#Mod Finn 🐦‍⬛💊

[mistamysterystan]

Ok- but. And hear me out here.

Fiddleford H. Mcguckett.

You still here? Still listening? Good.

Just imagine it for me.

His posture is all fixed up, got his beard shaved back to maybe a nice stache

Hands on his hips, smiling at you

Still with me?

Ok. In a nice green button up shirt. Sleeves rolled up past the elbows maybe a little bit of oil stain on it because he was just working on a doohickey but that's ok.

And the top buttons are WAYYY down

Practically a deep V neck if I'm honest

But despite the man's tiny waist, it's too tight on him! The chest is absolutely STRAINING FOR IT'S GODDAMN LIFE around the breast area

You pick up what I'm putting down? Yeah?

I got more if you wanna hear it.

Just.

Smile? Beaming.

Tits? Bouncing.

Under those bell-bottoms? Absolute goddam cake factory.

You? Bi.

Capiche? ;)

(P.S. if you're wandering, no, it is not straight of you to be blushing that much <3 )

i.

I SHOULDNT BE.. THINKING.. ABOUT THIS WHAT..

Mod 🐦‍⬛💊: OOC but oh my God this CRACKED ME UP. ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK THIS IS AWESOME

[caryn-psychic-pines]

yeah, I knew you were gonna do that.

is- is this thing actually on- yeah-?? Okay

Names Caryn! Caryn Pines. Thought I might throw one of these togetha, you know!

I'm just a bored old gal, just TRY shooting your shot! I bet ya wont! Especially since the profile picture is a lie, HA

. Also I uh- got 3 lil boys. . Haven't seen one of em in a while and uh- .. well the otha ain't around anymore.

Fun facts:

💎❓ roughly 80 years old! Still kicking though

💎❓ uses a cane. Technically should use a wheelchair, but she insists she doesn't need it. A cane does her just fine.

💎❓ Filbrick passed roughly 10 years prior (LETS GOOO)

💎❓ kleptomaniac. Need i say more.

💎❓ SHERMIE is her eldest. She has met the twins, and knew they were staying with Stan"Ford" quote on quote

Wip, will be added to.

🐦‍⬛💊 howdyyyyy it's Finn again. I... I can't resist the pull of the post canon blogs

I'm sure you know the drill, some rules!

-no NSFW! Flirting and innuendos is fine though (funny, even!)

-no hate speech. Like cmon.

-be nice to mods. This includes me, and any other mods I interact with!

-twinscest, billdip, stancest, or any cest really PLEASE buzz off! Live your life just live it away from me.

[mistamysterystan]

🐦‍⬛💊 hey guys

Guess what

It's my birthday. I am officially {REDACTED} years old

[mistamysterystan]

🐦‍⬛💊 mod post

hey guys I know I haven't exactly been... Posting recently, and I kinda feel like I owe you a explanation

If you've been following this and the other blogs (@/olmanmcguck and @/billcomesicopngo respectively) youll know we've had a recent plotline- ig, that was Rather dark, and involved themes of suicide.

Reason I haven't been posting well- anything honestly, is because I have no idea what to do or how to move on without undermining the heaviness of threatened suicide.

It also doesn't help that for some reason I've had very uncharacteristic episodes of almost pure jealousy for the characters. Why?? I DUNNO!! Most of its aimed towards Ford which hey-! Could give us a more realistic form of jealousy!/j. But in all seriousness, as fun as this has been, I feel like my mental state is in the gutter.

I'm not saying I'm closing down the blog or anything, but I will go to alot more just- being silly posting (in story you can pretend Stan has repressed the memory because that seems canon enough). I will go back to the angst at some point ofc, but for now I would like angst pushed to a minimum.

Also for the lot of you who continuously tried to get Stan to admit he's bi, thank you you all got a laugh out of me.

Anyway peace bro ✌️

[mistamysterystan]

🐦‍⬛💊 wow I hate that this needs to be said but if you actively post or talk about stancest, or any twincest for that matter, PLEASE gtfo Like live your life but live it AWAY from mine. No offense but brothers kissing romantic style ain't cute 💀

[mistamysterystan]

love how we are all being gay and happy but also HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED LESS THAN 2 DAYS AGO?? HAVE WE ALL COLLECTIVELY BEEN BRAINWASHED??

