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vcmpbyt · 2 months ago
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It’s about time i wrote something for remmick…….
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hrtbreakanniversary · 3 years ago
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fine line | tom holland [1]
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summary: the all put together mr. holland is quick to fall after 5 simple words.
ms. y/l/n just wants a vacation.
pairing: ceo!tom holland x secretary!reader
word count: 5.7k
warnings: descriptions of sexual intercourse, 18+, profanity, nothing much
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ONE. LIGHTS UP
All the lights couldn't put out the dark Running through my heart Lights up and they know who you are Know who you are Do you know who you are?
Luminescence lights filled the room. The features of the couple unseen as they moved around the silk sheet covered bed. Slithering himself between the tan legs of the female, pleasure shooting through his body as she screamed with each thrust as a male stood behind him, his lips attached to the bare skin of his shoulder, running his hands up and down his toned abs.
Chills running down his body when the male ran his finger down between his crevices of his bottom, inching closer to the spot that ensued an inch to be touched. A loud smack ran the room causing the both of them to let out a soft laugh at the tease.
The male's attention returned back to the female below him as she swiveled her hips.
Only prompting him to grab the hair of the woman in front of him, pounding into her faster as all of their moans filled the room.
"Fuck, are you close?" The girl didn't answer, resulting in her hair getting pulled back,"Answer me, are you coming?"
The other male's weight moved from behind to in front of the woman. Her response muffled by the sudden intrusion in her mouth.
"Speak louder, baby."
"I'm - I - I'm com-"
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"Coming!", She replied back to her roommate who alerted that their takeout had arrived.
Urgent fingers ran along the mousepad of the MacBook, her eyes reading over and over again the email of rejecton. Hoping that she was reading it incorrectly. But by the fifth time, she accepted that this was reality.
All she wanted was one thing.
A stupid vacation.
"Asshole!" She exclaimed with her mouth as she repeatedly slammed her hand against the marble counter of her small desk. A meow interrupted her mid slap. "I know, Channing Furtum. No loud noises after 10 or else Mr.Hong is going to file another complaint." She sighed at the cat that perched itself comfortably on one of her wooden shelves.
"Please do not tell you're talking to that feline again."
"Tuwaine, aren't you from London as well? Convince him with your British to British brain connection."
"I don't think that's how it works and that man doesn't even spare me a glance. And the one time he did, I almost pissed my pants. His ass is watching my every move, I feel."
"TMI." Y/N scoffed into the speaker of the phone, scratching the scalp out of her head from frustration.
Her phone dinged for the 100th time as her family group chat had rose from the dead due to current events. One of her family members had just recently had a child and everyone is trying to book a flight to Bakersfield, California to see the shriveled up version of her cousin, Maurice.
She had nothing against babies but she doesn't understand how one can find a newborn baby so cute.
But her main priority was for her Ma Ma's birthday. She hasn't seen her grandma in such a long time since she's moved to New York.
It wasn't just the group chat but her parents asking her if one of the many itineraries sent were one of hers. But according to the email that writes in the first few lines:
The employee is unable to take requested days off due to responsibilities and duties requested by Mr. Tom Holland.
There's a clear chance it's not.
Another scream escaped from her throat, shooting up from her seat as her feet stomped against her floor.
A response in return was the thump of what she figured was the top of a broomstick. She couldn't hear exactly what the elderly man was saying but from the harshness of his tone, it wasn't anything too nice.
"You realize I'm still on the phone right?"
"Why aren't you in mourning with me?"
"Because this isn't the first time. He always says no. The number of PTOs you have can last you at least a year."
Memories flooded in from when she first started working when she was on a date with somebody that she had met on one of those online dating apps and had received an urgent text from Tom. Worried that some kind of project was behind or there was a missing file, she had rushed to work.
Her high heels digging into the back of her ankle, scurrying against the title floors to get to the large office at the end of the room. Her date was not impressed at all.
Even though she didn't read a single line of the agreement she signed, she remembered him clearly highlighting a part of it that told her to be quick on her feet to help him when he calls in case it was a life or death situation.
The glass door was already partially open when she used full force to open it, only to find him put all together with a stress ball in his hand. A poster on the side falling face down. His eyes fluttering closed as if he were already slipping into REM, Tom leaned back in his chair," I couldn't get the staple out of the wall."
Either way, that date wasn't meant to be. She didn't feel anything good coming out of man who pours out a mountain of salt on his pasta.
