#MARRIAGE PROPOSAL🚨🚨🚨🚨

[rosie-tyler]

[amostnobleyandere]

A Team Effort (Yandere! Diluc × GN! Reader) (Suggestive !!!)

Summary: Feeling that the distance between your worlds was too wide, you never acted on the feelings you had for Diluc Ragnvindr. When Diluc proposes, you reject him. His brother decides to take matters into his own hands by delivering you to Diluc himself. Diluc doesn’t oppose the new arrangement, as long as you’re with him.

*not quite nsfw, nothing happens except for a make-out session, but there is a huge implication at the end.

A/N: diluc and reader are both “nobles” bc I am eating these historical manwhas UP man. this is a little cringe but I needed an outlet

warning(s) 🚨: !!! yandere !!!, possessive behavior, non-consensual touching, non-consensual kissing,🚨 !!!! implied non-con at the end !!!!🚨, reader has a bad family but it’s not described in detail, kidnapping, forced marriage, obsessive behavior, betrayal, captivity, slight exhibitionism?? (Diluc is making out w reader and Kaeya’s just chilling there, watching)

*is suggestive but only bc diluc is getting friendly w reader’s neck and lips and leaving a bunch of hickies and the last line is !!VERY!! suggestive (it’s a tad bit steamy and very implicative), Kaeya is there too (they’re both morally questionable in this), Kaeya is in on Diluc’s yandere behavior, reader is an innocent bystander, !!! Reader has a Shit Family (TM) !!!

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Soft lips trailed eagerly up your neck, across your collar bone, over any skin they could reach that had been previously covered by the light night shirt you wore.

You felt an unnerving amount of heat seep through your skin at the contact. For hours your neck and lips had been receiving his attention; biting, bruising, worshipping to no end.

You tried not to squirm as his hands—his hot, hot hands—held you firmly in place; both of them settled on your hips, his unnatural warmth bleeding through the thin fabric and into your skin. Your back was pressed up against the headboard of the luxurious bed you had been sat upon.

The man you were holding onto for dear life buried his head into the crook of your neck, using his tongue and teeth to suck and lick blooming marks into the sensitive skin.

The deep scent of firewood, ink, and a strong cologne surrounded you, suffocating your senses and putting you into a delirious haze.

Your shirt had been tugged down and rested just above your chest. The man laying passionate kisses across your upper body had not dared to pull it any further.

How gentlemanly he was, being considerate enough to allow you to cover up from his wandering eyes, and yet everything else he was doing was still highly inappropriate. He had pulled it down just enough to allow himself a taste, to run his fingers over the smooth expanse of skin that was once hidden to him by layers of clothing, and perhaps to make you look just the slightest bit debauched as his mouth marked anywhere it could reach.

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You had been brought to the Ragnvindr Manor against your will.

It was more like a quiet ambush than a kidnapping and, as you found out when it was was too late, it had been planned by your family without your knowledge.

It started when maids swiftly funneled into your room and started packing up your belongings; then those maids plus additional servants hurried you into an unfamiliar carriage, ushering you in. You found yourself sitting across from Kaeya Alberich, a man you had only exchanged a few polite words with in your entire life.

He was grinning from ear to ear.

When you tried to open the door, it wouldn’t budge. Anxiety rose in your chest as Kaeya watched you struggle with a satisfied smile.

That was when you had started to panic—no matter how much you insistently pressed the man for answers, he danced around your questions and remained unmoved by the nervous waiver in your voice, saying that a surprise was waiting for you at the end of the carriage ride. He never spoke a sentence that gave you a clue as to where you were going.

You peeked out of the window after seeing the carriage pass through a large gate and were met with the impressive sight of Ragnvindr Manor.

Kaeya, who had remained irritatingly calm for the entirety of the ride, languidly got up from his seat across from you and reached for the previously locked handle. You heard a click from the outside. He pushed down.

With a sly smile, he turned to you and gestured to the now open door.

You couldn’t help the resentful glare that settled in your features at the borderline mocking gesture. After shooting him a dirty look, you hesitantly stepped out of the carriage.

You jumped when you felt Kaeya’s hand settle on your lower back, who seemed amused by your startled reaction. He grinned down at you; that and his arm around your waist was anything but comforting, as the weight felt like it was trapping you, shackling you from running away.

You were ushered through the large, yawning doorway and led into the dim front hall. You stared in awe at the luxurious wood interior that was bathed in a warm glow from the candlelight reflecting, flickering off the high walls and shadowed ceiling.

Your mind was momentarily distracted from the anxiety thrumming in your chest, with Kaeya’s hand still resting lightly on your back as he pushed you forward.

He led you through the initial archways and up the stairs, his pace annoyingly (and yet eerily) slow, which you were forced to match.

He stopped in front of a door that blended in with the rest of the dark wood that was characteristic of the architecture.

There was nothing special about it, and that only made you more nervous.

“Well,” Kaeya finally spoke, voice smooth and suave as it always was. “This is it.”

As you processed that you had basically just let a stranger pull you into someone else’s house and isolate you from any form of safety, your frazzled feelings formed a heavy weight in your chest, a raging combination of panic and fear.

“What’s going on?” You asked. “Why am I here?”

His grip curved against the side of your waist and tightened, keen on not letting you bolt.

You were seconds away from running into the maze of hallways and hoping you could find your out when Kaeya gingerly knocked on the door. He shot you a glance, seemingly reading your thoughts as his other hand, the hand tensely holding your waist, idly played with the fabric underneath his fingers.

His demeanor was infuriatingly casual as you stressed over every decision that could have possibly led you here. Despite his feckless expression, you felt that he understood the weight of what he was doing. He wasn’t oblivious to your fear or your anxiety, and there was a serious expression in his eyes that looked like determination.

Whatever he brought you here for, he was planning to see it through, unmoving and stubborn.

You wondered what could make a man such as Kaeya, who had always seemed so removed from any conflict in society, so motivated. You wondered what role you had in him achieving his goal.

The door opened, revealing a very surprised Diluc, dressed down more than you had every seen him. His usual heavy outer coat had been removed, leaving him in a white undershirt and vest. Long crimson hair was thrown up in a high ponytail. The candlelight from inside the room reflected off of it, making a shining halo form around his head.

From what you could tell, he was in the middle of getting ready for bed, with a few stray buttons undone at the top of his shirt.

You felt your face heat up at the sight.

“Kaeya? What….”

His gaze first landed on his brother, sending him a confused look, before it landed on you and stayed, a wide eyed stare that told you he was not expecting your visit.