-🧨

...

[mistamysterystan]

love how across all your blogs the only one with a semblance of a relationship is the bill one. Like how did that happen and yet fiddlestan here is STILL divorced

🐦‍⬛💊 LMAOOOOOOO THATS SO MEANNNNN- but sO true.

Fiddlestan is still in their divorce arc because Stan just. Can't accept his gayness, and fidds is tired of his bs/hj.

And also Stan being... wolfified has complicated things

[mistamysterystan]

question for mod uh.

From what I've seen on this blog it seems very fiddlestan centric, but like- I've looked on the fiddleford and Ford blogs and they seem to be very fiddauthor centric too so- what's happening?

OKAY SORRY FOR SUCH A LATE RESPONSE.

So I'm not entirely sure, even now. I think right now we are just keeping it shippless (that's the last thing I knew, anyway) but you might need to ask Busy (Fidd mod) because most of it is their call?? Idk.

[mistamysterystan]

👏👏 admit your bi

👏👏 AND FIX THIS SHIT YOU BLOODY IDIOT

mod here: I know this is supposed to be serious but half of these asks gain a snort from me like 💀

[mistamysterystan]

mod post

Okay with a lot of the recent stuff happening on this blog, as well as the stuff on the fiddleford blog I feel we NEED to clarify.

You are not alone.

Talk to people before you try to commit.

Find safe spaces

And always always always contact a hotline before commiting.

You are NOT alone in this world. There are so many that know what your going through, and there are so many out there who are willing to help.

Please stay safe out there

@olmanmcguck tagging you too cuz ur apart of this

[mistamysterystan]

ALRIGHT ADDING SOME EDITS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I DIDN'T EXPLAIN OR WORD THIS WELL AT ALL.

I don't mind the angst. I really dont. Infact, a lot of the angst I've done with Stanley has helped me come to terms with a lot of my own trauma (as I grew up with a lot of internalized homophobia and only truly started accepting myself in like- the past year. And even then I still struggle intensely with it as my family isn't very accepting). I've never really had a character I found myself so attached to more than Stanley, other than blitzø from helluva boss but we don't talk about him HA.

I don't mind the angst, but what I do mind however is it just being sprung into me without warning. It's one thing if it's mild, such as a argument, but threatening and implying suicide is a complete other animal (as at times I can't handle it because I've had multiple suicide attempts, and have had many people in my life attempt suicide, or I've had to talk down from suicide)

Angst is fine, you can include me in it, it's completely fine, especially if it's something involving the issues Stan has! But something like suicide,SA, or other things that are heavier than most dark topics, I desperately need a warning for (which I will be putting below)

I'll also work on trying to sort things into tags from this point forth. I won't be going back to sift through everything (other than finding the ends of threads and tagging them).

Look- I made this blog to have fun. I just wanted a excuse to pretend I was a grumpy old man for a while. And I have been having fun! But this has also made me realize; my mental state isn't as sound as I thought.

But anyway, thats it!! I'm done yapping now!! Please go back to being goofy sillies!!

🐦‍⬛💊 mod post

hey guys I know I haven't exactly been... Posting recently, and I kinda feel like I owe you a explanation

If you've been following this and the other blogs (@/olmanmcguck and @/billcomesicopngo respectively) youll know we've had a recent plotline- ig, that was Rather dark, and involved themes of suicide.

Reason I haven't been posting well- anything honestly, is because I have no idea what to do or how to move on without undermining the heaviness of threatened suicide.

It also doesn't help that for some reason I've had very uncharacteristic episodes of almost pure jealousy for the characters. Why?? I DUNNO!! Most of its aimed towards Ford which hey-! Could give us a more realistic form of jealousy!/j. But in all seriousness, as fun as this has been, I feel like my mental state is in the gutter.

I'm not saying I'm closing down the blog or anything, but I will go to alot more just- being silly posting (in story you can pretend Stan has repressed the memory because that seems canon enough). I will go back to the angst at some point ofc, but for now I would like angst pushed to a minimum.

Also for the lot of you who continuously tried to get Stan to admit he's bi, thank you you all got a laugh out of me.

Anyway peace bro ✌️