"I'll take that year anytime. Maybe find a new job while I'm at it."
"Not when Tommy doesn't know how to wipe his own ass."
"For somebody that's afraid of him, you sure talk about his ass a lot."
"For somebody that's not afraid of him, you sure never stand up to him."
As much as she preaches finding a new job, it's hard to find one without having much experience anywhere except for retail. When she was in a low, Tom had given her the job despite not having any qualifications that were listed in the job description. Then again, all you need to know is basic human skills and patience to babysit. Even easier when the one you are babysitting is an adult.
So she couldn't quit even if she wanted to.
Herr boss's satisfaction is her satisfaction despite the constant pounding in her head that occurred each time she hears his voice.
As Tuwaine rambled on and on about this bar he had stopped by last night, her calendar filled with events from both her and her roommate glared at her. This weekend had nothing booked! I mean she could always just leave tomorrow night and arrive there on Saturday then leave for a whole day of flights on Sunday.
Mid sentence, the story cut off as the call was paused and intercepted by another. Side stepping back to where her phone was placed, she wasn't surprised by the contact name that appeared.
Not even a name was shown but a little devil emoji in it's place.
She pressed the end and accept, planning to explain Tuwaine later because the ordeal was going to be the usual. Something that Tom needed help with that a simple task that a 7 year old could do or something that wasn't too grand.
In a hushed tone, "Wingguard Mansion." Her home screen reappearing.
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The second floor consisted of several long tables with different groups attending to their robots. One had an arm that was able to extend itself and another was being controlled to pass around snacks to other words.
Y/N stood with Tuwaine, who was apart of the coding team. Under her eyes, bags and her hair barely being brushed through or fixed. A simple ponytail to keep her hair up and out of the way.
"You're telling me when you walked in there, the girl's mouth was covered in blood and then the other guy looked like he was on his period."
Taking a long drag out of one of the coffees in her hand, she nodded before gagging at the bitter taste.
"So she bit the bloke's dick off?" Laughter filled the cube. "And where was the boss?"
"He had me talking to the police while he slept." Tuwaine shook his head in disbelief as Y/N continued," You know how hard it was to explain to them what happened?"
According to the girl, she felt so good that she accidentally clenched her teeth forgetting that there was something in her mouth. It was completely traumatizing just because the guy would be screaming in pain with every step he took. The situation would've been funny at the time to Y/N if she didn't have to stay out till 3 am and then take the subway which made her get home at 4 on the dot. Her phone ringing her ear at 7 am so he could tell her to get his coffee with two sugars for the "long night" he had.
"So while you're working, he's fucking around." Tuwaine finished off the rest of his muffin," I don't know how you do it."
Y/N shrugged before a whistle sung through the office as one of the employees came running with a panicked look on his face..In a hushed tone, he spoke," It's here."
As he rushed by, he sideswepped one of the cups of Y/N's hand, making it spill into a trashcan that was thankfully right below her. With no time to use such foul words to call out the worker, she just wiped her hand on the inside of her black cotton coat.
The elevators door opened again and the click of shoes began to come down the hallway. Y/N herself took the initiate to make her way towards the man while all of the workers tried make themselves look busy. She even saw one person erasing a sentence and retyping it over and over again.
Tom walked with his eyes, stuck to his phone. And swiftly, Y/N handed his coffee to him and walked side by side to him," Morning, boss. You have a conference call in 30 minutes."
They entered his large office that looked out to a beautiful view of New York. Each time Y/N got a moment of her own in this office, she would watch the clouds float by and the new faces that came everyday into time square. To some, the view was bore but to her, it was everything. Even if she encountered a weird sight every so often.
"Yes, about the new launch of the voice controlled drones. I know."
"Staff meeting at 10."
"Did you call that one guy? The one with receding hairline."
"Yeah, Junie? Called her and told her if he doesn't bring in the blueprints, he won't be getting the sponsor. Also your immigration lawyer called. She said that's imperative that you-"
"Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow, and keep the lawyer on the sheets." Tom flipped through some folders on his desk," Get a hold of PR, Osterfield's wants to do a collaboration."
"Harrison Osterfield? Nicely done."
Tom finally looked up from the things in his hands,"Ms. Y/L/N, do you think our company is not good on its own? Do you have inappropriate feelings for our client? That can cause potential trouble."
"N-No, I just like what they put out there."
