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she did it again.
Sapnut update: he's now a single father and the medicine cat has been asking him out and getting rejected every month for three months. his mate died three months ago and I'm starting to suspect the medicine cat of foul play.
and get this, that's not even the end of the drama, I haven't even told you about the whole romance novel that is the relationship between the deputy and her on-and-off wife.
this is Sapnut's baby btw
her name is Nettlekit and I love her.
i just want you to know that i fucking love sapnut and his baby and i’m living for the drama.
#MA'AM‼‼#you're a DOCTOR‼‼‼#cool your jets.#sapnut#amberheart#I'm making them tags because I feel like it#the funny thing is that Sapnut kinda likes her back and has gotten over his grief but just keeps rejecting her
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I HAVE ONE QUESTION‼‼ ARE WE GONNA GET A REDLIC FIC❓❓ PLEASE STEP UP TO THE MIC MA'AM 🎤🎤
✧New Game, New Player✧



part 1 | part 2
BEBE! Bada Lee x Dancer! F Reader: Jeon Y/n joins SWF to prove that her being the sibling of an idol doesn't make her any less of a dancer, but while trying to do so, she makes new friends and potentially something more.
Word Count: 4.7k
Note: Double post cause why not, have too many drafts rn lol.
Character Vision Board
In the world of dance, many professionals look down upon idols who seem to have a passion for it. Many of them saying, it's a different world and aren't really wrong.
Most idols lack in freestyle and versatility which caused a lot of the disapproval last Street Woman Fighter, with idol Lee Chaeyeon.
Jeon Y/n, on the other hand, had a different dilemma.
You were the younger sister of the famous Jeon Jungkook. He was only a year older than you so you two had a close bond, and you love him with all your heart.
Yet you can't deny that once your name was involved, so was his. Your hard work being discredited and diminished by all his career alone.
It upset you as an individual whose danced all your life, going to multiple countries worldwide to gain experience, yet there was always back talk about you.
Deciding to finally make your mark as just Y/n, you opened a studio last year and create your crew Aesthete. Consisting of you, Choi Lyn, Enyo, Heaven Lee, and Kim Aria.
On a Friday morning, you walk into the studio and see the three youngest sitting around, waiting on the rest of the team. Your teams youngest, Lyn, notices you walk in from the mirror. Her bursts of energy activates as she runs up and hugs her beloved unnie extremely tight.
"O-okay, let's calm down before you squeeze all the air out of me," you joke, and Lyn pouts as you pat her head. "Aria isn't here yet?" You ask your juniors as you settle all your items into the closet.
"She was the first one here but wanted to get us all coffee."
Ironically the door opens, revealing the face you were looking for, "Speaking of the devil." She heads to everyone, handing their coffee to them and puts her own personal belongings in the closet.
"Everyone begin stretching. The studio opens in 30 minutes."
You clap and rally the girls together, stretching along with them, then check the list of students coming into the class today. The song chosen for the class was "Con Calma" by Daddy Yankee & Snow. Once class started, you got in the groove of things, and as it went smoothly, you picked a few students and grouped them up to film them for a YouTube video.
When class ends, the girls chill around in a circle as they sit and chat. You scrolled through tiktok, liking dance trends while Enyo leaned her head on your shoulder.
Your phone alerts you, an email sent to your work email instead of personal so you knew it was of importance. Opening the sent mail, your eyes widen at seeing the Mnet logo.
The girls see your face and give a look of concern to each other, "What's going on?"
Your hand over your mouth, and you read, announcing, "Mnet invited us to Street Woman Fighter 2!"
All you can hear is gasps, and after a few seconds, jumping and screaming while you still stand thinking of how unbelievable the opportunity is. Aria grabs your arm and jumps, "Unnie, this is your time to shine!"
You smiled to yourself, now believing that people may actually appreciate you for your dancing.



It was a day of filming on a Saturday morning, and you had finished filming the introduction segment of each crew a week prior.
You get to the main building of the show in your own car and, with another coffee in hand, walk into the lobby to see your team waiting for you.
"Y/n-unnie! Isn't this place so cool?" Lyn says, coming up to you full of energy. Your eyes scan the building, and you must admit, for an assumingly fierce competition, it looked very subtle from what you expected. "It's definitely something,” you mumble.
"Come on, ladies, let's head into our rooms,” you command.
We headed up the stairs and into the halls, passing every crew's room and seeing what they had written on their board.
"It seems like someone tampered with 1Millions board already," Enyo points out, you then frown at their antics. The thoughts of these grown women acting like this irritated you. They were acting like children whose toys were stolen from them.
Yes, you understood bad blood, but pettiness like this isn't a good look on anyone.
The crew sees the Aesthete in a lightly script font in royal blue. You let the girls write on the whiteboard and enter to find the blue room, getting a bit overwhelmed with everything happening so fast.
Everyone sat down and you did breathing exercises, and as the nerves calm, your anticipation and excitement overthrow the previous emotions. The screen then flashes and tells us the dancer on the team with the most no-respect, which was Aria, causing you to look at the screen in confusion.
"Um, okay?" They all laugh at your reaction, mainly because Aria wasn't a weak dancer, but you assumed those stickers were there because of you.
You felt terrible and rubbed her shoulders, "They probably picked you since you’ve been my longest student."
She smiles at you, "It's alright, unnie. I'll just show them why I haven’t left your side."
Aria had been the first student you trained about 7 years ago and has stayed by your side ever since. You always thought it was because she wanted to meet your brother at some point, but over the years, your friendship blossomed, and she reassured you. Aria took your classes because she loved your style, movement, aura, and passion for dancing.
She indeed became the little sister you never had.
Then, the TV signals us to head to the main stage. You all walked down, your team following your lead, and looked around at each group. Every crew was there, but Jam Republic, being the grand finale, you assumed.
Your appearance began to cause everyone to mumble. You kept your hand in the pockets of your cargos, inducing a chill persona.
“Y/n-nim looks so cool.”
“Her eyes look ready to kill. Like she’s ready to punch anyone who disrespects them.”
“And I thought Bada would be the only person here who would be many girl’s type.”
Before you can all take your seats, you stand in the middle and see your team video playing, hearing "Backseat Freestyle" by Kendrick Lamar.