You squirmed awkwardly under his stare, too bewildered by the situation to say a proper greeting. You pressed down the urge to cover your now burning face with a hand as you were pinned under both his and Kaeya’s full attention.

“Diluc,” Kaeya spoke, unbothered by the obvious tension in the air. He fully encircled his arm around your side, a happy smile forming on his face.

Left stumbling gracelessly by constricting arm around your waist, you were pulled closer into Kaeya and into the doorway where Diluc stood stiffly, still staring at you.

“An early birthday gift.”

….What? You felt a cold dread immediately begin to pool in your stomach, the words freezing and repeating in your head.

You had been nervous before, but now your body was going into survival mode as fear took over.

What the hell was he talking about?

Your mind ran at the implication. You were a person. Not an item to be passed around. Was this some kind of sick revenge for rejecting someone so much higher than you in status and power? Was your family in on it? Were you suppose to be some kind of offering for Diluc?

You nearly flinched when you heard Diluc make an affronted and angry noise in response, almost something like a growl, as he glared at his brother with burning red eyes.

After that, you found yourself sitting on a plush couch inside of what could only be Diluc’s chambers. Across the room, Diluc and Kaeya spoke in harsh whispers, sparing furtive glances towards you every few seconds.

You pointedly tried not to look at the very large four post bed in the middle of the room, feeling much too awkward and uncomfortable in what was obviously the personal room of a man you were not married to. The taboos of society all began to rise to the forefront of your mind, and you realized how inappropriate this all was; if it got out, there would be a terrible scandal, and your family would drag you through the mud for dirtying the reputation of both theirs and the Ragnvindr names.

Your damp hands clamped down on the fabric of your clothes, clenching into tense fists as the only other people in the room left you to stew in your anxiety.

Suddenly, there was a shout.

You nearly jumped five feet into the air. You had to tense every muscle in your body to keep yourself from rising off the small couch, though you could not stop your head whipping around to the source of the noise.

You heart rate, after finally calming down, sped up again as the dread in your stomach churned. You had a bad feeling that this odd situation was coming to its climax.

The sound had came from Diluc. In Kaeya’s hand was an outstretched piece of paper, too far away for you to make out whatever was written on it. Diluc swiftly took the sheet from Kaeya, scanning over it with wide eyes.

“We’re….?” Diluc breathed, suddenly looking at you with wide eyes and flushed cheeks, his lips parted in surprise.

“Officially.” Kaeya said, a laugh in his merry voice, clearly amused by Diluc’s reverent expression. The calvary captain titled his head towards you, his eyes barely glancing your way, signaling to Diluc to go over to you. Your chest tightened.

Diluc looked at Kaeya, then turned fully to face you, taking slow steps as if approaching a startled animal.

His expression betrayed an unexpected nervousness, seeming almost shy as he came to stand in front of you. He looked down at you from above, not speaking. Opening his mouth, then closing it, he balled his fist onto his knees as lowered himself down to sit beside you.

He was close. Too close. To close to be normal, for two people who were in such an odd situation. You were paralyzed by dread and didn’t try to move away from the startling, sudden heat that came with Diluc sitting next to you.

He looked away from you, his head facing the ground in front of you, then turned his body to angle himself towards you. For a moment, he stared ahead, right past the edge of the sofa. He opened his mouth to speak and a breathy, light voice came out, so different from his usual deep timber.

��Your family….,” He started. Your heart stopped. “has agreed for us to be wed without a ceremony. My brother,” he shot Kaeya an accusing look, turning away for a second before returning his gaze to the ground at your feet, “has taken it upon himself to take care of the all the details and bring you here. I’m sure you weren’t aware of this, and this all must be very confusing, but we are now legally…..”

He stopped on the last word, finally looking up into your eyes, his own burning with a passion so bright it scared you.

You could do nothing but stare in horror as he opened his mouth and tied you to him forever.

“Married.” Ah. There it was. His usual voice, deep and pleasant.

He grabbed your clenched hand, gently but insistently pressing it open and laying his much larger palm flat atop your own before intertwining his fingers with yours. Your joined hands rested atop your knee, which is where Diluc’s gaze stayed, entranced by the point of contact between his skin and yours.

In any other situation, the action would’ve been incredibly romantic and sweet; a tender moment that would’ve set your weak heart aflame and stirred butterflies in your stomach. Your crush, holding your hand, looking at you with all the adoration in the world? It sounded like a dream.

Yet, this was possibly the worst situation you had ever found yourself in; dragged to the house of someone you barely knew and finding them infatuated with you. Knowing that you’d been given to them like a wrapped gift.

Diluc had confirmed all your fears. You now knew that your family had gone behind your back and lied to you, betrayed you, despite how much you had insisted that you not be engaged to Diluc. It would be too painful when he eventually, inevitably broke it off to marry someone else.

Your romantic feelings for him were only the beginnings of a fervent admiration. Still, you knew it would come to nothing, and that your feelings could not change the nature of the world.

The two of you lived in different worlds, different circles, and he had better marriage prospects from people that could give him more than you ever could: power, wealth, and all the things that you would always have to look at but never be able to touch.

The emotions you were seeing in his eyes when he stared into yours could never be described as a shallow admiration, however.

No, now you wish you had discouraged being engaged to him for a different reason; his feelings went far beyond the bounds of admiration. They burned in his eyes; they burned you with their intensity.

You had seen a side of Diluc today that scared you. You knew your simple crush couldn’t hold a candle to his raging inferno, something wild and uncontrollable. You knew that he would consume you, if you allowed him to.

It must’ve shown on your face. The confusion, the bewilderment, one of the many emotions you were feeling must’ve seeped into your expression, as Diluc began to attempt to comfort you.

His hand slipped onto your face, shocking you out of your raging thoughts and back to the present as his eyes scanned over you. He looked like he was savoring touching you, perhaps happy to finally have you in his arms, under his hands, after so much longing.

(How much longing? How long did his feelings go unnoticed by you?)

“You need not worry, dearest. I’ll take care of you and treat you well. I’ll be a proper husband to you and more, I swear it. You have my word.”

A man once nervous and flustered was now scarily serious as he spoke, maintaining eye contact as his binding words promised you a lifetime by his side.

Diluc leaned into you, his hand still pressed to your face as he glanced down at your lips, his own parting. You saw his tongue dart out to wet them, too distracted by the movement to see that his gaze now rested on only your lips.

