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WHEELS FUCKING UP
#criminal minds#spencer reid#jenifer jareau#emily prentiss#david rossi#jj#penelope garcia#matt simmons#luke alvez#wheels up#MR FUCKING SCRATCH
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AU - The Coven survive the Witches Road (all live including Sharon)
Warning for child abuse (Evanora Harkness)
Whatever you do don’t think about Evanora Harkness refusing to feed Agatha. Evanora starving Agatha as punishment. Agatha growing up always hungry as a result. Agatha never learning how often your meant to eat or how much. Agatha leaving Salem and still not being able to learn these things because no where/one accepts her. Agatha ensuring Nicky never starves. Agatha ensuring Nicky never goes hungry even if it means she doesn’t eat. Agatha ensuring Nicky never feels how she felt, still feels. Agatha after Nicky’s death going days with eating or sleeping. Wanda’s Hex not including self care. The citizens of Westview having to check in on “Agnes” to ensure she hasn’t injured herself and has eaten at least one decent meal. Mrs Hart Sharon being the primary person to look after “Agnes”. The Coven learning that while Agatha is an amazing cook; she goes days without eating or sleeping because of Evanora (and other trauma). The Coven having to help Agatha learn healthy eating and sleeping habits. The Coven seeing Agatha (for who she is, seeing her human side). The Coven who doesn’t leave her, abandon her, turn their backs on her.
Funny bit I guess to make up for the angst:
Rio learning humans are meant to eat a decent at least once a day. Rio watching a Snickers ad and hearing the tag line “You’re not you when you’re hungry; have a Snickers”. Rio realising how unhealthy Agatha’s eating habits are. (Yet another reason to turn her mother-in-law into a toaster for the rest of eternity). Rio deciding that part of the reason Agatha was hiding for centuries was because she was hungry. Rio cooking Agatha meals in the middle of the night. The Coven waking up in the morning to food on the kitchen side (in various states of burnt (Rio never learnt how to cook, she never needed to)). Them not being able to figure it out. Rio giving Agatha food randomly. Agatha being left very confused and without answers (Rio had to leave after for her job). The Coven having a movie night and the Snickers ad comes on. Rio questioning Agatha about if she wasn’t acting like herself because she was hungry. Agatha facepalming. The rest of the Coven losing it laughing. Rio’s having a confused puppy face with the head tilt. Agatha explaining everything for once (Jen put a truth potion in her tea/coffee as a prank).
#Agatha all along#coven of chaos#agatha harkness#rio vidal#sharon davis#mrs hart#jennifer kale#Nicky Agatha all along#nicholas scratch#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#billy maximoff#rio x agatha#vidarkness#dark nature#idk where this came from#(I kinda do but don’t lol)#more! subtle! trauma! signs! for! Agatha!#like preferring to sleep outside instead of inside#and only sleep for 1-3 hours at a time#slight crack I guess#wanda maximoff#evanora harkness#fuck evanora harkness#yes Rio accepts her#however Rio probably doesn’t understand how often Humans need to eat#or sleep#she probably just knows the hard limits
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Oh my god I’ve been thinking on like….. a spinoff show of lux,, he’s living in a cartoon world and in further episodes he realizes that he’s been living in a simulation of a cartoon world and going into an existential crisis.
Like insane as in he invites (or traps) people into his cartoon world
#it’s like the Truman show but more fucked up#hey I know what to draw now haha#bbc should hire me /silly#I feel like he wasn’t really sinister enough like I mean he got screen time and some lore#but it feels like we’ve only scratched the surface#I NEED MORE OF HIM PLEASE#cheese speaks#doctor who#mr ring a ding
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WTF IS WRONG WITH U ALAN!? WHY DID U MAKE ME SKETCH SCRATCH THIS???????? FUCKING MANUSCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!
I'm sry guys, but I had to do this... Enjoy? I guess... 👀
#alan wake 2#alan wake game#alan wake fanart#Scratch#remedyverse#mr scratch#scratchwake#aw2#scratch x wake#I'M RLY SRY!#PLZ FIND THIS FUCKING PAGE AND SEND IT TO ME! I WILL DESTROY IT!#btw I don't think that my wifeS do such things with Alan#I will draw both Scratches together again#I can sense it
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Mr. Scratch in American Nightmare describing to Alan exactly how he’s going to terrorize Alice:



Alan in AW2:

