#Jaune 1/2

[novankenn]

Jaune 1/2

Jaune Arc for the last ten years has suffered what he considers the worst of curses ever. Even with his mother's assistance he has failed to find a "cure" so he seeks and audience with Headmaster Ozpin. It is rumoured that the eccentric man, knows more than any man should, about strange occurrences. He is Jaune's last hope...

But there are complications... the young woman he he has a betrothal contract with is also at Beacon... Pyrrha Nikos.

Neither of the young adults agree with the contract... but when Jaune's secrets if revealed... things end up even more complicated.

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Can the pair co-exist? Can they face their shared challenge while also navigating emotions and their personal issues?

==\ Episode List /== Volume 1 - (1) - (2) - (3) - (4) - (5) - - (6) - (7) - (8) - (9) - (10) - - (11) - (12) - (13) - (14) - (15) -

Volume 2 - (1) - (2) - (3) - (4) - (5) - - (6) - (7) - (8) - (9) - (10) -

[no-tengo-ojos]

John Doe? More jaundice!! he is yellow.

[theredheadedace]

Rwby at Jusenkyo prt 2

Sequel to part 1

Yang: So it must be weird that you turn into wolf every time you touch cold water

Ruby: Nah, there are advantages to it

Later

Jaune: (rubbing a giant wolfs belly) Who a good girl

Penny: (petting her head) Friend Ruby, that’s who

Wolf!Ruby: Woof (best curse ever)

[redeemed-wren]

Every single character I have ever obsessed over falls into one of four categories:

Kid with no one in his corner who's used to looking after himself realises that (often despite his best efforts) people actually care about him and he has a support system.

Older brother type vibes who is the comic relief and painted as dumb or clueless but actually has deep insecurities and is so so smart in other ways and has a fiercely protective streak.

Young (though not always) woman who has been through a rough time and has Trauma but is still strong and refuses to let her past define her and makes an effort to be kind. (this character tends to become part of my soul)

Loser man become dad.

Also bonus points to trope voted Most Relatable but is never my favourite character:

5. Kid who has had a reasonably trauma-less life compared to friends and feels a bit like a sidekick and maybe doesn't consider their problems worthy when their friends have been through so much more

[whatastrangewriter]

"Just weapons? they're an extension of ourselves!"

oh. my. word. imagine this:

Jaune finds crescent rose, and he finds it breaking. the blade dull and fracturing, the gun system jammed, the handle worn out and breaking apart.

he picks up the weapon carefully, and just so happens to angle it so that he is staring at the blade. a glint of light - and then ruby is there, a child of 15 again, smiling at him like there is nothing wrong with the world.

he blinks, shifts his grip a bit. the blade shatters, jagged pieces of metal falling to the ground at his feet. he kneels, grabs a piece, holds it up.

and he sees the leader he has come to know. he sees his friend, and she is broken.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Cougar!Jaune: Hey! Bird! Quit pecking my friends' eyes!

Cardin-al: Or else what?

Cougar!Jaune: (roars) Mreow!!!

Cardin-al: Bahahahahaha! What was that?!

Cougar!Jaune: ROAR!!!

Cardin-al: Ahhh! (flies away)

Cougar!Jaune: Whoa!

SnowLeopard!Weiss: Nice job, Pyrrha.

Lion!Pyrrha: Thank you, but let's just keep this to ourselves. Shall we?

Ocelot!Nora: Nice roar, Jaune!

CloudedLeopard!Ren: Sounds like you're finally coming into yourself.

Cougar!Jaune: Yeah. Yeah! I am! (puffs proudly)

@novankenn

[spooky-things-au]

Chapter 3 out of 6! Woo hoo! :D

Also, something sweet for this chapter, because El finally gets his official Skid nickname!

(Chapter is undercut)

Spooky Things

Season 1. Beginning

Episode 2. The Weirdo on Maple Street

Chapter 3. All you need

"Thank you for joining, Gary" John said, shaking hands with the man.

He just arrived to the searching team once more after visiting Jaune. First, to check if there something happened after he left... and other, to warn others he'd be leaving to check Jaune's father.

He was surprised that he ran into Gary, given how busy him and his wife were to provide for their family. But, he supposed, two more sets of eyes to help them.

"Hey, it's the least, I can do. Jaune and I are friends too." The man spoke up, frowning. "...not to mention how happy her son makes my Susie..."

"Right..." John said.

Neither of them spoke further. When they reached for other policemen, Gary walked ahead, officially joining the search party. John stood by his co-workers, who stood on top of the hill.

There were few trees, but they were in a clearing... it was some differece from the the forest picture, they gotten used to overnight. The party seemed to be bigger too, now that more people were out with them during the day. Some people even brought out their dogs today too. But the endless shouting of Ross' name still rang from all sides of him.

"Hey, you're back, Sherif" Sophie said, looking at him with a smile, her trusty shotgun in hand.

"Anything?" Connor ased with raised his glasses to face John.

"No." John sighed out. "Nothing, but a dead phone." 

"And Jaune?" Sophie asked once more.

"On edge of losing it..." John said.

"Well, she's always been a bit out of it, hm?" Connor said, smirking to the other man.

"Her kid's missing, Connor. Show a little respect." Jack lit up yet another cigarette, before taking a deep breath and looked between other three officers. "I leave Jack in charge, I need to check one place. Will be back in a few."

With a short farewell, John disappeared into his car. The rest of cops watched him drive off, as Jack watched them, before clapping his hands.

"Alright." He started. "Come on, let's go! We got a lot of ground to cover!"

Jack left to join the party. Sophie and Connor stayed on top of the hill for a bit more. Just before Sophie was able to go back to searching, Connor cleared his throat

"Shotgun, what do you think... Sheriff and her..." Connor started. "...they've screwed before, huh?"

Sophie looked back at Connor with unimpressed face. The 'Are you serious right now?' fron her seemed to be so loud, that anyone could hear it, even if she said nothing. They stared at one another for another second, before Sophie turned to the forest, screaming out a loud "Ross!" into the distance.

Connor stood there astonished for a second, throwing his heads, not understanding what he said wrong.

"Alright. On scale from 'Exorcist' to 'Leprechaun', how would you describe your fear intake..?"

Kevin and Ethan were at the local school, where Kevin dropped the kids off. He wasn't going to be needed for another few hours, so it could be a chance to fool around, maybe get to store to get a second flashlight, so him and his mother could both join the search party tonight. But in meanwhile, it could also be a chance to do some dumb internet tests with a friend.

"Nightmare on Elm Street"

The other man typed in the answer, before a small 'ding!' was heard from his device. When a new question loaded, Ethan laughed.

