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frownyalfred · 2 months ago

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“Bruce always falls for Selina’s tricks” wrong, Bruce let her kiss him on a rooftop one time and Selina managed to get her tongue into one of his click-command clips on his back left molar and remotely activated the Batmobile while they were frenching and he NEVER let it happen again (he did, he just never let her stick her tongue into his mouth ever again)

#here again is me borrowing from the mandos #click clips on his back teeth in the suit #for when he can’t reach his wrist label #*panel #imagine what you could do if you tapped those clips a few times lmao #Selina is SMART she’d see his jaw tense and eventually put stuff together #anyway then someone tries to steal the Batmobile #it doesn’t work but hey she tried #Selina Kyle #Catwoman #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batcat #this is #how is write batcat if I did btw #*id

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sotiriabellou · 10 months ago

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who wants to be penpalls.give me ur real address and also ur mothers maiden name so we can rlly bond

#i have no idea what ud write to anybody #*id #m

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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 1 year ago

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WOO!! Art wip of a malevolent comic I’ve been slowly working on over the year, this is the second page <3

#camera creates #I’m going to put this under my art tag as well #camera draws #anyways it’s based off a poem I heard once #and I got a copy of #it’s like very long and hard for me to work on it but I will finish it eventually maybe ?#ty for the ask !!!#also I will do an I’d for the page later probably. I’m in the middle of a monopoly game rn sorry </3 #*ID #malevolent podcast #ig as well?#also it’s a comic about faroe lol </3

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nobodysuspectsthebutterfly · 2 months ago

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And they were roommates...

#happy mother's day!#robins #american robins #birds #nests #eggs #id in alt text #and they were roommates #omg they were roommates #there was only one nest #this too is yuri #what are birds? we just don't know

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hisuianserperior · 4 months ago

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

#ides of march #julius caesar #brutus #the ides of march

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corviiids · 2 days ago

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

#just #this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them #and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask #so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at #and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked #rookposting #everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.

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whiskey-bumblebee · 4 months ago

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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

#donald trump #us politics #ides of march #julius caesar #classics #ancient rome

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ducktollers · 4 months ago

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#my art #digital art #digital painting #doechii #idek if i like this anymore but whtever spent too long to not post #lowkey i like the car in the bg more i have over-working disease when it comes to digital painting #and ive looked at jt too long i cant perceive it anymore #id in alt text #artists on tumblr

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pears-palette · 5 months ago

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An important PSA to remember!

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#christ what a state of the world we are in #antifascist #antinazi #political art #us politics #fascisim #my art #id in alt text

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sturner-artblog · 19 days ago

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Tenner

#myart #deltarune #mr ant tenna #deltarune chapter 3 spoilers #idk is it a spoiler if ur using the internet youve seen this bitch #deltarune spoilers #thought id covered with prev tags

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daftpatience · 5 months ago

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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand