#MyPosts

[kaidoslastbraincell]

Mystery gets a little territorial when the other Saja boys start flirting with his girl👀 something about him being like a feral puppy has me in a chokehold and I just know he's cute as hell under all that hair...

Pairings: Mystery x fem!reader

You weren't a manager or anything...but it sure felt like you were sometimes. Whenever you went to see Mystery at their rehearsals, you always brought snacks for everyone of them. You arrived a little late today, having visited several stores just to try and find each of their favourite drinks. The long-banged demon was as nonchalant as always, offering you a mere nod in greeting as you passed quietly through the door.

They were working on their debut today, an energetic song with equally exhausting choreo, much to Baby's irritation. The second you walked in with your hands full of shopping bags, Abby and Baby rushed over - Abby to take the bags from your hands (definitely not as a means to show off the muscles in his arms) and Baby to lazily wrap his arms around your shoulders, letting his forehead droop against you.

"Hiii y'nnn~" the green-haired rapper drawled with a barely concealed yawn.

Mystery muttered under his breath as he watched the whole scene. Jinu called a short break, also making his way over to you, his usual charming grin on his face.

"Looking beautiful as always, y/n," he smiled, ruffling your hair.

Romance leaned his arm against the grey-haired boy's shoulder, a teasing smirk on his lips.

"Looks like everyone's tryin'a steal your girl~" he sang.

You were chatting up a storm with the other three, eyes bright as you listened to Jinu talk about his plans for the group, and nodding along to Abby ramble about his latest workout routine. Mystery growled, eyes narrowing further under his bangs. He couldn't stand it, but he was too stubborn to give up his unbothered persona...or so he thought.

Your eyes brightened further when you saw your boyfriend approaching, smiling awkwardly as you watched him angrily stomp over, fists clenched. He pushed the others aside, pulling you into him with a secure arm around your shoulders, before leaning in and...biting your cheek?

"Mine," he snarled, eyes flashing dangerously as his fringe parted to reveal them, his patterns rippling over the skin of his arms.

Baby rolled his eyes as he slumped over the armchair in the corner. Jinu and Abby smirked, raising their hands in surrender and backing up a step. You turned to him with a pout, flicking his nose.

"Stop acting like a rabid dog!" you hissed.

He bared his fangs at you, with no real threat behind the action, before dipping his head and biting your neck. You immediately flushed, pink coating your cheeks, neck and ears.

"Mystery!" you yelped, swatting him away.

He pushed his bangs away from his forehead, regarding you with an arched brow. You hated how hot that was, eye twitching in frustration. With a sigh, he gripped your chin between his thumb and forefinger, leaning closer into your space to pressing a lingering kiss to your lips.

"Sorry, love."

[brownbutch10]

Femme that sends videos of fucking themselves while they moan your name X Butch who sends videos of groaning and jerking off to those videos

MEN AND MINORS DNI. THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIANS.

[francescatelford]

[sknoelle]

10 years ago today, "Aperitivo" first aired (June 25, 2015).

"Because I wanted to run away with him."

"I wasn't decided when I called him. I just called him. I deliberated while the phone rang. I decided when I heard his voice."

"You told him we knew."

