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lixiehan · 5 years ago

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stress reliever

pairing: chan x self insert (female)

description: college au! school was hard and you often find yourself taking life a little too seriously - that’s where chan comes in. after being paired up for a science project (that’s worth a lot of your grade), you become irritable and stressed. the problem being, chan doesn't like attitudes.

warnings: fluff and smut themes, lots of dirty talk, male receiving oral, dom!chan, bratty and sub!reader, degradation and public sex ig???

word count: 2.5k

requested by: @coffeechangbeanie (slightly adapted the plot - not by much) also based on this unholy gif of chan. ur welcome

“and that leaves chan and y/n” your professor said, nodding at you both. “i expect every single person to do their part in this assignment, is that clear?” he continued. the class acknowledged his wishes, despite half of them being asleep.

you looked to your side to see your project partner, chan, who coincidentally happened to be your current fuck buddy. you had absolutely no idea how this came to be. you were a quiet, quote-on-quote ‘nerd’ and most boys at your school didn’t look at you. at least, that was the case, until you caught chan’s attention. of course, you found him insanely attractive. after all, his big lips and buff body ran around in your mind most days. you mostly saw him at school, as well as the very few parties you attended. you never considered approaching him, though. he’s usually found beside dozens of girls (hotter and more popular than you), pretty much begging to ride him.

you also never considered the idea that chan, of all people, would approach you and offer you help. the very few times that boys spoke to you, it usually consisted of them for help with the work that had been set. yet, the ‘relationship’ between you two started the day he saw you staring at the paper in front of you with utter distress in your eyes.

“y/n, right?” he spoke from behind you, his hand making an appearance on the table next to you. instantly you felt a knot in your stomach as he leaned over you, “you are looking particularly stressed” he continued.

“u-urm, yeah a bit” you choked out, trying to swallow your nerves away. “maths is hard” you near enough whispered, not daring to look at him.

“hmm, that’s not good. is it?” he sympathised, which sent shivers down your spine. the deep tone in his voice made it sound more like a groan, one that you had daydreamed of frequently. you shook your head frantically in response, acknowledging his words but fearing what your mouth would blurt out. this was quickly noted by chan, who radiated confidence like you had never seen before. you felt him bend over, his mouth now level with your ear. “can’t you use your big girl words?” he whispered. “want me to help you?”

you gasped quietly at his seductive words and although you may be shy, you certainly are not stupid. his choice of words gave away exactly what he was offering you and as nerve-racking the experience may be, you were certain that a man as fine as him was going to know what to do in the bedroom.

and well, you were right.

“so when do you wanna get this out of the way with?” chan asked, snapping you back to reality. he noticed the dazed look in your eye, it was very apparent you were daydreaming about something. “thinking about last night?” he smirked, his hand now placed firmly on your thigh.

you tutted in response, “no actually, i wasn't”. you tried to suppress your emotion, considering his guess wasn't too far off what you were actually thinking about. “stressed” you explained in attempt to change the subject. his hand moved to your lower back, rubbing gentle circles to soothe you. although chan was strictly your fuck buddy and stress reliever, he always provided you with comfort when you needed it. “relax, y/n” he told you, “we’ll get it done and we will get a good grade for you”.

although he wasn’t the type of student that particularly cared about his grades, he at least tried to get a half decent grade - to some extent, at least. “can we meet up in our free period tomorrow?” you looked at him, wanting to get this stupid project over and done with. he nodded, secretly knowing it meant he would get some alone time with you.

“cool, thanks”, you smiled forgetting where you were for a second, too busy staring into the chocolate brown eyes next to you, until the loud ringing of the bell made you jump. you were relived to have an excuse to look a way from him.

without fail, every time you made eye contact with chan you were left with a pool of wetness between your legs - he knew it, too. he would stare at you, his head slightly titled back with his perfect pink lips begging to be kissed. he would lick his lips while staring at you, making them glisten in the most beautiful way possible. from his point of view, you looked desperate for his touch and he thrived off it. he often laughed at the expression on your face when you frantically deny that you aren’t turned on - you both know he can read you like a book.

you hopped off the lab stool before bending down to pick up your bag, making sure chan had a good view of your ass. you heard him chuckle, “already wet from a bit of eye contact?” he teased. you smirked as your back was facing him, not offering him a response to his question but rather throwing your hand up to wave him goodbye. most likely, you were going to pay for that behaviour later. chan made it clear from the very beginning that he wanted you to be verbal and most of the time you were, except the odd occasion when you felt bratty.

although you could count on chan to help with the project, ultimately you never split assignments with anyone 50/50. there had been one too many occasions of classmates fake promising you that ‘i’ll do it later!’, for you to fully relax. you headed towards your usual spot in the library, a table that was slightly hidden away amongst the endless shelves of books before setting your books down on the table.

you picked your phone up which led you to the realisation that only an hour had gone by. you sighed, throwing your head onto the table in frustration. this project was a lot harder than you thought it was going to be and will all due respect to chan, if you didn't understand, he wasn’t going to either.

your entire body had been screaming for you to go home and sleep for the past four hours, yet you refused and continued to sit there in complete and utter annoyance. it wasn't until the clock read 11pm that you decided enough was enough and picked your bag up with significant force, stress seeping from every inch of your body at this point.

when you arrived at your apartment you immediately ran to your bed, not bothering to change - sleep was your priority right now.

*buzz, buzz*

your eyes flickered open to the painful sound of your alarm, desperately throwing your arms around until you found the sounds source. you sighed, staring at your ceiling, contemplating if the pain of going to college was worth it after all.

forty-five minutes later you were ready and heading out of the door, ready for another day of stress. you felt your phone buzz in your pocket, smiling to yourself knowing exactly who it was going to be.

[08:49am] chan: still on for later baby girl?

[08:49am] y/n: yes

you thought by now you’d be used to the pet names he called you, but you sure as hell were not.

[08:50am] chan: ok. excited to see your little pretty face.

[08:51am] y/n: science project, remember?

you rolled your eyes in annoyance and shoved your phone back in your pocket. yes, as much as you wanted to ride chan’s face and be fucked into oblivion by him, you had other priorities right now. you barely slept last night because of this stupid project, the last thing you wanted was chan to be all over you when trying to complete it.

"you’re late” he teased you as you walked into the science lab where you agreed to meet. your eyes gazed at your watch, which showed 1:33pm. you scoffed, “hardly”.

you took out your laptop and textbook, tossing both onto the countertop next to chan, before making your way over to the stool to this right. he noticed your demeanour straight away, usually you would have apologised for being late - even if it was only three minutes - and you would have crawled to his side offering to make it up to him. he decided to remain quiet for the time being though, the longer your attitude lasted, the more reason he would have to get his way with you.

you opened up the textbook to reveal the notes you spent hours on last night. “you already started?” he queried, pulling the book closer to him with a confused look on his face.

“yes and it’s going to be a hard essay to write so we better get on with it” you noted, opening up a word document on your computer.

“and you started writing it?” he asked, this time in disbelief.

“only a few hundred words” you shrugged like it was nothing, even though it took you hours. he sighed, “its a project for two people, y’know?”

“yes chan, of course i know that. i was in the class with you when it was given, was i not?” you snapped at him, running your hands through your hair in frustration. he meant nothing by his words and you knew he was right, you probably should have waited to start it but your inability to cope with stress takes over you sometimes.

“attitude, y/n” he warned you sternly. alongside the rule of always being verbal and answering his questions, chan also had a rule against bratty attitudes. if he sensed an attitude on you, he would fix it via a punishment - something you were *somewhat* familiar with. the few times you were bratty it was usually because of how irritable you become when stressed. “was just saying”, he defended himself.

you ignored his warning, continuing with “you weren’t gonna be the one to do the background reading, were you chan?”.

once you made the mistake of turning to face him and realising he had an eyebrow raised at you and a dark look in his eye, you knew you well and truly fucked up.

“get on your knees” he ordered you, which for some reason, took you by surprise. you gulped, hesitating for a moment before he told you for a second time. “don’t make me ask three times, princess”.

you scrambled to the floor and placing yourself under the desk and in-between his legs. “what have i warned you about multiple times?” he asked, placing his finger on your chin, forcing you to look at his eyes.

“n-not to be a brat” you stuttered, his gaze making you nervous.

“that’s right” he hummed. “and what do you continue to do?”

“b-be a brat”, you admitted. with deadline season around the corner you hadn’t been able to help your attitude lately.

he nodded, appreciating your honesty. “now, i’m going to fuck that attitude right out of our mouth” he told you as he slowly lowered his jeans. “and you’re going to take it like the good girl i know you are. isn't that right?”

you nodded frantically and bit your lip, scared you may end up saying something you shouldn’t. “remember princess, you gotta be quiet otherwise we’ll end up with an audience” he warned you. “but something tells me my pretty little slut would like that” he hummed, running his hands through your hair before grabbing it in order to control your head. you instantly felt the heat rise in-between your legs as you listened to his filthy words.

you opened your mouth wide in anticipation for him, hoping it would work your way to his good side. he teased his member at the end of your mouth, knowing you probably wanted this more than he did. you felt his grip tighten on your hair as he pushed his way into your mouth with no warning. you battered your eyelashes up at him, hallowing your cheeks and trying to suppress your urges to gag.

“you like being used like this, don’t you” he groaned in a low tone. your mouth felt insane around him, there was no way he was ever going to get used to this feeling. you hummed in response, sending vibrations down his member and earning another honey glazed moan from him.

you tapped his leg and he pulled back, knowing that was your indication that you needed to breathe. you still hadn’t learnt to take him like this fully, his sheer size being too much for your petite mouth, but he loved the way your mouth looked so full as he thrusted in and out of it.

“god, look at you” he appreciated, “you're taking me so well after that bratty little outburst of yours” he groaned, his head rolling back in pleasure.

although you could hardly ignore the pool of wetness that was growing in your underwear, you were aware chan would catch onto any slight movements you made to try and release yourself. right now, you had to focus on your breathing and making chan cum.

although he was being careful not to be too rough with you, his pace picked up slightly as you drew him closer to the edge. you moaned around his member again, adoring the sight you saw above you. “fuck baby” he moaned, i'm gonna cum all over that tongue of yours”.

you wiggled in excitement at his words. you adored the taste of him (considering he ate exceptionally well), but you adored the fact that you were the one that made him feel that good.

his thrusts continued to pick up pace as you coughed slightly around him, but moments later he came undone all over your mouth. “hold it” he told you as he bent down to pick you up from the floor. he did this a lot, he liked to watch and make sure you swallow his cum - otherwise there’d be another punishment over his lap.

you obeyed, waiting for his instructions. “okay, you can swallow”. you promptly swallowed his mess, opening your mouth wide to prove to him it had all gone.

“that's my good girl” he cooed, pulling you onto his lap into a gentler manner. “what’s with the attitudes, huh?” he asked. now he punished you, it was time to make sure you were actually okay.

“sorry, channie” you apologised, twiddling with your thumbs. “been really stressed. shouldn’t have taken it out on you” you admitted.

“yeah, you shouldn’t have” he nodded, “but it’s okay. feel better now?” he asked, brushing your hair behind your ear. you nodded in response, your stress levels now significantly lower. “talk to me properly next time princess. i’ll help you”

you agreed to approach him next time you felt like this, knowing it would be better for both of you. you placed a small kiss on his plump lips, hoping off his lap and sitting next to him - suddenly remembering someone could enter at any second. he giggled at you, considering you didn’t care if someone entered 5 minutes ago.

“thanks chan” you smiled at him, picking up the pen in front of you, ready to give this project another go.

“no problem princess. i like being your personal stress reliever”

#stray kids #stray kids imagines #stray kids fluff #stray kids smut #bangchan #bangchan x reader #bangchan imagine #chan imagine #chan smut #bangchan smut #chan x reader #stray kids bangchan

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sometimesiwritebadly · 5 years ago

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Rehearsal (Peter Parker x Reader)

Summary: Peter and you have to rehearse a scene for your theatre class, which just so happens to have a kiss in it. (Gender neutral reader!)

Prompts: 1. “Why would you do this?” 22. “This is the part where you kiss me.”

