.
BUT I WILL-
(I have so thoroughly expunged the feeling of shame from my psyche as to be invincible, fuck you shiney)
SO. ONCE UPON A TIME. I was on a FaceTime call with Shiney, and I was making chocolate pudding bc I was meal prepping for work and if I make pudding in advance I get pudding that’s literally just eggs and stevia and it’s tons of protein and very fun. And part of this process is getting the very thick chocolate pudding out of the bullet blender. so I, being alone in my own goddamn home at the time, scoop it out with my (clean) fingers and then begin to lick the excess off.
Chat. When I tell you she went PURPLE. She started SHAKING. I was confused for maybe a solid minute before figuring out that Shiney was once again being Allo in my direction and I decided to take it and run with it. Now I’m not allowed to food prep in her direction on FaceTime because I cannot be trusted.
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
#Mercuryduo#Listen ace gang#Find an allo friend who is comfortable with your aceness and go to town#Waaaa that’s a risk it’s scary bc what if they end up falling in love with you- shhhh that is the devil#Fucking seduce your friends#You have the advantage. You are incapable of being flustered#You have the power#theyre into hand stuff? Amazing news: you aren’t and this is a weapon that can be used against them#Lick their palm. Watch their pupils dilate like 3x as they try desperately to pretend they’re normal#It’s the exact sensation of walking into a room and realizing you are significantly taller and stronger than the people in said room#And they Know it#it’s the sensation of walking into your living room full of college boys with a full fucking broadsword and watching them take a step back#Mess with your friends. Be worse. Cause problems. Become ungovernable. Fuck with social norms. Unlearn shame#As long as you follow sensible relationship rules ie ask if they’re comfortable beforehand and stop if they ask then there are no rules#We are unstoppable gang#There is no power quite like the knowledge that you can seduce someone else#But THEY cannot seduce YOU.#truly scrumptious
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Tying a third person up in our red string of fate, shibari style
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