"I told him to leave. I wanted him to run... Because he was my friend. Because I wanted to run away with him."

~~~

"You're not tempted to forget?"

I don't want to forget. I'm building rooms in my memory palace for all my friends."

"Friendship is blackmail elevated to the level of love."

"A mutually-unspoken pact to ignore the worst in one another in order to continue enjoying the best."

Hannibal 3x04 - "Aperitivo"

[futureempressoftheuniverse]

i know people will be focusing on the fact that brennan googled pasta shapes and memorized everyone's names but SO DID KATIE! my beloveds they were both like "i must know how i could have done better" and damn it did it serve them in this episode!

[botherbug]

mantis mouthparts source

[hyperfixation-fix]

Nico preparing for his and Will's first anniversary

[nostalsim]

can u tell bedrooms are my absolute favorites to decorate

[orbiten]

i enjoy looking at promotional photos of the Tenth Doctor in series 2 and 4 side by side because you can clearly see the changes he goes through. from joyful and optimistic to sorrowful and arrogant, hardened by all the loses he has suffered. it's a brilliant visual representation of his character arc

[kaidoslastbraincell]

Abby takes a liking to a girl he often sees at the gym...only his attempts at flirting fall flatter than oikawa's ass and you are not impressed (to start with)

Pairings: abby x reader

The first time Abby saw you, he thought you were hot. Clad in the black, long sleeved compression shirt and grey sweats you always seemed to wear to the gym, along with your hair in a messy ponytail. He introduced himself immediately, and he half expected you to fawn over him like all the other Saja Boy fans...except...you weren't a fan.

The more he saw you, the more you ignored him, the more he thought you were beautiful instead...enticing. Your soul was bright, with a hint of darkness he wanted to unravel, and he could taste it every time he was within your vicinity. But he wouldn't let your soul fall victim to Gwi Ma. No. He wanted you all for himself.

"Looking gorgeous as always, y/n," he winked as he walked past you towards the free weights.

"Fuck off, pretty boy," you sighed, turning up the volume of your headphones before continuing your jog on the treadmill.

"Aw, you think I'm pretty?"

But of course, you didn't hear him. He growled lowly. You weren't like the other girls he encountered from this era. He couldn't win you over with his muscles or acting slick and charming. What could get you to see him? Maybe it was time to consult Romance...or even Jinu? He seemed to be doing well with that hunter idol they'd been tasked with destroying...

He removed his tshirt after gathering the weights he needed. And when he looked in the mirror he was facing, he caught your eye in the reflection. He smirked. You rolled your eyes. Oh... Maybe you did like his muscles. Even just a little bit? After his set, he decided to approach you again.

"See something you like?" he drawled.

Unfortunately for you, you'd heard him. Voice smooth as silk. You huffed as you brought the treadmill to a slow walk.

"Of course not. Just judging your shitty posture. You'll pull a muscle lifting like that."

You were lying out of your ass. But he didn't need to know that. He flashed you a sharp-toothed smile, and your eyes immediately fell to his lips. Damn.

"Why don't you show me how it's done then?"

You scoffed. "So you can look at my ass the entire time? I think the fuck not."

"You've got a foul mouth for such a pretty face," he grinned.

After that, you did show him how it's done. And you were right...he did look at your ass the entire time. But he actually took your advice into consideration - something that not many guys did at the gym. The majority brushed off anything you said because you were a woman. But you were also studying to be a personal trainer. You knew your shit. And it seemed Abby knew this too. When he thanked you for your help, you genuinely smiled. He swore something in his fucked-up demon heart softened. God, you hated how quickly he was growing on you.

"Say...you wanna go grab a smoothie or something?"

He could have sworn those words came out of his mouth, but to his surprise, it was you who asked. He grinned.

"Sure. Lead the way, beautiful."

On the way to the smoothie bar you recommended, you bumped into Jinu and Romance. He saw the way Romance's eyes roamed over every inch of you, and he wasn't stupid. His arm instinctively slid around your shoulders, eyes flashing as he subtly bared his fangs. Jinu regarded him with a raised brow. Romance simply smirked.

"Hey, Abs," Jinu nodded.

"Who's this?" Romance grinned, leaning into your bubble and staring right into your eyes.

You kept your stare blank, stepping back just slightly, muttering something about personal space.

"This is y/n," Abby almost snarled, "we work out together."

"Oh, I'm sure you do."

[brownbutch10]

Make an effort to learn about your partner if you want to have kinky sex. Don’t expect them to dive into all the kinks you are interested in. It’s always the best thing to start off by having the most basic, vanilla sex. Learn about their boundaries, talk to them about yours. See what turns them on or what turns them off. If they are all talk on text or call but are shy in real life, then make them feel comfortable enough to get to that level with you, don’t force them out. The most important thing, learn to say no. It’s always good to try things out but if something makes you uncomfortable but your partner likes it, don’t just do it for them, it’s going to build resentment. I don’t think I should even mention this, but, consent!!! Even the non consensual kink has consent in it, so don’t just do something unexpected unless you have discussed it with them before. And yes, you can be completely naked, right under them and you CAN say no and not have sex if you are not up for it. If your partner doesn’t respect that, you need to get out of that situation. (It really is the most basic standard to have in a relationship but you will be surprised of how often it is disrespected)

MEN AND MINORS DNI. THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIANS.

[honeylove]

dating apps suck.

who wants to start a tumblr mutual to lovers romance with me instead?

[cruelfeast]

Raw (2016) dir. Julia Ducournau

[cum-and-get-m3]

i wasn't made to work. i was made to have sex and read books all day every day

[loftwingsuarus]

Me when I have too much fun rereading my old fics to get anything done:

[hyperfixation-fix]

"Will Solace is not a golden retriever. He is, in fact, a ginger cat," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right!" they say. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Rick Riordan himself.