Warnings: good old fashioned fluff

Note: Lol this one kinda got away from me. I used a random number generator to choose the prompts and only expected this to be like 800 words max but I ended up with over 2k so. but I really like what I ended up with so I hope y’all do too <3 mostly from Peter’s POV btw. oh and I tried to keep it gender neutral but it’s natural for me to write with a female reader so let me know if I accidentally left a few she’s/her’s in there.

Word Count: 2.1k

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Peter Parker is a nerd. He’s good at science and math, which is why he’s attending Midtown School of Science and Technology. Despite the STEM focus the school has, there’s still a requirement for at least one art-related class in order to graduate. When Peter chose an entry level Theatre class, he hoped it would focus more on the study of famous plays than actually having to stand on a stage and act. Peter was very, very wrong. For the first assignment of the semester, students had to pair up and perform a short, dramatic piece. He had been paired with Y/N Y/L/N, who he had a minor crush on. Ok, major crush. After he and MJ broke up last year, he honestly didn’t think he’d find anyone else for a while. But then Y/N transferred to Midtown, and he was whipped right from the start.

“Look man, you gotta use this opportunity to make a move!” Peter and Ned were walking down the hallway between classes, Ned trying to convince Peter again that this was a great chance to finally tell Y/N how he feels. “Just look up some cute scene for the two of you to perform! It’ll be like when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fell in love on set!”

“I’m pretty sure they broke up, Ned.”

“Whatever. The point stands.”

The pair approached their lockers, where you were waiting. You had a few papers in your hand, which held your attention until you noticed Peter in front of you.

“H-hey. What’s up?” Peter tried his best to contain his stutter, but couldn’t help it. Y/N just had that effect on him.

“Hey Pete, I, um, I found some potential scripts for us to use for our assignment. I thought you could look over them before we rehearse at mine on Friday? I like them all, so whichever you wanna go with is fine...although I did put a star next to my favorite piece.” You handed half of the papers you were holding to Peter, keeping copies of each script for yourself. Peter noticed that the copies you kept had already been highlighted and annotated, while his were straight from the printer. Except for the small star at the top of the first script in his stack. Before Peter could respond, the warning bell began to ring, signaling only a minute to get to your next class. “Just text me whichever one you want, and we can walk to my place after school tomorrow to rehearse.” You said this as you began to walk away, giving Peter and Ned a small wave before you turned around to race to your final class of the day.

~~~

Instead of paying attention to his teacher’s lecture during Chemistry, Peter spent the 50 minute period reading through the scripts you had chosen. Peter already knew he wanted to perform the script you liked, but he was nervous. Your favorite scene happened to be the only one which called for a kiss, but he didn’t know if he had the guts to go for it. He could easily choose either of the other scenes and call it a day, but...well, was this your way of making a move? Had you intentionally chosen the script with a kiss to find out if Peter liked you? Did you like him? Or did you just choose that one because you genuinely thought it was the best option?

The bell rang, interrupting Peter’s thoughts and signaling the end of the school day. Hopefully a few hours of swinging through the streets of New York would be enough to distract Peter from thinking about you all night. For once, Peter was actually hoping New York criminals would keep him busy.

~~~

When Peter slipped through the window of his bedroom, his thoughts were unsurprisingly still revolving around you. Despite a somewhat busy night - two muggings, an almost-car crash, and one lost little girl now safely back with her mother - He still hadn’t been able to come to a decision. Half an hour ago you had texted Peter asking if he had chosen a script yet, and he still hadn’t responded.

“Just go with the script they want, Pete. Even if Y/N doesn’t like you, at least you’ll get to kiss them.” He thought as he removed his skin-tight supersuit and changed into some sweats and a t-shirt. He grabbed his phone from the pocket of his backpack, and, after another minute or so of arguing with himself, finally began to type.

8:31 pm

Y/N:

hey pete, have you decided which script you wanna do yet?

9:06 pm

Peter:

Uh, yeah. I think the one you liked is the best.

9:08 pm

Y/N:

yesss, i was hoping you’d choose that one. i have great taste ;)

9:08 pm

Peter:

Haha, yeah, you do. We’ll rehearse tomorrow after school right?

9:10 pm

Y/N:

yup! i’ll meet you by your locker again :) see ya tomorrow pete

Peter decided to let the conversation end there. Honestly, he had no idea what to think. What does “I have great taste ;)” mean? Is that a reference to the kiss? Does this mean they like him? Or is it just a joke? Peter sent a screenshot of the conversation to Ned for help, but Ned being Ned wasn’t helpful at all.

9:15 pm

Ned:

Just. Make. A. Move.

9:16 pm

Ned:

Betty thinks you should make a move too.

