#yap

[gaytorade-fucker-69]

Guys get it right Jesus was a liberal hippy and social democracy relies on colonialism to function

Jesus was a socialist this, scandinavian socialism that. I will fuckin smash you with a brick.

[lilithsdarkwings]

“oh but he won’t take you seriously” and you think i’ll take him seriously? shut up, cunt! i just want to slap his face until he’s crying, then make him cum until he passes out. not be tryna marry the slut!

[szrbett]

Does Gregory ever get panic attacks or flashbacks with things regarding GGY

i imagine he gets flashbacks in the form of nightmares. i do believe he has amnesia and cant recall his time as ggy, but i also hc he still gets terrible nightmares and has no idea what causes it. he just thinks its his mind being weird and trying to scare him but he has no idea it correlates to ggy and its actually memories from being rab haunting him. like he will get nightmares about his family or friends, or even the mimic. and i believe if he truly understood everything that has happened and if he knew he had also been through what vanessa has once regarding vanny and rab, he would freak out and he would have a panic attack. he would feel so guilty knowing he’s inadvertently caused harm to people he loves. even if he was literally mind controlled, the idea alone that he had put anyone in danger would make him lose it. he doesnt want to hurt anyone, he never has

[applejaymi]

if I had it my way, I would draw sports rpf 24/7 but unfortunately korean college entrance exams are kicking my ass so im afraid I won't be able to draw as much 💔

im not supposed to be drawing now either like. did u know all the art that i make is me staying up until 4 am, drawing in complete darkness because my parents think im asleep .. my sleeping schedule is so cooked

[pinkblanket7]

Ur so real i think if music ceased to exist, the world would end and explode probably.

ADDING ALL OF THESE TO MY DETEY PLAYLIST RNN IDK HOW I DIDNT HAVE GOOD OL FASHION LOVER BOY ON THERE ALREADY

Omg ur brain. Imagining them all dancing together 😭😭🥺 my silly stupid family ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Drain you is such a banger. I just listened to it for the first time. And the lyrics ARE detey coded. The PASSION?!?!! Holllyyyyy moly thank u for the recs

This comic ended up being SO MUCH LONGER than I expected 😭 but I’m finally done… ignore consistency mistakes pls I was fighting for my life w this one 💔

The end. Yay. Happy hugs and stuff.

Stupid idiot dropped the remote. Smh my head.

BY THE WAY! SORRY if I got any of the ASL wrong, I got my info from google images but pls let me know if I can improve in any way it would be much appreciated

Ummm I wanna yap about this basically I was on Twitter and I saw this tweet that was like… “it’s been a long day bro can you pet me” I would put the screenshot but I already reached the 30 photo limit.

BUT obviously my deteypilled brain was like lmao that’s so them. And then I thought. More. About it. So much that I started sketching. A comic. About it…. And then this happened… so yeah

BY THE WAY the (un)official song for this comic is Impacto by Enjambre. If you don’t know Spanish, I need you to translate the lyrics and read this again because holllyyy moly does it fit…

You should just listen to the song anyways though because it’s really good. And while ur at it you should listen to the entire album. Might as well listen to the album Daltónico too. IT HAS SO MANY DETEY-CODED SONGS LORRDDD HELP ME.

Also I guess since I’m here I’ve been wanting to ask if anyone has any more detey-coded songs… pls…

OKAY ABOUT THE COMIC. This is set I’m thinking around like uhh after scarlet shedder probably idk just any time after Petey and lil petey moved in with dog man would work. I tried to keep them in character here. But like I might have probably not done that awesome of a job… I’m a drawer not a writer.

My headcanon for this comic (says the creator) is that dm just got back from being bullied by his co-workers, the mean cop and uhh that other one I forgot the name of, on top of just having a shitty day. I mean. Ruff day. (Clapping ensues) thank you I’ll be here all night. All Night…. Knight… like OFFICER KNIGHT??? Okay sorry

So basically he’s feeling upset and lowkey hating his job so he throws his hat off to the side and it’s totally not bc I just didn’t wanna draw his hat. What who said that. His hat is so stupid I hate drawing it omg. Must’ve been the wind ?? Anyways Petey was just watching tv waiting for dog man to come back cuz he couldn’t sleep. hashtag insomniac. Also LP is asleep

I read some fics before where dog man would scratch at his scar when he’s stressed/nervous and bro. Bro. It’s??!?!? I had to draw it. It kills me.

Sigghhsss anyways this whole situation is gay asf. And they don’t even. Realize it. I hate them. They both want that cookie so effin bad broooo. Can they not.

[garaged0g]

[popuplee]

the thing that drives me sooo crazy about the jinx/isha/cait/vi confrontation is that for vi, it was a lose-lose situation. either caitlyn misses & accidentally hits isha (child witnesses enforcer violence), or caitlyn kills jinx in front of a child who cares for her (child STILL witnesses enforcer violence). Either situation parallels vi’s own past trauma. In that moment, it wasnt about jinx (at least not entirely). It was about vi’s catalyst for violent change about to be recreated and forced upon this child. Caitlyn said she understood how vi felt seeing her parents die, but demonstrated in this moment that she doesnt and literally CANT. caitlyn has never been on the other side or enforcer violence. the child didnt even compute to her—isha was just an obstacle to be avoided, not a person that will carry this experience forever. But vi’s been on the wrong end of a gun. She understood that no matter what, no matter who got hit, if she allowed caitlyn to shoot, vi would be recreating her own trauma. And THATS why she stopped cait

[tanookitalez]

say what you want about the wii u, but that dusty old man really got around

[anastasia974realqueen]

I think one of the reasons Leonora isn't the heir to the throne even though she's the eldest is simply because she's a girl. Kingsland is inspired by France, and in France the queen wasn't allowed to rule the kingdom (except in the case of regency) and I think this applies to Kingsland as well.

Also, I want to note that, near the end of Origins, Part 1, when Alex says to his father and Sir Gareth that Alien need their help, Sir Gareth was very against it, saying that Alex's duties as future king is that he should learnt how to rule his kingdom.

While his father said this : "I...I used to think like you my boy, before I became king. And well, I seems to have been stuck in those long meeting ever since."

And when Sir Gareth reminded the king that he had a meeting in three minutes, Kendric made a sad face.

So what I meant was, I think that when Kendric was younger, he too wasn't appeal at the idea of being king and he too wanted to explore the outside world. But contrary to Alex, he didn't managed to do so.

(It seems like not wanting to attend meetings but too instead explore the outside world is actually genetic lol)

I lowkey do not like the idea of Alex being king in the future AT ALL. Not like there's anything wrong with the idea itself it just annoys me for no reason whatsoever... #LeonoraQueenOfKingsland

[my-hearts-kickdrum-type-beat]

Current what?

Pairing - Theodore Nott x Gf! reader

Summary - Your little prank was not tastefully timed.

Warnings- Bad language, smoking. This is Theo x the current bf tiktok trend lol. No one asked for this it was just in my head. Established relationship ofc, angsty teddy but he does get his comfort dw <3

WC: 1K

Dating Theodore Nott meant never being alone.

Not that he didn’t give you space – no, he cherished his alone time. Only that alone time had recently been spent tastefully lurking wherever you went. 

Instead of reading in his usual dungeon nook or the deepest corner of the library, he did it while following you. Or he’d casually ask your detailed plans for the day, your favourite shortcuts, anything to give him an inkling of your location.

It wasn’t in a creepy way — ish —, but in an ‘I'd die if anything happened to you; I always need to make sure you’re safe’ way.

And though you loved him more than anything, you couldn’t help but feel suffocated at times. He had this way of knowing everything you did to the point that you wondered if he had a mic on you.

So you and your friends decided to conduct a little experiment; talking at a relative volume in the middle of the empty courtyard. “He’s my current boyfriend, that’s it.” Little did you know that his entire friend group was just around the corner, having a smoke. Theo was furthest from the corner, laughing about something with Mattheo, lungs full of happiness and smoke, when Blaise tapped his bicep.

“You’ll never guess what your girl just said.”

Nott raised his eyebrows without much interest and took another draw of his cigarette.

“'He’s my current boyfriend.'” 

Enzo jumped in right after Zabini, taking Theo’s cigarette. “'That’s it'” He brought the cigarette to his lips, wearing that stupid smirk he always had on when gossip was about.

Theo’s eyes widened. “What—”

Matt threw his arm over his best friend’s shoulder, ruffling his hair. “You’re just her sex toy.”

“Get the fuck-” He somehow freed himself from Mattheo’s hold and stormed past his friends – not without stealing his cigarette back from Berkshire and flicking it into the grass.