“I will try each and every day to make you love me as much as I love you.” He spoke softly.

You gasped as Diluc pressed his lips against yours much more harshly than you were expecting him to, and he chased after you as you leaned back into the couch.

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As shocking as it was to find out, you couldn’t do much to ignore Diluc’s now obvious feelings for you.

With his words, he ruthlessly broke down every mental barrier you had put up to convince yourself this was all just a bad dream.

He loved you, he told you. He was going to protect you, he vowed. He was going to give you everything your heart could ever desire.

The words were meant to bring you comfort, and you had never felt more terrified in your life.

You could feel his hands wandering over your body, curiously mapping out every dip and crevice like they had been waiting for the chance to touch you. Diluc curved his body over yours, hovering above you, not quite on top, not quite upright, just crowding into your space as if he could only breathe the air near you.

You winced as you felt his teeth latch onto your lower lip and pull, a soft groan escaping from his chest as he took in the sight of you; you could only imagine what you looked like right now, and the thought that Diluc was looking at you, admiring you like this, made your face burn and your body tremble. Unwillingly, a fire lit in your stomach.

And then, a raspy and low laugh brought you out of your thoughts.

"Looks like their mind is wandering, 'Luc."

Your eyes immediately flew to the owner of the voice, who was standing against the doorway with his arms crossed, an amused smirk painted on his lips. He was watching Diluc fervently push his lips to your neck, face, lips, with the same affection and bemusement one would have after getting pushed into the snow by a sibling.

His look of ease, and slight surprise, betrayed no discomfort toward the sight in front of him.

You distantly thought that these two brothers had a lot more love for each other than what they let on.

After all, Kaeya was the one who had paved the path to you being in Diluc’s ever tightening embrace. Kaeya was the one who brought you here and practically threw you into Diluc's arms. From what you knew about him and his crafty nature, he had most likely learned of Diluc’s puppy love and had seen no problem with pulling a few strings to help his brother along with his “courting.”

Never mind the fact that you had already said no; you had rejected Diluc months before.

The proposal had came as a big surprise, especially when Diluc requested a private audience and asked for your hand in person. And still, you rejected him.

At the time, you thought that if he wasn’t already engaged to someone other than you, someone who met his status, he would be soon, and you weren’t going to risk being the fiancé of a man who belonged to someone else; you were protecting yourself from the inevitable heartbreak that would come with letting Diluc court you. And what were you meant to do when he was forced, or worse, willingly began to court someone else? Pine after him from the sidelines, hopelessly adoring and praying he’ll come back?

The thought was comical. Laughable.

Kaeya, however, clearly didn’t seem to think so.

If you knew that Kaeya had been plotting to serve you to Diluc on a silver platter, he would’ve dragged you here kicking and screaming. And if you could get past what a conniving and manipulative bastard he was, you would think it was sweet and endearing that he would do so much for his estranged brother, if only to make him happy.

Even if it was at your expense.

And to make matters worse, it had been incredibly easy for him to trap you under his palm; you had pieced together how he managed to pull it off fairly quickly.

When Kaeya had visited your family’s estate under the guise of delivering a marriage proposal on behalf of the Ragnvindr household, your family had signed you over without a second thought.

Even if they had taken the time to think about the fact that Diluc and Kaeya were rumored to never talk or even exchange pleasantries with one another, that they constantly acted like they were strangers, that it was incredibly odd that Kaeya, of all the people Diluc could have asked, would be delivering the news, it was still too much to ask for them to bat an eye at the proposal.

You weren’t naive; your family wasn’t keen to hang on to you. The only reason you hadn’t been married off already was because of how strongly you had batted your eyes and schemed your way out of wedlock.

But now? They wouldn’t dare reject Diluc’s proposal after they found out about it, even if they had noticed every glaring red flag that came along with it. Any suspicion they may have felt was swiftly overcome by Kaeya’s relentless charm and the naturally powerful influence of the Ragnvindr name.

You were doomed the moment Diluc proposed.

You were doomed the moment Kaeya found out you had rejected his brother.

You had practically been held captive inside the manor since you had arrived a few hours ago, and Diluc didn’t seem keen on letting you out of his sight.

Kaeya, who had walked close enough to relax against the post at the end of the bed, leaned towards you and smiled.

"Oh, don’t give me that look. I wasn’t originally planning on taking you here,” he smiled at you like he was sharing a joke, the corner of his eye crinkling with mirth.

“I only found out just recently about Diluc’s little infatuation with you. And here I always thought my dear brother would end up with someone like Jean. You were quite the surprise, you know?”

You resisted the urge to throw the nearest object at his handsome face after that comment.

That was who Diluc was meant to be engaged to right now, if the rumors of their long awaited marriage finally being planned held any truth to them. It would’ve been a good marriage; a classic case of childhood friends to lovers, and their personalities fit well together, their friendship naturally wholesome.

And most importantly, Jean held one of the most influential positions anyone could have; she was above many and bowed to few. Her status matched Diluc’s; her mere existence made the chance of your betrothal to the young Ragnvindr heir practically nonexistent. It was a key contributing factor in you giving up on confessing your feelings for Diluc.

You had assumed that he had Jean and could never reciprocate what you felt for him. How wrong you were.

A hysterical laugh bubbled up into your throat, one that you pressed back into your chest before it could escape. Kaeya wasn't that far off the mark; Diluc was practically destined to be with Jean. If you were a little bit more romantic, you would even call them star-crossed lovers.

So why were you here now, helplessly holding on to the back of the man’s waist coat while he suckled and bruised your neck to no end?

You gasped as Diluc seemed to get a little bolder at the sound of his brother’s voice, feeling his teeth nip harshly against your skin as he finally pulled away.

You could see that his lips were kiss-swollen from his efforts, full and pink, something that unfairly added to his already devastating good looks, which were only enhanced by the glow of the candlelight. He angled his face away from you to look at his brother, something akin to jealously swirling in his eyes.

“Kaeya,” he warned, a growl in his voice. Kaeya chuckled and shook his head before holding his hands up in surrender.

“Alright, alright. I’ll leave the two lovebirds alone.”

He shot you one last wink before he sauntered towards the door, opening it before pausing with his hand on the handle. You watched him lean back to make eye contact with the red haired man on top of you, a smirk spreading across his lips:

“Oh, and Diluc?” He cooed.

“Be gentle.”

[homucifer-ryotan]

Instead of KOSA and Bill S 210, there should be a new bill that makes it illegal to for adult strangers take photos of anyone under 18 in places like the subways. Maybe that kind of bill or act is not the perfect solution, but it would protect kids and teens more than KOSA and Bill S 210.

