#MWAH 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[k4tie75]

@illalwayswaitforyourlove ur actually so iconic and ilysm

[emmyrosee]

hello, i hope youre doing well! i just wanted to ask, is this account mdni or is that just for your smut blog? 😊

Hello my sweet lovey friend!! I’m alright, no complaints here!!

That rule is just for my smut blog! This one is safe for all ages-

HOWEVER!!! There may be suggestive content in certain pieces, but that will be outlined and under a “read more” with a MDNI notice 🥰🥰

[graveyardmold]

Hiiii 😘 I wanted to request a one shot of Jared Leto joker like a fluffy/smut? Thanks a ton mwah 😽

HELLO! SORRY FOR REPLYING SO LATE BUT I DIDN'T GET THE NOTIFICATION!❤️

Also, I did proof read but I'm not sure I caught every mistake. So PLEASE forgive me!!!😭😭🙏🏻

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Jared Leto-Joker one shot!

warnings: first person one shot, fluff, smut, f reader, choking kink, PiV, cumming inside, public sex, pet names, mentions of wanting to harm someone, mentions of dead. I think that's all.

"My boss has been acting like a dick all week, just because I sent a wrong email to one of his employees, you know. He's really frustrating, this morning I got told to reorganize every. single. folder. where we keep our clients informations, and we have tons of clients I'm still halfway through them and he said that if I don't finish before this evening he'll fire me."

I told my boyfriend through the phone what my boss has been acting like all week and he seemed more pissed than me.

"I'll deal with him baby, don't think about it. He won't even dare to look at you."

He said to me. I thanked him with a "I love you" and we ended the call.

I tried to distract myself from the thoughts of this morning but that's just nonsense, how could anyone be so crazy. I enter the bathroom and turn on the hot water in my tub, waiting for it to fill. In the meantime I go to my closet and pick out a cute little tube latex dress and a pair of high heels.

"I wanna go to J's club tonight, I don't wanna stay here while the rest of Gotham is living its best night life." I say to myself while entering the tub and letting my muscles finally relax.

[...]

As soon as I arrive at the club I'm greeted by Frost, J's right hand, who takes me to the VIP room.

"Y/n would you like something to drink? I'll go call a waiter. Mister J is dealing with some stuff but he'll be back in a couple of minutes. I hope waiting here for him won't be a problem." Told me Frost before exiting the room and leaving me alone in the room.

I hear a buzz and look at my notifications, it's a text from my boss.

"Good evening Y/n, I went into your office to check your work with those folders I told you to reorganize and noticed that you're not even halfway through them. As previously promised, don't bother yourself to return."

I stared at the text my boss has just sent me, unable to react or to reply. I slowly pick at my skin trying to think about an excuse just to keep my job but none of the options seem to be the perfect one. I didn't notice J entering the room and when I felt a hand on my thigh I almost jumped out of fear.

"What happened?" He asked me worried.

"My boss just texted me, look" And I hand him my phone.

He reads the text and locks his jaw.

"He's a fucking dickhead you know? How could anyone finish reorganizing all those folders alone in a day?" He asked rhetorically.

"As I said earlier, I'll deal with him. He won't ever bother you again." He said while cuddling me.

"I don't wanna lose my job though. I really liked being a journalist assistant, writing about you on the newspapers." I said and he laughed, caressing my hair and knees.

"You don't have to work. I can give you everything you could want. We could stay at home together all day everyday." He said kissing my on the cheek and leaving red lipstick marks.

"I wanna be an indipendent woman J, I don't want you to maintain me." I say straddling him and playing with the hair on the back of his head.

"Mhh you turn me on so much when you act so mature, like you don't need anyone to go on with your life." He places his hands on my hips, leaning in for a kiss that I swiftly dodge.

"You're a tease, my love. You shouldn't thank me by avoiding me" he says to me with a smile while looking into my eyes.

"Sorry, I just don't want your clients to see us. There are just these curtains separating this room from the lobby. I'm embarrassed." I say almost hiding in his muscular arms.

He laughs and starts to lift my dress from my hips.

"If they dare to say anything, I'll get them buried alive. Let's give them a show, darling." And with that he completely takes off my dress, leaving me just in thong and heels.

"Look at you! So pretty for me. You're beautiful." He says, a hand coming to my neck and pulling me in for a kiss.

He starts to make out with me and I just can't resist so I start to grind on him. He grunts and puts his other hand on my hip guiding me back and forth, pressing me on his bulge.

I take a look at the lobby and see some clients looking at us, they're molty men and I can see them adjusting their pants to hide the growing erection they're having. That made something in me unlock and I stepped away from J, giving him a strip show.