Then, the comments begin to flow in. Starting with Lady Bounce.
"I wanna say I'm intrigued about this team, but only because of Jeon Y/n."
"She's been known as the mother of HYBE. I mean, she's choreographed so many songs for so many groups. I guess that's where all the comments stem from." Lia Kim also speaks, addressing it to her team, and they nod.
"I don't understand why a team like this is on the show. They're like team Bebe, but instead of Bada, they have Y/n," Mina Myoung of Deep N Dap comments, and you stand there with a still, stoic face.
“The team has only been around for one year. They shouldn’t even be in this competition with us,” Wolf Lo’s Halo speaks out with her opinion.
You weren't amused by their comments in the slightest, but you wouldn't give them the satisfaction of getting any major reaction out of you.
Yoonji of Mannequeen then says the comment that ticks you off the most, "Not only are these the shadow of Jeon Y/n, but she is in the shadow of Jeon Jungkook. Even coming on this show, there is no escape from that."
Everyone keeps their eyes on you, trying to see any movement or expression of anger, but you give them a smirk. You knew a comment like this would be said, which didn’t surprise you.
You got those comments quite often any time a choreography of yours went viral so it was nothing you haven’t heard of.
Then, the crew with the trendy Bada Lee appears on the screen, "I'm gonna be honest, I don't know much about them." Lusher begins. " I'd say they're probably our biggest rivals due to our dance styles," Tatter adds.
"Maybe dancing is in Y/n's genes. She just has to prove it here. As a leader, I'm sure she knows many people look down on her due to her connection to her brother." You stare at the screen, a little surprised at the more neutral comment by their leader.
“Their style is very appealing and trendy. I feel we’re gonna see a lot from this crew,” Tsubakill’s Rena says with a soft smile.
The women of Jam Rebuplic were on screen, and you couldn't help but smile a little. Kristen and Ling met you during their time with the Royal Family, and knowing them for many years put you at ease. You also became a fan of Audrey's dance style with her appearance on the World of Dance.
"I know we're in a competition with these girls, but knowing Y/n personally, I know and believe her talent goes beyond imagination and can lead this team to success." The video then ends and shows the status of no-respect stickers given. You had gotten 2, while Lyn had 4.
As you sit, you think of having 3 level-headed crews on the show that didn't disrespect you. If anything, they looked respectful and sincere about all their comments.
The large room began to buzz in whispers as crews chatted about other teams. "I can't believe they think of you like that," Enyo shakes her head, but you shrug. "Their comments were honestly what I expected. I didn't expect the nicer things that Tsubakill and Bebe said."
"Agreed," Lyn mumbles, feeling down due to the comments. "I knew Jam was gonna be nice, but everyone else was truly a fifty-fifty."
Jam Republic then comes down with an energy that no one could match in the studio. They were the ones who felt as if they were at the top, and there was no denying it. They were at the top. The girls were the most unique with their versatile dance arsenal.
You knew your abilities as a dancer, and one thing you couldn't do well was Afro-dance, as the rhythm was genuinely different.
They stand in the middle as they react to their video, but every other team can't help but stare at the girls. The video played, and as every minute passed, their reactions were solely entertained rather than angry. In some way, you were engaged by the comments, too.
Some groups said they'd rather have Paris Globel there, but you know that in the popularity game, every team would have lost right then and there.
Nearing the end, you couldn't help but smile at Audrey's reaction to her 6 stickers. Your crew didn't have anything bad to say about them, and they took note of this as they took their seats right next to yours.
Ling and Kristen give you a fist bump and smile, which is noticed by Bada, who sits one team away from Aesthete.
“They seem close, huh,” Tatter whispers to her leader, who nods, intrigued at your relationship with the international team. After hearing the praise from Jam Republic, she knew you shouldn’t be underestimated.
If people from other countries were saying good things on your behalf, you couldn't be as weak as the other crews said. The large screen then shows the show's logo as the lights begin moving around on the runway area of the stage.
"Is it starting?" Enyo asks, but her questions are answered by Kang Daniel coming out. All the women were cheering as he had the mic and queue cards in hand.
"Hello. Welcome to Mnet's original dance series, Street Woman Fighter 2, and I'm your host, Kang Daniel. Not only will we see the competitions between some of the best dance crews in Korea, but we have gone international this season - with global named crews, making the competition more intense."
Heaven and Lyn act out a fight, punching each other lightly. "Yah, chill out, please," Aria warns the two younger girls causing them to abruptly halt the play fight.
"You'll fight to crush all the other crews and reach the top. Only one crew can do that. Here's the first dance battle to be the winner of this competition."
Kang Daniel did very good at amping everyone up. As you leaned forward, arms laid on your knees, hiding the lower half of your face, you hid your smile of amusement.
"The signature of the dance series is your first mission, the no-respect battle with the weakest dancer." You were all told to change, and you take your water with you as you return to the stage.



As you leave your room, you see the tall figure with the Oreo hair leave the room right beside yours. You bow when you see her, and she reciprocates. Given that you were tall, standing at 5'8, looking slightly up to meet her gaze, it was surprising.
"Hello, Bada-nim," You reach your hand out, and her eyes go wide, looking stunned. "I just want to thank you for not saying anything negative on behalf of my team."
She gladly accepts your handshake with a friendly grin, "Hey man, I know what it feels like when people compare you to the idol instead of acknowledging your talents."
"You're telling me. I've been getting compared to my brother ever since everyone found out about us being related."
"I had those moments when dancing with Kai, but people warmed up to it, especially the more I choreographed for him."
You smile at her with envy, "I bet it's nice to hear the love from people." You lower your head and lean against the wall, feeling somewhat ashamed for feeling this way. "I'm a little jealous Bada-nim."
Bada tilts her head, confused at what you, out of everyone, had to be jealous about.
"My one wish after this entire show ends is for people to see me as Y/n, the leader of Asthete. The one who puts a lot of effort into their craft and passion. Not just a shadow of my brother."
Bada's eyes soften at your determined gaze. She could feel how much you meant every word you said to her. She could only assume how bad it was for you, but Bada never realized how much it affected your mental until you spoke to her.
Somehow, that being your first proper interaction and conversation with each other made Bada's heart race. She wasn't expecting you to open up, but she really appreciated it, as it motivated her.
You notice all the noise in the room behind her, "You wanna head down with me, or are you still waiting for your team?"
"I'll probably wait to make sure they don't take their sweet time," Bada jokes, and you give her a genuine laugh, knowing how it feels to have a team all younger than you. "Don't worry, I totally understand."
You then bow, excusing yourself to get to the main stage, where you see all of Jam Republic ready. "Kristen! Ling!" You say, coming up to the leader with a massive hug. You met the girls on your travel to New Zealand for a dance collaboration and loved their energy, causing you to keep in contact. "Hey, girl! Long time no see."
You pout, "I know, I've been busy, so I never got to visit you guys over there," you tell her as you point to Ling, trying to involve her in the conversation. She also hugs you and plays with your long, silky hair that was currently ashy brown in color. As the three talk, Bebe comes down and sees the interaction. "She's close to all of them?" Bada mumbled to herself. Lusher looks in their direction as well. "I guess so."
You begin telling jokes and stories about the recent classes you've taught. The newly arriving team saw you showing them a sample of a choreography, you probably made. You looked so happy and smiled brightly as you moved for them, not going all out to save energy. A smile frames Bada’s face as she takes a seat, comparing your energy to a child showing off a piece of candy they got.
Rather than the serious personality you showed when you first came in, you did a 180, displaying your doe eyes and bunny smile. "Oh, Audrey, I've meaning to say how big of a fan I am of your dancing."
Bada's thoughts stray away as she can't help but keep her eyes locked on your figure.
She wasn't gonna lie to herself. You are super attractive as you carry yourself with confidence and assertiveness.
The genes were strong, too. You looked like the female version of your brother, which was a given, but your nose just seemed a bit smaller and your lips were evidently plumper. From the eyes down to the smile and even tattoos that she could see, you were almost a carbon copy of him.
"Oo~ our teacher has some interest in the leader of Aesthete," Tatter teases, and Bada scoffs. "I'm just realizing how much she looks like Jungkook-nim."
"You got that right," Tatter says, and Minah butts in, "As hot as him too." The girls giggle at her comment, but they can't help but agree. "She's so cool," Cheche says.
You begin to raise the sleeves of your flannel, out of habit, as you continue your chat with Jam Republic and team Bebe's eyes widen. You had a few minimal tattoos on your left arm, but your right arm was what caught their attention.
Inked on your arm was a full sleeve covering your forearms and down to your hands. The tattoos were all in a delicate art style, but as they covered your entire arm, the combination was badass. It did suit you, but now your adorable image was flipped upside down in Bada’s mind.
If only you saw her gaze. It looked like she wanted to do unimaginable things to you, but in a quick flash, she realizes the setting she’s in and shakes her head a bit.
"She looks like she would beat someone up," Tatter mumbles, but Bada can't help but think your face doesn't match your body. You had innocent doe eyes and a cute smile while your body looked ready for a boxing match, from the tattoos down to your noticeable muscles. "The Jeon bloodline must be strong," Minah mumbles, but everyone agrees.
The rest of the crews begin entering, and you wave off the girls, returning to your team.
"Whoever is battling first better hype up the entire crowd. My hands are literally sweating right now," Ling says, but you side-eye her with a questioning stare. Emma noticed this, nudging Ling in your direction, causing the two of them to laugh.
Once they commence the battles, everyone gets nervous. "The first no-respect battle is... 1Million Redy."
Your gaze follows Redy as she comes down from her spot. "The person I pick as the weakest dancer is..." She teases the crowd, approaching Deep N Dap or Lady Bounce. Redy then does a complete reverse and stands before the light blue team, "Bada of Bebe."
An obnoxious squeal could be heard, and you covered your ears at the sudden pitch. Looking over your shoulder to see it was Heaven, your eyes grow wide. You never knew that sound could come from her body, as she was always the quiet one on the team.
"THE Bada Lee dancing? Take my money now." Enyo rolls her eyes and slaps her, "Dude, don't be embarrassing us...Have some dignity, please."
Your chuckle pulls the two girls out of their tiny argument, and they continue to pay attention. If Bada got Heaven to react that way, you knew you had to pay attention to her in this battle. The younger girl barely gives anyone a reaction but her members, yet here she was, fangirling over Bebe's leader.
You look over and see the taller woman nod her head. "Redy of 1Million picks Bada of Bebe as the worst dancer."
"I just don't respect you," Redy ends straight and clear. "That's it."
Bada slightly paces and smirks, "Not Redy. Soobin. You're still an eighth grader to me." You smile at the comment, feeling the hype after the comments. "Whaaaa~ unnie. This. Is. Amazing." Lyn jumps up and down as she holds onto your shoulders, keeping her balanced. You stayed seated as the battle began and couldn't help but stare at Bada. Her cold face would get countered by her confident personality.
Redy dances, and you nod your head ever so often. While the battle continues, you feel a pair of eyes staring at you.
You look across the stage and around until you see the pair of eyes that cause your alertness. It was Manequeen's own Barbie doll, Redlic. Your attention was back to the dance where you see Bada about to begin.
Your eyes travel all over her body as she teases the younger girl with her dance, the grinding, body rolls, the taunting? You loved seeing it all. She dominated the stage as a one-man act, and you applaud her for that, which she notices and bows. That was the first time you gave someone a reaction as you all filmed, so she felt good about her performance.
"Cards are open in 3! 2! 1!"
The judges flipped their cards quickly, showing Bebe winning 3:0. Monika picked up the mic and told Redy, "Compared to Bada, you did dance like an eighth grader." Saying it in a casual tone made even you feel hurt.
Everyone sits, and the following battle is about to occur, "Mannaqueen's Redlic, please take the stage."
She wastes no time, walking up to your crew and giving you a seductive look. "The dancer I pick with no respect is Jeon Y/n." You smirk at this and grab your mic.
"Redlic, why did you choose Y/n as the no-respect dancer?"
"I wanted to see if she could set the stage on fire with me on it," causing a very evident chuckle to come out of you. "I can. I can even make it burn," you say confidently.
"Alright, the fight shall begin!"
When it begins, Redlic starts feeling up her body to "Needed Me" by Rihanna and swaying her body. She gets closer to you, going around and shaking her ass in front of you, causing you to bite your lips at her antics. You’d never deny a beautiful woman making moves on you, even if it was just for her dance.
She adds some floor work and ensures she shows out using all her space. Redlic had you entranced for some time, and before you knew it, it was your turn, "3! 2! 1! Switch!"
Your song was "Or Nah" by Ty Dolla $ign, and as you begin, you take off your jacket, revealing your sleeveless white top, and everyone's eyes go wide seeing your arms and full tattoos. You were starting to look like a hot commodity on stage, and Redlic couldn't help but lick her lips at the sight.
Behind you, Bada was still trying to gather herself after her battle, but her face flushed again once you removed your flannel. She felt her body heating up and hoped to cover up her reactions by hiding behind her hands.
You grind on the floor, body rolling on Redlic's body while kneeling, then pull yourself up. You did some ticking moves and mixed in some slow motion in there. As you slow-mo a hip-grabbing movement, you go into a motion of locking and popping. Then, slide on the floor, adding a flip to finish your sensual dance.
Bada stares, the hardest she probably ever has, and you lock eyes for a second. Seeing her face and body language formed a sly grin on your face, making her look away, now blushing furiously. She can’t even keep her head in the game when she hears your win of 3:0 against Redlic.
"Unnie?" Lusher stares at her leader, who follows the direction of her eyes, and laughs at the realization. "Unnie, this isn't like you at all!" The sub-leader claps as she laughs, and Bada can't do anything but tell her to shut up, which only causes her to laugh harder.
After a few more battles, you could all take a 30-minute break before resuming.
Everyone sat down chatting, and you were again talking to Jam Republic. You and Audrey had tied 3 times in battle until they decided you won your last match. "Dude, I need to know how you did that neck-breaking move," you ask Audrey, and she giggles shyly. "Let me show you."
She shows you the move, and as you copy it perfectly, she claps for you, "Yes! Well, you got it, fast girl." You laugh at her and talk about her first dance battle. "Man, the first bone-breaking move was insane."
"Which one?"
"Oh, uh, this one," You show the move she hits during "Low" by Flo Rida. Audrey begins jumping excitedly, almost fangirling for you, even if it was her own move. Everyone in the studio notices your interaction with JR and gossip about it.
"I saw them talking before, so they must know each other."
"Well, I'm pretty sure Y/n has taught a class with Latirce and Kristen before, so it's unsurprising."
You make more friends and move to Bebe, who doesn't notice your presence. That was until Kyma looked like she'd seen a ghost in front of her, causing them to look behind and gasp, seeing you standing there in front of them.
"Hey," was the only thing that came out of your mouth, yet all of the Bebe members stared at you like you had just told them the most remarkable speech on the planet. Well, everyone other than Bada.
She stared at you with enticing eyes, and you quickly took notice of her motive. Regarding the No-respect battles, you had already danced in 5, most girls explaining it was just for fun. In every action you participated in, your eyes met with Bada's, and you never knew what ran through that head of hers as you couldn't even think while dancing.
But you figured it out now.
"Ah, Y/n-nim, I'm a big fan," Minah bows, and you wave your arms, trying to deny any praise. "You're an excellent dancer, no need to deny it. Pretty face and stage present too," Tatter says, mumbling the last part, but you heard it. Your hand guides Tatter's head to face you, and you smile, "If I'm pretty, you're gorgeous."
Her face turns bright red, and you pat her head, finding it cute. You then see a familiar face amongst the crew, "Lusher, it's been a while since you've been to one of my classes." The sub-leader's face is full of embarrassment for being called out. "Don't worry, I'm not mad about it," you tell her, and Lusher's tense body relaxes.
"I've just been more focused on Bebe the past year, but maybe after the show, you'd let me back in?"
"You're always welcome at my place. Any of you are, honestly. Nothing wrong with expanding your horizons in dance." You announce, but Bada scoffs a little. "This feels a bit insulting to me. I am their teacher, you know."
You had no ill intent behind your comment, but you wanted to tease her, "You can always join me too. I'm sure you'll be my number one student."
The two's faces are just inches away, both having a condescending smirk on their faces. Members of Bebe look at each other, feeling the intensity of their stares, but their eyes go large at your pitched idea.
"How do you think about this? After the show, we collaborate in a choreography and class, and then we can dance together. No competition needed." Your fingers then point to your crew and Bada's crew, "We can all dance together."
You were now leaning your arms on the bench, Bada sitting between your sleeveless arms. Lusher and Tatter can't help but giggle at the sight. It was like a fox versus a fox.
"Sure, but I don't know if I can wait that long to be a top student again." You read the subtly in her voice, implying something you couldn't put your finger on. You lick your lips at her gaze and grin.
"Win two more battles, and I'll take my top student out to dinner?'
Bebe's eyes widen again in shock. Never seen Bada's eyes look so mischievous as they did now.
"Deal~"
A/n: The ending feels super lacking on this one, but I might make a part 2 to satisfy myself😭.
-sivine
#REDLIC???#OR A REDY ONE???#DON'T MIND ME I'M A SIMP FOR THEM TOO LIKE HOW I AM WITH TEAM BEBE AND JAM REPUBLIC
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hot theme omg!! love it and love u 💞
fank u belovedest😚😚 urs too helloooo
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help my mum is tje exact same <333 rn her fun sexy new idea is forcing me to consume weed with high thc which trigfers my psychosis insanely much and its bc she wants me to use it to taper down my antipsychotics <333 its so funny like ma'am i'm abt to have worlds funniest psychotic break <3
BRO SHE DEADASS DRUGGING YOU?????
#abuse tw#my mom is like well maybe I should make you take these substances that counteract your medication#because they're 'natural' and supposed to 'heal Me' like sheesh ma'am you're terminally stupid 🗣‼#drugs tw
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i want to move in with ethan so bad but i spent diamonds on that stupid penthouse :(
i hear that noise ..... but i am dropping that penthouse so fast if they give me the chance to move in with my king
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Ma'am you have my attention...👀‼
azris writing time 👀 + some bonus secret things
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WAitt omggg how about a student working as an apprentice or smth at CIA and Lorraine is her mentor ???
Atomic Blonde
Platonic Lorraine Broughton x teen!reader
TW: A smol panic attack, :) maybe a warning that I was trying to be funny but failed?