Despite his confusion and nerves over tomorrow’s rehearsal, Peter managed to fall asleep at a reasonable time. Hopefully tomorrow he’d get the answers he was looking for.

~~~

Peter waited by his locker after the final bell rang. As the hallways began to clear, he noticed you making your way over to him.

“Sorry, I hope you weren’t waiting too long. My English class is basically all the way across the school.” You looked nervous. Is that good? Or bad? Have you been thinking about the kiss too?

“Y-you’re fine. I’ve only been here for like a minute.” That was a lie. Peter’s Chemistry class was just across the hall from his locker, but you didn’t need to know that. After he finished talking, you seemed to lose all sense of nerves.

“I guess it wasn’t me causing the nerves then…” Peter thought, his mood dropping a little.

“Oh good. Let’s get going then, my apartment is only a couple blocks from here.” And so you began the short walk to your place. You made some small talk on the way there, talking about your other classes instead of the one class you did share.

“You have Mrs. Jenson third period right? I have her during fifth. Maybe we can study together for her tests...I know the school year just started, but I can already tell she’ll make her tests unnecessarily evil.” You said as the both of you entered your building.

“That’s a good idea, I know someone who took her class last year and they said she always had essay questions. Not to mention 5 choices for multiple choice questions instead of the usual four.” Peter responded. As he spoke, they headed towards the elevator, and Y/N pressed the button, causing the doors to immediately open. After hitting the number 4 on the wall, the doors slowly began to close. Despite the unfortunate news he was sharing with Y/N, his voice had a hopeful tone to it; They want to hang out with him again. Sure, it’s just loose plans to study for a test sometime in the future, but hey, he’ll take it.

“Damn. History has never been my subject, so I’ll definitely need the extra study time. I can never remember all the important dates.” Your phone buzzed after that, causing you to glance down at it. As you responded to whoever had texted you, Peter was left to his thoughts when the elevator began to move. It wasn’t until the elevator doors opened and you stepped out that the conversation resumed. “That was my mom, guess she’s gonna be at work for a few more hours. We can order a pizza if you want, I’m not sure how long we’ll be rehearsing today.”

“Pizza, uhm,” Peter’s voice cracked, “Pizza sounds good.” Peter cursed to himself, but if you had noticed his voice cracking, you had the decency to ignore it. You pulled your keys from your backpack, and unlocked the second apartment on the floor.

“Cool, I’ll order something online. Pepperoni ok for you?” You asked as you walked into the apartment, holding the door open for Peter. Peter only nodded, not really trusting his voice for the moment. He took a second to look around the place as you closed the door behind him. When you came into his eyesight again, you were looking at your phone, presumably ordering the pizza. “Since my mom isn’t here we can rehearse in the living room, it’s just this way.” Peter followed you as you led him across the apartment, then sat on the couch. He tried to give you space as you continued punching in the pizza order. While you were busy, Peter opened his own backpack and pulled out the script you had agreed upon. Last night he had highlighted his lines, although luckily for this assignment the teacher had mentioned that memorization was optional. After all, the school year had just begun and it was a beginner’s class.

“Ok, pizza will be here in like half an hour. Now we can get to work!” You quickly pulled out your own script from your backpack, and turned to face Peter. “Do you wanna just read through it a few times, then once we’re used to it we could start working out the blocking?” You suggested.

“Y-yeah, sure, that works for me.” Peter was relieved at this option; read throughs meant he didn’t have to worry about the kiss yet. “Your character starts, right?”

And so the two of you began reading through the script. It was short, only a few pages, and featured someone on the day of their wedding, and the man who was trying to convince them to leave their fiance. At first, the reading was a little awkward, as neither of you had any experience in acting, but by the third or fourth time you had gone through the script together, both of you were feeling much more comfortable. Instead of sitting away from each other on opposite ends of the couch, you were close, the way your characters would be. The blocking had even begun to take shape naturally, so you and Peter stood for the fifth reading, walking around the room, trying your best to embody the characters as they argued. This time, as you approached the end of the script however, Peter’s nerves returned.

“Why would you do this? Just barging in here on my wedding day?” You said, trying to act as frustrated and confused as you felt your character would be.

“You and I both kn-know you don’t love him! You’ll never be happy with him!” Peter tried to keep his nerves in check, but he knew what was coming.

“And how do you know I’d be happier with you?” Following the stage directions indicated on your script, you stepped closer to Peter. Instead of continuing with the scene, Peter just stared at you, no longer looking at his script. “Uh, Pete?” He still didn’t respond. You were confused, until you looked back at the script. You weren’t sure how you had forgotten, after all, this is why you chose the scene in the first place. “Peter, this is the part where you kiss me” You said quietly. You had taken his choosing of this scene to mean he liked you too, but you weren’t sure. His eyes widened a little at your words though, which made your confidence drop. “O-or not, um, we could do a stage kiss, or you could just kiss my cheek, or we could just cut it complet-” Peter cut off your rambling by putting his hands on your cheek and bringing his lips to meet yours. You were shocked, but easily melted into the kiss. He was gentle as he kissed you, his nerves disappearing the second you kissed him back. After a while, you both separated from the kiss. Neither of you spoke for a minute, just staring at each other.

“U-um.. that was ok, right?” Peter whispered, as you were still pretty close to him. You only smiled, and gave him another short kiss as a response. Before you guys could do anything else, there was a knock at the door.

“Pizza!” Someone said loudly through the wood. Before you could make a move, Peter had grabbed his wallet and was already walking towards the front door.

“I’ll pay...after all, what kind of gentleman would I be if I let you pay on our first date?”

#peter parker x reader #spiderman x reader #peter parker #fluff

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mccmads · 6 years ago

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HOLY SHIT IS THAT [ KATHERINE LANGFORD ]?! OH, WAIT IT’S JUST [ MADISON MCCARTHY ]. DAMN, [ SHE/HER ] LOOKS GOOD FOR [ 25 ], GOOD THING THAT THEY’RE [ QUESTIONING THEIR SEXUALITY ], I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE. I HEAR THAT THEY CALL THEM THE [ SPAZ ] OF THE [ SOUTH-SIDE ]. I GUESS THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE [ ANXIOUS ] AND [ HIGH-STRUNG ]. BUT I DON’T THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEY’RE ALSO [ CARING ] AND [ VIRTUOUS ]. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE [ LISSA/25+/CST ]

01. BASICS

Full Name: Madison Alice McCarthy

Nickname: Mads, Madi, IronHeart89 (username)

Sex/Gender: Female

Birthday: August 9th

Age: Twenty

Astrological Sign: Leo

Occupation: Excelsior! comic shop.

Spoken Languages: English

Sexual Orientation: Unsure

Birthplace: Detriot, MI

Relationship status: Single

02. PHYSICAL TRAITS

Hair Color/Style: Brunette

Eye Color: Blue Green

Face Claim: Katherine Langford

Height:5 ft 4 in

Weight:132 lbs

Tattoos: None

Piercings: None

Unique Attributes: —

Defining Gestures/Movements: Wringing hands together, biting nails, twirling hair

Posture: Fidgety

03. PERSONALITY TRAITS

Pet Peeves: None

Hobbies/Interests: Reading, Drawing

Special Skills/Abilities: Blowing things out of proportion

Likes: Reading, Drawing, Watching movies, listening to music, being online

Dislikes: Social events

Insecurities: Literally everything

Quirks/Eccentricities: Has severe anxiety and some OCD’s, usually covers her arms to hide old cuts from attempted suicide

Strengths: She’d very giving and understanding, good listener.

Weaknesses: Her brother

Speaking Style: Usually a little stutter-y or quiet.

Temperament: Light and happy but very quickly anxious

04. FAMILY & HOME

Immediate Family: Matthew and Melissa (parents), Mason (twin brother)

How do they feel about their family?: Madison loves her family but she knows that she’s too much to handle due to her mental illness so she tries to keep things from them. She mostly feels like a burden so when the opportunity to move out with Mason came up, she took it immediately.

How does their family feel about them?: Her parents love her but her issues did bring a lot of discord into their relationship. Regardless, her nearest and dearest has always been her brother, Mason, and they get along very well.

Pets: Mason’s german shepard named Axel.

Where do they live?: On the Southside with her brother

Description of their home: A small and simple apartment on the Southside with Mason.

Description of their bedroom: Everything is cleaned, neat, tidy, and in a specific space.

05. THIS OR THAT

Introvert or Extrovert?

Optimist or Pessimist?

Leader or Follower?

Confident or Self-Conscious?

Cautious or Careless?

Religious or Secular?

Passionate or Apathetic?

Book Smarts or Street Smarts?

Compliments or Insults?

Pajamas or Lingerie?:

06. FAVORITES

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Clothing Style/Outfit: Jeans (pants, never shorts), long sleeve shirts, usually a hoodie or a jean jacket. Hair is almost always down.

Favorite Bands/Songs/Type of Music: She literally listens to everything under the sun and has no specific type that she likes more than others.

Favorite Movies: Any Marvel or DC movie, All things nerd

Favorite Books: Literally all of them, books are her favorite items.

Favorite Foods/Drinks: Pizza, root beer

Favorite Sports/Sports Teams: Doesn’t watch sports

Favorite Time of Day: Night

Favorite Weather/Season: Fall

Favorite Animal: Sloth

07. MISCELLANEOUS

Fears/Superstitions: She’s afraid of spiders, most bugs, car accidents, flying, being alone in the dark, walking under ladders, ghosts, sharks, drowning, and most forms of social interaction.

Political Views: Supports human rights.

Addictions: Biting her nails, taking her anxiety meds

Best School Subject: English, Science

Worst School Subject: Math

School Clubs/Sports: Joined her brother for a short time as a cheerleader but quit because she could B-E aggressive.

How does he get money?: Madison has had many jobs that she’s never lasted at. She stays until her anxiety gets too overwhelming and then she runs away. Currently she’s working at Excelsior! and also manages her own webpage

How is she with technology? Most of the time, her source of communication with the world is through her phone or laptop so she’s very good with them.

08. PAST & FUTURE

Fondest Memory: Moving in with Mason. She was upset about hearing her parents argue over her and he bought her pizza and they watched movies and it made her feel like she wasn’t a complete failure as a kid.

Deepest, Darkest Secret: She claims she wasn’t trying to kill herself when she cut her arms back in high school but she was.

Dream Vacation: Anywhere with a beach

Best thing that has ever happened to this character: Starting her anxiety meds.

Worst thing that has ever happened to this character: The night she went to her boyfriend’s Junior prom, and the night three weeks later when her friend killed herself.

What do they want to be when they grow up?: Normal

Perfect Date: Watching a movie because then they don’t have to talk.

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mostlysignssomeportents · 6 years ago

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#4yrsago Felicia Day's "You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)"

Felicia Day's memoir You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) starts off as a cute, snarky story about how a quirky upbringing turned Day into a nerd superhero; by the end, it's become an illuminating, frank look at the commercial realities, injustices and insecurities that everyone trying to earn a living online must confront.

Felicia Day started out as a math prodigy and violin virtuoso, home-schooled by her oddball mother while they followed her Army doctor father around several postings in the American south. Socially awkward and isolated, Day became an avid gamer and an even more avid participant in online forums for gamers, finding camaraderie and comfort in the early years of the networked world.

After a very early graduation from UT Austin, Day left her family and moved to Los Angeles to find a career in movies or TV, and got stuck in the moderately compensated, soul-deadening world of commercials. When she started playing World of Warcraft to escape the tedium, she experienced a bout of clinical depression that had her stuck at home, playing WoW day and night while her personal and professional life disintegrated.

She overcame her depression and her problems with Warcraft by writing the pilot for The Guild, a super-low-budget, guerrilla web series about a young woman who shared her insecurities and her MMO addiction. The show was an early Youtube success and, when she couldn't find studio backing to continue the series on decent terms, became an early crowdfunding success, too, as gamers worldwide rallied to the show. Independence and success in a heretofore-unsuspected gamer market got The Guild sponsorships, first from Xbox and then from Youtube -- it eventually ran for six seasons.

