#MMMMM SCARA

[kwnnys]

scaramouche would rather die than admit how much he really enjoyed little spooning.

the feeling of your arms wrapped around his waist and your head buried in the crook of his neck, it drives him insane.

not to mention the feeling of your hand resting on his stomach, drawing circles on the soft skin as you mutter sweet nothings in his ear.

press kisses at his neck. nibble lightly on the shell of his ear and listen as his breath hitches, shooting you a side glare as a warning. (to which you pay no mind to.)

his body instinctively curls up the moment he feels your touch, and a low sigh escapes his lips. scara loves these moments, coming home after a long day and being held by you. because it is the most nourishing affection he could ever experience.

[diz-eaze]

i would say that scara’s actually really good at makeup…. like look at his eyeliner… the guy is good with his hands

if you wear makeup, blatantly shits on your makeup skills so that, maybe, you’ll let him ‘show’ you how to do it (please let him do your makeup for you. he wants your eyeliner to match his)

or he sneaks into your room and uses your makeup when you’re not home

ouuu, yes, canon scara is definitely an eyeliner pro !! my vision of him in the modern au has no eyeliner, i fear, so that aspect completely slipped my mind 😣😣😣 in my head he just wears hoodies 24/7, no eyeliner or makeup at all, and maybe with earbuds in that he turns off the moment you talk to him. around the apartment, he always wears bunny slippers that you gifted him as a job well done on finals. and on the occasions that he's forced to wear something without his hoodie, it'd be a button-up or cardigan. unless, of course, you decide to proactively change his sense of fashion. just a simple suggestion from you will be interpreted into law in his mind, so do be careful on what you advise him to dress up in.

anyways, canon scara doing your makeup,,, mmmmm i love that idea so much !! <33 i imagine this is him as wanderer now, where he's able to somewhat acknowledge the vulnerability of feelings. he'll still huff and puff all he wants, yet the way he softly pats your face with makeup products and the gentle but firm grip he has on your chin says otherwise. when your peers at the akademiya crowd around you, excitedly asking you how you did your makeup, you'll send a sly glance toward hat guy's direction and watch in bemusement as he pulls his hat down to cover the upper half of his face.

still, you find it quite cute how he insists on matching your eyeliner with his every single time.

[sleepyflowershead]

i cant with the damn kitchen it too cute for my heart how mang time i read it, jester is so silly goober!!! he like most goofiest boi alive! polivine being mother/father material to him s just MMMMM

WHILE THERE INTENSE RP IN THE FREAKING DINNER HALL OF SCARA, RAPTOR’S PV, WAFFLES’S SHADOW MILK IM PRAYING FOR THE BABY RN

[ladydaybreaker]

Lil Sneak Peek

So the votes came in, lot of people wanted to see it. This is still a loooong way coming but I got hit with the idea and thought it was cute. This takes place 'bout...16 years after canon.

This is mainly Thad with his daughter, Tori.

“Yo, Zi! There’s another group of merchants coming to the gates!” Thad called up, watching as a pair of purple eyelights and equally purple haired head popped out from where sparks flew from a crevice in the walls surrounding the compound. 

“Freakin’, now!?” Uzi demanded, giving a groan as she clambered out of her hidey hole, holding on to the safety lifeline as she balanced on a foot, hanging in empty space before throwing her head back, “Ughhh fine! I’ll be down there in a second.”

He watched as she tapped on the side of her head, the nearly transparent dark welding field flickering away from her screen as she pushed off  the wall and free fell down a majority of the wall before her steel toed combat boots slammed into the side of it again, rappelling down as the whine-hiss of the safety rope filled Thad’s audials. She hit the ground with a soft exhalation of venting and unhooked herself from her harness.

“Had to come during building hours didn’t they,” she seethed as she near hugged the shadows of the wall, “Do they realize how close it is to sunset? Granted I don’t think N and V are going hunting tonight but still.”

“To be fair, Zi, they probably figured coming earlier would be getting your wrath and probably wrenches to the head,” Thad winced, “Not to mention, I don’t think you’d leave your walls until the shadows covered a decent amount of area.”