Almost 2 weeks ago, there was this man in the Montreal Metro that was caught taking photos of teenagers that were just taking the subway as him, and for some reason it's not illegal of him to do. Same in places in the US. I'm sorry but that plus the USA not having child marriages being illegal everywhere still (as of this post) is a bigger problems for kids than the internet. Yeah the internet has issues, but child marriages and photos creepy adults take of minors should be a larger concern for parents.

Please don't stop opposing KOSA and Bill S 210, these 2 bad internet bills don't fix bigger problems.

[garden-of-joy]

John "Soap" MacTavish SFW alphabet

This time the alphabet is for our favourite Scottish boy, Foap! I hope I didn't make him too OOC

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Johnny will smother you with affection. He'll kiss you, hug you, compliment you, the whole works. Even when you two aren't together, he's still very supportive and friendly, always making sure to be a ray of sunshine. He loves it when you feel loved and cherished- so that's his most important mission.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Johnny is a great best friend. He'll constantly want to hang out and for some reason always have something new to talk about.

He'll always take you to the craziest shit- sometimes you wonder just what does he do in his spare time to know all those places. He's just got so much energy and vigor he wants to share with you, so every going out with him will leave you tired but happy that you got to spend time with him.

He's also a really dedicated friend. Regular hangouts are a must, and he's definitely taking initiative in inviting you. Even if you start to irk him in some way, he'll be patient and try to work it out.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Johnny LOVES cuddling, but can't keep still for more than 5 minutes. He tries, honestly. It's just that he's beaming with energy and once he's been embracing you for a while he starts to itch with energy. But if you catch him when he's tired, he's not struggling in the slightest.

He prefers being the big spoon, taking you into his arms and wrapping around you. He'll place his chin on top of yours and be ready to pass out. Even then, he's not against the idea of you being the big spoon. He loves relaxing in your embrace and snuggling so close to you, then placing his head on your chest and listening to your heartbeat. (Also makes it more likely for him to keep still if he's not tired)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Johnny does want to eventually find his special someone and settle down, then adopt at the very least 5 dogs.

As for cleaning, no. He's not good. He's not tidy in the slightest. His desk is a mess and there's several documents and files on the floor. He's not going to let his surroundings be filthy obviously, but they're not clean or ordered in the slightest.

DO NOT EAT THIS MAN'S COOKING. I repeat, DO NOT EAT THIS MAN'S COOKING. Out of the 141 he's the only one eligible for giving you food poisoning. He can screw up having to boil water somehow, and he's not permitted in the kitchen under any circumstance. Last time anyone ate this man's chilli, the 141 had to cancel two missions due to explosive diarrhea.

🚨🚨 DO NOT EAT THIS MAN'S COOKING, I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THIS MAN'S COOKING 🚨🚨

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Johnny has a lot of experience under his belt and he knows what to do. He will try to work things out with you at first- if it's something he's done he'll learn and improve. You're his lovely bonnie, he doesn't want to push you away, even if it's on accident. If it's something you've done, he'll try not to be mad for too long and then he'll help search for a solution together.

If it doesn't work and the best solution for both of you is to part ways, then he'll probably still be friends with you. (given the offense isn't very bad)

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He is fully ready to be committed and to even marry you if you want. He doesn't feel the need to marry you, you still have his heart regardless. That said, probably after 2 years of being together he'd propose to you, just to set your connection in stone, but even then he'll just throw it out as a suggestion more than anything. Since Johnny is such a friendly bear the marriage will last.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Johnny is very gentle. He gives the nicest hugs and you'd swear his fingers are made of silk with how he handles equipment and you.

Even though Johnny doesn't suffer fools when it comes to the army, he's still much nicer than most higher ranking people. He won't cuss out a recruit if they misplaced something and he'd be much more charitable.

When it comes to you, you can swear this man is a golden retriever with how lovable he is. He'll always make sure you're comfortable and happy, giving you his signature goofy smile. Even if you get into a fight, he'll apologise for raising his voice and try to sort the issue out, to make sure you're happy and so is he.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hugs are more Soap's speed. Long drawn out cuddles don't bode well for him, but he is very likely to surprise you with a back hug while you're just going about your business, his muscular arms wrapping around you and pulling you in. He'll hold you close for a couple of moments and let you go.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Soap's pretty quick to confess. After he's had some time to straighten out how he feels about you, he'll definitely be quick in his confession. He knows there's no guarantees in life and that there's a chance you might not love him back, but he'll put his feelings out there, just so you know. But if you confess first, he is over the moon with happiness and joy. Usually he is the quick one, but for you to be even quicker? He is awestruck.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It's pretty hard for Soap to get jealous. He knows social cues and is aware that even if you're talking to someone else, this doesn't mean you're cheating on him or something. Even then, he might come near just to take a quick drop on what you're talking about. It's more out of curiosity rather than jealousy. He won't impose himself on you, you're a grown person and can decide for yourself, after all.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soap loves to kiss. He's definitely a bit of a wild card, it depends on his mood how he'll kiss you. He can either give you a nice lazy kiss, going low and slow on you, but most of the times he wants the other kind. The kind that makes you feel he's about to devour you whole. He ravenously swarms you, taking your head in his hands as he lets out the heaviest pants he can, exploring every little corner of your mouth so hastily you might think he's rabid. Well, when it comes to you, he is.

Another favourite kissing type of his is small kisses on the cheek. He'll giving you a lot of those too. When going to work, for groceries, or simply going out of the house- he'll always stop by and kiss you on the cheek or neck, or the top of your head, or your lips. He's definitely prone to showing affection this way.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Johnny strikes me as the type to have a couple of small brothers and sisters, and a mountain of nieces and nephews. This man knows how to behave around children and is practically a babysitter for all ages. He can have the little ones watch him for hours as he tells them stories about the military- leaving out the improper parts of course. He isn't annoyed by children and can definitely handle himself. In fact, he loves telling his "little wee rascals" stories.

But he doesn't want to have kids, at least not for now. He wants to climb the military ladder a little, wisen up. He thinks he's too young and while he's great with kids, he won't be able to handle raising one just yet. Besides, he wants to be sure he can survive out there in the field and return after every deployment. He doesn't want to leave you alone, but he especially much doesn't want to leave you alone while having to raise a family on your own.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Johnny is actually pretty calm during the morning. Sleep is weighing heavy on him and he isn't fully woken up yet, so when he's at home with you he loves to pull you close to him and lay your head on his chest. He'll wrap his arms around you and not let go, drifting off to sleep. Or, he'll drag himself over to you, doing the same. He'll put his head on your chest, nuzzling into it lovingly, coiling his arms around your torso and intertwining his kegs with yours, sighing contently as he feels himself drifting off.