Summary: Basically the plot of the whole movie except the reader unknowingly saves the day, yaay ‼
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
"Well, ladies, I hope you're ready for this," The MI6 superior, Eric Gray said, taking a deep breath as he began to brief Lorraine and you on the situation in Berlin and the death of Gasciogne.
"...We promised Spyglass immunity in exchange for a document on microfilm, code-named The List." Gray spoke, pointing behind him at the projected images.
"Hidden in a Swiss watch, no less." Head of MI6, James Faulkner added, shifting in the leather armchair.
"The list contains every active clandenstine officer, all their shady deals. It's an atomic bomb of information that could extend the Cold War for another 40 years. You two will fly over to Berlin and connect with our man, David Percival. Get the list, bring it here and trust no one."
Lorrained looked over at you and back at Gray. "What's the deal with the kid? She'll have to go with me?"
"Indeed she will. Y/N's fresh out of high school, she applied through the new undergraduate scholarship program we're offering. She's going to be your intern and you're going to be her mentor." Gray replied giving Lorraine a file.
"You should know that sending somebody so young and inexperienced into a job like this puts all our lives at risk, especially hers. She's not ready to be here and I won't have her anywhere near me, especially while I'm working." Lorraine spoke in her distinct British accent, her grip tightening around the file. "And I didn't sign up to be a babysitter."
Gray maintained his composure and replied, "She may not have extensive experience, but she received training from her father, Emmet Kurzfeld." He gestured for Lorraine to open the file, emphasizing the information contained within.
"Y/N Kurzfeld?" Lorraine mused and lifted her eyebrow as she glanced at the file. "Nepotism on a whole another level." She muttered. You gulped down nervously, your eyes fixed on the floor.
Lorraine sighed, pointing to you with her index finger. "You're going to watch me while I work. You are not going to get involved and you are not going to do anything without my explicit permission. Is that perfectly clear? I need to know you understand what I'm saying, Y/N."
"Yes, ma'am, I understand. I won't cause any troubles, I promise," you quickly replied, nodding your head.
"You're Elizabeth Lloyd, a Cambridge-educated lawyer sent by James Gasciogne's family." Gray handed Lorraine the forged ID and passport and then turned his attention towards you.
"You, Y/N, you will recieve your cover documentation tomorrow. You'll go to Berlin two days after agent Broughton, you'll communicate with eachother only if necessary. Your role will be to observe her activities from a distance."
"And keep an eye out for Satchel, a KBD double agent who has been MI6's problem for years." 'C' added, tapping the armrest in frustration. "An absolute pain in the ass."
Two days later; location: Berlin - airport
Arriving in Berlin in the evening, Lorraine picked you up from the airport. "Brown suits you, ma'am," you remarked, admiring her wig. "Thank you, Y/N. And feel free to call me Lorraine," she replied, raising an eyebrow. "Come along now, I'll arrange for a taxi to take us to the hotel," she added, taking hold of your suitcase. "Will I have my own room?" you asked as you got into the taxi. "Certainly. But don't get too excited; it's right next to mine. If you cause any trouble, I'll be the first to know," Lorraine responded, casting a stern look your way before adjusting her sunglasses.
Upon entering the hotel, Lorraine immediately parted ways with you in the lobby. You glanced around, taking in the surroundings, while she headed off. Your gaze fell to the vibrant green carpet, marred slightly by the presence of an eye-catching orange couch. "Um, I have a room reservation under Monika Weber." You showed the girl at the front desk the forged ID, offering an innocent smile. The receptionist handed you the room keys, her feet finding their way back up onto the desk. "Enjoy your stay," she replied, her attention drifting back to the Bravo magazine, or more accurately, the captivating image of Modern Talking gracing its cover.
Walking down the hallway and into your room, you closed the curtains and began unpacking your suitcase. Startled by a knock at the door, you called out, "Who's there?"
"It's me, Lorraine," came the reply from the hallway. "Oh, right," you responded, opening the door and finding yourself taken aback by the sight of Lorraine in an elegant black dress.
"Are you going out? Can I come with you?" you asked, hoping for a positive response. "No, pumpkin. The club I'm heading to is strictly for those above 18 years old," she explained, placing her room keys behind the red lava lamp on your table.
"Haha, so funny... I thought people can't drink while working." You replied sarcastically. "Besides... I'm not really into partying anyway. Maybe you could at least read me a bedtime story before you go?" you suggested, crossing your arms and adopting a sarcastic tone again.
"Isn't it past your bedtime?" Lorraine smirked before turning and leaving. Rolling your eyes, you moved the lava lamp when something caught your attention—Lorraine had forgotten her room keys. Observing her blonde hair disappearing swiftly out of the hotel, you contemplated for a moment before deciding to seize the opportunity. Quietly, you tiptoed towards her room, clutching the keys.
"I bet she has a rad wardrobe." You thought to yourself. With a sense of curiosity, you opened the closet, tempted to try on some of Lorraine's coats. The black ones, in particular were really bitchin', bad to the bone. You chose the first one that caught your eye, slipping it on and relishing the feel of the fabric against your skin. However, as you explored the coat's pockets, your hands accidentally came into contact with a wire-like object, causing it to snap. Panic coursed through you as you hurriedly returned the coat to its place, desperately hoping that Lorraine wouldn't discover the damage you had caused to her spying equipment. With a sense of guilt, you retraced your steps back to your room, carefully returning the keys to the spot where Lorraine had left them, before climbing into bed.
As you were beginning to drift off to sleep, several hours later, you heard the sound of Lorraine entering your hotel room and retrieving her keys. "Goodnight, Y/N," she whispered softly before leaving.
Next, morning; location: Your hotel room
You awoke early in the morning, still battling with jet lag and feeling a lingering sense of tiredness. As you opened your eyes, you were greeted by the sight of a brown-haired woman standing at the foot of your bed. "Jesus, Lorraine, barf me out." You sat up, rubbing your eyes.
"I apologize, dear. It's just force of habit," Lorraine responded, her voice carrying a hint of amusement. She placed some snacks and money on your bedside table. "I brought you some snacks from the lobby. If you get hungry or thirsty, just call for room service."