#alan wake#alan wake 2#mr. scratch#alice wake#alan wake’s American nightmare#alan wake 2 spoilers#aw2 spoilers#ALAN. SWEETIE.#the way he was so shocked….#me when my evil doppelgänger does the fucked up thing he said he would#talking
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I’m thinking about Lilith Malevolent right now, and I’m Trying Not To Scream!! (So I scream into the void.)
LILI, MY DARLING!!
I’VE LOVED YOU SINCE DAY ONE!!
I’ll treat you right! I’ll let you make me sleepwalk! A little adrenaline at night is good for me! (It’s really not.)
Darling, I’ll make art of all the nightmares you give me! I love you! I’ll give you a hug! I know you need more hugs in your life! (Let’s be real, so do I.)
💜IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou!!!💜
#I swear I’m gonna fucking bite Kayne!!#/agressive#/feral#amari's arbitrary articulations#simping on main#delusional#lilith malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#mr scratch#mr scratch malevolent
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can't get over the fact that Hotch loves his team so much and has such a strong instinct to protect them that he was able to fight against Scratch's manipulation
#or maybe not#since we never hear Hotch's pov#which is killiiiing meeee#so. many. possibilities.#aah#consider my mind fucked#not in the fun way though#aaron hotchner#peter lewis#mr. scratch#criminal minds#--- mismatched🧦
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#awan#mr scratch#hes just like me except for how im better at it than he is#<-ego#alan wake's american nightmare#ilkka villi#i love how he's looking around all suspicious. scratch babe thats the number one way to make them wonder what you're up to#you're fucking it uppppppppp<3#i needed this on my blog to pair with that video of ilkka as alan stealing the merch LMFAO#this took like twenty minutes to post#thank you tumblrrrrrr!
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Wow even after being cut from the show, Hotch still has another serial killer being a little gay towards him
#criminal minds#aaron hotchner#peter lewis#mr scratch#“i crossed a line i shouldn't have....” lol what did u fuck him “i stalked his son 😔” oh okay. nerd.
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THE INHERENT EROTICISM OF BEING AN EVIL DOPPELGÄNGER TO A MAN WITH SO MANY ISSUES AND HAVING HIS WORST QUALITIES AND YOUR NARCISSISM (WHICH IS CAUSED DUE TO INSECURITIES) CAUSE YOU TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND TAKE OVER HIS BODY AND IT IS PAINFUL HE SCREAMS AS YOU INVADE HIS BODY AS YOU DRENCH YOURSELF IN THE BLOOD OF OTHERS AND AND AND-


#alan wake#alan wake 2#mr scratch#mr. scratch#I know if they fucked there would be blood involved#I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM FOR HOURS!!!!#I’m currently unhinged right now
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good bad boys 🐾
#i present to you my oc andromache aka andy (they/he)#they're totally not a self-insert character noooooo#oh yea and scratch is there too lol#they're both up to some werewolf shenanigans... [mr. door voice] in night springs#do i even tag this or would it be too much#fuck it we ball#alan wake 2#night springs#mr. scratch#scratch#werewolves#werewolf oc#remedy oc#alan wake oc#remedy#draws#own#ocs
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I CALLED IT FUCK THAT BITCHASS OWL
SHE IS EVIL! FROM THEIR PLACE AND TIME? AS POWERFUL AS NYARLATHOTEP?!?!?!
#malevolent spoilers#malevolent#malevolent 47#owlexander#SHES MR FUCKING SCRATCH?!?!?!#baja’s blasting
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top tip: don't watch mr scratch at night. don't do that to yourself.

just don't.
#criminal minds#bau team#aaron hotchner#criminal minds season 10#criminal minds mr scratch#mr scratch#i was so confused#and scared#what the fuck was that#genuinely what
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Fucking love the scapegracers series I need something like it I need a coven I need to do real spells I need to hex boys and be gay as fuck I need to be allowed to be angry and resentful
#l.talks#this may be niche#Idk how well known those books are#the scapegracers#i need friends like them#I love Mr scratch#Also Boris and Julian are the best and I wish they were my dads#Fucking love these books
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you know that feeling when an engeneering student who happens to do a course of italian diction as a hobby feels entitled to explain linguistics to you — a classics student that, you know, knows something about languages and linguistics — and is also ready to argue that people should all speak one (1) language and write with IPA and Not make Any mistakes Ever and that his opinion is Right and my take that language reflects thought and creativity that you cannot control it and it is us who decide what is right or wrong blah blah is just "humanist whimsy" and I'm "just a romantic 💕"
yeah. that feeling is called arguing +1h with you is not enough I'm about to have a criminal record and I won't regret it 🪓🪓🪓
#this is why I never know if it's worse to study economics or engeneering. they are both atrocious.#I don't get why linguistics is not seen as a specialized field but something where anyone can drop their two cents#like “well it's just languages everyone knows about them hahah”#no you don't. no you don't.#I mean I'm taking two courses at the same time in uni and I've already learned so much and at the same time I can see that I've barely#scratched the surface of an immense field and you can just see how fucking complex it is#but ofc mr engeneer [redacted] must have all the answers surely!! the universe is so lucky to hear his words 🥰🥰
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