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badolmen · 1 year ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering #50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3 #okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!

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crsssie · 5 months ago

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down the neck - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff, glancing through the scope at the unsub.

"Well, I have to lay low too, no?" Spencer frowns.

"It doesn't matter." You squint, humming. "Hit the button and ask Hotch if I can shoot. Be fast."

"Hotch, we have a clear shot."

"I have a clear shot."

"Snippy—"

"Fire."

You click your tongue, pulling the trigger once to hit the unsub's hand and a second to snipe the gun out of range as Morgan flies into the place. You watch through the scope as Spencer looks through the binoculars, and you only start to sit up when you see Morgan pull the unsub out. Then, you actually sit up and start packing up.

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff.

"You weren't complaining when I—"

You hold a finger to your lips, pointing at your earpiece as Spencer blinks, laughing when you hear a cough in your ears from Hotch.

"Sorry."

"Need I remind you both of—"

"Nope." You puff out your cheeks, slinging the gun around to your back as Spencer raises a brow. "Actually, I think Reid needs a quick reminder. He'd love to go through another HR meeting about how we shouldn't be fraternizing with—"

"We're good, Hotch." Spencer cuts you off, rolling his eyes at you. "We'll see you back at the station."

"You're driving." You mumble, turning off your mic. "Two dollars and I'll drive. Four dollars and I'll make a stop at McDonalds."

"And for five?"

"I'll sneak in a kiss plus everything else."

"I think that can be arranged." He hums, pulling out a five as you press your lips to his, tongue swiping over your bottom lips as he chases when you pull away. You stick your tongue out teasingly as you take the five, craning your neck so that his lips would hit your neck instead. "Hey."

"I'll drop a ten if you—"

"Reid."

You laugh as Spencer jolts straight, pinching the bridge of his nose at the sound of Hotch.

"Turn off your mic next time."

"Roger that, sir."

You're too busy laughing the rest of the way back to be able to drive. (but spencer has no complaints when you hand him back the five with a chaste kiss to his lips).

#me when 2 ppl tell me they wanna read more: SAY LESS #☾.snippy #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x reader #☾.blurbs #making one flop post at a time it's not much but it's honest work #im writing this as i watch the series btw bc im stuck waiting until season 8 to continue my actual fic #sigh. sigh emoji. SIGH. BIG SIGH.#i have one (1) fear. mischaracterizing spencer. (i say. mischaracterizing him ok yolo ig idgaf anymore cringe is dead 2 me)#my jaw just dropped wdym one of THE spencer writers reblogged this piece WHAT

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selfdistruckt · 2 years ago

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marmar

#my art #adventure time #fionna and cake #marceline #when I tell u my jaw fucking dropped to the floor as soon as I saw her in these outfits #had to draw them IMMEDIATELY like the autism demon took over

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xitsensunmoon · 3 months ago

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The rarest visitor on this blog... Not just Sun... MER Sun...

#my art #mermaid sun #mer sun #mermaid sundrop #mer sundrop #sundrop #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sun #sun fnaf #sundrop fnaf #just experimenting with him rn #he's similar to Eclipse's design in some ways but that's on purpose so.#i love monster creatures sm. i missed drawing just toothy terrific mouths #yes he has a second jaw. just like the. the animatronics. moon and eclipse do too tho fkkskf #also gave him cute sea slug-like “ears”#probably will ponder his design a bit further when have the time #also. i live giving suns eyeliner or lashes. it slaps on him #subnautica au

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paintedcrows · 7 months ago

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Trying to work out how I see these kids aging! (With some Grunkles for reference)

#still v wip. I'll probably iterate on the designs every time i draw them. Especially the older ones #Gotten pretty attached to the teen/young adult designs. Haha.#I want their jaws to square out dang it! and I like the idea that both their noses droop down as they age #but still keep the pointing up & pointing down distinction from the production guide. So Dipper's just drops while Mabel gets a fun curve #Gravity Falls #Fan art #Dipper Pines #Mabel Pines #Stanford Pines #Stanley Pines #Older Mystery Twins #adult mystery twins #older dipper pines #older mabel pines #fanart #Artists on tumblr #My art

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aperturerecord · 25 days ago

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Hello everyone. I have finally finished my crochet tapestry that took 7 months and spanned 1 stressful move, 1 new job, and like 4-5 depressive episodes. So now I’m going to bother everybody about it for like a while.