There you were. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as ever, giggling with your friends with the face of love’s young dream, like you hadn't just ripped the rug out from under your boyfriend.

He stormed over and unceremoniously grabbed your hips from behind, picking you up. You let out a surprised yelp, hands instinctively reaching back to hold his shoulders. He placed you down after a few steps, spinning you to look at him – his pout.

“Current boyfriend?” He spat lowly, looking down at you like you’d just ripped out his heart and cut it into pieces with a rusted butter knife.

You resisted the urge to laugh in his face – how did he manage to keep such close tabs on you? – but held it in for the sake of his overly fragile state. The lines on your face smoothed as you schooled your expression, feeling his bruising grip on your waist.

You wanted to laugh and tell him that it was only a joke, but the hollowness of his face made you rethink that.

Theo’s mouth was slightly parted in exasperation. He was on the edge of insanity, and you looked like you were about to piss yourself laughing. “Per l'amor del cielo – is that all I am to you?” For the love of God.

The dark circles under his eyes and the tight grip his bony hands had on you were telling. You really shouldn’t have pulled this stunt just a few hours before he got his potions test back. 

“No, no!” You reached up to cup his cheeks, thumbs brushing over the rough unshaven skin. “It’s a joke, Theo.” You're an idiot — this really was not the time to pull a juvenile prank when he barely slept last night from anxiety.

He swallowed, looking down at you with distrust but leaning into your touch nevertheless.

"I'm sorry, baby." You murmured; in your mind, you were on your knees for the carnal sin of hurting your teddy bear's feelings.

Your boyfriend wiped his runny nose — he also has a cold currently; life has been kicking him in the balls recently — and slouched despite himself.

The watery, self-deprecating laugh that escaped you was inevitable from the way he was looking at you – adorably exhausted. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders.

His head dropped to the crook of your neck, a loud, annoyed sigh against the warm skin. “You're not forgiven." He spat in a tender whisper that contradicted his words.

The sigh that escaped you was weary, guilty, and sad. Your fingers scratched at the nape of his neck in the way that made him purr like a kitten, feeling his grip on you tighten but relax.

"The joke was that you're my current boyfriend, 'cause you're my future husband." Your lips brushed his ear with a timid, regretful tone that made you think maybe it wasn't as clever or entertaining as you believed it was.

That made your boyfriend shut his eyes, his hands snaking under your jumper to feel the warmth of your bare skin.

He pulled back just enough to look at you, letting his neck droop — like it lost its will to stand straight — so your foreheads pressed together. His eyes seemed to have gotten the tiny sparkle you always provided, his breath soft.

You smiled weakly with tight-lipped apology, cupping his face, feeling the unkempt stubble brushing your soft hand.

Theo melted into a puddle of emotion, and every bit of worry and anger inside him morphed into soft, luminescent admiration.

Then suddenly, you were on your tippy-toes, pecking his lips, stained with nicotine that you're now addicted to — inadvertent genius from Nott.

He let the corners of his mouth turn up in exhausted affection, and when you pulled back and nuzzled into his chest, he pressed a kiss to your crown.

You breathed him in silently, noting his lack of cologne for today and appreciating his natural musk that you preferred to any expensive scent.

Theo smoothed down your hair with a careful hand, murmuring into it with a growing smirk. "How soon do I get to make the future husband thing a reality?"

Theodore Nott m.list

i hate this but i don't give a fuck because i lost the original

and do not ask me how i managed to yap what was meant to be a 400 word minific into 1k - jesus girl take the keyboard away

lmk what u thought bb

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[pizzazzgf]

Agatha “my actions betray all the words that leave my mouth” harkness and Rio “you have to tell me things directly so I know what you’re thinking” Vidal are having communication issues…? No way… really????

[abysmalarts]

idk how much of a hot take this is, but porn artists dont make fandom look bad. If you think porn makes something bad that’s something for you to unpack.

[scunthorpem181]

[dyellogin]

doodles + possibly not posting as much

On a side note, I keep forgetting to post doodles on Tumblr and Tiktok once I post my doodles on my discord server, so I might only post when I have things that are slightly have effort in it? lol

18+ only, the link will expire soon.

[cinnamonbnuy]

POV:

You're 4 foot tall and Valery takes an interest in you