“Not wrong,” Uzi shrugged, brushing her hands off and wiping off some of the soot from the welders off on her face, leaving some black streaks down the snowy white memory metal, “Ughhhh fine, let’s get this over with. Scara! Get that gate open! Time to let the merchants in…But they are not staying here.”

The large gates, bulkhead doors that rivaled that of the Doorman standard triple bunker doors began to open, a blaring siren alerting those around that the outside world was being let in. Uzi pulled a face as she watched them open, crossing her arms.

“Needs to be faster. Less loud,” she muttered, Thad gave a chuckle watching his friend and sister in law’s face scrunch up in that characteristic Doorman frown. Already running simulations and thoughts of how it was going to work. 

The traders came in, lugging in a wagon of scrap and other little bits and pieces that were needed with them…well, rather two traders. A greasy, dark haired man with pink eyes and a very sleazy air that made Thad’s wig itch and a blonde haired boy no older than about six in a tattered coat and ushanka with bright orange eyes. 

“...Mmmmm I don’t like this,” Uzi hummed, eyes narrowing, “Guy looks like a tool, kid I think I’ve seen before. Tried selling me stuff off the west wall last time an-” she stiffened, looking around lightly. Love you?

“What’s up?”

“We’re probably going to have company.”

“What kind of company?” Thad’s eyes narrowed as his hand reached towards the sword of darkened meteoric steel at his side.

“The familial kind. Small, familial kind.” Uzi muttered.

Thad was quiet, giving a long sigh, “...Tori huh?”

“Y’know she’d be as sneaky as her mother if she didn’t giggle every two feet.”

Thad gave a laugh, hand coming away from the sword as he started towards the bunker, “I’ll head her off. See where the other two gremlins are.”

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll take care of these two,” Uzi rolled her eyes, “Yo, pink eyed sleazeball. Whatcha got? Oh, that’s medical stuff. Go to Lisa at the first building over there. Kiddo…that had better not be stuff off my wall like you tried selling me last time.”

[Is not stuff from west wall,] the kid shrugged, bearing a sharp grin that only made Uzi’s eyes narrow more.

Thad didn’t pay much more attention as he left Uzi to do a battle of sales wit against a six year old. She was 34. She could handle a child. 

Maybe.

His footsteps crunched in the snow as he turned past one of the buildings. “If I were a little Working Disassembler, where would I be?” he wondered…

Only for something small and compact to collide with his back. Thad collapsed headlong into the snow as a flash of sunglow gold skittered in the powder before him, he caught sight of a golden X on a screen alongside a set of needle teeth and bramblethorn claws. A crystal clear, glass canister tipped tail wagged as what looked to be a female Disassembly Drone crouched in the snow, shaking snow off her wings as she gave a series of high pitched giggles. It would have been a terrifying scene…

If the Disassembly Drone hadn’t been little bigger than a toddler stage Worker Drone.

Here! Hi! Love you! Daddy! The little critter chittered and chirped as Thad pushed himself up onto his stomach, his chin in his hands.

“Hey, KitKat,” he chuckled, reaching forward as the tiny drone crept forwards, silver claws arcing through the snow. He scritched under her chin and the little X blinked out, replaced with two owlish, sunglow ovals behind glasses that turned into little happy arcs as her tail wagged a mile a minute and a purr fluttered through her chest.

“Hi, Daddy!” Tori beamed, “I scare! Jus’ like Momma! Raaawr!” the X flashed on her screen again as she gave a playful swipe towards her father.

“Oh I was terrified, KitKat!” Thad nodded, shuffling up to sit properly, “Y’got me good! Momma would be real proud of you. We should tell her you got me when she wakes up,”

“Yessa!” Tori’s smile was wide as her tail arched forwards and pushed her glasses back up her screen, “Momma says she gonna…gonna…mmmm…fly! Love you! Here! Here!”

“Momma’s gonna teach you to fly again tonight huh?” Thad smiled, getting a vigorous and ecstatic nod from his daughter, “Where’re your cousins?”

“Oh…they with their grandpa!” Tori chirped, crawling into her father’s lap and butting her head against his chest and chin, getting him to give her some more scritches which made her purr louder, “Is Momma gonna throw ‘rion off the building again?”

“If your aunt Uzi and Uncle N have anything to say about it, no,” Thad chuckled, “Gotta remember that not everyone likes to be thrown off buildings, Kitty,”

“...But it was funny…” Tori pouted.

“Yeah, not gonna deny that, kid,” Thad ruffled her hair, taking care to not mess with her eyes. The little cameras zoomed in on him as Tori’s tail wagged and she looked around.

Who? Where? Hi! Friend! I’m here! She chittered as her head cocked to the side.

“Whatcha seein’ kitty?”

“Daddy, who that?” Tori asked pointing back at where Uzi was talking to the child that came with the merchant…the woman actually looking rather annoyed while the kid looked a little smug.

“Merchant that came in,” Thad explained, taking his hat off and placing it down on Tori’s head, smirking as he knocked it over her eyes and made her give a squealing giggle, “His Dad’s talkin’ to grandma…and I think grandma’s gonna whack him over the head. Guy seemed kinda bad.”

“...Bad guy!?” Tori blinked, “Momma takes care of bad guys! We should get her!”

“Eh, your grammy can take care of him.” Thad winked, knowing that V would absolutely eat the guy… “Oh jeeze, Tori, you’re cold…here,” he took off his jacket and put it around Tori’s body, nearly swallowing the little hybrid in the fabric. It was really hard to tell her from any other Droneling from a distance.

But that’s what he was going for.

The little Working Disassemblers were Outpost 3’s best kept secret. If it had gotten out that they had partnered up with the very genociders that had hunted their kind for decades…

The colony would be thrown into a war for working with the Disassembly Drones. He and Uzi would likely be killed for betraying their kind. Their families also likely killed for siding with said murder bots. And worst of all…

Orion, Tori and Astra would be killed on sight.

And Thad did not want that for his family, nor his home. 

“Hey, KitKat,” he started, “Y’know how Astra hides her tail sometimes?” 

“Yeah!”

“I bet you can’t do that~”

“YEAH HUH! I CAN DO THAT! An’ I can do that better than A!” Tori screeched, pouting with that look that just screamed her mother. Thad chuckled as Tori lifted her arms and her tail snaked around her waist, coiling and twitching in rattlesnake annoyance as she turned that little smug grin up at her father, “Seee!?”

“I do see!” Thad smiled as he picked her up and sat her on his shoulder, making her giggle and squeal, “Hold on tight, Kitty…we’re gonna go home, Momma’s gonna be waking up soon. You’re not overheating right?”

“Nuh uh,” Tori shook her head as she and her father walked across the yard. Her gaze didn’t leave the merchant kid currently verbally duking it out with Uzi. She suddenly gave a happy wave, flashing a brilliant smile of needle teeth, “Bye bye Mister Totally Not a Bad Guy! Thank you for cominnn’!”

The kid startled, orange eyes snapping towards Tori as Uzi’s eyes hollowed out and she whipped towards Thad and his daughter.

“Gonna take Tori home,” Thad called, waving, “Orion and Astra are with your dad! He’ll probably bring them home if you don’t go get them,”

Uzi gave a nod. The kid blinked, staring up at Tori…who gave him another wave. Her smile turned blinding as he shyly, almost warily returned her wave. 

Bye! Bye! Friend! I’m here! Miss you! Tori twittered, her voice like a song as she and her father trudged through the snow and the rapidly dying light towards the Aerie.

[mondaymelon]

*points 🎤 at you* favorite pjsk song/s ? 👀 mine are : at god’s mercy , bitter choco decoration , & self-inflicted colorlessness hehe 🥰

OH. SO MANY!!!

AHEM.

okay its not out on en servers but... the akitoya cover of tokio funka!! absolute bangerrrrr

also. the shinonome siblings singing salamander!! love that song AND the mv is all so MMMMM.

heheheh can you tell who my fave is yet

ohohohohohoh and soudatta! the leadup to the chorus is so funky with all the minor notes and it just sounds real silly and I LOVE SILLY

more. uhm more. okay

milk crown on sonnetica !!!