Day was a success, but her personal life was a disaster. Although she was getting better roles -- you might know her work from Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Supernatural -- she was also under so much stress that her hair was falling out, she was suffering from panic attacks, and her acid reflux went critical. Between the misogynist trolls that come with the package for women in public life (especially when it comes to gaming) and her difficulties with perfectionism and delegation, her business was on the verge of destroying her.

Throughout this story, Day's memoir is funny, lighthearted, and sarcastic, peppered with memes featuring embarrassing photos from her childhood and adolescence. But as we come to the chapters detailing the mistakes she made in her personal and business relationships, the telling takes on a brutally frank, confessional aspect. Day's unflinching look at the traps she fell into as a "success" are a welcome addition to the canon of "how I made it" stories, and a reminder that we live our own blooper reels and experience other people's highlight reels.

The final chapter is an essay about Gamergate and her experience with gendered harassment, including multiple doxxings and disgusting, violent sexualized threats, and what that's meant for Day's lifelong view of herself as a gamer. It's a must-read.

You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) [Felicia Day/Touchstone]

https://boingboing.net/2015/08/11/felicia-days-youre-never.html

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verdigrisprowl · 8 years ago

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Dec 4 Dancitron Movie Night - Power Rangers (2017)

According to Prowl, the blue ranger is the only important part of the movie.

Swoop 7:58 pm *toddles in, lets out a BIIIIIIIIG yawn and streeeeeeeeeeeeetches* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm *Soundwave waves while moving the seats. He's late today and he has several dozen scratches up both flats of one arm and its matching side. Only one of the twins is here. Do the math.* Swoop 8:00 pm Bird? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm [[In a while.]] Swoop 8:00 pm : < *lays SO SADLY in front of one of the sofas* *look how sad he is* *look* FakeProwl 8:02 pm *oh, lovely, Swoop is quiet today.* *greeting/permission ping, sits, slumps.* Swoop 8:03 pm Soundwave Soundwave ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm [[What.]] Swoop 8:04 pm When Bird? : < Bevel 8:04 pm Hey! *trundles in and goes to sit down* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl hello, notes the slump - still not sleeping, his fault, light burn of guilt - and nudges a wordless sense of affection and concern his way.*

[[Greetings, Bevel. Later, Swoop.]] Swoop 8:05 pm Later wheeeeeeen? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm [[He does not know. When she feels like making an appearance.]] Swoop 8:06 pm You Soundwave tell Her Bird Me Swoop am here now. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:06 pm [[She knows.]] Swoop 8:06 pm You sure? : < ItsyBitsySpyers 8:07 pm [[He is speaking to her right now.]] Swoop 8:07 pm :V Bevel 8:07 pm Are you ok, Prowl? *they've had like two conversations this means they're friends or something* Swoop 8:07 pm Say HI Hi to BIRD FakeProwl 8:07 pm *leans on Soundwave and returns an affection ping.* FakeProwl 8:08 pm ... Why? *Prowl's friendship criteria are much more stringent.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm ((...i've never seen the video for this before wow))

*Leans in as well. If Prowl doesn't want to respond to the concern, he won't push it. But he'll still have it.* Tarantulas 8:09 pm (( i had no idea this existed, magical Swoop 8:09 pm *sad kicky feet* *pushes a chair over, clearly this chair is at fault and now it's dead* Bevel 8:10 pm *shrugs* You are all slouchy. Tarantulas 8:11 pm *tarantulas comes in and sees a sad swoop. hhh. hopefully he's sad enough that he won't see a giant spider mech skirting the edge of the room* FakeProwl 8:11 pm ... *sits up straighter and resumes leaning on Soundwave* Swoop 8:12 pm *totally sees the giant spider mech and sad rolls closer, limbs everywhere* Twincast 8:12 pm *slides in and settles somewhere unoccupied* Bevel 8:13 pm *she senses a brush off and that's ok* Tarantulas 8:14 pm ....Yes, Swoop? Swoop 8:15 pm Her Bird not here : < *yawns* Tarantulas 8:15 pm I'm so terribly sorry for you. Swoop 8:15 pm *grabby hands* Bevel 8:15 pm *waves to Tara* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:15 pm *Soundwave tries not to be amused by Tarantulas' response to that. He fails.* Bevel 8:15 pm There is a person in a fish tank. Magnum Ace 8:16 pm -pings Soundwave for a bridge- Tarantulas 8:16 pm *oh hey bevel, u get a wave back* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm *Bridge incoming. Same place as before.* Swoop 8:16 pm *grabby hands AT u spiderbot* Tarantulas 8:17 pm ...Soundwave, would it be against regulations if I got permission and suspended Swoop from the ceiling Swoop 8:17 pm : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm *Soundwave considers this.* Bevel 8:17 pm Is that against regulations? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm [[...Today, not if you have permission.]] FakeProwl 8:18 pm *tiredly watches Swoop and Tarantulas. He's prepared to have to fight a dinobot to protect Tarantulas.* Tarantulas 8:18 pm *alright Mr. Grabby Hands, u ready for this* Swoop 8:18 pm *ALWAYS* FakeProwl 8:18 pm *... he might fall asleep in the attempt but the attempt will be made.* Tarantulas 8:18 pm So, Swoop, does that sound amenable? Magnum Ace 8:18 pm -and he's coming through, as trying to find a seat when he can- Swoop 8:18 pm What? Specs 8:19 pm *the dragon rushes in with a batch of silver-mercury drops and a soft-looking hide bag around her neck* *she looks both frazzled and frizzy* FakeProwl 8:19 pm ((i already miss prince's joker aesthetic)) Tarantulas 8:19 pm You wanted UP, did you not? Swoop 8:19 pm YAH! Up. FakeProwl 8:20 pm You're just encouraging him, Tarantulas. Tarantulas 8:20 pm What ELSE am I supposed to do? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Rumble hops up to go help the dragon with the bag. Maybe to pick them up and carry them to a seat, if they want. They look almost as bad off as Prowl.* Magnum Ace 8:20 pm -he's getting good at climbing up to high places now- Swoop 8:20 pm : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Soundwave nods to Ace. Welcome, Leaguer. He sees you're already figuring out how to get up the couches.* Bevel 8:20 pm Oh hey the dragon is back. FakeProwl 8:21 pm Persist in ignoring him, bridge him out when his efforts step out of line. Either he'll give up or we get to regularly bridge him out. Both are preferable to teaching him that he gets what he wants if he just whines long enough. Bevel 8:21 pm *she'll get up to help if there's a need for it* Swoop 8:21 pm *grabby haaaaaands* Magnum Ace 8:22 pm -he is, and he thinks it's a bit funny- Tarantulas 8:22 pm *a sigh as tara scoops swoop up anyhow and starts webbing him loosely to the ceiling, in a way that sw can tell he can get out if he wants. tarantulas isn't dumb enough to try and make it permanent* Specs 8:22 pm Oh! *the dragon takes the bag back* These are my snacks. I was repairing the kitchen, and forgot to eat. *she looks sufficiently embarrassed by this* *she's also definitely accepting being carried. please and thank. she's so tired.* Magnum Ace 8:22 pm -and going to free one hand to wave back at Soundwave- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:22 pm ((ok so let's see. another movie i watched like six months ago (next week's too) so we got... idk i remember some bullying, obviously there's violence, bad parenting, there's probably flashing because it's that kind of movie)) Twincast 8:22 pm ((noted Swoop 8:22 pm *wraps himself around tara like a koala and is totally fine with this unless Tara tries to stick shit around his back where his wings connect, if he does, there's a FLAIL in coming his way* Tarantulas 8:23 pm If both Swoop AND I can get what we want - and what I want is simply some peace and quiet - I'll try anything. FakeProwl 8:23 pm *sighs. turns back to the screen.* Magnum Ace 8:23 pm -and he's successfully made it onto a couch- Specs 8:23 pm *the dragon waves at Bevel* Back, and with a snack! *lazily waggles a wing in the direction of the mercury drops* And with some for me too. Swoop 8:24 pm No wings Tarantulas 8:24 pm *no flailing required, swoop. you're hoisted up and steady now, supported in whatever acrobatic pose you so choose. tarantulas has you all the way across the room from where prowl and sw are, which is where he's going now* Magnum Ace 8:25 pm . . . ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm *Soundwave takes some small delight out of seeing Swoop so deftly handled without wasting his energon for once, curls one feeler around Prowl's shoulders, and pats the spot next to them with another.* Magnum Ace 8:25 pm -already not okay with this!- Twincast 8:25 pm *Oh, this is the new one--he hasn't seen this one. yet.* Swoop 8:25 pm *considering he's going to hold onto tara as long as he can, swoop's going to end up more or less in the same sitting position he was when he was being held* *wiggles his wings* Whirl 8:26 pm *pokes his head in* *drinking in this grim scene* Specs 8:26 pm *waves at whirl* Hi! Whirl 8:26 pm So... Shaka, well the walls fell, right? *bobs his head at the dragon and trots on; he will make his way to the usual table. Who awaits him there tonight?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [[Sokath, his eyes uncovered.]] Magnum Ace 8:27 pm ..... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm *Rumble. Frenzy's... er. He had a bad day. Zori is slowly making his way across the ceiling toward the seat.* Swoop 8:27 pm ((EW)) Whirl 8:27 pm *snickers and bobs his head at Soundwave* Magnum Ace 8:28 pm -miiiight have sunk down on the couch- Specs 8:28 pm *the dragon makes a bit of a face* Well now I definitely lost my appetite. Bevel 8:28 pm *Bevel is also at the table* FakeProwl 8:28 pm Kailash, when it rises. Most likely. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm *Soundwave is oblivious.* Whirl 8:28 pm ((i love these opening shots)0 Ratchet 8:28 pm *pops in late with all the aplomb of a Ratchet who is late* Bevel 8:29 pm *so none?* Twincast 8:29 pm *waves* Ratchet 8:29 pm *FASHIONABLY, YOU NERD* *fashionably late* FakeProwl 8:29 pm *... small ratchet or big ratchet?* Whirl 8:29 pm *excellent. A good crowd; he will sit and offer a claw for Zori to ascend to the table* Swoop 8:29 pm *is suspended from the ceiling, ratchet, someone other that you finally attached an Ark troublemaker to the ceiling* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm *Soundwave huffs softly at Prowl. Both him AND Whirl making references tonight. It is a good start.* Ratchet 8:29 pm *smol Ratchet, and he has _never_ done anything like that* Swoop 8:29 pm *uses his wings to get swinging just enough for maximum sleepy baby relaxation* Whirl 8:30 pm *also shoots Prowl an amused look* FakeProwl 8:30 pm *nods at Ratchet. hello.* Whirl 8:30 pm ((HWHWHAAAT THE HELL i know that face. he's in ST2)) Ratchet 8:30 pm *nods back* Twincast 8:30 pm ((TY I thought I was imagining things) Bevel 8:30 pm *waves to Ratchet* Whirl 8:30 pm ((that's why he looked so familiar in ST...(( ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *Zori wiggles, then drops down onto the claw. It's like being mobbed by a feather.* Tarantulas 8:31 pm *has sat down next to prowl and soundwave should it be permitted* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *Of course it was permitted. He tapped the space next to them didn't he?* Ratchet 8:32 pm Heh. Kind of an Ironhide, isn't that one. Bevel 8:32 pm I like him. Ratchet 8:32 pm *waves back to Bevel and goes to sit with Whirl and Zori* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm #little Ratchet! FakeProwl 8:33 pm ((that's the pettiest thing i've ever seen in my life)) Bevel 8:33 pm *welcome to the table then, she'll wiggle her fingers at Zori in greeting* Ratchet 8:33 pm Hey, you're smaller than me, kiddo. *...... right?* *did Zori get small again* Whirl 8:34 pm *will also look over at Ratchet and, after a moment of surprise, bob his head* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm *He is. But his Ratchet is bigger.* Whirl 8:34 pm *it has been a dog's age* Swoop 8:34 pm ((dude they had to go print an 8x5 and she had to either sharpen those scissors so they'd be able to pin something in the wall or work out so she could embed dull metal into a wall)) ((girl doesn't do thing by halfs) FakeProwl 8:34 pm ((she's a cheerleader, i'm willing to bet that was raw muscle)) Swoop 8:35 pm ((maybe they need to recruit her. she has mad potential in the area of murder)) Specs 8:35 pm ((billy is relatable)) Whirl 8:35 pm ((most likely)) Heh. Heh heh. I like this Billy. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm ((one sec y'all my audio died)) FakeProwl 8:36 pm *... prowl likes the human with the pencils.* Swoop 8:36 pm *leans back as far as he can, this is actually pretty okay..... would be better with bird....* Ratchet 8:36 pm What'd he do? House arrest for what? Swoop 8:36 pm *sends her like ALL the emojis* *ever* Specs 8:36 pm *the dragon sneaks something out of the bag. crunch crunch.* Swoop 8:36 pm *mostly relevant but some that are just fun emojis* Whirl 8:36 pm Something involving a cow. Probably stole it. Grand Theft Bovine. Ratchet 8:36 pm *and gently boops Whirl, because* Heya, friendo. Been a while, huh. Specs 8:36 pm *around a full mouth* I don't see why bringing food in for your friends is a bad thing. Whirl 8:37 pm *nudges Ratchet back, probably with more force than he intended to* Sup? You been taking care of yourself? Magnum Ace 8:37 pm ...... Swoop 8:37 pm ((when is this set?)) Ratchet 8:37 pm Oh, sure, I'm alive, aren't I? FakeProwl 8:37 pm We didn't get the details. We saw him in a car chase with the police. Bevel 8:37 pm He did not turn in his friend who helped him either. Whirl 8:38 pm Darmok and Jalad! Ratchet 8:38 pm Ha. I like Billy. FakeProwl 8:39 pm *"can you stop touching me now?" oh, prowl REALLY likes this human.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Soundwave pings Tarantulas.*