"If I want your opinion, I will ask for it."
"But you..." Voice trailing off when he answered his ringing phone. Business call or not, it was clear he had the last word.
Used to it all, Y/N refrained from rolling her eyes and shaking her head. Taking one of the folders instead to keep her mind somewhere else than the plan that was forming in her head to take one of those phone numbers off the bulletin board and ask them to do voodoo.
"By the way, who is Luke and why does he want me to call him?"
Her eyes widened. Luke is the cute barista from the coffee chop near her apartment and partially one of the reasons she wasn't late. He flirted more than he needed to in order to earn tip but she would have never guessed he was bold or serious enough to write the visible heart and his phone number on the cup.
"Well, that was my cup."
"And I'm drinking your coffee why?"
"Because your coffee spilled."
He read the label, "So you drink dark roasted coffee with two sugars?"
"Yeah, I like my coffee as dark as my soul," She grinned at her joke but was met with a straight face, two blinks of the eye translating to an absurd insult, "I mean I couldn't possibly order two coffees for you in case one spilled. That would be incredibly pathetic, I know."
Blink. Blink. Blink.
"Good morning to you, Mr. Holland." She closed his door without another word.
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Hands crunched together, the whites on his knuckles showing.
Unprepared slides. Blueprints uncompleted. Body language showing the presenter was clearly unprofessional in matters of how he spoke. "Get this shit out of my face." The phone flew across the room, the wheels of his chair scratching against the floor as he held his face in his hand in anger.
Y/N knew to give the man space before he blew up on her, rushing to her own desk and picking up the now cracked phone. The second she saw his figure stalking towards the door, she opened up a forum with an alert written in the all caps: "THE WITCH IS ON HIS BROOM.". Commotion of workers pulling their things back together were white noise when Y/N quickened her pace to follow Tom.
It was a quick turn into a room that held the room of their chief operating officer, Bob. The door slammed open, the handle hitting the side of the wall. Bob looked up from his activities with his confusion in his eyes when Tom decided to silently take a seat. "This is leather? Shell cordovan?"
The tension in the air so thick, Y/N struggling to breathe.
Bob enthusiastically began to explain his collection he had at home, Tom placing his hands on his hips when he stood up from the spot. Clearly uninterested in the topic, his mocking laugher as he stepped closer to the middle aged man.
"Bob, I'm letting you go." Bob could only stare in shock, words unable to come out of his mouth," I asked you to do one simple thing and you may have costed us a investor. So... you're fired. Now I will give you two months to find another job before you tell everyone you resigned, OK?"
None another word was spoken before Tom walked out first with Y/N following close behind, her eyes closed in on the clearly upset figure," What's his twenty?"
"He's moving. He has crazy eyes."
Hell was about to break lose. Moving off to the side as Bob kicked over a trashcan in his way.
" You selfish son of a bitch! You can't fire me. You don't see what you're doing here? Some spoiled rich kid thinks he could fire me."
Oh no, Bob. Y/N clasped her hand together, Tom tucking both of his hands into the pockets of his slack, leaning with his head slightly back. Nonchalant to all, seemingly unbothered. But Y/N knew what he was doing. He was taunting.
Bob stepped closer, "I tried to let it go. Dom passing on his legacy to some kid knowing full well he should've gave to me. So I've been here much longer than you have for you to fire me. You don't get to do that. So I know you feel threatened by me because I'm 10 times more qualified than you are."
"Are you quite done?"
Bob's eyes flicked over to Y/N and back to Tom before returning back to Y/N," And you treat all of us like slaves when I haven't seen you lift a single finger. If you had given me time to prepare instead having your little whore here last minute tell me about the project. And you know what? I feel sorry for you. Because you know what you're gonna have on your deathbed? Nothing and no one."
"I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. No." Tom stood over the man who was only a centimeter shorter than him but Bob was cowering where he stood despite his outburst," I fired you because you're a lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time perving on the woman here than in your office. I've received several reports about several employees claiming how uncomfortable you make them feel and even now, you dare disrespect Ms. Y/L/N. If you say another word, Tuwaine is gonna have you thrown on your ass onto the sidewalk. Another word and you're going out of here with an armed escort. Y/N will film with her camera and will put it on that little video app with a little montage of all the complaints I have on you. What is it called again?"
"You know my name?" Y/N heard Tuwaine ask. She shushed him before quipping up, "Tiktok, sir.".