"Oooh, that's a good one!" He chuckled, getting attention from Kevin, who looked in with a curious smirk.

But before Eathan could read the question out, they heard a voice. "Hey, do you think I could go next?" They both heard a voice from behind, making them both jump.

Kevin turned around, frowning, but then slightly relaxed upon seeing the familiar blonde man behind them.

"Radford..." Kevin breathed out, catching onto his chest, as Ethan growled.

"Don't creep onto people like that, man!" The other man yelled.

Radford then looked between the two, before his smile faded.

"Oh... I scared you? Sorry, guys..." He sighed out, before smile returned to his face. "Now, why I came looking for you..." He pulled out a brochure. "My boss called me to get something in nearby the next town, should take until tomorrow to get back..." He said. "Rick was supposed to join me, but he dropped out. So..." He then looked at Kevin. "So are you in?"

The other two shared a look.

"In for what?" Kevin asked. "A road trip or something?"

"Well, not my idea..." Radford chuckled, as two other people came out.

"Leon?" Ethan's eyes widened when he saw the two. "Liv?"

"There two dorks talked me into this..." Radford laughed lightly. "It'll be like a low key party." He said, before putting hand around Kevin's shoulders. "So, what do you say? A small trip to unwind from recent events. We'll stay in a good place, with a pool, there's free ice and then, before going back home, we'll get breakfast at best diner in the world!"

Kevin laughed softly at how Radford painted it. He knew it wouldn't be so amazing, and yet... this trip could be fun! He looked back at Ethan, who was still scowling at the sight, but turned away when he saw Kevin watching.

Kevin's uplifted mood seemed to fade upon seeing his friend like this.

"Um-" He started, but Liv stopped him first.

"Oh, look..." She whispered, showing across the street.

They all looked at two incoming people, a man of their age and a brunette man, probably ten years older than themselves. They both were holding a pack of papers each. They all knew the younger man, but Kevin and Radford recognized the older one quicker than the rest. Aaron Lynn, father of the missing Ross kid.

The younger man, walked inside the school, before leaving few minutes later. Aaron, meanwhile, was sticking the paper sheet to a lamp post outside. They knew what those were. The missing posters.

"God, that's depressing..." Liv whispered, watching the two. "This is why I don't want kids. Little shits just ruin everything."

"How much you want to bet he killed him and now just pretends to save a face?" Leon asked, smirking, but got a hit from Radford.

"Shut up!" The blonde frowned. "That's my brother's friend you're talking about."

Meanwhile, Kevin went to approach the two, waving slightly.

"Hey..." He said softly. "Mr. Lynn... I just... I wanted to say..." Kevin sighed out. "I'm sorry about everything. Everyone's thinking about your family..."

Aaron looked up, not saying a word, nodding, muttering something that sounded like a quiet "Thank you". He then looked away, leaving without saying a word. Kevin was left with the younger man. Their eyes met again. They met before.

The man's name was Streber, he remembered. Ethan and him worked on the Haunted House attraction this year. They met a few times in past and he seemed to be like a nice guy. Streber always seemed to be optimistic and passionate about things... but now, he was silent, looking at the poster in his hand.

Kevin sighed, before offeting him a smile.

"Yeah, I know him..." He said softly, before looking up. "I'm sure he's fine... He's a smart kid."

Streber looked between the photo on paper and Kevin, before smiling lightly.

"I hope so..." He said. "Well, I think I'll go now... these aren't going to hang themselves!" He chuckled lightly.

Kevin nodded. "Yeah... Good luck."

"Thanks..."

And so, the two separated.

Chatter rang through the halls of school, as Susie looked over all over the space and all the kids around them. Not to find her next class, she was sharing this one with Robert... but she was trying to spot her brother. But still, Will was nowhere to be seen.

"This is weird..." She said, sitting on her desk, next to Robert. "He's never away from me on breaks..."

"You sure he came in this morning?" Thr blonde asked.

"Yes!" Susie looked at him. "He was sitting in the car with me! I saw him walking in!" She then looked away, frowning. "At least, I think I saw him walking in..." She then thought of something. "God, what if Dad found out about the kid!?"

"Wait, your plan didn't work!?" Robert asked, his eyes widened.

"He... he said he wanted it to be done when we weren't there..." Susie looked at Robert, her eyes widening. "You think our parents figured it out he slept in that fort in Will's room?"

"I don't know..." Robert whispered. "God, if your parents learn what we did..."

"No." Susie shook her head. "Will might be a lot of things, but he's not one to rat others out, if anything, I'd say he took it upon himself..." She sighed. "But either way... after school, the freak will be back in the looney bin... and we can focus on what really matters..."

She looked up, sharing the look of determination with Robert.

"Finding Ross." He whispered.

El was still sitting in the fort, fidgeting with pair of cookies Will left him. One was shaped like a weird head, he had seen in some books back at The House... and other was the same as the toy, Will let him borrow.

When he heard noise from outside... and then a sound of something falling on the ground. El felt fear raising in him when it turned to footsteps... to the fort, he was sitting in...

But then the protecting cloth was pulled over to reveal Will on the other side.

"Hey, I'm back!" Will smiled. "Sorry, it took longer than expected... needed to make sure Mom wouldn't see me..." he then sat next to El. "You still haven't finished the cookies?"

El looked away, before pointing to the toy and the orange cookie.

"Ooo!" Will smiled. "You liked Jack?" He asked, making El raise an eyebrow. "Jack-o-lantern? The pumpkin?"

El tilted his head once more, looking at the toy. Will frowned lightly.

"You... know about Halloween?" He asked.

El looked at him, before frowning. "'Halloween'?" He asked softly, as if trying to repeat the word.

Will's eyes widened. "You... don't know?"

El shook his head. "What is... 'Halloween?" He asked quietly.

Will laughed lightly, sitting next to El. "Oh, where do I even begin..? It's the best day of the entire year! It's when you dress up in all the spooky stuff, do scary things, like watching scary movies, play trick-or-treat, get candy and... all other stuff!" Will jumped, throwing his hands up. "We love Halloween in this town! Actually, the whole month of October is time we celebrate Halloween! Or rather, as we call it, the Spooky Month! We even have the special dance for it! Wait! Let me show you!"

Will then got out of the fort, standing infront of El, as he took a breath, letting out a small giggle. Next second, he shouted a loud "It is the Spooky Month!". El's eyes widened at the scream, but next moment, Will started to slightly crouching and standing up over and over, as if he was jumping, while also making swinging his hands left and right every time. While doing that, he was smiling widely, that couldn't make El not to smile.

The other boy let out a giggle, climbing out of the fort, to join Will into the silly dancing. As simple as it was... it looked like fun! And, to be fair... it was! The two kids then fell down onto the floor in fit of giggles over the action.

"Come on!" Will eventually said, sitting up putting hand out for El to grab on. "I have so much stuff, I can show you!"

This time, El didn't hesitate. This 'Halloween' thing seemed to be fun! So far, everything, Will showed him, was fun and good!

The two kids grabbed hands, before Will dragged El out of his room, showing him onto the walls of his house. El did see them last night, but he didn't get a good look at them. On them, there were a man and woman, as well as Susie and, he guessed, Will! They were all dressed in different outfits on each of them.

Will then handed him one of them.

"It's our most recent ones!" He said.

Will was dressed in black with the orange thing on his head (Jack-o-lantern, Will called them?). Susie was dressed in red, even her face was that color! On her head where some weird pointy things (also red!). The man was also dressed in black, he had something like a mask on his face resembling a cat face, cat ears were also on his head. And the woman had her skin painted green and dressed in purple and black, a long pointy had on her head, she also had a stick in her hand.

El examined it, before looking over the woman, tilting his head. "Pretty..." He traced her with his finger.

"Yeah!" Will nodded. "That's my mom!" He smiled, pointing to the woman, before going to the man. "And that's my dad." He explained. "We had a themed outfits this year. Dad was a cat, Mom was a witch, Susie was a demon and I was a pumpkin!"

El's eyebrow raised.

"Pumpkin?" He asked. He called those differently previously...

"Yeah." Will nodded. "Pumpkins are one of symbols of Halloween, with fall being their time and how people carve them into all kinds of stuff! Most popular of them are Jack-o-lanterns, like one you're holding!"

'Oh' El thought 'That explained this...'

"And you know, it's more of a... coin-ci-dence..." He said slowly, trying to remember how the word spelt. "But you wear a skeleton onesie. It's second symbol of Halloween, along side pumpkins."

El looked at Will, before over himself, smiling lightly. It was funny.

"Honestly... with your shaved hair... you do kinda look like a skeleton..." Will thought of it, when an idea came into his head. "Maybe we can get your nickname from it? I mean... unless you do like El..."

The boy looked over at Will, before thinking over it. He was never called anything, but Eleven... so that could je weird... He did like that skeleton onesie... and Will... he was so... nice to him. Way nicer than anyone ever were to him... (well, expect for Vivana and Tom). He thought of it and nodded. He could go go for that "nickname" thing. Will smiled.

"Well... 'Skeleton'... I mean, Skel could be an idea... but it's kinda weird..." He thought. "Skeleton boy? A bit mouthful..." Will say down, starting to think it over. "Skeleton... kid?"

El sat next to Will, listening to his rumblings, trying to combine the words after Will spoke them. Skeleton, boy, kid. It was kind of tricky with how word was... El was mumbling to himself, separating words onto letters and syllables.

"S... boy... Sk... oy... " El continued to mumble to himself, Will stopped to listen to him, smiling, before something caught his ear.

"Wait, repeat that one again?" Will reached his hand over to El, who looked at him in small confusion... but then replied back.

"Sk... kid..." He said once more, confused.

"Yes! If you take 'S' or 'Sk' from skeleton, and then put it to 'kid'!" He said, his eyes wide just like his smile. "Skid."

El's eyes widened as well, before he looked down. Skid. This was short. Way shorter than Eleven... but something in it... felt nice. It felt better to say rather than Eleven. With a small smile, he decided he liked it.

"Skid..." The boy whispered softly, getting a smile from Will.

"Well, I think it'll be that for now!" Will said, putting a hand in similar way to what Tom did to him yesterday. "Nice to meet you, Skid."

Eleven... no. Skid smiled to the other boy reaching out to shake hands with him.

Aaron was sitting in his car, music blasting through the small space as he drove. He had lone since passed the "You're leaving Frightville" sign. Yes, he was driving out of town. To visit Oscar.

God, how long it's been since he last thought of that man? Honestly... too long. He hasn't thought of him since he knew him and Jaune were expecting. God, it's been quite awhile, huh..? He still could remember that day...

He was getting to know Lila. He thought  Jaune mentioned that her and Lila were friends since the two of were little kids... so he should get to know her better, if he was going to be with Jaune.

She was sitting next to him, listening to some music he had. No, there were no other intentions of other than getting to know her. He loved Jaune. He wasn't going to break her heart in going after her best friend.

Lila was a pretty young woman, sure, but she was more closed and Aaron respected it. He wasn't going to push her boundaries... and, who knows? Maybe they could be friends as well!

"You like it?" He asked, smiling to the girl, who looked up, nodding to him with a smile.

"Yeah, it's cool!" She smiled. "My father would constantly listen to these, when I was little... so that takes me back."

Aaron smiled at it. "I can give you a copy of these, if you want!"

"Really?" Lila looked at him, her eyes widened.

The man chuckled. "All the best stuff is here." He said, handing her a disk. "Aa you know... music can change one's life."

Lila smiled to him, but before she was able to take an offered disk, there was a knock on the door. The two looked at one another, before Aaron went to open... and next thing that Lila heard was him saying her best friend's name. The young woman stood up, deciding to go and check on them... only to find Jaune crying in Aaron's arms as he was asking her what happened.

"Jaune!?" Lila asked, walking to her, taking her hand. "Jaune, what's wrong? God, you're-"

"I'm sorry..." Thw blonde whispered. "I never meant this! I didn't mean it!" She said once more.

The two brought the hysterical woman in, sitting her on couch, while Lila kept hugging her. The music was turned off not to unsettle her further, while Aaron went to get some water for his girlfriend. The two then sat by each other's side, as Jaune started to calm down, but still didn't sat anything.

"Jaune, is it about your father?" Lila asked, noticing a bag on her back. "You need somewhere to stay? Is he going to hurt you? Because if he is, I am going to kick his ass! I'm sick of his ex-!"

"No, Lila... don't..." She whispered, her hands squeezing the bottle, Aaron gave her. "This is my fault this time... I messed up big time..."

"Jaune, don't talk like this..." Aaron spoke softly, still hands on her back. "Whatever that is you did, I'm sure it's nothing we can't-"

"Aaron, I'm pregnant."

Then, the room fell quiet, Lila and Aaron's eyes widened when they heard that. What?

"J... Jaune?" Lila covered her mouth.

"And it's Aaron's. I want to keep it..." 

Aaron looked at her, but breathed out. And yet, his eyes unintentionally went down to his girlfriend's stomach. God, there was a baby in there. A little life right inside Jaune...