"Do you have brown eye contacts?" You squinted at her, tilting your head curiosly. "Yeah, I have to go see what I'm up against in the east, therefore the disguise." She explained with a smirk. "That's really not fair. Everything suits you," you remarked, a tinge of envy in your voice.
"Um... Lorraine- would you be angry if I like... accidentally... broke... the wire in your coat?" you finally mustered the courage to confess, averting your gaze and staring at the floor.
"The wire? What wire?" Lorraine inquired, raising an eyebrow. However, after a moment, she sighed. "Well, no, I'm not mad. Accidents happen. I'll be back in the evening. Stay here, watch some TV, or maybe go chat with that girl at the front desk. I think she's around your age," she suggested before leaving once again.
"Internship, bullshit. More like boringship. Scam. Bogus." You muttered under your breath. You walked into the lobby, sitting down beside the front desk girl who was listening to her walkman on the tacky orange couch.
"Want a gummi?" she offered, extending a red pack of Hitschler's bubble gum to you. With a shrug of your shoulders, you nodded and accepted. "My name's Klara," she introduced herself with a slight smile. "So, what brings you here all alone?" Klara inquired, her German accent coloring her words.
"My father's side of the family is German, but due to the Cold War, I haven't been able to see my grandparents for a long time. I decided to... you know... get to know Berlin before they come to pick me up next week," you explained. "Get to know Berlin," she echoed, blowing a bubble with her gum and popping it. "Berlin ist eine Stadt, verdammt dazu, ewig zu werden, niemals zu sein," she said cryptically. "Thank God we have music." Klara stood up, offering you her walkman. "Need Your Passion by Sweet Connection." She pointed at the walkman before you listened to the tape. You spent your whole day talking about music with Klara, while enjoying the snacks left behind by Lorraine, and watching MTV in the lobby.
Morning; location: Still your hotel room, hun
You woke up in the morning with a pounding headache. "Hey, Lorraine, I think I have a migr-" Your words trailed off as you took in the unexpected sight before you. Your hand flew to your mouth in surprise as you saw Lorraine in bed with a young woman. "Uh... I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry... Please... continue?" you stammered, your face flushing with embarrassment. You quickly closed the door, berating yourself for your poor choice of words, and retreated back to your room. Anticipating an uncomfortable conversation, you locked the door, hoping Lorraine wouldn't bother you.
"Y/N?" you heard her call after you. "I don't want to talk!" you replied from inside the room, your voice laced with frustration. "Y/N, please..." Lorraine's voice carried a mix of sternness and tenderness. "Is this some new spying technique or something?" you couldn't help but inject sarcasm into your words.
"I... Her name's Delphine Lasalle. She's a new French agent. We can trust her," Lorraine explained. "You know, I'm not bothered by her... I just feel embarrassed that I saw..." you began, your voice trailing off.
"It's fine. It's not your fault. I forgot to lock the doors and change the 'do not disturb' sign. It just happened so quickly... and... yeah," Lorraine interjected, understanding the mix of emotions swirling within you.
"Could you at least introduce me to your new 'source'?" you asked, deciding to open the door and unlock it. Lorraine smiled and nodded. "I'm meeting with your father later. If you want, you can come with me?" she offered.
"Good for you, but I'd rather stay here," you replied, choosing to remain in the room.
"That's alright. Tomorrow, I'll be busy again. I have to get Spyglass across the border. The Russians are after him because he memorized the whole list." Lorraine ruffled your hair before saying goodbye.
Next day; location: Hotel lobby
Amidst your daydreams, Klara's voice jolted you back to reality. "East Berlin peace leaders have organized a demonstration today at Alexanderplatz. Want to come with me?" she asked. "Sure," you nodded, grateful for the distraction. Klara noticed your pensive expression and inquired, "What's on your mind, Monika?"
You paused for a moment, contemplating your response. "I don't know... I guess I can't wait to see my grandparents again. I miss them so much," you hated lying, but that was your work. You can't trust anybody. Sensing your longing, Klara offered her support. "I'm just about to finish my shift. Let me distract you and help you get ready for the protest," she suggested, standing up from her desk.
Later, the same day; location: Alexanderplatz
"So many people-" you looked around the crowded street. "I don't like it one bit, I can't see sh*t." You said to Klara when you noticed the familiar blonde a few meters before you, walking along with Spyglass. Suddenly, a piercing whistle cut through the air, prompting everyone to open their umbrellas. You sensed that something was about to happen, and your anxiety began to rise. The crowd seemed to close in around you, intensifying the feeling of being trapped.
"Not now- not now- Christ-" you thought to yourself, your vision getting blurry from the tears that threatened to fall when you bumped into a guy, recognizig him as Percival. "I'm so sorry, sir!" you blurted out, realizing that he was aiming the gun towards Spyglass, you noticed hus gun had fallen out of his pocket. Overwhelmed by panic, you made a split-second decision and decided to run in the opposite direction, making your way back to the hotel.
"What the f*ck," you whispered to yourself, trying to steady your breathing, but finding little success. You picked up the lava lamp from the table, fixating your gaze on it as a means of distraction. Sinking down to the floor, you leaned against the wall, hugging your knees tightly. Exhaustion washed over you, and before you knew it, you drifted off to sleep right there.
"Y/N?" Lorraine knocked on the door, entering inside when she didn't hear your answer. "Y/N?" She crouched down infront of you. "What happened, Lorraine?" You asked, lifting your head up, rubbing your eyes. "I'm fine. You saved Spyglass from a bullet, I was able to get him across safely. You're going to tell MI6 he is dead, alright? But now it's my turn to ask: what happened to you?"." Lorraine expression turned to worry.
You shrugged your shoulders, unsure of how to put your emotions into words. "A friend invited me to the protest, but I started feeling overwhelmed by the crowd and the umbrellas," you explained.
Lorraine's concern deepened as she assessed your well-being. "Are you feeling better now?" she inquired gently.
"Yeah, I think so... You should go retrieve The List. I think we both know who has it," you responded, mustering determination. Slowly standing up, you added, "Maybe I'll go spend some time with Delphine in the meantime?"
Later in the evening; location: Delphine's apartment
"Um- where's the toilet, Delphine?" You asked, clutching your lower belly. Feeling a chill, you closed the window that was wide open. "Right there on the left." Delphine replied, pointing the way. As you entered the toilet, the realization dawned upon you, explaining both your migraine and emotional state.