But if he can't sit still as per usual, he'll slowly get up, trying not to wake you. He'll make you some breakfast (nothing cooked, just simple things like say, a sandwich), brew you a coffee or tea and wake you up with breakfast in bed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Johnny can sometimes hog blankets, but he's relatively good to sleep around. He usually doesn't wake up during the night, but he can sometimes snore. It's not very bad, and it's not the whole night, but he still sometimes lets out long drawn out snores that you'll need to get used to.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Johnny doesn't really have walls you need to break like with Simon, but he's not going to spill everything all once. He'll tell you stuff as he remembers it, mostly because there's some cool stuff about him that doesn't enter his mind on the regular. Overall, he'll talk to you about himself and gradually tell you more, but he's not going to make you wait about it.

Another thing is, you'll have to poke around for him to remember things. Ask him questions and be curious, Johnny loves telling you all about his work. Or, as much as he can.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It depends on who's getting on his nerves. If it's you or the 141, he almost never gets truly angry- maybe a bit pissy, but that's about it. He's also patient, so a recruit not understanding something and needing multiple explanations won't set him off if the recruit is actually trying. But when he senses genuine disrespect or when someone wants to make him mad just to get a kick out of it? Oh, he's steaming. The kind of steaming that makes even Price flinch when Johnny sets off and tears the other guy a new one.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Johnny will definitely remember things that are important to you, but he also sometimes tends to be forgetful about little things. He doesn't do it on purpose, he simply forgets some stuff that isn't very important or eye catching. If he thinks he might forget something important though, he will write it down in his journal. (right next to his drawings of you, because OG Soap could draw very well, and I'm sure modern Soap can do it too)

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He remembers the first time he tried to draw you. A little out of your sight, but still able to see you clearly. The light hit your face just right and his hand glided along the paper like it was water and the picture turned out so good. He took it out of his journal and always carries it around with him, close to him to remember you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Johnny is fairly protective of you, even though he knows you can keep yourself safe. He'll still stand relatively close and be ready to fistfight God if need be. He'll make sure to point out shady individuals and help you out of unpleasant situations, even if it is simply by being there. Then again, he's not overprotective. He knows you can handle yourself, but wants to make sure you're safe firsthand. It's not because he doesn't trust you, but because he values you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Johnny does it all. He likes organising your dates and anniversaries so he can surprise you everytime. And honestly, it's always crazy. He always makes it a fun time, and it's usually, 90% of the time perfectly safe. That said, he loves it when you do the same, plan it all out and surprise him with it. He doesn't mind if it's not as crazy as his arrangements, he loves anything you put on his plate.

For more regular dates and such though, he likes to split planning 50/50. That way, both of you have fun and are not left out to variables and inconsistencies. He especially loves it when you show him your favourite places.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Johnny can be very forgetful. And it's not "forget our anniversary" forgetful, it's "forget to take out the trash" forgetful. He doesn't do it on purpose, he just forgets small things. Which is usually fine, but its is enough to make some very inconvenient situations. He also sometimes doesn't focus on what you're saying to him, meaning anything you ask him to do will simply roll off his ears. Again, he doesn't do it on purpose, it just... happens. So next time you're talking to him, make sure he's listening.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He's somewhat concerned. He keeps himself in good condition, and is overall hygenic. But he's not extremely in-depth, just enough to look good with simple steps. The one thing he spends actual time on is his mohawk. He makes sure it looks perfect, nicely trimmed and no stray hairs. His efforts pay off, even though he doesn't put in a tremendous amount of effort in.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

No he won't. But mainly because he has an ace up his sleeve; He'll quietly steal a small insignificant object of yours. A keychain, a little trinket, etc. that reminds him of you, so when he's lonely and needs you, he'll take it out and look at it, thinking about you. It helps him feel better. (More on this in the next one)

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I know I already mentioned this, but he can draw. Like, very well. He has an entire folder of your pictures from different angles and lighting. It's his reference folder (it's his simp folder) that he uses when he wants to draw you and you're not around (it's for when he wants to feel you in heart when he's away). Surprisingly enough, he gets a little shy when you ask him to show you his drawings, but he won't hesitate much. And his drawings of you are so good, he gets your proportions just right, you seem almost alive on the pages.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Something that never, ever fails to get Johnny roiling is when someone is an asshole towards staff. At the grocery shop, a restaurant, a theme park, it doesn't matter. He knows that these people barely get paid enough for their job, a swarm of entitled customers is the last thing they need. It's a big ick for him. It's like something awakens in him, and he feels the urge to almost protect the other person.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Johnny sleep talks in his sleep. He doesn't even know it, you'll have to record and show him. He always mutters incoherent words, names, etc. It's especially strong if he's dreaming about something or he was stressed the day before, but he usually just grumbles out sweet nonsense in his sleep. He doesn't toss around in bed, and sleeps relatively calmly next to you. The only issue is that he sometimes hogs blankets when he's cold, but he usually runs hot like a furnace, so that's not an issue.

[sageandred]

🚒🚨🚔 911 Lone Star ⭐️ Rewatch Notes—Season 1 ~

1x01

So first thing in the opening: somehow I forgot the guy microwaved a wrapped burrito. I wonder if Judd thinks about this being the origin for his team's deaths.

Anyway, the nitrate being the cause to the explosion could've totally been avoided with a quicker alert, but seems realistic and just sad to Judd's initial backstory.

It's crazy to me how TK was ready to propose without knowing what living together was like. I could say so much abt the implications of their relationship and how it was bad even before the knowledge of cheating.

Oh my god, I almost forgot about Michelle. (her yelling on the bf's porch is her best scene, lol)

TK tells his dad the AA meetings are better than in New York, but 2 episodes later he says to Carlos he's felt "gray" since he got here. He doesn't want his dad to worry. And Carlos ends up being the first person he is honest with on how he feels in Austin.

So glad Michelle and Owen never became a thing

It's crazy-Judd's PTSD was such a key thing in the first episode that kept me watching; I wanna see him in a leading position storyline again with his new journey in s5.

1x02

"TK, get the cuffs." "We don't have any cuffs, cap." is actually good-funny!