"Alright..." Aaron breathed out. "And... Oscar found out?" He asked, his hands starting to wrap into fists. Jaune just nodded. "Does he have a problem with it?"

Jaune shook her head. "No. His problem isn't the fact I'm having a baby... but the fact Aaron is the father..."

Aaron and Lila shared a look, as Aaron thought over it. Sure, he wasn't sure about how he felt about the news, but... Jaune did say her mother's side of family had troubles with getting pregnant... that she thought could also pass onto her. So he could see why she wanted to keep the child. She was in a project, that payed well, so money didn't seem to be an issue.

Of course it would be her father's distaste of him that would make him against Jaune and her baby... but Aaron wasn't going to stand it.

"He's not coming, is he?" Lila asked softly to him, to which Jaune just shook her head.

No. This just wouldn't do. Learning of a pregnancy was meant to be a happy news for parents... not depressing.

"Jaune, look at me, sunflower..." Aaron said softly, putting his hand on her shoulders. "Come on. Has he ever done anything with you that you actually like?"

Jaune looked at him, frowning, before shrugging. "I... don't know..?"

"No..." Aaron spoke again. "From what I've heard of him, he hasn't. Now, just look at it, he kicked you out for something you couldn't help with. For something you want to have, right?" He asked softly, to which Jaune looked away, but then nodded.

Yes. She wanted to have that child... that little boy or girl that was growing inside her... she didn't want to lose them. Not when she could help it.

"That's right..." He smiled softly. "Now, don't ever let anyone tell you what you should do or not... Okay? Especially not people like him..."

Jaune looked at him, now smiling softly, nodding once more. She chuckled lightly, wiping away her tears.

"Now... you want to have this baby? You want to stay with me?" He said once more, getting a bright smile from his girlfriend, before she threw her arms around him.

"Yes... Definitely."

He hugged her back with a smile.

And nine seven months later, Ross was born.

He was so small when he just entered their lives that Aaron was scared to even touch him at first. And still, the day he first saw his son was the day Aaron a promise... that nothing would ever happen to Jaune or their child...

But not even know, with his son missing... he wasn't going back on this yet.

People were talking, walking around the store, when the door opened and another costumer walked in. A blonde woman walked through the aisles, looking around.

"Jaune?" Somebody called her from the back, as she turned around seeing one of employees looking at her. "Didn't expect to see you here today."

Jaune waved to the man, before looking around. "Yeah, I didn't expect going out to town either, but, well..." She looked around, sighing. "The storm last night, you see?" She covered her face, breathing into it. "I need a new phone..."

Through the reason why she didn't say... it wasn't just because they needed a home phone. Jaune had another plan. She was able to hear Ross' breathing through the phone, right? She guessed that, if it happened once, it could be done again. Just... not with a broken one... so she needed to get it.

A quick purchase later, Jaume stood outside of the store, calling her boss at work. She was in a quiet room, not many people passing by her at this point.

"Hello?" She said, when it was picked up. "Yes, good day, it's me, Jaune... yes, I know, Olivia stepped in for me today, but... it's not about the work, it's..." She took a deep breath, before continuing. "I need an advance..."

After a short pause, a smile came onto her face.

"Oh, really? Thank you..." She breathed out. "Yeah... um..." She mumbled lightly, holding onto her hand. "I was thinking... two weeks?"

There was another pause, before she frowned, holding onto her hand. "Terence. I've been there ten years, right? Have I ever called in sick or missed a shift once? I've worked on both, Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving. Multiple times."

Jaune felt tears coming onto her face once more.

"Please, I need to be here when my child comes home..." She breathed out. "He's gone. I don't know if I'm..." She could feel her voice breaking at this. "If I'm gonna ever see him again, if he's hurt..."

Jaune took another deep breath.

"Please, I just need two weeks in advance."

And it seemed to be enough, as she finally had a positive answer.

A man knocked on the door. But nobody replied. Then he knocked once more... and still nothing came. After quickly looking in the window, he nodded.

"We're all clear." He said, before few men in red robes came out.

One of them, was a tall man that was the only one, who didn't wear a hood and held his hand up, on which was a ring with big teal gem. It started to glow brighter upon going into the house.

After quick manipulations to open the door, Father and other cultists walked inside starting to look sound. Everyond held their medallions up.

Two cultists walked down into the basement, when the glow seemed to increase... and the closer they walked, the more it would glow. Whatever it was, it was down there...

Upon reading the bottom of the stairs, they started to search over the small space... which didn't take long before they came across a dim teal glow from the far wall... when the two came closer to the wall, they found something... as within the close proximity of medallions, the real reason of glow came out...

A tiny tendril came from a hole, trying to wriggle out it's prison.

"Extraordinary..." One of them breathed out.

@crossover-enthusiast @catsockpuppet @spookuzm @ferf-bish @sunny6677 @momentokori @nottapossum @nostalgic-soda

[kinaesthetiqueer]

i have breached 15k and yeah, I've found room for just a little bit of goofing. :')

[novankenn]

Jaune 1/2 (v1-1)

(A/N: I recently started watching Ranma 1/2 for no other reason that it's be recommended to me by some of my fans/readers on other Fanfic sites. It's cute... which inspired me to give Jaune the same treatment... seeing as I'm apparently femJaune! centric... so why not? 😁 Hope you enjoy!)

Steady rain, greeted him as he stepped off the bullhead, on to Beacon's grounds. He was instantly soaked, having ignored the weather report and not making sure he had an umbrella. So with slumped shoulders he slung his duffle bag over his shoulder and walked the good ten metres to the entrance of the prestigious school.

Glynda Goodwitch raised an eyebrow as the form of soaked to the bone young woman entered through the main doors. She was there to greet a young man names Jaune Arc and escort him to the Headmaster. She was not privy to why, and knowing Ozpin's more archaic traits... she didn't bother to press the matter.

Glynda: Can I help you... Ms?

????: I have a consultation with Headmaster Ozpin.

Glynda: I was not aware of such a... meeting.

????: Then why are you standing around in the foyer, like you're waiting for someone?

Glynda: Well for your information I am waiting for someone. (Looks at her tablet checking the time.) Who appears to be rudely late.

????: I'm not late.

Glynda: I'm sorry Ms, but you are not who I am to escort to the Headmaster. However if you give me your name, I can make inquiries as to when the Headmaster can see you.

????: (Sighing) Jaune Arc.

Glynda: Um... did you say Jaune Arc?

Jaune: Yes. I'm Jaune Arc.

Glynda leans down, and peers intently at the figure before her. At first glance there was a definite feminine look to the person before her... but the Combat Instructor knew such things could be... misleading. So before Jaune could react, she reached out and poked Jaune's chest.