"Um, Delphine, do you have any pads!?" you called out, feeling a slight blush creeping up your cheeks.
"No, I'm sorry. Want me to go to the store to buy them for you?" She offered. "Yes, please, I'll just wait here..."
About hundred years later; location: Still in the WC-
"f*cking sh*t..." you cursed under your breath as you waited in the toilet for God knows how long. What was taking her so long? Finally you heard Delphine come back, with Lorraine. You cracked the door open enough for Delphine to pass the pad through.
"I've got the list. Percival is dead." Lorraine said, her voice carrying through the hallway as she spoke with Delphine.
"And I can provide you with the photos and tapes that prove Percival was Satchel." Delphine responded. You rolled your eyes, knowing damn well who the true Satchel was.
"I would have never guessed it was Percival," you commented as you stepped out of the toilet. "Can we leave Berlin now?"
Lorraine considered your question before nodding. "Yes, it's time to get out of here. We have what we need, and it's best to make our move."
A week later; location: MI6 headquarters - interrogation room
"Percival was Satchel." Lorraine said. You observed the tense atmosphere in the interrogation room as Gray pressed Lorraine about the whereabouts of The List. "Where's the list? Where's the list Lorraine?" Gray asked. Lorraine remained defiant, responding with a simple "I don't know."
Faulkner, stood up, stopping the recorder, entering the interrogation room. "We're choosing to bury this one, Lorraine," Faulkner declared firmly. "Your mission never took place. This conversation... never happened. We're putting you on leave. We'll start the next decade well rested... And as for Y/N, she informed us, she'll get a new internship elsewhere."
Three days later; location: Paris - plane
"No way- you killed Bremovych and his henchmen, and you managed for MI6 not to get The List?" you asked, looking out of the porthole, down at Paris and back at Lorraine. You couldn't help but reflect on the events that had unfolded. "Yes I did. You weren't that bad either." Lorraine spoke in her American accent. "She must've gotten that after you, boss." The blonde turned to your dad.
"Breaking the wire that Percival planted in my coat and saving Spyglass and Delphine." She smiled.
"Huh? I know about Spyglass but-" You tilted your head in confusion. "Percival was infront of Delphine's building, trying to get in throught the window, but he saw she wasn't inside. Percival had been on the hunt for Delphine, waiting for an opportunity to strike, knowing she was collecting proof that he was a traitor. He was waiting outside when I found him. Delphine arrived right after I killed him, told me they were out of 'lady products' in the store so she had to drive with her motorbike to a different one." Lorraine explained.
Delphine's unexpected detour to another store for supplies had unknowingly spared her from a potentially dangerous encounter. It was a reminder of how unpredictable and interconnected events could be, and how small actions could have significant consequences.
"That's rad... I still hate womanhood, though." You crossed your arms, frowning.
Lorraine chuckled softly at your comment. "Well, womanhood can be challenging at times, but it also comes with its own strengths and advantages," she said, her voice filled with a hint of wisdom. "You've already shown great courage and resourcefulness, Y/N. Don't let the challenges of womanhood discourage you. Embrace who you are and use it to your advantage." She spoke. "Like you." You added.
Notes: Need yourr passionnn, need yourrr loveee
#lorraine broughton#lorraine broughton x reader#atomic blonde#atomic blonde fanfiction#lorraine broughton fanfiction#lorraine broughton x delphine lasalle
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When Beyoncé said "If you don't jump to put jeans on, baby, you don't feel my pain" she was including Chris Evans on that 👀🍑

damn what he doin out there with all that ass?
double cheeked up‼thick ass slice of heaven😤


i love watching avengers for the plot... the plot^

ass thicker than a bowl of oatmeal🥣
and he knows it🥴😏 we love a humble king😌

i wanna thank miss ma'am for this photo op– she did the lord's work😩
#save some for the rest of us damn papi#chris evans#chris evans content#america's ass#captain america#steve rogers#marvel cinematic universe#marvel universe#ace comic con#dailycelebs#dailymen#dailycevans#daily chris evans#cevansnation
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i hope no one's getting annoyed with all the filipino au asks 🧎♀️
but !!! mina and hagakure would definitely make tiktoks during vacant periods and recreate those kpop relay dances 🤩 (kirishima and uraraka would eventually pick up the steps and join in too 💃🕺) and kaminari or sero would be that one guy going "anDIYAN NA SI MA'AM 🗣📣‼" [the teacher's coming] and everyone just pauses for a second then glares at them bc it's never true 🤬
aLSO THE MONEY THING ,, I NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TOO AND I JUST HAND ALL MY MONEY TO THEM 😭
ok this is the VERRRYYYY last one before i post fr 💀
one day kaminari’s being fr with the teacher actually being near, but NO ONE listened to him— bc of the previous times he was bullshitting 🗿 and the teacher enters the classroom, and is just standing at the doorway amidst all the chaos
and kaminari’s just like 😃🤭 “i wasn’t lying this time”
#do people tak his warnings a little more seriously now? yeah#🪄—bestfrans#anyways if people were annoyed by these hcs they could just block the my interacting tag 💀#🗣—. talks !!#✉️—. mail !!
