#Jesus Christ dude 😨😨

[controllerofthestrings]

EASIEST QUESTIONS!!

is this man not straight?

Like, reblog, or comment, or in any case blaze if he’s not straight

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Wtf is THIS? WHOAAA! 😨 Jesus fcking Christ!

Phil: ...Do you ever get the feeling that you're just playing the game wrong?

Dapper & Ramon: [Nodding vigorously]

Phil: [Cracks up] We gotta get outta here, dude. We gotta get up– we gotta get out. How tf do we get out of this place?

Throwback to Phil seeing Aypierre's massive factory for the first time.

[a-total-idiot]

fun fact!

in the prince!geo au vangelis kinda womp-womps geo’s eye at one point during an argument they have in the dungeons so right afterwards you just kinda have

So uh. more fuel to the fire that is vangelis, vania and geo’s family situation + more shintaro sibs angst in general because jesus christ their dad just Did That

i need geo and vania to suffer because they’d kill for eachother in this, they have to go through The Horrors

DUDE 😨

Geo better have that cool eyepatch

The Shintaro sibs are everything to me (they must suffer, their agony is music to my ears)

Vangelis you asshole 💔

[theshadeblindcolor]

Last episode of PVPciv, live blogging down below

finally watching it, so fun so exciting

can’t believe they brought streaming into minecraft

evbo after being an idiot :((

yesss talk clown (ngl i don’t give a shit about him)

just looking for when parrot is on

dude they’re gonna kill you evbo

parrot mention

WHATTRTR

THEYRE KILLING TABI????

😨😨😨😨

Evbo ur such a dumbass

weembu clocking his shit, he’s terrible at pvp diamond sword or not

bro is literally jesus christ

julie telling facts

“dude why the FUCK are you allowing yourself to become minecraft jesus”

they just need mending

Clown is such an ass, tabi i’m so sorry

of course they have a vidoe journal

hey there guard, reveal ur name😜

gaurd please don’t kill yourself bbg

wtf

crying my ass off rn please don’t die king

NAME REVAEL ITS TEDDY!!

Evbo sound like he was gonna cry

PARROT YIPPIE

parrot i’m sorry ur bitch died

Zam 😨

please don’t be straight, OMG THE SAID MY FUCKING ART TING

dying hurts every time, god i’m so good

watching it 😨😨

bro ur gonan die

tabi helping mayhaps

HOLY SHIT THIS ANIMATION SICK AS FUCK

watching this 😜😜😜

funny as fuck this is

i don’t even remember the plan

fucking hate this guy, zam get out of here (i love him)

animator went hard with this shit

evbo becoming tortured everyday is actually sickening

also did zam fucking die??

no ok that’s good ig?

please don’t be straight evbo ur like a child

shopping addiction!!

vidoe journal done forever :((

hi julie, hi tabi, HIII PARROT ♥️♥️♥️

let go political diplomat

toph being normal

signing off :|

this is so funny my head cannons are going great

fin.

[ramblings-of-yumes]

as an Instagram refugee, i must say, i love how straight up normal the selfship community is here. like, i saw whole hate pages dedicated to non sharers on Instagram, it was insane. thank you tumblr, never change

-🐝🥟

jesus christ im so glad i only have tumblr dude i would be SWARMED on there 😨😨

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book 3 of 4]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

I went into Twisted Hate expecting to not like it; 1.) because from the first two books I was not a fan of Jules and 2.) someone told me I was going to HATE Josh Chen.

After reading it, I LOVED IT!

I kind of figured Jules’ persona was a front, but learning of her past made me feel for her. And then Josh dealing with his past betrayals, it just hurt all the more when his trust was broken yet again. Jules and Josh’s love story is a chaotic one, but so far it’s been the most beautiful as they overcome their pasts together.

For most of the book, I didn’t understand why I was told I was going to hate Josh.. but when THAT scene came up I freakin’ bawled. I’ve never felt so bad for a character like I did with this book. But no worries, as the two previous books were, this one is a HEA.

Now enjoy my rambling..

* These two are so annoyed by each other, I can’t tell whether I’m going to like it or be annoyed by it 😂

* Lol Aw fuck. She would get mugged.

* Oh. Well they tried to mug her. Jules is a badass apparently.

* Oh no. What happened to Jules in Ohio?