Jaune stepped back crossing her arms over here chest, shooting the older woman and very... cross look.

Jaune: RUDE!

Glynda: (Flustered) I... um... huh? You... um...

Jaune: Yes I'm a girl, at least for right now.

Glynda: Uh... how?

Jaune: I really need to speak with Headmaster Ozpin. Can we go now?

Glynda: (Confused and feeling rather embarrassed over her recent actions.) My apologies. Please follow me.

Jaune: (Under her breath) You should be, pervert.

Glynda: Excuse me did you say something?

Jaune: Nothing.

Glynda gave the still soaked young woman a sideways glance, which told Jaune that the older woman had heard her comment. Shouldering her duffle bag Jaune again sighed and followed Glynda deeper in to the halls of Beacon.

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(A/N: So that's the start. I think I need a better title. Thanks for reading. I don't know what the main pairing will be... yet, so let's see how this develops. Thanks for reading.)

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Everytime i see how much RWBY has progressed I feel a single spark of curiosity and interest to watch the show again.

Then I remember that Jaune Arc is gonna take up screen time in 9/10 episodes and now that Pyrrha is dead, there is no hope that his presence could offer me a chance to see a character I actually care about get focused on. I'm not sitting through what is it now, 6 seasons of Jaune.

Love how they are basically in the same position and have the same expressions and you can just see how jacked 💪 Yang is

[theredheadedace]

Rwby Ranma 1/2 au (plus my weird ideas at the bottom)

So I had this bits of idea posing as an fanfic idea for a bit and here what is basically. Certain Rwby characters fell into one of the spring at some point. I had other ideas but that would be at the end because my mind doesn’t go from 0 to 60, it goes from 0 to teleports behind you.

Jaune fell into the spring of the drowned girl (obviously, and thought him turning into a faunus girl because his mother was a faunus), Ruby fell into wolf, Weiss into Fox, Neptune into cat, Adam into the spring of the drowned child (because edgelord line coming from a child with never not be funny), and Penny into either the spring of drowned girl or boy (I wanted to have a trans Pinocchio and I’ll stick to it).

Qrow and Raven are cursed to turn into a crow and raven but learned how to transform back and forth from Ozpin where he teaches Jaune, Ruby, and Weiss to do the same.

Also Cardin does not recognize Jaune’s female form and thinks it’s a different person while having a crush of Jaune’s female form. Almost Everyone figures out but him. I did think of having Yang be cursed to turn into a guy and Sun into a girl to give Blake Bi-panic, but it would have been too many cursed people. There was also Jaune and Blake being betrothed to make it kinda like Ranma and Akane, but decided against it.

Now into the weird part because my mind is weird. You don’t have to use this, this is just what I wanted to do if I write it. Jaunes is cursed to turn into a female faunus, but later learns his female form is the reincarnation of the faunus god with powers over change and reacts accordingly (screaming for an hour and doesn’t know how to use it, accidentally turning Torchwhich in a faunus at the end of vol 1 before he knew and permanently turning Adam into a child with no memories of what happened before he was 5 at the fall of beacon). Zwei is accidentally turned into a real boy. Mercury forms a poly with Penny and Ruby and swaps sides. Adam wants to use Jaune’s power to turn everyone into a faunus. Cinder is a Yandere. Pyrrha survives but losses a leg. And Every ship is either a crack or rarepairing, except Renora.

[arc-misadventures]

The Lady of Frozen Glades

Ren: Brrbrrbrrbrrbrr!

Ren: Why is it so freaking cold?!

Jaune: 1: We're in the mountains, it's always cold up here. 2: We're in the, Frozen Glades. By the name alone it should have been oblivious that it's going to be cold. 3: You are wearing thin robes more fit for summer weather, then the frozen mountains!

Ren: I thought I wouldn't need winter clothes... Achoo!

Jaune: Ren?! We're on a quest to slay an ice dragon. Of fucking course it's going to be cold!

Ren: I just didn't think it would be this cold!

Jaune: You idiot...

Ren: Come on, let's just finish this so we can go home...

Jaune: Okay, let's try this cave here.

Ren: What makes you think they're in this cave?

Jaune: The giant claw marks on the walls, and the floor.

Ren: ...