I undressed myself (well, I just took off my thong and heels actually), folded my panties and put them in his shirt's pocket. He looked attentively at me getting closer again and starting to undress him, first his shirt making sure to caress his nipples, then his pants and boxers.

His cock bounced up and rested on his lower tummy, its tip already leaking precum and I couldn't do anything but stare at it with a hungry look.

"Do you wanna have a taste, baby?" He looked at me, arms resting on the headrest of the sofa and legs spread. I didn't think twice and kneeled in front of him, taking it in one hand and licking it from the base to the tip, staring into his eyes.

He took a handful of my hair and put it in a ponytail kinda hairstyle, keeping it still with one hand. I took his tip in my mouth, starting to suck and feeling the taste of his precum already, and I started to go down until his tip was past my ugula and my breathing was restricted.

"Good girl, sucking me so good" I moaned at his words and that made him shudder because he felt the vibration through my throat. I started to bob my head up and down doing a circular motion and it didn't take long for him to cum down my throat.

"Mhh you're such a good girl, swallowing all my cum." He took my chin between his fingers and pulled me in for a kiss, he could taste himself on my tongue and that made him groan.

I took his cock and slid it through my folds and positioned myself on top of it, letting his cock stretch my walls with every centimeter entering.

Once he was fully inside him he grabbed my hips and started making me bounce up and down, slamming ferociously on his cock, grunting I could feel his tip touching my cervix as I was moaning screaming his name, at this point I didn't even care about his clients I just could think about his cock and how good he was fucking me dumb.

"You like being fucking ruthless huh? This pussy belongs to me, doll. Remember it. I'm the best you've ever had. I will never leave you." I wanted to reply and tell him he was true but I couldn't form a singular word except the moan that came naturally out of my mouth.

The knot in my stomach was tightening and my walls were spasming around him. "Baby I'm about to cum." He said and with a few more pumps he was filling me up with his semen.

He stayed a bit inside me and then pulled out, he took me in his arms and made me rest on his chest. He called Frost and told him to bring a blanket and tell all the clients to go away.

"I love you baby, I won't let anyone else disrespect you." He told me kissing my forehead.

"I love you too J, thank you for what you for always protecting me. I will never leave you."

He did as he was told and brought us the blanket. J put it on us and we fell asleep in eachothers embrace.

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THE END!!

I hope u like it pookie😭🫶🏻

[xoxoraexoxo]

Mwah 💋

[hiraethwrote]

adulthood ain’t that bad when i get to do things i like 🥰

[chuluoyi]

ik papa gojo gives his son terrible love/dating advice😭 son asks how he courted you and gojo goes “I made myself look like an idiot and a fool and also pestered her for ages until ultimately giving her the worst confession of all time”

and if he tries to argue that that sounds stupid gojo is just like “well it worked didn’t it🤨🤨that strategy is why you’re here rn🤨”

OMG SUMMER HAHAHAHA😭 i swear you have the best ideas🥹🫶🏻 but this is so canon—in your son’s eyes he’s totally making 0 sense but when he catches him with “well it worked that’s strategy is why you’re here” your son would go from 🥱 to 😐 so fast he’s actually pondering how can he pull you with this?!🤧

[heeaara]

140225 <3

my valentine 💝💋

[carmenberzattosgf]

hello queen. i come to you, a humble peasant of the town hockeyville, with an offering for your highness.

carmy preview !! #silly

HUMBLE PEASANT OF HOCKEYVILLE

MAGGIE ILY and thank you for your offering which I humbly accept

Imma cry I need him to lay on me so bad :(((

[katakosmos]

PLEASEEEEE IRENE NUMBER 2 FOR BARTY PLEASE hes actually my scrimbo and i have an extensive selection of moodboards showing the darkest pit of his soul (PLEASE ask to see my moodboards)

how i feel about this character: 

i might let him make me juno

all the people i ship romantically with this character: 

evan, pandora, lily 🙌🏼

my non-romantic OTP for this character: 

i just said i ship them romantically like 3 seconds ago but pandora and barty 💞💞 they have my heart for being the most tragic attempt at friendship. pandora who literally throws herself into barty's arms hoping to find someone other than her brother, someone who can free her from her prison, and then she discovers that barty would like to be in her place (and have all of Evan's attention) more than anything else.

my unpopular opinion about this character: 

the reason why he joined the death eaters is not hatred for his father nor his bad friends, but his political commitment :)

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

that the asshole that fudge is hadn't decided to kill him before they had finished questioning him completely. we could have learned a lot more about him.

my OTP:

rosekiller obvvvv

a headcanon fact:

he has an absurd memory capacity (he can remember entire pages of books by heart after reading them 3 times). this also makes him very good at math

[akascow]

HII KAT!! 😋 It’s been a while since I’ve bothered you, but I’m back >:) (slightly.)