"Exactly. Is that what you want?" Tom turned around and motioned with a swift point of his thumb," Get him out of here."
Y/N could feel Tom's stare on her, Bob long forgotten as his presence disappeared from the hallway despite his desperate screams of letting him go. "How long ago did you tell him about the report?"
"Last week when you told me."
"I first told you about this three weeks ago."
"No, you told me last week."
Y/N was met with a hard stare, almost as if it could pierce through her skill. Tom made a beeline back to his office, the door closing behind him. While he remained calm throughout, it felt like a slap in her face. She wouldn't be surprised if she went in there and found his floor full of clutter from him swiping his desk
There were so many deadlines and emails that she has always managed to keep up and be responsible of. She was sure she would've been knowing of another deadline that Tom had put out.
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She was done. She was dead. The monitor of her computer beeping like a hospital signaling a heart rate going flat. After checking her email, she had seen the following headline about the project he was working on. And indeed, it was dated last month and three weeks back.
"Come on, you even do his laundry. There's no way he's firing you." A girl tried to make her make feel better but returned to her own work when Y/N hid her face into the palms of her hands.
Her eyes wavered over to the still shut door. The only time it opened was twice when she saw two people walk into the room and come back out after 10 minutes within the last hour and a half.
"Yeah, maybe." Definitely way. He would've had her doing every single thing but there hasn't been a single page to her phone or anything. She was definitely fired and there's no doubt about it. The door finally opened, Tom's popping out. She didn't need to hear anything as he instead beckoned her with a wave of his hand.
Taking a deep breath, she stepped and shut the door behind her," I apologize extremely for my mistake. There has just been so many things and I know that I should've kept up with it but it was so much."
"So stupid."
"Well, that's a bit harsh."
"Damn bigots."
"I mean what I did wasn't that bad. I did a person to get fired... but that was way overdue for Bob."
"I mean my name is on the building! I'm a citizen here!"
Hold on a second...
"I'm beginning to think we're not talking about the same thing."
"They're going to deport me. Because of last night's fiasco. Apparently there's a thing where I can't get anything on my criminal record as the application is being developed. I didn't bite the guy's dick off and that's not even a crime. Hell, it was committed on American soil by an American!"
"Can't you work on the job from there? You've taken plenty of business trips."
"Yeah from inside the country. Plus they refused to do that. They're planning to have Bob take over because he has the most experience. I just fired the man."
"Wait, so does this mean I'm not fired?"
"Oh no, you are fired." Tom sat down on the edge of his desk with his hands clasped in his lap. No sympathy as Y/N's face fell.
"Sir, I apologize again for the mishap but understand that there were a lot of things I had to keep control of.
"While I've always wanted to let go of Bob, you are also at fault and lost us an investor. If you were anyone else, I would've fired you on the spot. I gave it a lot of thinking and it still comes out to the same result. Pack your things starting next week. I still need you for tomorrows' event."
"I was actually planning to go to Grandma's."
"And risk not get your last paycheck? Which guessing how much it'd be, it seems like a lot. I can always just use that money for the fund-"
'I'll be there, no worries."
"Until then, I need to find out a way to convince them to let me stay. There's no way in hell I'm giving up the company for a year to that perv."
"I mean you could get married. I've heard about that scheme before."
"Does it look like there's anybody I'm going to marry?" Tom tapped his temple with his index finger, "Cmon, Y/N, think."
"I mean you don't have to love them" Y/N shrugged, " I mean it's not like it's hard for you to find a person to marry. You had no struggle last night with the-"
"Let's not talk about last night."
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In awe, she looked around the wide and big room. Controlled drones flew around the air conditioned arena. Spider like robots walked across the floor by people who were using their brain power to make it work.
"Mr. Holland, this is amazing. This is all Oster's Power?"
While she was fascinated by everything, the slicked back hair was beginning to curl out of it's form as Tom was having an essential life crisis. Many would think he was composed but he was quite literally freaking out at the moment. His breathing going heavier as more and more people crowded the large hall. What the hell was he doing to do? He's going to be deported in two weeks and he's trying to settle a large collaboration with a bigger company. If the company gets handed over to Bob and the merge doesn't go well, Holland will burn and burn.
Is this karma? Had he done something wrong?
Speak of the devil.
In all his pride and glory, Harrison Osterfield walked with two guards in front of them. When they reached the two, the guards separated and allowed the handsome man to step forward and a slender brunette woman appeared aside him.