Ren: Oh...

~~~

Jaune: Okay... This is a big room...

Ren: This looks... Achoo! Ahh... Sniff! This looks like the place... But, where is it? Did we... Achoo! Did we miss it...

Jaune: I don't know, maybe we did. Well, we could set up a trap, and wait for it to come here.

Ren: Wait here... Achoo! I-I-In the cold...?!

Jaune: Well do you have a better...?

(Click, click, click, click, click...)

Jaune: Are those... Does that sound like high heels?

Ren: I think... Achoo! I think it is...

Jaune: Who would be wearing high heels in a mountain? Much less on a field of ice. That's cra... Oh... Ohhhh!

Ren: 'Ohhh?' Wha... Achoo! What's... Oh...

(Click, Click, Click...)

: Oh? More adventures? Are you here to kill me?

Jaune: That depends, are you the Ice Dragon of the Frozen Glades in human form?

: Yes, I am, Weiss the Elemental Frost Dragon of the Frozen Glades. And, are you more foolish adventurers who have come to slay me?

Jaune: Uhhh... No. No, we are not here to slay you.

Weiss: Really now?

Ren: What?! Achoo! The quest was to slay the ice dragon?

Jaune: 'Slay?' There's no, 'S' in the title... It says, 'Lay the Dragon.'

Ren: Bull...! Achoo! Bullshit! You just want to smash the dragon!

Jaune: Shoot me, I'm a Paladin...

Weiss: A paladin...

Ren: Of the Summer Maiden...

Weiss: A Paladin of the Summer Maiden~?

Jaune: No, I was just going to say I'm a paladin. We paladins have a love hate relationship with dragons. Half of us want to kill them, the other half want's to sleep with them.

Weiss: Sleep... w-with a dragon...?

Jaune: Hell, two of my sisters are half dragons! One's a flame dragon, and the other is earth dragon. And, like all dragons they all have their hordes of treasures!

Ren: They both... Achoo! They both have a treasure hold of gold? Achoo!

Jaune: No, my goblin sister is the one with the treasure horde. My sister who is the fire dragon has a treasure horde of mystical weapons, she's really into mystical weapons. She tried to steal my holy sword. Several times at that...

Jaune: My sister the earth dragon, has a horde of books! Lots, and lots of books!

Ren: How many?

Jaune: Ever heard of the, Library of Il'ithyca?

Ren: Yeah, it's the... Achoo! Achoo! Sniff... It's the words largest library...

Jaune: That's my sister's library.

Ren: What?!

Weiss: Oh! Your, Thiriana's little brother!

Jaune: Oh, you know my sister?

Weiss: Yes! We talk a lot about our favourite books! She has told me a lot about you when we were discussing my favourite book.

Jaune: What book?

Weiss: The... The Dragon's Knight~!

Jaune: 'The Dragon's Knight...?' What is that book ab...?! Oh... Oh that book...

Weiss: Yes. That book~!

Ren: What do you mean by that?

Jaune: Uhhh, Ren. You can go back to the inn, and warm up. I need to, 'Slay' the dragon...

Ren: What...?! Achoo! You're not going to kill her! You're going to sleep with her!

Jaune: And, you're going to freeze to death the longer you stay here.

Ren: ...

Ren: Achoo!

Ren: Sniff... Well, I'll see you back at the inn!

Jaune: See you later, Ren.

Jaune: Now then... Tell me, Weiss, Ice Dragon of the Frozen Glades. Which chapter is your favourite?

Weiss: Chapter 21!

Jaune: Oh? Good choice~!

[deesseshesca]

PAC : Letter from your pregnant self (HIS POV) 18+

I got beef with men but ... what else is new ?

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PILE 1

MY BEEF...any way thank you so much for coming through. Girl you better like it, he got me working fucking overtime. Actually all of them did ...

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PILE 2 

Both of y’all are only child that were raised to be anxious over achiever. Parents are never there. I keep hearing : ‘’Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends. Super rich with nothing but fake friends…’’

Letter suppose to be for you but instead he wrote it for your baby.

Dear Lucetta (Various ethereal ‘’L’’ name came through. Other name that came through : Lysandra, Lysianne and Lucretia) 

Daddy messed up (This man is bawling. I mean breakdown and everything. He tries to be strong but for the sec that he admits that, tears are overflowing. If he was actually writing the letter they would be teardrop on the letter). Daddy is nothing but an asshole. I should not write this right … Your mama is going to get mad when she realizes how I butcher your vocabulary (yellow laugh ( french : rire jaune) … idk how to explain it in english). Fuck … You deserve a fucking good letter. That’s the least I can fucking do … yeah that’s the least I can do. Mama decorate your room like the royalty you are meant to be. The tapestry tailored in Spain in an accent of gold and soft pink are all over the walls. Made sure to ask the maid to polish the wooden floor until she can see herself in it. She actually sent me in here to check the oxygen cleanliness of your room. First wtf is air cleanliness. Second when the fuck did they created a damm machine for that shit. Lastly, you are not even there … Sorry baby … I love you more than anything but your mama is gone mad with the way she’s preparing for you. I never understood when  my poor friends complain about rich people's spending habits.  Now I am standing in the room section reserved for your room oxygen. I can help but run a hand in my hair and agree. (Another yellow laugh (rire jaune) before falling down on his knees and crying. Give him a couple minute y’all he needs to catch his breath … ) You're going to cost me so much baby. I never care for my trust fund, finances or even money but I am asking the family accountant to come to me first thing in the morning for the 4th this month. I hope I have enough money ( and for some of y’all … gold … liquid gold …iykyk). I know Mr. (His dad's name) has enough money in the bank but maybe is not enough. Maybe you need more than the couple millions we have. Maybe you need more than the properties we own. Maybe you need fucking more than an oxygen regulator machine. Maybe you need a whole lung doctor. Yes… you  need a nutritionist, a child psychologist … Does the baby have a tutor ? Fuck you need it. Baby just said and daddy will get it. You understand everything you want daddy get. You want a hug, a kiss, for me to count all the stars in the sky to describe how much he loves … done. You need me to buy the moon for you … done. You need me to resurrect  Leonardo Devinci so he can paint you in all your glory … done. There’s nothing I would not give to you but the thing that makes my heart ache is the way I crave intimacy with you. Can’t wait to hold you in my hands. Can’t wait to touch your littles toes. Can’t wait to see your lips pout like your mama when she is done with my mess. Can’t wait to see you grow. I promise princess I will never make second ever again. I will go to every parent meeting at school, bringing you to all your ballet, opera, harp, fencing, horse ridding whatever fucking classes your mom has for you; I will never miss your school competition and I will listen to all your house show you will produce to show yourself off. I don’t care if I am in a meeting, I will always have time for you. I will always have time to remind you how much I love you, how pretty you are, how much you matter and how much of a blessing you are just because you are. Yes… just because is you,  baby. Forgive daddy please. I know I am not in a position to ask you for anything especially after giving up on you for so long but if you don’t make it out of the NICU … mommy may never make it out. We both made her suffer enough. 

Please baby (damm he's whimpering in pain, choking on tears) stay with us. 

YOUR DADDY. 

Don’t worry you are not dead or close to it ( in the physical form at least …), you are being monitored at the hospital. I am getting traumatic labor (I should do a PAC about it) not because of pain but because of blood. You may have not lost your water but blood. I see you laughing at some joke the father of your baby did. Not a single care in the world. Girl your hair is perfect, if you have a Dyson and are working to perfect your blowout … just so you know you are the blowout queen in a couple years. Skin glowing, you look so pretty pregnant. That baby was really the blessing that changed your life forever. You are wearing a 2 piece white set … boom blood. You touch and look at your man. I keep hearing : ‘’ nononono … that can’t be it. (HIS NAME !) It can’t be … my baby. 

This whole letter  has nothing to do with the cards so let’s dive … shall we ? (Intuition took over …)