The infamous episode 2 hook-up: This entire scene has been analyzed, but I'll reiterate: How hooked Carlos must've been based on his reaction after. TK, as well, being laid out on the couch. Their kissing was so hungry; this was crazy. Also, I feel so bad for Carlos how TK's rushing out, and he knows it at the very end there, but is hoping it's not what he thinks.

I honestly like a lot of the calls better than 911. The balance/self-awareness of silliness and tearjerk moments on the calls (including the one with the overlords; also racist lady, and the unknown mercury poisoning) are so heartwarming, tbh. ❤️

The iconic "it's a meal, not a marriage proposal" table scene: it also just occurred to me, (or I remembered(?)), the implication that Carlos doesn't engage in hookup culture a lot or AT ALL based on the context of this scene ("I don't do this a lot." "Clearly.." and how he's acting)

1x03

The corn silo call and seeing how stupid TK is [affectionate] so early on to try saving Marjan. They really had an unspoken bond from day 1. (literally allergic to leadership when he feels he knows best)

"Just grinning like the butcher's dog, huh?" Judd is sooo <3 😆

2 observations from Carlos' talk w/Michelle about TK *and it's taken for context of him being out but never having anyone serious enough to introduce to his parents*: 1) he's probably never gotten used to texting first or cared enough to pursue [when Michelle suggests] (and that his fear of rejection in this moment could stem from his mom or dad never showing acceptance for his sexuality), and 2) he calls TK a "ten," and before, Michelle says "doesn't it always get weird?" about Carlos and his hook-ups.

#Grudd "So then, you got your point across." "I. did. not." I love them!

The beginning of Paul and Marjan-they don't show their friendship enough, but they connect so well from the beginning!

Like father, like son- so Owen fights off his frustrations like TK (where he gets it from). They're both keeping secrets from each other and don't deal w/their emotions well, because part of him wanted to get out his anger for his diagnosis. (perhaps, loose correlation, but trying to distract himself by being Michelle's hero somehow circles back to what the man in the cancer ward said about Owen wanting to "play hero ball" by being prideful and trying to solve things without support from his family/team)

I like how they wrote TK and Judd resolving their conflict-TK cutting off Judd in the middle of his apology, as he's struggling to do so & apologizing as well (they get each other so much).

1x04

The Tornado episode: when they feel like a full-blown family

Marjan and Judd conversing in the firetruck about religion made me think compared to the rest of the 126, they interact very little in one-on-one situations, but there's some small moments and background instances later on t/o the show of their bond! (maybe it was born out of understanding from this scene?!)

Owen advising Mateo about not bottling stuff up and Mateo opening up about the call: an early predecessor to what happens in (4x11) the sitcom episode. also, take your own advice!

Owen not telling TK his diagnosis vs telling him before he is confirmed to getting a different one in season 4 is growth.

1x05

"..incels--Involuntary celibates." "That's a thing?" "We used to just call them losers." just Nancy appreciation things

TK counting the days from Alex breaking up with him and calling him his "soulmate". I'm so dumb, I just realized TK knowing the days is 116 (that would've been a lot of time to count otherwise) is because it's the same day he broke his sobriety (i think i forget abt this every time i come across this scene).

[Judd has flashback and ptsd reaction on scene at the call]

It's interesting how 911 starts further in to the team-like connectedness and LS shows the probie-induction for full length episodes. like they don't let Mateo do anything. "[I'm] their spotter, sir?"... "There's another one!" 😂😅 (also cuz Mateo literally failed four times, I KNOW)

1x06

I'm obsessed w/all of Marjan's solo friendships with the boys. That is all. [the early scene in the episode with the credits still rolling]

"Whenever you get stressed, just remind yourself that...soon you're gonna die anyway...if you can convince your brain that none of it really matters anyway, then you'll basically be a Jedi." some genuinely solid advice (ep. has some unexpectedly uplifting words, and this is a great heart-to-heart in it)

I will say they've got the friendship moments down pat with the team-building these last 2 episodes and the last few scenes of each episode solidify that! The developmental, 'forming-of-the-friendships' scenes in s1 are rlly great by showing members bond individually, along with all of the nice natural chemistry and camaraderie on calls, including looks and side comments.

1x07

Paul has such a right to be upset abt Owen keeping his diagnosis a secret when they relocated and now their jobs could be on the line, because of Billy and his mission.

Oh my gosh, Carlos literally says, "I'm a patrol officer, not an investigator." look where you are now (I've had thoughts on the journey from officer to ranger and how it's good!)

[JUDD STANDING UP FOR HIS CREW!!] to keep their jobs to Billy and for Owen to fix the mess he created

1x08

BUTTERCUP!!!

The Norman-Norma Bates call always was one I really liked.

"Okay, she dead." Tim, I miss you.

"Man, you're being a dick to a cancer dog? That is not a good look, bro." [the way he said it- just some shameless Paul appreciation]

"You knew that I was going to fall in love with it...and I won't be able to take that." so sweet

"Yeah, I think this is about more than the dog." omg, Owen is slow ❤️

Now that I'm over the initial sadness of Grace being replaced, I'm interested in how Wyatt does as a dispatcher and what kind of calls he has that tie into the episode themes.

TK's first on-screen NDE via on scene first response calls. you got a lot more coming your way, buddy

Aww Paul in the back offscreen (who can't see what's going on) screaming for TK when he gets shot

Michelle is "Blue Eyes" singing and Iris is "Sad Eyes"? why did this just click for me

1x09

a side-note: Judd is so unserious, always laughing during the calls [here for pregnancy delivery gender-reveal party; & so many situations t/o the season (and this is not including the one where he reacted due to ptsd, obviously)]

[TK always thinking about other people-how the kid who shot him is dealing when he first wakes up (they tell us exactly what a dominant trait in his characterization that will be)].

"Are you my doctor?" "No, I'm his..date." "You brought a date[to the hospital]?" Fr & "So, are you gonna tell me how long you've been seeing her?" "When you tell me how long you've been seeing the cop." are the funny father-son moments that shine

The show joking about how soon TK will return to work and Mateo earnestly asking "in a couple weeks?" to which Judd says "sooner than that" and tells the story of an LA firefighter coming back in a month after rebar went through his brain (911 reference). oh I didn't get this b4. also, I do love the whole awareness of speedy recoveries & that we're just gonna accept it <3

Judd doesn't like the extra work of filling in as captain. Is this smthing relevant for later (idk)?

