#Mod: Jester

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Lantern

Character: Lantern @lightthewayfortheflame Old blog: @lightthepathwithalantern Height: 5'8 Additional Notes: N/A Art Credits: Art by Jester

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surely someone has done this…

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hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!

THE PRINCESS AND THE JESTER BOOKS ON SALE NOW!

don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this

Want to try before you buy? You can read the Princess and the Jester FOR FREE right here! Go enjoy a free fairy tale! You earned it.

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Earth Update

Added a little something something to the skies lol

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Personal HC is that we, the player, are some kind of Entity ourselves. Not like Mr. Lopee, but more like...something symbiotic, in a way. Or parasitic.

We jump from one Expendable to the next, taking control and guiding them through the game, although I'd think "forcing" them would be more appropriate, considering how often we deliberately go out of our way to get ourselves killed, just for that research or even for fun.

Sebastian, Mr. Lopee, the other "fourth wall breaks". It's because they know, can perhaps see us, that...apparition clinging onto some of the expendables. After all, they're just our vessels, so why address the monkey if the organ grinder is right there?

The expendables know, too. They talk to us, try to reason with us, ask us for mercy, ask us to get them out, to let them live.

Do we listen?

No. We wear them like gloves, force ourselves into their minds, and then discard them when they are no longer useful. Sometimes we find one we like or think has potential and we'll revive them, make them go back to likely die again, in more horrifying ways.

Why?

Are we searching for something? The One who can make it to the end? But if so, when we get the crystal and escape, why jump back in? Are we just so jaded to the suffering or are we trying to achieve a specific end?

Or is it all because this is a game to us? Something to pass the time, to alleviate a bit of boredom? Are we that cruel, that sadistic? No better than Urbanshade?

Are we trying to help or are we monsters, too?

(Also, to lighten this up a lil, when we're a ghost, that's us, not the Expendable we were currently piloting. They get peace and Seb gets to shoot us directly for once!)

That ended up longer than I expected so uh, TLDR: HC is that we, the player, are an entity that piggybacks on different expendables in order to play the game, rather than being a single expendable caught in a loop.

~~ Jester Anon

OOOOH HELL YEAH!! I LOVE THESE KINDA HEADCANONS.. GAMES THAT HAVE THAT KIND OF PARASITIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PLAYER AND THE MAIN CHARACTER ARE ALWAYS AMAZING AAAH!!! LOVE YOUR HEADCANON. WELCOME JESTER ANON!

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Day 329

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Selcouth

Character: Selcouth @the-eternal-digital-magic-shop Height: N/A Additional Notes: N/A Art Credits: Art by Jester

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You can submit your own ships in the inbox to poll them once it's open again :] Just be sure to clarify if it's a request! /nm /lh

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oh they're cutie patootie actually

they're jestery enough. they can do anything.

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could you raise the sea levels juuuuust enough to sink New York

No

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Okay, so I got hit with a kinda silly, kinda cute one with zero basis, but HC is that Seb was a Hatsune Miku fan, except he was a sort-of "Would rather die than admit willingly" type of fan.

Then, after his "death", it sorta ends up being found out, so when he and Painter finally escape and get back home, he now has that very silly horror to deal with, with the added "bonus" of having Painter go "Miku who?" so now he's gotta explain Vocaloids to the sentient AI.

(Painter knows exactly who Miku is, but seeing Seb light up at the idea of talking to him about her music, as much as he denies it? To see Seb actually relax a bit and share something that he enjoys? To see him happy, after everything they've been through?

It makes Painter happy, too.)

~~ Jester Anon

AWWWWW!! THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOOOD... WAAAAH!!! I COULD DEFINITELY SEE BOTH OF THEM BEING MIKU FANS.. THEY DESERVE TO GO TO A CONCERT TOGETHER!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WOULD WORK BUT IT'D BE SO ADORABLEE!!

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