PHONY!! loved this song sm before it came out so its a given

venom + bug because karikibear is one of my favorite artists!! all of their songs are so damn gooooooooodddd and bug and venom were already some of my favorites sooo

ussewa!! i love hate this song because i keep missing one damn note thats preventing me from fc it and its the same note every single time istg this has happened more than three times already

otome dissection (didnt really know about it at first but a va of a character i like made a cover of it and suddenly all my thoughts have changed!!)

EGO ROCK. THIS SONG IS SO SILLY AND I KNOW THE DANCE TO IT LMAO

ALIEN ALIEN another really siilly song, i like silly songs

k i n g. omg the vocals for this are just so insane

ifuudoudou. ik the lyrics are a lil... mmm, but like. yk that one mv with xiao and albedo and scara dancing to it. i was at a friends house and we played it on loop for like an hour and i danced to it like the silly fella i am. also the first song i fced so like. hhaha

E C H O . OHHHHH THIS IS SUCHA dAM NGOOD SONG I JUST WISH THEY HAD AN AKITOYA COVER OF IT. LIKE 99 PERCENT OF THESE SONGS IVE ALREADy hAd IN MY PLAYLIST WHCIH JUST MADE ME SOOO HYPE ABOUT THEM ADDING THEM TO THE GAME

im writing too much. lemme real quick just dispense a few more

the vampire, BRING IT ON, tale of the eep sea lily, ROKI (MAFU AND SORARU COVER SO L O. S) DarlingDance, villain, bitter choco decoration, world's end dancehall + unknown mother goose + ura-omote lovers + rolling girl because wowaka is a legend, your adventure log has vanished!, law-evading rock because tsukasa swears in it im pretty sure, into the night because mmm. depression, newly edgy idols (I KNOW THE ENTIRE DANCE TO IT. I DO SHIZUKU'S PART) , tondemo wonderz even though my fingers fail to cooperate, lower one's eyes... yeah ill end it here.

[yestrday]

Um... For scientific purposes... Will Yan!Housewife Scaramouche be flustered when he caught you checking him out?

um. duh? this is the tsundere housewife-- he's got the blush, the absolute will to beat the shit out of you, and the insults. man can't handle the minimum amount of affection from you without getting all mushy.

scara's just an absolute joy to look at, especially while he's focused on what he's doing. right now you're helping him out with the laundry, hanging up the freshly washed beddings on the wire. (if you weren't around he'd have to get a stool just to hang them. you have a picture.) he's scrubbing the remaining laundry clean on the side and... archons, he's just so <3

sweat dripping from his head, staining his thin shirt and clinging to his porcelain skin, anyone who peeked over the fence would have seen such an inviting sight. the thought makes you jealous, but it also certainly excites you. how you'd like to embarass your pretty little wife in front of your perverted neighbors...

scara finally huffs out a satisfied sigh after scrubbing out a rather stubborn stain and looks up... only to meet your darkened gaze and smug grin. oh this motherfucker... scara can feel his cheeks blush bright and he glares up at you.

"what the hell are you looking at, pervert!" he throws the brush your way and you laugh loudly as you dodge. "start hanging those sheets!"

"i'm done, i'm done," you croon, drawing dangerously near to your enticing husband. "hey, shouldn't i have a reward for a job well done?"

"a reward?" he scoffs. "this is your duty as someone living in this house!"

"oh come on," you pout. slinging your arm around his tiny waist, you snuggle into his neck while he protests about how he's sweaty and wet. "that's part of the charm, scara. you look soooo cute right now <3"

he positions his hand to smack you up the head, before thinking twice and slowly resting his hand. he averts his gaze as he tugs on his thin shirt, blushing like an inexperienced schoolgirl.

"f-fine, only this once," he mumbles. "just because you're only looking at me."

"of course i'll only look at you," you smile cheekily at him and press a sweet kiss on his lips. "there's no one in this world as pretty and dutiful a housewife as you."

he melts in your hands at the adoring praise. you dig in.

[fallencrowkarma]

💋💋💋

[yostresswritinggirl]

Phone charms are an aesthetic that will never die. Never die! And it could work with the add ons. Phone case vs phone wallet case. Regular omamori charm in his wallet? Or is it the phone charm. Mm, is always on his person when he's not home. Someone has a custom popsocket of their lover and I'm not pointing fingers but there's someone. And custom phone cases, lol.