(txt): Query: What fuel desired during movie night? FakeProwl 8:39 pm *he doesn't like being touched, he can memorize and calculate exact times?* ... What's "the spectrum"? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm *It has occurred to him that Tarantulas might want things that they don't normally keep on stock. He IS a spider.* [[...He does not know.]] FakeProwl 8:40 pm Hm. Swoop 8:40 pm *might actually fall asleep here* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *SUDDEN BIRD* Specs 8:41 pm *the dragon gapes a grin* He doesn't get humor either? Not a bad human. Swoop 8:41 pm !!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *Who is just as scratched and scraped up as Soundwave is.* Swoop 8:41 pm *wiggles* HI BIRD! Bevel 8:41 pm That sounded like a good song. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm {{meh meh screamy punk meh scratch Bird meh meh MEH hello Swoop}} FakeProwl 8:41 pm Well. If it comes with an extremely heightened memory but an inability to process humor, it sounds like a beneficial trade-off. Twincast 8:42 pm *wonders if diving into water at night is good for humans. prolly not* Swoop 8:42 pm You Bird fight Starscream? Magnum Ace 8:42 pm ....? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm {{No. Him Lord. Bird not fight.}} Tarantulas 8:42 pm @SW: ::None, hyeh. That is to say, I'm perfectly fine without.:: Swoop 8:42 pm You Bird win. Him suck at fighting kehehhhh. Coward! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm @T: (txt): Certain? Whirl 8:43 pm *ah, Whirl related, Kimberly* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm *Nod of agreement. Expanded memory. Good stuff.* Specs 8:43 pm *the dragon shudders and eats a another cronch* Diving into the water is probably bad anyways. Whirl 8:43 pm *he feels the same way about new Iacon* Swoop 8:44 pm You Bird tell Swoop fighting story. You tell about fight! Bevel 8:44 pm *amused by the van comment* Magnum Ace 8:44 pm !!!! Swoop 8:44 pm :V Kehhehehehhh Explode FakeProwl 8:44 pm *shoulders tremble slightly* Specs 8:44 pm *the dragon goes three feet into the air and POOFS* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm *Soundwave twitches forward. The human, did they l-- they're alive. Good.* //Fraggin' RUN.// Whirl 8:45 pm A little cave-in's good for you. Builds character. Magnum Ace 8:45 pm ........... Specs 8:45 pm *Whirl, would you like an epaulette now? because you're getting one.* Ratchet 8:45 pm Best way to trap a Decepticon. Whirl 8:45 pm *always welcome, little dragon* Tarantulas 8:45 pm @SW: ::Certain. Besides, it IS slightly awkward to refuel in public. Questions abound.:: Magnum Ace 8:46 pm Best way to almost die ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm //Dunno 'bout that. Killed Beachcomber, not us.// Ratchet 8:46 pm For about five minutes, anyway. Doesn't work too well on Autobots either though, so that's a bonus! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm @T: (txt): ...Point taken. Acknowledged. Magnum Ace 8:47 pm Restricted area. Get out of there I've seen driving like that FakeProwl 8:48 pm ... Didn't he JUST get in trouble for this exact thing? Swoop 8:48 pm Drifting kehhehhe in mud Magnum Ace 8:48 pm ........ Whirl 8:48 pm Hold on, dragon--gotta make a quick trip. *he's going to stand up, careful to give the dragon time to adjust, and make for the bar* Magnum Ace 8:48 pm This isn't a good idea ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm //Ohhhhh he's gonna do the thing. He's gonna - ha!// ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm //I like that one.// Swoop 8:49 pm KAH! Him jump. On car : > Whirl 8:49 pm *snickers* Bevel 8:49 pm Outracing trains is fun. Specs 8:49 pm *the dragon just clings tighter. she's a little poofy right now. she appreciates this perch* Magnum Ace 8:49 pm !!!!! Whirl 8:49 pm PFFT. Bevel 8:49 pm They did not have it. Whirl 8:49 pm Short movie. Swoop 8:49 pm ((oh shit)) FakeProwl 8:49 pm *winces* Swoop 8:49 pm DEAD kekhehehhh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[And that is why he did not agree to race Breakdown.]] Specs 8:49 pm Ow. Twincast 8:49 pm Uh, rest in peace... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm //Shortest movie ever, Boss.// Magnum Ace 8:50 pm That was not a good idea at all Swoop 8:50 pm Bird, them died. You tell story now. Bird fighting story. FakeProwl 8:50 pm *the one who was driving was on the left side of the vehicle. he has the highest probability of surviving.* *AND he knows to fasten his seatbelt.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm {{Bird shot Frenzy. Him mad. Us fight. Boss stop. There. It story told.}} Ratchet 8:50 pm *somehow.... fell asleep?? for a minute?? in the middle of an action sequence and.... possible flashback??* Specs 8:51 pm *the dragon blinks* He's alive? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[...How did he get home.]] FakeProwl 8:51 pm ... Hm. Ratchet 8:51 pm ... what'd I miss Magnum Ace 8:51 pm ....what....just... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[Humans are fragile.]] Swoop 8:51 pm You Bird play-shoot. You REAL shoot, him dead kehhehh. Magnum Ace 8:51 pm That would have killed all of them ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm //Pfff!// FakeProwl 8:51 pm Right. Magic rocks. Magnum Ace 8:51 pm ..... Swoop 8:52 pm Kehhh Him rip door. Sludge rip lot of door. Bevel 8:52 pm Creepy rock saved them. Whirl 8:52 pm Huh. Nice. *and he'll lean on the bar* Ravage, can you hook me up with the usual? I can bring you back something next week. Ratchet 8:52 pm He doesn't dSwoop. Magnum Ace 8:52 pm -sighs- Magic. Why more magic? Swoop 8:52 pm Sludge break everything Him bad at inside Ratchet 8:52 pm doesn't do it on purpose** ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *Ravage trots up from behind Whirl and leaps over the bar.*

=Yes.= Swoop 8:52 pm KEHEHHEH SLudge not do ANYTHIGN on purpose Him dumb Twincast 8:53 pm *pffft* Specs 8:53 pm *the dragon just looses it* Whirl 8:53 pm Any requests? Ratchet 8:53 pm Don't be mean to your brother. Swoop 8:53 pm :V ..... Dinobots mean.... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm =Tinsel. Out now.= Mix mix mix. =Eight ounces.= FakeProwl 8:54 pm *oh, he's suddenly popular. how nice for him.* Whirl 8:54 pm Oh, yeah! I... forgot. After someone even tried to remind me. ...I'll bring you double. Ratchet 8:54 pm Dinobots are not mean. It's not in your programming, that's no excuse. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Ravage rumbles in satisfaction.* =Good. Good.= *Serve.* Magnum Ace 8:54 pm This is going to ....get bad... Swoop 8:55 pm *swings a little in place as a counterarguement* Are too Magnum Ace 8:55 pm -this movie is just making him tired- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[...Did he offer an on-duty enforcer some highgrade.]] Whirl 8:55 pm *much appreciated, bartender; you're the best. Drink in hand, Whirl's going to return to his table and hunker over it like a horrid gargoyle, as per usual* Ratchet 8:55 pm Wrote your code myself, didn't I? I should know. Twincast 8:55 pm Yes, yes he did Bevel 8:55 pm Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm [[Humans have lighter codes than he is accustomed to.]] Specs 8:56 pm *a horrid gargoyle with a fancy epaulette* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *Oh, oh, if the dragon is a shoulder decoration, can Zori be too? He has lots of legs. They'll be the fringe.* FakeProwl 8:56 pm I think that says more about the other humans than about the enforcer. Whirl 8:57 pm *you are quite welcome to, Zori. Whirl will even help you up, if required* Magnum Ace 8:57 pm Are they supposed to be a team? Is this what is going on? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm //Guess they are now.// Specs 8:57 pm *Zori gets a grin* We match! Swoop 8:57 pm Fly :0 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *Help taken! He whistles and - ZOOP eyestalk.* #did you see that #😮 #wow Bevel 8:58 pm Awesome! Whirl 8:58 pm *Admiral Whirl presides* Specs 8:58 pm Wow! Magnum Ace 8:58 pm That's one way...to...good god Swoop 8:58 pm that pretty okay jump kehhehhhehh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm //Welp.// Magnum Ace 8:59 pm . . . . Swoop 9:00 pm Oh that uhh Specs 9:00 pm ...Why. Swoop 9:00 pm base jump Sideswipe Sunstreaker do Twincast 9:00 pm *but what about water tension* Magnum Ace 9:00 pm That's...kinda terrifying ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[...How do they intend to get out?]] Magnum Ace 9:01 pm Climb, apparently FakeProwl 9:01 pm *is quickly becoming unable to stand the one that keeps saying "crazy"* Specs 9:02 pm *the dragon is going to cover her eyes with her tail. this is bad! they will drown and die!* Swoop 9:02 pm *it takes a while but a thought finally catches up in swoop's pea brain* Bird ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm {{What?}} Swoop 9:02 pm You ok? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm [[.......Fascinating.]] Magnum Ace 9:02 pm -he's going to show this to Bull Armor later...maybe- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm {{Peh. Bird scratched. Bird dented. Bird still best.}} Swoop 9:03 pm Bird best no matter WHAT kehhehh but... no hurting? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm {{No.}} Not that she'll admit to. Bevel 9:03 pm Spaceship. Swoop 9:03 pm Ok : > Specs 9:04 pm *peeks out from under her tail* Are they- Oh, neat! *perks up and stares at the ship* Ratchet 9:04 pm ... oh. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[Ah.]] Pause. [[The Ark.]] *Light tremble.* Swoop 9:04 pm *reaches out to pet/scritch Bird* Tarantulas 9:04 pm *tarantulas seems unimpressed by the movie - he's got a datapad out now* FakeProwl 9:05 pm ... How so? Is this... Dead Universe-y, you think? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[Hmm?]] Magnum Ace 9:05 pm What type of ship is...this? FakeProwl 9:05 pm *Prowl can see it. traveling through the water like traveling into another dimension. And it IS dark.* You said it's like the Ark? Ratchet 9:06 pm My Ark. FakeProwl 9:06 pm *there are many Arks, but only one Ark is THE Ark.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[Ah. Humor. He was referring to some Autobot ships that crash into mountains on Earth.]] Point to Ratchet and Swoop. [[Like theirs.]] [[A comparison for amusement's sake.]] FakeProwl 9:06 pm Oh. Yes. The one in the volcano. Swoop 9:07 pm Me Swoop live in mountain! Caves Behind Ark : > *pet scritch <3 Bird* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:07 pm *Bird wriggles away from the scritch. She's been scratched enough today.* *Pats are okay though.* Swoop 9:07 pm *cocks his head* *.... tentative pat?* Ratchet 9:08 pm Space ship in mountain with robots. Hmm. FakeProwl 9:08 pm ... In his head, is that a...? It's not a spark, obviously, but it looks like a similar power source. Specs 9:09 pm *the dragon wiggles around a bit to consume more cronch; hopefully this won't bug whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm [[He is uncertain. It is an odd place to keep one's spark.]] Whirl 9:09 pm *he is quietly and blissfully inhaling the paint-peeling fumes coming off his Gaugebuster* Specs 9:10 pm *cronch cronch* FakeProwl 9:11 pm Maybe it's both his power source and his memory storage unit. Oh, he's observant. I like the smart one. Swoop 9:11 pm ((am i the only one having flashbacks to the south park episode about scientology)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm [[...He cannot decide whether that would be efficient or foolish. To meld the two.]] Whirl 9:11 pm He's pretty wily. *takes a long draught of his drink* Swoop 9:11 pm ((i want a subtitle to go "they actually believe this")) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm //Back home AGAIN?// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm //They gotta stop - whoa.// Magnum Ace 9:12 pm -hiding!- Whirl 9:12 pm She should probably see a doctor about that. Swoop 9:12 pm *pets Bird with the sides and backs of his hands to avoid reflex scritches* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm *Bird chatters to herself.* Specs 9:12 pm *the dragon promptly stops cronching and hides her face under her tail again* Swoop 9:13 pm <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm //There ain't no doctor for that kinda thing.// Magnum Ace 9:13 pm -nope, nope, no thank you- Whirl 9:13 pm Well, let's check. Ratchet--you know any cure for 'ominous wheezing' and 'cliche horror fast motion movement?' Ratchet 9:14 pm Uh. A good defrag? Whirl 9:15 pm *snickers* Specs 9:15 pm *quitely* An icicle to the head? Whirl 9:15 pm Defrag, huh? Someone's got to un-fuck Rita Repulsa. Tarantulas 9:15 pm *snickers a bit, spiderman ref* *keeps tapping away at datapad anyhow* Specs 9:15 pm *and the dragon laughs so hard that she coughs up a leg from her snack. oops* Whirl 9:15 pm ... *looks down at the leg* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Curls the feeler that isn't around Prowl's shoulders to try to spy on the datapad.* *Like y'do.