#I got so mad at having to frog a few rows of my previous jaws tapestry that I vowed to pay 100% attention to every stitch in this one #and it kinda worked!! I only frogged like 20 stitches max #don’t ask me where the few mistakes are that I let slip cause I see them every time I look at it and they burn my soul #crochet #crochet tapestry #fiber crafts #fiber art #crochetblr #yarn crafts #craftblr #yarn #yarnblr #yarn art

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sunburstsandmoonshadows · 2 months ago

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Really enjoyed @cyphertronix's Game Changer/Gravity Falls art, so

...and then I started thinking about "Like My Coffee", so here are some of those:

#gravity falls #game changer #my art #dipper pines #mabel pines #soos ramirez #ford pines #stan pines #fiddleford mcgucket #i thought of the 'neglected' one with fiddleford and nearly laughed out loud #and so i had to draw em out #honestly this was good practice for drawing strong-jawed dudes lol theres lots of subtle head tilts going on here #i tried to erase the actual contestants from the coffee ones bc the background's mostly consistent #but then. i got sleepy.#sorry to the fiddlefreaks out there this is my first time drawing him and its to joke about his canon divorce lol

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frownyalfred · 2 months ago

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“Bruce always falls for Selina’s tricks” wrong, Bruce let her kiss him on a rooftop one time and Selina managed to get her tongue into one of his click-command clips on his back left molar and remotely activated the Batmobile while they were frenching and he NEVER let it happen again (he did, he just never let her stick her tongue into his mouth ever again)

#here again is me borrowing from the mandos #click clips on his back teeth in the suit #for when he can’t reach his wrist label #*panel #imagine what you could do if you tapped those clips a few times lmao #Selina is SMART she’d see his jaw tense and eventually put stuff together #anyway then someone tries to steal the Batmobile #it doesn’t work but hey she tried #Selina Kyle #Catwoman #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batcat #this is #how is write batcat if I did btw #*id

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medicalunprofessional · 1 year ago

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breaking the angel

#potp #phantom of the paradise #winslow leach #swan potp #cw blood #cw gore #nightmaretheater #This didnt rlly come out the way i intended…. But thatsss Okkaayyyy Hehehhehahahaha #Its a bit hard to tell whats going on #but he is drilling a hole through her jaw #this is relevant to my headcanons fyi #this will not be the last time i draw him doing this because i do not feel fulfilled by this piece…#hes wearing white to contrast winslow’s dark suit #they call me symbolism jeremy

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cosmicrhetoric · 1 year ago

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can this guy catch a fucking break or what

#first time reading this thing that my jaw actually fr dropped. this is so a crime against my boy #the whole chapter is KILLING ME like why is he actively living out his worst nightmare for the entire series #dungeon meshi #kabru

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viviandarkbloombartylusversion · 5 months ago

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You ever think about that if Andrew and Neil had a kid they'd be the type of parents to drop the craziest fucking lore ever at random ass moments once their kid was old enough

#imagine accidentally bringing up columbia #their kid being all like 'so... you drugged him'#anyway the lore is insane #this kids jaw is going to drop multiple times #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #all for the game #aftg

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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 3 months ago

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the best writing experience is when you're going and then something organically manifests out of subtext or brief asides that you weren't even expecting in the first place. woah i didn't know we were doing that but alright guys let's see where we can take it

#the nemesis speaks #messing around with some mv/tma scenes and actually putting dialogue to paper is like #arthur's just saying normal (for arthur) shit and the lonely is hovering in the background like a slowly approaching jaws theme #''good thing there's no threat of you being taken from me in this world :) don't worry we'll be ok bc we're together :) ''#BRO LOOK OUT. THE FOG.#it wasn't even supposed to be here this was supposed to be web/deso time but oh god it does want him so bad doesn't it

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whathehonestfuk · 4 months ago

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Steve immediately braces himself when Eddie proclaims he's written a song for Steve. Steve loves Eddie but is not a metal fan at all

He's shocked when Eddie whips out his acoustic guitar and starts to pluck a slow and sweet country tune

#steve does tear up #and just stares slack jawed the entire time #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things

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redthemarten · 11 months ago

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