Again- "they said you might heal up in 10 days." love it!

"There's turns in there that are 2 ft wide." and "that excludes everybody except..." I love Marjan and Mateo getting their moment (she's had some already, but..)

["who do you normally talk to about these things?"] "Well I guess there is my boyfriend-who I don't even really know is my boyfriend, boyfriend." so cute <3 they were like this already early on

TK became a firefighter because he followed in Owen's footsteps, because he wanted a father, after he wasn't there that much (*this is just a recap note for the plot). additionally, age confirmation this ep that TK is 26.

maybe we can get more of Judd's family or extended family in s5 (and bonding with Wyatt since he's never met them)

1x10

The concept of this episode is so good (Solar Storm)! That opening kind of hits! × the way you don't really know what's going on and there's all these mishappenings on the street ❤️

"Paul did it." damn Mateo wastes no time accussing his big bro <3

This episode is a very slow in a good way; I like the pacing, so far!

The airplane power line rescue where Owen jumps out last minute-"I give you a 2 for style and 10 for timing." Judd dgaf throwing digs at the 126, including his cap all the time (I never noticed how much). [+ his rocky relationship start w/Owen that quickly turns to Judd calling him out as soon as he does is wild, because it's towards his boss]. it's been the whole season! <3

I know it's disputed for if it was planned all along for what we find out in s4, but Iris mentions Carlos here in a familial manner like she was closer with him than Michelle.

The astronaut 😭! don't know if it's my favorite s1 call, but it's definitely up there (i take it back-very likely it might be my favorite call of season one!) <3

Don't mind me I'm just emotional abt TK's journey this season capping off with him opening up to the crew abt something so personal as his addiction. This trust is where the Catan hangs were born.

[hubertlovezine]

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[indianladydetective1]

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[warriorfujoshi]

An urgent and urgent appeal. Please do not stop reading. I am Safaa Asaad, a university student. I am 26 years old and married. I gave birth to my first child during the war. My life was full of love and optimism. I was distinguished in the field of law. I was diligent and had dreams and ambition. I intended to open my own law firm and defend the rights of others, diligence and perseverance. In restoring the rights to their owners, I got married while I was a student. I married the right man whom I had always been waiting for. We loved to always be together. He suffered before he married me. He worked hard to build the house and collect money to propose to me. His source of income was very good, and we got married and lived a good life. As time passed, the war came, and I had not completed the year. My marriage and our home were destroyed. My husband lost his job. My father, after seeing the destruction that befell our area, became unable to speak and became paralyzed from the outside. My husband, two months after entering the war, gave birth to my first child under difficult circumstances in a small tent full of insects and mosquitoes. I and my son could not live in a tent because of the insects, so we fled to escape. The border is under the shadow of the wall. We are suffering greatly, and now, after exhaustion and exhaustion, I decided to create a donation link to go out and save my family from Gaza. We were insulted and humiliated by the occupation army. The relative died and the relatives were killed. We were displaced. I cannot describe what happened to us. I ask you to save my family and get us out of Gaza with a donation. To us via the link, please donate, even if it is $10, it will make a difference to us. They can save us from death, and your donation will be a reason to save our lives, so my son can live the life I dreamed of, open a law firm, and open a project for my beloved husband. Please donate and support the💔💔😭😭 campaign.https://gofund.me/b25cb4bf

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[the-quixotic]

An urgent and urgent appeal. Please do not stop reading. I am Safaa Asaad, a university student. I am 26 years old and married. I gave birth to my first child during the war. My life was full of love and optimism. I was distinguished in the field of law. I was diligent and had dreams and ambition. I intended to open my own law firm and defend the rights of others, diligence and perseverance. In restoring the rights to their owners, I got married while I was a student. I married the right man whom I had always been waiting for. We loved to always be together. He suffered before he married me. He worked hard to build the house and collect money to propose to me. His source of income was very good, and we got married and lived a good life. As time passed, the war came, and I had not completed the year. My marriage and our home were destroyed. My husband lost his job. My father, after seeing the destruction that befell our area, became unable to speak and became paralyzed from the outside. My husband, two months after entering the war, gave birth to my first child under difficult circumstances in a small tent full of insects and mosquitoes. I and my son could not live in a tent because of the insects, so we fled to escape. The border is under the shadow of the wall. We are suffering greatly, and now, after exhaustion and exhaustion, I decided to create a donation link to go out and save my family from Gaza. We were insulted and humiliated by the occupation army. The relative died and the relatives were killed. We were displaced. I cannot describe what happened to us. I ask you to save my family and get us out of Gaza with a donation. To us via the link, please donate, even if it is $10, it will make a difference to us. They can save us from death, and your donation will be a reason to save our lives, so my son can live the life I dreamed of, open a law firm, and open a project for my beloved husband. Please donate and support the💔💔😭😭 campaign.https://gofund.me/b25cb4bf

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[ncsf]

The New Yorker: “How Did Polyamory Become So Popular?”

🚨📰 NCSF Media Update

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// NCSF Media Updates are a sampling of recent stories printed in US newspapers, magazines, and selected websites containing significant mention of BDSM-leather-fetish, polyamory, or Lifestyle issues and topics.

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[professionalfacesitter]

Okaayyy, wtf is going on with love is blind 😳

If you haven't watched up to episode six you need to keep scrolling

🚨🚨🚨🚨SPOILER 🚨🚨🚨🚨

At the top of my shit list, as always, is Leo 😒 He spent much of his time stringing Hannah and Brittany along. Just to be like "I can't decide" 😑😑 We know very well he wants Hannah but Nick moved forward with his feelings for Hannah and left Leo feeling like one of his options got snagged? So he proposed to Britney (his second choice), which was pathetic to watch.

Next: The Interracial Couple

This was by far the saddest shit to watch

White man who found out he was like 10% black comes on the show And calls his black fiancee a mutt because she's mixed 😮 And you know what this dumb hoe do????????? She laughs and goes "Yeah, I am a mutt" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩Monica is a dumb ass and Stephen is a fool but my spirit can tell they ain't gonna last.

The Love Bugs 💕🥰

I have a working theory. The couple who usually gets engaged first is a couple that's genuine with their feelings for each other and will actually last beyond the experiment.