* Whirl 9:16 pm You lost something there, dragon. Specs 9:16 pm ... *grabs it. cronch* Sorry. Swoop 9:16 pm *is actually surprisingly chill with everything going on right now - he is up, he has bird, the movie doesn't require him to think* Whirl 9:16 pm *starts to shrug, but realizes both of his shoulders are occupied* Swoop 9:16 pm *is having a B+ dinobot night* FakeProwl 9:17 pm *... tries to reach across soundwave to tarantulas.* Magnum Ace 9:18 pm -is it safe to look up yet?- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm *Probably not.* Swoop 9:18 pm Kehehh her punch mouth Magnum Ace 9:18 pm -hears screaming, keeps face buried in knees- Tarantulas 9:19 pm *whaaat why are people looking and reaching, tarantulas holds the datapad to his chest loosely and looks up ???* Bevel 9:19 pm *feels like Trini sometimes when she's at home, but with less dad and siblings* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm *Zori has definitely got his optic off. And his audials.* *Because Soundwave is curious is why. What other reason?* Swoop 9:19 pm Shower? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:20 pm [[...They have been surgically altered?]] Specs 9:20 pm What is with human docents? *would pat Zori, but Whirl has too much shoulder to do so* FakeProwl 9:20 pm *can only really reach tarantulas's thigh from here. ... puts hand on tarantulas's thigh?* Whirl 9:21 pm oh, hey. Didn't know you were in this movie, Zori. Specs 9:21 pm *gasp* Tiny Zori! Tiny Zori! *wiggles* Zori, look! A Tiny Zori! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm #what? *He's not seeing* Whirl 9:21 pm ...well, you're gone now but. There was a scorpion. Swoop 9:21 pm KEH Magnum Ace 9:21 pm ..... Swoop 9:21 pm Him bad at training Magnum Ace 9:21 pm -peeks up to the screen- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm *Soundwave notices the hand on the thigh. Decides to help. Uses the feeler that was spying on the datapad to scoop Tarantulas' legs up, spin him, and drape the legs across his own lap. There you go Prowl.* Tarantulas 9:22 pm *was NOt expecting that, he might be a little fluffed* FakeProwl 9:22 pm *oh. good. contently puts his hands on one of Tarantulas's ankles.* Swoop 9:23 pm *busts up, that's his type of joke, food and fighting* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm *Gently pats a knee and lets go again. Tarantulas is free to move back to as he was if he wishes.* Tarantulas 9:23 pm *wiggles his toes and settles into his new spot, then* Magnum Ace 9:23 pm -okay, better now- Tarantulas 9:24 pm *he's not terribly upset, just - surprised. he's back at his datapad* Swoop 9:24 pm Them look for energon crystal? Oh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm [[He approves.]] Swoop 9:24 pm Him on ceiling too : > Twincast 9:24 pm ((delicious product placement)) Swoop 9:25 pm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FakeProwl 9:25 pm ... There should be a movie about the blue one. Doing his thing. Bevel 9:25 pm Dinobots. Swoop 9:25 pm *SQUEAKS* Whirl 9:25 pm Swoop. You're in the film too. Specs 9:25 pm I would watch that movie. Swoop 9:26 pm *is like one step below thrashing with excitement* dinOBOTS Magnum Ace 9:26 pm They're huge... Magnum Ace 9:27 pm .... Specs 9:27 pm ... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[Tell him the blue one becomes the leader. The others are irresp--hmm.]] Swoop 9:27 pm *it's a good thing swoop was preemptively restrained because he's all squeaks and chirps and squeals and a few shieks* Us DINOBOTS there Whirl 9:28 pm *downs his drink and leans back, carefully, and streetches* FakeProwl 9:28 pm He did it because he was focusing on the others, not himself. Swoop 9:28 pm -dinobots- _dinoboootttsss_ Bevel 9:29 pm Yeah. Swoop 9:29 pm /dInObOtS/ Swoop 9:29 pm Me Swoop want more DINOBOT MOVIE ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm [[Why is it THIS one's team?]] FakeProwl 9:30 pm It went away because he was touched without his consent. He was dragged back into hyperawareness of his own body. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm *Soundwave looks to Prowl, makes a note of the theory, and back to the screen.* Magnum Ace 9:30 pm .....? Oh....dear... FakeProwl 9:31 pm ... Maybe the red one isn't the "leader." Swoop 9:31 pm Her claws sharp KEHEHHEHHE Specs 9:31 pm This is going to end poorly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm //She got good taste.// Specs 9:31 pm *snickers* FakeProwl 9:31 pm ((an average day in retail)) Whirl 9:31 pm ((PFFT)) Fan of gold, yourself? *looks to Rumble* Swoop 9:32 pm *wiggles his fingers and toes* Gold ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm //You betcha. Like the Boss 'n silver. 'S neat stuff. Real easy stretchin' it out if times is tough, too.// FakeProwl 9:32 pm Maybe the red one is the most arrogant, self-important one. Bevel 9:32 pm Gold is really soft though. FakeProwl 9:33 pm So of course the red one thinks he's the leader—and will tell the next red one that HE'S the leader. Magnum Ace 9:33 pm -staring in mild horror- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm *Has known a few reds in his time.* Whirl 9:33 pm *glances to Soundwave, and then back to Rumble; he didn't know Soundwave had a penchant for silver. Now he does* Okay, just to be clear here... to eat, right? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm //Well, yeah. I dunno how to make no giant monsters.// Magnum Ace 9:34 pm -he's a red one. and a leader- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *Soundwave vents softly. Rumble, why do you have to blab like that sometimes. People are going to question how he eats it.* Whirl 9:34 pm I forget what metals are and aren't, y'know. Tasty. *waves a dismissive claw* *oh, Whirl knows, Soundwave. HE KNOWS. HE SAW* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm [[Yes. Tell your secrets.]] Specs 9:35 pm *looks over at Soundwave and grins* Bevel 9:35 pm A giant monster made of gold would be really easy to beat. *she's going to be stuck on this for a bit* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm //Kinda a personal tastin' thing. Don't everybody like the same's me.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm [[For our kind. Cybertronians could consume it. Humans cannot.]] Pause. [[Save for the airplane eaters.]] Bevel 9:37 pm Airplane eaters? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm [[Ask Smokescreen.]] Magnum Ace 9:37 pm Those are few humans And it takes training Specs 9:38 pm ((*eyes* just got a link trade request from some dude in fukushima)) ((guess who's getting a Ja'am)) Whirl 9:38 pm ((omfg)) Swoop 9:38 pm Her float KAH Whirl 9:38 pm ((speaking of games, you might get a kick out of this, specs: apparently I had an Alarak moment while playing D2 with tubes)) Specs 9:39 pm ((AAAAAAAY)) Magnum Ace 9:39 pm ....... Specs 9:39 pm ((lov that allie allie alarak)) Whirl 9:39 pm ((i commented on how all of our enemies were in a "big hurry to die" and she started laughin at me)) ((HE IS GRATE)) Specs 9:39 pm ((he is! good and red and spiky)) Whirl 9:40 pm *Whirl can relate* ...*on being the meanest person* Swoop 9:41 pm ((wow bitch)) *blows raspberries* No more PICTURE talk. Them go DINOBOTS!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm *Taps fingers. Thinking.* Magnum Ace 9:43 pm ....... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *The awful things speech sounds good, but it probably only applies when you do... what. One? Two?* Magnum Ace 9:43 pm -chin on knees now- He's both bad and good at speeches Swoop 9:44 pm Them get Dinobots. Dinobots kill. Windchill 9:44 pm *Is here.* FakeProwl 9:44 pm ... Does it occur to them to, I don't know... call the police? Call the military? Show them pictures of the space ship until someone believes them? Specs 9:44 pm *is fuzzy and an epaulette* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[They are impulsive and immature. Likely not.]] FakeProwl 9:44 pm Oh—oh good, they got chains and a baseball bat. STEAL A GUN. Swoop 9:45 pm DiNoBoTs Windchill 9:45 pm *Finds a seat.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm //...I never heard of nobody tyin' up fish.// Specs 9:45 pm That's not a thing, I don't think. Whirl 9:46 pm Gotta keep those troublemakers in line. Windchill 9:46 pm ...This looks fantastically dumb. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[You are free to leave if it disappoints you.]] Windchill 9:46 pm I didn't say disappointing. Magnum Ace 9:47 pm ..... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm ((i'm cackling)) ((about the source of life itself)) Bevel 9:48 pm Oh no. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm *Tiny edge forward.* FakeProwl 9:48 pm *edges with* *tightens grip on Tarantulas's ankle* Windchill 9:48 pm I doubt it. Ratchet 9:48 pm [[ damn kids don't know cpr ]] Swoop 9:48 pm dead Bevel 9:48 pm 😔 Tarantulas 9:49 pm *looks up - ah, something dramatic, he sees* Magnum Ace 9:49 pm ...dead? But... Windchill 9:49 pm ... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm *A new version of one of his favorites?* FakeProwl 9:49 pm ... They can revive him. The ship has the power to revive one of them if they all... get their powers activated. Bevel 9:49 pm ((gdit stand by me hurts me and i'm so mad they used this song Whirl 9:49 pm Assuming Face-in-the-Wall lets it happen. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm *He likes how they've chosen to use it.* Bevel 9:50 pm I hope so. Windchill 9:50 pm Creepy. Swoop 9:50 pm Them get dinobots from cave go kill her all better : > Bevel 9:51 pm Not if Billy is still dead. Swoop 9:51 pm Mostly better : > Windchill 9:52 pm Billy's the temporarily dead one? Bevel 9:52 pm Maybe. Magnum Ace 9:52 pm ....what? FakeProwl 9:52 pm ... He'd better NOT step through. Windchill 9:52 pm Stop all the downloadin'! Bevel 9:53 pm *whoops* Magnum Ace 9:53 pm He's alive Windchill 9:53 pm *Knew it.* Magnum Ace 9:53 pm He's...oh good Specs 9:53 pm Oh, good, the movie is saved. Windchill 9:54 pm Which one is Pink Ranger? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm *Settles back. Good.* Swoop 9:54 pm NOW dinobots!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm [[The one with the strings.]] Specs 9:54 pm They're all kind of pink, really. Windchill 9:54 pm The strings. FakeProwl 9:54 pm *settles with. Pats Tarantulas's knee.* Windchill 9:54 pm Okay. Boob strings. FakeProwl 9:54 pm ((product placement is BULLSHIT. i want donuts.)) Tarantulas 9:54 pm *looks up, amused - questioning look?* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm ((saaaaame)) Specs 9:54 pm ((...not trading with person from fukushima because they keep offering rattatas for my Ja'ams)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm ((boo!)) Magnum Ace 9:55 pm ((ew no Swoop 9:55 pm that really really thin armor Bevel 9:55 pm ((i had krispy kremes yesterday at work, delicious Whirl 9:55 pm ((such a paltry offering for the greatest pet)) Magnum Ace 9:55 pm ((that's unfair Windchill 9:55 pm It is thin armour. *Nods.* Specs 9:55 pm ((lmao Ja'am is a Nihilego too. they all are)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm [[...This reminds him of the Tyran being. The one who imitated a human and sought out the Witwicky fleshling.]] Bevel 9:56 pm Superhero walk! Magnum Ace 9:56 pm It worked this time Specs 9:56 pm *the dragon sighs* I want armor. Whirl 9:56 pm Why not get some? Specs 9:56 pm Fur. Fur is why. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm ((okay this is so weird to me though because. i keep thinking of the lady in the weird strappy green armor and gold stick from the first movie)) ((who was not evil)) Swoop 9:57 pm ((okay but like WHERE is she supposed to be... where is there THAT MUCH gold that close to the surface in the US?)) Windchill 9:57 pm ....Rock people? FakeProwl 9:57 pm ((... its name should've been Goldau.)) Windchill 9:57 pm Golems? Specs 9:57 pm ((alaska)) Bevel 9:57 pm You just need a layer of something between your fur and the armor. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((LOL)) FakeProwl 9:57 pm ((so that it could just be gold-gold.)) Windchill 9:57 pm Atronachs? Swoop 9:57 pm OH!!!! This Power Rangers Whirl 9:57 pm ((omg dulcea)) Swoop 9:57 pm *literally just now figured out what they are watching* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((YEAH HER)) Specs 9:58 pm *stares at the energy blade* I want that too. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm {{Swoop knows this?}} Whirl 9:58 pm ((*hand over heart* my gay ass will never recover from dulcea)) Swoop 9:58 pm Me Swoop like Kimberly. Her pterosaur toooo! Magnum Ace 9:58 pm What...is...that?! Swoop 9:58 pm Her pink one Windchill 9:58 pm *Chin hands* Whirl 9:58 pm Fast food, apparently. *glances to Rumble* Twincast 9:58 pm There's your dinobot, swoop Swoop 9:58 pm See her helm? Crest ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm //HA!// Bevel 9:59 pm Gold monster is still not a good idea. Too soft. Windchill 9:59 pm Wow. Butts. Twincast 9:59 pm *didn't do much, bu there it was* Windchill 9:59 pm Armoured butts. Swoop 9:59 pm ((tose are some VERY defined butts)) LOOK! Look, see? Her flying! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm {{...It Swoop!}} Windchill 9:59 pm You're right, Swoop. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm {{Pink Swoop.}} Windchill 9:59 pm I always new Pink Ranger was the best. Swoop 10:00 pm YAH her best ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm //Gross. He's all... dribbly.// Windchill 10:00 pm *Nods.* Whirl 10:00 pm Pink might look good on you, Swoop. Yeah, he's half-baked. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm //Pffff.// Swoop 10:00 pm Kehehh then you never see energon ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm [[It works for Arcee.]] Windchill 10:00 pm Pink's the best colour, Swoop. Bevel 10:01 pm Is that why Arcee is blue? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[That is precisely why.]] Magnum Ace 10:01 pm She's insane Bevel 10:01 pm *grins* Twincast 10:01 pm ((RIP BEE)) ((hbjklmjkhj Swoop 10:01 pm ((OMFG)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[.........................]] Whirl 10:01 pm *LAUGHS* Magnum Ace 10:01 pm ((HAH Specs 10:01 pm *cackles* Bevel 10:01 pm *laughs* Twincast 10:01 pm *PFT* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm *Rumble falls off the couch.* Twincast 10:01 pm *that's awful* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm //I'M SHOWIN' HIM THAT 'N AIN'T NOBODY STOPPIN' ME.// Twincast 10:01 pm *and yet--* FakeProwl 10:01 pm ((i was looking down, what happened?)) Whirl 10:02 pm I think it's required that you do. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm ((the red zord stepped on a bee camaro and flicked it away)) FakeProwl 10:02 pm ((pfff)) Windchill 10:02 pm Oh, she can read? I'm shocked. Swoop 10:02 pm ((oh my GOD)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm *Ravage lifts his head over the bar. He saw a glimpse of a feline.* Magnum Ace 10:02 pm ((HAH! Bevel 10:02 pm One of those dinobots is a cat. Swoop 10:02 pm *wing wiggles* Her Kimberly cool. Her best power ranger. Bevel 10:03 pm *is pretty sure that's not a dinosaur* Twincast 10:03 pm *honorary dinosaur?* Windchill 10:03 pm My question is: do the townspeople get to keep the gold after the monster is defeated? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm *All the other zords aspire to reach its levels of superiority.* Bevel 10:04 pm *but she doesn't know dinosaurs any better than Ratchet and Wheeljack when they made Swoop a pterosaur* Windchill 10:04 pm Why does he have FAKE LIPS? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm [[That was not the water.]] Bevel 10:04 pm Same reason some bots have them? Swoop 10:04 pm KEHEHEHHEHHHEHHHEHH ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm {{You Swoop do that?}} Swoop 10:04 pm YUP Specs 10:04 pm *looks at swoop* *looks back at the screen* *BAD* Whirl 10:04 pm Yeah. Why do YOU have 'em, Chill? *suspicious owling peering* Swoop 10:05 pm KEHEHHHEHEHHEHHEHHHEHHEHEHHHEHH Whirl 10:05 pm Wait, don't answer. Because it's gonna be gross, I know it. Windchill 10:05 pm ...Fake lips? Swoop 10:05 pm NICE Windchill 10:05 pm My lips are REAL. Come here, I'll prove it to you. Whirl 10:05 pm A likely story. Magnum Ace 10:05 pm ...okay, that was fun. Whirl 10:05 pm Nope, you're still banned from kissing me. Specs 10:05 pm Prove it when I'm not on his shoulder. Bevel 10:05 pm The armor is part of them. Lips are real. Swoop 10:05 pm Her Kimberly save the day : > Windchill 10:06 pm *Sighs. One day. He'll just have to redeem himself.* Twincast 10:06 pm ((I keep thinking Billy is red ranger bc of the character RR plays in Stranger Things) Windchill 10:06 pm The lips weren't moving when he spoke. They're fake. Twincast 10:06 pm ((gdi)) Magnum Ace 10:06 pm Oh no Bevel 10:06 pm I can speak without moving my mouth. Tarantulas 10:07 pm *caught a full glimpse of goldar just now, mildly approves, even if the gold is dumb* Whirl 10:07 pm Same. ...okay, I don't have a mouth, but you know. Semantics. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Does it gotta gurgle?// Windchill 10:07 pm Maybe, but I'm pretty sure that was a silly mask. Bevel 10:07 pm *giggles at Whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Like. It can be dribbly, but does it gotta gurgle.// Specs 10:07 pm It's dripping. Of course it's going to gurgle. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Gross.// Bevel 10:07 pm It keeps melting and stuff. Whirl 10:07 pm Put you off gold for a while, eh? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Like... thirty minutes.// Magnum Ace 10:08 pm !!!! Swoop 10:08 pm :V Windchill 10:08 pm Now it looks just like you, Swoop. Swoop 10:08 pm !!!! Windchill 10:08 pm Well...Maybe a little less now. Swoop 10:08 pm WIngs broke No. Still look like Swoop. Everyone -- EVERYONE go for break wings. Windchill 10:09 pm That's rude of them. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm //Get tougher wings.// Specs 10:09 pm Wings are pretty snappable. Whirl 10:09 pm Or, trade wings in for the SUPERIOR alternative. Which is rotors, of course. Swoop 10:09 pm *blows raspberries at Whirl* Windchill 10:09 pm Pfft. Specs 10:09 pm There are no organics with rotors, Whirl. Tarantulas 10:09 pm Are they going to combine? Windchill 10:09 pm I like MY wings fine, thanks. Whirl 10:09 pm *imitates the raspberry sound right back, nearly-perfectly* FakeProwl 10:10 pm *... that's a terrible-sounding possibility* Magnum Ace 10:10 pm !!! Whirl 10:10 pm A damn shame, little dragon. Bevel 10:10 pm Combiner! Swoop 10:10 pm :V Tarantulas 10:10 pm I /knew/ it. Swoop 10:10 pm Big Magnum Ace 10:10 pm That's what a combiner is? Windchill 10:10 pm *Could blow a raspberry, but that involves more gross mouths so he'll refrain for Whirl's sake. Ur lucky, punk.* FakeProwl 10:10 pm ... *slouches back.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm *Curls the feeler tighter.* Specs 10:10 pm A combiner is when you stack three eradicons on top of each other. So I've heard. Windchill 10:11 pm Look at all of those obvious weak points. Swoop 10:11 pm KAHAH! Windchill 10:11 pm *Snorts.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm //Haha!// Whirl 10:11 pm *srnks* Swoop 10:11 pm Them bad at wakl Twincast 10:11 pm Good job, mech Swoop 10:11 pm *walk Windchill 10:12 pm Pacific Rim was better. Twincast 10:12 pm ((s like a big game of qwop)) FakeProwl 10:12 pm *drops gaze to Tarantulas's leg. rubs thumb on one of the spikes.* Bevel 10:12 pm See. Gold is terrible armor. Specs 10:12 pm *blinks at windchill* I've never seen pacific rim. Whirl 10:12 pm A kick is better than a punch any day. Tarantulas 10:12 pm *wiggles his toes again in prowl's lap* Windchill 10:12 pm *GASPS.* Oh, my god. You gotta. Whirl 10:13 pm HAAA. Windchill 10:13 pm Nice suplex. Swoop 10:13 pm *would fist pump over his head if he wasn't still kind of ... hung up at th emoment* Specs 10:13 pm ((I actually haven't, I think I was in surgery when the rest of my family saw it? Still super disappointed.)) Magnum Ace 10:13 pm That worked nicely Swoop 10:13 pm Oh wings is swords that cool Specs 10:13 pm Stab it dead. Magnum Ace 10:13 pm ..... Windchill 10:13 pm (( We gotta sometimes it's so much fun. )) Swoop 10:13 pm Step her Specs 10:13 pm EAT HER. Stop listening to her and eat her. Whirl 10:14 pm *snrk* Specs 10:14 pm *snrk* Swoop 10:14 pm AKAKKAHAHHAH SMACK Magnum Ace 10:14 pm ..... Windchill 10:15 pm *ALMOST SPITS.* Whirl 10:15 pm Hell of a slap. Magnum Ace 10:15 pm ....you're also no scaring those in your city ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[...Eugh. What a fate.]] Magnum Ace 10:15 pm *now Swoop 10:15 pm Them go catch her Windchill 10:15 pm I feel like Black Ranger hasn't done anything. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm ((LOOK WHO IT IS)) Windchill 10:16 pm That's...obscene. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm *Attempted distraction time.*

@Prowl: [[A dance move called The Algebra. Perhaps you should learn it.]] FakeProwl 10:18 pm *glances up.* Didn't see it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[He will replay it for you if you wish.]] *Tap tap visor screen.* Swoop 10:18 pm Her Kimberly cool. Her do lots lots of fighting : > Magnum Ace 10:18 pm That was...interesting? Windchill 10:18 pm I liked the bright colours. Swoop 10:18 pm Her Kimberly is Me Swoop faaaaavorite ranger : > Ratchet 10:18 pm [[ i'm so glad i stayed up to watch this the dancing megazord was worth every second of sleep i did not get ]] Windchill 10:18 pm And Pink Ranger. Magnum Ace 10:18 pm -minus the bits that made him hide his face- Ratchet 10:19 pm [[ and now i away, good night folks ]] FakeProwl 10:19 pm Was it when they were... *gestures vaguely upward.* Magnum Ace 10:19 pm ((g'night! FakeProwl 10:19 pm ((gnight~ sleep well)) Whirl 10:19 pm ((GNIGHT o/ )) Twincast 10:19 pm ((sleep well!)) Bevel 10:19 pm ((Night! Tarantulas 10:19 pm (( night <3 Swoop 10:19 pm You Bird like? You like Pink Ranger? Specs 10:19 pm That was fun! *the dragon gapes a grin, oblivious to the legs hanging out of her mouth* ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm ((fun fact: the snippet of i've got the power thingie song was in the original)) ((night you!)) Windchill 10:19 pm (( G'night! )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm @Prowl: [[He can overlay it with something else if that is more comfortable.]] FakeProwl 10:20 pm ... Mm. *looks down.* I'm not much of a dancer, anyway. Swoop 10:20 pm ((omg)) ((tommy)) Windchill 10:20 pm Frickin. Magnum Ace 10:21 pm ((TOMMY Swoop 10:21 pm ((I forgot how many days and hours and years of my life were spent with power rangers until this exact moment)) Whirl 10:21 pm All right, you hitchhikers. *shrugs his shoulders very slightly* I gotta split. Windchill 10:21 pm Bye, sucker. I will remember you fondly. Whirl 10:21 pm *bobs his head to Windchill* You too, loser. Magnum Ace 10:21 pm ((billy, why Whirl 10:21 pm Please do. Carry on in my memory. *drapes a claw over his spark* Specs 10:21 pm *hops down* I should probably go too. *cronch cronch* Goodnight, everyone! Whirl 10:21 pm Drink a lot on my behalf. Windchill 10:21 pm *Hand over spark, as well.* Magnum Ace 10:22 pm Good night Windchill 10:22 pm *He's not drinking, but okay.* Bevel 10:22 pm *waves to Whirl and dragon* Swoop 10:22 pm *rocks in place, he lives here now apparently, that's fine, he's just going to babble on and on about cool things the Pink Ranger has done in this and other things* FakeProwl 10:22 pm *he's about carved a groove through his thumb on one of Tarantulas's shin spikes.* Whirl 10:23 pm ((sorry to bounce so soon but i gotta finish up writing my study guide for my quiz tomorrow, NIGHT Y'ALL)) Windchill 10:23 pm (( GOOD LUCK. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm @Prowl: [[He enjoyed dancing with you. But if you insist.]] He'd hoped seeing them do something other than destroying property would be helpful. Evidently not. [[Perhaps he will do a different one for you later, himself. If you would like that.]] Swoop 10:23 pm ((night night)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm ((night!)) Specs 10:23 pm ((gl cy!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm {{Yeah, Bird liking pink ranger. Her fly good.}} {{For human. Neheheh.}} Swoop 10:24 pm Her best ranger fOR SURE Keheh Her maybe not Swoop and BIRD good but her good GOOD flyer : > Windchill 10:25 pm She was also pink. Swoop 10:25 pm Yah pink Windchill 10:25 pm *Likes pink ,you can tell because he's wearing pink.* FakeProwl 10:25 pm ... I'd like that. Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm *Helm dip. If it will help, he will do so when the others have gone.* {{Her fly better than Starscream~}} {{ROCK fly better.}} Bevel 10:26 pm Not true. *grumble grumble* Swoop 10:26 pm Him Starscream good at FAST Tarantulas 10:26 pm *wiggles his leg momentarily to get prowl's attention* Switch fingers, hm? Swoop 10:26 pm Nothing else kehehhehh Windchill 10:26 pm *Isn't going to comment.* Swoop 10:26 pm Good for run away! Bevel 10:27 pm 😐 FakeProwl 10:27 pm Why? Swoop 10:27 pm : > Bevel 10:27 pm Not true! He helped kill Megatron and win the war! Swoop 10:27 pm Where? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[Here.]] Bevel 10:27 pm In my universe. Yeah! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm [[Shockwave as well. If you must know.]] Swoop 10:28 pm 😛 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm [[Though NOBODY won the war.]] *Looking at Bevel.* Magnum Ace 10:28 pm Can I get a bridge home? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[You may. Did you enjoy tonight's fare?]] Bevel 10:29 pm END it then. He helped. He did not run away. 😐 Magnum Ace 10:29 pm I did, thank you. -the bits he didn't have his face buried in his knees for- ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[...He would not recommend next week's. Frenzy has chosen it.]] Pause. [[You have not known him long enough to know what that means. Trust him anyway.]] Tarantulas 10:29 pm *gestures at prowl's grooved finger* Give that one a chance to reform, will you? Windchill 10:30 pm I thought Starscream was dead. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm [[If you wish to come anyway... bring something comfortable.]] Swoop 10:30 pm Me Swoop fighting Starscream trine all the time -- before Aerialbots! All the time. Them not so tough. 😛 😛 😛 Magnum Ace 10:30 pm ...oh. Thanks for the warning. Windchill 10:30 pm *He hoped Starscream was dead.* Swoop 10:30 pm *is still stuck hanging from the ceiling and happy with that face* FakeProwl 10:30 pm ... I put effort into carving it. Tarantulas 10:31 pm *squints, but nods, alright then* Bevel 10:31 pm He is not dead! Starscream lives in Kaon with, um, Soundwave's butt. *look she barely knew ratbat* FakeProwl 10:31 pm *... baffled look at Bevel* Windchill 10:31 pm ...With Soundwave's BUTT? Swoop 10:31 pm KEHHEHH FakeProwl 10:31 pm *baffled look at Soundwave* Windchill 10:31 pm *CACKLES.* Swoop 10:32 pm Where Soundwave BUTT go? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm *Soundwave slowly puts his visor in his hand.* FakeProwl 10:32 pm ... I thought I had dibs on that. Windchill 10:32 pm *Hysterical giggling.* Magnum Ace 10:32 pm -hasn't left and wow he wished he had- Tarantulas 10:32 pm *SNORTS* Bevel 10:32 pm *laughs* One of his minicons. FakeProwl 10:32 pm *quietly goes back to carving his thumb.* Windchill 10:32 pm Oh? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[With R--]] HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO FWOOSH THE LIGHTS OR FREEZE. AND ENDS UP JUST... BLINKING HIS BIOLIGHTS TWICE. Windchill 10:32 pm *Which one of you is the butt?* Magnum Ace 10:32 pm ............ Twincast 10:33 pm *the quietest chuckling from the back* Bevel 10:33 pm He went away to live with Starscream. Nobody liked him. FakeProwl 10:33 pm *the picture of composure.* Magnum Ace 10:33 pm What? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm [[With Ratbat. She is talking about Ratbat.]] Bevel 10:33 pm Yeah! Windchill 10:33 pm Nobody likes Starcream either, so that's fair. Swoop 10:33 pm Ratbutt Tarantulas 10:33 pm *gently pats soundwave on the shoulder, heh* Windchill 10:33 pm Ratbutt. Bevel 10:33 pm *sticks her tongue out at Windchill* I like Starscream. Windchill 10:33 pm *Sticks his tongue out back.* I don't. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm *Is patted. It doesn't help.* Bevel 10:34 pm It is ok to be wrong, Windchill. Windchill 10:34 pm I consider myself lucky that I never had to work with him. FakeProwl 10:34 pm *murmurs* Sorry. Too far? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm //Pffheheh.// FakeProwl 10:34 pm *only a little bit sorry.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm @P: [[Not too far. Truthful. Merely - surprising.]] Magnum Ace 10:34 pm -Confused all over again. Dibs on...?- ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm [[Oh. Yes. Your bridge. He apologizes.]] *Picks his face up out of his hand and looks outside. Bwoosh. Bridge.* Swoop 10:35 pm *little wing flaps so he can get rocking again* Bevel 10:35 pm *feels a little better having defended Starscream finally after so many movie nights just letting comments go by without saying anything* Windchill 10:36 pm *Tries really hard to not be distracted by the motion of Swoop swinging in his peripheral.* *Fails, and stares.* Magnum Ace 10:36 pm -waves, and leaves before anything else like that can be said- Swoop 10:37 pm *is totally used to confused and "i'm going to kill you" stares so remains uneffected* Windchill 10:37 pm *Has reasons to dislike Starscream, thanks.* Tarantulas 10:37 pm *tarantulas is so proud of himself for hanging swoop up there so successfully. this has been gr8* Windchill 10:37 pm You Swoop having fun? Swoop 10:37 pm YAH Him Spiderbot do Magnum Ace 10:37 pm ((g'night, and thanks for mildly traumatizing Ace Windchill 10:37 pm Of course he did. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm ((night, and you're welcome!)) Windchill 10:38 pm *Fights really, really hard to quell a snide thought.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm *It's the most peace they've had with Swoop present in months.* *Soundwave might hire him to do that more often.* *No stapled cushions, no burned anything, no bitten guests...* Twincast 10:39 pm *a miracle* Tarantulas 10:39 pm *don't jinx it sw* Windchill 10:39 pm *A miracle of science.* Swoop 10:39 pm *will absolutely continue to up the anty but, for tonight, the anty is appropriate amounts of up* FakeProwl 10:39 pm *is still peeved that it means reinforcing to swoop that he can get what he wants by being obnoxious enough.* Swoop 10:40 pm *buddy that ship sailed like 30 years ago* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:40 pm *When what he wants is to do something more destructive than go Up, Soundwave will give him the Boot.* Swoop 10:41 pm *is still fine with being here, will attempt to burn his way to freedom eventually though* *gotta watch out sw* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm *See? Bridge soon.* Swoop 10:41 pm Soundwave Windchill 10:41 pm *Problem: not solved.* Swoop 10:41 pm You show other Power Ranger thing. Old one! With Her Kimberly : > Me Swoop watch -- DINOBOTS watch. When it was TV : > ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm ((OH YEAH i was gonna play music)) Swoop 10:42 pm Me Swoop like Power Rangers. Windchill 10:42 pm Swoop has good taste. *Nods.* Swoop 10:42 pm Yup Tarantulas 10:42 pm (( u were gonna play music but then ur butt got claimed, that's what Windchill 10:43 pm What other shows does Swoop like? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm ((it's all prowl's fault)) Swoop 10:44 pm *starts picking at some webbing with the fingers on his wings* UMMM Windchill 10:44 pm (( I blame Bevel. )) Swoop 10:44 pm Rugrats Windchill 10:44 pm *Nods. Good choice.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm ((UR RIGHT she started it)) [[There will be some of that in... two weeks, he believes.]] Windchill 10:45 pm What about...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? That's good stuff. Swoop 10:45 pm YAH that good one Duck Tales Windchill 10:46 pm YEAH. I like Sailor Moon, too. It's sparkly. Swoop 10:46 pm uhhmmmm Me Swoop dont remember Oh, this Thundercats Windchill 10:47 pm Hooooo? That's me! Swoop 10:47 pm Him Slag like He-Man Windchill 10:47 pm He-Man is the best. Swoop 10:47 pm Me Swoop ... not sure if Sailor Moon. It girl thing. Tarantulas 10:47 pm (( TOO META Windchill 10:48 pm So? Swoop 10:48 pm ((DONT DO THIS TO SWOOP)) Soooo Windchill 10:48 pm (( I see NOTHING. )) Swoop 10:48 pm Him Slag and Him Grimlock dont like girl thing Bevel 10:48 pm *sees everything and is amused* Swoop 10:48 pm And them PUNCH Windchill 10:48 pm Him Slag and Him Grimlock LAME. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:48 pm ((..was that peter cullen's voice)) FakeProwl 10:48 pm ((it's just a 30 second music video celebrating Earth's new heroes, mixed in with a bunch of totally fake cartoons.)) Bevel 10:48 pm ((it sounded like it Swoop 10:49 pm Keheheh them hear you say that, them PUNCH Windchill 10:49 pm They can punch me all they want. Might be fun. FakeProwl 10:49 pm *okay, he's long gotten deep enough in his thumb that he's just dragging the spike through static. switches thumbs.* Bevel 10:49 pm ((it sounded enough like him I was about to have Bevel glare at the screen Swoop 10:49 pm keheh Them punch hard Windchill 10:50 pm I'm pretty tough. And...girly, I guess. *Shrugs.* FakeProwl 10:51 pm *oh hey, a show about absurdly heroic police officers* Swoop 10:51 pm *shrugs* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm *...Makes a note to inspect that later.* Swoop 10:51 pm *flaps his wings to get rocking FASTER and starts to try to scratch some of the web* *perks up* KEHHEHH ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[He does not think a bird should survive diving into solid gold.]] Swoop 10:52 pm Duck Tails! Bevel 10:52 pm That looks fun. Swoop 10:52 pm Woo ooo! Windchill 10:52 pm Now this song will be stuck in my head. FOREVER... Swoop 10:53 pm ((literally all of these are going to play in my brain at the same time when I lay down to sleep...)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm ((good. now y'all can live my life.)) Windchill 10:53 pm (( Lord have mercy upon your soul. )) Tarantulas 10:53 pm *has tuned out again* Swoop 10:53 pm *squeals* 😀 Animaniacs AWESOME Funny funny Windchill 10:55 pm *He's more familiar with the Disney stuff.* Swoop 10:55 pm Pinky smarter than Him Sludge kehhehheh FakeProwl 10:55 pm *at this point Prowl isn't even self-soothing anymore, he's just gotten into a groove of carving his thumb.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm *Soundwave holds a hand out. Can he have that thumb?* Windchill 10:56 pm Special Young People. FakeProwl 10:56 pm *... gives Soundwave his other hand. It's already healed.* Swoop 10:56 pm ....... Captain Planet kiiiind of like Power Rangers *LITERALLY ONLY JUST NOTICING THE COMMON SET UPS* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm *Nods his helm toward the one being carved. Come on, now.* Windchill 10:57 pm Kind of... FakeProwl 10:57 pm I'm using that one. Swoop 10:57 pm *SQUEAKS* GHOSTBUSTERS Windchill 10:57 pm *Bustin' makes me FEEL GOOD.* Swoop 10:57 pm Soundwave Soundwave Us watch Ghostbusters! Tarantulas 10:57 pm *brain-nudges sw, just let prowl have this* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm [[No Ghostbusters tonight, Swoop.]] Swoop 10:58 pm : > FakeProwl 10:58 pm *What's Soundwave need that hand for when Prowl's already offered a perfectly good one* Swoop 10:58 pm Tomorrow Windchill 10:58 pm Why not watch it at your house, Swoop? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm @Tarantulas: [[It is harm-- it would harm him. If it were not an avatar.]] Swoop 10:58 pm Me Swoop not live in HOUSE Windchill 10:59 pm In...Cave? Swoop 10:59 pm Yup : > Windchill 10:59 pm Me too, kinda. But I call it a house. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm *He'll hold the one he was given, though.* Swoop 10:59 pm Why? Windchill 10:59 pm It makes me feel better about living in a cave if I call it a house. Swoop 11:00 pm Why? FakeProwl 11:00 pm *All right. He's reached a stopping point.* Do you still need this one? Windchill 11:00 pm I'm scared of caves. Tarantulas 11:00 pm *looks at sw for a moment... then pulls his legs off sw's lap. there. no access, then* Swoop 11:00 pm ??? FakeProwl 11:00 pm *:(* Windchill 11:00 pm I don't like being underground. Swoop 11:01 pm Why? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:01 pm [[He would like it.]] Damn it, Tarantulas. That's not what he wanted. It could've been possible to have both. Windchill 11:01 pm Dunno. It's a phobia. Swoop 11:01 pm *is swinging with a : > face* Phobia means scared Windchill 11:01 pm *Is sharing because he doesn't expect anyone is gonna use it against him.* It means extreme and irrational fear, yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Maybe. Maybe not. It's getting recorded either way.* Swoop 11:02 pm *only knows the one jumping up and down trick for being manipulative anyhoo* extREME Bevel 11:03 pm I am gonna go now. Night, everyone! Windchill 11:03 pm *He might have a phobia, but he still knows, logically, that he can survive exposure to it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm [[Goodnight, Bevel.]] Swoop 11:03 pm ((night)) Windchill 11:03 pm Bye, Butt. You're Extreme, Swoop. Extremely Extreme. Swoop 11:03 pm You uhhhhhhhhhh clawwwww... strophobic Windchill 11:03 pm Extrememememe. Swoop 11:03 pm mememem keheh Windchill 11:04 pm Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:04 pm ((lots of accidental hasbro in here)) Windchill 11:04 pm Claustrophobic. Kinda. Good on you for knowing that word. Swoop 11:04 pm Lot of flyers got that Not swoop Me Swoop live in volcano cave Windchill 11:05 pm Guess a lot of flyers are big BABIES. Swoop 11:05 pm YUP keheh Windchill 11:06 pm *Points* Horses. FakeProwl 11:06 pm ((o shit i got the remote)) ((this is too much power)) Swoop 11:06 pm Me Swoop don't know this show Windchill 11:06 pm Me neither. But it has shiny horses? I'm in. Swoop 11:06 pm You like horse? Windchill 11:06 pm Yeah! ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm ((power is fleeting)) Swoop 11:07 pm ?????????????????? wat Windchill 11:07 pm ... Could they come up with a dumber name? Swoop 11:08 pm pizza cat pretty dumb name kehehhehh Dinosaurs cooler Windchill 11:08 pm *Gives Swoop a Look, but doesn't argue.* I like cats too. My friend is gonna give me hers to take care of. Swoop 11:08 pm *has pretty ineffectively been picking at the webbing with his wings, wants to move more, the solution is fire clearly* Windchill 11:09 pm They're really....round. Swoop 11:09 pm *puffs flames over one arm* *not full blow flamethrower, just enough to try to get the stuff connected to his arm to die* Windchill 11:09 pm *Raises eyebrows in alarm.* Tarantulas 11:10 pm *thankfully this is the kind that disintegrates, so, it's gone* Windchill 11:10 pm *Not at the atrocious intro, either.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm ((jesus this is loud i'm sorry i walked away for like two mintues)) Swoop 11:10 pm *immediately has his belief that fire is the solution to everything confirmed and gets to work burning his way to freedom* ((np cro)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm [[DON'T--]] *RIPS THE WEBBING AND OPENS A BRIDGE BELOW* Swoop 11:11 pm *cackles* What don't? 😮 *k BYE* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm *...Shakes his feeler with disgust. Webs again.* Windchill 11:11 pm *Well, Swoop's on his own. It's time for the He-Man Intro.* I love this show. It's so bad. Swoop 11:12 pm ((good show everyone lol)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm ((best swoop's ever b... they actually made a cartoon of this? ew?)) Swoop 11:13 pm ((swoop behaved better when Bird was sleeping but there is def an emerging pattern of him doing better when Laserbeak is beat up and ready for max pampering XD)) Tarantulas 11:13 pm *looks up belatedly - ah, swoop's gone* Windchill 11:13 pm That sounds...Wrong. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:13 pm *Rumble snickers. Pole position.* Swoop 11:13 pm ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm ((night!!)) Windchill 11:14 pm (( Night! )) Who am I gonna pester now? *Swoop, you fool.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:16 pm [[Your mate?]] Windchill 11:16 pm I COULD...but I'm giving him a break from me right now. Windchill 11:18 pm *GASPS.* Darkwing Duck is good. Windchill 11:19 pm *Takes on a glazed, sickly look; like an infected doughnut.* Windchill 11:21 pm *Squints.* My friend told me about this one. I haven't watched it. Tarantulas 11:22 pm (( i'm ducking out for a moment, brb Windchill 11:22 pm It looks egregiously destructive though, so I can see why she likes it... ItsyBitsySpyers 11:23 pm [[Perhaps you should.]] Windchill 11:23 pm Maybe. Windchill 11:24 pm Maybe I'll go bother my boyfriend after all. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm [[Very well. Enjoy it.]] Windchill 11:25 pm *Stands and stretches.* I always do. Windchill 11:26 pm He needs to build up his tolerance for hijinks anyway. That's...what I'm for. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm //Best'a luck. Knock 'em dead.// Windchill 11:27 pm Yep. *Filled with Grim Determination and malicious plots involving a surveillance camera and chicken dancing, he walks out.*

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