First you guys were both extremely hardworking workers. Never had time ( and also if I may … never learn ) to create deep bonds. I see both people living in their own penthouse. Yours has more of a Victorian look and his is more modern. You may have a white cat. 

You met at the work gala. I see 2 people look at each and accept y’all fate. 

You start fucking. The deal was perfect. He needed a woman that was not going to get attached to his riches. You needed a man that’s not trying to fix your cold heart. 

I see y’all literally planning to have sex like it’s a meeting … I think y’all use it to blow some steam annoyed by your empty life, useless parents and annoying coworkers. 

At first just fucking, no aftercare, clothe back on and on the go. Then he cracks a joke and you giggle which makes you stay 5 minutes longer. Then he charms you while cooking dinner for you before you leave. Then you spend more and more time together… Now he grabs you a snack and y’all always watch a kid show. He complains about how dumb the character is but you enjoy the deep dive he’s doing without even realizing it. 

You are not wrong, there's a lot of things he doesn't realize. He doesn't realize how much he craves connection. He doesn't realize how much he craves intimacy with you. When asked why ? Is it because you allow him to be ( do you realize the synchrony with the letter … anyway sometime my psychic surprise me 2 girl) 

You took the pregnancy test together and he joke on the fact it was getting terminated and not to stress so much but a light a hope awaken in your  heart for the first in soooo fucking long but you brush it off and went on the same page as him. Not because of him but because ‘’ you the fuck has time for a kid anyway’’ (your word not mine). 

Then you heard the baby's heartbeat and you cut all contact with him. Someday at the beginning of your second trimester you text him paragraphs upon paragraph on how you kept the baby, how it was never to hurt him, but for the first time in your life you felt hope and it felt like you needed to hold on to it. That you don’t know how but you are going to make it. 

He will villainize you and block you. One of your close friend is going to send them drunk voice memo in the middle of the third semester announcing him is a girl between cursing the fuck out. WAKE UP CALL FOR MISTER. 

He comes back the same day you threw your private luxurious baby shower. 

Some of y’all are Italian 

He has a no relationship with his parents and refuses 2. Calling them by their first name while you still seek love from them. 

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PILE 3

Dear Red (y’all call each other by colors so anything can fit, just took that one because it came through first) , 

You are resplendent. I know you think I am exaggerating. Or maybe you think I am only talking this sweet because everything is new ( I just heard : ‘’ The talk is cheap …’’ Lol this one is sassy) but baby I can put my hand the fire that I would still go that hard for you in 30 years when you boobs going to sag, your face will wrinkles from all the time I am going to make you laugh and you have grey hair just like mine ( You : YAH! Stop that in 30 years we are not going to be this old … you dumb fuck. I swear too God this fucking skincare better work. You better stop being goofy .. I want to be a MILF. You know, that is one of my life goals … GIRL YOU BETTER TELL HIM; Me: (choking on my laugh) Now… Why am I getting yelled at ?). Can’t never forget when I saw your sexy ass that day at the beach. I did not think … yeah I can’t wait to fuck it and make her yell my name (ok can’t lie it was my very next thought) nahhh, baby I was hook by the way the sun was making your skin glow. The tattoo on your body is a telling story before my eyes but you know I never wear my damm glasses so I could not read it. Anyway the way your hair flows gracefully with the wind, the way your eyes light up basking in the sun. I knew I had to get a lil mama number. When I first hear your voice … it made me breathless (should have asked for your asthma pump but I did not know you like that at that time but that shows you how much I was starstruck … Almost I had my first asthma attack- You: BABY stop telling my damm business to this lady). Your words, your tone, the way you move with so much elegance … I just knew I hit the jackpot. I would be damm to let you go. I am so proud of having you as mine. I love spending time with you, I love spending money on you, I love kissing you, I love leaving hickeys on you, I love holding your hands, I love texting you, I love making stupid edits of us (Me : the 2014 couple edit … girl … I can’t … you boy is making me cry of laughter). I know everything happens so quickly but you know how you explain me that life is like a book with crystals and your cards with little drawing on it, ( Me : Byeeee I can't, he is trying to explain crystals and tarot cards; Him: Honestly I don’t know about all that … I love hearing her talk about it. I love hearing her talk when she’s excited. I love her voice. The perfect candidate for yap session) anyway my inner child feels so safe and alive with you. I know you feel the same baby girl. Everything is working so effortlessly that must mean we are manifesting something good ( Me : LOL ! He’s talking about the law of attraction). My mom did not even get mad when I announced to her that I got you pregnant (You : Duh she loves me stoopid). You parents loved the fact that we found each other and your dad is as eager as me to formalize our union. Honestly I would marry you anywhere at any time. I told  you from the beginning that you will be my wife and I meant it but I know you want something bigger and so  it’s going to have to wait. That doesn't mean I can’t surprise you with an engagement ring. Standing here with a small group of men allowed to the baby shower, I can’t help but look at you. Your skin tight black dress exposing your full breast and the slide on it showing off your thick thighs. The smile on your face while you act ratchet with your friends ( Him: Damm babe I did not know you could still throw it in a circle 8 months pregnant … you better not say you are tired tonight. I got a plan for both of us) letting yourself go not a single care in the world. This is how I want you to be forever. Not a single care in the world, always full of joy and love and helping you achieve all your goals. Baby I know, it was quick but I swear it is only the beginning of the most beautiful love story. I am going to work hard until my last breath to keep the spark going. 

YOUR ONE AND ONLY MAN 

HIM 

Again wtf is wrong with those men. At first they did not want to work with me … now they are good ? To the point of making me over work …smh.

Yes, you guess it … it was an intuitive letter now let’s get into the card. 

First I am getting PLUS SIZE ! Yes, very thick and curvy women.  Now I understand why I wanted to write a bigger butt earlier … your man loves the curves baby. That’s does not mean is a fucking fetiche. Like if it is affecting health is going to ask you to fix it. News flash loser fat people can have an active life and still be fat. He never forces you to achieve any kind of weird kink. 

Y’all may be giving yourself too easily to men. I am getting that since they only see you for your body. You prefer existing than being invisible (like when you were child, some of y'all have been big since childhood. You were not really bullied but very ignored. People were ashamed to associate with you). Right now I see you are at the beginning of your elf love journey. You are making healthy food choices, spending time mastering a hobby : crystal, tarot, knitting or some other heels dancing. YOU GO GIRL ! Regarding men you still give yourself easily, some even tell you they don’t like you. They just fuck you because you are easy. You accept it and let them take you to pound town anyway. 

This man is going to help you tremendously in your self love journey … you have no fucking idea. You are going to glow more, stop eating your feelings, love yourself, have boundaries with your environment ( idk when the world decides that we have to give less respect to rounder people but anyways …), you will dress more provocatively and wear way more colors. Speak your mind more and be confident in yourself. 