"Pleasure to meet you in the skin, Holland." His soft accent beating the harsh headlines that blog articles spoke of about his strict attitude," And this must be Ms. Y/L/N."
When she saw her ex boss not even raising his hand to shake Harrison's, she took over and held out hers for the sake of the awkwardness that filled the air," Thank you for inviting us. It's a wonderful business that you own."
Harrison nodded, his attention now fully on Tom who stared into the air. The woman smiled one full of straight teeth, therefore proving to Y/N that she was as perfect as she thought it was. "I'm Gracie James, Harrison's fiancé." Her ring finger coming into view as she showed off the big diamond," Just recently this week." moved forward to grasp Y/N's hand to warm it with hers," And you are? Are you two together? Do you work with him? Oh my! Are you two?" Her eyes moving side to side, insinuating a suggestive matter. Well... what was she to Tom now? She didn't necessarily work with him anymore.... she wasn't technically wasn't his friend... While her mind wondered, she looked around the room and saw Tom was still in La La Land with Harrison struggling to keep up a conversation with him. With her right arm out of the view, Y/N nudged his hard side and disrupted whatever trance that he was trapped in," Right. You go and enjoy your evening. I'll see you tonight for the press. If you would excuse me."
Tom disappeared into the large group of people, Y/N pivoting onto feet to race after him before she was held back by a large hand. Harrison smiling down at her as she returned to her former posture of standing up straight with her hands clasped together in front of her, "Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush to go check on him. He may just be nervous. I can take any questions if you'd like."
"Actually, it's a question for you."
"Me?"
One of his securities reached into one of their coats to pull out a rectangle paper to pass it Harrison to then pass to Y/N. A business card. "Saw how fascinated you look by everything." Clicking the side of the card, "I know you want to remain loyal but know that I have a job opening for our QA section."
Harrison went on and on about the opening. How you don't need to know much about the technology, it's mostly computer and packaging that needs to done. The pay being around the same range as what she was making now, maybe even a few more. While she wanted to stay focused on what he had to say, a constant buzz in her purse distracting her.
"Just give it a thought, alright? Tom is a good man but I could always use someone as bright as you here." Harrison raised his hand up to lay it on his shoulder," Make sure to try the cheddar biscuits, they just melt in your mouth."
"For sure. Thank you again."
Watching Harrison disappear into the crowd of people, Y/N was already hot on her toes. Advancing in direction that Tom had walked in, scrolling through the multiple messages that he sent that repeatedly told her to come but no directions to where he went. But seeing the long line of males lined up at the one person bathroom. she figured she knew where he was.
Prepping herself, she faked the best smile she could at the people in line as she cut to the front to knock on the door. "Mr-" The door swinging open, slamming against the wall before a hand grasped her wrist and pulled her in. Hair a mess, breathes coming out in a dry heaves. "Fuck, are you okay?" Tom slid and sat down on the tiled floor, hair constantly pushed back by his shaking hands. "How'd you even know that it would be me?"
"Anyone can tell the difference with that annoying voice you have."
"Okay, you're a little bit more mean than you usually are."
Tom's head peeked up from behind his knees, eyebrows knitted together in stress,” What the hell am I going to do? I'm going to be on a plane in two days back to London and convincing Harrison Osterfield to partner with my company in a week. They completely overlap and I can’t do it if I’m on the other side of the world!”
The ring from the light and the click of Y/N’s heels clicked and she didn't even stop to think about her actions. Now she was the floor with him, her hand coming up to rest against his knee. His glare bringing it back down to her lap.
"There's not a lot of good traits about you."
"Excuse me?"
"But what can I say is that you're manipulative. In a good way."
"In what way is that ever possibly good?"
"Okay here's the thing. I know when you're lying."
"How is this helping?"
"And for some reason, no one else can see through your bullshitting and somehow you always end up getting what you want. I always wondered and then I walked into your meeting that one time. That's when I heard it. You sway people with your words. What's the difference in this?"
"I'm getting deported."
"Just think of it as that one time you lied your way out of getting that parking ticket even though the sidewalk was clearly red and told you that it was red because you told the police officer you were colorblind then proceeded to bribe him even though it was your fault that lady accidentally hit your car."
"You make me sound like a bad person."