The bird imagery is strong within the electro family.

Oh, paper crane earrings! That would be cute. Scara wearing glasses. Scara having piercings. Very nice fanart.

Bloom anon

NO THE THING IS THAT PHONES DON'T HAVE CHARMS PLACEHOLDERS BUILT IN ANYMORE THAT'S WHY I'M BEING REALISTIC AHAHAHAH

Scara is definitely the type to have those phone cases that covers the screen too, where you put your credit cards on it and shit, and the charm is in it too yes! Another thought, he has a good fortune slip in it too, the very first one he pulled from a shrine with reader that he somehow kept

Okay but custom popsocket is a bit overboard he can't handle that hahaha he'll settle with the polaroid tyvm

PUT PAPER CRANE EARRINGS ON THAT MAN TOO THEY CAN MATCH SHHHH AND GLASSES AND PIERCINGS YES, MAY AS WELL ADD A TATTOO HAHAHHAA

[kaeyazuha]

𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝

❝ ATE KY :DD Can I request a drabble with Scaramouche? A reverse comfort fic where Scara heard from his subordinates how reader was too scared to break up with him/said yes to him cause of pity or smth like that. But reader reassures him. Hehehe~ thank you! ❞

; mmMMM reverse comfort my beloved- I’m sorry this took so long, I hope it’s okay!

; 3/13/22

; Reverse Comfort/Fluff

; CW: Yelling, rumors, false accusations, insecurity (scara), physical touch

Scaramouche, the balladeer. 6th of the 11 Fatui Harbingers, his name alone carries enough weight to crush royalty and even celestial beings under his boot like a common roach. If you were to bring up his name in conversation, you might be able to see a flash of morbid fear in the eyes of his subordinates- nervously looking over their shoulder just to make sure he wasn’t nearby. Scaramouche is a highly feared man of power, pride, arrogance, and a nonnegotiable need for obedience. So of course, of course someone as lovely as you wouldn’t willingly be with someone like that! When you walked into a room, people relaxed and flashed a warm smile at you, only for that smile to drop rapidly the moment your boyfriend trailed in behind you. Whispers would soon fill the tense atmosphere, curious eyes filled to the brim with pity and worry. What a cruel man, keeping (y/n) hostage. How long until (y/n) leaves him? Will he let (y/n) leave him? Poor (y/n), trapped in a loveless relationship…what utter fools.

Words travel fast when the mouths that speak them never shut, always eager to hear the latest gossip and news. So when people witnessed what appeared to be a loveless, one-sided relationship, vile words and accusations spread like wildfire. You paid no mind to it, knowing the actual truth. But over time, you noticed Scaramouche slowly pulling away. The already scarce affection you received turned into nothing more than fleeting touches and longing stares, and you could see the apparent loneliness and yearning concealed behind anger with every word he spoke. “For the last time, I’m fine. Go bother somebody else.” He scoffed, turning away from you yet again- you trailed behind him, biting back your agitation with his forced arrogance. You’d just been trying to ask if he’s alright, yet he acted like you were accusing him of tyranny. 

“Scara, please, you’re obviously not fine.” You sighed, rubbing your temples almost aggressively while trying to ease your increasing headache. “Did I do something wrong? Why are you avoiding me?” Silence, his back faced you and his shoulders sank impossibly deeper against his body. He tried to appear busy, “sorting” through papers you’d just organized moments ago. Taking a slow breath, you stepped forward and rested a hand on his shoulder; only to flinch back when he harshly brushed it off and away from him.

“How many times do I need to tell you?! I’m FINE so go, go run away to someone else! Maybe they’ll be nicer to you!” Scaramouche spat, still refusing to turn around and face you. You gasped, eyes widening-- yes, he was known for his brash language, but almost never to you. To you, he was Kunikuzushi. The socially awkward boy who hid his dreams and desires behind a mask of anger and pride, the boy who blushed whenever you complimented him and always denied the kind things he’d do for you. He had your birthday as his password to most things, every date you’ve ever had memorized to the last detail, and always had your wellbeing at the forefront of his mind. While he wasn’t a total gentleman with his words to you before, now…he talked to you like a mere subordinate. 

Despite struggling to breathe in the tense atmosphere, bitter and vile words poisoning the air, you sucked in another breath and grabbed his shoulder again before moving in front of him; and he couldn’t look away before you saw everything. Teeth harshly sinking into his lower lip, tears brimming in his wavering eyes and threatening to fall, skin paled and eyebrows taut, gods he looked seconds away from a meltdown.

“Oh, Kuni’...” You trailed off, moving your hand to cup his cheek and brush away a single tear- willing away tears of your own even as they bubbled in your throat.

There was a moment of peace where he leaned into your hand, but then the dam broke. “NO, GO AWAY- I SAID GO AWAY, LEAVE!” Scaramouche panicked and thrashed in your hold, freely crying into the open air against his will and contradicting every word he forced out by keeping an iron grip on your shirt. Even as he screamed profanities through a broken voice that cracked and wavered, you brought him into a gentle embrace. You stayed silent as he trailed off, heavy gasps through bitten-back sobs being the only sounds filling the air. “Why…won’t you leave…everyone wants you to leave…” He scoffed, keeping his eyes away from you but moving his head to rest on your shoulder hesitantly. “Don’t--Don’t you want to leave…?”

Scaramouche practically melted into you, hiding his face in your clothing and fisting your shirt in his hands. You shook your head rapidly, hugging him tighter with a watery laugh. “Of course not, you idiot…that’s what this is about?” Your hand trailed up and down his back before starting to play with his hair; soft and fluffy without the pressure of his hat. “Love, their words hold no truth. Those rumors, they mean nothing, because they don’t see what I see. You know what I see?” You cupped his cheek, slowly pulling away to give him time to hide himself if he wanted, but he didn’t. He leaned into your hand and averted his gaze, but kept his pale and tear-streaked face in front of yours.

“...What?” 

“I see my boyfriend. He’s really cute once you ignore all the creative insults, and he has the face of an angel once he stops scowling.” He scoffed, the slightest pout on his lips while he bit back a retort. “Despite how scary he can be, he still tries to be kind to me, because he loves me. And I know that. I know that you love me, so of course I don’t want to leave.” Slowly but surely, red-lined eyes met your eyes; indigo and lilac irises still hazy, but focused on you nonetheless. “Because I love him too. He can be a jerk sometimes, but that’s how I fell in love with him. If I wanted someone ‘nicer,’ don’t you think I would’ve left already?” 

Scaramouche nodded hesitantly, reaching up and resting his hand on yours while your thumb still stroked his cheek. “You…idiot.” His words held no malice, not the slightest hint of agitation; ‘idiot’ might as well have been a proposal to you. He sighed, the smallest of smiles on his lips when he turned his head to kiss the palm of your hand. “You mean it? Swear it, if you do.” Finally, he fully met your gaze, eyes expectant with stars glimmering over the surface, hopeful and pleading as he awaited your answer. He looked almost like a puppy, and you couldn’t help but smile at the sight. 

“I swear in the name of the Tsaritsa, I mean every word. Please don’t doubt it, especially not because of some uneducated idiots?” The sound of his soft laugh caught you off guard, even when it cracked from his previous screaming and shouting-- it still sounded so beautiful.

“Fine, fine, I won’t.” Scaramouche paused to rest his head on your shoulder again, too tired to put up his usual hard-to-get front.

“...Thank you for loving me.”

“I love you too.”

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- Ky♡♡

𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧; 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻!