* Pam is being a twat. Enter Christian Harper, who obviously has a thing for Stella, and I have a feeling the girls are getting this penthouse.

* That’s right, Pam. Do as you’re told and draw up them papers 😂

* The audacity of this dude to tell her to quit just because it’s his “safe space”. Get the fuck outta here.

* One bed trope. Always love it.

* They’re giving me whiplash. Just bang it out already!

* Oh come on, Jules. Don’t act like a sleepy Josh cuddling you was that disgusting 😏

* Aw fuck. What does Max want?

* “You want someone who can challenge you. Excite you. Keep you on your toes. And as for what you need.. you need someone to bend you over and fuck that attitude right out of you.” — Josh fuckin’ Chen, ladies and gents.

* Todd ruined the moment lmao. Fucking Todd.

* Jules is a fucking savage at putting Todd in his place 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

* Jesus Christ. Josh fucks rough 😳

* Oh no. This arrangement is going to crash and burn lol

* Fucckkkkk. Max is in DC.

* I hate this Max dude so fucking much. Please let Alex or Josh kick his ass.

* Goddamnnnnn. Josh really likes choking during fucking 👀 👌🏼

* Josh doesn’t want anyone else seeing Jules all blitzed out post orgasm? Yeah, he definitely broke the rules.

* Josh defending Jules against Micah.. be still my heart 😂

* Ava being woken up by Josh and Jules’ sex noises has me laughing 😆

* Lmaooo. The girls getting arrested would ruin Alex and Josh’s make up moment.

* God, I really wish Jules will just ask Alex for a favor.

* Fuckkkk. She broke down. They really need to end this arrangement.

* Ding, ding, ding. So Josh realizes he has feelings. Finally!

* Holy shit. He actually told her she was his 😨 We’re only halfway through so I know the heartbreak is up next.

* Wow. Fuck Alistair and Adeline for doing that to Jules. But come on, girl, that was your moment to tell Josh the truth about what’s been going on!

* He fucking switch his plane tickets at the last second 😩 He gave up New Zealand to be with her in Ohio!

* Ohhh. He knows about the name change!

* A bookstore scavenger hunt as a first date? 🥹 Hell, I’m in love lol.

* Dammit. I wanted Alex and Ava to see them.

* THE AUDACITY OF MICHAEL CHEN!!! FUCK YOU! I hope you rot in prison.

* Damnnn. He tied her to the bed 😂

* Fucking Max ruining the afterglow. And I can’t believe what he wants her to steal. GET ALEX INVOLVED!

* Oh my god. Just tell Josh! This is gonna blow up in your face so bad 😩

* Goddammit, Jules. Your plan better be good.

* Ew. You went to Christian? Alex would have been better.

* Yesssss! Fuck Max. Now the hard part comes. Telling the truth.

* Wow, Josh. That was fucking cruel.

* Should have known Max wouldn’t go away so easily. Fuck this dude.

* Well fucking finally! Max got the beat down he deserved.

* “Take however much time you need. I’ll wait.” // “Why?” // “Because you’re it for me. Whether it’s today, tomorrow, a year, or decades from now, that’ll never change.” — 😭😭😭

* They made up 🥹

* Aww. They told Ava. Now who’s gonna tell Stella? Lol.

* Oh no. What’s going on with Stella now?! Where’s my last book!?

* Why do I get the feeling Dante Russo is very bad news and that this isn’t the last I’ll see of him?

* Aww. They moved in together! But Stella stayed in the apartment under Christian? I don’t trust this dude 👀

[dragonsapphic]

God lol so my retail store is a UPS access point holds UPS packages for customers for various reasons.

Literally the worst customers. God it is so frustrating. They blame us and take their anger out on us for shit that's UPS's fault.

Just now I had a woman blow up at me because she got a slip on Friday saying it would be delivered here. When they leave a slip on Friday, they don't bring it until Monday. I explain this to her very politely.

She goes off about how she's "been through hell" twice now driving over here (apparently she came Friday when she got it too lol), only for us to tell her we don't have it?! 😨

Maybe like. Call first? (Better yet, CALL UPS?) Lmao. THEN she literally tries to accuse me of "hiding" her package. Oh yeah, because I love fucking with people and getting yelled at for no reason.

She throws her hands up, walks out into the entryway, and literally SCREAMS as she's walking out. Jesus christ dude.