"Well... I can name off a few more-"
"Enough of that." He stood up randomly, "I'm fine now, okay? No more, I don't need to hear it." That wasn't even the worse of it, Y/N thought to herself, shaking her head to herself. With no warning, the weight she had put on him to hold her up making her lose her balance and her body stumble onto the dirty floor. Barely gathering herself before Tom opened the door and allowed the other men into the bathroom who only looked at her with a questioning look as they stepped over her frame.
More and more, she was starting to care less about being unemployed tomorrow morning.
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Reporters gathered into another hall, Y/N stepping to the side near the tables.
Harrison was right. The cheese did in fact melt in her mouths. Gathering a couple onto her plate with some crackers, she settled down besides a reporter who was already staring at her through the rims of his glasses that were falling down the bridge of his nose.
She returned back a look of disgust. He was one of the men that just looked at her instead of helping her up like a decent human being so he could stare all she wanted. Choosing to sit a few seats down from him instead of the open one besides him, she figured he could get a taste of his own bad attitude of people not wanting to sit next to him... if he even notices.
The room began to darken as people came out from behind the curtains, all walking like robots up to the podium. Guess working with them so much slowly conditions you into one.
As the topic went into something she didn't really understand, she took another bite of one of the lighter color cheeses. And was immediately in shock.
It tasted so much like mashed potatoes, she could faint. She began to shove more and more in her mouth, not getting enough of the combo of crunch of the cracker and smoothness of cheese.
The euphoric moment paused when she heard the familiar voice but this time, he didn't sound as stoic as he usually sounded. His sentences coming out in cut up pieces.
"What do you have to say, Mr. Holland?"
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that please?"
The man with the glasses. What were his intentions?
"There's been rumors that'd you'll be returning to London, is that true? In the middle of the season, is that correct? Are you not worried of not hitting your next mark?"
Under the bright light, Y/N could see Tom beginning to sweat profusely. His hands fidgeting through one another with the table. Harrison on the end of the table playing with the skin of his lip which made the jittery feeling in his stomach explode. Her cover blowing up piece by piece.
Cmon... just as she thought that, she locked eyes with him as if he heard her. "Manipulate." She mouthed.
"And why would I be going back to London?"
"There's been word spreading that you're planning to go back to London, a report detailing that you were going to be deported. Say, whatever did you do to get deported?"
"Well I can ensure you that I'm not getting deported and I will not be returning back to London."
"But it says right in the the papers that the defendant has breached his contract and will have return back to London to finish his VISA."
"These claims do not make sense as I am engaged to my loving girlfriend."
Oh so now he uses the marriage tactic. Wonder where he got that from. Y/N shook her head and popped another cheese into her mouth like it was a piece of popcorn and she was watching a movie in the theaters.
"And who is this girlfriend of yours, if you don't mind me asking?"
Tom paused, unable to think of a fake name. It was too on the spot. His eyes wavered over the large crowd of reporters, their bodies leaning forward as they waited for the big reveal of the CEO who was thought to be the wanted and unattainable bachelor. Their pencils and fingers ready to write or type in the name of the mystery girl.
"Are you... by any chance, lying?"
"No." Tom quickly denied the claim. Y/N raked through her mind any name she could think. Trying her best to think of what that one girl's name was from the night before. Maybe she could offer a large sum of money to her in exchange for lying for only a couple of weeks. What the hell was she doing? She doesn't even work for him anymore. She didn't need to come up with these solutions for him. This was his mess, he fixes it.
"Her name is..." Y/N's breath hitched when her eyes locked with Tom's. The desperation in his eyes, almost pleading. Like he was asking for permission, his pen swaying side to side like a pendulum. The only beings in the room being them.
For all the times he's made her miss a date. For all the times he's stressed her out to the point of her hair falling out.
Does he truly deserve this easy way out?
But she couldn't help but nod, securing the deal. Tom turning back to the reporter," Her name is Y/N Y/L/N."
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a/n: thank you for tooning in! also excuse the cringe company names lol. pls let me know how it is going, i've been iffy about my writing lately hehe.