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BESTIE TRIAGE HAS ME ON CHOCKEHOLD ALREADY‼🗣 IM DOWN BAD BAD FOR LEE HEESEUNG AS A CUTE DORKY NERD 😳😭😔😍♥️
*the way he's just genuine and adorably funny :( it strikes my protection mood, i wanna form a squad and push taehyun out of the way whenever he's bothering my beloved nerd!!!! c'mon let's fight for nerds rights ‼💪🗣
as a former nerd from the clumsy chem jokes community, i 100% support hee and his puns, c'mon is hella funny 🤣 personally i like to hear them, PERIODICALLY *ba-dum-tiss*
yn is so so so perfect 😵 miss ma'am screams girlboss all the way and we love to see! obviously hee is into her, babes take a look???? he's talking an U🤭 srry ryunjin
HAVE I TOLD U HOW MUCH I LOVE UR WRITING PLS IS DIVING AND INCREDIBLE I FELT LIKE IT WAS A MOVIE THE SCENE PERFECTLY UNFOLDED ON MY MIND 🤯 😩 i was already a simp for ur work during open sesame, and im here again to push my fan card on ur blog hello😆😆😆
AAAHHH CAN'T WAIT TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! but also pls take ur time, update when u can and don't feel rushed to do so! ik it's not as easy as it seems (since i write too, ik the struggles😵) so take care too!!! we can wait for nerd heeseung w the same hype♥️🤞 (sorry for the long ask too i got carried away sjwjwak)
WAIT HELLO NAURRR SKY DID NOT JUST DROP INTO MY ASKS!!!! BFF WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW HAVE U BEEN AND OH MY GOD I LOVE UR PFP SO MUCH 😭
OWIEJFOIJWEJEW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING WHAT THE HELL BRO??? NAURR heeseung is literally such a dork in triage hfdkslksjdf but oh my god pls the thought of nerd!heeseung makes me wanna run a few laps i.... hes so cute 😭 iM SO HAPPY U ENJOYED IT THOUGH SKJDFJ STOPPP he literally needs to be protected,,, mf taehyun was such a dick i--😐 #jail
PLSSS FORMER NERD???? JSDFJSJ U AND TRIAGE!HEESEUNG WOULD BE SO COMPATIBLE 🤪PLS I LOVE THAT SM THO NERDS R THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY AIGHT... AND PLS NOT ME SNORTING AT UR JOKE I CANT I CANT DEFEND U NO MOREEEE 😭
omg!!! im so happy u liked yn too ;-; fr shes a girlboss she loves to gaslight pls AND YES FR HEESEUNG KINDA FEELING IT... HES KINDA FEELING IT BUT ALSO YN KINDA SCARY 😭 SDHJDSH HELP HES LITEARLLY ADORABLE I CANT I WANT THIS BOY SO BAD
AND STOPPP NOOOO YOURE LITERALLY THE NICEST KINDEST SWEETEST THANK U SM FOR EVEN SUPPORTING ME DURING MY OPEN SESAME DAYS TOO :((( u were one of the first moots i made so uM IM KINDA IN LOVE W U !!! im literally ur fan stfu i cant ... ALSO NOW THAT IM FINALLY FREE FROM EXAMS AND HAVE A READING BLOG IVE BEEN MEANIGN TO READ SOME OF UR WORKS BUT IDK WHERE TO START SO PLEASE PLEASE REC A STARTING POINT FOR ME 🧎
you're the best, i— 😭 not u supporting my once-montly updates i honestly dont know how yall deal w me atp i deserve the electric chair lmfaooo IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FINISH OPEN SESAME AND I HAVE SM SHIT TO WRITE SO I HOPE TRIAGE CAN BE AT LEAST A LIL QUICKER... LETS PRAY FOR MEEEE BUT NO BFF NEVER APOLOGISE PLS I LOVE CHATTING TO U!!! <333333
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MA'AM RED HAIRED HEESEUNG ❗❗❗❗❗❗
YES RED HAIRED HEESEUNG AWOOOOAAAAAWOOOWOOWOWOWOW ‼‼‼‼
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Mate, I'd be--like--82 years old and you'd still find me cackling at sex jokes in my care home 😔✌🏼
ma'am, the only sex jokes you're gonna find in that care home is the amount of viagra and patience it takes anyone in there to get a boner. 😭✋‼
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Gurl you spoke mad facts. I went to a Christian school and I lived at a dorm. One of the girls was friends with a Muslim girl, and I kid you not, she'd come back home from school all proud saying I told my muslim more about Jesus today so she might consider converting. And I sat there thinking, "ma'am we're at the Christian school. Don't you think they shove this down her throat every school week?" But I'm not surprised, this school had a white savior complex.(This was in Senegal)
Nawll bc me and that girl woulda had beef the moment that shit flew out her mouth bc what is wrong w you... also all white ppl got a white savior complex idc idc, some of yall just got yo shit under wraps‼
#juicytalks#pimpnons#also im sorry but i hear so many stories about Christian and just religious schools in general they sound like an absolute nightmare#especially bc most of them teach the false and bigoted version of the religion
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WAIT I DIDNT KNOW YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT CAME OUT BUT HAPPIEST 800 GIRLIE ILY W ALL MY HEART 💖💖💖🎈🎈
HI MISS MA'AM‼‼ ILYSM BUT U KNOW THAT ALREADY TYSM <333
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😄👒😶😇😊💕😃💉🌙👍
😄: I can always count on you to like/reply to my personal posts.
Always💞
👒: You come off as very friendly!
Do I?🤣 I really don't feel like that most of the times but I'm happy if I do
😶: I’m honored that you’re even following me tbH.
You don't have to because you are an amazing person and your blog is *chef's kiss* (also if you ever need someone to fight those disgusting anons, I'm always here. And please don't listen to them!!🧡🧡)
😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive.
And I'm glad! I'm sorry I'm not the best at keeping conversations alive tho😅
😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before.
So did you!! You made my day so many times, you're too sweet🥺💞
💕: I love you‼︎
Ma'am, I love you so so much 🧡🧡
💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better.
Same! I always feel a bit better when I stalk check your blog🤣
🌙: You’re beautiful.
Not as much as you❤❤
👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person.
aww thank you😭❤
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💻 😃😀 🌊 😈 👟 🍰 🌈 🌙 😅 🍉 💕 x
💻: Are you ever not online?
ma'am this is my home
😃: I love seeing you in my notifications!
♥️♥️♥️♥️
😀: I would consider us friends.
sure hope so
🌊: You have a lot of personality.
some might say, too much
😈: I know your secret~
please enlighten me
👟: I feel as though you’re out of my league.
HOW i'm literally stupid
🍰: I might recognize you if I ran into you on the street.
SURE HOPE SO
🌈: Sometimes I see your selfies and think to myself: “I’m gay.”
i missed this one while reading thru the list, i wonder do other queers feel strange when a straight person says this to them???
(floor i wanna be clear, i know you, i know how you meant this im just, curious)
🌙: You’re beautiful.
YOU are beautiful
😅: I often worry about upsetting you or scaring you off.
HOW IN THE WORLD . We have been friends for 9 years literally nothing will scare me
🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other.
SOON
💕: I love you‼︎
I love YOU!!!!!
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