Baby say goodbye to boring sex and say hello to sex toys. Rejoice, babe rejoice you deserve it. Let me tell you something he is pleasure dom … Girl he's going to make you orgasm like it is a damm sport. You better hold on because the night is going to be long. Pussy swollen from overstimulation, ass hurting from spanking and hickeys everywhere. Not him having the audacity to ask you to ride him after all that … anyways chile let me go. 

He gets so hard whenever you talk about spirituality. If you are witch prank by performing some sex magick on him, this man would be sooo proud to be your little helper while you are doing some spell.

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PILE 4 

Judgement (reverse), King pentacles, 4 wands (reverse), page of cups (reverse) 

I put the card because I want to show that I actually try to do the reading at first but the energy aint it. Somebody had an awful pregnancy especially because of an awful baby daddy. Like he dragged you to the filth, made you cry and cheated on you. Even gave you an STD for some of y’all. Since than he calm the fuck down. He tries to come through like a nicer person  but he made sure to make me understand he doesn't love you so I don't want him. I ain't wasting my time for something he can text. Then his younger self came through … boy bye with your filthy energy. 

So I kept trying because I had to feed you guys … Then your future husband came through but you were still not pregnant so … it was kind of useless for me … But then I understood that y’all are actively trying and that's good enough for me. 

No cards … straight intuition ( I don’t  want this filthy energy to come through again) 

Dear Малышка, Солнышко, Киса (ain't going to lie … I google the most popular and line it up. He ain't going to call you all that. Also I am really getting eastern Europe and I know they all have their own language but most of them somehow got colonized by Russia in some way shape or form. But if he’s from Poland then he will use his language. He’s from Lithuania, he will use his language … You catch the drift) 

(before we get into anything … thick, thick accent), fuck I want you. I need you. Like all the time. You ain’t make it easy for me Малышка. One day you welcome me home with a long white robe, hair in a perfect intricate bun and makeup a bit oily. That's how I know our kid did not let you rest. You only had  time to take away your clothes before you had to jump in mommy mode. Other times you tease me by sending me pictures of the lingerie and perfume you are wearing. Swear I hate the fact that I start work so early and finish so late. Oh let me not forget when you took a picture with my computer of you in your favorite brown set. The number of times you give me a blue ball should be illegal. Don’t even get me started when we were invited to the gala, you look so breathtaking … anyways you already know all that. Being a man's desire never was a foreign concept but being in love was one I had to teach you. Every day I rejoice with the idea of spending a whole lifetime loving you and our little bundle of energy. She/He never stops … just like her/his mommy. It took me a while to win over her/his heart. She/He is so protective of your heart. Almost as if he/she everyone in your heart aches when carrying him/her. That’s ok now we are 2 trying to protect you, can’t wait to be 3 humans to love on you. Until then here is the money for the new makeup you wanted to try. 

Love you Малышка. 

LOL ! I swear your future man has some sense of humor. I said the other one he could text you is lame nice word this one came through as a text. 

Also some of you may think he is super old … nah he is around your age. Babe get out the damn book there’s handsome Slavic men your age range in the real world. 

Anyways this man has tattoos and loves metal and goth music. He has moneyyy. I just don’t know the capacity but enough to put you in a luxurious condo and fund your influencer career. 

Lol … I see some of y’all cringing. I don’t think you will do couple content, actually you keep your life extremely private … The only thing people know is the diamond on your finger. I am getting more skincare and makeup content creators. You have a boudoir (beauty room/content room) that’s all we see. When I channeled him, I saw you receiving his message while getting ready to film some content. At that time in your life you are still juggling a 9to5. I mean girl, you are doing it all ! Mommy, corporate baddie, content creator and trophy wife. 

He has a rather dark aesthetic unlike you. You have a quite cute, pink aesthetic but love hardcore metal and goth. 

He came through while I played my NIRVANA playlist.

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[etruatcaelum]

Summer smiled. It was not a nice smile. “You would do worse,” she said quietly. “If you’d survived even a fraction of what she’s been through and come out of still hopeful.”

If there was anyone on this planet allowed to be cynical, who deserved to believe in nothing worthwhile and nothing good, it was Salem. And she knew that Salem would say she was cynical, bitter and sharp-edged and selfish, but Salem could be really stupid about herself sometimes. Summer saw right through her.

How could she not? Salem was the one who showed her what true hope looked like.

“You lost your friend,” she said. “That sucks, yeah. I’m sorry for your loss, truly I am. She’s lost hundreds of thousands of people because of them–” Summer jerked her head in Oscar’s direction, never breaking eye contact. “—and their god, and their bullshit insistence that there isn’t a single person alive on this planet today who deserves to exist. You’re here patting yourself on the back for how little you believe in anything but you and yours. She saw a chance to end this peacefully and did not hesitate for a second. You want my respect? Be better than she is. It’s not about fucking pep talks.”

And Salem was just an innocent bystander for those 4000 years he was sure. Granted, he wasn't about to say she shouldn't protect herself, but come on. He'd stared her down and now knew if they hadn't had Yang with them, they'd all be dead in that stupid whale, for the crime of trying to save their friend.

At her comment, Jaune couldn't help but grin. Kiddo? Oh, she was trying to talk down to him and that was really funny. He knew he looked 19 again but he had the spine of a 30-40 year old now and he was willing to use it.

"Jaune," Ruby said, eying him warily. "Please."

Then again, maybe it was better not to pick a fight right now. Still. He wanted to make sure she had a few things straight. "Given what this war's put me through I think I'm allowed a little cynicism now and again. Can't always be giving pep talks for morale."

He met Summer's gaze, holding steady. "I know Ozma's the one who put ideas in Pyrrha's head, but Cinders the one who pulled the trigger. So forgive me if I'm not so keen on being on Salem's side, either."

[lord-of-rain]

Ruby #1: I'm the real Ruby! Shoot her, Jaune!

Ruby #2: Don't listen to her Jaune! Shoot her!

Jaune: *holding a gun* In Atlas... who took my hoodie.

Ruby#2: It was Nora!

Ruby #1: *sigh* It was m-

Jaune: *Shoots Ruby #1*

Ruby #1: *sparks and slumps to the ground*

Ruby: H- how did you know she was fake?

Jaune: Because the real you would never admit to that.

Ruby: Hehe, yeah, I guess you're right.

Jaune: Give me my hoodie back.

Ruby: Hard pass.

[notmaplemable]

Yang's Reality

Blake: With Ruby dating Jaune, I think you need to accept she isn't as innocent as she used to be.

Yang: What are you talking about? She still watches Scooby-Doo every morning.

Blake: After coming back from spending the night in JNPR's dorm.

Yang: She likes sleepovers.

Blake: ...You never notice how ruffled up her pajamas and hair are after she comes back?

Yang: She's a hard sleeper.

Blake: ...Are you pulling a Jaune or-

Yang: Listen here Kit-Kat, there a few things that I've had to build my whole world around to keep myself sane.

Yang: 1. Raven Branwen is a massive bitch. 2. Summer Rose is the best mom ever. 3. My tits are huge. and 4. Ruby is the innocent little gun nut that she's always been.

Yang: If any one of those pillars were to fall than I would literally fall apart as a person.

Yang: So, Ruby is just going over to have sleepovers with team JNPR because they're fun and dorky like she is. All of her ripped leggings is just because she's clumsy sometimes. She really did just lose most of her panties and rolls around a lot when she sleeps. Got it!?

Blake: ...