Taylor and Garrett are my fav couple! Being the first engaged couple, it puts my working theory to use again. They were very transparent and upfront honest with each other. They have good chemistry, and out of everyone, they actually like each other. Taylor and Garrett seem like the most level-headed couple and are sure about their feelings and what they want out of the marriage and their futures together. Rooting for them 💕

Okaayyy, love is blind season 7 is out and I will be talking shit and dropping spoilers 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[alannybunnue]

🚨Underrated ASOIAF man alert 🚨

During the DOTD Corlys sends the readers father, who is neutral in the war, a proposal for marriage between Addam of Hull and the reader. Her father refuses, bog wanting to be involved in the war or give his daughter to a bastard.

That is until Addam arrives at their castle atop Seasmoke to claim his bride…

Arriving in a dragon to steal a woman? Sounds incredibly badass and terrifying.

Please continue 🔥

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

On today’s episode of “why are men such a joke”🚨This post is PG 18 🚨

So I’m seeing this guy who’s 32 and a mutual friend of my friends. He’s super sweet, currently Marketing VP of a very big company in London (he’s literally loaded and travels around all the time so… obviously I’m not the only girl he’s seeing), has a 3 year old daughter and going through a really bad divorce. So literally when we met, we both made it clear to each other that were not looking for anything serious or other than hanging out and enjoying our time together. So he came over Friday night, we had incredible sex, he went home and we literally spent all night and all of Saturday sexting each other (it was DIRTY) so today he’s like texting me about seeing me tonight and he goes “I wanna do XYZ to you so badly” (again, I’m sorry 🫣 lmao) and I was like “Well, if you wanna do XYZ to me, I think you have to treat me to a nice dinner first” because truth is I literally cooked for him and there has been no actual date yet so I was like… he needs to earn it okay lmao and he just IGNORES me all of the sudden… like GONE (and it’s weird because we tested non stop every two seconds for a week now) and now he gets back to me a few hours later with a fucking long text saying he’s developing feelings for me and he’s not “ready” for that 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m like… mate I asked you to go out to dinner before having sex… this was not a marriage proposal…..guys, this man is in his thirties… married before… father to a daughter… why do men never grow up I literally can’t ????? Someone send Oprah to me to fix my love life thank you

[returnn-of-the-mac]

Can you do a companions react to a sole survivor who when asked if they’ll marry the companion say no because they think the companion deserves better?

🚨 Angst alert 🚨

This one kinda made me sad ngl. I feel like I definitely had another request in my inbox about the companions proposing, but maybe I already answered it? Anyway. Please enjoy! 🤙 (also, side note, I personally HC that getting down on one knee is a prewar tradition that went extinct. So only like. 2 companions actually do it)

FO4 ❤️ Companions (+Nick & Deacon) React: Proposing Marriage to Sole & Getting Rejected

In a rare moment of peace, Sole and their lover decided to take a relaxing evening walk along Nordhagen Beach and watch the sunset.

When the couple was completely out of the settlers’ sight, [companion] decided that this was the moment they had been waiting for for weeks.

…

Preston: Babe, we’ve been through a lot together, and there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you for a while now…will you marry me?

Piper: Blue, I just wanted to say that having the opportunity to travel and have all of these crazy experiences with you has been…a blessing, really. I’m so lucky to have found someone like you to spend my days with. And I was wondering, maybe, would you want to get married?

Cait: Listen, I’ve been meanin to thank ya for always bein there for me. For listenin to me when I vent n complain. And for always seein it through with yer promises. And I was just thinkin, maybe we should get married.

Curie: The zunzet zure is beautiful, non? And ah, I was just wondering, my love…we’ve been through zo much together. I would not be here right now if it weren’t vor you. Will you…oh! Hold on [gets down on one knee] Will you marry me?

Hancock: What did a ghoul like me do to deserve someone as amazing as you? The hell do I know. But what I do know is that I’d love this thing we have to last forever. Will you marry me, [name]?

Danse: [Name], it has been an absolute pleasure traveling the Commonwealth by your side. I am only hoping that this romance, our relationship, is something that you would be interested in maintaining for the long run. I guess what I’m trying to say—or rather trying to ask—is…will you marry me?

MacCready: The day you told me you loved me was the best day of my life, [name]. You’ve been such my rock and you’re an inspiration. I want our relationship to last forever, so I was wondering if you’d maybe want to get married?

Deacon: I’ve never really been as open and honest— meaning like…85%— to anyone as I’ve been to you. And that means a lot. You’re one of my best pals, and I really value our relationship. I was wondering if you wanted to get married sometime?

Gage: I ain’t one for the sappy shit, but I’d say we’ve been through a lot together. So I’ll cut to the chase: will ya marry me?

Nick: I just wanted to express my gratitude for all the empathy, selflessness, and strength you’ve demonstrated over the course of our time together. You have gone above and beyond what anyone who has considered themselves close to me has done. But not just for me, for everyone. You’re a hero to everyone in the Commonwealth. So that leads me to this. [Name], [gets down on one knee] will you marry me?

…

Sole stared at their companion in disbelief for a few seconds before frowning and solemnly shaking their head.

“I love you, but I can’t. You deserve better.”

…

Preston: [heartbroken] I…I think you’re incredible, General. You’ve done so much good for the Commonwealth, and you’ve done so much for me. But if that’s how you feel, I’ll respect that.

Piper: [shocked, crying] W-What? What do you mean, Blue!?

Cait: [angry] BETTER!? What do ya mean!? After everything you’ve done for me!? No one in my entire life has treated me the way you do! You are the best person I have ever met!

Curie: [single tear] O-oh. Well, I disagree. But eef you do not want to, I must rezpect that.

Hancock: Are you kiddin me? You are one of the most incredible people I have ever met. If you don’t want to marry me, fine. But be honest. Don’t put yourself down.

Danse: [embarrassed] I see. I apologize if I made you uncomfortable. I…I shouldn’t have rushed things. But please know that you are extraordinary, and absolutely admirable.

MacCready: How do I deserve better? You’ve been one of the most positive influences in my life so far. But if you don’t want to, you don’t want to. [embarrassed] Let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?

Deacon: I get it, I do. It’s kinda a big commitment. But don’t say that I deserve better, cuz I don’t. You’re amazing.

Gage:[annoyed] The fuck you mean better? I don’t deserve anyone half as good as you. I’m a menace to society, for fucks sake. [takes a deel breath] But fine, that’s fine. Sorry I asked.

Nick: If you are not ready for this kind of commitment, especially after all that you’ve been through, I understand. Just know that you are an incredible person, and you shouldn’t be selling yourself short.

[heung-mins]

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thank you so much!!! 💞 rn im on my knees... proposing.. to u 😳💍

[your-mom-i-guess]

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