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idthellyeah-blog · 5 years ago
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Tales of Ma’Zar  Book 1 : The White Uprising
(This was a very fake novel that I pretended to write and read on stage for an OK Party Comedy show in like 2012. I wanted to write something that was satire and sci-fi and also way too horny. I think it did well? I don't know, that was back in the time of my comedy life where people paying attention was a major victory. Let's split the difference and say "no one attacked me after the show". )
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Chapter 1   
  Ma’zar made his way through the packed and smoky main street of New  Chicago in between crowds of drug addicted albinos, technocratic  Pan-Asian youth, and cybernetic grifters.  He passed the sub-human  bazaars where rogue Whites begged for money units, organic pizza shops,  and constant dragon sex dens.  Today Ma’zar did not have time to indulge  in retail therapy or intercourse with one of New Chicago’s famous  silver dragon concubines…he was on a mission.  One of the local  Z-Baron’s had paid him a very hefty fee to exterminate an infestation of  felines that had been detected in the Caucasian slums.  Ma’zar was not  comfortable going into this sector of the city…but zag it…the money was  good.  His dragon wife Cassidy and he had been planning on finally  getting a compartment in the upper levels of Glorious Leader Towers…but  money had been tight ever since all of the national presidents  assassinated each other and their protector sex robots.  He loved  Cassidy deeply, in the explosively sensual way that man and dragon had  loved each other for years.  Ma’Zar had once been told a tale of a time  when human men and human women felt love towards each other.  “Yeah  right” he laughed “everyone knows that human women have always been used  for breeding and then executed in our baby farms…Mid-Chancellor Obama  personally assures that all of their brains and tongues are removed at  birth”… (with the exception of the sub-human white people who no dragon  would ever lay with, but who also had no feelings beyond grief and  jealousy and who produced so many children that they only wound up  eating or neglecting)   Plus, how could a non-white man truly love a  woman…that’s disgusting…they don’t have majestic wings that enfold  around you while you make sweet love to them…or easy to clean scales for  when your moist passion explodes.  Human women will always be the  lowest form of life in New Chicago….even lower than white men.    
  Ma’Zar  reached the Caucasian slums and was instantly sickened to his stomach  by the stench of human waste, robo waste, and Doritos brand chips.  The  Whites lived like only disgusting creatures could…like white people.   Barring other obvious physical and inherent mental defects, white  skinned sub-humans (or slightly darker albinos with non-white hair as  they were commonly referred to) had to hide themselves from the glorious  sun due to their pale disgusting skin burning…and wore ridiculous  contraptions made from plant fiber called “clothing” and covered most of  their shacks and open areas with really gay looking tents.  Ma’Zar  would never let his proud, ripped, brown body be covered in cloth.  How  else would anyone know his rank in the New Chicago Murder squad if they  couldn’t see the rings on his penis?  He held his breath and made his  way to the address of the infestation…spitting on a group of feral white  babies who were approaching him with their dead drowned corpse looking  skin.  He found the building and opened the door.  Silence…he started  making his way through the decrepit building scanning each room for  signs of felines.  Feline animals…once known as cats…were a disgusting  vermin in New Chicago.  Once they had been pets, but started a revolt  against humankind that lasted for nearly ten sun cycles.  Once the  devastating war was over, all felines had been put into slave labor  camps while their leaders were put to death and presented as trophies in  the Halls of Justice.  The filthy “cats” that now popped up in tribes  around the city were brain dead morons who only sought to rub up against  things and sleep all day like lazy Whites.  Since these felines were  not registered or were escapees from the labor camps…they were to be  destroyed by any means necessary, and knowing this they would fight to  the death.  Ma’Zar almost relaxed his super huge gun-sword when he heard the noise he’d been dreading….  “MEOW”.    ��
  Ma’Zar  was swarmed with felines, dozens of them.  Hacking and slashing, penis  becoming erect with fury.  They came at him from all sides, all teeth  and claws and allergy inducing fur.  He barely had time to swing his  weapon at them before it was too late…blasting apart a handful.  After  his initial surprise wore off, Ma’Zar’s brain had fallen back upon his  years of training in the Death Zone and he did the thing he had been  paid to do…dominate some Pussy.  Blood and fur flew everywhere as he  tore through the surrounding horde, covering his tense, beautiful naked  body.  After what seemed like one candles worth of all out battle…the  last of the felines fell.  Ma’Zar was going to need one long sand bath  tonight.  The building (and surrounding White homes) would, of course,  have to be burned to the ground so that another infestation would not  occur…plus it smelled like cat piss.  Ma’Zar sent a text message to the  clean up crew who responded with the traditional “AIGHT”.  His work here  was done.  It was time to get away from this sketchy part of town and  get back to his compartment downtown where he could get his mind off of  this boring daily routine and get down to some good old fashioned dragon fucking.
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