I saw your post about getting your nasal piercing and I felt that on a personal level with my septum. I got it pierced in February on my birthday and similar to what you said, I was all on Reddit, tiktok, and YouTube looking up stuff to make sure I was ready and I kept seeing people say that theirs kept getting infected within the first few months but mine was completely fine once I stopped spinning the ring around and messing with it😭. It’s completely healed now so I wanna change the jewelry but 1. I can’t find places that are affordable OR carry my ring gauge (14g). If you know of any of places plz help a girl out 😔

Anywaysss, I hope you had a good 2024 and have a good 2025!!! 🫶🏽💕

-Mimi🌸

oh my god im so sorry i never responded to this HFBJSJA i did the thing where i saw the notif n then responded in my head AHFJSJA

WELCOME BACK (slightly) happy EARLYYYY early birthday (when in february is it 👀 if ur comfortable answering ofc)

with my nostril i was in hyperbrowsing mode bc it was my first nose piercing and i havent had a piercing since my ears at Claires when i was 8 yrs old HAHA so i forgot what it felt like but it was super chill i was more scared of not knowing i think

when i got my septum (literally the day after u sent this ask HAHA) i didnt even do research bc i saw lasttime that the average nostril hurt worse than septum and i was like oh cool nostril didnt even hurt im all good (i was not all good HAHA) but like other than the initial sting and the like 3 days of soreness it wasnt bad at all HFJSJ

i will say it was painfully unexpected to learn yesterday that i get a migraine when its below freezing outside and my septum is sending coldpain signals straight to my brain 🧎🏻‍♀️

both of my piercings are 16G which is hard enough to find but i cant imagine the difficulty of finding 14Gs 😭😭

in terms of jewelry i really just browse etsy to find cute/unique jewerly but most of the stuff on there is 22-18G and lowkey difficult to find one thats NOT stainless steel, plus ive had some trouble with false metal descriptions that lead to infections a couple of times which is booty but wtvr😔😔 idrk where else to look so i’ll brave the unpredictability of etsy lmaooo

idk what the average jewelry should cost but most of the like *surgical grade titanium* ones i look at are like 10-20$ depending on complexity and whatnot,,

n e way that was my nose rant HAHA I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD 2025 AS WELL THANK U FOR BOTHERING ME EVERY NOW AND THEN 🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[via-l0ve]

hey guys look at my cousins fat rat

his name is Pickles 🥒

[donnakori]

I 💖 YOUR THEME

[fruitybashir]

okay, since it wasn't one my wip... is "gentle" there somewhere 👀?

no "gentle" exactly, but close enough <3

giving you a paragraph since i also got so much for mine hehe 😌🫶🏻💖

[familyvideostevie]

as we move into holiday season for many i want you to know if you’re going to have a tough go of it bc of family or food or home or your own mind or anything, i love you! come over to my place I will make you a warm beverage of your choice and we can watch a movie. you are my family and this is our home.

[rodolfoparras]

you’re making me kind of into piss too stop 😭 the one with gaz omg 🫶🏼 anyways this is just the daily reminder to make sure to drink water, eat something, and look after urself ☻ stay safe dude <3

-🦷

You are so very welcome to join our little club🫶🏻

Another thought is Gaz discovering he has a piss kink very spontaneously maybe the two of you are in the gym doing works out and he’s like really need to piss but you’re like alright finish this set first then you can go and he’s like oh come on you can’t be serious and you’re like not joking and already there he feels himself squirm in place but does as you say and as he lays there doing reps with your eyes carefully scanning his form while feeling pressure on his lower half he can’t help but be turned on and when he finishes the last set he hears you say the word “atta boy now you can go” and in that very moment he’s sure he’d piss himself right then and there if you told him so

[spoopy-arcade]

Hey y'all- I want to apologize for not posting my art as much as I used to, irl stuff is happening (mostly trying to better myself since I'm no longer living at my old toxic place) and I've been trying not to force myself to draw just for the sake of posting cause it only makes me feel way worse 🧍‍♀️

But anyway, I took a break-ish and I'm back on that fnaf kick again 💥 I'm currently doing redesigns of the characters again, both for sister location and fnaf 6. Yippie 🎉

I'm not going to promise that I'll be dishing out art all the time, but I'm trying my best and doing what I can 🫡