@storytravelled ; @irethepotato ; @paradise-creator ; @lordbugs ; @straymoon96 ;  @stage-lucida​ ;

[jayede]

i don’t care what anyone says

kazuscara makes me,,, kinda soft

scaramouche is bitter. literally heartless

and only finds his peace of mind in this poetic samurai who has the patience to stand with scara through his pain?

kazu probably has a good enough sense to notice that scara doesn’t want to be as bitter and hateful as he is, and was just twisted into this being by the fatui

idk man

mmmmm no more mean scaramouche, let that man be in pain and release his emotions

let him cry in kazuha’s arms

[scaralvr]

myst !!! my beloved hfjfjhg,, i made something hehe <3

so,, modern au w/ scara, unsurprisingly (highschool au) ! also - pls imagine scara w/ glasses while reading. nd scara loves sanrio btw, im from mihoyo

your boyfriend, kunikuzushi is busy reviewing for exams. of course you'd know this, but your done with them already - being that you two are in seperate sections. all you have to do is wait. wait for kunikuzushi, wait for him to finish his exams. but you aren't going to do that, no.

crash !

oof...

,

the fuck?

uh-oh.

pfft, hi kuni.

,

[y/n]... i know your just here to see me - but please atleast ask my mom to come in instead of, y'know, sneaking in my home?

,

seriously? hah. you know your mom hates me..

,

and rightfully so? really, i love you. i do, plenty my dear, but the only reason she hates you is that your reputation is terrible.

ouch.

hey! i've got great scores, whats up with that?

,

not your grades. that may just be your only redemption to her, but being the "troublemaker" isn't helping you- mmph!

to you, people who talk too much (people = kunikuzushi) need to shut up. normally, you'd just tell him to zip it (said lovingly) - and he does after finishing his sentence. but how could you not have your chance at your boyfriend's lips after being in (need) want?

you just giggle at him, as if you didn't almost fuck up. kunikuzushi drags you to his room, away from the empty hall. you feel that he's about to scold you again, like a child bothering their parents.

so... love, what should we do?

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watch me study or help me study.

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can't we do something fun? please?

,

...

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..fine, i've mever been able to convice you otherwise. i'll just find my notes.

,

what.

,

yeah?

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"find your notes"? you don't have anything in your hands..?

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i.. keep copies of my notes on my phone?

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psh, weirdo.

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anything you say i suppose, kuni.

after reviewing with your boyfriend and resisting telling him the exam results, he eventually falls asleep. while yes, it was fun sneaking in, having to hop of a roof knowing well enough that if you were caught you'd be crucified was not something you thought of - neither calculated before jumping off. coming to school the next day with a fresh scar on your cheek definitely worried your boyfriend. he can't stand people like you, yet he's taking his time and energy to make an exception for you.

after your scar's taken care of - with the help of his cute kuromi band-aid, you two walk to your seperate classes together.

! now playing: Let You Break My Heart Again [Laufey]

dear, why do you listen to sad.. love songs?

,

the hell you want me to listen walking with you? fucking daddy issues??

mmmmm the ending isn't giving but im just glad that i got to scratch that itch of menace s/o 🥰 -still with you anon

scaramouche is such a sanrio lover. i bet he watched all of the series and movies while enjoying every single second of it. i deem this canon. AND GLASSES SCARAMOUCHE I REPEAT GLASSES SCARAMOUCHE!!111!11!

[starglitterz]

which fictional characters do you think your moots could pull?

omg ok so

@glazelilyy ; kaeya, nanami

@yinyinggie ; mmmmm zhongli !

@chillipadi ; coughs loudly e- XIAO

@sohyuki ; childe <3 also thoma <3 also ayato <3 and kazuha <3

@alatusxiaoo ; HMM SCARA!!

@kdaehara ; albedo !!!!

@aijlin ; hmm tartaglia !!

@hamayumis ; every single inazuma man. LOL specifically ayato tho

@ganyuslily ; yae !! and uHHH yelan!

@xiaophobic ; MEEE diluc, sucrose, xiao

@genshin-scenarios ; VENTI >:)

@favoniuscodex ; kaeya, yelan, deelook

@xiaosmoon ; um. KAZUHA !!!!!! and YOIMIYA !!!!

@xiaowhore ; xiao and ayato tbh

@test-tube ; all of 4nemo!!

@nurserinnn ; AETHER OFC

@miw0 ; atsumu !!!!! and oikawa !!!!!! and yoosung !! (also kalim)

@lilikags ; NAZUNA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@hiraethflower ; kazuha. [but specifically w lip piercings LMAO]

@venvens ; xiao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dendrobivms ; xiao no questions asked. (itto, sara, yelan too !)

