#Mod schmesticles

[askzebruh]

RULES AND FAQ

This will be updated as i go along Rules: 1. The mod is an adult. Some posts have sexual themes or implications. 18+ preferred.

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2. All post are meant for playful fun. I'm roleplaying a complete asshole. I get to be a slightly outrageous character and you get to instigate. Statements made do not reflect on the mod

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3. If i find enough hate mail i will turn anon off. Anon rights are a privlige for you fucks, got it?

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4. Rp asks will be labeled #ask zebruh. Mod announcements are labeled #word of mod, and #mod schmesticles, homestuck, hiveswap, and related reblogs are labeled #codakk cruisin. All i got for now. I'll figure the rest out later.

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FAQ: "what do you think about x blood color" "would you ever date a x"

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Answer: ❤♠♦♣ I'm desperate and I'll take anyone with self esteem low enough to tolerate me and it doesn't matter what i think because we all already know. I'll treat them all badly anyways.♠♦♣❤

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"would you ever date me?"

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Answer: ♣Yes, but If you have to beg me like this then i'll feel a little bad about it.♣ "can I have a hug?" ♦Yes.♦ *cries a lil bit*

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"can i have a kiss? /Can i hold your hand?" ❤Good gracious at least let me take you out to dinner then make you split the bill!❤

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*mod schmesticles poofs away in a puff of grape vape scented smoke*

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[askzebruh]

WORD OF MOD

Guess what guys! There are only 12 asks left in the askbox from the old mod team! Some have been deleted, and a few are just repeats of the same comment such as "how do you feel about x blood color". I will now be opening up the askbox for fresh new asks and conversation! A rules post will be made! See y'all in the parlor!

[askzebruh]

Zebruh Codakk head canons

1. Has frequent heart burn and will eat antacid like candy. 2. Has low self esteem, but the brand that makes you an asshole to everyone. 3. Wears those trashy silk textured polyester undies. At least one of them is classic heart print. 4. Only swims in speedos. Instead of walking to the locker room to change he just walks through the front door already full frontal??? 5. Contrary to belief, doesnt wear axe. He buys really expensive perfumes and wears entirely too much. 6. Would smoke cigars. Not in any classy way though. Like, in a very trashy way. Not sure how. Idk how fancy cigars are smoked. 7. You know those T shirts from the 2010's that always has like a cartoon character and their wearing a bucket hat and wearing a dollar sign chain and smoking??? You know what i'm talking about. Has one and wears it because he thinks it makes him blend in in the lower classes (💀💀💀) wears it with troll gucci flip flops.