@witch-hazels-musings ; diluc ofc !!!

ok im seriously tired ill do more in the morning maybe </3 ALSO tbh i think all my dearest darling moots can pull anybody in any fictional universe but these are just specifics based on Vibes <3

[fandangotales]

school au scara insulted me because i couldn't understand his sarcasm f8ahjihbb (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Damn. School AU Scara is on another level though… he can either be really mean, or the sweetest guy you’d ever meet.

it’s so in character. MMMMM.

[hydrobes]

oh my god i’m the anon who requested the scara fix and just- MMMMM that was so good. love you 😩 best read of my life.

- 🥜

hheusjfnth, im really pleased you enjoyed it! thanks for making the request, i had tons of fun with it~

ily for the idea, im absolutely WEAK for a sub!reader so writing a puppygirl!reader was right up my alley 👌��

also im dying over the 🥜 emoji, i love it

[navxry]

aster ehe

[ aster— do you have any 'fictional crushes' on any movie, tv show, or book characters? who and why? ]

well there's a lot.

like a lot lot.

but to give the general rundown of every crush I used to have AND still have to this day.

(warning: long ass post lmao)

dear God help me

I used to really like Jack but that's cause my sorry ass was cis and straight and I did not know what it felt to like other girls.

I grew out of it cause it was cringe and tbh he wont get along with me too much LMAOOOO

ANOTHER ONE I LIKE IS MINHO FROM THE MAZE RUNNER AND IT'S THE BOOK VERSION OF HIM- but the movie somewhat justified his sass like DAMN.

I also love Newt in the books, fucking cried when I red The Death Cure (I'm so sorry Newt) AND THE FUCKING ENDING I AM WEEPING AT THE TRILOGY.

Theresa was my then crush now :/ because the conclusion was. wack.

Okayokayokay so uh next lmao

on the topic of TMR, I red a lot of books when I was in my 7th to 9th grade years (mostly cause my old phones either broke or got taken away), and I actually liked a few people I red?

I love Poison from Chris Wooding, but it became less love and more "I like the character" (and also it got me into the matters of worldbuilding with fantasy so ty Chris Wooding)

The Selection by Kiera Cass was a book I CANNOT put down and I love the MC and the male lead. I forgot their names because its been years BUT I CRAVE TO READ IT AGAIN AND THE REST SOB SOB

Uhhhhh who else fuck uh, rattling my brain---

there was this one book that's like (I forgot the title name I apologize in advance) the house is abandoned and there's the typical girl that moves in from her apartment, and the plot is just. so wack? But the ending is that this one guy she's into is running some fucking cult and he's into this other girl but it is MESSY.

And the other guy which was the bad boy was tryna help but reminded me of Scara

my dumbass back then liked the guy that ran the cult. yeah, freaky.

mmmm which book uh, fuck-

OH THERE'S ONE BOOK I KINDA REMEMBER THE PLOT OF

its premise is so!! Interesting!! And basically the plot is just royalty but with magic, and the parents got killed one night. and then the MC and her brother ran away from royalty (so true), and in recent times, her and her bro tried to get away cause she found em, he dies, and she's out for blood.

I'm so sorry this plot is wack its been years bUT I LOVE IT AND OH MY GOD

HOLDING YOUR SHOULDERS RN

I LOVE THE MC

I am not joking the MC??? She's such a girlboss and my young self was SMITTEN. Fucking lesbian that's closeted smh smh

I swear I'm gonna write abt that plot one day in a series once I remember, trust me.

OKAY NEXT

uhhhhh tv shows

um shit

so I have a confession to make:

I have no idea who I liked back when I was so young and used to wach TV shows. like a normal kid.

BUT I used to like Boboiboy because an old friend from elementary had me hooked on the series…

… buuuuuut I fell out of it and honestly lost touch with her :( it was sad because she's the first person I can say I rlly enjoyed talking abt shit like this, but. yeah. still miss her tbh.

mmmmm I think that's it? I mean, if you want me to rant abt gaming fictional characters then I'll def rb this LMAO

but yeah, that's all the crushes I have lol

[astro-pioneer]

Mmmmm delicious Scara news